#author's summary:

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Everyone go read Under the Aegis NOW go do it just GO

[ao3-crack]

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[lbhslefttiddie]

youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either. and is also still, sort of, a sex flower

from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way

[eepejay]

So you don't want to read the Authority. Here is the first half of volume 1 poorly summarized:

This started out as just shit posts but alas, here we are

The Characters:

The Plot:

One interpretation of the Authority's (Part one by [redacted]) thematic crux (No longer shitposting):

[redvexillum]

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕟. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝔸𝕌.

If you want to read what the options were, click here!

Thank you everyone for voting! You really helped my indecisive butt 🍑

I will say, Omegaverse AU may end up being 85% smut - but I will sprinkle in plot because we all love plot! Right?

...right?

[thelonelyshore-if]

Somebody stop me before I conceptualize individual titles and mini summaries for some of Croft's books.

[abigail-nicole]

fanbind your favorite medical AU like one of these bad boys (old paper charts)

[wronghands1]

[tinyywriterr]

WHO WILL IT BE?

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ꕥ SUMMARY | PREFACE ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ꕥ

✧⋄⋆╔══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╗⋆⋄✧

You just moved to Japan around 2 months ago to escape a toxic family life. You’ve enjoyed yourself so far but you’ve decided you want to start having fun. It all starts with agreeing to get drinks with your current boss and his co-partner. Within a week or two both men show you a new way of living and being treated that you’re not too sure about. Thankfully, you ran into a stoic gentleman who treats you well and actually wants to get to know you. Within a year's time, your life goes through many highs and lows. But who will it be that'll be there for you the most?

✧⋄⋆╔══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╗⋆⋄✧

TUMBLR MASTERLINKS -

Chapter 1 ~ What A Day

Chapter 2 ~ A Night To Remember

Chapter 3 ~ Lunch Break

Chapter 4 ~ Does This Count As a Date?

Chapter 5 ~ Growing Pains

Chapter 6 ~ Toxic Inconveniences to Big Changes

Chapter 7 ~ The Beginning of Hide & Seek

Chapter 8 ~ Found You

Chapter 9 ~ Finally Home

Chapter 10 ~ Round Two

Chapter 11 ~ Decisions & Deals

AO3 MASTERLINK -

LASTLY ˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓭, 𝓯𝓮𝓶 𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻, 𝔂/𝓷 𝓾𝓼𝓮, & 𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪��𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓣𝓸𝓳𝓲/𝓝𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓲/𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻꒱₊˚ˑ༄

Picture/Art Credit - @/yuannoi on Twitter/IG

© ™TINYPROPHETT

[Please don't copy or plagiarize my work thank you. I don't own any rights to JJK and all photos are from pintrest or here I'll try to tag people if I can]

[turnipoddity]

have you read this fic, "much like suffocating"? just finished it and aaa it's so goood and right up your alley I think!! it's so sweet and angst-y and hot and sappy and Hhhhhh domestic chainshipping!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51666286#main

- 🐰R1

I HAVENT READ THIS ONE AND OH THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

welcome to night vale but i've never listened to it

I walk into the Maggots Lounge and am immediately informed that this post is an absolute necessity so here we are. I'm not sure what's happening.

I tried searching for the WTNV tag on tumblr. All I got was gratuitous nudity links. I gave up and went to my ol' buddy Pinterest.

Cecil is a guy and he likes it when Carlos takes charge.

Do Not Enter The Dog Park.

There are folks in hoods roaming the dog park with static. Probably bad signals on their radios idk.

They eat pizza.

Kevin may be important.

Do not look at the hooded figures.

Books are banned? What is this, Florida?

Sorry. Anyway, it's a podcast. I forgot to mention that.

No, really, do not look at the hooded figures. Do Not Perceive.

"It is the granddyke of fiction podcasts," as Jehan, a maggot, said.

Humans and dogs are not allowed in the dog park.

You can play in the Sheriff's Secret Police though. Idk.

It's queer. It is very very queer.

Cecil might be Jewish idk I have a bad cold someone is Jewish, anyway, and they are also very queer.

And in love with Carlos.

Wednesday has been cancelled due to scheduling errors.

It is purple. Idk all the things. They're purple. I may be delirious. The podcast may be delirious. Everyone is delirious.

Even if you are delirious, do not look at the fucking hooded figures.

There's weather.

Whatever the weather is, do not look AT THE GODDAMN HOODED FIGURES.

People find Cecil's voice sexy.

DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOODED FIGURES DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOODED FIGURES DO NOT ENTER THE DOG PARK DO NOT LO

Tagging. Um. I forgot all your tags. I'll just send this post in the maggots lounge. DONT LOOK AT TH--

[saradika]

follow up from my last post - I learned how to make paperbacks! my first try was i’ll be seeing you, and I loved how it turned out! extremely excited to dive into making more! 👀💕

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Could I order a black coffee (nightmare x ccino)?

Without sugar (no fluff)

Howdy, thanks for asking! Here are some fics that might fit what you're looking for!

My Beloved Sire by mikeal_jones_5 (Mature, Incomplete)

It was a dark and cold winter night, and Nightmare was running away, urging every bit of magic to a location. Somewhere, anywhere but stopping and falling into Dream’s hands. Into the looming defeat that crept close to him, following his back like a hunting snake. 

A Simple Coffee Break by PsychoMeows (Explicit, Complete)

Reaper goes to Ccino's café just expecting to have a regular coffee break. He doesn't expect to discover that Nightmare has been abusing the barista and that said barista has fallen in love with him. Nightmare is only making Ccino's mental health worse and Ccino knows that it won't get better. He knows Nightmare will never love him back but he can't get out of it... Does he even want out of it?

Goodbye, Goodnight, Sweet Dreams (Or Stockholm Syndrome) by mikeal_jones_5 (Not Rated, Complete)

"It only works for seven days." Ccino took the vial from the witch with shaky hands. The purple liquid within his grasp stirred. "Until then, you will-" "I know. Thank you Elena." The green-eyed witch shook her head before disappearing, leaving the barista staring down at his predetermined fate.

Eternity by mikeal_jones_5 (Mature, Complete)

"There was always a sign. A telltale sign that signaled the start of their little game" .. . In which Ccino put himself in Nightmare's game of manipulation, how much he fell deeply for it and willing to die because of it. All because Nightmare was getting bored at everything.

Still With Me, Forever and Always by ApatheticCinaRoll (Teen And Up, Complete)

I wanted to write angst, so I wrote angst.

[rotisseries]

idelogically I do not agree with "same ship different font" memes. they are consistently based in fanon mischaracterizations or superficial aesthetic similarities and also they're just annoying to look at. however, because I'm smarter and better than everyone else this does not apply to me when I say every ship I like is a botw zelink variant. this is because I have thought about it extensively and have in depth analysis to support my conclusions. anyway who else up feeling some type of way about a knight coded character dying for the person with the central power of the story and then losing their memory about it

[coffeebanana]

istg half of the post-s5 finale fics i see have some sort of disclaimer in the tags or summary (or i even just saw one in the title!!) saying the fic was written because the show sucks or the finale sucked or they just hated everything about it

and it's frustrating because i probably would have enjoyed a lot of these fics! but now i'm not even going to touch them because i don't want to engage with people shitting on the show

[pandamugger]

Second half of JJK season two was so ass do NOT watch that show