#augh they would be such sweethearts

[naffeclipse]

Out of curiosity, would Sun or Moon have a place in the naga SJ Eclipse au?

Yes! Naga Sun and Moon balance out Naga Eclipse by giving Y/N someone they can run to for safety and help after everything Eclipse inflicts on them.

Unfortunately for the two snake boys, Y/N meets Eclipse first. That taints their view on nagas so that when they unwittingly stumble upon Sun and Moon, they expect twice as worse as Eclipse.

Sun and Moon are caught off guard by a human so far in the jungle--they should know of the dangers. They get close to Y/N and take note of how they tremble in their presence, but it's Moon who spies the bruises on their wrist. Sun reaches out to inspect the marks but Y/N flinches away. It takes some soft coaxing for Y/N to finally let Sun and Moon see the proof of Eclipse’s "intrigue" before telling Y/N they will help them stay a few steps ahead of their older brother.

Y/N isn't sure if they can trust the nagas but they want to, they need to, for their own sanity.

Sun finds the photographer lovely and for too sweet to be in a situation like this (catching Eclipse's attention) and wants to help them. It makes his heart ache to see Y/N hurt.

Moon thinks Y/N is a bit naive to be out here without expecting trouble, but he's drawn to their appreciation for the natural beauty of the jungle. He doesn't want to see them be punished by Eclipse's cruelty.

Sun and Moon help Y/N navigate the jungle and shield them from Eclipse. They can't stay with Y/N 24/7 but they offer themselves as often as possible. Sun crafts and gives Y/N natural salves and gently ribs it into their brushes. Likewise, Moon spends nights with Y/N when they insist on nocturnal photo shoots and endured they make it back to base safely.

[ilions-end]

i finished statius' ACHILLEID. thoughts thoughts thoughts:

i knew going in it was a VERY short unfinished epic, but i didn't know it would be FUN?? if i ever get that time machine, FIRST THING i go back and find one publius papinius statius, i lock him in a room, and i'm NOT letting him out until he's finished the achilleid!

achilles is statius' BLORBO in a way neither homer, quintus nor virgil have blorbos. statius likes achilles to be strong and pretty and graceful, but most of all ENDEARING even when he fails. and he fails a lot, because this is him still figuring out how to be an adult, not to mention a prophesied legend literally everyone is waiting for to step up

the one thing that gets tiring is just how many prophecies permeate the achilleid. nothing's left to chance, there are so few unknowns. even ODYSSEUS was aware that from peleus' wedding there would come a child destined to be a central warrior in an upcoming gigantic war.

as it stands, the achilleid is more of a... thetisiad? she is very centered in the narrative (we spend more time looking at things from her point of view than achilles') and there is SO MUCH SYMPATHY for her, oh my gosh!! she loves ONE person, her son, the only worthwhile thing she got out of a traumatizing marriage, and she despairs that he's fated to die young in a silly human war.

also i'm a deidamia defender forever now. so three-dimensional, so clever!

aughhh i love how much characterization statius puts in, even in the small scenes! my favourite example is odysseus and diomedes as they walk up to lycomedes' place (literally just moving characters from A to B). diomedes teases odysseus, and odysseus is delighted to be teased. that night we're told odysseus CAN'T SLEEP because he's too excited about showing off his plan the next morning!

the unveiling of achilles is completely different from the chagrined defeat/"achilles is a fucking idiot" ways i've heard it retold! i love that it's collaborative, it's a mutual triumph. it's just as much achilles (who's been suffering in gender dysphoria hell for a year) longing to be exposed as it is odysseus LIVING for showing everyone (especially diomedes?) how clever he is. it's not just the shield and the spear and the bugle, it's odysseus playing the part of the siren, whispering in achilles' ear that he knows who he is and describing how glorious he will be on the trojan battlefield. it's achilles' grateful relief at being ALLOWED not to pretend anymore as he rips off his own dress even before the bugle calls

also it's very important to me that the moment he's no longer hunching over trying to make himself look small and inoffensive, we're told achilles is taller than both odysseus and diomedes

i KEEP IMAGINING how good statius would have made the rest!! especially because as book ii ends, achilles regards odysseus as a cool uncle; he's the guy who rescued him! i want to think statius would have put in the big mystery quarrel achilles and odysseus are said to have had early in the war, something to drastically change that affection. i want to know how statius would have handled troilus, and the gods. augh statius you roman BLUEBALLER

an assortment of story beats still revolving in my head:

chiron is such a sweetheart!! he's SO gallant with thetis, he's so affectionate with achilles. he HIDES HIS TEARS when achilles leaves, awww

statius writes out phoinix completely. as a phoinix stan i object. sure chiron can raise young achilles, but i NEED phoinix to tend to him as a baby

i enjoy how achilles EXPLODES into a mess of teenagerly hormones when he first sees deidaima. it's so funny that thetis is looking on (and we get my favourite simile of the achilleid, of a herdsman delighting in a young bull snorting and foaming at a beautiful heifer) like "aaaaand there's my son's sexual awakening. i see! well, we can use that" and THAT explains why achilles is so willing to commit to the female disguise

(listen. listen. few things mean more to me than the love between achilles and patroclus. but achilles is a teenage boy at the age when a fucking breeze will give him a boner, and deidamia is the most beautiful and the cleverest of her sisters. i really enjoy a story where achilles and deidamia are neither "fated eternal true love" or one's a sneaky opportunist. it's much more compelling that they're both knots of budding emotions and bodily feedback)

i notice that statius never uses the name pyrrha, he doesn't seem to have a fake name at all, just "achilles' sister"

lycomedes is SO honoured and proud that thetis is entrusting her daughter to him. i feel sorry for lycomedes, he seems so earnest and hasn't done anything to get tricked

the one thing i can't forgive statius for is that after spending SO much time establishing that achilles and deidamia (who knows he's a guy) are genuinely into each other, it feels like statius goes OUT OF HIS WAY assuring us that their first sexual encounter is rape. sure they talk right after, deidamia forgives him, AND i understand there are social rules that makes deidamia more "honourable" and "worthy" when she resists, but like. sigh.

aLONG with the previously mentioned interplay between odysseus and diomedes as they walk up to lycomedes' court, there's a simile where they're both starving wolves on the hunt. so sexy it's almost illegal

the feast scene is SO FUNNY omg. all of achilles' careful feminine training dissolving because odysseus and diomedes are there with their boundless masculinity for him to feed off of. deidamia practically WRESTLING achilles back down on the couch every time he forgets himself and behaves too much like a man. odysseus chatting with lycomedes SPECIFICALLY trying to rile up achilles, and then after the women have left (achilles dragging his feet and looking back, YEARNING for their male company) odysseus specifically praises the maiden's "almost masculine" beauty (because ohh he suspects. he just needs to prove it in the morning. he can't SLEEP for it)

when they depart, achilles earnestly swears to deidamia that no other women shall ever bear his children. i find it interesting as a reminder of the social rules of its era. neither of them expect achilles to be sexually exclusive, just not fathering potential heirs. which again makes me wonder about the contraceptives in ancient greece

on the ship towards aulis, diomedes begs achilles to tell them all about his feats and training with chiron, and achilles is so shy about it! who can blame him! diomedes has a WAY more impressive track record

odysseus is SO good at firing up achilles' outrage at paris even as he's just catching him up on what the war's about. and he's so pleased at how easily achilles' outrage can be directed! you KNOW that would have developed in such an interesting way AUGH THE REST WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD.

[jiayouqi]

✩‧₊˚ first time with him. | m!rover headcanons.

⋆.˚ ⁀➴ synopsis: it's just you and rover alone...so what's it like when things escalate between you two for the first time?

⋆.˚ ⁀➴ characters involved: male rover, gender neutral reader.

⋆.˚ ⁀➴ warnings: sub!rover, dom!reader, very soft first time, gentle, lots of praise, handjob (sub receiving)

⋆.˚ ⁀➴ notes: sub rover is literally something that infects my brain and i'm happy to let it do so. this is self-indulgent, being soft with subs is my achilles heel > <;;!! hope you all enjoy this as much as i like fantasizing about it! requests are open as always, please read rules before sending them in!

⋆.˚ ⁀➴ minors dni with this post/blog.

୨⎯ male rover ⎯୧

a pretty sub, both in looks and in how he sounds.

nervous, about to explode from how anxious he is at the prospect of you two going at it together for the first time.

worries that he'll do something wrong, so his touches are shaky and a little hesitant.

a bit shy, needs your guidance in order to help him understand the flow of it all.

a praise fiend, loves hearing that he’s doing a good job from you and how cute you think he looks when he’s in this state.

the briefest of touches sometimes can rile him up easily. 

going on the running theory that tacet marks are sensitive, he’ll whimper whenever your hand brushes against his, feeling his cheeks flush hot.

it’s the smallest of things for him that get him worked up. a soft kiss on his jawline down to the nape of his neck, the way you nibble his ear, the way your hand is gently rubbing circles on his hip bone, goodness he’s going to burst. 

has the cutest gasps. he’s always surprised by what you do, no matter what it is. 

by the time you actually get to his length, he’s already dripping from his pretty pink tip. he’ll whine and squirm, begging you to help him finish, help him release, help him with the mess you created. 

rover glances down at you with his golden eyes, gasping softly as he sits on your lap and grips onto your shoulders. he’s becoming undone by the second at every tease, every soft graze, every sweet nothing you whisper into his ear. he feels as if he’s going to go insane at this point, whimpering cutely as you gently grab his shaft into your hand. you lean your head a bit to the side, stretching a bit and kissing his tacet mark softly, which earns another small whine from him. 

“p-please, you can’t, i-i can’t do this, i need, i need…” he trails off, cut off by a soft moan as he leans forward and hides his face in the nape of your neck. it's a dizzying feeling, having you touch him like this. his legs are shaking, his pale white thighs on either side of your waist as he hiccups. rover can hear you smile when you talk to him, babying him through everything. 

“what do you need, pretty rover?~ use your words, sweetheart.” augh, there you go again with another compliment. he whines a bit, feeling a bit overwhelmed as he tears up.

“p-please, i need you. i need to cum, i-i’ve been so good haven’t i?” he’ll ask, his voice soft and hoarse as you hum for a moment. he takes your silence as a no sign, but when he suddenly feels you picking up the pace, he’ll suddenly get louder and more vocal. rover’s grip on you becomes harder as he bucks his hips a bit, moving with the motions of your hands to reach his climax faster. but, he doesn’t release until you let him by whispering into his ear that he can. he’s obedient after all, and he would hate to cum without your permission.

he lets out one last high pitched whine before he cums, making a mess on his stomach and yours, the pretty white seed spewing everywhere. rover’s breathing is staggered and shaky right after, hiding in your neck. he feels embarrassed when he feels your fingers brushing up against his soft tummy, whining softly as he hears you lick some of his cum onto your finger and exaggerate the noise of you tasting it. 

“you taste so sweet, rover~ you did such a good job for me.” you tell him, gently rubbing his back and coaxing him down from the high as he loosens up his hold a bit, clinging onto you cutely like a koala as he feels his breathing slowly steady out. he felt as if he just went to the divine and back, and it leaves him wondering when the next time will be.

[chaotic-toasters]

wHy wOulD yOu dO tHiS iN tHe LiViNg rOoM?

Caitlin Foord x Teen!Reader (Platonic)

TW: Alludes (mentions of?) to smut, no actual graphic descriptions or anything

Minors DNI just to be safe

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"-No, of course not," you scoffed to your former teammate as you walked onto the driveway. "That's summin' Kyra would do, not me."

Jen smiled. "Well, you might do it if you're sleep deprived. You're nearly as crazy as Kyra when you don't get your rest."

You climbed the steps, pulling your key out of your pocket. "I take offense to that, Beats. No one likes being compared to Kyra, ever. Don't tell her I said tha-aUGH!"

You didn't know what you were expecting when you opened the door, but it was not your sister engaging in... sexual activities with your third captain.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" your hands flew up to cover your eyes as you stumbled about, hitting your back on the doorframe and falling over as Jen sat on the other end of the line, confused. "CAITLIN!"

The frantic rustling of clothing sounded out. "I-"

"wHy wOuLd yOu dO tHiS iN tHe LiViNg rOoM?" You shrieked, voice pitch rapidly changing as you shot to your feet. "YoUr liTtLe siStEr lIvEs wItH yOU!"

Caitlin's Aussie accent was thick with embarrassment. "Y/N, you said you wouldn't be home 'till tomorrow!"

You screamed, blindly sprinting out of the house, phone forgotten on the floor with your hands clawing at your eyes. You didn't even know where you were going, but you from the aggressive honking of cars, you'd crossed the street at least twice. Thankfully for you, your feet had brought you to a familiar house in St. Albans.

"KIM! KIM! KIIIIIM!" you sobbed, desperately banging on the wooden door as the earlier image lingered in your mind. "KIIII-HIII-HIM!"

Your captain yanked the door open, clad in old Arsenal sweats and a jumper. "What happened, Y/N? Are you alright?"

"Caitlin and and and Katie THEYAUAHAUHAUHLBLUHUUHUH!" You babbled, hands rubbing frantically at your eyes like someone had pepper-sprayed you in the face. "AUAHAABUHHUH!"

"Caitlin and Katie what, sweetheart?" Kim pulled you inside worriedly, moving you into a sitting position on the floor and joining you after closing the door. "I can't understand you."

"THEY WERE HAVING SE- SEH—"

Kim gently pried your hands from your eyes as you launched your face into her shoulder, lips pressed into a thin line. "Did you knock, kiddo?"

"THEY WERE IN THE LIVING ROOM!" you cried hysterically, shaking your head as you tried to shake the ghost image. "I DON'T 'WIKE IT!"

The Scot choked on her spit. "What?!"

As you screamed bloody murder into her shoulder, Kim reached for her phone, dialing your national team captain's number. "Steph? Can you and Leah go to Caitlin's flat? She and Katie need a stern talkin' to."

"Why?" you could hear the defender ask.

"They were doing it in the living room. Y/n's in bits."

"Put Y/N on the phone."

Kim obliged, holding the phone to your ear.

"Hey, kiddo—"

"THEY WERE DOING—THEY WERE— THEY AUHHAUGHH—" you cried again, struggling to free your hands from Kim's firm grasp. "I STILL SEE IT, I STILL SEE ITTT!"

Steph sighed. "We're on our way."

"Thanks, Steph, I'll talk to you later. Bye," Kim hung up the phone, wrapping you up in a tight hug as you squirmed. "It's okay, Y/N, it's okay."

You dug your face deeper into her shoulder with a whine. "I don't wanna go back there, Kimmy. I don't wanna."

She murmured her agreement. "You can stay in the spare room tonight, kiddo. I'll have Steph and Leah pick up some of your stuff, and we'll figure out the rest tomorrow."

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"Hey, Y/N, how's it‐ why are your eyes so red?" Cloe questioned as she sat next to you in her own cubby, concerned. "Have you been crying?"

"Maybe," you answered hoarsely. "I don't know."

Steph whispered something into the Canadian's ear, your teammates eyes filling with surprise and pity. "Oof, sorry, kid."

"Me too, Cloe," you mumbled miserably. "Me too."

The last of the gunners filed into the changing room, your sister one of them. "Y/N, could you step outside so we ca—"

You screamed at the top of your lungs, jolting away and diving into Cloe's arms. "NO!"

"Give her time, Cait," Steph advised, directing her away from you. "You might've scarred her for life."

You sniffled in Cloe's comforting hold. "Why did you have to be the naked one?"

Katie shrugged apologetically. "She is a pillow princess."

You shrieked. "EWWW!"

What am I doing

[amphibiahawks321]

Fatui agent : Y-YOU! You seriously think I would even consider!–....Augh!

[Yelan tightened her strings on the fatui agent's neck]

Yelan : Chuckles I don't think you understand me... I.... Can... And will.... End the precious life you have right now in the flick of my fingers... I know over two hundred ways to kill a man....

[Y/N reading a book in the background]

M!Reader : Ooooooh✨ Hey sweetheart! Did you know you could kill someone by glueing an open jar of rats on someone's face and then blow torching the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out of the person's face?✨

Yelan : ....

Fatui agent : ....

[Yelan stares at Y/N]

Yelan : Thank you dear~

[Yelan turns back to the fatui agent]

Yelan : make that two hundred and one...

[hunterbunter3000]

Tbh the way you write Krueger gives me sugar daddy / obsessive vibes (not that I can complain). I love the idea of him being so obsessed to please sweetheart in any way she wants (personally I HC him as a service top switch, specially w the way you write him). But if you’re ever up to it I’d love some Krueger drabble (or ghost or könig bc they’re yummy too)

-🪿(hönk)

HÖNK BABES OMG

18+

You are so right with him being a service top 👏 ugh he would so eat her out until she passes out. Round after round, with his big ass hands clamped around her thighs and his thick tongue flicking against her overworked clit. AUGH he would cum so quickly because of her taste and moans. He would cum just from eating her out 💀💀

And he 10000000%% is obsessive with Sweetheart. He only thinks about Sweetheart 25/8 and all he wants to do is please her. He calls her "My little Goddess" for a reason ✨️ just touching her is a blessing to him. Touching her hand, he would crumble right then and there. He would do anything and EVERYTHING for this woman. He wants-- NEEDS-- to be around her all the time, or he will go INSANE. He's also pretty possessive with her. But Sweetheart shut that shit down, so he's only just a little teehee🤭 but yeah he becomes quite jealous when people talk to her. Don't touch her because you will lose a hand. And if you make a move? Oh, you're gonna end up either on a t-shirt or on a milk carton.

(I can go on and on with Krueger about being an obsessive freak with Sweets HAHA)

And hönk omg sugar daddy Krueger makes me want to fold😭 she wouldn't even ask him to be a sugar daddy, he would just do it himself. He LOVES spoiling her, even though she doesn't ask for it, he does it anyway. And of course she's thankful for it, she's not a brat. But that makes him buy MORE SHIT FOR HER

It's a cycle:

• Krueger buys something for Sweets

• Sweets yells at him

• Sweets says thank you and smiles

• Krueger gets the happy juice in his brain

And then it starts over 💀

He's even bought her an apartment close to his, but she wanted to stay in her old family home, so he said "okay. I'll just live closer to you" and she's like-- w h a t 🧍‍♀️

And OH he would so buy toys for her. Like vibrators. He bought one that he could control from afar and that was such a fun day LOL When he's not around, like on a mission, he made a mold out of his cock for her 💀 and yk... she uses it sometimes HWHEHSHES Krueger asked her to send a video of her using it and she does. She was so embarrassed and shy when she did it. Wearing one of Krueger's shirts and ONLY his shirt-- and her hair out (he loves seeing her hair down) and she's on the bed with the toy and she lubes it up, cause it's fucking huge. AND IT HAS A SUCTION CUP LOL so she just slaps on the bed frame and rubs it on her slit.

Fuck, and Krueger is just watching it like it's the last thing on earth. He is so FUCKING HARD and he wants to be there and fuck her himself. He hears her little whimper when the toy prods her hole. Sweet's is bent on the bed and holding a pillow, her eyebrows knitted and tears already springing in her eyes. Omg that makes Krueger go FERALLL

And once she backs her thick ass back into it, she squeals so loudly and starts to twitch. "Fuck... I think I just came..." GIRL I THINK KRUEGER JUST CAME WHEN YOU SAID THAT WTF-- she starts to grind on it, as much as she can fit, and starts to bounce on it. Her moans and whimpers flow through the speaker of his phone and other soldiers are just frozen and turned on, and are scared to shit to tell him that everyone can hear what's playing on his phone 💀(he honestly doesnt give a shit, hes too engrossed on the video) and Graves comes over, pissed at Krueger because it's extremely distracting whatever is on his phone. Graves was about to speak until he saw Sweetheart fucking herself on the biggest dildo he has ever seen. He has never seen her moan and whimper like that-- like gurl where has this side been?? And he just stands there with his eyes big and mouth gaping. His dick twitches in his pants and he feels light-headed. The fucking wet sounds of her stretched pussy and her low babbles and her bottom half jiggling with every bounce is straight torture for the both of them.

"Fuuucckkkk Krueger, if this is the size of your actual fucking cock I don't think I can take it..." Sweetheart whimpers out. Graves is like- SORRY WHAT

THAT BIG THING IS A MOLD OF KRUEGER'S COCK??? It's literally making a small bulge in her stomach when she sits up and it's not even in all the fucking way. Krueger growls, his knee bouncing like CRAZZYY "You'll take it, baby. You will." He mumbles to himself. Omg he's so turned on its making him unstable.

She goes faster, the bed frame creaking with her backing up on it. She gets louder and her thighs start shaking so damn much. "Cumming... Cumming!" She bites the pillow hard as her pussy creams around the dildo. She makes such a mess on the bed frame omg (Krueger and Graves wanted to lick it all clean) and she's breathing heavily, trying to calm herself down. Once she does, she gets up to get her phone, they can see that she's a bit sweaty and eyes teary and low. She wipes her face and she sighs before speaking. "I can't believe I did this. Fuck I'm still shaking. Just-- be safe Krueger." And the video ends. The silence is THICCKKKK AFTERWARDS LMAO

But I am making a smut fic between Krueger and Sweetheart, so keep an eye out for that!

[splitster]

answering more POM WRAITH au/Pingo asks!!

featuring: biology questions, creatures, dingo (unfortunately), and more!! check it out ↓↓

she does need sleep! she doesn't need to sleep as often as people, but she's a little wraith and she needs to snooze every like... i dunno. three days? sure, let's go with that.

although in the first few days of her being on PNF404, i could see her getting bored one night and poking around her crewmate's rooms to see what they're doing (spoilers: they're all just sleeping). in the morning after, dingo talks about a very bizarre dream he had with a specter watching him sleep! everyone dismisses it as the ranger having some weird sleep paralysis, but pom's sweating at the table thinking about how she should be way more careful if she does that again.

this ask did inspire me though, i'll probably make more art explaining how she works sometime later hehe...

that'd be scary... although, if there's anyone incentivized to wraithify olimar, it'd probably be the plasm wraith! that golden goo is really fond of him, and they'd love to make olimar just like them

WAHH THANK YOU!!! if they ever dated and got married they'd be able to save on a dress! hehe

she might look kinda scary but she's a sweetheart!! pom would genuinely struggle to make herself hurt humans. if there's a beast threatening her crew though -- that thing is mince meat!!

WAAAHHH THANK YOU!! it's definitely a challenge to make it fit with the other wraiths but still be unique... it was fun to design though!!

IM SORRY i didn't get to your ask before i actually posted the full wraith design... there she is though!! HILAHERHLIAEERH

yes!! he's the first one to discover her secret. it'd probably happen on accident out on the field pretty early on when pom is forced to defend herself with no pikmin, but it's no difference to Oatchi -- pom is pom! he'd bark and give her helmet a lick, and when pom realizes her rescue pup isn't scared of her it's quite the relief...

i have art of oatchi and wraith pom i'll be posting later!!

WAHHH... this is cute i like this hehe!! dingo sees those striking X eyes and still falls in love!! GRRRR i must draw more pingo now...

AUGH.... OK!! more pingo on the way then boss 🫡 (i do appreciate it though lmao)

she doesn't need to eat human food, but she does need to consume living creatures for biomass! human food is definitely delicious and she very much enjoys things like chocolate or hot coco, but to sustain her form and keep up energy she has to go for creatures

i'll probably make art for this later to explain better, but it is kinda like an amoeba -- after killing something, she can cover it and dissolve it with her goo. easy peasy!

Louie: You're a wraith? I thought you were just weird like me Pom: ... Louie: ... Can you go get creatures for me

pom is trying her best to understand human social cues and etiquette but it's a struggle sometimes!

i took psychic damage from this ask thank you for penis ringo💖

YES!!!!!!!!! there are so, so many ways that could happen and each one is hilarious... i've written out a few different scenarios, i should pick one to draw out... it'd be funny if dingo learns her secret but decides to trust her and keep it safe. but he's, you know. dingo. he's not good at lying, especially to his crewmates (and especially to his actual childhood friend of a doctor who was already very suspicious of the new blood!)

of COURSE i'm very abnormal about those two.... actually if y'all have scenarios you wanna see with those two, send more asks and i'll probably end up drawing them lol

that's actually a really good question! i haven't thought too much about how her full wraith would visually change, but if she ate enough and got stronger i imagine she'd finally be as big as the other two. she'd probably gain more wraithy abilities and attacks! trying to take down a powered up full wraith pom would be a very difficult fight, even for those with the best dandori skills and a full squad of pikmin

Pom: I can't let anyone find out my secret... Shepherd: I can't let anyone find out my secret... Collin: I can't let anyone find out my secret... Dingo: I can't let anyone find out my secret... Yonny: this is gonna be fun Bernard: (doesn't care if people find out) Russ: (doesn't care if people find out) Oatchi: bark

[shartzel]

Do you read fanfic? Any favorites of these 2 lovely messes?

YES!!!! i have so many personal favs for shartzel fics (im assuming thats what u meant and i am so sorry if not) BUT i will try to keep it to maybe like 5-10 favs bc my bookmarks folder for them has like 50+ fucking fics in there its a little insane..... - Truesilver by mylordshesacactus: i think everyone in the shadowzel part of the fandom has read this one honestly but it like. rewired my brain entirely when i first read it. shadowzel raising a kid was something ive never thought abt before, but then i read this fic and all i could think about was them having a domestic married life.......... - though i burn, how could i fall? by Jazzfordshire: THIS FIC GAVE ME THE ABSOLUTE WORST (BEST) BRAINROT EVER... the way the author writes their gradual relationship and their characters in general just AUGH. it itched my brain in the best way possible i love it - And I want to share it all with you. by Rosethornwolf: this fic is still in progress, but it makes me tear up so so so bad. i love soft shadowzel i love that shit so much and i love how the author writes them in general.... please give their other fics a read as well, theyre lovely - Fast Times At Baldur's Gate by Calchexxis: if you want like pure shadowzel fluff, this is THE fic for u. this fucking fic had made me giggling and kicking my legs while reading it cause of how tooth-rotting the fluff is!!!!! sometimes all you need in life is baby high school sweethearts shadowzel... - Truce by Looktotheedges: im sure everyone's read this one as well BUT FUCK ME I LOVE THIS FIC. the author does such a superb job at not only writing shadowzel but also their dynamic with the rest of the party members. i adoreee the found family moments so much and hold it so close to my heart... - sharpens like an image / sharpens like a knife by yeahitshowed: this one is a littleeee angsty. ive waited so very long for a "what did orin do to lae'zel?" fic that also mentions shadowzel and then this author wrote it and i instantly was in shambles. like when i was done reading this fic, all i could think abt were the ways lae’zel would see orin in shadowheart from now on. how that fear she held would always linger Somewhere in the back of her mind and it destroyed me :'D (this will make sense when after reading the fic i promise) - pressing a flower by Isolatedwriting: ending this with another also angsty one but like straight up hurt no comfort angst :) to quote the summary: "durge fails a saving throw" and i have never been the same since actually..................

[munsonify]

christmas movies

pairing. eddie munson x gn!reader

summary. you come into family video looking for a christmas movie that you’re making eddie watch with you.

content warnings. pet names (sweetheart), loving teasing.

a/n. augh i dunno how i feel about this….

word count. 812

12 days of christmas

It was almost as if you had Eddie at gunpoint. The way you dragged him into the video store with a set determination, it seemed like he was forced to be here. He seemed grumpier than usual, which no one would ever admit to his face. The way he practically flung the door open for you was enough to draw people away.

Normally, he would never even think about whining over quality time with you. He’s a sucker for you and your company in every way of the sort. He would do just about anything for you, and he’s stood by that claim for all of your relationship.

That was, until, you decided that a cheesy Christmas movie was something you wanted to watch with him. The mere mention of it made his eyebrows pinch together in disgust. It was almost instinct for Eddie to protest watching a Christmas movie. In fact, he protested it the entire chilly drive to the video store, and even while you were searching for the perfect one to watch with him!

“But Eds!” You protested back. “I watched all those stupid horror movies with you! You can suffer through one Christmas movie!”

Eddie’s mouth dropped in a half fake annoyance. Sure, he knew you were messing with him, yet he still decided to stand up for himself. He brought a hand to his chest dramatically, gasping for air he didn’t need. You couldn’t help but roll your eyes.

“Name one horror movie we watched that was stupid.”

“Children of the Corn,” you fired back immediately. “Even calling it a horror movie is a disgrace to the genre.” Eddie sat in a silence as you went back to skim through movies. You smirked at this newfound quietness. Even he had admitted previously that Children of the Corn hadn’t met his expectations.

In that silence, you found A Christmas Story. You picked it up with confidence, strutting straight over to the freshly cleaned counter. There were wipe streaks all against it that you were sure was Steve’s doing. When noticing he was no where to be seen, Eddie reached over to obnoxiously ring the bell on the counter. It was rusty, but it did its job fine, clear by the way Steve ushered out to the front desk.

“You’re unbelievable, Munson,” Steve glared at him, his eyes moving and sorting at you. He took the tape from your hands to scan, immediately starting up small talk with you two.

“How much are you paying him to sit through this?” Steve teased. He smirked at the both of you as he spoke, taking the five dollar bill from your hands for ring you up.

“Nothing, but I am revoking his sex privileges if he doesn’t,” you joked back, nudging Eddie’s arm with your elbow. He didn’t seem as impressed, though he did let a smile play on his face. You knew he would sit through it regardless of any of his protests or complaints.

Soon, Steve gave you some coins back for change, along with a receipt with a return date on it. The tape was placed into your hands after you’d dumped the loose change into your wallet. With some farewells, you two were off, heading back to Eddie’s place, where you excitedly gathered up a large blanket for you two to share.

Reluctantly, Eddie slipped the tape into the player. He sat down onto the couch, the material dipping as he leaned back and began to rest against it. His arm was propped up in the back, which you were quick to rest in front of. You moved his arm gently for a moment, wrapping the warm blanket around your bodies, before placing it around your waist contently.

You leaned your body against his instinctively, your head resting carefully on his shoulder as he began to play the movie. Eddie’s hands were cold from the weather outside, though that didn’t stop him from placing a cold hand onto your hip.

And, surprisingly, Eddie was enjoying the movie. Despite his multiple protests, he caught himself laughing and grinning at some scenes. Each laugh earned him a loving gaze from you. All of his complaints had seemingly washed away by the end of the film. He was smiling, though you weren’t entirely sure if it was genuine or for sure. You decided it was genuine quickly after he looked down at you. That one quick chance at his soft eyes told you everything.

“Wasn’t that better than the horror movies?” You interrogated him, the credits rolling with music playing in the back.

“Not a chance, sweetheart,” Eddie replied, squeezing you tight, a smile still playing on his lips.

You rolled your eyes yet again at him, though this time, you followed up with a soft kiss. You could never stay upset with him, especially when it was for play

[crystallizsch]

I want the infodump on Jamil and Yuusha ma'am I beg

THIS HAS BEEN UNANSWERED FOR A MONTH IM SORRY AUGH

but thank you so much yes im okay im normal about them i’ll do my best (for context i mentioned in the tags of one of my posts a while back wanting to infodump about them, but i forget which one it was jfkdlsjhl anyways-)

this won't be a full info dump because i think that would somewhat restrict my dynamic of them if i put it all into words (if that makes sense) ;;;

and i realized i lowkey dont have a coherent timeline for them (yet); i just put them in random scenarios of what i think would be fun at the moment

to make up for it i'll also put a silly self-indulgent sketch dump all below ;;;

I JUST REALIZED I DRAW THEM MAKING EYE CONTACT A LOT (bc something something there's a level of trust that jamil wont use his snake whisper on yuu anymore)

okay now for some random jamiyuu dynamics/hcs/lore

yuu fell first -> yuu lost feelings (bc why would you trust someone who took advantage you) -> ✨ then something happened ✨ -> jamil fell next but harder.

highkey disliked each other -and showed it- in the beginning bc of the whole scarabia drama; then an -accidental- act of service got them to think differently about one another. like "holy shit maybe they're not so bad after all???"

extremely slow burn.

very competitive with one another which then bled into their "flirting" / affectionate acts when they eventually became closer.

basically: “sweetheart” but rivalry -> “babe” but platonically -> “bro” but romantically pipeline.

(“are you flirting or starting a fight”)

yuu kinda throws around “love you” a lot, especially to her close friends; so -during their “platonic” stage- for some reason, jamil was the only “friend” she has not said this to. but it’s okay it’s not like jamil had referred to her as the “f-word” (friend) anyway.

had a mutual agreement that their romantic relationship is temporary because of yuu wanting to go home; they’re just going to “try it out” “no hard feelings”.

yuu made jamil promise to never use snake whisper on her ever again.

jamil: personal beef w/ bugs + afraid of them; yuu: personal beef w/ bugs (w/ a few exceptions) + not afraid of them, just generally pissed at their existence.

dancing and music lowkey became one of their love languages.

kalim genuinely became one yuu’s best friends because of how much they hit it off. jamil always third wheels them no matter the circumstance.

yuu loves grim more than jamil; jamil knows this very well. and so does grim.

[chris-continues]

Domestic, Diplomatic, and Damn…

An uncanny Eriks/reader continuation to this <3

TAGS: @h4venpha @millionsvash @vashfantasy @linkdedruid @macncherries @captaintweet @astrathecowboy @lune010

You could feel his breath on your neck as he leant down, tickling you with his facial hair. 

Ah, yes, running errands on your day off with your secretly eldrich horror boyfriend, “Eriks”. Or, as you knew him, Vash. 

He was getting into the habit of living in a more crowded place, to your surprise. Oftentimes, for the first few weeks of living together you’d left him at your place as he awaited for you to come home. Leaving him alone saddened you though, but.. It wasn’t like you could just take him out, some would recognize him as the Humanoid Typhoon.

So you settled for a disguise. 

You swear to god, seeing him with long hair did things to you. How could he be so.. Handsome? And wonderful? And sweet?

“Can you get that? Up there? Can’t reach it.” You pointed towards an item on the top shelf, the movement of your shoulder ceasing his looming behind you (that had started to evolve into nuzzling).  “Mmm? Mhm.” He hummed, the vibrations soothing against you. His fingers lazily moved from your stomach to follow your request. God, he was so cuddly. 

With a slightly sickening crack of his spine, he extended an arm forwards and reached for the item. Eugh, you couldn't tell if the sound made you shiver or if it was the fact that his torso was pressed against you. Not that you were complaining.  He excitedly handed you the item, your hands closing around it and brushing against his. “Thank you!”  He buzzed happily with the praise, whining as you stepped around him to place it into the cart- which to your dismay, had a man with his arms crossed over the front as he stood in place. 

“Excuse me.” You murmured, attempting to lightly push it forward. Paying him no mind was the best thing you could do. Sigh.

“Hey?” he drew out, “Hello?” 

You could feel the cart pushing more into your side as you pointedly examined the shelf before you, browsing for something that most definitely wasn’t on our list.

God, please go away, go away…

Vash gave a curious chirp and- oh god, Vash! He was here with you! “Hello? Pfft, you there?” God, his voice was annoying, you really just wanted this guy gone. You turned away from him to look at Vash, his gaze curious as he peered at the man through his hair. 

You grimaced. Just who did this guy think he was?  “What, so you just plan to ignore me? I’m talking to you, b-”

You know, you’d never suspect your boyfriend’s slim, bony, and quite frankly very attractive hips could hip check a shopping cart. Let alone with such an overwhelming ferocity it almost knocked your socks off, yet once again life seems to prove your assumptions wrong. His eyes wide, he feigned innocence with teeth a bit too sharp peeking from his lip.

“Watch it man- hey,” He stared at you pointedly, you could feel it, “you’re fuckin’ ugly anw-augh!” Oh, looks like Vash wanted to drive the cart forwards again. For no reason in particular. At all. From behind the familiar gleam in his glasses, a devilish grin spread across Vash’s face.  The guy figured his sweet revenge would come in the form of aggressively flipping you off, to which you only chuckled to yourself about. God, he was so sour.  “Mm, don’t like how he treated you..” Vash murmured, his arms wrapping around your middle once more as you continued to browse the aisle. His voice rumbled sweetly against your neck, although your vertical cuddling session had to be cut short. Ah, adulting, where you can’t cuddle your 7”0 eldrich horror (whore-or) boyfriend.

“I don’t either.” You exhale, shuffling with the cart once again. His large hands rest over yours, pushing the cart alongside you before embracing you yet again.

“Can I help, in any way?”

You smile. He’s such a sweetheart. “Just you holding me is plenty.” A giggle erupts from you as he turns your head to kiss you, a small chitter escaping him as he kisses you with glee. The kiss is chaste, lips brushing gently in the promise for more. His almost silent hums are equivalent to a siren’s call, beckoning you for more.

You’d always let him have more. You’d let him devour you. But you knew he never would, not with the way he looks at you. When his limited words come through, when it’s painful for him to speak but he does so because it pleases you. He savors each crumb of your affection you offer from your palm, inhaling it as if it’ll be the last. Cherishing you wholly and sweetly, encompassing you sweetly and loving you through and through. 

Eriks, Vash, human or not,

You’re sure you’ll always love him.

[colonelpancakes]

I am, at long last, getting around to watching the new season of The Dragon Prince so. Have some of my thoughts on the new episodes. Uh I guess this is kind of a liveblog thing? Idk, I wrote these down while I was watching the episode. Under the cut because this ended up getting quite long. Image IDs are in the alts. I'm new to this be nice to me-

Okay, is it just me or does this startouch elf look kinda like Sarai? I swear she does, she has like the same face shape. I don't know, maybe it's just me and my god awful facial recognition but... 👀

Also, "We are, all of us, stardust held together by love for an instant." is such a beautiful quote. It reminds me of the Minecraft End Poem.

Ooh, I love the twist on the previous Mystery of Aaravos intro. I wonder if this is gonna be the intro for the whole season or if it'll switch to something else after this episode?

Poor Terry he does not deserve to be dealing with all this shit. He's such a sweetheart. A little bit of a fucked up sweetheart but a sweetheart nonetheless.

Oh so Viren’s not dead. Huh. I need to rewatch the S5 finale because I’m gonna be honest, I do Not remember exactly what happened. Viren was going to die if he didn’t kill Sir Sparklepuff? I think? Or maybe that was just what they thought was gonna happen and there was a chance it wouldn’t? I don’t remember. Anyways, congrats Viren on your new will to live.

Claudia. Claudia what did you do Claudia?

Claudia, why is the sand covered in blood?

CLAUDIA!

Oh poor Terry... You can see the moment he spots the severed wing.

Hey, quick question, WHY IS THIS SHOW STILL RATED Y7? This would have fucking traumatized me as a seven year old! I thought there was a limit on how much blood you can show on a Y7 show, HELLO?? OUGH.

“It’s like you said. You do anything for family. However dangerous, however vile.” “No. No that’s… that’s not quite right. It’s never what I meant. You do anything for your children. Never the other way around. No parent wants their child to suffer for them.” Ough… Oh that hurts. Ohhhh. Also, “no that’s not quite right” is the same thing he says to her in the first episode when she says something weird. Callbacks to simpler times ow that hurts.

OH YEAH. JUST RIP MY HEART OUT WHY DON'T YOU? Augh.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GIVE CLAUDIA’S VA AN AWARD. NOW. That is hands down actually the most like. Realistic depiction of someone crying in any media I have ever encountered. The way she sounds like a child having a breakdown? She’s not crying quietly, she’s screaming and sobbing oh my god. I literally started tearing up watching as like a sympathetic response good grief. Who is Claudia’s voice actress? I looked it up and apparently it’s Racquel Belmonte. Give her like fifty awards right now

Viren. Viren listen. I appreciate that you are attempting to heal and face justice and become a better person separated from dark magic. I really do appreciate it. Good for you. HOWEVER. Perhaps, just maybe, abandoning your daughter, who has become an amputee less than a day ago, in the wilderness with no one but her boyfriend after she just completed a very traumatizing ritual AND knowing that she has severe abandonment issues after her mother and brother both left her. Is not the best move? Like. That girl is not mentally stable she needs support. She does not need her dad abandoning her on a beach, covered in blood and missing a leg as she screams and cries for him not to leave her. Viren, just caring about your daughter does not automatically make you a good dad. Viren. Viren you have to actually stay and support your child and NOT LEAVE HER IN THE FUCKING WILDERNESS. I do, though appreciate how they are creating a character who does CARE about his children so so much. And is still an absolutely god awful father to both of them.

Awww the baitlings are so cute 🥹

Pondering the Orb 🧙‍♂️

Callum… Callum you good? I am getting a very bad feeling about Callum being so adamant about destroying it. I feel like that is absolutely how Aaravos gets released and maybe he’s controlling Callum? This all feels like a bad idea. Also, I will admit the Lord of The Rings joke made me giggle.

Exactly what I was saying, Rayla! Destroying the pearl sounds like a terrible idea.

Ohhh… Poor Zym… He misses his mama. Also, I can’t remember if this was in previous seasons, but I appreciate the stitching in the painting where it was mended after being ripped apart. Such a good detail.

Hey Callum, why are you glowing with star magic? Is it because Aaravos is possessing y- oh nevermind it’s the monkey.

Mmmm the difference between Rayla and Callum. Rayla will put the safety of the world over her loved ones. Callum will put his loved ones over the safety of the world. Rayla refuses doing something that could potentially endanger the world even if it would mean getting her parents back.

Oh, so it’s not Aaravos influencing Callum it’s just Callum being anxious. Also, give Callum’s voice actor an award he's nailed the tone of "so filled with anxious energy you can't stop you have to do something, it's like you're driven by a motor." and that is a very specific tone.

[More in reblogs because I ran out of room.]

[amphibiahawks321]

I would like to ask if you could write a miss bloomie x m! Reader)yn smut? [if you want to and if you do don't rush please take ur time:)]

[Y/N enters Miss bloomie's class]

TeacherM!Reader : Hey bloomie!

Miss bloomie : Hm? Y/N? Why aren't you going home?

TeacherM!Reader : I just wanted to check up on you that's all!

Miss bloomie : ....You just wanted to check up on me, you sure it's just that?

TeacherM!Reader : .......Chuckles you know me so well

[TeacherY/N walks towards Miss bloomie who's sitting at her desk and kiss her cheek]

Miss bloomie : Well i just know you can't get enough of me~

TeacherM!Reader : Of course I can't!

Miss bloomie : .....Are the other teachers still in the teacher's Lounge?

TeacherM!Reader : Yeah

Miss bloomie : ....

[Miss bloomie starts smirking]

TeacherM!Reader : Uhh... bloomie? Are you okay?

[Miss bloomie leaves her seat walks up to the classroom door and locks it]

TeacherM!Reader : ???

TeacherM!Reader : Bloomie what are you–!!?!?

[Miss bloomie walks up to TeacherY/N backing him up against the desk]

TeacherM!Reader blushing : U-Uhh... Bloomie?

[Miss bloomie grabs TeacherY/N's Tie and tightens it up making TeacherY/N let out a small squirm]

Miss bloomie : I think you know where this is going sweetheart~

[TeacherY/N gulps and starts blushing redder]

10 Minutes later

[Miss bloomie on her desk spreading her legs open smirking at TeacherY/N with lust in her eyes]

[TeacherY/N Infront of miss bloomie with both of his hands on the desk next to bloomie's legs with his pants down and his cock exposed]

TeacherM!Reader : You're crazy to know that...

Miss bloomie : You know you love it~

[Miss bloomie grabs TeacherY/N's Tie and pulls it forward making TeacherY/N's cock entered her]

TeacherM!Reader : Ngh~!.... F-Fuck...

Miss bloomie : Aah~!.... Hehe~ don't keep me waiting sweetheart~

[TeacherY/N starts thrusting and pounding]

Miss bloomie : Mmmh~.... Just–Augh~like that....

TeacherM!Reader : O-Oh fuck~.... B-Bloomie~....

Miss bloomie : Mmmm~ F-fuck I can't get–Aah~! I can't get enough of you~

TeacherM!Reader : S-So Mhm~! T-Tight~!

Miss bloomie : Oh i-Aaaah~! I was hoping i-it would dear~

TeacherM!Reader : Mhmm~! f-fuck~!

[TeacherY/N starts pounding and thrusting faster]

Miss bloomie : Aaaah~! O-Oh f-fuck~! Haaah~! g-good puppy!~

TeacherM!Reader : Hnngh~! O-Oh fuck yes!~

Miss bloomie : Aaaah!~ L-looks-Aah!~ Looks like someone excited~?

TeeacherM!Reader : Ngh!~ Y-you feel so f-fucking g-good!~ B-Bloomie!~

Miss bloomie : F-Faster!~ Oh fuck-Aah!~ H-Harder~!

TeacherM!Reader : Gggh!~ Oh fuck!~

[TeacherY/N starts thrusting faster and faster each thrust]

Miss bloomie : Mmmmgh!!~ Right t-there~!–.....!!!?!?

[TeacherY/N leans forward and starts kissing her]

Miss bloomie : H-Hehe-Agh~! G-Good pupp~-puppy!~

[Miss bloomie immediately wraps her hands around his neck]

[Miss bloomie and TeacherY/N starts tongue kissing and TeacherY/N starts pounding her even faster]

TeacherM!Reader : Nngh!~ B-Bloom!~ i-im C-Close~!—

Miss bloomie : C-Cum!~ in-Aaah!~ inside!~

[TeacherY/N final thrust spurt of cum deep inside her making miss bloomie's legs starts shaking]

[TeacherY/N pulls out of her making his cum drips down to the floor]

[TeacherY/N falls down on Miss bloomie's neck which Miss bloomie's starts chuckling and starts kissing his forehead and rubbing his hair]

Miss bloomie : Pant you handle it so-Pant good baby~Pant

TeacherM!Reader : Pant Thank-Pant T-Thank you Pant

[Miss bloomie keeps kissing his forehead which made him smile]

[cupiidzbow]

Ok no one move . here’s an excerpt of a thing I’m writing. augh (<- poison damage)

Dixie quirked her brow at the response, thoughts swirling through her head for a quick moment before tugging at the side of his skirt to get his attention. “Wait….wait….. Hang on a second.”

Freddie stopped dead in his tracks, turning his head to look down at his friend, his forehead wrinkling in confusion at her sudden pause. “Huh?”

“Funky asked you to go watch the shower with him…. together?”

“…Yeah?”

Diddy popped his head at Fred’s opposite side. “Just, you and him…. alone?”

He turned his head in his direction, “Wh- Yeah?? I think?”

The two Kongs shared a look between themselves, seemingly having the same idea in their minds. Freddie snapped his head frantically between the two of them, bewildered, and still blissfully unaware of the implications. “Why are you- am I missing something??”

Diddy snickered as he patted his elbow in a congratulatory manner, “Hee hee!! Well look at that! He finally asked you out!!!”

Freddie bristled, eyes widening and nearly dropping all the corked bottles of banana juice in his arms. “WHAT?”

No that couldn’t- he didn’t- there’s no way that was even-

…..Finally?

There’s no way Funky felt that way about him…. right?

Hell, he spent so long pushing the feelings about him down because he convinced himself there was no way for him to even THINK of him that way. He already came to terms that finding love was probably not going to happen as long as he stayed in this kingdom. He’s just a human, not sturdy and resourceful as most Kongs were. Just fragile and vulnerable, most of the wildlife could gobble him up in one bite, a coconut could literally fall from a tree and kill him in one hit if he wasn’t careful.

He was fully convinced that no one would spare even him a passing glance, so of course he found it hard to believe that the friend he’s grown so close to could ever feel such things for him.

He deflated at the thought of that.

“That’s not funny.” Freddie pouted, moving his eyes downcast, continuing his slow trek up the hill. “He was probably just being nice to me.”

The two watched as he walked away from them, briskly picking up their own pace following after him.

“Hey, It’s not a joke!” Diddy corrected frantically, waving hands in front of him reassuringly to insist he wasn’t messing with him. “He really does like you, honest!!”

Dixie wasn’t far behind him, “Yeah!! I mean have you seen the way he looks at you when we all hang out together? He always asks about you when you’re not with us!!”

Freddie, frustrated, turned back quickly at the two, “Then how come I’ve never noticed!” He frowned, “I’m sure I would’ve seen it if he actually did that!!”

Dixie couldn’t help but stop and roll her eyes at the huffy response. “Fred…. be serious. You’re as dense as a brick wall.”

“Wh- Hey!!”

“Please, don’t tell me you haven't noticed the little nicknames he calls you.”

The mere mention of that made Freddie bite back a response. The sudden memory of casually bumping into him out of work. Surfboard tucked under his arm and the gentle exclamation of ‘Hey, Sweetheart!’ gracing his lips in a smile as he locked eyes with him. He swore he could still feel the aching feeling in his chest he felt that very day, the silent and starving yearning for him to call him that again.

But…… he did that for everyone…… right?

Right….?

……… Oh god…. maybe Funky did ask him out.

[sm-baby]

Slove actually made a post about it on character ai

(She also stated her pronouns are she/her by the way)

Apparently her first account was deactivated because someone said one of the Tray bots was "offensive" because of "unnecessary cultural representation"

Like someone actually got offended that this sweetheart wanted to appropriate and represent cultures??

And her second account this last account got deactivated because of NSFW?? Even though there was no NSFW in any of her bots??

Slove apologizes if the cultural representation made anyone uncomfortable especially POC because she didn't want there cultural business put out there and she could understand that as a POC (Portuguese Latina) but like BRO ITS A BOT THE BOT ISN'T LIKE GONNA BE RACIST TO YOU UNLESS YOU INTENTIONALLY MAKE IT RACIST OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT

Slove even put herself out there on the internet saying that she's a MINOR and that NSFW is gross and its disgusting to think that someone would report her not and having a dirty mind and sexualizing your ocs when obviously you don't want that

Slove said that if any of the fluff she made the bots had made anybody uncomfortable she apologizes

She said that she'll try and make another account and review her bots more carefully so we can enjoy the bots she made

LIKE THERE'S THIS ASS GOING AROUND REPORTING HER BOTS FOR THINGS SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO AND YET SHE'S APOLOGIZING LIKE BRO THAT'S FUCKED UP

I was looking for a post I couldn't find one D': SLOVE IM SO SORRY! I SO SORRT THAT UGLY ASS BITCH DID THAT TO YOU BABY YOURE AWESOME!!

Its not your fault at all, Slove! The Character were well made with how little you info you had of them!

The fluff was NOT uncomfortable at all! It was all so cute! Even then, the fluff was really light! Theres nothing happening in the conversations that wouldn't happen irl!

HUH?? TRAY BEING RACIST?? no not at all man!! Tray was literally just asking about heritage, and he was so vague about it, theres nothing to be racist about! Augh!! Something really just saw anything that points to race and culture and called it racist, that SUCKS so bad! Trat is just acting like someone who is interested in culture (ID KNOW BECAUSE I LIKE ASKING PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR CULTURE AND TRADITIONS!!!)

And NSFW??? First of all, the only thing remotely close to NSFW was Castor flirting which wasn't anything at all, and even then it was very light compared to what was already in C. AI... Other than that there was literally nothing else... Because this all felt like every things that everyday people did... Theres nothing remotely nsfw. Plus it was adorable and very in character, it was written WELL.

Waugh... Don't dwell on it, Slove! Its not your fault at all! The fact that they took down ALL bots/ your entire account means that this was incredibly targetted for no reason... Maybe because of a troll or maybe someone was being fucking annoying... You did nothing wrong, this was not at all your fault, you have nothing to apologize for!

I pat your back! I pat your back and give you a hug cuz you don't deserve such a targeted attack man!!

The same way Ken is Kenough, you are Slove cuz you are SLOVELY!!! (I love your name- anyway-)

FREE MY MAN SLOVE!! JUSTICE FOR SLOVE!!

[sturniolo-alfredo]

"Shut up"

THIS IS MY FIRST SMUT SO PLEASE DONT JUDGE!!

Warnings: ROUGH smut, degradation, slapping, daddy kink, hair pulling, language, jealousy

Y/n's pov

I'm so fucking sick of it. Matt thinks he can fuck around with other girls but If I even look at another guy, he'll show me that I'm his? It's not fair. It truly is hurtful. But today I felt playful. If matt wants to play games then I'll play too. But I will always win.

Me and matt were currently at a party. Matt wandered off somewhere, probably with another girl. Me and Matt's relationship was complicated. He told me that he wanted me to be his. All his. I agreed, thinking that the deal would go both ways. Clearly it didn't. I was sick of his shit so I went to go find him.

"Matt?!" I yell roaming though a house that I've never been at. "Shit" I mumble as I stubbed my tow on the corner of a wall. "Matt where the fuck are you?!" I yell louder, hoping he'd hear. The music was to loud. I stumble in my heels through the white hallways. Suddenly my eyes land on his icy blue eyes. And the brown eyes that sat on his lap.

There he was. Sitting in the crowded living room with a bitch on his lap. I scoff and roll my eyes. App of the sudden, I feel warm hands on my waist. I knew it wasn't matt because he was right infront of me, and because his hands were always freezing. "Hey" a raspy voice says. I turn around and see a guy named Kane. Matt's enemy. I smirk "Hey kane" I say seductively. "Wanna go sit down and continue this over there?" Kane asks pointing at a couch infront of matt. I nod and walk over.

Kane sits on the couch and pulls me onto his lap, facing matt. I smirk at matt and begin grinding on Kanes lap. I hear Kane ground under me. Matt's face immediately changes from a smirk to a stare that could kill. Matt throws the random girl off his lap and picks me up off Kanes lap. He throws me over his shoulder and begins waking into a room. "Matt!" I yell "put me down!" I yell clawing at his back. "You really think scratching me back is gonna stop me? I crave that shit princess." Matt says.

Matt throws me on the bed and pins my hands above my head. "Who the fuck did you think you were when you sat on his lap?" Matt asks looking me in my eyes. I don't respond and just look at him "hm? Answer my question!" Matt demands roughly. I disobey matt once again. Matt let's out a soft chuckle and looks away. He looks back and slaps me on the right side of my face. "Your mine. All mine."

I roll my eyes and try to get out of his grip. Matt brings his hand down and unbuttons my pants. He pulls them down with my underwear. Matt unbuckles his pants while still holding my hands down. "Tell me you want this princess." Matt says. I nod. "Are you dumb? Use your words slut!" Matt yells. I whimper "i-i want this matt." I shiver. "That's not my name and you know it. Repeat those words but say my name." Matt growls out. "I want this daddy."

Matt smirks "I know you do." Matt let's go of my hands and grabs my hands. "Tell me if you need me to stop sweetheart" Matt says softly. I smile but it's quickly replaced with a moan as matt thrusts into me. I let out a moan of pain and pleasure as I adjust to his length. Matt quickly thrusts in and out of me. "Matt! Fuck!" I yell. Matt grabs my jaw and then slaps my face. "That's not my fucking name slut!" He pounds into me and wraps his hand around my neck. "Sorry d-addy. Augh fuck! Ngh!" I moan.

"Do you like being my whore baby? My little fuck toy? Hm?" Matt groans. I nod "yes daddy!" Matt flips me over and thrusts into me from behind. "Arch. Ass in the air." Matt says. I do as he says. "Atta girl" Matt says slapping my ass roughly. " I think you deserve some punishments for being with another guy" Matt yells over my screams.

"W-wha-?" I get cut off by Matt spanking me over and over again with his bare hand. "Oh fuck daddy! I'm gonna cum!" I feel a knot form in my stomach. "Can i-i cum please?" I ask. "Hmmm? Do you think you deserve it?" He asks rubbing my clit. I screech in pleasure "yes! Please!" I say. "Cum for me princess" Matt growls. I release all over his cock and scream as I do. "Good girl. Such a good fucking girl for me." Matt says before filling me up with his seed.

I take Matt's softened dick out of me and roll over. I open my arms for Matt's sweaty body to lay into. Matt lays on me and pants. "Did you learn your lesson?" Matt asks. I nod "yes." Matt grabs a towel and wipes up our mixture of cum off of me and him. "You okay honey?" He asks looking at me. I nod "mhm." "Good. Let's get you dressed"

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