#au: gods

[toiletwipes]

Okay, but consider with the cult au; the god/goddess that Simpbur worships possesses his “darling” and goes “hell no, you’re not betraying the person who trusts you with their life” -microwave anon

y e s.

the ritual works- if only for the god to leave in a split second with a message. In nobody's lost blood, on the walls, writes; do that shit again and I'll kill you.

And Darling is just shaking but they cling to Simpbur and cry and he wants to try the ritual again but. For now, he'll put it on hold. His hands cradle them into his arms and he carries them off, offering words of comfort to his followers, soothing worries and fears.

Because right now, his main focus will be on his darling love. The ritual did work and then something happened- he wants to know why but right now, they've earned a little rest.

[lilprincegoo]

a quiet kind of thunder by notyoongs

yoongi/jungkook

God Min Yoongi, Human Jeon Jungkook, Storm Chasing, Hurt/Comfort, Mild enemies to lovers, Bickering, it's their love language, Fluff, Angst, Serious Injuries, jk gets struck by lightning, and almost dies, but he's okay, Mutual Pining, Getting Together, Sharing a Bed, Happy Ending

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rating: T

yoongi has gotten very good at exerting his power over the skies, at planning each storm as though it might be his last, at keeping these silly mortals safe. until, of course— jeon jeongguk. (or: as a weather god, yoongi has been summoning storms for millennia. it’s only when a raucous stormchaser with no sense of self-preservation crashes into his life that he learns not all storms are physical ones.)

[crazycometspecular]

Monster Falls,,, save me Monster Falls

[trekkerac]

Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

[xamitras]

For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

[sabertoothwalrus]

accidentally drew tallmen au again

[fisheebonez]

NON-SANS CHARACTERS AS SANS AUs / ATs !!

enjoy the feast ;P

[saiiibaki]

fast sketch for manwhore au by @anniflamma because it’s hilarious

[kyoukorpse]

yeahhhh so chirin's first death wasnt even violent or dramatic they just had an anxiety induced loss of appetite and once the adrenaline from their crusade and fight against leshy wore off they starved to death lmao.

bonus:

[makotaberrie]

language barrier au of sorts

inspired by the tweets below, although i forgot the prompt and i lost steam halfway but i blame it on it being 5am

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[toiletwipes]

cult leader simpbur who wants to use his beloved to be a vessel for the lost god/goddess that he worships. think about it.

he was so kind in the beginning, loving, sure he had questionable beliefs but he didn't... force them onto you. Not really. He spoke kindly of his deity, speaking words of devotion and worship in their name. And the way he spoke to you, in almost the same tone, context... it made you feel warm almost. That you could be held in the same light as someone as important as they are to him.

And then of course it was revealed that he was in a cult devoted to his deity. That he was the leader. That they were planning a ritual to bring their deity to this world. That he planned on using you.

Of course it scared you shitless, to be tied up with silk and dressed in a light robe, a gag on your tongue. The scariest thing, second only to the calm look on Wilbur's face, stroking the side of your face with the back of his hand and cooing supposed words of comfort. It didn't help that he kept saying that you were absolutely perfect. Beautiful and pure in every way. Perfect for them.

To be carried in his arms into a dark room and placed on a table with a masked crowd of cultists, it snapped something in you. Tears poured heavy down your face. Had you sobbing and crying for Wilbur. For him to stop, to take you back home. Anything other than this.

He didn't stop it. He led the ritual. The chanting. The dressing. Leads the cult in prayer and with one apologetic look sent your way, he cuts a single line across your palm, pressing hard on it even when you screamed around the gag. The blood straight into the bowl.

And the ritual completes when a presence fills your mind, body and soul. A deity forcing you to the backseat as they take over your limbs and words.

You still cry for Wilbur even after he's shoved a god inside of you.

[nothing-impt]

Dementia babysitting Telegraph.

[lambouillet]

Theyre all 98% playable : ^ )

[itz-pandora]

I may be partial to old man sonadow yaoi

[demaparbat-hp]

The Perfect Prince

[proxycrit]

Day 38– East Gerudo Chasm

“…You. I know you. You’re that zoran healer’s apprentice.”

(I known you. You healed my hands. I still wear ferns in my hair, because of you.)

Excerpt from Tauro’s Journal- “The Gerudo Kingdom, shattered under vicious attacks from the Malice infected, became a vassal state of the Hylian Kingdom around 20 BSE. Records have dissenting voices during that time— many argue that the Hylians took advantage of the chaos to enforce their policies upon the other races; more argued that vassaldom is a small price to pay for medical and monetary support, mandatory draft or taxation be damned. Either way, one thing remains clear: The Zonai were the first to fall to the Malice, but they were not the last. The Era of Alchemy is drawing to a close.

Interestingly enough, Sheikah records during this era did not explicitly mention Calamity Ganon until 100 SE. This implies Calamity Ganon the entity is not a direct correlation to the Malice infected.”

*BSE— Before Skyloft Era, SE— Skyloft Era

**Lifting of Skyloft 0 BSE, one of the few concrete dates available. See Ring Ruins and Tauro’s notes for more information.

(we’ve officially entered au territory! I mean, we already have with Familiar Familiar’s premise being a self indulgent totk au where zelda didn’t get whisked back in time, but now I’m going after the lore too. You’re welcome.)

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