#audios ✩

[child0feden]

BLACK METAL AUDIO RECOMMENDATIONS

- some soundgasm audio recommendation links that i think sound like people from black metal bands! this list will be updated whenever i find new ones / more :)

some of these might not be spot on because i do not know what some people in the black metal scene sounded like when they were younger in the early 90s / 90s because there was not really all too many video interviews being done and so on! but some of these are what i imagine them to have probably sounded like!

ps, there is not a lot of nordic accent works on soundgasm so i did what i could here lol :(

marko “ nuclear holocausto vengeance ” laiho

m4f - yes sir, i am yours

[ mdom ] [ consensual ] [ spanking ] [ oral ] [ fucking ] [ bondage ] [ blindfold ] [ all three holes ] [ good girl ] a bit of [ praise ] and [ aftercare ]

sub! listener and dom! marko go all out for the first time together, with marko being a major dom and using every hole in one single session whilst still making sure you are okay and know the safe words before giving you some super sweet aftercare when the deed is done <3

m4f - let me watch you masturbate, kitten

[ ramblefap ] [ finnish accent ] [ mdom ] [ improvisation ] [ mutual masturbation ] [ namecalling: kitten, slut, whore, fucktoy ] [ praise ] [ degradation ] [ choking ] [ orgasm commands ] [ listener orgasm ] [ speaker orgasm ] [ cumming on you ] [ real orgasm ] talking about [ fucking you ] [ spanking ] [ hair pulling ] [ cum in pussy ] [ cum in ass ] [ cum in mouth ]

dom! marko tells sub! listener to masturbate right in front of him after the two of you arrive back to your shared apartment from a live beherit show… you sit back against the soft head of your shared bed with your legs spread wide to showcase your cunt and marko sits at the foot of the bed, he teases you and guides you to rub yourself in front of him whilst fisting his own cock to the sight of your fingers rubbing at your own cunt with clear desperation for more but of course, this is just the pre-game before he takes you for real <3

m4f - tied up and blindfolded

[ finnish accent ] [ mdom ] [ fsub ] [ rope play ] [ blindfolded ] [ bondage ] [ petnames: kitten, angel, princess ] [ standing doggy ] [ l-bombs ] [ countdown ] [ fingering ] [ cmnf ] [ spanking ] [ belt sounds ] [ mutual orgasm ] [ listener orgasm ] [ speaker orgasm ] [ good girl ] [ cum in pussy ] [ breeding ] [ praise ] [ degradation ] [ aftercare ]

dom! marko uses both bondage and a blindfold at the same time on sub! listener for the very first time <3

m4f - fucking my submissive pup

[ finnish accent ] [ mdom ] [ consensual ] [ degradation ] but also some [ praise ] [ rough ] [ commanding ] [ submissive listener ] [ namecalling ] [ pup ] [ fuckdoll ] [ whore ] [ slut ] [ pornstar ] [ bitch ] [ face fucking ] [ pussy fucking ] [ ass fucking ] [ anal creampie ] [ listener orgasms ] [ hair pulling ] [ doggy style ] [ kneeling ] [ anal missionary ] [ sounds of fucking ] [ licking your own juices off the floor ] [ ass to mouth ] [ sucking my cock clean ]

dom! marko comes into his private room backstage after a beherit concert to find sub! listener exactly how he told you to be for when he comes to take you all for himself with pent up exhilaration and excitement held inside of him <3

jari “ sodomatic slaughter ” pirinen

m4a - peeing in the woods

switch! listener or dom! listener makes sub! jari hold in his urine all day, throughout his band practice with beherit and then leads him into the privacy of some nearby woods when his band practice ends before kneeling down in front of him, unzipping his jeans, pulling his now aching cock out of his plaid boxers and finally letting him piss all over your face and your body whilst he whines in both relieved pleasure and sharp pain… he tells you it felt so good at the end after the liquid is all out of his system for good and now drenching your face along with your clothes <3

m4a - 5 minutes of edging

[ moaning ] [ whimpers ] [ giggles ] [ precum-eating ]

because of the kind of low quality audio, sub! jari is guided to edge himself by switch! listener or dom! listener as the two of you are on a phone call and separated by quite some distance and this one has an adorable submissive sounding giggle at the end which makes me think of him giggling down the line when you tell him how good he did and how long he did it for <3

øystein “ euronymous ” aarseth

m4a - nnn victory fap

[ ramblefap ] [ i deserve this ] [ breathy ] [ countdown ] [ listening to gwa ] [ real orgasm ] [ dizzy afterwards ] [ nordic accent ]

modern! øystein gets himself off for the first time after deciding to engage in no nut november due to his friends and band mates talking about it all the time and betting that he would not be able to do it <3

m4f and m4m - the facilitator

[ orientation play ] [ threesome ] [ bisexual ] [ mdom ] [ gay male listener ] [ straight female listener ] [ gay to bi ] [ pussy worship ] [ cunnilingus ] [ wet beard ] [ training ] [ handjob ] [ straight sex ] [ cum sharing ] [ nordic accent ]

slight dom! øystein guides slight sub! female! listener and slight sub! male! listener to fuck each other in front of him after teasing both of them! lots of sweet mlm action and helping the male listener figure out his sexuality once and for all <3

or alternatively, despite the fact that the male listener obviously does not speak, it could be listened to as slight dom! øystein being his usual mentor self towards slight sub! bård and teaching his cutest and most loyal employee how to fuck a girl using slight sub! female listener for the first time! lots of sweet mlm action and helping bård figure out his sexuality once and for all <3

the facial hair mention in this one very much made me imagine it being that one era of øystein! that one picture of him with his arms crossed as he looks down at the camera, even more so with bård peaking in the corner in it too lolol :)

m4m - watching you fuck him through your window

[ voicemail ] [ mdom ] [ msub ] [ switch ] [ stalker ] [ yandere ] [ obsessive ] [ ex boyfriend ] [ voyeur ] [ body worship ] mentions of [ threesome ] [ bondage ] [ face fucking ] [ cum with me ] [ nordic accent ]

modern! obsessive! øystein leaves you an interesting voicemail whilst watching you fuck your new rebound through your window <3

this could maybe even be listened to with varg in mind! i think it works quite well for both men :)

vegard “ ihsahn ” tveitan

m4m - uhm…youre what?

[ friends to lovers ] [ roommates ] [ jealousy ] [ arguing ] [ coming out ] [ realisation ] [ confession ] [ straight to gay ] [ l-bombs ] [ first time with a man ] [ blowjob ] [ anal ] [ moans ] [ wet sounds ] [ nordic accent ]

total sweetheart roommate! virgin! vegard accepts you with open arms when you come out to him… and then takes you all for himself after admitting that he was very jealous over the idea of you being with someone else <3

this one could probably be listened to with bård in mind too but vegard just came to mind first due to how soft spoken and sweet sounding the speaker is… so here is the same script as above but with a different speaker that obviously sounds different :)

m4m - sleepover with friends

[ woken up ] [ msub-ish ] [ our friend is sleeping in the room ] [ quiet ] [ blowjob ] [ dubcon ] [ nordic accent ]

kind of sub! vegard wakes up to slight dom! listener having some fun with him whilst your friend is asleep in the very same room and as much as he knows he should stop you from touching him, he just cannot find it in him to push you away <3

this one could definitely be listened to with bård in mind too :)

varg “ count grishnackh ” vikernes

m4f - oral proficiency

[ bilingual ] [ norwegian ] [ university ] [ students ] [ tutor ] [ mdom ] [ degradation ] [ blackmail ] [ blowjob ] [ good girl ] [ nordic accent ]

kind of mean dom! tutor! varg teaches you how to speak norwegian for your study courses, but only if you repay him with something… special and pleasurable <3

and here is that same scrip but m4m instead :)

m4f - just like that

[ mdom ] [ daddy ] [ good girl ] [ explaining dream ] [ blowjob ] [ instructions ] [ foreskin play ] [ perfectionist ] [ encouragement ] [ loving ] [ cuddles ] [ aftercare ] [ raspy ] and [ breathy ] voice [ nordic accent ]

dom! varg awakes from a dirty dream about sub! listener and needs you to replicate what happened in his dream with his guidance before he can go back to sleep <3

gylve “ fenriz ” nagell

m4f - i will hurt you, princess

[ cnc ] [ primal ] [ growls ] [ bondage ] [ blindfold ] [ pain ] [ choking ] [ biting ] [ pussy slaps ] [ cunnilingus ] [ penetration ] [ creampie ] [ aftercare ] [ nordic accent ]

after encouraging gylve to be more dominant during sex with you and encouraging him let out a much more rough side of himself that you know he is holding back from you, he does just that <3

bård “ faust ” eithun

m4f - sex for supper

[ msub ] [ fdom ] [ domestic ] [ kitchen sex ] [ cooking ] [ bent over ] [ hand job ] [ rimming ] [ cunnilingus ] [ spanking ] [ choking ] [ ddging ] [ begging ] [ countertop ] [ cowgirl ] [ l-bombs ] [ good boy ] [ wet sounds ] [ nordic accent ]

extreme sub! bård attempts to cook a favourite meal for dom! listener but burns his tongue whilst taking a quick taste test, you decide that he needs to be punished for causing harm to your property aka his tongue <3

[ered]

Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!

[brightlotusmoon]

[sopuu]

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

[lakecountylibrary]

Just the essentials!

Music credit: "Cinema Blockbuster Trailer 7" by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/en/song/329-cinema-blockbuster-trailer-7 License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (CC BY 4.0)

[Video Description: A 26 second video. Orchestral, cinematic music plays. Text reads The library is on fire! Grab the most important things!

A librarian at her computer spins around in her chair in slow motion, a look of horror on her face. Video cuts between various librarians frantically rescuing items. Each scene is labeled with the item:

The South Shore Posters: A librarian completely obscured by a framed South Shore Line poster she is carrying backs out of a room.

The hand chair: A librarian hauls away a large red plastic chair shaped like a hand.

Patron holds: A librarian shovels patron holds off the holds shelf onto a cart.

Benny the library skeleton: A librarian princess-carrying a large skeleton dressed in an oversized t-shirt frantically looks around for an exit before dashing away

The cardigan pile: A librarian almost completely obscured by the pile of cardigans in her arms runs toward the camera.

3D printer: A librarian dashes up to a large 3D printer and attempts to lift it off the table

Cecily the giraffe: A librarian pats a life size baby giraffe statue and then grabs it by the leg and begins slowwwly scooting backward to slide it across the carpet

The library tree: A librarian grips an enormous planter out of which springs an entire tree and pulls with all her might. It doesn't move.

James Patterson books? : The librarian carrying Benny sprints into frame between shelves loaded with endless Patterson books. Record scratch. The sound of a clock ticking as he considers the books for maybe two seconds.

Text changes to "Not enough hands". The dramatic music resumes as he sprints off frame with Benny.

End card with the library logo. The words 'Not actually on fire. Everything is fine.' are typed across the screen. End description]

[as-i-watch]

Affirming boys' right to be silly and women's right to blow shit up

[sugarpinkgal]

That is, our paths did cross

bonus:

[ejacutastic]

usb-c is like a cloaca for computers

[child0feden]

gylve… this sounds like gylve… and honesty quite a few other people in the nordic black metal scene too… and i am losing my fucking mind over it…

[blabberoo]

"You have 72 hours."

Left alone in the consequences of his obsession, he let desperation get hold of his intellect and come up with a plan. For the world. For himself.

[mothercain]

i saw go before me, a great impossible thing

sensual and concrete

splitting me open

renders me obsolete

i’ve slain greater

and moved on

make room in hell

make room in hell

make room in hell

they cry, you don’t have to go

they cry, you don’t have to go

my love

i know

i know

i know

i know

i know

i know

i know

i know

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: Anyway, I better get this one home. See you, Superman.

Jason, a 6’4 anti hero crime fighting machine who threw down with Batman multiple times, sleepy as fuck: No! No no no no

Bruce, carrying him like a toddler: Yes ~