Tilino
Lamb: Are you sure this is going to work? 😟
Goat: You calm and I nervous, with this song my love fell. 😎✨
*Plays "Reggaeton Champagne"*
Goat definitely didn't make the best decision, but with what song would you like Lamb to declare his eternal and unforgettable love for you? Maybe with one from Juan Gabriel?
More from the Liceo AU... I don't know what I'm doing with my life. 😩😩😩
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Batfam AU
Damian was captured by some villain, and Dick just saved him.
Nightwing: Why didn't you send a distress signal? You could have gotten hurt. What if I didn't get here in time?
Robin: tt, stop your incessant nagging, Grayson. I can handle myself. Besides, I did send out a distress signal.
Nightwing: Really, cause I didn't get it, and neither did B.
Robin, realizing something: Ah, I believe I may have alerted someone else of my capture then...
Nightwing: who-
He's cut off as a red figure barrels through the window, shattering it.
Red Hood, guns cocked as he looks around the room: Who the fuck do I need to kill?
Robin, deadpan: Impeccable timing as always, Akhi.
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The cross-over ever
AUs by @honeqq and @void-dude ! They've been haunting my every waking thoughts these few days
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Jason ‘big bro Jay’ Todd
okay but what if Jason just never became red hood and instead became Damian’s older brother first and foremost? After Talia Al Ghul revived him, he may Damian and decided ‘fuck Batman, I’m adopting the kid’
Damian has not clue why everyone looks so terrified when his big brother comes over- and who on earth is ‘Master Todd’? Its ’big Brother Jay’ duh!
on Jason’s first visit back to the manor, Damian introduces him to Bruce, expecting them to get along due to their ‘gloom doom and serious energy’
instead Bruce just looks like he’s seen a ghost, and Jason (who has firmly decided he will protect this demon child, and batman is just a small roadblock) sticks out his hand and says
“Jay. Nice to meet you. I’m Damian’s older brother, what did you say your name was? Brian?”
Bruce dosent come out from his room for another three days
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hey i found this in the corner of your room
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Random thought: The Odyssey, everything is the very same BUT Odysseus adopts Astyanax and carries him around in one of those weird ass bagpack baby carriers
Odysseus to Polyphemus: I'm Nobody, Nobody, Nobody 🎶
Astyanax: *baby noises*
Odysseus: keep it quiet buddy, dad is mansplaining manipulating manwhoring right now
Eurylochus in the background: *face palms*
Edit: holy cow guys, how did this reach 1000 notes??? Thank so much!!
If you want to see more #daddy Odysseus AU just look it up on my blog :D
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*rubs hands together, slams palms on table*
Okay, you guys heard of “Jason inherited the adoption problem and now Tim is baby”, now get ready for…
Reverse!Robins, where Jason tries to steal from newly minted crime lord Tim and gets flash adopted before Batman can claim another one for his child soldier team!
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soulmate au where your soulmate's thoughts appear on your skin except your soulmate has adhd and your body becomes a living canvas of nonsensical, never-ending, constantly entertaining trails of thought
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Mama Bat
There was a baby in the Batcave.
There was a baby in the Batcave.
There was a glowing, white haired, Lazarus green eyed baby floating in the freaking Batcave!
A baby that was currently wearing a superhero themed footy pajamas and making tiny circles in the air as they coo and make spit bubbles.
A baby Cass had found while on patrol... in Hong Kong before suddenly and somehow appearing in Gotham. In the Batcave.
Along with them, sitting innocently on the batcomputer chair was a baby bag (themed after Black Bat somehow) full of everything a baby needed a glowing green sticky note with purple handwriting on it.
'Cassandra Cain-Wayne
Take care of our little Ghostling. Everything will make sense in due time.
P.S Daniel enjoys the stars.
-CW'
By the time Bruce finished reading the note aloud, Cass had manged to get a hold of the baby who was making happy noises and patting her cheek.
And a second later a blinding light overtook the baby and once the light was gone, the baby now had black hair and bright blue eyes.
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scholar prince
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it's the shock of being threatened with death that's gotten her so frozen. no other reason
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LOOK AT THIS MAN. Manifesting Capitano will be playable at some point when Natlan comes out
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another quick doodle 🐱
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