#author tingz

[stumacherstan]

Hello! Are your requests open? I saw that you wrote for the yandere greek gods, and I wanted to ask for a request for Hera, maybe her growing an obsession for a fellow god, someone who's happily married to their spouse and grows jealous from how spiteful her own marriage is? She deserves a good husband smh

Yandere!Hera x god(dess) of justice and loyalty!gn!Reader:

Queen Hera is your senior for sure

She remembered when you came to be.

Small. Cute. Truthful. Weak. Small. Quiet.

Your little scale had its pros and cons

but you always listened to her

it was cute really

but as time went on she went to doing her duties and you to your own

Hera hadn’t realized how much time went on

She kept dealing with Zeus’s bullshit for so long, time slipped by

She needed to talk to her good little fellow god(dess) the one who always listened

Hera was surprised to see you be married with another

and him at that? Seriously. HIM?!

she felt betrayed.

to be fair you didn’t know what went down between her and Dionysos but fuck her to the underworld

and even worse. it was a successful happy marriage.

The damn fuck was known for being rowdy and chaotic

what the hell

you were just happy to be by his side and have fun with him and everyone

being together was important

Hera hated it.

however she tries to be patient

choose her over him

Hera calls for you and Dionysus felt weird about it but let it go

what’s she to do?

You go and Hera is happy

she keeps you.

You are very surprised. Wasn’t this supposed to be a visit?

Hera weeps

She knows she’s married and she knows you’re married now

but whyyy

you don’t know what to do after trying to get away for a couples of days.

“you’re supposed to be with me!” Hera feels pathetic. She feels dejected. She always knew how lovely you were and now you’re with another.

“I’m sorry? i’m not sure what to say.”

“I won’t stand for it. You are to stay here. I do not care. I’ll deal with it all. I just need you. like it was before. I won’t even think about the damned Zeus. I never needed him. I always needed you.”

(because i’m sure you wanted nice domesticated headcanons we’re skipping the drama)

it took some time to get use to

but Hera is a really great wife

you don’t really get to see anyone but she’s all you need

she feeds you. you feed her

you both grant peoples wishes together when they pray to you both

Hera is very sweet when she whispers sweet nothings into your ear

she’s very soft and nice to hold. it’s like you two fit

you don’t think about your ex. that’s all the past like hera said

you’re all she needs and she’s all you need

time never exists with her because you two’s love is for eternity <3

And no one will come between it

[kevin-keller-artistic-director]

Y'all I'm doing Dawson's Creek meta shit and I found bomb mention.....

[salamisandcheese]

I feel like my lips need KISSING

I hate it

I wanna be loved as in I want my waist to be held to pull me closer I want forehead kisses I want my hair stroked through I wanna be held to sleep as a matter of fact I wanna be held and never let go of I want my cheeks to be gently caressed I want my soul to be emerged with someone else’s

[veryrealauthorthings]

[angelflms]

so i'm a writer. for the past three years, i've been writing a book series about this group of friends that live in the world of hollywood, with the first book being a rivals to lovers, fake dating storyline between two of the most popular young pop acts of their time. i'm so nervous to be more vocal about my book but my main end goal is to get this book adapted so i'm making a larger deal about it. for now, i wanna introduce the two main characters!

alexus johnson. she/her. 22. bi. black. singer-songwriter. six-time grammy winner.

fc: savannah smith

river addison. he/him. 21. queer. brown latino. singer-songwriter. three-time grammy winner.

fc: xolo mariduena

more details about the characters are featured on my instagram (acc name: angelflms_) and the first nine chapters of the rough draft are up on wattpad (acc name: angelflms). moodboards of them are under my "infuriating man and his viper" board on pinterest (acc name: angelflms_)

i will be posting random things and memes about river and alexus and excerpts about them from time to time so be on the lookout!

[murcielagatito]

crush on my manager still going strong help

[castle-dominion]

Are there no [hyperspecific search] fics out there???? Ugh I guess I will have to write my own.

[pottermoregays]

personal life update:

i work at a bookstore & a very popular queer YA author came in today & asked to sign some books, brings her books up, we realize it’s said popular queer YA author- my AGM & i FLIP OUR SHIT

we end up talking to her for like an hour and she was SO nice & then made this SUPER SUPER nice post on instagram and now we have SO MANY queer authors that i have known & loved and have books from, are following our work account & liking & commenting on ( including none other than THE ALICE FUCKING OSEMAN!?!? ) & i’m literally losing my marbles

this has been the best day ever we have more popular authors than regular people that follow our work instagram rn i just am still freaking out wow shit

[sxthee]

The Girl In The Mirror

Okurrr, so another work from my creative writing class! The story will appear trash because it is rushed. This was written as our summative, so it was literally timed. I was surprised I was able to fart this out, lol. In this, our tone, diction, and style were tested. I’d say I have a better skill than average (but most definitely not the best-) but this wasn’t one of my best moments LMAO. Anyway, you be the judge of it ig

Over yonder the halls of an abandoned house hung a tale that’s decades old. It had been built with genuinety and passion — now though, it could only present itself in cracks and shards. The Frames no longer scintillate like that of a sun. People who have visited the place themselves described it as merely reflecting the people who have wronged her. Every now and then, as the past manifested itself against the reflective surface, a feminine shriek would emanate from the mirror.

Also additional note, we were told that we need to write it in 5 sentences. Can you imagine the pressure I had?? Especially when I had to rewrite my story LOL (it was a fun a challenge doe, 100/10 would do it again)

[stumacherstan]

Hi!! I was wondering if you had or are willing to make a part three for the unrequited love for jasper in twilight I was looking for part one and found it from when you reblogged it and someone said there was a part three but I can’t find. So if there anyway you can help me find it I really love that. And Ty ahead of time for everything!!

i found part three and reblogged it for you! if you ever find part one and two, reblog them for me? i’d love to re-read my work that everyone has love for! i appreciate you so much :)

[punkeropercyjackson]

Hazel Esther Levesque fashion tingz🫶🏽👾🩷

I am a firm believer in pastel goth,afropunk and kidcore queen Hazel.Yes,all of them at once-She is basically the embodiment of this pic

Hazel is extremely feminine presenting and her autism and baby femme transbian swag caused her to be unsatisfied with the dull clothes she was settled with in her first life.So obviously she tells Nico and Percy about this to vent and they agree to take her out on multiple shopping sprees to sprouse up the wardrobe of their lil princess as soon as Gaea is defeated,Sally and Paul joining them too as they adopted Hazel post-Boo as Sally did Nico in Tlo(Paul x Sally was a very good concept that didn't burn slow enough so i'm giving them what they deserve)

Because the Jacksons as a whole are anti-capitalist,they didn't go to super expensive stores but to thrift shops and family run bussinesses to obtain the Hazel drips.Hazel also makes her own clothes and makeup as Percy teaches her diy and her usual outfit aspects consist of bright colors,pastels,frilly dresses,funky socks/stockings,spikes,loose tops but tight bottoms,parodies of graphic designs and ✨️sparkles✨️.Both with glitter and even her own natural effect she figured out how to do with her gem based powers.She has a whole big box of all the hair accessories she's collected and it's rare she not be wearing at least one of them

Hazel also went through a subtle hair journey throught her introduction series-In Son she had afropuffs,in Moa she had cornrows,in Hoh she had twists,in Boo she had sisterlocks and in Eoe she finally settled on butterfly locs,dying her hair from time to time too but only shades of pink and purple and no other colors.And to complete her look,Percy gave her piercings-Stacked lobes,double cheeks and a pink nose ring!Hazel's battle jacket heavily leans into moreso a bubblegoth theme than traditional punk in it's base material(it's a swirl of darker and lighter colors together and bulky like a hoodie and fluffily textured)but the patches and pins are very much reflective of her punk culture,including a button that says 'Unperson your local authority figure' and a BLM patch

[salamisandcheese]

sense of self

give me it

[veryrealauthorthings]

[diodellet]

👀woe, yuusona upon ye👐

Meet Lou Tang, the Ramshackle Prefect, Beast Tamer of Night Raven College, the Magicless Student from Another World, et cetera, et cetera. (yes, tagalog speakers i see you but her choice of name will be explained waaay under the cut) credits to this picrew

Appearance:

Lou has two ways of wearing the uniform: a) on days where she feels like putting effort into her appearance, she'll wear a tie and the vest, but on low-energy days b) she'll only throw on the blazer. She also prefers to keep the polo’s sleeves folded up to her elbows. (She tried wearing gloves for her first day on campus, but ended up hating it. If she gets points docked for not wearing the complete uniform, then so be it😤)

She has long, wavy dark brown hair, usually tied into twintails. The height of her twintails tends to be dictated by how much energy she starts her day. Which is kind of ironic, considering Lou has a sensitive scalp and gets prone to tension headaches when wearing high twintails.

Lou has dark brown eyes, no light in them (dead as a tuna, sorta like Naho Saenoki from Corpse Party), but the rest of her face is expressive enough that it tends to go unnoticed (unless the other party is really emotionally-observant.)

Body-wise, Lou is already pretty skinny, but she also has long limbs++fingers. Which leads to people thinking that she needs to be given extra food (unless it can be stored as leftovers, don't. Girlie is not someone you bring to a buffet unless you enjoy losing money). She also has bad posture, which adds to her homely vibes (but that's if you put her in a chair or in front of a computer, so yes, she is shrimpy🤧)

Expressions-wise, Lou falls into the category of having subtitles on her face. It's so easy to read what she's feeling. (Yes, that also means she turns red very easily as someone who gets flustered 1000% of the time. She could be Riddle's cousin or sumn) It partly has to do with her being a theater kid, and more of [Redacted for spoilers]

General Personality:

People-pleaser. Tends to match the energy of whoever she's conversing and let them lead the conversation. (Which can come across as being a brown noser, especially if that person has a higher position over her like as an elder or authority figure)<-SEAsian culture of respect tingz😔✊

But under that facade, she's a nerd at heart. Things like: superstitions, cats, video games, musicals. It takes someone being a friend* for her to actively talk about her interests.

Non-confrontational. (Very much to her detriment) Another SEAsian-ism tying into her people-pleaser tendencies. Though, in her mind, things always go smoother when people aren’t at each other’s throats. This is also kind of why she also tends to gravitate more towards the calm and diplomatic people of the NRC cast. (Wow these vice housewardens are so nice <- girlie's thoughts 0.5 seconds before realizing izza prank)

*Because she puts on a "friendly" front around 98% of people she meets, she seems like an extravert (a consequence of her own making). She is the complete opposite and always needs to crash at some point to recharge. [This is only one of her many facades, she has very few people that she considers true friends.]

*Unless you're friends with her or just in her vicinity when she thinks she's alone, she says a lot of snarky and out-of-pocket shit. 

Being a theater kid™, she tends to make semi-accurate snap judgments towards people and creates a sort of script to follow when interacting with them. Of course, this comes across as her being two-faced, but again, this is for that yummy juicy smooth interpersonal relationships climate she desperately wants to have in her social life. Especially considering her family [redacted for irrelevance].

Which leads to another thing about her: Lou has little trust in people. Especially in a place like NRC which dredges up a lot of unsavory memories of when she was younger. In her mind, acting like a clown means she's "earning being laughed at on her own terms."

Misc. Information:

Class 1-A. Lou would actually take Ace’s seat as student no. 25. Pretty convenient that all three of them are in the same row, and in the back of the class. Not convenient that they all got branded with a troublemaker reputation because of the chandelier incident.

Left-handed, but doesn’t bring it up. If she can adjust with using her right, then everything’s good. (Someone please tell her to speak up, she needs to be brave for once🤧)

Initially signed up for a performing arts club (either theater or choir), but chickened out of auditions. She’s a big appreciator of the arts, but has intense performance anxiety. So, she’s with Grim doing whatever they do in the Gourmet Club. At some point in the story, she thinks if she should’ve tried joining the Film Studies Club… (if only she didn’t get so intimidated by Vil Schoenheit)

Her best class is Arts. Maybe Musicology too, but that’s because she can find the energy to work really hard at it in spite of her lack of innate talent.

Her worst class might be Enigmics or Potionology/Alchemy (Math and pseudo-cooking, her biggest weaknesses).

Sorta bilingual, but to be honest, most of her Tagalog usage is just for curses and swearing. Or for being very emotionally-vulnerable, which has yet to happen.

Lou Tang is not her real name. It’s actually just the word ‘lutang’ (meaning ‘to float,’ but it connotes someone who’s absent-minded and ditzy, in a derogatory sense) but stretched into a sort of name. Like that one scene in Barbie and the Musketeers

[Upon her arrival to NRC, she clocked that Dire Crowley was not human and gave a fake name. Even if they presented themselves as a kind and gracious figure, you wouldn’t give your real name to someone of the Faefolk, right?]

tagging the peeps who enabled me: @viperwhispered @twstgo @crystallizsch

[seastarblue]

Thirsty Thursday ✨

for this @creators-club event hosted by @bardic-tales , I’m gonna go more in depth on Harper’s relationships with the rest of the cast!

these are specifically for the beginning of the story, so they will all change with time.

Harper thinks Noha is cool. He likes their skills (assassin tingz yknow) and weirdly enough, he enjoys their company, despite the fact that Harper’s a chatterbox and Noha is Not That.

Harper’s opinion of Felix, Kaiden, Evangeline, and Aleksi is more or less the same: he thinks they’re all brats and hates them. He thinks Aleksi has no spine, Kaiden is way too bossy, Felix is a playboy (hilarious coming from Harper), and Evie is a prude.

Harper likes Mehri well enough, he thinks she s a lil naive but at least she isn’t out to get him.

And Harper finds Li Hua interesting. She claims to hate the authorities but she’s working with them. She claims to hate bounty hunters yet her best friend is one. Interesting. He thinks it best to keep an eye on her.

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yay <3

v short but that’s coz I didn’t wanna repeat his opinions on Those Four :}

[weird-dere]

My turn to ask about ur hubies >:3c

Do you think that ichigo shaves his pubic hair? Is there any random headcanons u wanna share of him? Things that arent mentioned or said in the anime/manga but u just feel like they r true?

What type of dad do you think ichigo is? Do you think he is more of a daddy girl? What do you think it woulded been if ichigo's mom was still alive? What woulded change and what not?

KITH 😚💕

I am laying down kicking my feet at the chance to talk about the love of my life <3. Thank u bby!! 💋💋💋

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Pubic hair tingz:

Ichi does shave his pubic hair, but he doesn’t shave himself bald. Just maintains it at a nice trim :3. I feel like when he’s younger he doesn’t let himself have a happy trail tho. Always shaves that away so all hair is contained in his boxers. But as he gets older he kinda just leaves it be and I am always kissing down it when we get intimate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

He also loves whatever I am most comfortable with concerning my own pubic hair, which for me is at a trim or at full bush >:3. No bare coochie here lmao. Bro loves eating the kitty and seeing our mixed arousal on the hairs when he’s on top of me uwu.

Random Headcanons:

Tho he hates getting called the nickname ‘strawberry’ by literally anyone ever, he does love getting strawberry themed gifts for me. Plushies, stickers, treats, etc. If I have something strawberry themed, he prolly got it for me and everyone knows. It’s like his mark or signature almost lol.

Breakfast is his favorite meal, which is great for me as someone who doesn’t eat it a lot bc he makes sure I have something to start my metabolism day uwu.

Canonically he doesn’t like the rain. Hasn’t most of his life. But I like to think he finds hale very interesting.

Things not said in anime/manga but that just feel true

Bro does not grow a lot of body hair in general (meanwhile me, a Sasquatch 🧍🏾‍♀️). His skin is so smoooooove. Bro cannot grow a mustache or beard to save his life (but this is okay bc I prefer him without anyway). He still has to shave away his 5 o’clock shadow every once in a while tho. Trims his sideburns from time to time too.

No matter how active he is, dude never bulks up. He’s muscle-y, but he’s just built genetically lithe. Isshin (his dad) naturally seems to get thicker when he gets older, but I don’t see Ichi doing that. Which again is okay with me, I love him as he is uwu. I feel like seeing him be Bakugou type of big and muscle-y would be weird lol.

I feel like he thinks about true zangetsu (hollow ichigo) a lot actually, even after he disappears for a while. Reframing how he thinks about him the more he grows. Reflecting on what his relationship with zangetsu says about himself on a deeper level.

Ichigo as a dad:

As u know, in my selfship cinematic multiverse Ichigo and I have 5 kids lmao. 3 boys and 2 girls in the order of B B (<- twins) G G B

As a dad he is a mix of doting and tough love. Playful and supportive, but serious when he needs to be. Ichigo has a tendency to get annoyed easily and will yell and argue with any of his friends, but he never gets loud with the kids. Ever. When communicating with them, tone is everything to him. It’s how he gets his point across and shows his authority.

He does love his girls, but I think he treats all the kiddies the same :3. Though because he got used to being a boy dad after the twins, he was a little nervous when he found out we were having our first girl. He was so gentle with her 🥺. Had to reassure him sometimes.

If Ichigo’s mom was still alive?:

I feel like he would be a very different person. Might be more expressive and emotive rather than scowling all the time. Also I feel his urge to protect may not be as strong, since he wouldn’t have lost the one thing he wanted to protect most.

Also I feel he may have been way more powerful? Because he may have been let in on his Quincy lineage and may have learned to protect himself that way before gaining his shinigami powers and being even stronger.

He would still find him annoying, but I also feel that maybe Ichigo’s relationship with his dad would be better if Masaki was still around.

Ichigo is very confident as is, but I feel like if his mom were still around he’s be confident in a different way. Rather than having to prove himself or prove others wrong, he would feel like he is already inherently good and valuable bc of his mom’s encouragement.

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I am taking all of ur kithes bby sorry this took so long! Lots of brain power went into it jwksisjzjosjz