#au belong to jay but temporarily yoinked it but if jay wants ot down def will lol

[junespriince]

Homophobic Dick au (it's Jay's but I'll stealing it because it's too funny not too,,,, hope that okay Jay I can take it down if you want me to!!)

Dick: hey what's your wifi password?

Wally: IloveyouDickie.

Dick: that's weird, you call me Dickie...

Wally: I know.

Dick: did you make it that way because you knew I was coming over, and it would be funny?

Wally: nope been that way since I got it.

Dick: that's weird...

Wally: anyways our anniversary is coming up.

Dick: I think you have the wrong idea about us... We're just friends.

Wally, dying inside just a tad: I know, but if it makes you uncomfortable I can cancel the Chili's reservation then.

Dick: well .. don't do that.

Wally, a little smug: oh so you want to go to Chili's?

Dick: yes, *going back to work* I'm getting fajitas.

Wally, heart shaped pupils, whispers: I love you.