#australian gift

[cuntyvicodin]

my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex

[ladyironsky]

Aliens don't understand human birthdays after they find out human birth is really painful (most alien births are relatively simple and painless) and wonder why humans would celebrate the day they came into the world screaming and covered in blood after their mother struggled for hours through a painful birth.

The humans are like 'it's the day I came into the world and marks me getting older! We celebrate being alive another year!'

And the aliens are like 'why the fuck you celebrating getting old? You live like two seconds! (aliens also tend to live a lot longer). but seeing as celebrating birthdays is one of the few things almost everyone on earth celebrates, the aliens learn how to bake cake and sing happy birthday.

[littlealienproducts]

Nature Inspired Art and Illustrated Goods by AnnaSeedArt

[petit-papillion]

Charles clearly likes what it says, but we only see the back of it!

Also someone gave him flowers again! 🥰

Fan Forum | Australian GP Qualifying Day | 23 March 2024

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[brokehorrorfan]

Mutant will release The Babadook 24x36 screen prints by Sara Deck today, September 19, at 1pm ET. It's limited to 135 for $65.

[personinthepalace]

The Discount Wiggles - Taskmaster Australia Series 2 (Fruit Salad Remix)

for @savemefrommysolitude - Happy Birthday!!

[rainbowroachies]

I made you :3 I made it as what I imagined you looked like, sorry if anything is inaccurate

OH MY GOSH!!! It is so cute!!! It looks almost just like me! Thank you so much for making this for me, I really appreciate it. I'll probably print this out and put it on my wall, if you don't mind.

[britcision]

So my birthday present to myself for next year is gonna be celebrating my fucking half birthday instead and when January comes I’m just sleeping for the whole week I’ll pretend I’m excited to exist in July

Expecting me to make plans and shit in the arse end of the year when everyone is sneezing all over everything and it’s fucking freezing?

No thank you how about when I have experienced sunlight and warmth and positive emotions

[silentreigns]

I need you all to be so fucking for real if you say that Carlos's win was gifted

[gaslightgirlsummer]

i don’t know what’s in the air in the f1tv commentary box today but my god they are choosing violence over and over and over again. it’s beautiful

[ivyfox-illustration]

Looking for a last minute gift? All of these pre-made paintings are still available!

Starting as low as $100!

Share with a friend that loves these breeds! (Or surprise them with a painting 😈 )

[aquarri]

GUYS THEY’RE SAYING 2 SEASONS IN 2025 NEWBIES AND US VS AU WE WONNNNNNN

[2ndlifecrafts]

I've made some more clocks from old vinyl records! All you need is an A4 battery and they're good to go. Soft, soothing, unobtrusive ticking, and made from vinyls that were bound for the trash.

Link to my ko-fi store to grab one for yourself :)

[smute]

so i thought this was some sort of ebay dumbassery at first but no. thats literally how much it costs to ship 6 kilograms worth of books from australia to germany

[brokehorrorfan]

The Babadook will be released on Blu-ray and DVD on October 22 via IFC Films. Celebrating its 10th anniversary, the 2014 Australian psychological horror film returns to theaters on September 19.

Writer-director Jennifer Kent makes her feature directorial debut, based on her 2005 short film Monster. Essie Davis and Noah Wiseman star with Daniel Henshall, Hayley McElhinney, Barbara West, and Ben Winspear.

It includes over two hours of cast and crew interviews, detailed below.

Special features:

Interview with actor Essie Davis

Interview with actor Hayley McElhinney

Interview with producer Kristina Ceyton

Interview with producer Kristian Moliere

Interview with editor Simon Njoo

Interview with production designer Alex Holmes

Interview with book designer Alexander Juhasz

Interview with composer Jed Kurzel

Six years after the violent death of her husband, Amelia (Essie Davis) is at a loss. She struggles to discipline her ‘out of control’ 6 year-old, Samuel (Noah Wiseman), a son she finds impossible to love. Samuel’s dreams are plagued by a monster he believes is coming to kill them both. When a disturbing storybook called ‘The Babadook’ turns up at their house, Samuel is convinced that the Babadook is the creature he’s been dreaming about. His hallucinations spiral out of control, he becomes more unpredictable and violent. Amelia, genuinely frightened by her son’s behavior, is forced to medicate him. But when Amelia begins to see glimpses of a sinister presence all around her, it slowly dawns on her that the thing Samuel has been warning her about may be real.

Pre-order The Babadook.

[destroyyaa]

its funny that stores offer mystery boxes of merch. they value the content too high and are just getting rid of old stock