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[nugget-gender]

canon

[whoisthatstrangeimbecile]

lantern custody

omg omg i had a stupid au idea i talked with a friend idk if thats you lmaoaom

where the beast really did put the woodsman's daughter's soul in the lantern and beast does try to help (hes still a fucking asshole manipulative bitch) and they keep fighting each other on who takes care of the lantern best insulting each other having divorce arguments its absolutely fucking buck wild

[ribbononline]

Quick dooble as celebration of catching back up with Pyroclasm by @aceofintuition go read etc etc!!!

[dirtbra1n]

hello! its tashiro anon with another random idea, this time valentine flavoured since its everywhere and i cant escape

i think tashiro would try to make handmade goods for his friends,, maybe not immediately but like after seeing somewhere just how happy it can make someone to receive handmade sweets he would go 'oh i gotta try that' and what better day is it to give them then the chocolate day?

it definitely would take multiple tries to get it good but i can see him presenting them proudly to them. the shape is not perfect and neither is his packaging but his smile alone would be enough to make ones heart feel full i think,,, kuresawa would probably immediately send it to his gf with the caption 'someones trying to give me valentine chocolates'

he would make some to hanzawa too,, although if he would actually manage to give them is debatable, i think it could create a cute scenario

thats all have a great day!

TASHIRO ANON!!! HI!!! I do always love to be brain blasted into the wall

I’m writing this as thoughts develop Went and opened up the second years novel because there’s a chapter about white day. tashiro anon did you know this chapter is crazy There’s some really crazy stuff in here. kuresawa’s always got insanely Something things to say about his friends IIII’m suddenly dizzy okay anyway. kuresawa’s crazy ANYWAY

really really fun thing about tashiro is that he can kind of. do anything he puts his mind to. he sees what kind of expression someone can make when receiving chocolates and goes Oh I can do that. I need to do that. and he does. looks up a recipe at home jots it down and makes a day of going to the grocery store. browses aisles with his hands at the back of his neck. realizes he needs like, a basket at least. helps one of the bathhouse ladies with her stuff when they cross paths. laughs raucously when she jokes a little crassly about how busy her valentine’s day is gonna be.

gets home three hours later with a few bags worth of stuff and things. headband keeping stray hair out of his eyes. squinting at his handwriting. chocolate! some a little lumpy others bigger than he meant them to be. takes a nibble and they taste fine. it’s not like he’s someone’s girlfriend doing this, anyway. a few lumps aren’t gonna kill anyone. except the lump in his throat, maybe, What kind of thought was that even? ha ha ha I have fun

brings them in the next day though, yeah, and kuresawa texts his girlfriend and she replies Reject them. and tashiro’s protests can be heard from the rooftop. miyano almost starts to argue before he looks at tashiro’s face, the barest trace of maidenly anticipation. and he takes them staring at the floor and his ears warm. Fine, he thinks. and he says thank you, and tashiro whoops.

shirahama gets his thrown at him, second he comes through the door. catches them last minute. starts sniffling with damp eyes.

and you’re so right tashiro anon…. some dedicated to hanzawa senpai. when’s he supposed to even give them to him? is the sort of question on his mind. he’s passing the packaging between his two hands, back and forth, on his way out of school. down the street. after practice, so the crisp not-yet-spring air is biting at him a little. downhill to the bathhouse.

serendipitous, hanzawa senpai standing in the middle of the street. it isn’t a steep decline but it feels like one.

Tashiro-kun, hanzawa senpai calls up at him. he looks small from up here but his voice is the same as ever—just a little surprised.

tashiro, eyes wide and earnest, holding his full hand up, calls back down, Chocolate!

[natural-technological]

A familiar man with blondish-brown hair and silver eyes was walking down the halls, aggressively brushing out his hair with his hands with an annoyed expression. Kicking at the corner of a bookshelf in annoyance.

“GodDAMMIT! UGH!”

"Well hello to you too, snowflake."

[Viktor had a tremor in his voice that didn't match the words being spoken.]

[caracello]

is this not the most beautiful stunning perfect computer you've ever seen in your life???? sweet thing?!?!??!?!

[the-flower-karasu]

A PSA to all my fellow Akechi!Muns/Fem!Akechi!Muns; I know my Gemini Thieves Verse specifically has Gogo has the inoocent and ignorant twin who isn’t Shido’s Hitman, but I am willing to fudge the verse a little so that any Dupes are the innocent twin, while Gogo is the Hitman~

[charc-arts]

acidbathcat (from the candice owens post) is a huge terf :(

Woof ty for the head's up anon; gonna delete my current rb+block and rb from the second person on 👍

[dpspcehntr]

Love & Deepspace NSFW Headcannons

Part Two

Pairing: L&DS Main 4 x Reader

Warnings: P in V, consensual somnophilia, squirting, praise kink, over stimulation, pussy eating, sexting, phone sex, leashes, top/bottom dynamics, dry humping (ask me to add more if I missed any)

A/N: This is my first time writing for L&DS so I’m a bit nervous! Not super organized, just my overall thoughts and observations. Please feel free to leave questions, comments or requests in my askbox!

ZAYNE

Bit of a perv and loves to keep a pair of your underwear in a locked drawer in his office for “late nights at the hospital”

Will top at most times but has been known to let you take control and cum really hard when you do

Takes his time on his off day making you cum an ungodly amount of times, most times however it’s just a quicky to help relieve some stress in the pockets of free time you both have

Sexting is big for the both of you (also phone sex), he loves to hear the way you call out for him

Doesn’t make a lot of noise but when he does you know he’s close

Love missionary so he can look in your eyes and watch you cum (and monitor if you might’ve overdone it since he is your doctor)

XAVIER

He loves to wake up to you humping his hard on and makes quick work to satisfy you

Loves dry humping overall and cumming in his clothes

Service top, loves when you order him around

Loves to wear a collar and be on a leash (probably the most kink friendly)

Very noisy in bed and loves to hear you moan for him

Favorite position is anything where you’re on top where he can see your body bouncing on him

RAFAYEL

Pussy whipped to high heavens

He would say he’s a top but he is a SWITCH! Loves being in both roles and loves it more when you go back and forth in a single session

He will do anything to be in between your legs (merman’s gotta get his water from somewhere)

Heightened smell means he can’t get enough of how good you smell (and he knows when you want him)

Talks so much and LOVES to be praised (even if it makes him embarrassed at times)

Loves to feel your body pressed against him and rutting into you

SYLUS

Overstimulation is the name of the game, no orgasm denial here! It’s orgasm overload and you’ll be feeling it for days

Service top! Will do literally anything you ask but he will be a tease about it

Loves to eat you out without care for how much your legs shake and will drink your squirt like water

Not super rough unless you ask but loves to leave a mark or two

Not much of a moaner but loves to grunt and sometimes growl

Doggystyle is his favorite cause he loves to slam you onto him

[nugget-gender]

Do you think Don Quixote would voice admiration for Ishmael's fine bosom in a humorous way?

Do you think Don would absolutely fucking LOSE it seeing Wetsuit Ishmael take off her heavy duty vest and just letting them hang?

YES. AS WIULD I. DON QUIXOTE IS SO ME IN THIS MOMENT. BUT ALSO YES.

"Lady Ishmael, thine bosom is wondrous as the Red Mist herself! Prithee allow me to hold thine notable countenance?" or something along those lines

for the second scenario, "WOAH MAMA!!!"

[fallenclan]

OFFICIAL TUMBLR JURY SUMMONS TO: @fallenclan

ADDRESS: 47.1915° N, 52.8371° W 

You are hereby summoned for Tumblr Jury Service and to appear in court in front of the honorable Judge Bartholomule Willickers Von Chiswicks VII. You will be attending the hearing of @mrkmciver, who is facing trial under the charge of shining a flashlight on a sea turtle. You will attend on the date of Sep 06, 2034, at the time of 1:37 AM. The location of the Courthouse is -83.345251337838° N   148.390243696836° W. Please arrive 83 hours 43 minutes and 17 seconds before the trial begins or you will be fined.

Dress according to the dress code listed below:

Shark Costume

Oversized Uggs

Cursed amulet

If you do not adhere to this dress code you will be executed. 

If you have a valid excuse as to why you may not be able to attend, please contact us at @jury-duty-summons, in either our askbox or pms. Thank you for your time, and we look forward to seeing you.

what the hell

[racinggirl]

i’m hunting your ask box at this point but i can’t really regret it, your writing is a masterpiece each and every time 🎉

today’s thoughts : smau where y/n and charles always ‘argue’ and make comments against each other on socials, leading people to think they actually hate each other (they’re actually best friends and lovers in secret, and sit together giggling as they tweet stupid shit about each other) they admit the truth with a post of them on a date with the caption “… enemies to lovers?”

the grid know they’re good friends but not that they’re going out until the posts, lando would definitely be like “yep i knew it i called it” when he really did not

lots of love!! <3

yourusername

liked by user1, user2, user3 and 73,710 others

An iced coffee a day... (only it's just frappuccino without coffee bc I don't like coffee) 🧋

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user8 you're so real for this, queen

charles_leclerc someone needs to teach Y/N that frappuccino's are just coffee's sugary sidekick

yourusername sorry Charles, I prefer my beverages without a side of bitterness. user2 Am I the only one that feels like Charles and Y/N don't like each other this much? user10 Nope. user1 They hate each other lol

charles_leclerc

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Let the season begin 🏎️ ❤️

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yourusername goodluck, you'll need it 😚

charles_leclerc thanks, good to see you're unable to stay away from my posts 😉 yourusername someone should keep an eye on the chaos you bring to my feed. It's a public service, really. charles_leclerc a public service? I should be charging admission for the entertainment I provide 😘 user7 okay they are UNHINGED

yourusername

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is it giving 'that girl' vibes? ✨

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user4 YES IT IS 😍

charles_leclerc you're such a StarBucks addict 🧋

yourusername says the guy that's addicted to having a cup of espresso every morning

user10 wait, how does she know? user6 OMG what if they are dating? user2 lmao, they hate each other, I doubt they are willingly hanging out together

yourusername

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no cap needed 🌎 ✈️

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user1 liked by Charles AND Arthur? I thought they hated each other?

user3 Why do I feel like we're gonna get mind fucked, they are playing a game and we're all losing 😶

user9 I'm obsessed, girl you're living our dream 😩

user5 where are you going???

yourusername 🇯🇵 ❤️ user6 THE JAPAN GP? OMG

user2 hold up, no Charles x Y/N banter in the comments?

yourusername

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@charles_leclerc have to admit, I would make a pretty good WAG 💋

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user9 OMG OMG OMG OMG

user6 WHAT IS HAPPENING OH MY LORD

charles_leclerc if only you would choose F1 over soccer 😘

yourusername I'll come back to you about that in a week

one week later

yourusername & charles_leclerc

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Enemies to lovers?...

Took you a while to figure that out, happy 2 years baby ❤️

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charles_leclerc I love you ❤️

yourusername I love you more ❤️ ❤️

landonorris yep, I knew it, called it

charles_leclerc no you did not, you tried to hit on her 😂 yourusername you could learn something from his flirting skills tho, at least Lando didn't ask me if 'falling down from heaven hurt' 💀 charles_leclerc It worked though, didn't it 😉

user1 TWO YEARS ALREADY?

user7 that sixth picture though 😩 ❤️

user8 I want what they have 😍

a/n: thank you for sending in the request sweety! It really means a lot! Hopefully you’ve enjoyed it! As I mentioned before, I will have a small break. I’ve got 3 requests in my askbox atm, but if you have an idea for a story, don’t hesitate to hunt my askbox again and send it in. I’m not 100% sure when I’ll be back exactly, but it shouldn’t be too long. Lots of love 💗

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hello ! i am also a sex educator and i thought i would be helpful to the people in your askbox to know that if u have a sex ed question, planned parenthood has an awesome chat/text service where you can message a real trained sex educator and ask questions and get advice! i know bc i volunteered for it, and was one of the people answering questions ! it is straight up real actual human people who are trained and also have access to a fuck ton of medically accurate resources you can provide chatters about the questions they ask. it is geared towards people living in the US, as they tend to ask about your zip code so they can refer you to the closest clinic if they think a doctor could better answer your questions. they also have a spanish version as well if that's the language you're more comfortable speaking. just thought i would share the resource !

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/online-tools/chat

(on anon because i prefer to keep my tumblr blog small and don't want a ton of people following. ALSO i don't mean to discredit what you do here, it's awesome! just thought i would share another option. have a lovely day! )

hell yeah, always great to have more resources!

[natural-technological]

“S-S-Sup.”

Flyker waved, covering himself with a heavy blanket…the frostbite on his face is far worse.

"You. Follow me to my room. I have a heater of high quality."

[albinotopaz]

Random question- we’ve seen prison Danny’s eyes be either green or red at different times (in the colored versions at least) is there any definitive reason for the color change? Like does it happen for a particular reason or is it just batshit crazy ghost logic? I added the second option because honestly, ghosts just do whatever they want from what I’ve seen.

Also I have like a million questions and I love your AU but I don’t wanna spam the askbox so sbsbsbsnshjsnsnmananaaa I’m gonna go disappear into the ventilation of the prison 🤸

So uh, I think this one is getting retconned. There was an actual idea behind it, but it mostly serviced an esthetic. Over time I started to hate the idea of his eyes changing to so many different colours. So here I sit, tryna shove blue and green together...maybe.

He's in the walls....he's in the goddamn walls

[twstedforyou]

“Your third set of familiars--Octavinelle, the information broker company for all your snooping needs! You’ll make good use of our services, won’t you?”

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