#atleast the trailer park boys

[silentgrim]

i’m going to get that simdump out TODAY i swear on my knee caps

[oneforthemunny]

What are all the Eddie’s doing today?🤭

rockstar!eddie is always on the east coast, so he's with his girls living his best at the hamptons. they do a firework show on the water and they sit on the dock and watch. it's very domestic and very unlike eddie but it is his favorite thing.

mafia!eddie is at his house with the dogs, clear of any fireworks from atleast a twenty mile radius lol. he had the chefs cook some traditional fancy american dishes bc while this is by far his least favorite holiday, he likes to still do something if only for you lol. then you're wanting to pull the fall stuff out tomorrow despite the ninety degree weather and you know what? he does it for you lol.

cowboy!eddie is taking you to the red white and booze fest the next county over. live music, alcohol vendors, food vendors, and a huge positively american firework show when the lights go down. you sit in the back of his truck and watch them, and he tries to feel you up lol.

modern!eddie bought pop its and is terrorizing the neighborhood by slinging them on the ground as hard as he can. when he was little wayne would only buy him one pack, but now that he has big boy money? he buys like thirty lol. keeps him entertained for hours and he quotes "wake up cocksuckers it's time to salute the flag" every twenty seconds.

older!eddie is so excited bc your parents are very patriotic and always have a big backyard bbq. wayne and his gf get to come, madeline is home, brielle is home, and he gets to spend time with all of them. wayne and your dad get along so well, sipping beers by the grill and talking. they still have the playset up (renovated for their precious grandbaby ofc) from when you and madeline were kids, so he's pushing lilah on the swing until she's tired. the fireworks start and delilah is with you, so he sits on the porch steps next to brielle. when she was little, they always used to watch them at the trailer park and she loved them so it makes him really emo a little lol.

bouncer!eddie is at the bar. they get holiday pay and ellen grills out for the staff for working. you're wearing a cute little harley davidson tanktop with a skeleton holding a flag on a bike and it makes him so fucking hard for no good reason lol. there's no one there really, except a few regulars, and you all go on the roof and watch the fireworks from the park, sharing a few beers and just vibing.

janitor!eddie is at the park helping wayne grill out. wayne, many years ago, took it upon himself to grill out for all the residents of the forrest hill park (esp the single moms lol). they'd play country patriotic music loud, and the kids ran through sprinklers in the day and with sparklers at night. wayne made hotdog and hamburgers and everyone else brought sides, sort of like a giant park picnic until the fireworks later. you and oliver and olivia came this year ofc, and oliver is so excited to see his grandpa and the fireworks. olivia goes back to the trailer with you to try and keep them from waking her up with the tv on full volume lol, so oliver sits in eddie's lap in the lawn chair watching the fireworks and eating a smore.

[m00n-baby]

Season four theory: Tory leaves Cobra Kai.

I initially wanted Tory to stay a villain, but after watching the trailer- I’ve changed my stance on this. I think Tory knows what’s up with Kreese. She knows that the training is affecting her, but she can’t leave.

Her situation is different from Robby’s. Robby can leave anytime he wants. If he goes to the LaRusso’s or his dad, they’d take him back immediately. Tory doesn’t have the option to just walk away. He’s paying her rent- and without Kreese she’d be back to working doubles and getting harassed by her landlord. Robby has no real reason to stay other than wanting to piss off his dad and the LaRusso’s by going to the dark side.

Tory has no one. Kreese doesn’t care about her, I highly doubt Silver will- so this teenage girl who is working two jobs has no one backing her up. Her mother is sick, and I have a strong feeling she will be the one dying in season four.

I think Kreese will use her mother’s death against her- to get her to win. Just like Turner did- except Kreese will not use this to break her, rather piss her off and get her to win. I think there’s going to be two divisions- a boys and a girls.

Miguel will win the boys against Robby- to have a two time champ like Johnny and Daniel, and to show a whole, ‘paralyzed boy recovers and defeats boy who paralyzed him,’ arc. And then Tory wins the girls division, after her mother’s death is used against her.

My theory of how this would happen- is that Tory and Robby are at the dojo alone with Silver and Kreese, for extra training a few hours before the tournament. Tory’s phone rings and she asks Robby to answer it- and it’s the hospital calling to say that her mother is dead and that she needs to come there immediately. Robby- going to Kreese to ask if he should tell her, is told to keep the information private. He needs a girl fighting for the female division, since the other girls in the dojo aren’t as strong as Tory.

So, I think the boys finals will fight first. Miguel vs Robby. As they’re fighting- Kreese pulls Tory aside- and breaks the news to her- right before she fights Sam. Obviously- Tory can’t just run out- so she’s left standing there- hurt- upset- conflicted. So the final rolls around for for Sam- and Tory beats her. She’s the first female to win the all valley (or atleast a division of the all valley, but still an all valley winner.)

I think Tory will finally realize that- Kreese never cared about her. She feels betrayed by the man she looked up to, by Robby who i assume will be her boyfriend this season as much as I hate it. I think Tory will finally realize that she’s practically in a cult, and similar to the TKK deleted scene with Bobby, she will throw down her belt in front of Kreese and throw away cobra kai for good.

I really want Johnny and Tory to have a scene where they talk. Or Daniel and Tory.

Johnny went through similar stuff when he was a kid- with Kreese. The manipulation, the feeling like he couldn’t leave, looking up to him because he had no one else. They have a similar temper- and I think Johnny could shine some light on Tory, and maybe even convince her to join Eagle Fang.

I would also love a Tory and Daniel chat. If he finds out about her mother dying, he will talk to her. Bring up how he lost his dad at a young age and how he knows what she’s going through and that he can help her. Now he probably wouldn’t be this nice- since the shit she put Sam through, but i think he knows that she’s not a bad person. Miyagi said that there’s no such thing as a bad student- only bad teachers. Tory’s not a bad person, But Kreese is and he’s affecting her.

So yes, Tory Nichols needs help and a real role model that can help her and who she can look up to without having to worry about getting strangled out in the parking lot for losing a fight- or her creepy land lord bothering her if she doesn’t keep showing up. So yes- I am rooting for her to Leave cobra kai. I honestly don’t think there’s any hope for Robby anymore- I thought there was but there wasn’t. The idea of him and Tory sharing a redemption arc just doesn’t seem realistic. Robby has just joined while Tory has been there from the start- and she knows more than he does. And judging by the trailer- Robby seems to be the favorite. So not only that would piss her off- I think this season will be her last in the cobra kai dojo. Maybe we’ll finally see her join Eagle Fang and get a real redemption arc.

[lickthefishes]

Ok I been gone a wile. Here are three bad ones. Will never forget these. In chronological order

8yo friend is playing with a lighter he stole from his mom wile under a polyester comforter. It catches fire melts to his skin and burns down the house. When they find him he is a melted boy somehow still alive with a plastic shell where his skin used to be. Still remember the screams. Doctors removed the plastic and all tissue it was attached to after parents refused to pull the plug. He screamed for a week straight until his heart and lungs finally gave out.

Working at a gas station in a small town a young (11yo) girl would come in every day to buy a single Hershey bar after school. Lived across the road from my store and bus dropped her off in our parking lot. One day she goes missing. A few days pass and police find her naked gutted raped and crucified to a tree. Police chiefs son and daughter had both just come home from a private school for troubled kids the week before. Coroner ruled it accidental death/natural causes from low blood sugar. Girls mother killed herself in our parking lot the day after she was found.

Driving down the highway a trucker was on his phone. Hits another truck at 75 mph car behind him has no time to react. Next three cars have domino effect crashes completely flattening the first car into the back of the tractor trailer. I pull over as I am right next to the accident as it happened and put out the fires. Pull the windshield out of the car and find an elderly man with almost every limb lacerated to the bone in atleast one major area. No one wants to move over to let the ambulance in so it is stuck behind 5miles of traffic. I then hold the during 80yo combat vet in my arms trying to comfort him as he keeps asking where his grandson is and calling me by his sons name until he finally passes from the shock and blood loss. Currently I am the only witness to the accident that can testify on the truckers murder/negligent homicide charges as all other people who saw it left the scene or were considered victims/suspects

I’ve seen some pretty rough shit keeps me up at night most nights and can’t remember the last time I slept longer than 2-3 hours

[roseyserpents]

Hostage

Summary: you're taken by the Ghoulies while walking home one night and it's up to the Serpents to get you back.

Warnings: kidnapping, violence, near drowning

Word count: 1,876

A/N: I haven't posted in a while so have something I haven't edited (this is rly bad sry not sry)

Posted: January 14, 2020 1:27 P.M. CT

"What are you doing all by yourself so late?" A voice asks from behind you, a chill running down your spine as you turn around. You see a man you'd seen many pictures of and heard many stores about, Malachi the leader of the Ghoulies.

"Ah, you're a Serpent." He grins, referring to the tattoo below your collarbone. "Are you the princess I've been hearing everyone talk about?"

You stay quiet and put on a face of stone. A Serpent never shows cowardice, You think, cursing yourself for leaving your knife at home. Malachi scans your figure and expression, looking for a chink in your armour.

"Well as you know it's not very safe to walk around the South alone, so I guess we'll be your company."

"What--?" You say right before someone behind you holds a rag against your mouth, your hands and feet viciously attacking the person holding you but the chemical in the rag was slowly taking away your strength until your eyes roll back in your head.

-

Toni checks the time on her phone after being woken up by someone knocking on her door, groaning when they don't stop. She stands up and trudges down the hall, opening the door and being met with Jughead.

"Uh hey Jughead? What're you doing here so early?" She asks.

"Is Y/n here?" He questions, peering slightly over her shoulder to look for himself.

"No, last I saw her was school Thursday. She probably stayed over at someone else's house."

Jughead nods before saying a quick goodbye and moving on. His fear got worse and worse after each person told him you weren't with them. He assured everyone he talked to everything was fine even when he knew it definitely wasn't, especially when he crossed off the last name on his mental list with Cheryl.

"Hey Sweet Pea can I talk to you?" Jughead asks, Sweet Pea finishing a conversation before walking towards him in a quiet corner of the Wyrm. At that point you'd been gone about three days and concern was growing in Jughead's head. "Y/n hasn't been home. I don't know where she is."

Sweet Pea stiffens at Jughead's words, worry displayed in his eyes though he tried to hide it. "Where do you think she is?"

"I don't know, but it must have something to do with the Ghoulies." He replies, referring to the increasing tension between the two gangs.

"We need to tell the others." Sweet Pea says glancing at Toni and Fangs playing pool.

"No, if we do it'll just make things worse. Only me, my dad, and you know."

"Well then we need to schedule a meeting with Penny."

-

Sweet Pea, Jughead, and FP sit gathered in the Jones trailer as FP sets down a phone in the middle of the table, the three Serpents waiting anxiously for someone to pick up.

"Took you long enough to call." Penny's voice says after she answers the phone.

"I'm not playing any games Penny." FP hisses. "Where's Y/n?"

"Don't worry your precious little daughter is safe. Or atleast for now."

"I swear to God if you lay a hand on her-"

"If you want your princess back," she cuts him off, "Meet me at the East side of sweet water."

"How do I know you have her?" FP asks, tapping his finger on the table and leaning on it.

"Here." There's rustling on the other end before you speak into the phone in a weak voice, "Dad?"

"Y/n, we're coming okay?"

"Hurry they're not-" you're cut off by the sound of skin on skin, a small whimper following it.

"Don't touch her!" Sweet Pea yells, slamming his fist down on the table.

"East side of Sweetwater. Friday eleven sharp." Penny says before hanging up, leaving the Serpents on the other end frustrated and scared for your life.

FP had announced to the rest of the Serpents the Ghoulies had kidnapped you that night, anger rising amongst the members. Everyone in the Whyte Wyrm that night prepared for a war against the Ghoulies the tensions preparing to snap.

-

Friday approached slowly for you. The two days after the call the Ghoulies had treated you worse than before, more bruises and cuts littering your body including a large gash on your upper side where your Serpent tattoo used to be. You'd lost a few pounds due to lack of food and heavy bags sat above shallow cheeks on your face, dry blood trails caking your face. A bag had been thrown over your head before you were thrown into a van, a bumpy fifty minute ride follows before you're thrown out, the bag being ripped off your head. You're kneeled down in front of Penny Peabody, someone tying your hands together with thick rope.

"The snakes are really desperate to get their princess back." She smirks, tapping the end of a knife in her hand. She nods to the person behind you who hoists you to your feet, you nearly collapse due to being so weak. "Not much left though."

She grabs your arm and harshly pulls you to the side, bruises forming under her fingertips as she wraps her other arm around your shoulders. The knife in her hand lies on your collarbone, the cold blade chilling your skin.

Hope blooms in your chest as you see multiple motorcycles pull up to the bank, Serpents jumping off of them and approaching the scene. The first people you see are your dad, your brother, Sweet Pea, Fangs, and Toni, and you never thought you could be more relieved to see them. All of their gazes are set on you and Penny, her knife now held against your throat.

"Let her go." FP growls, stepping closer causing Penny to step backwards and closer to the harsh current of the river the cliff you stood on overlooked.

"If you get any closer in cutting her open and dumping her into the river like Jason Blossom." She says, you closing your eyes and swallowing the tears building up in your throat.

"What do you want, Penny?" Jughead asks, your eyes opening again to watch the fight to see which side would get you.

"I want more power." She answers. "The Ghoulies have lived in your shadow for far too long. I want more of our territory back."

"Fine. Take your territory and give us Y/n." FP says, gesturing to you.

"I'll take that but you won't take her." Penny says. Everything seems to happen in slow motion. She pulls the knife away from your throat, a small trail of crimson blood dripping down your neck where it was. She pushes you backwards, sending you right into the black waves of Sweetwater. The part of the river you all gathered by was one of the strongest, the current easily pulling you under more than you could stay above due to your strength being deplenished. You thrash around, taking breaths as much as you though you started breathing in water more than air the longer you are in the river. Your clothes weighed you down, trying to drag you to the depths of the water. You hear people call your name but you can't respond, only focus on trying not to drown. You see a log reaching into the water from shore, your arms wrapping around one of the brittle branches as if your life depended on it - which it practically did. You desperately look around for someone, finally seeing Sweet Pea, Fangs, and Toni run towards the tree. The look frantic as they try to find a way to reach out to you without breaking the branch you clinged to. Eventually Sweet Pea inches as close as he could, lying down on the dirt with one of his hands reached out towards you. You try to grab it but almost get swept back into the current forcing you to wrap your arm back around the log and your eyes to squeeze shut.

"Y/n, you need to grab my hand." Sweet Pea yells over the sound of the rushing water.

"I'm gonna fall." You say, almost to quiet for him to hear.

"I won't let you. You just need to trust me." He tries to reason, the sound of wood cracking ringing through the air. Reluctantly you reach out again, this time your shaky hand getting hold of his firm one. "I've got you." He says, pulling you out of the water and onto shore. Once you are on land, you throw your arms around him and shake with an exhausted sob, burying your face in the crook of his neck. His arms snake around you, holding you firmly against him after pulling you both further away from the water.

"Come on." He says quietly, scooping you up in his arms and carrying you back to where the Serpents had chased away the Ghoulies. He sets you down, FP and Jughead running up and pulling you into a tight hug, a weak smile spreading on your face.

"Thank you." You whisper before pulling away. "Can I um spend the night at Peas?" Your dad looks from your disheveled appearance to Sweet Pea standing a few feet back before sighing.

"Don't take your eye of her, boy." He says, pointing a finger at the boy next to you. Sweet Pea nods, wrapping an arm around you and leading you to his bike.

It's a short ride back to the trailer park, Sweet Pea giving you some of his clothes to wear. The two of you sat on his couch for about an hour while he patched up the cuts and bruises and other marks left on your body from the Ghoulies, his hands gently working with each one until he's done. After he puts away the first aid kit he leads you by your hand to his room, both of you lying down facing each other. You could hear a party being thrown outside most likely for the victory over the Ghoulies, but neither of you bothered to look or go out.

"I thought about you a lot." You whisper, looking up at Sweet Pea. "It's like the only thing that kept me going, that I knew I'd be back here."

Sweet Peas arms tighten around you and pull you closer into his chest, his chin resting on the top of your head after he presses a kiss to your hair. Your legs tangle with his, your eyes shutting in peace.

"I'm sorry." He says, his voice quiet. "I should've walked with you instead of making you walk alone."

"It's not your fault." You say, pulling away slightly to look at him. "I'm the daughter of the King of Serpents and the girlfriend of a higher up, I'm a target. Something like this was bound to happen."

"How did I get so lucky as to end up with the strongest girl I know?" He asks, a smile tugging at his lips.

"Same way I got so lucky as to end up with the absolute perfect boy." You smile, leaning in and pressing a gentle kiss to his lips, warmth spreading through you.

"I love you." Sweet Pea hums against your lips.

"I love you."

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Feast your eyes upon my compilation of Stranger Things theory’s. Some original, some taken from elsewhere, and some taken from elsewhere with a twist. Most things are scattered. Whoops. Feel free to give ideas/feedback.

Chief Hopper = Eleven's real Dad? (How does he stay in contact with Eleven while she is in the upside down?) (Sarah?) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQKBEBWqu4I)

Is Chief Hopper's daughter Sarah a test subject like Eleven?

Dr. Martin Brenner dead? Who's in charge now?

Fake statement from Dr. Martin Brenner? (dead?)

Thessalhydra?

Stranger Things Season 2 takes place in 1984, Ghostbusters came out in 1984.

New character (Max) One of the episodes (Season 2) is called "MADMAX"

One episode (S2) is called "THE PALACE" (Is this a larger corporation behind the Hawkins Lab?) (Wheeler's house?)

One episode (S2) is called "POLLYWOG" (Tadpole) Is Will the "tadpole"? Does will turn into a monster?

Season 2 takes place one year later, Eleven is confirmed to be in S2.

One episode (S2) is called "THE SECRET CABIN" Is this where Eleven is hiding?

One episode (S2) is called "The Lost Brother" Does Eleven have a brother? Did Terry Ives have twins?

New character is a radio host, will the kids attempt to make a radio strong enough to connect to Eleven?

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not it, is it? No, there's a medal ceremony Oh, a medal ceremony? What are you talking about? - And - The campaign was way too short. - Yeah! - It was ten hours! But it doesn't make any sense. - It makes sense. - Uh, no, what about the lost knight? And the proud princess? And those weird flowers in the cave? - I don't know, it's -"

"The campaign was way too short." - Referencing how long the season was

"What about the lost knight?" Possibly referencing Chief Hopper, or Jonathan

"And the proud princess?" Referencing Eleven, or Nancy

'And those weird flowers in the cave?" Possibly referencing the eggos Chief Hopper left for Eleven

In S1xE8 Will chooses to fireball the Thessalhydra and hits it, killing it.

- Later. - It was a seven. - Huh? The roll, it was a seven. The Demogorgon, it got me.

Will was in the upside down for 7 days, he rolled a 7.

Is Sarah/Terry Ives the 7th test subject?

Eleven has the tattoo 011 on her forearm, Hawkins lab was planning to create atleast 100 test subjects.

Will has a slug come out of him in episode 8, is he incubating eggs? Does he turn into a monster?

In the new trailer, Chief Hopper Might be in "The Secret Cabin" when the the storm comes.

In the beginning of the new trailer, you can see Eleven with a bloody nose.

"there will be more of that for seasons to come" (SEASONS) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNr5hLbUWls) | (http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/stranger-things-season-two-cast-9231559) "Yes, the co-creators have said they're up for it but it will end after four or five seasons."

The Duffer Brothers confirmed Millie will be in every episode

Charlie Heaton Said "From episode 1-4, it's gonna be a ride. Episode 4 is a big episode."

In season 2, the gate is still open. In S1 E5, Mike asks Mr. Clark "But what if this gate already existed?" Which Mr. Clark replied "Well if it did, I think we would know. It would affect gravity, magnetic fields, it might even swallow us whole."

In a season 2 teaser, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArdlXQ7Id5I) a newscaster says "Goodnight everyone; and whatever you do, avoid Merkwood this Halloween."

(Unknown) License plate is 2Xw91e1 on agents car

In the very last episode about 10 minutes before the end, Chief Hopper exits the hospital and gets into a black car with two men in suits. The camera hangs on the license plate for about 2 seconds and the plate reads "2Xw91E1" Which I interpreted as "Two times, watch 9-1 Episode 1" So I re-watched episode 1 from minutes 9-10. The open shot after the credits is of a drawing on Chief Hopper's living room wall. The drawing is a stick figure drawing of presumably Hopper, his wife and daughter. It is in the same style as the drawing that Hopper finds when he breaks into the lab earlier in the season when he thinks Will is being held hostage by the 'Government Organization'. Other insights: There is a flashback in the last episode of Hopper and his daughter in a park - she has blonde hair and is suddenly terrified of something and Hopper tells her to relax and breathe. Earlier in the season 11 is looking at her reflection with the blonde wig on and is fascinated with how she looks. Hopper believes that the government can completely cover up someones death, even though doctors have presumed the person dead and realizes this to be true when not only discovering that Will's body is a fake at the morgue - but also in speaking with the woman who supposedly had a miscarriage in the third trimester and her baby was never born - also presumably taken and experimented on becoming '11' But what if that was all a red herring? What if 11 is not this woman's daughter but is actually the daughter of Chief Hopper? Could that also explain why they were willing to let he and Will's mother live and search for Will instead of killing them both outright when they had the imprisoned at the compound? Also at the very end of the last episode he places some food and an wrapped Eggo in the box in the woods which looked like the same place he found the hatched egg in when Joyce and he were searching for Will in the 'Upside Down'.

Does Will have unknown powers? How did he contact Joyce while he was in the upside-down?

(Re-Stated Theories) The Duffers have said that S2 will introduce a few "critical" characters.

Sadie Sink has an older jock type brother in S2  (Played by Dacre Montgomery). She will also be the love interest for Dustin and Lucas. The first episode of S2 is called "MADMAX", this is most likely the episode where Max meets the boys. Nothing (so far) hints at Eleven having a sister, but she might have a brother. The very last episode of S2 is called "The Lost Brother". This is either referencing Will, Jonathan, or it might even hint that Eleven has a brother.

I'm just glad Eleven is back. Episode 8 of S2 is called "The Brain" (There will be 9 episodes in S2). This episode could reveal the history of Brenner's experiments done on her (possible) mother, Terry Ives. This could also somehow strengthen El's powers.

(Sorry for the scattered episodes)

Episode 6 of S2 is called "The Pollywog". Dustin is confirmed to have a new alien like creature as a pet. This episode could introduce the new pet, or possibly a larvae stage monster from the upside down.

Episode 3 of S2 is called "The Storm". When we think of a storm, we think of lightning. As we saw multiple times throughout Season 1, beings in the Upside-Down can manipulate electricity in the real world. (Remember how Nancy and Jonathan were able to predict the Demogorgon’s arrival in the Season 1 finale?) But if the gate to the Upside-Down starts to weaken in Season 2, it could result in a major electrical storm. Since Mike, Dustin, and Lucas met Eleven in a downpour in the first season, this could also mark the return of Eleven.

Is Eleven both "Jane" and "Sarah"? Eleven could be both Sarah and Jane without Hopper and Terry having a previous relationship, Terry was convinced that her baby had powers and she believed that was the reason why they took her, but maybe that wasn't exactly true, maybe the authorities took her because they saw Terry as an unfit parent, a single young hippie mother who claims a secret agency gave her baby powers via hard drugs to fight in the war is not someone who would get much respect or credibility (or help of any kind) in the conservative society of a small town in the 80's, it is possible they took Jane and gave her up for adoption to Hopper and his wife, they renamed her Sarah and when her powers started to show up, the same people responsible for them, who had been looking for her since she was took from Terry made it look like she died of cancer and also did something to Terry so she wouldn't talk, they let Terry keep her sanity while the child was with Hopper and his family because they may have needed her to find her daughter but now that they have her, they don't need Terry any more and if she could talk she would be a threat but it would be too suspicious if they killed her.

MIKE SCREAMED "ELEVEN!" IN S2 TRAILER, SHE'S BACK.

Casting Call for: "Females who are willing to have their hair chopped down to a buzzcut."

The gate to the Upside-Down was created when Eleven touched the Demogorgon. Will seems to have some sort of PTSD, which causes him to see the Upside-Down as seen in S1xE8. Could Will see Eleven in one of the flashes, and bring her back?

Casting Call: NOW CASTING MIDDLE SCHOOL AGE KIDS FOR MULTIPLE DAY BOOKING *IF YOU HAVE BEEN SENT AN AVAILABILITY CHECK FOR THESE DATES ALREADY, PLEASE DO NOT RESUBMIT YOUR CHILD* 1) MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS Boys and Girls - Ages 8-14yrs old - All Ethnicities Please see specifics on what we are looking for: GIRLS: Between the heights: 4'6" - 5'3" - Short hair styles, shoulder length or shorter. Bangs are great. Natural hair styles & colors ONLY! BOYS: Between the heights of: 4'8" - 5'6" - Longer hair styles and willing to be "cut to style" - we are looking for hair 2" all around or longer - Please let us know if they are willing to have their hair cut if needed. LOCATION: TBD, ATLANTA GA, OR SURROUNDING CITIES - MUST BE FLEXIBLE WITH LOCATION SHOOT DATES: Tuesday, MAY 23rd and Wednesday, MAY 24th RATE: $72/8hrs SUBJECT LINE: MIDDLE SCHOOL 23 AND 24 2) MIDDLE SCHOOLERS WITH REAL DANCE EXPERIENCE Boys and Girls - Ages 8-15yrs - All Ethnicities *PLEASE LIST ALL DANCE EXPERIENCE IN SUBMISSION! We are looking kids who could learn choreography quickly and have experience performing on stage, camera, classes, etc. GIRLS: Shorter hair styles, shoulder length or shorter. Bangs are great. Natural hair styles & colors ONLY! BOYS: Longer hair styles and willing to be "cut to style" - we are looking for hair 2" all around or longer - Please let us know if they are willing to have their hair cut if selected. LOCATION: TBD, ATLANTA GA, OR SURROUNDING CITIES - MUST BE FLEXIBLE WITH LOCATION DANCE REHEARSAL DATE (Mandatory): Monday, May 22nd SHOOT DATES: Tuesday, May 23rd and Wednesday, May 24th RATE: $72/8hrs + Fitting / Rehearsal Bump, TBD SUBJECT LINE: MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCER

Snowball? Pumpkindisco?

[lovingyoubetter]

Things I REALLY wish I knew before becoming a Mom

Do you know that feeling that tugs at you after you've gotten yourself into a sticky situation you can't get yourself out of? That is EXACTLY what motherhood is like most of the time. First-time motherhood to be exact! Sticky AND permanent.

Growing up, I've always been the nurturing and "motherly" type,  always drawn to the babies in the room. I figured, motherhood must surely be a walk in the park - who wouldn't want to spend every single moment with a cute little human? I got the shock of my life after having my own child.

I became a first time mom at the age of 25 and although it IS the best thing in the whole wide world, there are about a gazillion trillion things I still wish I had known before becoming a mom.

* It's a Lifetime subscription

If you picture a cute community of friends and other mommies always picnicking around you when you think of motherhood - think again. I mean sure, you might have an entourage close by to help with the baby and recovery BUT below all of that is a pool of loneliness. Gut-wrenching loneliness. Why? Everyone has a life. Everyone gets to say "Okay, I'll be going now. Love you, Bye!" and off they go, back to their lives. You on the other hand - can't. Or, even better, if you decide to go -  you have your own personalised handbag with eyes, ears and toes!

* Motherhood is (extremely) lonely

Looking at other mothers from outside might make it seem as if they are completely acing this role. Or atleast I used to think so. After having my own, it suddenly struck me just how many things I couldn't be a part of anymore and how many things I had to do on my own. Friday night? The Movies? Sunday brunch with friends? 2AM Drive-through's? Forget all those! You'll be stuck at home ,mostly in silence staring at your phone or reading a book while your bundle of joy takes a nap.

* You Will change

If you think you will remain the same after housing and birthing a whole human being - THINK again! Motherhood will change almost everything about you. From your personality, your style, your tolerance, your patience levels (or lack thereof) and so much more! Most of these changes will be for the best while some of them, not so much. For instance, you might just loose your mind for good. Yes I SAID IT! You might literally go crazy to a point of no return! Some mommies go completely AWOL after childbirth. You'll look in the mirror and not recognize who that is. It happens!

* You will experience love like no other

The best thing in life after caramel, is having a baby. Your heart will swell up beyond your throat with so much love, you can almost spit it out. Your tiny human who looks at you with magical eyes and a smile that melts your whole existence will bring out so much love from you! He or she might spend a fraction of the time driving you insane, but apart from those moments, it will be mostly love and adoration you feel.

* Your relationship will change

The Relationship you currently have with your significant other can and will change if not guarded. Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong" and that's precisely the point I am trying to make. IF you and your partner do not put measures in place to deal with the wave of hormones, insecurities and down-right madness that comes with having a baby, you might find yourself in a tricky situation. The aim is to remain a team through everything life throws at you. You might need to learn and unlearn a lot of common things you both did to keep the ball rolling. The dynamics of presenting a united front to yourselves and your baby still puzzles me to this day. Some days will be better than others, but I've realised that laughter truly is the best medicine. Learn to laugh it out if it isn't worth a melt-down.  

* You'll need a home alter-ego

Think Sasha Fierce, but specifically for your house. For the sake of your child and maintaining an untainted aura in your house, you will have to learn to wear that smile even when you don't feel like it. Babies feed off from your energy as its presented to them and as such, you want to make sure you aren't feeding them trash. Yes, this includes a bad day, a fight with a colleague, family drama, traffic on your way home, financial difficulties, stress, or even conflict with your partner (you might want to have a peek at THIS regarding your relationship and conflict). From the minute you walk into the house, you have to put on your happiest mood ever. Perform Sis. Atleast until your little one falls asleep.

* You will ALWAYS be busy

Goodbye Me-TIme! Regardless of how much help you get, you as a person will always be busy. Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. BUSY - BUSY- BUSY!!  Your mind will always be running on over-drive. Diaper changes, bottles, the best teething ring, raising a happy baby, your baby daddy, the dynamics of having a family, where's your phone, forgotten passwords, keeping healthy, a non-existent social life...the list goes on and on. I'll give you a dime if you showed me a mom who is thinking of nothing.  Just relaxing and thinking of Absolutely nothing! What pure bliss!  

* Your partner might take a while to catch up

The thing about pregnancy and motherhood is that you kind of build a strong bond with your baby along the way. It comes gradually and naturally you can't pin-point when exactly it happened for you. You slowly ease into being pregnant and walk around with baby all the time. Then the excitement hits and you start shopping around and getting ready. When it comes to our partners, it's a completely different story. You will need to be a little more patient with him when it comes to this. Remember he didn't have a belly, or feel little kicks or give birth. He has no hormones. He might even see nothing wrong with going out with the boys the very day you come home from hospital with a newborn! It's not because he doesn't love you or his child - he just has to slowly ease into it. Allow him that chance.

* Google will be your all-in-one friend

As a mom, you will turn into a professional researcher. Need a pedaetrician/ therapist/ doctor/ expert/ pick-me-upper/ personal coach? Look no further. You will be googling E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G! From your child's bowel movement (colour/frequency), how long they sleep, if your vag will pull itself together and when, how to do everything, why this is peeling, why that is chapping, why you feel this way, why your partner did this, horoscopes, you name it! At one point I caught myself typing in "Why do I hate my partner so much!?" SILLY, I know. Turns out, it was hormones! I felt like his life was going on as normal while I was stuck at home with leaking boobs, uneven skin and falling hair! Add no social life to the mix while he's having the time of his life! I became resentful and mean and I needed answers.

I still maintain, Motherhood is amazing and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the whole wide world. I still wish I had watched a trailer or two beforehand. Maybe even a couple of previous episodes just to prepare myself.

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The Second Day

Summary: by the time you were seventeen almost all of your friends had found their soulmate except you. Losing hope, your friend convinces you to give it three more days to try and find them

Warnings: cursing (literally one word), alcoholic mother

Word count: 1,220

A/N: This is part 2! Thank you for all the support so far! Taglist is still open!

"So, are we going to talk about how you slept with Sweet Pea last night or just ignore it?" Toni says after worming her way through the crowd of your classmates, shutting your locker and walking next to you as you walk to your next class.

"I did not sleep with him," You say, keeping your eyes focused on the path to your classroom, "We slept on the same couch because there was nowhere else to sleep."

"So you slept together." She says, causing you to roll your eyes and give a heavy sigh.

"Okay enough about Sweet Pea, have you and Cheryl got any leads?" You ask, changing the subject, breathing a sigh of relief when she lets the conversation flow.

"Well now I do." She says.

"It's not Sweet Pea." You say, raising your brow to emphasize your words.

"How do you know?" Toni questions, "do you know what his mark is?"

You pause before replying, "No, but there's no way we're soulmates. We can't stand each other."

"Maybe you'll grow on each other."

"Toni. No." You say, sliding into your desk, "and today is day two so there's two days until I give up on ever finding my soulmate."

"You know this would be a lot easier if you would be more optimistic about this." Your pink haired friend says, looking to you as you shrug.

"I'm not a very optimistic person."

-

"Sweet Pea are you okay?" Fangs asks, turning towards the raven haired Serpent. You glance at him across the lunch table, quirking a brow as you find him poking at his food much against he usual as he'd wolf down food. Fangs words seem to snap him out of his trance as he drops his fork and turns towards his friend.

"Yeah yeah I'm fine." He says in a not so convincing tone. "Just didn't get enough sleep."

"Probably because you're two times the size of the couch." You mumble under your breath, though he sends you a glare telling you he heard the remark.

"Maybe if you didn't take up more than half of it I could fit." He says through his teeth.

"Damn someone's in a bad mood." You say, neither of you saying anything else. You notice him whisper something to Fangs, a surprised expression taking on his face followed by Sweet Pea nodding. You choose to ignore it but think about what they could've been talking about the rest of the day, wanting to know the seemingly important secret the two boys had up until you got to your trailer.

"What're you doing here?" Your mom slurs as she opens the door, slumped against the cracked frame.

"Coming home from school." You say confused and annoyed at the question and her appearance, her fingers loosely wrapped around the green neck of a beer bottle.

"Nuh uh." She says, pushing you back when you tried to walk inside. "You don't live hear anymore. You've been running around joining gangs and shit, I don't want you. Go."

You stare at her for a minute, giving her a look of disbelief and disgust. You knew she was a horrible mother, but you didn't think she'd go so far as to kick you out and practically disown you. Even if she was the absolute worst at it, she was your mother, mother's weren't supposed to do this to their children. Something in you finally snapped as you took another look at her disheveled appearance. Dark circles pooled under her eyes, her hair greasy and knotted into rats nests. Her oder told you it'd been atleast a week since she got a shower, your nose wrinkling in disgust. This person was not your mother. Not anymore atleast. She was some drunk who slept with whoever she could get to bed and didn't care to put food on the table or pay for electricity. You square your jaw and clench your fists in anger before turning around and swinging your leg over your motorcycle, revving the engine before speeding off to God knows where.

You end up at the bank of Sweetwater, walking to edge and finding a place to let your feet dangle into the cool water. Your mind raced from thought to thought, going from where would you sleep to feeling unwanted by everybody around you.

"What are you doing here?" Someone says from behind you causing you to jump. You groan as you turn around and see Sweet Pea, going back to looking at the river.

"What's it to you, it's not like you own this piece of land." You grumble, barely speaking loud enough for him to hear.

"Can you ever say anything nice?" He asks, sitting down a small distance away from you.

"I'm not exactly in a nice mood." You sigh, hugging your arms around yourself.

There's a long dragged out pause before Sweet Pea says anything, "Wanna talk about it?"

You turn to face him, scanning his face to see if he was trying to poke fun at you but you see his question is genuine. You let out a sigh before reluctantly talking, "My mom kicked me out."

He raises his brow, looking at the damp grass below him before looking back to you. "That... Sucks." You nod. "Where are you gonna stay?"

You shrug. "Probably with Fangs. Or at the school like Jug."

It's quiet again as both of you watch the water of the river hit the bank you both sat on, each small wave seeming to wave a goodbye to the both of you before disappearing into the gentle steady pace that carried the rest of the water. You leaned on your hands, your gaze flickering to Sweet Pea a few times but never lingering more than two seconds. There was an oddly calm atmosphere between the two of you, for once anger not disrupting the peace of it. It was different, but you definitely weren't complaining about the lack of yelling.

"What's your mark?" Sweet Pea asks, keeping his gaze at the sky as you turn to look at him, quirking a brow. He looks to you and answers your questioning look, "everyone's been asking each other recently."

You ponder telling him something so special and personal to you before taking the small jump, lifting your shirt slightly to show him the black outline of a heart on your waist. You watch as his eyes trail down to it, quickly pulling the fabric of your shirt down when he attempts to reach towards it.

"Well as great as this has been, I need to talk to Fangs." You say, stretching after standing up. You pull the edges of your Serpents jacket and you walk towards your bike, revving the engine before your drive down the bumpy dirt road without looking back at Sweet Pea. A strange feeling sat in your stomach the entire trip to Sunnyside Trailer Park, not quite butterflies but not quite the annoyance you felt earlier. It bothered you you were suddenly feeling this, knowing it did but wishing it didn't have anything to do with Sweet Pea. But the more and more you thought about it, the more and more pieces started to fall into place.

"We need to talk." The text on your phone reads, right under Sweet Peas name.

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