#ava kolker

[hhunter79]

[archivist-goldfish]

[fororegon-blog]

[acull5]

Ava and Lexy Kolker

[sydney-to-the-max-forever]

Happy Birthday Ava Kolker!

You grew up so beautifully... ,)

[dannyboy1920]

Ava Kolker

[esperwatchesfilms]

Miss Meadows (2014)

Miss Meadows. The first film I'm posting about after literal years. I wanted to get back into doing this for the fun. The original goal may not have been met, but I like this method of watching movies. It helps me focus on what's happening... That said, this movie started interesting and fun and slooowly went downhill. Her entire relationship with the Sheriff? Awkward. So painfully awkward. The writing was not great. Not taking points off for the writing was extremely generous of me. But I had fun watching it, to be fair... that said... ESE: -10/100

50 +2 for immediately CGI squirrel +5 for living your best tap dancing life -10 for creepy-ass dudes harassing women +5 for Miss Meadows attempting politeness in the face of grossness +2 for tiny purse gun +10 for "Toodaloo" post-murder +5 for post-murder tap dance +3 for the quick return of CGI squirrel +3 for Mother Meadows giving bloodstain cleaning advice -10 for only God knowing our destiny +5 for the exception of no one knowing their destiny being best-selling authors +5 for "The truth is relative." +5 for Ava Kolker +5 for Heather thinking corpses look like string cheese -10 for the principal's shitty attitude -5 for new neighbors trying to hook you up with dentist friends +5 for having "no intentions to start domestication training" +10 for saving a toad on the road -10 for constant tap shoes +5 for Heather's healthy skepticism +5 for admitting being wrong -10 for being far too young to hate the world so much +5 for a child being smart enough to see the world for what it is -5 for not finishing her answer to the teachers who invited her for Happy Hour -5 for incredibly awkward exchange with the Sheriff -10 for using your position to find a woman's workplace to ask her on a date +10 for Miss Meadows pointing out that that behavior is illegal -5 for not allowing the Sheriff a turn to ask questions, turning the conversation into an interrogation +5 for not promising not to laugh +5 for wanting to play accordion -5 for tap dancing on grass +5 for the Sheriff's rhythmically challenged dance -10 for awkward post-kiss silence +5 for not living in fear -10 for church service +10 for Katie Holmes's singing +10 for not being Catholic, but enjoying singing in choirs +5 for James Badge Dale -10 for the most awkward sex scene I have ever watched -10 because no... seriously... MOST awkward sex scene due to cackling during the entire event -10 for even worse pillow talk -10 for releasing helium balloons into the sky on purpose +10 for the speech given to the murderer before murdering him +5 for Frank -10 for creepy owner of Frank -5 for another awkward kiss -5 for not exercising safe sex +5 for hopscotch -10 for creepy owner of Frank being a child abuser -10 for marrying Miss Meadows simply because they neglected to have safe sex and now she's pregnant +10 for Jean Smart -10 for creepy owner of Frank having photos he took of Miss Meadows without her knowledge +5 for not veiling her threat +10 for creepy owner of Frank (Skylar) being unexpectedly right -10 for Skylar still being incredibly creepy +5 for telling kids in Sunday school that Jesus wasn't white -20 for DISGUSTING child sexual abuse from a priest +10 for murdering the priest -10 for being sloppy and being caught by Heather -5 for Heather being scary chill about it and keeping Miss Meadows' secret +10 for Mother Meadows having been dead the whole time -10 for the Sheriff being so casual about figuring out Miss Meadows is the vigilante -10 for the dumbest Sheriff -10 for yelling at Miss Meadows when he was so chill about figuring out the truth -20 for Heather being taken by Skylar +10 for Miss Meadows saving Heather +10 for Sheriff saving Miss Meadows +5 for pinning the vigilante shit on Skylar +5 for accordion playing +5 for the hawk at the end -10 for the Katie Holmes cover of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"

[personallbest]

oh I’m gonna CRY

[annietheartsyartist]

;)

[2ndaryprotocol]

The supremely spooky ‘Insidious: The Last Key’ startled moviegoers this week 5 years ago. 👻🔑⛓

“𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚌. 𝚆𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔.”

[hhunter79]

[archivist-goldfish]

[fororegon-blog]

[sydney-to-the-max-forever]

Sydney to the Max Fan Art by Artist: Emeriart

@emeriart

[dannyboy1920]

Ava Kolker

[profwonderbearthementalista]

8, 19, 38, 88, 99!

8 - I love Sofia Carson and this song really showcases her amazing vocals as she is singing live.

19 - I've already mentioned how it's all down to @burningblake for introducing me to the very talented Dylan Conrique. This is my favourite song by her and one of the only country songs I like.

38 - You're literally picking my favourite songs! This song was released by Dove for her debut album Alchemical and it's my favourite non-single off the album. It's a beautiful song but so sad.

88- Seriously, Emily - how are you choosing all the best songs?! This is Sofia's most viral song written for her Netflix film Purple Hearts and first song to chart in the UK!

99 - Ava Kolker is yet another Disney Channel actress turned singer who acted in Girl Meets World with Sabrina Carpenter. This isn't my fav song by her but it is her debut song and I love how all her friends, family and castmates star in the video.