#aurlyn writes

[raflesia65]

Like every year at this time, me and @aurlyn , we collaborate on Valentine's Day. This is our gift to you.

Happy Valentine's Day to all!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63052387

[nighting-crow]

Modded Followers (Plus Crow and Sorayne) as Incorrect Quotes

Nebarra on his first day as a lawyer: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

*My chemical romance stars playing* Auri: Omg you emo  Aurlyn, pointing to Lucifer: It's his playlist!  Auri, Aurlyn and Lucifer all start singing: Lucien: Hey, where you at? Lydia: My limit. I'm at my FUCKING limit.

Gore: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Lucifer: Kaidan Brought five guys home I'm so excited! Lucifer: Clarification, five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries. Lucifer: I'm not having an orgy.

Xelzaz: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Auri: Several traffic violations. Varrick: Three counts of resisting arrest. Val: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ashe: Also, that’s not our car.

Kaidan, glaring at Caryalind's coffin: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY. Couldn't stay alive.

Val: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Gabrielle: Fucking Gore and Lucifer were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Ashe: Wait, is Baja Blast a real thing? I thought all of you were talking about masturbating. Khash: The way it tastes, we might as well be.

Xelzaz: What is wrong with you? Gabrielle: Loaded question. Elaborate.

Kaidan: *sees someone doing something stupid* Kaidan: What an idiot. Kaidan: *realizes it's Caryalind* Kaidan: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Gore: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Val: If I may interject... Aurlyn: Oh, awesome, Val was eavesdropping.

Inigo: Drunk driving IS cringe unless you're doing it sexually like a fetish? Remiel: W-what?! Ashe: Yeah, I'll incorporate that into my belief system.

Ashe: If we lose, you’re out of the will. Inigo: I was in the will?

Crow: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Varrick: Everything’s fine, Knight. Gabrielle: Veil, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Val: Don't know why people think kids learning about gay relationships in school will turn them gay. I learned about World War Two, but am yet to invade Poland.

Crow: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Gabrielle: At this point, I'm holding myself together with glitter glue.

Kaidan: It's ride and die

Gabrielle: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

Auri: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Lydia: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

Gabrielle: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

Varrick, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

Nebarra: No, they're not "symptoms of depression", they're Blue's Clues.

Sorayne: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Varrick, sniffing: Sometimes coke is so good.

Ashe: If you step on a person's foot, they open up their mouths just like a trash can.

Eris: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Val: I was born for politics. I have great hair. And I love lying.

Varrick: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Gore: Mama. Just killed a man. Gore: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Gore: MAMAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Auri: What?! Let me hide the body, where is it? Is there anyone around that can hear us? Auri: ...Are those song lyrics? Gore: Those are song lyrics.

Lucien: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

Remiel: You look mentally ill. Gabrielle: I am. Let’s go. Sorayne, texting Taliesin: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater… Taliesin′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later. *Later* Taliesin, texting back: Fuck you.

Sorayne: Wait you have thots? Crow: God I wish

Eris:If I had to describe my life in a movie scene, It's be the part in Elf when he gets hit by the taxi and then thanks them.

Kaidan: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?! Crow: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

Inigo: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk. Kaidan: Go the fuck to sleep Inigo.

Auri: The last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so I have to kill again. Sorry.

Gore: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip? Khash: Yea, I could drink legally! Kaidan: I could hang out with the boys! Sorayne: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

Gore: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Taliesin, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Crow: *slams books down in front of Gabrielle* Crow: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Gabrielle: You could of said literally anything else. Crow: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Gabrielle: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now. Gore, trying to be nice: Sorry I told you the fucking truth you stupid bitch.

Sorayne: honk. Caryalind: WHAT. Sorayne: HONK. Caryalind: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Sorayne: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed. Gabrielle: But you do know better.

Val: I'm actually the smartest and most beautiful person on this damn playground so you'd better show some fucking respect before I scrape my knees and make it look like you pushed me.

Sorayne: Getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isn't a place, it's an emotion. Kaidan: 6:00 am isn't a place at all? Sorayne: That's because it's an emotion.

Eris: Lol and lmao and so on and so forth.

Remiel: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Ashe: Theft. Xelzaz: Disturbing the peace. Nebarra: Aggravated assault. Gabrielle: Arson. Auri: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Disnel: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Khash: Uh, Varrick and Gabrielle are not getting along. Disnel: They’re not trying to kill each other. Khash: You may have a point.

Taliesin: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

Auri: May luck (and this picture of Gore eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

Taliesin: If you don't kiss your cat on their tiny soft little fotehead then what the fuck are you even doing? Lydia: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic.

Remiel: What goes up but never comes down? Lydia: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

Kaidan: What's the gender neutral term for eboy and egirl? Taliesin: Ebay. Auri: Ebook. Nebarra: ECOLI.

*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.* Remiel: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.* Remiel: *Finds tortilla chips.* Val, to Auri: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Auri.

Gabrielle: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

Kaidan: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

Taliesin: Crow, I need some advice. Crow: You need advice from ME? Taliesin: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

Kaidan: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

Nebarra, posting on social media: I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man, have fun in there. Nebarra, the next morning: When did I post this?!

Caryalind: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. Caryalind: I need my socks.

Varrick: *pitches an idea* Disnel, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Gabrielle, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

*Crow drunkenly wanders around the house and Kaidan is drunkenly giggling* Varrick, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Gabrielle. Gabrielle, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

[jchb32273]

Writing/Work/Game Desk tag!

I was tagged by @aurlyn 😘... So I guess I’ll have to play along!  😉

Here is my desk... Just got off from work so Pandora was still on my right PC (the left PC/monitor is for work only atm, so can’t show it...) My gaming/writing/everything side of the desk has a lot of Dragon Age stuff (Gee, wonder why? 😄) I also crochet here when not writing/gaming/everything else!

Featured here in this tiny DA collection are two mini art cards I received from @pookyhuntress for the holidays. Also, a postcard featuring @aurlyn ‘s Cullistair dolls 🥰. The crocheted Alistair and Kylara dolls are from @th3morrigan. The Steve Valentine picture I bought during Dragon 4ge Day charity in 2018. The little light-up moon with Ali and Ky on it was a Christmas gift from another DA fan from my FB group. The rose I crocheted myself. 

I hope you enjoyed this mini-tour of my desk... LOL! 😆

If you want to play along, I’ll tag @captain-savvy @pookyhuntress @ambellinaleander @anjelica-grey @th3morrigan​ and @authorellenmint​

[mrscullensrutherford]

The Top 5 Characters We Need In DA4

Oh lordy! I used to do this type of thing all the time when I had my WordPress blog but I haven’t done anything like this in SO LONG! Honestly, not since I was writing for Hawke and Anders. But I am PUMPED to put my two cents in on this topic. Thank you for the tag @pikapeppa and @oops-gingermoment

*Rubs hands together in excitement*

Fenris

I think with the release of the new comic this is almost an expectation. BUT if we are heading to Tevinter and NOT getting Fenris back, I will feel completely ripped off. We were even given hints that he was headed back to Tevinter when we are able to question Varric about Hawke. (Depending on romance, of course.)

Dorian

This is a MUST!!!! If there is no Dorian, it is likely you will see me cry. I can’t imagine BioWare would set him up to leave the Inquisitor if they didn’t have plans for him later on. Besides the fact that Dorian is one of the most well-written characters in Inquisition, the friendship with him felt so genuine that I now can’t imagine a DA game without him, especially if we are heading to Tevinter anyway.  

Merrill

Can you imagine Merrill coming face to face with Solas?!? Wait, we have, like a million times. How much art is there with her hands over her face as Varric recounts telling her that he met Fen’Harel and he calls him Chuckles. Plus, the eluvian. We never saw that storyline resolved and if it still exists, does it now work?

Briala

Going to echo my friends here. SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! This could be a tough storyline to complete depending upon certain choices but BioWare is good with the twisty plotlines. 

Sten

If the Qunari return, can we please has Sten? There was so much hype about the hornless Qunari being in charge and then we got the comics. I mean, we have an alliance between the Qunari and the freaking KING OF FERELDEN!!! I know this is something that would be hard to play out depending on choices but how great would it be if they let you play both ways. If Alistar is not King, no alliance and if he is... automatic alliance?!?

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I have no idea who to tag for this so I am going to randomly go through some people who I see on my blog but don’t ever get a chance to talk to. @moonlight-rebel @reshiramgirl88 @ivalane @athena1138 @necromancerluna @aurlyn @tennyo-elf @erratic-enigmatic

[aurlyn]

Now that I have your attention... ;)

‘Tis the season for me to send out holiday cards. I have a limited number printed featuring these boys (not this image though- sorry). If you would like one, please send me a private message with your name and address and I will get it in the mail! (You can send me DM’s on Discord as well - I am Aurlana there.)

I happily ship anywhere, and don’t expect anything in return, so please don’t think because you’re not in the US, that you can’t put in for one! As long as I have cards left, I will send them out!

This is my end of the year thank you for supporting my writing and my doll addiction. Whether we’ve had lengthy conversations or you’re a quiet kudo’s/❤️ giver, I see you and appreciate your presence and support!

💕 Much Love 💕

Dani/Aurlyn/Aurlana

Your Humble Cullistair Junkie

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Rules: Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people you want to get to know better

I was tagged by @bexterrr

Nickname:  Puffy (thanks to my brother), Lamprey (thanks to my husband)

Height: 5 foot 5

Last movie I saw: Santa Jaws

Favorite Artists: too many to name, if I follow you I love your art 😊

Song Stuck in my head: PoP! Goes My Heart

Do I get asks: Bwah ha ha ha ha, nope. muthafuckin ghost town in here 😆

Other Blogs: nope

Following: A lot of Dragon Age peeps, Artists, People who follow me

Amount of sleep: I could always use more

Lucky Number: 12

What am I wearing: leggings and a tank top, you nosey little quiz you

Dream job: professional napper

Favorite food: steak and sushi

Dream Trip: Ireland

Play any instruments: I used to play keyboard

Languages: English, I could get my message across in French, if I was allowed to do charades as well.  ooo and I know a tiny bit of German thanks to Rammstein.

Favorite Song: that's hard, depends on my mood, and the moment. Right now “Home Sweet Home” by Lindemann

Random fact: I detest bothering people. I have since I was little.  I tend to not approach people because of it.

Describe yourself as aesthetic things:  purples, blues, greens, fantasy, rocks, snow, thunderstorms, laughter, porn

If you feel so inclined, give it a go, I will tag @andrastini @jchb32273 @forthefervourofsolas @calwyne @gugle1980 @tobias-writing-blog @legimel @insufficient-focus @cloakinghawk @alistairsqueen1 @effelants @hongkongerinlondon @wardenjulicousland @ambellinaleander @anjelica-grey @suchanadorer @wardenofmyheart @aurlyn @kellytheirin @alyssalenko @allisondraste

[raflesia65]

It’s Valentine’s Day!

@aurlyn and I for the occasion, we decided to collaborate and this is what we did. Happy Valentine’s Day to all!!

[raflesia65]

Prompt 3: Chant

@aurlyn and I together for the @14daysdalovers event.

Have fun 💖

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Prompt 13: Ravish

@aurlyn and I together for the @14daysdalovers event.

Have fun 💖

[raflesia65]

Today started February, @aurlyn and I are working together again this year. We are ready for the @14daysdalovers.

Have fun💖

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Prompt 11: Murmurs

@aurlyn and I for the @14daysdalovers event.

Have fun💖

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Prompt 10 : Captured

For this prompt @aurlyn and I had no doubts. The video Under Pressure by the fabulous @andrastini was perfect for what we wanted to say. That is our interpretation. Have fun💖

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Prompt 7: Tangled

@aurlyn an I together for @14daysdalovers event.

Have fun 💖

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Prompt 4: A Fool's Errand

@aurlyn and I together for @14daysdalovers event.

Have fun💖

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Prompt 6: Encourage

@aurlyn and I together for @14daysdalovers event.

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Thanks to @litoperezito for the reference pose♥️

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Prompt 8: Approval

@aurlyn and I together for the @14daysdalovers event.

Have Fun 💖