#author: rainbow rowell

[haveyoureadthispoll]

Simon Snow is the worst Chosen One who's ever been chosen. That's what his roommate, Baz, says. And Baz might be evil and a vampire and a complete git, but he's probably right. Half the time, Simon can't even make his wand work, and the other half, he starts something on fire. His mentor's avoiding him, his girlfriend broke up with him, and there's a magic-eating monster running around, wearing Simon's face. Baz would be having a field day with all this, if he were here — it's their last year at the Watford School of Magicks, and Simon's infuriating nemesis didn't even bother to show up.

[letraspal]

“It’s her sister, I think. She’s too young for Watford yet. She looks like his stepmother, dark-haired and pretty, but not like Baz and his mother—they’re drawn in bolder lines than this.”

Mordelia Grimm | Women of the Simon Snow Trilogy

[welcometogrouchland]

(on my hands and knees begging tumblr to not mutilate the quality of this drawing 😭) anyway, coming out as a secret marvel fan to announce that i really enjoyed the recently she-hulk run w/ Jen and her boytoy and am sad to see them go. Jack pls dont disappear into the ether i just got attached to you (ID in alt)

[eccentricsworld]

“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.”

Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park

[prommytheus]

bg3 sounds like a game someone made up in a story. ive never seen gameplay of it anyway so as far im aware you guys are all just playing a really elaborate game of pretend

[flammablepitch]

sadly no update on my snowbaz college/ university au ‘Indigo Night’ tonight as i really need to relax after a stressful uni and work day :(

BUT if you aren’t up to date yesterdays chapter was the longest so far, definitely the steamiest and maybe even the fluffiest so checkout the fic here!

Indigo Night

words: 36,245

chapters: 20/?

rating: mature/ explicit

status: in progress

description:

I wish I didn’t.

Because now I have to meet my new roommate half-naked and soaking wet.

“Uh… I-I I’m S-Simon. I live here. Do you live here? I do…” What the fuck was that?

“Baz.” My new roommate says.

“What?”

“Baz. That’s my name.” he hasn’t stopped sneering at me.

“Oh…” I really don’t know what else to say. Why can't my brain come up with words?

“You should get dressed.” Baz says and then turns and walks out the door, slamming it behind him.

Fuck.

OR

Simon, who has spent his whole child and teenhood having to move around all over the world with his father, never spending more than a few months in one place, is ready to settle down. He gets into a good uni, moves into uni housing and searches for a job. Now, he's determined to find a good group of friends, but he may get more than what he's asking for.

[slaughter-books]

Day 23: JOMPBPC: Autumn Spring Colours

It's Spring here in Australia, so I took a photo of some beautiful Spring coloured books! 💚

[schrodingerkibillaiya]

Fall flower

Winter dew

I fell in love without even looking at you

You told me how I was all you ever wanted

For me, You were all I ever needed

Months passed - one, two, three

Where are you now?

My love of December?

[asfdigitalmarketing]

Nowadays very slow businesses and achievement

[hyxcinthus-moss]

got my signed preorder of scattered rainbows today!! reading the tattoo artist and flower shop au and have never related to simon more (which i thought was impossible because he is me)

“Simon watched him work. He could see the progress.

And he watched him.

Simon had never had someone this fit inking him up before.

Baz was a bit taller than Simon and a bit leaner. He was long and graceful everywhere. His nose was a little too big, but Simon liked it.

Baz would probably be dead sexy if he smiled--which he hadn't so far.

Simon didn't really have a physical type. He'd dated girls back in school, but it had been only guys since Jeremy. (He of the ill-advised finger tattoo.) If Simon had a type, it was--better than me. He liked people who seemed to have it together. And that sort of person often liked him. They liked being better than him ...

.. until they realized Simon was kind of a train wreck.”

[mrs-mcbeth22]

“Stab the body and it heals, but injure the heart. And the wound last a lifetime”

[haveyoureadthispoll]

Set over one school year in 1986, Eleanor & Park is the story of two star-crossed misfits—smart enough to know first love almost never lasts, but brave and desperate enough to try.

[worldstore]

5 posts!

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[parcai]

actually i need to calm down LOLOLOL but this has been building since like 2012 💀 think i could punch glass rn

[almostzealousface]

[cliveguy]

like I can’t talk that much shit because I did read the whole thing and it was entertaining, but red white and royal blue truly read like a fanfiction both plot and writing style lol

i still can't even bring myself to read that one as a joke... literally the president's son and a member of the royal family fucking sounds like something out of a 2012 drarry au