#auru's tmi shitpost

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Let's Kiss It Out And Find Out

This is how i imagine jimon to be.

[4uru]

My insane urge to rewrite tmi but good.

>no incest bullshit.

>show malec dynamic and age

> izzy gets a personality

>Simon gets therapy (and better friends)

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Yall remember that little homoerotic bloodsucking scene between jace and simon in the books? DO YALL REMEMBER HOW THEY MADE IT STRAIGHT IN THE SHOW??? THEY TOOK THE HOMO OUT OF MY HOMOEROTIC JIMON SCENE YALL-

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Cc didn't make Sebastian and Clary a familial relationship BC she knew they would be the funniest duo.

Sebastian: *killing people*

Clary, sarcastically: wow-

Sebastian: what?

Clary: you can't even kill people correctly. Bitchass-

Sebastian: WELL IF YOUR SUCH A FUCKING EXPERT WHY DONT YOU DEMONSTRATE-

Clary: *stabs him immediately without any hesitation*

Sebastian:

Clary:

Sebastian: touché

[4uru]

Au where Sebastian is not a fucking creep:

(Part one of several shitposts)

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Clary: hey let's go to the park

Sebastian: yess less gooo

Clary: *drawing shit in the park*

Sebastian: aww that's so good❤️❤️❤️

Clary: thank youuu

Sebastian: 😃😃😃

Clary:....why are you covered in blood?

Sebastian: damnnnn, clay, just mind your own business maybe???do you hear me whining about your shitty tube top? NOOOO,StOp judging MY FASHION SENSE then!!!

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MAN I SHIPPED JIMON SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO TMI (almost like it was a coping mechanism bc i didnt like any of the ships or the characters and hated reading those books but i had nothing else to do in quarantine and i was also too deep in it to quit half way through) HAHA YEAH I SCOURGED THE AO3 TAG FOR A YEAR. (the fic kept getting more and more deranged and i could not take it srsly anymore so i just walked away) YEAH THOSE WERE THE DAYS (i realised i only stuck around for simon, but simon is not a herondale boy so he might as well me a used paper napkin to cc)

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Jace: *exists*

Me: ew🤢🤮

Celine: *literally just as bad except for thr incest shit*

Me: 💍💍💍💍

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Au where Sebastian is not a fucking creep

(Part two of a few shitposts)

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Jace: I love Clary

Sebastian: 👁️👁️

Sebastian *whispering to clary*: you sure? You absolutely sure? Like one hundred percent-

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Sebastian finding out the clace "thought they were sibling" thing : Listen, I know what it's like to be a brother it does not mean finding your little sister attractive. dude, i think you need some mental correction-