#augh. can you imagine.

[earl-grey-crow]

ahhhhhhhh

[valentjin]

[jeeaark]

final showdown pt2.

This was one of those battles where I survived it without a single reload. So. This entire scene? Accurate. Embarrassingly Accurate. (except the healy dealy. that's Greygold flair)

Wanted to get to the crown as fast as possible, but had to fly by Emps. Literally stopped next to bud to personally yell/reassure the fool I was gonna save their ass and then risked the opportunity attack.

(which. I forgot to bring my dex 18 gloves and discovered illithidism had shit dex, so....IS FINE. GG IS ALL FOR STARTING A NEW COLLECTION OF FRIENDSHIP SCARS)

BUT SQUID BUDDY MISSED. so. I like to think Enthralled Emps had put some effort into jumping through some rather large logic hoops to miss. Unlike Greygold who put JACK effort into dodging.

I originally intended to leave Emps completely alone, risk the attacks. But. Brain tentacle surprise happened. Right next to the squid. Emps rolled high in initiative.... But not as high as Lae'zel. Game-wise, ✨I panicked✨. Story-wise? I don't think this could have been any more in-character. Albeit, I found myself quadruple checking to make sure knockout mode was ABSOLUTELY on

[ks1971]

Split me open Pour your love in me Oh, it’s been a while since I've had a company Oh, it's been a while since someone touched me

[danizmomota]

I like to think that whenever Kakashi first met Yamato and learned about his wood style jutsu, there’s just a running gag for their friendship that’s been going on for years where everyday Kakashi gets a handful or a watering can filled of water and just pours it on Yamatos head whenever he can. Why? He’s just looking after his plant after all!

At first it would annoy him but after a few years Yamato didn’t care anymore and pretty much just rolls with it. (Sometimes by growing little sprouts wherever Kakashi watered him. Like a little Chia pet..)

Actually forgot that this image Naruto drew of Yamato existed

((Edit Jul 7th: okay so turns out it wasn’t Naruto but Kakashi drew Yamato, I will admit I only saw a clip somewhere and didn’t know the full context but now I’ve seen the episode SO I CAN COMFIRMMM don’t attack me please 🥺🥺))

[abyssruler]

best gadget ever.

[nekomiras]

going home is the most troublesome part of a boys night out

[pink-pone]

i diagnose you with little guys on the brain. incurable

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

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[ink-through-her-veins]

I’m still a bit amazed by the “he’s his boss” WWDITS thing. Like didn’t we all grow up watching The Nanny? Aren’t we all shipping merthur?

The Proposal? Love Actually? Secretary? Two Weeks Notice?

I know there’s more… (Grey’s Anatomy…Scandal…)

Yes! We want to see Nandor and Guillermo kiss! No we don’t care that it’s ‘his boss’! They have some many bigger issues than that, and that’s what makes it good!!

[tonariofjananda]

Based on a this ask

[dollhousemary]

“The Dollhouse” — a dialogue poem between Chuck and Metatron, for today’s prompt of the same name!

this poem was inspired by a good handful of other things, namely Supernatural 11x20 "Don't Call Me Shurley", "A Doll's House" by Henrik Ibsen, "The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane" by Kate DiCamillo, and a philosophical dialogue between Socrates and one of his students, Euthyphro :)

taglist below!

@spnpoetryrenaissance @aturnoftheearth @friendshapedcas @pinoruno @gracekisses @soupernatural @evenupsidedownbeautifulsomehow @magdaclaire @cinderellarhea @enochianribs @heartshapedcas @breo-rose @raytoroinmybackpack @gilmorenatural @leafblogger @supersapphical @notreallyaroad @frogstiel @ididit-allofit-foryou

[pkmoth]

having swap au thoughts. *slaps roof of claus* there's so much mental illness in this guy. im gonna blow up everyone in the room and then myself

[randomminty]

Putting my iono and grusha here as well. They’re friends for streaming reasons

[itstimeforstarwars]

On the one hand I could let the death watch kids escape and grow up mostly functional and have a happy life down the line and probably end up meeting kix at some point

On the other hand i could also have them end up back in death watch and then when ben ends up getting captured during the mandalorian civil war...well :)

Decisions decisions.

[razzle-zazzle]

Ok tell us about imposter au bc 👀👀👀

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE.

Okay so. without looking through my old stuff for it. What can I remember off the top of my head.... there were clones, I know that, and the clone the story focused on, #424, mainly had an arc about realizing he's not Cole but Cole's clone and then having an existential crisis + becoming his own person.

And then I think the OG Cole destroyed the facility making the clones and then fucked off to be a hermit in the woods because.... OH YEAH he found a BABY in the rubble and needed to protect it! I can't recall if the baby was a clone of all the ninja or just some of them.... I think they were called Coffee though?

Man, some of my old AUs really were just. Whatever concepts I wanted. And I was so real for that kind of self-indulgence actually. I need to be sillier with it tbh