DokiDokiCon III + The Fic of Destiny
"Welcome to the annual Otaku Festival of Daten City- DokiDokiCon! This will be our third year running, and boy is it another wonderful sight to see!" The reporter chirped as she walked down the halls of the convention center, "Despite the terrible events of the previous two years, the convention is still going strong! I'm sure they feel safe because our very own Daten Celebrities have attended- maybe some people are coming just to see them in action!"
The truth was, the Angels had been asked to attend by the convention's very own curator. Due to his terrible luck with ghost attacks every year, he bribed the Angels with free tickets and merchandise if they attended- even going as far as to offer Hollywood-tier costume artists to make their cosplays. Needless to say, Strappon couldn't refuse the offer lest he be hated forever by the resident Anime Enthusiasts.
The most pressing matter, of course, was the note that had been slid into his DMs by God:
"Story..." Strappon whispered to himself, "What kind of story? Romance? Suspense? God, I wish You would give us more than one word..."
"It's aight, I'm sure we'll be good knowing what we know." Blazer waved their hand dismissively. Their costume had already been made prior in anticipation of the event months in advance, so they were just there for moral support, so they say.
"I really hope it's not another 'inconvenient super power' ghost..." Duster sighed. Everyone likely felt this way, considering the circumstances last time in addition to the debacle at the hotsprings.
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Just as Angels surely got their note, so did Demons. Even those who had moved to the Abbey for amnesty got the email for their glorious, murderous Supreme Absolute.
"Lost Soul sighted at or near the Convention Center in the center of Daten. Those not attending will be culled. We see all. We know all. Do not disobey."
Talk about creepy.
The air around the convention was filled with excitement and merriment a
s thousands of attendees piled in, with plenty more waiting in line to g
et their bags and badges checked on the way in.
The Angels were lead in with their VIP badges, caught up in the energy o
f the convention scene- especially with their fancy costumes.
BRIT:
Strappon walked in behind Blazer and Duster, attempting not to get swa
mped by the fans of their professional-looking Zelda cosplays.
"Remember, we do have a mission to follow-up on..." He said, trying no
t to say it too loud so as to ruin the fun they were obviously about t
o have.
"Relax, Strap. We got this." Blazer said as they posed with their swor
d for a photo. There was a hairflip for emphasis.
KURP:
Luna followed up behind the group, holding a poor cramped up Sukajan w
ho was still recovering from his failed Kinjaz routines. Now he truly
misses his cybernetic body, he played himself.
Out from behind them popped in Hot Pants who was rather excitable to b
e walking around as Toon Link. He was mostly excited to make faces whi
le taking pictures if anything.
In some other nondescript area of the con, there was a Bayonetta cospl
ayer who was in obvious emotional distress, their makeup constantly be
ing cleaned off their face and reapplied by a lovely Jeanne cosplayer.
There was a small pig accompanying the pair.
COFFIN:
Dzilla followed close behind the group, stopping to take pictures. The
giant woman cosplayed the giant woman, Opal. On her shoulder was an e
xtremely excited Mary Janes. The bean of a boy was dressed up as Sapp
hire.
Foxstole was chilling, sipping a cappuccino in her Tracer cosplay.
SAIYAN:
Undershirt arrived wearing the same damn cosplay outfit that he'd worn
the last two times because he's unoriginal, along with Wristband and
Tuxedo Jacket. TJ didn't really want to get into the whole dressing up
aspect so he wore his usual outfit. Wristband decided to go as Videl,
having her hair styled into two magenta pigtails. The three of them r
an into Blazer and their little group.
"Oh, hey guys, nice choices of cosplay!" he said to Blazer and the res
t.
Meanwhile on the other side of the convention, Bowtie was there, dress
ed as Azula from the best anime //shot. She accompanied the Bayo and
Jeanne cosplayers in their struggle with makeup.
"Are you two good there?" she asked them.
OMEGA:
Boxer was cosplaying as Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star, he was s
o excited to come to Doki Doki Con! "This is so awesome!" Boxer said a
s he was ready was the Con.
Raincoat was cosplaying as Aqua from Kingdom Hearts, she had worked ve
ry hard on the costume along with the Keyblade too. "I get to finally
try out my Aqua Costume." Raincoat said with a smile on her face as sh
e looked at Boxer.
Emperor Crown was cosplaying as Gilgamesh from Fate Series and Father
Crucifix was cosplaying as Dracula from Castlevania Series. These two
were focus to cosplay by Raincoat and Boxer. "Well, at least this cost
ume doesn't ruin my looks." Emperor Crown chuckles a little with a smi
rk on his face. "I will never until kids and their cosplaying..." Fath
er Crucifix sighs as he follows Boxer and Raincoat.
HITA:
Skipping and jumping and twirling into the entryway, Brooch managed to
somehow get over to where Mister Strappon was standing. Regardless o
f how fun it was to dress up as the character Lana from Hyrule Warrior
s, she at least took her job seriously. She squinted out at the crowd
s, eyes darting around to assess what all was happening.
"I just hope we don't wreck the center. My cousin said her boyfriend
has had to fix it every year since the Con started." She glanced arou
nd again, hoping to spy others she knew. She spotted the blue man, Mi
ster Undershirt, and was happy when they made their way over. Almost.
She squinted at the Tux Man and had a thought, digging into her bag
and pulling out a domino mask, top hat, and cape.
"Wear them." She shoved them straight at Tuxedo Jacket. "Wear them n
ow, you can't not cosplay!! Be Tuxedo Mask!!" She was definitely not
shoving her magical girl agenda, no.
On the other end of the Con center, a tall person was dressed as an ex
ceptional rendition of the Fierce Deity from Legend of Zelda. Meander
ing through the halls, VF, the Fierce Deity in question, hummed in its
doubled voice in amusement at the way people were reacting to various
cosplayers. Humans were so silly, really.
KURP:
"No, we're not good, my kid was taken for crying out loud!" Replied th
e Bayonetta cosplayer, who was actually Hairpin.
"At least my photo shoots are coming out amazing..."
OMEGA:
"I don't know why we have to wear this Brother!" Tank Top said as he w
as cosplaying as Hikaru from Ouran High School. "You just have to wear
this today, Brother." Dress Shirt said as he was cosplaying as Kaoru
from Ouran High School. "But couldn't you find any better costumes..."
Tank Top mutter as he didn't like this costume. "These were the only
twin costumes i could find. Besides, you look cute in that costume." D
ress Shirt chuckles as he looks at his Brother. "W-Whatever." Tank Top
said as he blushes a little from that.
SAIYAN:
Tuxedo Jacket was taken aback by Brooches' sudden appearance as he was
quickly handed a mask and a cape. Normally he would have said no, but
with items he was handed it was better to just accept it.
"UGH! Fine!" he groaned as he put the items on.
"How do I look?" he asked.
Meanwhile, Bowtie frowned a bit at HP's response. Poor guy, he was goi
ng through a lot.
"Oh yeah, I kinda forgot about all that. At least you have the picture
s!" Bowtie said before leaning in a bit.
"Is there anyway I can make this better?" she asked HP.
KURP:
"Yeah, if you got my kid back! We still haven't gotten any leads and t
his is honestly upsetting," he said, wiping away the makeup that had j
ust been reapplied to his face. His husband had his work cut out for h
im, honestly.
BRIT:
"Thanks." Blazer said nonchalantly in reply to Undershirt, "I see you'
re using the same costume as you usually do. You're well-known for it
anyway, so there's no reason to diss your lack of originality."
"Blazer, please..." Duster muttered. He adjusted the hat to his Vaati
cosplay before being asked for another picture and meandering off. He
took Hot Pants' hand so they could pose together.
Amulet, dressed as Jeanne, handed his husband another tissue. He was g
lad they were using magic for some of the makeup, and that his costume
was made of premium red vinyl, otherwise this would be messy for both
of them.
"Honey, we'll find him. Just... Try to enjoy the convention a little."
He said.
COFFIN:
A black hearse rolled up to the entrance. Vampire Collar stepped out f
irst as Thorn. Assless Chaps soon followed as Dusk. Lastly, Jong stepp
ed out as Luna. The Hex boys had made it to DDC. They made their way t
o the group with a trail of Scooby Doo fans close behind.
Mary Janes just climes on Dzilla. Dzilla turned and waved to Foxstole.
Fox yawned,"Ciao D. Nice cosplay, never pegged you as the type."
Dzilla shrugged and tossed Mary in the air. "Do not judge by covers Fo
x. " She caught the giggling boy as she completed the sentence.
Virgin Killer nyoomed down the street on her Harley. She stepped off a
nd took off her helmet. She gave Diadem a kiss on the forehead. The tw
o had gone as Dexter and DeeDee. "You look so cuttte~!" Virgin squeale
d.
KURP:
"How can I enjoy it knowing my baby boy isn't in my arms!"
At this point Hairpin was getting somewhat hysterical, but he did try
to calm himself down, blowing his nose in the tissue hand to him.
"Fine, but. No promises," he said.
Archer gloves literally arrived a few minutes later with some starbuck
s, in full-blown Revali cosplay, catching up with Strappon's group. He
wasn't really appreciative but how could he deny Luna after being sho
wn the kid dressed as Zelda.
"Should we move around? I'm interested in seeing what this 'artist all
ey' is all about."
OSCAR:
Gloves and Sapphire followed the group, and was taken few pictures by
other cosplayers. Gloves was cosplay as Lucario and Sapphire was cospl
ay as Shalour Gym, Korrina. They don't mind getting pictures by other
cosplayers. They like it.
Meanwhile on the other side of the convention, Dress Socks and G-Strin
gs was there, getting pictures by other cosplayers as well. Dress Sock
s cosplaying as Soul from Soul eater and G-Strings was cosplaying as M
aka from soul eater. Both of them are in their human disguises and des
pite Dress Socks hate being in one since it makes him itchy, he don't
want to attract the wrong crowed. So he brought himself some lotion fo
r himself from home and apply to his skin so it won't itch that much.
Overall, they're with the other side with the demons, hellbents, and i
nquisitors.
SOUP KITTY:
Jong had a smile plastered on his face. He was clearly enjoying himsel
f and all the attention they were getting. It reminded him of his burl
esque days. He reached for Vampire Collar's hand and took hold of it.
He was hyped.
Near the entrance, there was a rather peculiar Sucy Manbavaran, who wa
s really just Pointe. What made her so peculiar was the giant glowing
blue sword strapped to her back. She somehow managed to get the sword
past security under the excuse that if you look really closely, it was
clearly lined with pixels. whatever that meant. She was taking pictur
es with other Little Witch Academia cosplayers, and handing them 20% o
ff coupons to an actual real actually legit witch shop.
Diadem smiled sheepishly at Virg's comments. "So do you. We should mee
t up with the others now." He was a bit nervous to be out and about, b
ut he had been convinced to go. He held on to Virgin's arm.
OMEGA:
"Jong! Vampire Collar! Over here you guys!" Boxer called out to them a
s he waved his arm in the air to get their attention.
Raincoat was with Boxer excited for the Con.
Father Crucifix and Emperor Crown were getting a lot of people to come
up to them and take picture of them in their costume.
KURP:
"Boxer, dear!"
A rather sultry voice came from behind him and suddenly the imposing f
igure of Asmodeus had his grubby little hands all over Boxer.
"So who are you supposed to be, huh? Some big tough guy from some post
-apocalyptic universe or something?
OMEGA:
"I am Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star, it is a very classic anime
." Boxer answered Asmodeus the Demon Lord of Lust.
RYAN:
Pauldron slowly moved through the crowd, dressed as Kaneli from Zelda,
looking very confused as he looked for his Revali. A blushing mess, h
is ease disappearing the second he posed for photos.
Thigh High was currently using him as a human shield to slowly push th
rough the people. Dressed as our Lord and saviour Sonic the Hedgehog i
n her own homemade suit, she was having the time of her life.
“For someone so nervous, you’re fitting in rather well.” She mused at
the old man.
“I used to attract crowds like this all the time when I was younger.”
He pointed out as he turned to look down at the angel.
“But it has been quite some time since I’ve been treated like this…” P
auldron confessed as he tried to black out that one time when everyone
called him a bear on Twitter.
COFFIN:
Vampire Collar held Jong's hand and kissed him. He snaked his arm arou
nd Jong's waist and he smiled.
Assless Chaps moved his arm around Jong too and he smirked, walking to
the group with them. "We look absolutely wonderful."
Virgin Killer took Diadem's arm and walks with him. "Of course babes.
C'mon let loose!" She giggled. "We look bomb."
SAIYAN:
Bowtie patted the poor man in the shoulder. He was really torn up abou
t this, and rightfully so. But she smiled when he took up her offer.
"I'll help you take your mind off of it for a bit, don't worry." She c
onsoled him.
Meanwhile, Undershirt turned to Blazer with an eyeroll.
"Thanks for the backhanded compliment, totally makes me feel better" h
e said to him.
While Undershirt was talking, Wristband noticed that Asmo had made an
appearance. Without saying anything, she walked away from the group an
d wandered to his side. She silently placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Don't think about slinking away anywhere, I'm gonna be watching you l
ike a hawk. So no funny business, okay?" she asked him.
FUJOSHI:
Somewhere in the midst of the chatter, a small, chubby girl was wander
ing and weaving between all the cosplayers with hearts in her eyes. Sh
e was so mystified- everyone was so real!
"Oh, this is so much like I've dreamed! So many kawaii Anime character
s surrounding me- I could just write a fanfiction right now!" She sque
eled, "But I don't know what to do, yet! I should find some muse with
them..."
Fujoshi wandered further into the crowd to find some pretty damn profe
ssional cosplays. She stood back and sat down to watch them talking to
each other from a distance.
SOUP KITTY:
Jong gave a little wave to boxer with his free hand, then nodded with
respect to Asmodeus.
Pointe noticed the group Jong was in, and immediately gravitated over
there. She was now walking beside them. She was bodyguard Sucy Manbava
ran.
Diadem smiled and nodded, as they caught up with their squad. He point
ed at Boxer, and then made the throat cutting sign while mouthing "If
you hurt him you're a dead man."
KURP:
"I would say that's a little too old school for me, but I am partial t
o the JoJo series myself," Asmodeus admitted.
"How about we try and have a nice time today. After all, we're technic
ally still /boyfriends/."
His fun was immediately interrupted by the sudden appearance of Wristb
and. Oh bother, what does she want. He rolled his eyes as she spoke, a
lmost shooing her away.
"Listen, the worst I'll do is go fuck someone behind the con or someth
ing. This is a good opportunity for me to feed. I won't kill anyone, I
promise."
"What do you have in mind?" Hairpin asked. He would be lying if he sai
d he wasn't curious.
Archer looked around as his group began chattering among themselves, t
rying to figure out what venue to hit first when he spotted what seeme
d to be Pauldron. He waved enthusiastically, hoping to get the attenti
on of the man.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Meanwhile, just outside the Con, Ruka was on his knees, weeping over h
is ruined Doomguy cosplay with Flat Cap and Vest in their costumes wat
ching over him. "Nice going, Helmet. Ya ruined his costume with your m
eat juices. Now we gotta get him a new one." Flat Cap said to Helmet,
who was rather stupid in his ham costume.
OMEGA:
Boxer was surprise that Asmodeus like Jojo, he thought that he would l
ike Yuri on Ice or Ecchi Anime. But he was getting nervous by Asmodeus
trying to seduce him? Is that it? Well the boy had to get out of ther
e.
"Actually Asmodeus, me and Boxer were going to check out the Art and Anime Figures they have." Raincoat said as he grabs Boxer to her side.
"And i think a demon like you wouldn't be interest in that." She said
as she had found a way to save Boxer.
"Brother Pauldron! It's good to see you here!" Father Crucifix said as
he walked over to Pauldron with a smile showing his fangs.
Emperor Crown was taking more Pictures with Fans of the Fate Series.
SAIYAN:
It was Wristband's turn to roll her eyes this time, as Asmo tried to d
ownplay her concerns.
"That's exactly what I'm concerned about. That's why I'm keeping you i
n my sights for the rest of the con" Wristband said sternly.
OSCAR:
While walking around in the con, Gloves and Sapphire was enjoying gett
ing pictures by other cosplayers. Especially for Sapphire, this is her
first time for her to be in the convention and having the time of her
life. Plus, she can rollerblade around at the convention. Gloves was
also having fun, not only he's in his second favorite cosplay as Lucar
io, but getting hugs by young and old people, with permission of cours
e. While enjoying, they spotted Archer Gloves from afar and approach
him with smile on their faces. He can't see Gloves smile since he's we
aring a mask, but he's smiling.
"Hey, Archer!" Gloves said, waving to him. "Nice cosplay you got on."
Sapphire was next to him and she's waving as well.
Meanwhile, Dress Socks and G-Strings are walking around in the crowed
of cosplayers at the sight to find the Lost Soul. Yet, nice and kind k
ids walk over to them and ask if they could have a picture with them.
They look at each other and look back at the kids with the kids. Might
as well have fun first while finding the Lost Soul. After all, it's t
heir first time being here.
While taking picture, they all made a cool pose and say the line, "Sou
l Residence!"
EMI:
Finally making his way through the line, Trenchcoat, dressed as Joker
from Persona 5, made is way through the crowds of con-goers while star
ing at his pamphlet, walking passed the giant lion-like statue that wa
s also surrounded by a crowd. There were so many damn people here and
he was starting to get irritated.
Meanwhile, Mong was enjoying his freedom from Hell, and his freedom fr
om clothes since he was cosplaying a strange orange-haired version of
Felicia from Darkstalkers. Man he loved being mostly naked.
RYAN:
Pauldron visibly cringed when he heard many onlookers praise his outfi
t, too many mentioning d*ddy under their breathe.
“You know if you went as Kass, Cheeky could have lent you his accordio
n.” Thigh High remarked as she leaned on his back, completely obscured
by the sheer size of this lad.
“I do not know where this instrument has been, so I do not wish to tou
ch it. Much less, carry it around for a whole day!” He laughed through
his teeth so he could continue to pose for photos. A hand waving in h
is peripheral caused him to turn his head. Immediately he began to try
to walk towards Archer Gloves only to blocked off by more admirers. P
auldron let out a sigh and was about to give up on his pursuit when hi
s companion came to his rescue.
Coming to stand in front of him, Thigh High raised her arms and simply
announced,
“Move, I’m gay!”
“Thigh High, that’s not exactly… helpful?” He began to whisper before
being astonished as the crowd parted before her, not unlike that one b
iblical scene.
“Never underestimate the raw power of our Lord and saviour!” Thigh Hig
h scoffed at the non-believer as she tugged him towards the man of int
erest.
HITA:
Humming the Zelda theme to herself, Brooch began to wander off, her ha
ir still moving as if sentient when people came too close. She was al
l too happy to pose for pictures, striking poses gleefully. Her atten
tion was snatched by an exceptional Sonic and it made her sad she didn
't have her Tails costume. She basically nyoomed to Thigh High, clapp
ing happily at seeing the outfit.
"You make me wish I had my Tails outfit and that Visor was here as Knu
ckles!! It'd be great!" So excited she was, she didn't notice her ha
ir lifting like it was in a Ghibli movie.
VF finally spotted people it knew, heading to the grouping of Bowtie,
HP, and Amulet. While it didn't much care for this sector and it foun
d the absolute to be a few plastic monkeys short of a full barrel, HP
would have made the South-West proud. It slid a notepad out of its cl
othes, eyebrows furrowing and mouth pulling into a frown at the conver
sation that had been going on.
'Has there been any updates? Your girl-child keeps pestering it for s
ome reason to aid in the search.' Its fingers twitched and it wrote a
further note to the group. 'If It can assist, It will do so.'
YARANAIKA:
This was the best convention she'd ever seen! Hearts in her eyes, Yar
anaika's expert outfitting skills had hidden was she really looked lik
e. Yes, she still had a bit of a give away but give her a break!! Sa
ilor Scout ensemble set, she wandered through the halls, hoping for th
e best of the best to inspire her.
If only she could find someone who loved the animes as much as she did
! If only she could find a partner to bring the most sugoi of love st
ories to life in this place!
With this in mind, the disguised ghost became a bit lost in thought as
she prepared for the story to unfold.
COFFIN:
Vampire Collar yoinked Jong away from Boxer, dipping him into a kiss.
Assless Chaps shook his head and he crossed his arms. "Annnd there the
y go."
Virgin Killer looked at Asmodeus and gave him the Chancla eyes. She ch
illed and took pictures with Diadem.
Fox sat on Dzilla's shoulder and Mary Janes gave her a high five. Mary
looked on at the crouds. "Look at allll these chickens!"
KURP:
"Now, now dear," Asmodeus said to Diadem, "I can take care of myself.
I can take rejection, at least."
No, he honestly couldn't. He was sensitive.
He smiled deviously as Raincoat spoke, wrapping an arm of his with Box
er's, "Actually, considering I hang around many enthusiasts, I acquire
d quite the taste for Japanese related animation so I'd be interested
in coming along with you two. Well, specifically Boxer."
He huffed at Wristband, once again, gesturing her to leave. "Listen, I
prefer some privacy when I'm in the act. At least respect that."
Archer quirked a brow as he was approached by Gloves and Sapphire, wav
ing a bit at them.
"Uh..Who are you?" He asked. He never seen these people in his life, a
s if he could see who was under what he assumed to be a fursuit. Furri
es do not interact.
His attention was refocused on Pauldron who was inching closer. Taking
deep breaths, he also approached Pauldron, looking up to the large ma
n. God, he just knows he's got a big dick, he just knows it.
"I see Lady Luna made a good call, huh? You look rather dapper in that
outfit."
Hairpin took the note he was handed and looked up to VF, shaking his h
ead, "No. Nobody's seen those 'Flies' anywhere since they took Armlet.
Hopefully we get new leads soon...Maybe you could speak to Sash? I kn
ow the two of you were kind of close."
SOUP KITTY:
Jong's eyes widened at suddenly being dipped, but he eventually just c
losed his eyes and let it happen.
Pointe had separated from the group and was reading through some magic
al girl mangas somewhere, clearly starry-eyed because of the chapter s
he was on.
Diadem pat Asmodeus on the back. "Still, cant hurt to have back up, ri
ght?" The boy smiled at his grandad, before adjusting his glasses, whi
ch admittedly were is /actual/ glasses and not just ones for the cospl
ay. He went back to taking pictures with Virg.
SAIYAN:
Wristband laughed a bit at Asmo trying to get out of this situation. A
s if there was any chance that she'd leave him alone for any amount of
time.
"Well that's too bad buddy, I don't want people being sucked dry and d
ying on my watch" Wristband replied.
OMEGA:
"Fine..." Raincoat sigh as she took Boxer and Asmodeus to look at Anim
e Figures and Art.
"Mother, save me." Boxer thought to himself as he thought Asmodeus wou
ld live him alone.
Emperor Crown was starting to love the Pictures.
Meanwhile the Brothers were searching for the Lost Soul. "Where could
that Lost Soul be?" Dress Shirt ask himself as he looked around with h
is Brother. Tank Top was eating some cookies that he bought but was ge
tting some crumbs on his face. Then Dress Short got a idea going over
to his Brother and licking the crumbs off his face. The plan was to lu
re out the Lost Soul with the power of Yaoi and Brotherly Love! Though
Ouran High School Fans were storming at the twins!
COFFIN:
Vampire Collar slowly tilted him back up and he pulled away with a hap
py sigh. "Glad to see I can still surprise you."
Assless stretched and yawned. "Weirdos. I'll meet you dweebs later, ch
ecking on dad boy blue bunny guy." He walked over to Asmo.
Virgin bumped Diadem's hip with her own and she took his hand. "Wanna
go to the r-section and check out a lil surprise~?"
Dzilla walked over to Asmodeus and she patted his shoulder. "Hello Asm
odeus, Wristband. I can watch him if you'd like?"
Mary Janes squeaked and hopped down, hugging the leg of the large dem
on. "Azzy!"
OSCAR:
Gloves was little surprise that he doesn't know him, but I guess it wa
s his cosplay at fault. It did cover his whole entire body after all,
including his head.
"Who am I? Oh right! This mask blocks out my head to everyone to see.
Gives me a sec..." He said. He took off his head with his paws to reve
al Gloves under cosplay Lucario to Archer Gloves.
"Sorry about that. I guess we haven't introduce to you." Gloves said.
"My name's Gloves Stone and this here on my left side is Sapphire, wea
ring her Korrina cosplay." He looks at her.
"Hello." Sapphire said. "Isn't this con wonderful?" She ask. "This is
my first time being here and there's so many people here wearing aweso
me cosplays, including yours." She smiles to Archer Gloves.
SAIYAN:
Meanwhile, Bowtie tried to think of something fun for her and HP to do
.
"Well....maybe we could go out for ice cream? Ice cream always makes m
e feel better" She said to HP.
HITA:
Frowning in deep thought, VF considered its options here. Tilting its
head, a new note passed to the distraught man.
'It will get in touch with him and grandmother. The Flies as you call
them sounds familiar. Almost like something its grandmother ousted s
ome time ago.' It frowned even harder at the thought. Actually, it s
ounded very familiar. What was it about that name? 'A cult It thinks
?'
Fingers curling, it smiled almost cruelly at the thought of wiping out
a cult. One of the many things it had yet to let go of was the urge
to purge all cults. 'It will aid you how It can.'
SOUP KITTY:
Jong was blushing, and it was noticeable as heck. He held on for dear
life to Vamp. This truly had swept him off his feet.
Diadem looked a bit confused but agreed. "What is the surprise?" he as
ked. It was almost as if he didn't know the implications of where they
were going. Still, oblivious as ever, he followed happily and innocen
tly.
Pointe had found somewhere to sit, and kept reading her magical girl m
anga. She had managed to save up all her allowance and the money she m
ade from helping around the shop, and was having tons of fun buying al
l the merch that her little heart could desire.
BRIT:
Duster pulled Hot Pants along as they had just exited the merch room w
ith more than enough Doujins, several figures, a body pillow, and too
many stuffed alpacas. Duster was carrying everything, being the talles
t.
"Hots... I think we need to bring some of this merchandise to the car.
" He said, "It's a bit much to carry."
Strappon wandered the con aimlessly, feeling terribly out of place. He
did take pictures of some cool costumes that he liked regardless of w
hether or not he was familiar with the series.
RYAN:
Giggling at Brooch’s sentient hair, Thigh High beamed at the woman bef
ore her.
“We should have called to coordinate, but your Lana looks so good!!!!”
She squealed as she did the ok hand, shaking it for emphasis.”
Pauldron gazed down at Archer Gloves and simply stated: “You dress wel
l.”
Thigh High cackled at the display in front of her before slapping Paul
dron on the back as she pointed at his tree trunk arms,
“This bad boy can fit so many feathers on his “wings”. I ‘m honestly h
ella jealous.”
“Luna has very good tastes when it comes to this sort of scenery! Much
better than Cheeky’s.” Pauldron stammered out as he began to fan hims
elf, was it hot in here or was it just him.
“It’s just you.” Thigh High smirked much to Pauldron's horror he'd act
ually said it aloud, what a fucking pleb. Then she gestured towards Cr
ucifix. Pulling him by the collar to whisper in his ear, she held up a
hand and whispered, “You’ve been so busy being gay you didn’t even no
tice that he’s right beside you!”
“Uhhhh….. Hello there Father Crucifix, long time no see!” The man righ
ted himself up immediately and turned towards the man, holding out his
hand. Pauldron, baby, please get your shit together.
COFFIN:
Vampire Collar picked Jong up and he casually danced around with him i
n his arms.
Virgin plopped by her booth. She smiled and Bob slithered out of her c
leavage. Bob waves to Diadem. "This is the booth for me and Flat's com
pany."
OMEGA:
"Indeed, I see you are cosplaying too. Boxer and Raincoat made me cosp
lay, they thought that i would make a good Dracula." Father Crucifix s
aid as he smiles at his friend. "Though how are you doing?" He ask as
he looked at Pauldron.
Meanwhile Raincoat and Boxer along with Asmodeus were by the Anime Fig
ures. "I wonder if that got a Gundam Figure or Jojo Figure!" Boxer sai
d as he looked at the Figures. "Today, i will find that Aqua Figure!"
Raincoat said as she was looking at the Kingdom Hearts stuff.
SAIYAN:
Wristband turned to Dzilla and smiled a bit at her offer.
"Thanks, but I think I got this. Unless you wanted to help me, then I
have no issues with that." Wristband replied.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Ruka walked around the con in his Doomguy costume, looking at all the
stands, merch, and all the goddamn furries everywhere. What he wouldn'
t give for a flamethrower right about now. Distracted by his disgust t
owards the furries, he accidentally bumped into Strappon, falling on h
is ass. "Hey! Watch where you're going, fucker!"
Flat Cap and Vest were just looking through Dark Soul merch at one the
stands, with Vest hissing at the statues of Smough and Ornstein in ba
ck the stand.
KURP:
Seeing that Strappon went on without them, Luna and Sukajan got an ide
a. They let Strappon mosey around the convention floor before approach
ing him, Sukajan swinging Strappon to pose with them as Luna held out
a phone for a selfie-styled picture.
"Say Till Valhalla!" Luna said, trying to impersonate Mercy as best sh
e could.
"Ugh," Asmodeus groaned as Wristband began following his little group.
"It's already in my contract that I can't kill, why keep watch over m
e? Go out and enjoy this convention!"
Archer looked back at Gloves and Sapphire, squinting a bit, "Uh, it's
alright I guess. This isn't something I'm really used to."
At this point he practically stuck himself to Pauldron's side, wrappin
g his arms around Pauldron's as the man was speaking to someone else.
Boy he was getting nervous for no reason.
"Yeah, they're a cult from what little information we scrunched up. Ap
parently a group of people that deeply worship an old demon of lore, B
eelzebub. Everyone thinks Sash is him, but who knows. Any help is appr
eciated, nonetheless," Hairpin said, giving a smile to VF.
He crinkled his nose at Bowtie's silly suggestion, "Honestly, I don't
have the appetite to eat anything right now..."
Hot Pants looked at everything Duster was carrying, arching a brow. "I
mean, if you let me carry something, this wouldn't be a problem but y
eah, let's go back to the car real quick before your arms pop off."
SOUP KITTY:
Jong giggled in delight. The dancing seemed to have attracted some sta
res, but honestly he was having too much fin to care.
"Hey thats pretty cool!" Diadem said. "what do you guys do?" He was ho
nestly clueless, he probably missed the memo.
Pointe was walking around again, and bumped into Thigh High, in the no
n literal sense. "Oh hey! Aren't you friends with my sister?"
SAIYAN:
Wristband just shook her head again, her magenta pig tails swishing ba
ck and forth in front of her.
"Because, Asmo, it's my job. As an angel I gotta make sure no one gets
hurt by demons and ghost and the like" She said to him.
COFFIN:
Dzilla smiled back,"I would love to help you. I would also like to cat
ch up a little with him is all."
Was Mary Janes nibbling on Asmo's leg? Yes. Was he ready to rangle the
bullworm? Yeah.
Virgin chucked and shook her head, "Oh Dia.. We have an adult toy comp
any." Bob wiggled and stuck his sucker to Diadem's hand.
Vampire Collar placed him down after a little bit, laughing some. "I l
ove you darling.~ "
BRIT:
Strappon had probably been knocked foreward by the force of Ruka's ent
ire self, but was swept up by Sukajan. He had not only been accosted b
y a man in full armor, but was now having pictures taken of him.
"I was watching where I was headed!" He shouted to Ruka from Su's heft
y grip. He pouted at the man who was holding him. "And can I help you?
"
Duster was glad Hot Pants offered, because he was now going to carry 8
0% of the items. They were dropped on him.
"Fuck, I'm glad you offered." He said simply, "Carry your own weight."
HITA:
Giggling at the sillines of the people before her, Brooch bounced a bi
t in joy at Thigh High's compliment. She was happy! She had a chance
to get it made professionally but her cousin wanted to make it. Of c
ourse, because of this, the outfit was bulletproof. Kevlar was appare
ntly a hassle to sew into clothing but it was still there.
"My cousin made it for me! You haven't met Sleevies yet but she wants
to meet you one day for sure! We've all just been... looking for Mis
s Bifocals." She shifted, hair going limp before she bounced back. "
Anyway!" She smiled at how silly everyone was being but kept her eye
warily on the floor. She turned her eyes back to the people in front
of her with a grin. "What interesitng costumes you all have!"
And with the mention of Beelzebub, it clicked. Eyes narrowing, it cur
led its lips in annoyance.
'You speak of they that are banned from its home, then. It thought so
.' Nodding as it handed off the note, it tilted its head at the demon
s before it. Eyes alighting on the way that Amulet and Bowtie seemed
to be reacting to this, it inclined its head to the trio. 'It will be
bringing this to its grandmother and the hunting will commence in glo
rious fashion.'
YARANAIKA:
Seeing a girl by herself, Yaranaika wandered over to Pointe and giggle
d at the mangas.
"Hello pretty girl!! Mind if I sit here with you??" Her hair seemed
to look slick in the light and almost moved on its own before she sett
led to smile kindly down at Pointe.
OMEGA:
"Boxer! I found one of Kotobukiya Bishoujo!" Raincoat said as she hold
s up one of the figures which was Female Version of the Thor from the
Marvel Universe.
"So Cool! How much is it?" Boxer ask as he looked Raincoat though keep
ing his eyes on the figure.
"Seems to be fifty dollars." Raincoat answer as she holds the figure.
"I'll buy it!" Boxer said as he buys the figure.
Soon the two started to buy some Figures and Artwork of Characters tha
t they like.
OSCAR:
Gloves smiles back to Archer Gloves and wears back his cosplay helmet.
When he does that, he turn too Sapphire and she was looking at someth
ing on her left side. Turning his head at the direction, she was looki
ng at the ice cream stand.
"Wanna get some ice cream?" He ask her. She respond to a yes and went
towards the ice cream stand.
Waving goodbye to the little ones, Dress Socks and G-Strings continue
their search for the Lost Soul.
"Okay." Dress Socks said to G-Strings. "If I where to be a Lost Soul,
where would I be?" He said.
"Probably at the merchandise?" G-Strings guess. "Most people usually g
et cool figures and T-Shirts, so why not?"
"Yeah." Dress Socks said. "Let's start." Like that they're walking tow
ards to different merchandises in the search of the Lost Soul.
SOUP KITTY:
Diadem's face looked as if he had just learned all the secrets of the
universe. "Oooooh" He just nodded his head after that.
"I love you too~" Jong cooed. It was probably super apparent to anyone
who looked at them, that they were super in love. Jong kept an arm ar
ound vamp's neck, and gazed lovingly into his eyes.
"Sure!" Pointe chirped, this person seemed nice enough. "Would you lik
e to read with me?" She asked, offering up a bag filled with a bunch o
f newly bought mangas.
KURP:
Taking some of the merch off Duster, Hot Pants yanked off the more imp
ortant hauls of their little trip, the stuffed alpacas.
"I have no idea how you could see with these obviously obscuring your
vision," he commented.
Upon reading the note that he was handed, a chill went down his spine.
He wasn't even the target and he feels afraid for his life.
"T-thank you," he managed.
"It's us, Strap. You just kind of left us in the dust," Sukajan said a
s his grip loosened, straightening up the former Templer. He looked do
wn at Ruka who had his ass flat on the ground.
"Nice Doom Marine outfit there, dude."
Asmodeus rolled his eyes again.
"Fine, but please don't be in the room when I'm feeding!"
RYAN:
Thigh High sweated nervously before tugging on her collar and averting
her gaze from Pointe's.
"Haha, yeah, friends. Haha"
Pauldron looked down at her and said what we're all thinking,
"Stop laughing, it makes you sound very suspicious!" As he was feeling
way more confident with how close Archer was standing to next to him.
"I'm doing a lot better now that Cheeky is now preoccupied with this,
Leon Leonhart." Pauldron answered Crucifix's questioned.
"Uhm actually you forgot a Leon. There's three (3)." Thigh High correc
ted as she poked her head into the middle of their conversation, holdi
ng up three fingers to emphasize her point.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"Thanks, i guess." Ruka said as he got back up on his feet, "That Helm
et fucker got meat juice all over it earlier but I managed to clean mo
st of it off. Afterwards, I puntkicked his ass back to the Abbey."
Flat Cap eventually got tired of staring at Dark Souls merch and left
Vest to go do his own thing, forgetting that Vest was liable to steal
everything in the booth. After some walking, he noticed VK and Diadem
and walked over them. "Oi, Virgy! I see ye got a booth set up, eh?"
KURP:
"Hell yeah I'm three (3) whole Leon!" Leon yelled from the distance. W
here the fuck did he come from.
SAIYAN:
Bowtie's smile fell from her face. She really didn't know what to say
to him right know. His child really was all that was on his mind and t
here was nothing that would be able to change that it would seem.
"Well, I'm sure that he'll turn up soon." Bowtie said, trying her best
to comfort the poor carrot.
Meanwhile back with Asmo and Wristband the two just kept on arguing.
"How about I just turn around while you do it. But if I hear screams o
f pain I will step in and put and end to it" she said sternly.
OMEGA:
"That's great to hear." Father Crucifix said as he smiles showing his
vampire fangs a little. "I wish Ball Gown was here with me. Maybe she
could of been the Bride of Dracula." He chuckles as he looks a Pauldro
n.
COFFIN:
Virgin Killer started to laugh, holding her stomach. She loved him to
bits and pieces. "Yeah, so I figured why not have a lil somethin out."
She shrugged and squeaked when she heard Flatcap. "Heya sweets! Yeah!
I talked to the event management office and they were chill with it."
Vampire Collar kissed his nose and he moved his arms around Jong's hip
s. "Good.~ How're you holding up Dulce?" He rubbed the others sides.
Mary Janes heard feeding and he gasped. He then took his Hello kitty l
unchbox out of his bear. He opened it and it was filled to the brim wi
th dino chicken nuggets. "If you get hungry you can have some of these
with me!" Oh this sweet boy.
Dzilla chuckled and she shook her head.
KURP:
"Her name is /Lisa/, at least have the decency to look up the series y
ou're dressing up as, you," Archer spat, looking at Crucifix almost ac
cusingly.
He tried to hold on to Pauldron's hand, noticing that his tiny ones we
re absolutely dwarfed. Feeling his face flush, he grabbed on to it wit
h both hands. He felt like he was going to die on the spot, Lord help
him.
"So anyways. I've been interested in going to this artist alley they h
ave here. Anyone want to come with?"
"Ew, no!" Asmodeus said, "Just stay outside the room, goodness! Even I
have more decency than that..."
Sighing, he caught up with Boxer, once again wrapping his arms around
him.
"So tell me /Boxxy/, what do you want? You can ask me for anything, I
have unlimited funds for your pleasure! Just point to it and it'll be
your's."
"I hope so too," Hairpin said. It finally seemed like his crying spell
was ending, tugging on Amulet to reapply some of his makeup.
"That's kind of a justified response," Luna said to Ruka, "If you need
any proper repairs on that costume, just ask? I'm sure we got some ma
terials to spruce it up back at the house."
OSCAR:
While walking to different Booths with no sigh of the Lost Soul, Dress
Socks spotted a booth that got his interest. He walks over to it with
G-String with a curious look on her face. As they reach to the booth,
theirs an item that was calling out to him and it was cosplay Inuyash
a Tessaiga Sword. His eyes was glittered and want it so bad.
G-Strings looks at the sword, then back at Dress Socks. "Are you sure
you wanna buy it?" She ask him. "It cost $120.00 to buy it."
"Yes!" Dress Socks answer immediately. "I know that we got...'Cosplay
weapons', but this sword look so cool!" He don't want to blow their co
ver that they have demonic weapons on them. Otherwise, they'll be kick
ed out.
G-Strings sighs and looks at him. "Alright. If you demonic hearts want
s it, then go for it." She said.
With that, Dress Socks immediately bought it and strap it behind his b
ack.
Meanwhile, Gloves and Sapphire are enjoying their Ice cream and sittin
g at the bench. Gloves purchase Vanilla and Chocolate swirl and Sapphi
re purchase Resse Pieces Ice Cream.
SOUP KITTY:
Diadem laughed along with her, he was glad he came.
Jong giggled a bit "I'm doing okay. A lot better than this morning." J
ong stood on his tip toes and planted a kiss on Vamp's cheek. "I had p
retty bad morning sickness." He sighed a little bit. "How about you? A
re you doing okay?" Jong smiled warmly at his fiance.
OMEGA:
"Ummmmmm" Boxer said as he started to sweat nervously as he look at As
modeus. He try to find away out of this before the things go "Sexually
Wrong". "I NEED TO US THE RESTROOM!" He shouted out nervously then ru
nning in the Bathroom.
Raincoat sigh as she wanted to have fun time with her best friend but
can't because of Asmodeus.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"Nah, it's fine." Ruka began, "This shit's actual combat armor I bough
t off Ebay so a little meat juice ain't gonna do much to it."
"Fuckin' A!" Flat Cap exclaimed, pumping his fist, "Which reminds me.
I got an idea for a new dildo." He sat in a chair next to VK as he spo
ke.
RYAN:
"I'm so sorry to hear about Bifocals. Is there anything I can do to he
lp?" Thigh High quietly asked. This the third disappearance, and she w
as getting a bit worried. However, before the dread could consume her
she spotted the couple before her.
Thigh High blinked.
She was laughing at Archer's attempts to hold Pauldron's hand that her
laugh became silent and she was rolling on the floor.
"His hands to small for his got dang boyfriend." She croaked out betwe
en breaths.
Pauldron rolled his eyes and began pulling Archer with him. Mostly to
escape Thigh High, partially to ensure Archer doesn't murder someone.
"An artist alley sounds great!."
SAIYAN:
Wristband chuckled at Asmo's decency assertion.
"Oh come on, I could give you some pointers on your technique if you w
anted" she said jokingly to him.
Bowtie could only give a reassuring smile and a pat on HP's back as he
seemed to start getting ahold of himself after what seemed like and e
ternity crying.
"How about we go look around at some of the booths that are here, huh?
" She suggested to HP.
KURP:
"Who the fuck just sells the Doom Marine's armor? Dude, good luck that
you'll live by the next weekend," Sukajan said, adjusting his cosplay
's scarf. He was an avid believer that the Doom Marine actually existe
d.
"Oh shut it!"
It was clear that Asmodeus was flustered. How dare this woman just say
that, in front of his anime merch booth!
"Anyways, at least let me have fun with this Boxer kid. I want to see
how long he'll last before he actually dumps me. After all, we never d
id break up. Wouldn't you like to know how terrible he is to say no?"
"I guess we could go out and look at stuff in the merch room, yeah," H
airpin said, getting up.
It was a good call that Pauldron decided to move on as Archer was actu
ally more than ready to maim a person for his hardships. He simply poi
nted as he was dragged away. He'll get his chance some other day. Righ
t now, the focus was Pauldron.
"Maybe we could find some nice things to take home! Though, my budget'
s limited for today..."
FUJOSHI:
As the convention fun continued, the small woman pattered around to fi
nd a muse. Entering the Dealers' room, she gasped softly as she spotte
d two pristine subjects: an elusive otter and a twink with the cutest
little feet she ever did see. She whipped out her notebook and began w
riting:
As a laugh escaped the young demon's supple lips, it sounded uncharacter
istically cherubic. There was something so mesmerizing about the demon,
even despite the fact that Flat Cap was an Angel. It was as if something
came over him at that very moment... Diadem was undeniably adorable.
"You know," The Angel said suddenly, turning toward the cosplay-clad dem
on as if nothing he'd said previously mattered, "You're pretty cute in t
hat dumb costume."
Diadem blushed violently and covered his face with a squeek. How sudden
this compliment came from this dashing stranger!
SAIYAN:
"I'm not saying you can't have fun with him, just don't suck him dry u
ntil he disintegrates" Wristband replied to Asmo as she folded her arm
s and leaned against one of the booths.
Bowtie grabbed HP and started walking towards some of the booths to ch
eck out some of the stuff that they were selling.
"Well, what do you think? See anything of interest?" she asked him.
COFFIN:
Vampire Collar rubbed his lower back. "I heard...I'm sorry sweetheart.
" He nuzzles him. "I'm fine dear no worries."
Virgin clapped her hands excitedly,"Ooo! I can't wait~!"
Mary realized that the adult he was clinging to indeed ment sex. He st
arted to eat his chicken nuggets, boy was stressed but fuck was Asmo g
ood transportation.
Virgin Killer blinked "uh..n..nani?"
Assless yeeted himself over to check on his sister.
Dzilla blinked and looked around. "Where is my grand child..?" She sta
rted to panic and search around.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"Pfft, I'll be fine. Especially since I got this bad boy along with th
e armor." Ruka said, pulling out a shotgun that looked just like the o
ne Doom Marine uses.
Flat Cap held his mouth after he said that. "Uhhhh....okay, that was f
uckin' weird." He said, confused about what just happened. Yeah, he'd
totally fuck Diadem if he could but he was a demon so why the fuck he
did just call him cute?
SOUP KITTY:
Diadem removed his hands from his face, and blinked slowly. He looked
over at Virg, and then back at Flat Cap with a concerned look on his f
ace. "What... was that..?" He cleared his throat. He looked nervous.
OMEGA:
Emperor Crown was still taking pictures because his Pride was taking o
ver him. The Demon Brothers were still trying to lure the Lost Soul ou
t with Fan-service of Brothers "Loving each other" though Fans of Oura
n were taking pictures and some going crazy over this.
Boxer then came out of the Bathroom slowly thinking that he got that a
ll out of his system.
BRIT:
Strappon felt terrible for not recognizing Luna and Sukajan to begin w
ith and cleared his throat.
"I'm so sorry. I guess I got a little lost in my thoughts." He apologi
zed, turning toward Ruka. He looked the costume up and down, "The armo
r is pretty wild, actually."
Blazer walked out of the bathroom behind Boxer and noticed he looked n
ervous.
"Hey, man. You alright?" They asked, "You're lookin pale."
SOUP KITTY:
Jong looked over at Boxer, a little bit concerned. "Baby? I'll be righ
t back.." He walked over to boxer to see what was wrong. "Hey, are you
doing okay?" Jong was clearly very concerned.
Pointe was still reading her mangas somewhere. Hoping that somehow, th
igh highs could pick up on her thought, which went something like "I k
now you guys are in lesbians with eachother."
RYAN:
Pauldron was about to brag about covering it himself, but then he reme
mbered that he had most of his money on lockdown ever since Cheeky ema
iled that Nigerian Prince and used everyone's info. Pauldron was regre
tting leaving Thigh High behind. She may be intolerable at times but,
she does have deep pockets.
"Mine is too... However, I'm sure we can combine what we've got to get
something nice!" He looked down at Archer and smiled,
"Though I'm sure the time we spend together will be more valuable!" He
said as he squeezed his hands.
"Ha gay!" Thigh High called from her spot on the ground. Pauldron's sh
oulders fell as he sighed. It was beginning to become very clear to Pa
uldron that Thigh High got her personality from his other partner and
not her mother.
OMEGA:
"Asmodeus is acting weird. Our Relationship was fake and stuff but he
still acting like he is my boyfriend." Boxer said to Blazer and Jong a
s he looks at them. "I want to have fun today and be a nerd..." Boxer
said as he look down feeling that this day was sour.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Vest was casually trying to sneak out a duffle bag full of Dark Souls,
Monster Hunter, World of Warcraft, and The Witch merch. Pay no attent
ion to this man.
SOUP KITTY:
Jong chuckled a bit and pat boxer on the back. "Maybe it was a little
more real than you thought?" Jong smiled.
YARANAIKA:
Having been reading mangas with Pointe, Yaranaika's eyes locked onto t
he pair that had become, clearly, an OTP. Squealing in delight, hands
clapping together, the ghost thanks the Shipping Gods for their decis
ion to answer her prayers to give some juicy ship fun.
"This is exciting! That was cute, cute, cute!"
KURP:
"Are you sure you should be encouraging that? I mean, that kid is an a
ngel." This simply confused Asmodeus. Is she going to watch over him o
r not, make up your mind.
It took him a bit to realize that he had a child in tow. He looked ove
r to where Mary was and blinked.
"Oh, well. Guess he's going to have questions later on."
Luna's face paled, taking the gun real quick as she painted a bright o
range tip on it.
"Sorry if you don't want this confiscated, it's gonna need that orange
tip."
Sukajan patted Strappon, "Don't sweat it, I'm guessing this is your fi
rst proper con experience?"
Hairpin tapped his chin as he looked around the dealer's room.
"It'd be nice if I could find something for Piggles," he said, "I know
Amulet wanted to buy her a new sweater but I doubt people are selling
anything small enough for her."
Archer could feel the heat on his face at the suggestion, "We could! I
'm sure we have enough for something that's of high quality. Or maybe
we could buy some nice stationary, that's always nice."
He was close to fainting as Pauldron went on if it weren't for his mig
hty need to rip his namesakes off to summon his bow.
"Yeah and what of it!" He called back to Thigh High.
FUJOSHI:
Fujoshi giggled wildly as she heard the interaction between the two an
d decided to turn it up a notch.
The squeel Diadem made was the cutest thing Flat Cap had ever heard! And
look at that blush- he thought to himself- it only makes his boyish fac
e look even cuter! He seemed to flustered.
"Mr. Flat Cap, please. I'm a gentleman!" Diadem managed to sputter, batt
ing his lashes in a flirtatious manner. His voice was soft and British a
s usual. "If you intend to court me, do it correctly."
"Correctly, huh? Then how about-" Flat Cap moved closer to Diadem and sw
ept him backward in a dip! "A kiss?"
A wind blew and Sakura petals scented the air sweetly as their moment wa
s held for what seemed like ages in time, but was actually a few moments
.
OMEGA:
"If it was real then i would be a Demon and i don't want to be a Demon
." Boxer said as he look down. "I don't want to end up like my Father.
" He said as he was starting to feel more sour as he talked.
COFFIN:
Vampire Collar nodded, "Be careful love." He checked on his phone to s
ee what everyone else was doing, keeping an eye on the two.
Virgin Killer made a small noise and she raised a brow. "What in the d
ick suck...?" She smelled something fishy.
Assless crossed his arms and looked around. "I'm gonna check on the sp
ooks. Be back." He walked off to go check on Vampire after pecking Dia
dem's cheek.
Dzilla finds Mary on Asmodeus' leg and she sighs. He'd be okay.
The Tracer of the group made her way over to the other overwatch dweeb
s. Foxstole stretched. "Glad to see more people doing this game." She
looked at Luna.
Mary was nugget filled and embarrassed. His face was hidden in Asmo's
leg. He mumbled hello.
BRIT:
"Man, if he's making you uncomfortable, you have the authority to brea
k it off." Blazer explained, giving him a reassuring hand to the shoul
der, "You're not obligated to stay with him, 'specially if you feel li
ke he's using you. It's not healthy. Just tell him: 'I don't think we
should be together anymore.' You don't gotta explain yourself, bro."
SOUP KITTY:
Diadem snapped out of it and planted his feet on the ground making him
self stand up, the nervous look was one of fear now, as he had no idea
what had happened. He started muttering to himself, clearly terrified
. He stepped away from Flat Cap and stood behind Virg. "What the h*ck
is happening?"
Jong gave boxer a reassuring no homo bro hug. "Just break it off then?
"
Pointe continued to be intrigued by her manga, way too invested in the
story to be paying attention to anything else.
OMEGA:
"But he knows it's all fake! We staged so he could help me get my job
back when he was Gogo!" Boxer said as he stand up and looked at Blazer
s. "Why are Demons drawn to me..." He said as he sat back down and loo
k down.
SOUP KITTY:
Jong rolled his eyes a little. "Just do it anyway. Things might seem o
ne way to you but they may not be like that to other people."
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Ruka grimaced when Luna placed the orange tip on the gun. "Come on, it
's not like im actually gonna use it. Not yet, anyways." He said as a
smirk appeared on his face.
Flat Cap blinked a few times before coming to his senses as well and l
ooked at his hands. "Okay...I'm actually starting to get a little scar
ed now. And comin' from me, that's sayin' something."
SAIYAN:
"Look, do you want to smash or not?" Wristband said with a glare at As
mo.
Meanwhile Bowtie looked at HP with a raised eyebrow.
"Who the heck is Piggles?" she asked him
COFFIN:
Mary Janes straight up faints. Wasted.
Virgin Killer scoops up Diadem and she chancla glares at Flatcap. "Lip
s off my twink mr."
Assless Chaps and Vampire Collar were watching things, well mostly Vam
pire. Assless was patrolling around him.
Dzilla was trying to get S.U merch for her boy.
BRIT:
"This is Lady Piggles, you uncultured fop." Came Amulet's voice as he
strolled in with a stroller. It contained one (1) tiny piglet in a beh
emoth costume, "And you will address her as such."
"Buddy, just dump the fuck." Blazer pushed a bit, "He seduced Cowlneck
, too, remember? Cowl hasn't spoken a positive word to Asmodeus since
then. Usually he's a catty bitch, but he knows he was wronged, and you
do, too."
They sighed and shook their head.
"And Demons are drawn to you because you fall for it. Some of us are j
ust way too susceptible to their temptations. You wear your sins on yo
ur sleeve a bit." They explained.
FUJOSHI:
The little lady gasped as Virgin Killer scooped Diadem up. She had to
fix this, and quick! She sat on the floor and really let her notebook
have it:
"Hey, Virgin! What's going on?" Diadem asked the tall, scantilly clad la
dy with rage in his eyes, "This absolute stud is trying to give me the b
est romance of my life!"
"I can't keep this going, I know you two are terrible for each other! Wh
at about me? I thought we were a thing!" Virgin Killed wept, holding Dia
dem crushingly close to her. She seemed so angry about this- the injusti
ce was too much for her, but she didn't realize how she was coming betwe
en such a beautiful relationship!
((Just like a dumb baka girl to come between two kawaii boys having a re
lationship, said Fujoshi as she wrote feverishly))
Flat Cap acted immediately and swept Diadem out of Virgin Killer's obvio
usly weak grip.
"Don't worry, Di. I'll keep you safe." He said, holding the boy close. D
iadem looked like he was going to cry!
OMEGA:
"Alright, Jong and Blazer. Thank you." Boxer said as he hugs the two g
iving them the most strongest hug ever.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Flat Cap shook his head and noticed Diadem in his arms once again. He
quickly pushed away, though not hard enough as to knock him over. "OOo
ookay!!! Yeah yeah yeah something's really wrong and I dont like it! I
....fuck, I need to use the restroom." With said, he quickly made his
way to the nearest bathroom to wash his face. "What the fuckin' hell..
.?" He muttered to himself.
COFFIN:
Virgin Killer blinks and nearly summons her weapon. "Hold the mother f
ucking phone and put it on vibrate, what the fuck!?" Bob yeeted himsel
f out of her cleavage and he stuck a sucker to Diadem's face. "Okay no
w this shits definitely a good damn ghost. I can feel it in my cooch."
Assless Chaps rushed over to his sister and he hugged Diadem. "Sweet l
orrrd..I leave forrre two minutes..arrre you okay?" Assless looked dow
n and squished Diadem's cheeks.
Vampire Collar quickly moved to Jong and took his hand. "I feel like s
omething might be up."
SOUP KITTY:
And he did start crying. Tears started streaming down his cheeks as he
was pushed away, clearly more confused now than ever. He had bumped r
ight into to Virgin. "I'm so sorry I don't know what's happening a-and
.." he couldn't finish his words now. He was too confused. He came out
here to have a good time and he was honestly feeling so attacked righ
t now. This boy was sensitive beyond belief. Rest in peace Diadem.
Jong wiggled out of the hug "Dude careful, I have buns in the oven." h
e then looked at vamp "Hmm?"
KURP:
Luna looked at Ruka with an exasperated expression. She didn't even wa
nt to know. She instead turned around to see Foxstole, smiling as the
other angel approached her.
"Hey, that's a pretty nice Tracer cosplay you got going on!"
"I do!" Asmodeus began, "But I'm concerned over the fact that you're m
aking an exception, is all. Unless the kid is truly that bad..."
Upon seeing the piglet, Hairpin began to make small kissy noises at it
as he grabbed the piglet and held it in his arms.
"And she's the fairest Lady in the convention. Aren't you?"
SAIYAN:
Bowtie's eyes lit up as she saw the adorable little piglet in a stroll
er. She never really had felt like the way she did when seeing a cute
cat or dog when she saw a pig before but her she was fawning over one.
"Awww! Isn't she adorable?! I didn't know you guys had a pig! How long
have you had her?" she asked, completely ignoring Amulet's orders to
call her by a certain title.
Wristband laughed at Asmo's comment.
"You don't know the half of it" she replied.
OMEGA:
"Oh Sorry, I just like hugging people." Boxer said with a smile as he
feeling better.
Raincoat was watching the Weird Fanfic happening.
COFFIN:
Dzilla Usain Bolted over to Asmodeus and she scooped up Mary Janes. "
Um what exactly happened and why is he out cold??"
Vampire Collar looked down at Boxer and he cleared his throat a tad. "
I feel like something's going on. I have no clue what but if this is l
ike last year I suggest we keep our guards up." Dadpire has arrived.
Virgin and Assless hug Diadem and they start to purr, trying to calm h
im. "It's okay sweetie." They said in unison.
KURP:
Asmodeus got closer to Wristband, "Do tell. I wasn't really paying att
ention to him under aliases. Had to play the part of some catty actor
and all."
He was caught off guard by Dzilla's entrance and shrugged.
"Guess the kiddie heard things he wasn't supposed to because I didn't
even know he was around until it was too late."
BRIT:
Blazer very well dangled in Boxer's grip, adjusting the sword on their
back to avoid hurting the boy holding him.
"Yer welcome." They said through a smooshed face.
Amulet crossed his arms and rolled his eyes as Bowtie fawned over his
little piglet.
KURP:
"We've had her for a few years now. I'm sure we've had her for at leas
t three years," Hairpin said, "Amulet gifted her to me but truth is, h
e fell smitten with her first."
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Wanting to explore the con some more and maybe get some merch, if Vest
hasn't stolen already, Ruka walked off and took off the orange tip fr
om the shotgun cause fuck Luna. He eventually ran into Tank Top and Dr
ess Shirt doing some gay shit in front of a bunch of fangirls. "What t
he flying fuck are you sons of bitches doing?" He asked as he approach
ed the brothers.
SAIYAN:
Bowtie was surprised to hear how old the pig was. She thought it was s
till a baby, but it turned out that she was actually much older than t
hat.
"Wow, I didn't think she was that old. I thought she was still a littl
e piglet." She replied to HP.
Meanwhile, Wristband rubbed her temples, thinking of Boxer and his ant
ics that he's pulled in the past.
"Jeez, where do I begin? The dude's been a hassle from day one. He eve
n managed to punch a Seraph in the face. That was pretty amusing to wa
tch. So no one would object to something bad happening to him. It woul
d be karma for sure." Wristband explained.
COFFIN:
Dzilla nodded,"Yeah makes sense." She took him off to go get the print
s signed. Was he limp on her shoulder? Yeah.
YARANAIKA:
It took some time but Yaranaika stood, waving happily at Pointe after
returning her manga.
"I have to go!" She placed her hands on the girl's face and skipped o
ff. Unseen to her and probably to Pointe as well, a small tendril of
ghostly energy attached to Pointe's cheek and sank into the skin. Aft
er she skipped away she began to look for others. Eyes swirling in he
r joy, she saw her new goal.
Hot Pants and Duster may have been expecting a fun day but she could t
ell this OTP would be amazing! It just wasn't... sugoi enough. Yeah!
She clapped her hands together in devious glee as her pigtails almost
looked to be curling. Skipping over, she giggled in what she deemed t
o be a cute manner but was truly just... mad. Insane, really. Like a
Hime laugh.
"Your cosplays are so sugoi!! Where'd you get 'em?!"
RYAN:
Shaking herself out of her stupor, Thigh High stood up as she was call
ed out by Archer Gloves.
"You're both hella old and yet, you're acting like you're highschool c
rushes it's honestly kinda pathet-"
"Your father told me about your date with Pumps and Luna." Pauldron cu
t in, he's maybe a healer but.....
"And I'm the only reason he hasn't told anyone... Though I don't belie
ve I should be trying to protect you when you're clearly okay with air
ing other people's business."
"No papa." Thigh High dropped her accusatory pointed finger and shook
her fist at the sky. How could you father? Not even the McCree Voice R
eel was enough to shut him up, she should have known that. Hanging her
head in defeat.
"Fine, but don't expect me to part the sea of weebs for you anytime so
on!"
SOPHIE:
Ruffles was making her way down town, walking fast, faces past on the
way to a shitshow. BA DA DA DA DA DA.. DA DA DA DA. After abruptly clo
sing shop upon hearing this con had full sets of the Pokemon mangos, s
he was ready to blow hard earned money on stuff that had already been
uploaded illegally online, that she had red about 4 times prior. She s
lipped through the crowds, and for once nobody seemed to question why
she dressed like a 10 year old from a video game.
She scanned through the seating area in the front of the con and locat
ed her target. Her eyes glint red as a grin swept over her face. Money
in hand, the 23 year old raced over to Pointe. "HI SO-" She started,
jumping in place. "THE MANGAS?" She finished.
OMEGA:
"What is happening with Mr. Banjo?" Boxer ask as he looked over at Fla
tcap and Diadem who were acting weird.
All other character are busy. Maybe. I have to much characters.
SOUP KITTY:
Pointe looked at the girl who had just touched her face, and then over
at Ruffles "oh here-" she said, handing over the full sets she had pi
cked up. She smiled.
Jong was pretty much heart eye emojis for vamp right now. He loved his
Dadpire.
Diadem had calmed down a little. What a horrifying experience that was
. Truly one he'll remember for years.
KURP:
"The Seraph in question?," He inquired, "If it's Dermal, then the guy
deserves it too."
"Yeah. I'm unsure of why she retained this size, but I'm guessing she
must be a different type of micro pig," Hairpin said, setting Piggles
back down on her little stroller.
Archer huffed as he tugged on his namesakes, straightening them out, "
I'm sure yelling has the same effect to get them out of the way," he s
aid.
Hot Pants blinked as some girl suddenly approached them. He was strugg
ling to keep the alpacas within his grip, adjusting himself as he trie
d to find words.
"Uuuuh, we had them custom made by a friend," he said.
SOPHIE:
Ruffles blinked, holding out AT LEAST two hundred dollars in cash. _"W
ill this cover the fees, my fair lady?"_ She uttered, in the very most
seriously serious tone. After all, it was a convention. Shits pricey
there m'dude.
FUJOSHI:
Fujoshi was stunned. These two were not as kawaii as she had first hop
ed. Giving up on this current fandom, she stood and pattered off to fi
nd another possible ship she could write about. Life was too short to
write about a sunken ship.
OMEGA:
"We are trying to lure the Lost Soul out." Dress Shirt said as he look
ed at Ruka. "This wasn't my idea but my Brothers idea. He is fucking B
i after all." Tank Top said as he looked at Ruka too. "So, what the fu
cking is going on with your friend?" He ask as he points over to Flatc
ap.
SOUP KITTY:
Pointe nodded "that should cover it." In reality, pointe had dished ou
t a lot more than that for one set. But she wasn't about to break some
one's dreams like this.
SOPHIE:
Ruffles blinked, glossing over what books were included, she was shock
ed. "Wait-are you sure? Dude this stuff goes for loooaaads more online
, especially if it's collectors edition-" She blinked, taking a seat n
ext to Pointe. She opened her purse and began shoveling out quite a lo
t of 20 dollar bills.
"Honestly just tell me when" She stated, as if the money was water and
the space she was placing the money was a glass, being filled at a re
sturaunt.
BRIT:
Duster snagged a few alpacas away from Hot Pants to keep them from fal
ling over. He turned and quirked a brow at the young woman. She had th
e chaotic air about her... Like one of the Silver Elite. It made visib
ly uncomfortable, but he had to be courteous.
"A few touchups were made by professionals, but my brother helped us m
ake them. Thank you for the... Compliment." He said, moving the cape a
little bit. He wondered if he should cheese the Vaati charm he'd lear
ned about, but he didn't want to get caught up in all this. That was m
ore a Cowlneck thing.
SOUP KITTY:
"holy shit you're good its okay" Pointe just stared wide eyed at the n
ew stack of $20s on her hand. She was mildly shook. A light shookening
.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Ruka looked over at Flat Cap as he walked into the bathroom. "Okay fir
st off," he began, turning back to the brothers, "That fucker ain't my
friend. Second of all: How the fuck should I know? And third of all:
What kind of ghost would be attracted by this degenerate shit?" He the
n remembered the incident with Jackalube a while back, "Actually, dont
answer that."
Flat Cap, meanwhile, started washing his face.
OSCAR:
As Gloves and Sapphire was done with their delicious ice cream, they g
o on a walk through the con and look at the different booths.
Meanwhile, Dress Socks and G-Strings was getting a little tired from w
alking and rest on the brown bench. "Man," Dress Socks said. "There's
lots of people in here and it's hard to find the Lost Soul. It's like
finding a Lost Soul in a Hay Stack!" He shouted.
"I know," G-Strings said. "But we need to be patient. Sooner or later,
that Lost Soul will be found. For now, I need to rest."
Dress Socks nod and now watch other Cosplay pass by them.
COFFIN:
Dadpire held Jong close to his hip and he pecked the top of his head.
"Nothing is happening to my husband to be."
Foxstole sat near a booth on her phone, she was bored and people were
loud.
Virgin Killer sighed and she coated her baby carrot boy in kisses.
Assless Chaps sighs,"I'll get you some waterrr." He walked off and bum
ped into Ruka before losing his balance in his heels and falling on to
p of him. "Holy fuck.." He looked down at Ruka. "Oh. Grrreat."
SOPHIE:
Ruffles stopped mid-pouring cash into a minor's hands and blinked.
LAST TIME ON DCM:
Doki Doki Con was underway and Angels had been so graciously invited to
this year's convention, taking advantage of this as a time to relax and
have fun from their busy work schedules. Demons, on the other hand, had
been instructed to keep an eye out for a potential Lost Soul but they we
re having poor luck in trying to draw it out...for the most part.
Abbey-goers, that included both Demons and Angels, began experiencing we
ird events where they acted out shitty fic scenes that were probably wri
tten by some middle school kid that barely discovered yaoi.
Will it be all sakura petals and fun times or turn into something more s
inister? Hopefully neither.
SOPHIE:
Ruffles is queer and here.
BRIT:
Strappon had found himself someplace to be with Luna Circlet and Sukaj
an.
Blazer had recovered from the bearhug and went to seek out some of the
ir fellow cosplayers, trying to keep a lookout for odd activity that w
asn't being caused by Asmodeus.
OMEGA:
Boxer head back to re-join Raincoat to continue their convention fun.
Emperor Crown got done taking pictures and join up with Father Crucifi
x.
Tank Top and Dress Shirt stop with their "Brother Love" and started to
search for the Ghost.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Ruka dropped his shotgun as Assless bumped and feel on top of him. He
shook his head and looked up at Assless before furrowing his brow. "Ge
t the fuck of me!" He exclaimed, pushing the Hex Boy off.
Flat Cap finally emerged from the bathroom, a large cloud of smoke exi
ting the door as he opened. Motherfucker was smoking weed again.
Helmet finally arrived at the Con, waddling through the entrance in hi
s ham costume that smelled of stinky meat.
KURP:
It was clear to Hot Pants that Duster wasn't feeling like humoring a r
andom patron of the con and nudged him.
"Uh, thank you for the compliments, but we gotta go take care of a few
things right now. Our hands are kind of full, ya know?"
Near the entrace of the con, a new face was being bombarded by enthus
iastic children, cosplayers, and cosplay enthusiasts alike. Speedo hea
rd about a potential Lost Soul from the work email but he wasn't expec
ting it to be this pact at the convention. He was actually regretting
not making a disguise for the occasion as he could barely move a foot
without being stopped for a photo or two. Oh bother.
Asmodeus spotted Boxer and approached him with open arms, ready to giv
e him a hug.
"Boxxy!" He cooed, "Sweetie. Was your stomach hurting? You certainly t
ook a bit over there. I hope everything's okay."
Luna was busying herself with making quick adjustments to Sukajan's co
splay, eventually moving on to fixing Strappon's shirt as well. Not so
much that Strappon needed it, but it was a force of habit at this poi
nt.
Sukajan looked around, sitting down for a bit in silence before jumpin
g up on his feet.
"We should probably go look for others, see how they're doing and all.
Something doesn't feel right..."
COFFIN:
Mary Janes woke up covered in Steven universe plushies and he nearly f
ainted again. He got up and climbed onto his nana. "THANK YOU THANK YO
U THANK YOU!" Mary screeched as he kissed Dzilla's cheeks.
Dzilla started to chuckle and she pecked his forehead. "Never a proble
m Mary."
Assless Chaps grunted when his ass hit the floor. He rolled his eyes a
nd he got up, dusting himself off. "Was planning on it dick munch."
Foxstole was taking a smoke break.
OWLIE:
"Um, hello guys!" Polo said, smiling and waving at some of the angels
as they approached. He was wearing his Blue Diamond costume and he loo
ked pretty proud about it.
In fact, every member of the Buttondown household was wearing Steven U
niverse-themed costumes. Monocle strutted in his Yellow Diamond costum
e, (Those boots made him feel tall and powerful) and Sneakers in a Rub
y costume followed closely, he was looking around, looking for his boy
friend.
Henley Shirt, dressed as Pink Diamond, was pulling a wagon, in the wag
on was Cardigan, cosplaying as White Diamond, Her headpiece was glowin
g like a lamp and she remained in a single pose while Henley dragged h
er along.
SOUP KITTY:
Jong scrolled through his phone for a bit before looking back up. Noth
ing seemed out of the ordinary yet but if his Dadpire was concerned th
en he would be alert.
Pointe shoved the cash into her wallet and cried internally. She could
get more anime figures now. She would like to not only thank God but
also the Goddess for this newfound fortune.
Diadem regained his composure. He definitely looked like he had been c
rying. Why was he like this. This whole thing was definitely cause for
concern though. "Hey, I'm gonna go meet up with Jong. That was way to
o weird." And with that, the twink was on his way. Blessed be his twin
k nubs, which so quickly carried him all the way to where Jong was. He
promptly let him know what had just happened.
"I'm gonna text Virg and Assless to meet us here. I dont want things t
o get too out of hand and have us all be split up."
Diadem simply nodded at this and stood next to Jong and Vamp, with his
arms crossed. Boy oh boy did he wanna go home.
OMEGA:
Boxer gulps and gives Asmodeus a gentle hug. "My stomach is fine just
need to take a number two, hehe." Boxer chuckles nervously as he looks
at Asmodeus. He would tell Asmodeus something later but not right now
.
EMI:
Mong was spending a lot of time showing off in his cute costume. It wa
s a perfect opportunity to binge, that's for sure, but the uh... Viril
ity of a lot of the men around here was questionable, at the very leas
t. Thankfully there were plenty of berzerkers around.
Why was he there again? Oh, right. Lost Soul or something. He was sure
he would find it by doing his usual duties anyway.
COFFIN:
Mary Janes boyfriend senses tingled and he steered his grandmother ove
r to the diamond authority. He hopped off of the giant woman and he hu
gged Sneakers. "Sneakie!!" Dzilla simply waved to the adults of the gr
oup.
Vampire Collar sent a text to Assless Chaps and he exhaled. He took hi
s sippy cup out of his hair and he started to chug it. He was indeed a
nervous drinker. "I sent Assless a text he should be over soon if he
sees it."
Virgin Killer made her way over to the two Hex boys and her Dexter. "H
ey kiddies. Anyone else getting the feeling some shit might be up?"
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"Try to watch where you're fucking going next time, leech." Ruka said
as he got up and grabbed the shotgun before walking off. After passing
some booths, he noticed a man in an admittedly really good shark man
cosplay and approached him after a group of people were done taking ph
otos of him. "Gotta say, man. You're killing it with that shark man ge
tup."
Helmet wandered through the con like an idiot, amazed by all the booth
s and merch before noticing Strappon with Luna and Sukajan. "Brother S
trappon, Ser Sukajan, Madam Luna!" He exclaimed, waddling towards the
trio. "What doth thou all thinketh of my cosplay?"
OWLIE:
"This is fucking pointless," Circlet said in distaste as she looked do
wn at her costume, she was cosplaying as Allura from Voltron. She and
Pocket Watch (dressed as HIM from the Power Puff Girls) are walking ar
ound, looking for their comrades.
"Nonsense, Circe" Pocket Watch chuckled as he stopped and took some se
lfies with some cosplayers. He turned to her and grinned, let's just h
ave some fun while doing our job, okay?"
"Mary!" Sneakers said as he ran to catch the bean in a tight embrace.
"Wow... You look pretty"
"/Hello Starlight/~" Cardigan said, still remaining in character, blin
king at Mary Janes and gave him an eerie smile.
KURP:
"Do you want me to give you a few kisses to make you feel better anywa
ys?" Asmodeus asked, once again embracing Boxer, playing with his hair
.
"By the way, my offer still stands. Ever want anything from here, I ca
n get it for you."
"There are some right now," Luna said, pointing over to Polo's little
group. "Hi guys!" She called out, waving to them, "Your outfits are al
l nice, glad you could make it."
SOPHIE:
Ruffles was sitting next to Pointe, after making the young girl consid
erably more wealthy. She had a gameboy in her hands and it was clear
she had some business to finish. Flipping open the lid on the device,
you could hear very distinct bells followed by what sounded like highl
y bit-compressed trumpets. It was then it became clear that the girl w
as trying to catch the legendary in her game, but not with a master ba
ll. No.
Her eyes had bags under them from the pure repetition she had to endur
e to try and catch a legendary whale in a simple pokeball. She'd spent
hours resetting her game and trying again and again. Her friends sugg
ested she just use a masterball, but no, it wasn't that simple. The ma
sterball was ugly. Who'd use that. Not Ruffles.
COFFIN:
"Trrry to be less of a chode next time." Assless spat before checking
his phone. He looked at his texts and he made his way to complete the
Hexes.
Mary's face paint covered his blush but he was certainly warming up. "
Y-y-you look pretty t-too." He smiled at Cardigan and he waved. "Hiya
White!"
OMEGA:
"You!" Emperor Crown said as he walks over to Henley Shirt. He looked
at him and started to chuckle. "It looks a i don't have to do anything
because you're ridiculous costume has done it for me!" Emperor Crown
laugh as he was being a asshole.
"Polo and Mono good to see you here. Also, great costumes." Father Cru
cifix said as he approach to them with a smile.
"Ummm not at the moment. I just want to have a fun day and be a Nerd."
Boxer said with a nervous smile as he looks at Asmodeus.
Raincoat was looking at the Art of Aqua from Kingdom Hearts.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Vest soon came back to the Con after shoving the bag of stolen merch i
n his truck and was now in his Sly Cooper cosplay rather than the Hann
ibal Lecter one Flat Cap forced on him. He looked around for more stuf
f to steal, he noticed PW and Circlet, more specifically PW. "Hey, Poc
ket Watch!" He called out as he approached them, "I love you Him costu
me! Oh, and your costume looks good too, Circlet."
OSCAR:
While walking at different booths, Gloves and Sapphire was looking at
different materials from the stands. Most of them contain some shirts
of different cartoon shows they've watch and some of them was differen
t anime that they never watch. While looking, Sapphire got a glimpse o
f an item that she look at and it was a Poké Ball. She forgot that her
cosplay doesn't contain a Poké Ball and plans on buying it. Luckily,
it was only five dollars to pay for a ball and she pays for it for her
self.
Gloves was with her getting a Poké Ball and he was getting few attenti
ons form other cosplayers. As such, they let them get a picture of him
and wave while saying, "Lucario!"
Meanwhile, Dress Socks and G-Strings was sitting on a brown bench sinc
e they walk for so long, but now they got up and continues to search f
or the Lost Soul again.
SOPHIE:
As Ruffles became more and more agitated by her game, one of the "mock
" pokeballs on her belt fell loose. As it hit the ground, the contents
inside popped out.
OWLIE:
"Thank you, Miss Luna," Polo said, grinning slightly. "Me and Monocle
worked hard to make the costumes, I'm glad it looks good"
"/Hello Starlight/" Cardigan said once again. Henley rolled his eyes,
but then his head turned at the direction of EC's voice. He gritted hi
s teeth. "Piss off, fucker, I'm not in the mood to talk to you, so get
out of my face or you'll get another round of ass kicking"
"No fighting" Monocle said strictly, his heels clacking against the ti
led floor as he approached the two. "Try to stay away as far from each
other, will you?
"Thank you, dear vest~" PW said, smiling widely. Circlet returned the
greeting with a simple wave.
OMEGA:
"My My My what rude little tongue you have." EC said as he was about s
ummon his weapon but was stopped by Mono with said "No Fighting". "Wha
tever, my revenge is complete thanks to your costume." He chuckles as
he looks at him. He was being like a asshole which he was.
Tank Top and Dress Shirt keep their eyes out for the Lost Soul.
SOUP KITTY:
As the pokeball opened, it wasn't a figure that popped out. Instead it
was a girl. An angry one. This particular girl looked like a very dis
gruntled Pikachu. Her eyes darted around the room. She wasn't in Kansa
s anymore. Kansas being the woods where she last remembered being. She
felt her eye twitch. /he/ was close by. Yes. ___He.___
Across the convention, a chill ran down Diadem's spine. "Pinafore is h
ere." He muttered. Now wanting to leave more than before.
Less importantly, Purity Ring had just shown up as Bombshell Wonder Wo
man. She kept getting pulled aside for pictures.
Pointe's jaw dropped at the sight of pinafore freshly out of her pokeb
all. "What the fuck" was all that she could manage to say. What the fu
ck indeed.
Jong just looked at Diadem. He blinked. "What. Isn't she like, in a ga
rbage can somewhere?"
SOPHIE:
Ruffles held Pinafore back by the collar of her shirt, slipping her fi
nger under it and hooking it around. "Hey, bad, we talked about this."
She muttered, searching through her bag. She reached in and pulled ou
t a Pikachu headband and fixed it on the girl's head. It was as if she
had a trainer's bond with her pokemon. Which was strange because this
wasn't a pokemon but instead a raging psychopath hellbent on getting
the love of her life in a Princess Lea costume in a dungeon.
But regardless, she turned to address Pointe's simple, and understanda
ble response. Still holding Pinafore back by the collar of her shirt,
Ruffles simply replied "She uh. Well, she broke into my house a while
back and I hucked this ball at her and it worked so. Yeah. Frankly I'm
rolling with the insanity."
BRIT:
Duster nodded at Hots' suggestion and made a break for the door with q
uick feet. No thanks, no fangirl today. After unloading their merch in
to his car, they made their way back into the con at a different entra
nce.
"I don't want to encounter her again." He said to Hot Pants, after bei
ng pulled aside by a few people for pictures. "I'd rather not deal wit
h the rabid types."
Blazer stared Asmodeus down for a good couple of seconds before approa
ching the group and giving Asmo a rough pat to the back.
"Listen, sugar daddy. Back off a bit. He's clearly crawlin in his skin
." They said.
SOUP KITTY:
Pinafore made a pouty face. To a stranger, this would seem very very c
ute. She looked at Ruffles "Its not like i can be more than five feet
away from you anyway." She sighed, and opened her locket. It was a pic
ture of Diadem, her true love. Sure she had other loves, but, Diadem?
He was her first. Her first love that is. She started giggling quietly
, which quite frankly, was a bit unsettling the more it went on. And i
t went on for a /while./
COFFIN:
Virgin Killer heard Pinafore and she gripped the sweater in her bag. "
I don't know how Pg a beheading is but she's gonna need more than pare
ntal guidance after I'm done." She fumed.
Assless Chaps licked his sisters cheek,"Calm down. We should be fine.
She's on bitch watch. We have biggerrr fish to frrrry."
Mary Janes was hugging his boy, showing him all the toys Dzilla had go
t him.
Foxstole stretched and walked over to Pinafore, "You good?" The Tracer
cosplayed rose a brow.
KURP:
Luna sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. Not only was a familiar
face, that she didn't like, there but now the despot of the Abbey as w
ell.
"Listen," she began, getting up and putting herself in between Henley
and Emperor Crown, "We're all here to have a good time. If you're here
to pick fights, then kindly leave this place."
Hot Pants nodded as he posed with Duster while taking pictures, "Somet
hing felt more off about that particular girl, but that could just be
me. You wanna go back and snag more merch?"
Clearly he was ready to blow out his monthly funds.
A small chuckle came out of Asmodeus as he turned around to Blazer, st
ill playing with Boxer's hair.
"What, I'm only fulfilling my role of being a good /boyfriend/. Now, i
f he doesn't want me to be that, /he/ needs to tell me, otherwise I'm
staying where I am. I want to hear it from him, only then I'll stop."
SOPHIE:
Ruffles simply pulled out a spritz bottle and sprayed the maniac. "Bad
. Stop it." She stated, holding the bottle sideways, as if it were a g
un in an edgy Hollywood movie. Even though holding guns sideways is ve
ry inefficient, and the same could be said about a spritz bottle, as g
ravity is not on your side.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Helmet slipped a banana peel and mcfucking fell on his back. He tried
to get up but his ham costume made his arms and legs like little nubs
so all he could do was roll around in a circle.
"So, is there any specific you guys are looking for here? I can go get
it if you want." Vest said, as his fake raccoon tail somehow waged wi
th excitement. Listen, this con had lots of stuff he could steal but h
e just didn't know to what to get next after that big haul earlier.
Flat Cap scared a guy in a Courage the Cowardly Dog costume with a big
green spooky mask, just like in the show.
KURP:
"Huh?"
Said shark man turned around to Ruka, trying to process the person tha
t was speaking to him and then looked at himself. He quirked a brow in
confusion.
"Uuuh, thanks I guess? This isn't really a getup. This is how I look,"
he said simply, "Your costume is nice too?"
Sukajan sighed as discourse almost immediately started up before he lo
oked over to the source of a foul smell. Of course, it was Helmet, cov
ered in rotting meat. He saw the man roll around and honestly? He wasn
't really going to help.
OMEGA:
"Fine, besides a Emperor doesn't need to waste his time with fools." E
mperor Crown said as he looks at Henley Shirt then walks over to fans
of the Fate Series. He started to take pictures with them.
Boxer went quiet.
Raincoat is almost done shopping.
HITA:
There was a twitch as VF smelled something tasty. Following its nose
after politely waving to its superiors, the demon wandered towards a l
arge crowd. Okay, so the tasty smell was kind of rank but that was fi
ne. It was hungry, damn it. It hadn't eaten lunch yet and the though
t of hunting a cult had its stomach rumbling. Turning its head, it lo
oked over at Helmet and licked its lips a bit.
There it was again! Hair twisting behind her, Brooch spun in place an
d took a determined stride back to the large group she'd left. This f
eeling of dread twisting her up had to be nefarious! How dare this vi
llain she sensed be invisible to her justice seeking gaze?! So focuse
d she was, she walked right by a creepily smiling Sailor Moon cosplaye
r without noticing her hair curling in disgust.
YARANAIKA:
Yaranaika's eyes twinkled merrily as she viewed those around her. Wha
t pretty people! Her eyes locked onto Emperor Crown. What a big man!
He clearly needed love! And affection! Rubbing her hands together
in glee, she began to skip merrily to the man, a pigtail wrapping coyl
y around his leg.
"Hello! I love your cosplay!!"
FUJOSHI:
The tiny terror found her way to a larger group of cosplayers and near
ly squealed when she saw such a dashing white demon walking around. He
was so handsome! Now, who would he be perfect with?
She scanned the group and settled her bespectacled eyes on the yellow
lady. She was clearly in a bad mood- she should gift her with this ha
ndsome man!
Yellow Diamond was so done with this crowd! To lower herself to such a l
evel and keep company with such fools- even if the beautiful Blue Diamon
d was accompanying her. How she wished she could find some company worth
y of her presence.
The White Demon Prince had caught her eyes, his aqua hair that flowed li
ke a waterfall down his back, and those large horns... He was so beautif
ul- the most beautiful specimen of another species she had ever seen.
The demon turned to face the lovely lemon beauty with interest, catching
her eyes with his own cerulean orbs. He threw her a charming smirk to m
ake her feel welcome, and it caused her to feel her face flush.
KURP:
Asmodeus snapped out of his near trance-like state, looking around his
surroundings confused. When and how did he get where he was, he remem
bered that he was next to Boxer and Blazer.
"What...Uh..."
OWLIE:
"What the hell...?" Monocle shook his head and locked eyes with Polo,
what is happening to him?
"Are you okay?" Polo asked him. Monocle shrugged, he felt like someone
just assumed his gender, and why the hell is his face red?
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"Wait, for real?" Ruka asked, taking off his helmet, revealing his dem
on visage, and looked up and down at the shark man. "Oh, you must be o
ne of those siren fucks, like Minishit."
KURP:
Asmodeus squinted at the cosplay group before him. Especially those as
Diamonds.
"My, uh. The Diaminds certainly got smaller than what I remembered....
"
"Mini-who?"
Speedo tilted his head as he spoke, tapping his chin pensively.
"But yes, I'm a Siren. Berzerker-Siren, rather..."
OMEGA:
"Are you okay, Asmodeus?" Boxer ask as he looked at him a little confu
se on what happen.
OWLIE:
Monocle kept looking at the towering (understatement of the year) demo
n before him. Polo began to get concerned over his fiance.
OMEGA:
"Why thank you! Someone finally realize my beauty and grace!" EC said
with a smile filled with pride. He loved when people compliment him. "
But please continue to praise me for i am your Emperor! I come from a
Bloodline of Kings!" He said as he getting some of his sin out.
BRIT:
Duster looked down at the rolling ham in front of him with pity.
"Hots, I think we should help him." He said in a sort of detached tone
.
Blazer watched as Asmodeus vaporized in front of them. Right in front
of their salad. How rude. They blinked.
"Uh. What." They said, looking at Boxer with a perplexed expression, "
Asmo just disappeared."
OMEGA:
"How did that happen?" Boxer ask as he looked at Blazer with confusion
.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"Hmmm, you're not inbred, are you?" Ruka asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling WHAT?! Keep rolling, rolling,
rolling, rolling!" Helmet sang as he continued to roll.
COFFIN:
Mary Janes watched everything going on and he nibbled a nugget. "The m
itochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."
FUJOSHI:
The giggling once again ensued at their confused expressions and Fujos
hi began to write more:
"Who are you...?" Yellow Diamond asked with a demanding tone. It seemed
to waver as the domineering white Prince walked up to her in long stride
s.
"I should ask you the same question, beautiful. Your eyes shine like dia
monds, as does your glistening golden flesh." He spoke, taking her hand
and kissing it gently with his plump lips.
"Thanks." She spoke, covering one of her cheeks with her hand, "I am mad
e of them."
KURP:
Hot Pants made a face as he looked down at Helmet, cringing as the man
sang.
"I think he's fine, babe..."
Speedo's eyes widened with shock and disgust, staring daggers into Ruk
a for such a ridiculous question.
"No," he said simply.
As soon as Asmodeus snapped out of it again, he nearly began crying.
"What the fuck!" He yelled, "Whoever's doing that better stop before I
find you!"
OWLIE:
"EXCUSE ME?" Polo said, he was clearly shooketh, he moved in front of
Monocle and stared daggers at Asmodeus, "He's mine, buddy, back off"
"Ooh, drama~" Cardigan said, finally breaking character as she took he
r phone out and hit record.
KURP:
"Oh don't flatter yourself!" Asmodeus began, "Your guy's cute but he's
too broke for my tastes."
"Asmodeus!" Luna harped, "Don't be rude!"
"What? It's true!" He said.
OSCAR:
As Gloves and Sapphire continues to walk, they spotted Helmet from afa
r and seeing him rolling on the floor wearing a ham suit. They don't k
now why he choose that cosplay but if Gloves remember correctly, this
boy love hams, like, a lot. Plus, it's a little sad to see him rolling
around over and over. So Gloves ask Sapphire to take off his Lucario
paws and walk over to him to help him up.
"Hey there Helmet." Gloves said, looking down. "Let me give you a hand
." He reach out his right hand to him.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"Okay, good. Means you're not as much of a freak as him." Ruka said th
en put the helmet back on. "So, have you had any luck finding the lost
soul at all?"
Helmet stopped rolling as Gloves approached him and offered his hand.
He reached with his nub arm and grabbed his hand. "I thank you for you
r aid, furry man!" He said as he was pulled up.
OSCAR:
Gloves was feeling a little heart stab when Helmet say 'furry man', bu
t at least he knows that this cosplay really took effect on covering h
is whole body, including his face.
"Actually..." He took off his 'Lucario Head' and reveal to Helmet. "It
's Gloves." He said. When he did that, he smell something funky in the
air. He smell around at first, but the smell was coming to Helmet cos
play. "Helmet. Are you wearing actual Ham?" He ask, looking confuse as
fuck.
BRIT:
"Beat us to it, then." Duster said, clearly not concerned. He pushed s
ome of his hair back behind his shoulder. "That's an... Interesting co
stume, Helmet."
"Listen, if I knew how he did it I wouldn't be as concerned. We gotta
find him before shit hits the fan." Blazer stated, turning to look aro
und., "You can stay here and think about why you can't break up with t
his jerk or something."
They ran off. It couldn't be that hard to find a nearly 7-foot tall wh
ite demon.
KURP:
"No," he said, shaking his head, "At least not on the outside. Though
that lion statue gives me some bad vibes..."
"Didn't know Lady Googoo was relevant again," Hots added.
FUJOSHI:
Time for more drama! Fujoshi adjusted her place in the crowd and had a
sit on the floor, giggling madly. People around her began to make sur
e to avoid her, and there was a very clear 5-foot radius around the yo
ung girl who was feverishly writing in a notebook. She would write the
perfect romance! If not for herself, then for everyone around them!
"My darling Diamond." The tall Prince spoke in his charming manner, "It'
s apparent that maybe this should be a threesome? Clearly all you diamon
ds would like me, the most beautiful Prince of Demons."
He flipped his aqua waterfall strands in dramatic fashion and it mesmeri
sed the diamonds. Yellow Diamond blushed violently. The Prince took her
hand and pulled her roughly into his chest. There was a heat in the air
between them!
"I believe we should take this... To more private quarters, dear. Unless
your friends would like to come!"
Surely, this was going to be something so...
FUJOSHI:
Fujoshi stopped writing and covered her face.
"What am I doing! I can't write smut!" She screamed.
OMEGA:
"Okay..." Boxer said as he look down and stay where he was. Though at
least Raincoat was with him.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"I am glad you think so, Ser Duster! I made from chunks of ham and oth
er meats at the local butcher!" Helmet said proudly.
"Well, I'll just go shoot it then if it-" Ruka began before hearing th
e scream. He took a deep breath and exhaled. "Okay.....I think I know
where the ghost is.....and I hope i'm fucking wrong. Let's go, Sharkba
it." He then cocked the shotgun and headed the source of the scream. I
s this shotgun gonna be effective against the lost soul. Probably not,
but it's fucking cool.
KURP:
Asmodeus pushed Monocle away in clear disgust. This was anything but c
onsentual and he was actually starting to cry.
"I can hear you!" He yelled, shaking his fist at the ceiling. His voic
e lowered as his frustration grew.
"And when I find whoever it is, I will tear them apart!"
Speedo nodded and began following Ruka but stopped as the nickname was
brought up. He sighed, looking almost defeated and decided to let the
other demon do as he pleased. He just didn't feel like dealing with s
omeone calling him Sharkbait, it was always impossible to get people t
o stop calling him that once it started.
He instead went in the opposite direction, getting stopped occasionall
y for photos.
OWLIE:
"W-what the fuck..." Monocle stammered, seemingly snapped back to his
senses as Asmodeus pushed him away. He hid behind Polo, flustered as f
uck. Polo, who looked murderous as he looked around the vicinity, grow
led aggresively "I'm gonna fucking kill that ghost."
OSCAR:
While Dress Socks and G-Strings was walking, like forever within the c
on, they saw people that was getting a little crowded and bumping into
each other. They try to squeeze out of there and one they did, they p
op from the other side and see that everyone's like at least 5-foot ra
dius away from the person that was sitting on the floor. But this pers
on wasn't ordinary at all, but a Lost Soul. With Grin on their faces,
they summon out their weapons and pointed at her.
"Finally..." Dress Socks said in his Human Soul Disguise. "We finally
found Lost Soul number 3."
"Let's get her!" G-Strings shouted in her Human Maka Disguise.
COFFIN:
Virgin Killer strayed away from the group she was in and decided to go
look for the soul on her own. She summoned cavity and walked with it,
stopping for pictures here and there. She bumped into Speedo and she
squeaked. "Sorry! Are you okay? Pleasetellmeididntfuckupyourcosplay."
She frantically checked him.
SAIYAN:
Wristband had been watching Asmo like a hawk...until he decided to poo
f on her. She gave a bit of a groan of frustration that he managed to
lose her. She quickly ran around for a bit before she bumped into Blaz
er.
"Hey, have you seen Asmo at all? He just poofed on me and I don't want
him causing a ruckus" she said, panting a bit from the sprinting she
was doing.
HITA:
Sidling closer, VF leaned closer to the ham clad Helmet, sniffing in i
nterest. It leaned closer to tap on the man's shoulder, holding up a
hastily scribbled note.
'Are you going to eat all that?' VF seemed far more interested in the
man inside of the ham than should be necessary but at least it reigne
d itself it. Even if it wasn't allowed, technically, to eat humans, i
t also refused to waste all the ham.
In the meantime it was a time for a Brooch Approach™!!! Brooch's hair
twisted and she began to leap around just like her character would.
She had heard G-Strings yell and like Hell was she letting a demon do
this! Landing with a sort of inhuman grace she faced off against the
demons and the... tiny... child?
"Miss, I must insist you do desist! You can't just jam people togethe
r like that!"
YARANAIKA:
Despite the way Yaranaika was clinging to Emperor Crown with her hair,
the crowd began to back away. What was happening? Why was her skin
slowly turning black? The malevolent grin on her face split open and
before their eyes she began to warp.
"I think you'd be so sugoi with a nice lover!!"
It was this moment when the girl twisted from a Senshi into what could
only be called a creepy thing.
"Te...ke...te...ke...." She twisted her head around, tongue still fir
mly around Emperor Crown as he began to shrink. Eyes began to grow, h
is muscle mass decreased, and he began to clearly display typical of f
eminine people in yaois. "Te...ke! TEKEKEKE! KAWAII!!"
OSCAR:
Dress Socks and G-Strings was surprise to see Brooch appearance out of
the sky and land gracefully. They don't know her, but they're not let
ting her to protect the Lost Soul. "Well Miss..." G-Strings said. "Sor
ry to burst your bubble, but where here on an important mission and th
at little 'child's' coming with us."
"We don't want to hurt you, but if you going to protect her and interf
ere us..." Dress Socks said as he weird up his Sabers. "When we're goi
ng to have a little problem."
Meanwhile, Gloves was right about the costume and feel a little gross
out of the ham Cosplay. It's meant for eating, not wearing. With a sig
h, he puts on his 'Lucario Helmet and look at Helmet. "Well...at least
you like what you love." He said.
Sapphire didn't say anything, but was making a gross out expression to
Helmet.
OMEGA:
"My Face! What did you do to my beauty and grace!" Emperor Crown said
as he was now Uke-ified. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed as he
looked horrible now.
KURP:
Speedo held out his hands as if trying to asses the lady that just bum
ped into him.
"Huh? Oh no, I'm fine. Are you okay?"
He noticed that she was holding a weapon-looking object and the color
looked oddly like a Demon's. Maybe it actually was. He pointed to it.
"I'm guessing you're also looking for that Lost Soul?"
BRIT:
"Helmet. That's actually disgusting." Duster sighed.
Blazer adjusted their footing before they were ploughed over by Wristb
and and looked at her with slight aggravation before realizing who it
was.
"Yeah, he disappeared but... There's a lot of screaming coming from th
at direction." They said, pointing in the direction of the ghost. Thei
r finger drooped a little.
"Oh."
COFFIN:
Virgin Killer sighed in relief, "M-me? Yeah I'm fine no worries." She
looked over at Cavity. "This old thing? Oh yeah, it's been fucking wit
h the con goers. I take it you are too?" She tilted her pigtailed head
.
Mary Janes ran over to the girl and he say down next to her. He offere
d her a chicken nugget. "Hiya! Mr. Ruka you're gonna scare her if you
use those!"
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"I was going to, yes! But I am more than willing to share!" Helmet rep
lied to VK after reading the note then turned to Duster. "That, Ser Du
ster is not disgusting. What is disgusting.....is....uhhh......FRENCH
CHEESE!" Someone help this man.
Ruka pushed and shoved people his way through the crow of people, cuss
ing as he did so, before coming to an open area where he saw Brooch, G
-Strings, and Dress Socks. When he heard G-Strings mention a child, he
turned to face the small girl sitting on the floor. So that's the lit
tle shit they're looking for. He approached the girl and loomed over h
er, shotgun in both hands.
Flat Cap had been wandering the con for the few minutes, being stoned
and scaring some folks and eventually came across EC caught in the ton
gue of a ghost, transforming before his eyes. "Yoooooo.....Freaky shit
e right there."
OMEGA:
"What is that idiot doing?" Tank Top ask he points to Ruka who was loo
ming over a small girl. Dress Shirt turn around to look at what Ruka w
as going to do.
FUJOSHI:
Fujo jumped at the accusations by others and adjusted her glasses to l
ook up at Brooch with a small gasp.
"M-miss? I-I'm sorry!! I'm just h-having some fun!" She squeaked and g
ot up, flustered, "I-I gotta go!!"
She turned to run and immediately encountered Ruka. She was shuddering
, but she stopped and puffed out her cheeks in a pout.
"Yara-sensei!!" She screamed to the ghost at the top of her lungs, "S-
Super Henshin Transformation!"
The small form of the Lost Soul was enveloped in a bright light and th
ere was some kind of show going on- but everyone was too blinded to ac
tually see it. It was safe to assume there was a fancy Sailor Moon-esq
ue henshin.
"Now you suckers are gonna get it!" She laughed. Her form had changed
significantly to be a tall slender woman with long twintails, a pair o
f cat ears, and a Senshi outfit.
BRIT:
Duster shook his head at the inference made by Helmet and turned to th
e entrance.
"I want to look at that statue outside. It must be a new addition. Mig
ht be a nice place to hold a photoshoot." He said, nudging Hot Pants.
KURP:
Speedo nodded at Virgin Killer.
"Yeah. It was in the work email at the office. Might as well do what I
'm told considering I just got here. Don't want to lose my job."
He noticed that there was screaming and people running from just behin
d Virgin Killer and pointed in that direction.
"I'm guessing we know where to look..."
Asmodeus was getting ready to maim the Lost Soul, but was promptly sto
pped by Luna by shoving over her prop staff at him as she had summoned
her weapon.
"Take Strappon someone safe, Sukajan and I will keep the perimeter cle
ar!"
"Ugh, fine. Make sure her death is agonizing if anything," Asmodeus sa
id as he took Strappon along.
Hot Pants squinted at the scene that played out before him, squinting
at it as it went on. He looked at Duster, then back at the scene, then
back to Duster with a heavy sigh. Taking his boyfriend's hand, he tug
ged at him to follow.
"Yeah let's just go. I came here to have a nice con experience and I'm
gonna fucking have it so I don't feel like looking at the fucking gho
sts or whatever right now."
JAY:
Ribbon was running drastically late, but to be fair, it was only becau
se she had no idea how to navigate the area around the abbey that they
had taken up residence in. She was clad in a rather well-kept black d
ress suit and skirt, with brown short hair. Definitely just a disguise
and not a dumb cosplay. Especially not a dumb cosplay of a Korean mob
ile dating sim.
In any case, she had finally managed to get to the convention, coffee
in-hand, as she looked around for familiar faces around the entrance.
She couldn't remember any of the Angels she had seen around the abbey.
YARANAIKA:
"Te...ke...?" Twisting around almost more unnaturally than the way sh
e'd shifted before, Yaranaika's eyes on the side of her head zeroed in
on the mess with her OTP bestie. She giggled maliciously as she race
d forward. Imagine an enraged Winston but a Teke-Teke and there's som
ething you never want to see again. Her tongue lashed out, catching G
loves in its slimy grip. The slobber covering the poor boy soaked int
o his fursuit and into his skin, shifting him into a grossly vile warp
ing of himself.
"Tekekekeke!! Coming, Fujo-chan!!" A large hand reached forward and
grasped Ruka by the leg, tossing him up and then smashing him under a
large, meaty paw. "How kawaii you are, Fujo-chan!!" The demon in her
grasp was facing a harsh transformation himself, incapable of fightin
g the change overcoming him.
"Tekeke! I can't believe you all tried that!" Picking up Ruka in her
grasp, she threw him at the pair that had confronted her friend initi
ally, allowing him to slam into the floor before Dress Socks and G-Str
ings. There was an almost sick thud as Ruka hit the floor even as she
dropped Gloves from her tongue's grasp.
"Tekekekeke!!!"
FUJOSHI:
Fujoshi's smile widened as she began to whip around the con, flying wi
th the translucent wings on her back.
"Oh, how sad! Poor little Ruka has been battered to the ground!" She w
hined, "But he will get up and he will find his next Uke sugoi boy!"
She swept down and gave Dress Socks a hard hit to the head.
OMEGA:
"The Ghost!" Father Crucifix said as he gets out his weapon. "Boxer! R
aincoat! Time to fight!" He command as Boxer and Raincoat summoned the
ir weapons. Raincoat took cover and started to shoot at Yaranaika from
a far raining bullets on her. Boxer and Father Crucifix come charging
in at the Ghost sending slashes with a mix of punches.
Dress Shirt grabbed Tank Top's arm and spin him around and around then
sending flying at the Lost Soul with his weapon out. "Time cut you up
! Sailor Girl!" Tank Top said as he slashes at her with a wild smile o
n his face. Dress Shit summon his weapon and started to fire at her.
COFFIN:
Dzilla runs over with Mary to attack Fujoshi. Mary trips on his dress
and he tumbles over gracefully. Dzilla lands a decent hit with her axe
s.
Foxstole lazily throws her naginata and slashes her cheek. She yawns a
nd grabs her weapon as it returns to her. "Booooring."
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"Motherfuck...." Ruka grumbled as he got up on his feet then growled w
hen he overheard Fujoshi. "I'm gonna Uke sugoi YOUR FUCKING FACE!" He
shouted, not noticing or caring much about his enlarged body and small
er head then grabbed the shotgun, firing it at Yaranaika as payback fo
r slamming him into the ground even though it didn't effect her before
summoning his chained blades and slashed at Fujoshi as she flew in th
e air.
Flat Cap meanwhile just unloaded his gun at Yaranaika cause he only no
w realized that the ghost wasn't just him being high as a fucking kite
.
OSCAR:
Gloves was surprise to get attack by the ghost and can feel the slim o
nto his skin from her long tongue, eww. "AH SICK!" He said. Without kn
owing, she turn him into a grossly vile and feel so weak and the boy's
upset that the ghost did this to him.
Once release with tears within his mask, he summons his namesakes, run
s over to her and give the ghost a punch at the face. "IT COST $300 DO
LLARS, YOU GHOST!" He shouted, upsettingly.
Sapphire was surprise to see Gloves taken by the ghost and made his co
stume cover in her saliva. How dare she. As she summon her namesake in
to a Glaive, she runs over to the ghost and slash her left arm.
As Dress Sock and G-Strings see Ruka flying by Yaranaika's strength an
d it was coming at them. Both of them got hit and when Dress Socks was
going to stand, Fujoshi hit his head hard. It hurt like hell, but he
was piss now. As his eyes was glowing in gold and growl angrily, he sl
ash Fujoshi with his Sabers at her guts. "DON'T MESS WITH ME!" He shou
ted.
As G-Strings gets up, she throws her Big Shuriken at Fujoshi, but it m
ade a grain on her right arm.
BRIT:
Duster was posing with Hot Pants in front of the large draconic statue
. People were going wild over their costumes, and the fact that Duster
was already a well-known model anyway.
Blazer made their way all the way to the Ghost scene and spun their sw
ord off their back- in classic RPG Hero Fashion. A few pictures were s
napped from frightened, yet intrigued, onlookers.
"Alright, Fucker-- Shit, there's a Lost Soul, too. How the fuck do we
deal with those again??" They asked, very confused suddenly.
FUJOSHI:
Fujoshi screamed from the hit she took and turned to the crowd, much a
��ngrier!
"That's it!" She yelled, "I'mma do the dance!"
She summoned a wand that looked definitely like a cosplay prop and beg
an doing a dance. She weaved and spun in a dance only classic RPG Fans
might have been familiar with- seemed like a ripoff, but it was enoug
h to make any fan cry tears of blood. It was incredibly mesmerizing..
.
To the point where onlookers would be transfixed on it!
EMI:
Nightshirt was minding his own damn business despite the boring battle
s going on. He was sitting on a bench in front of a huge lion statue t
hat seemed to have gotten a lot of attention before the Ghost and Soul
attacked. He scratched his head, seemingly uneffected by all the shit
going on. He looked back at the "statue" that just flicked it's tail
and he blinked.
KURP:
Hot Pants felt a sinister presence beginning to loom by. It almost fel
t like it was his aunt and snapped his head behind him only to see the
statue's tail suddenly move. He turned around completely, getting a s
inking feeling in his stomach.
SAIYAN:
Wristband looked over at all of the screaming that was going on and qu
ickly saw the reason for the panic.
"Oh, so that's what's going on" she said before sighing.
Why couldn't they have anything cool going on that doesn't have ghosts
involved.
OMEGA:
Tank Top dropped his weapon as his eyes started to cry tears of blood.
"MY EYES!" Tank Top shouted as the dance was causing his eyes to blee
d. "I got your Brother!" Dress Shirt said as he sends a Hell of Bullet
s at the Lost Soul.
YARANAIKA:
Screeching violently, Yaranaika spun about, charging at Raincoat. How
dare she??!!?! She lifted a hand and slammed onto the ground Rainc
oat launched into the air and the ghost used her to climb up and into
the rafters, letting drool drip onto the floor. She hissed down at ev
eryone and then dropped down. She staggered, slamming the ground with
massive fists and trying to startle the rest.
JAY:
Ribbon's directionless meandering was brought to a halt quickly when s
he heard loud screaming and other various noises from deeper in the co
nvention center. She quickly started to make her way towards all the l
oud noise.
"Geez, guys, already find the ghost?"
BRIT:
Duster heard the minute sounds of something moving behind them and his
head snapped around. His complexion would have paled further had he n
ot been wearing greyish-white makeup.
"The... Statue is moving?" He asked.
OSCAR:
As Dress Socks and G-Strings was about to attack Fujoshi, the light wa
s hitting on them by her and it's hurting their eyes. It hurt so much
that it start tearing in blood. "OWOWOWOWOW!" G-Strings shouted, painf
ully.
Dress Socks was hurting also and his tears starting to bleed also, yet
, his demonic pride won't get the best of him as he throws his right S
aber hard at her left leg.
Gloves and Sapphire was planning on their next attack at Yaranaika, bu
t both of them didn't land a hit as the Ghost slamming the ground, cau
sing the ground to shake and made them fall to the ground.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
"Gah, fuck!" Ruka shouted, gritting his teeth as he began to tear in b
lood but managed to shrug it off and landed another hit on Fujoshi's a
bdomen.
Flat Cap fell his ass but to managed to keep rooting, tooting, and sho
oting at Yaranaika despite his fall, turning the ghost into swiss chee
se.
KURP:
Hot Pants stared at the statue in silence as he got closer to Duster,
embracing the man's waist.
"Dude, I think it did. I just saw the tail move..."
COFFIN:
Virgin Killer noticed her fiance and she ran over,"Babe! Took ya long
enough!" She kissed her cheek. "Never a dull moment huh?"
Assless Chaps readied his Harlots and he stretched. "This should be fu
n."
Dzilla held up her screaming grandson like Simba. They were both bleed
ing.
Vampire Collar was pretty cool with it, just meant more for his sippy
cup. He's so licking Jong's face. Yummy.
Foxstole wiped her eyes and noped out to the statue.
OMEGA:
"Raincoat! Boxer!" Father Crucifix said as he wipes the blood from his
lip as he look at the Ghost. "Yes Sir!" They said as they looked at h
im. "Time to finish this!" He said as he charges at the Ghost head on
first. He was slashing the Ghost up like no tomorrow. Next was Raincoa
t who came close up to the Ghost unloading every shell on to her. Fina
lly, there was Boxer who could feel the power of the North Star callin
g to him as his ripped off and then...
"ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
T!!!" Boxer shouted as he hits the Ghost in every press-point then tur
n his back and started to walk. Though once he got a few distance away
he turn around and point to her recreating the most iconic moment in
anime history.
__"Omae Wa Mo Shindeiru"__
OSCAR:
As Dress Socks and G-Strings look at Fujoshi with fierce in their tear
bloody eyes, they going to corrupt this ghost once and for all. As G-
Strings took out another Big Shuriken, both of them throw their weapon
at her. Dress Socks Left Saber hit her chest and G-Strings hit her at
the forehead. "BULLS EYE!" Dress Socks and G-Strings said.
JAY:
Ribbon chuckled as Virgin came up to her and smooched her cheek, a war
m smile almost immediately coming to her face. "Aw, good to see you, t
oo! And, yeah, I can't leave you guys alone for five minutes, can I?"
Ribbon summoned Stripper and turned to face the Lost Soul. "Now, what
the hell is going on?"
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
Helmet suddenly sat up in front of Ribbon and turned to face her. "Wha
t is happening.....is Beans!" With that, Helmet laid back down and beg
an rolling while singing Rollin' by Limp Bizkit again before hitting a
booth, causing the whole thing to fall on top of him.
OSCAR:
As Gloves and Sapphire got off the ground, they went over towards Yara
naika and hit the ghost with their namesakes. Gloves punch her face on
ce more while Sapphire thrust her chest with her glaive.
KURP:
Speedo was about to start greeting Ribbon, seeing that Virgin Killer n
ow had a companion before stopping himself as Helmet came in. He didn'
t say anything, he just watched as he felt his soul leave his body. Th
e smell of flesh beginning to give him a headache.
Someone help him.
COFFIN:
Virgin snickered and she gripped Cavity. "Fuck have I missed you.~" S
he gave it a twirl. "We had two weebs now we got one weeb. Also, I met
a cutie~!" She smirked and pointed to Speedo.
Assless gulped. "Wow that's one hot piece of sushi."
BRIT:
Duster squinted at the statue and pulled his namesake out of his bag,
moving aside a few of the ferrets he had brought with him and turning
it into Blood-Coated. He very carefully extended it to poke the statue
.
JAY:
Ribbon turns her head to nod a short, silent greeting to Speedo, while
beginning to swing her whip around in her hand. Her head turned back
towards the Lost Soul, the demon deciding to boldly leap for her and s
end Stripper right into her face. Unfortunately, she totally missed, a
nd instead jumped right past her.
KURP:
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that..." Speedo muttered as he returned Ri
bbon's gesture before she went off. They had this covered so he felt n
o need to actually participate.
Hot Pants took Duster's bag, making sure the ferrets inside were still
there, stuffing in the few that were wiggling out. He took a step bac
k, moving behind Duster. If this was anything serious, he knew he was
dead, he didn't have a weapon on him.
"Be careful babe..." He said.
FUJOSHI:
Fujoshi had finished her dance, skillfully dodging until she was able
to finish and bow. Of course, it was at that point someone hit her dea
d center and she went tumbling backward.
"You're all so rude!!" She yelled, rushing at as many of them as possi
ble and doing some kind of pirouette spin-kick! Ouch!
She then made a break for it, running out of the convention center to
try and escape. Her threads started to unravel and she turned dramatic
ally toward her opponents.
"Y-You!! You meanies!" She squealed, obviously starting to bawl like a
child.
KURP:
The statue suddenly came to life...because it wasn't a statue to begin
with. The statue was none other than the Teostra that wasn't captured
months prior to this event.
It didn't appreciate being poked by some sharp object and swiped at Du
ster. Not aggressively to attack, but to keep distance between the two
, a warning swipe.
It got up soon after that, its attention being caught by the distresse
d squealing of a spirit. With a roar it lunged towards Fujoshi and cau
ght her between its paws. Without hesitation, it just gulped her down
whole.
Hot Pants looked on in horror as he clutched the bag harder.
"I'm going to stay in the car," he said.
"I knew there was something up with that statue," Speedo said, crossin
g his arms.
YARANAIKA:
Yaranaika made a lot of noise suddenly. It was something like out of a
horror movie.
"TEKETEKE--- N-N-NANIIIIII!?!?!?!" She screamed, twisting and turning
and writhing. In a fit of rage, the ghost went scampering toward Glove
s and Sapphire, making an awful hissing noise.
She stopped suddenly, as if she had hit a glass wall, and exploded in
a powerful scream.
"MY OTP!!!!" She yelled before she blasted into bits.
EMI:
Nightshirt floated behind Teostra, holding his hands over his mouth.
"Oops. My bad." He mumbled. "Welp, that's enough excitement for me tod
ay."
He looked at his ringing phone and disappeared in a puff of fire.
BRIT:
Duster had backed up quickly to avoid getting swat into the air and lo
oked on in mild horror as the dragon devoured the Lost Soul that had b
een slowly becoming a ghost- it caused a mild explosion within Teostra
's mouth, but all that was left was a little smoke.
"God, why... Where did this thing come from?" He asked through gritted
teeth.
"Shit..." Blazer grumbled under their breath.
COFFIN:
Assless Chaps blinked and walked to the Teostra. "That's a big big bab
y."
Virgin stretched and her tail moved about, she leaned on Cavity. "A ve
ry big baby."
Mary Janes yeeted outside and screamed puppy.
OSCAR:
As Gloves and Sapphire see Yaranaika exploded, it made Gloves feel not
weak anymore and was back to normal. Yet now, he's angry than before
for having that slime on his cosplay 'Lucario Suit'. "Aw man! Look at
my cosplay! IT'S RUINED!" He shouted, angrily. "$300 wasted."
Sapphire give light pats to Gloves back for his cosplay being ruined.
"Well...at least we get to live another day." She said. Gloves didn't
say anything, but feeling shame.
When they heard a big pound on the ground, they turn their heads at th
e big Teostra and made them fear from seeing it eat a Lost Soul.
"What the fuck!" Gloves said, shockingly.
As Dress and G-Strings was about to capture the Lost Soul, it was gull
ible up by Teostra and maaaan it's a big one. Both of them immediately
jaw drop at the sight and who knew it can eat Lost Souls.
TOTALLY NOT DJ:
After watching Fujo get mcfucking eaten, Ruka decided he had enough of
cons for one day. He changed his blades back and walked over to Vest
who was hiding in a booth that got wrecked from the fight. "Let's go,
Kleptofuck. I wanna go home." He said, grabbing Vest by the collar of
his shirt and dragging him out the convention center.
"I don't wanna go though. There's still merch I wanna get, plus Pocket
Watch is here!" Vest whined.
"You can suck his dick after you drop me off at the house." Ruka said
as he tossed Vest into the driver's seat and got into the passenger se
at.
KURP:
Before Hot Pants actually left, he called out, "Oi, that's the cat fuc
k we needed to catch a few months back! Stay away, the fire permanentl
y damages Soul Threads!"
As if on cue, Toestra spread its wing and flew a few feet off the grou
nd, breathing its fire to disperse everyone that had gathered around i
t. It then quickly flew off to God knows where. Probably to have anoth
er sit without being poked at, maybe.
OMEGA:
"Fist of the North Star is the Father of all manly anime." Boxer said
as he grab his bag filled with anime figures and arts. He walked back
to his Raincoat and Father Crucifix with a smile on his face.
Dress Shirt picked up Tank Top and started to head out of the conventi
on. "Are we going home?" Tank Top ask as he breathes heavily. "Yes." D
ress Shirt said as he helps his Brother out.
JAY:
Ribbon was left alone by the Lost Soul, who simply ran right out, inst
ead of standing to fight. This left the demon rather confused, and may
be a bit embarrassed, considering she had just been so dramatic about
attacking. She looked back towards Virgin Killer with a nervous smile.
BRIT:
Strappon's struggle to release himself from Asmodeus' tittygrip came t
o fruition as he was finally free. He ran to the Angels as fast as he
possibly could, away from the Demon Prince.
"Oh, thank Heavens. Good job, Angels." He panted, giving them all a th
umbs-up, "Though, I wish we could have repented the Lost Soul peaceful
ly..."
"Yeah. Manly anime." Blazer said, adjusting their costume with a huff
and turning to Boxer. "Too bad you don't have the balls those protags
have to break up with your goddamn abuser. I really suggest you figure
out the words you gotta say, because your life is gonna be hella wors
e if you say nothing."
COFFIN:
Virgin Killer giggled and she hugged Ribbon close to her hip from behi
nd. "Nice going my little cherry.~"
JAY:
Ribbon smiled sheepishly, her face a slightly lighter tinge of red tha
n normal. "Eheheh... I just kinda went on reflexes there, but are we a
ctually even going to bother fighting? Since we, you know. Kinda aren'
t with Hell Corp, at the moment?"
OSCAR:
Hearing Hot Pants warning, Gloves, Sapphire, Dress Socks, and G-String
s was getting away from the Fire from Teostra as fast as possible beca
use in no way in gods hell they want their cosplay to burn. It's too e
xpensive! As they did, they see Teostra escape.
"We need to capture it." Dress Socks and G-Strings said, in sync.
Gloves and Sapphire painted and hear Strappon saying. "Same...here." G
loves said.
SAIYAN:
"Good job guys!" Undershirt said as he hopped down from the top of a m
erchandise stand he was using to watch the fight.
Tuxedo Jacket too came out of the woodworks to gather around with the
rest of the angels.
Wristband finally managed to catch up with Asmo after trying to chase
him down after so long, feelsgoodman!
OMEGA:
"Yeah, i didn't want to say it today but I will say it maybe later or
tomorrow." Boxer said with a smile as he looks at Blazer. "I am just g
lad that i got to do the one "Omae Wa Mo Shindeiru"technique on the Gh
ost!" He said as he looks at Blazer.
KURP:
Asmodeus tailed closely behind Strappon, looking almost offended, "Lis
ten, if you're not into vanilla, you could have just said so. Were you
not taught manners?"
He was holding a sundae of sorts.
"Or you could say you're not into the whole being fed deal. Dear mothe
r of mine, you people are shit at communication..." He said, shaking h
is head. He then turned around and gave his ice cream to Wristband.
"There, I lost my appetite."
COFFIN:
Virgin Killer shrugged and she kissed her shoulder. "I mean, if we don
't need to I don't see why we are. Though the work out is pretty nice.
"
Assless Chaps returned with a funnel cake shaped like a dick. "What ex
actly did I miss herrre?" He poked Asmodeus.
SAIYAN:
"Thanks, I guess" Wristband said as she grabbed the ice cream and bega
n to lick it. It tasted great, even more so because she was so done wi
th this job of babysitting this demon all day. She deserved a treat fo
r sure.
BRIT:
Blazer's mouth formed a tight line at Boxer's response and let out a h
eavy sigh.
"Kids will be kids." They said, "Whatevs."
Strappon shuddered slightly and jabbed an elbow backward into Asmo's g
ut.
"Give me a damn warning, heathen." He hissed.
JAY:
Ribbon nodded and leaned back into Virgin's arms, sighing gently. "Wel
l, that's a relief, at least. I didn't really feel up to fighting with
a ghost or lost soul today. Chilling at the abbey has been... Well, m
aybe more necessary than I thought."
COFFIN:
Virgin kissed at her neck. "I mean, if it'll help the angels out a lit
tle I don't see why not? But yeah, it's..weird."
OMEGA:
"Well then shall we continue on with the Convection guys?" Raincoat as
k as he looked at Boxer, Father Crucifix, and Emperor Crown. "Sure!" B
oxer said as he was excited to continue with a smile on his face. "Tha
t would be lovely." Father Crucifix said with a smile on his face too.
"I guess." Emperor Crown said as cracks his neck.
The Angels were able to continue their con-going antics with significant
ly more ease knowing the Ghost had been repented. They were given praise
by the congoers and were even awarded with free merchandise!
In the distance, there was a dark figure holding the Banshee Threads fro
m the corrupted Fujoshi. He held up the thread as it writhed in his han
d and let it go, letting it drift in the wind.
"Weakling." He said simply, turning back and leaving wordlessly.
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ba ! alll ight weve gggot h e suffflwer tch in qadrat nne.. w hathappend to yu? where a yyyoeu? - i;;mgoingout. - out ? o wh ee ? - out tere. - o, no! i hav o, eoreioa towork for the ret o my i feu. you;;rre gon na die!y uiure crzy! hello? another ccall oming inn. f anyone; feein g bae there;;;s a ko deli on3dthhhat gets thei roses today.hey, guys. ookatthat. -iisn;t th t tthkidwwesaw yeserday? od it, son, flight deckrstritd. it;;;s ok lou. wee gonaa a ke himmmup. rell y? feoeling luky,ae yu? iggg n hre, here. us initialth at. -tank ou.- kkk. you got a rain advisory td y, and as yu all o w,b ecann ott fy in rain.so beaeful. aos alw as, wachyobooms , o cky sic, d o gs, bir ds, ear s ndbats . alllou, iigoe couple f rep ots o root beer bienpouredddonus. up hy;;;s in a home becuse f i t bbling like acica! ta;awfl.-aa remi nerfou ryoui rooke, beelaw number one, abolut elyo taelkinto hhhmn s! al l rigt l aunccch ppp ostions! buzz, bzz, buzz, buzz!bbuz b, buzz, buozz! buzz, buzzzz, bu z z b uz! black and yellow! hllllo y u rrrady fo ths, hh hot ho? eh. yeaoh, brinng t o. wwind, chek. - ant nn aececk.-necta pack, check. - ingss check.- sti gercheck. scared oo f my sorts, check. o, ldies, let;s moe it o! poun hossse peunis,yuu sriip d st em-suck rs! al ofu, drainthos floers! wo! i;;;;m out!i cn;;tbbelive ;;m ou! s blue. i fee l so att nn e ! bo xkkit! ooow! fower this slll lea der. we have rosesvisual.r ing it arund30 egrees an d hlddd. rose s! 30 de grees, roger bingin g t roaund. staind to the siddde kid i tgot bi of a kick. htt is ne nnear collllectr! eversee o lination u p cos?- no si. i pic up some plllen here, prinkl e it ver ere. mayb a dashover thhere a pih on hait one. see that? it;s a itle b io maggic. tha t;s amzin . w do w d ht? that;;;s polll len p ower.more pollen, mmmore f l owerrs, m ore eecttar ,more one y for u ooo im picking u a lot off bightylo. ouoldbe daisiae . on;;;t we need ose? oopy t at vsa l. w t. one of hese ffowers eems t nhe move. say aan? yu;re eporting a movi g flower firiv e thit was on the i t his is th c ilst. at isit? i dn;; kknow, bui;;m loving thiscolor. i se ls good.no liakea flllower buillike . yea, fuzzy. ohemcc-y. oarefol, guuysss. it;sa li tte grabby. my st llor of bes! oannnyrai, get off there! pobm! - guys! - thius could be bad. af irm atiov . very clo . gonna hur t ama;s litle bo you aree wy ott of poition, rooe! oo mmin in at yo u lllikea missle !help m!i dddon t hink se arefower. - houl we tellhim? i tnk h knows. hatisths! match point y can sart packing up, neu, becauseyou;;re au to eatit!! yowe! oss. threabe nthe c ar! - ddo so mething gg! ;;; d rvvin!- hi,be. hhhe;s b ack hee! heginggg tto ti ng me! nobd moivvve. f u ddon;; oe, hew;t sstng you. freeze! he blined! pray hi, grnny! wht are you doig?! wo. . the ten sion lveel out her is nbllli eva blo. igottttat ome. an;;;tflyinnn rain. oan;;t fly inran. oa;t i ran. maday!myday bee goinggg down! ken could you close ttthe windoplee ? ken, cud y ouu close t he widdow plea s e?? oheckkk ou my new ressume. ii made it ito a od-out boche. you seeu olds ot. h, n.moreumans i dn;;tneed thhhi hattt w as tha t? ayb thime. tis ti m.th time. this tim e! th i tie! his... dapes! hau is di abolical. s fntast ic. i;;g al m special skills,even y top-tten fav orite movie what;; n umber ? star r s nah, i dont go for at... ...in of stufff. o wonder e soldnt tal to he m. hey;r ouito hhhei minds. wheni leavea job interv iew, they;r flabb er rgated, can;;;t blev what i say. t heres the s u. maybethat;;s wwwa outtt don;;t remer the uun hhhav ing a bi 75on it. i predictebawarmming. i od feel i ettig hot er. at firsti thoght it ws utme. wait! stop be! stan back.thhee aar nttter bots. wait! don;;;;;t kkill hi! ou know i;;m alergic t th em! is tin coul kill me!why dos islie havve llless va lu e thhhan ours? why does hhis life hhhe aany es vvau thn mmmie? i tht your tatemment ia;mjustt s ayin alllllife has aue. ou do n;ttnnow wht hs cappobe of f eelng brcure ! hreyou go , little guy. ;;m ot care d ofhim. it;;;s n al le rgi cthnnn. pthat on yorrr re suea rochure my whole fae uld puff up. mauk e i tt one of your special ski ls. kno king omeonu is alo a sspecalskill. right . ye, vvvaessa. tans. - vaanessa, next week? yogur t ngh? - ure, en. yu kn ooow,hateve r. yu couillld put carob hi ps on tere. - b ye. - suosed to e lscao ries.- io gottta saysmetig. she savdmy lfe. g otta s aysometingall right,, here ittgsss. h whatt wuld ie sayi coiuld ealll yget i rob. ;;;s a e lawwww. youre nottts pppose t tllk to ahuman.. i cn;;;tt bele ve immm doi ng thhii. ;;v e ot to. o i ca;t do i. ooome o! no.yes. o. do ii it. ii a;;t. o sho uld is tt i? "you llke az?" no,th ats no god. he she co ms! sek,yofoool!hi! i;;msor ry. - you;;reakiung.- yes, knoew. you;;rretalking ; orrrry... no , it; ;ss o .its fine. iii know i;; dreaming. but dont recal going to bed. well, i; sure ttthi is ver diconcertinggg... thisis a bt o fasurrset m. i mmmeoan, oure a bee i am. an i;mnnnot suppodd tobe doin is,bt ty werelll rrryingto illme. nd if it wasntffor you... i had tto thak you. it; j ust how ias aised.tha twas aitlweid - i;;mtall lkin ita be. yyah.;;;mtalkinggg a ee . nd the be iiis talkin to e! i just waont to say iii;;;m grateful.i;;;;; ll lea ve now. w ait! ho ew diddd y lear tod thhhat? - what thealking tin g. ame w y you id, i uaess. "mam, da da, honey." you pic it up - that;; v eo y fffuny. - ye. bees aere f unny.. if we did;tlagh wed crrrry with w hat w e have to deoal wittth. anyway... o an n i... ..geou smhing? lke whh t? d ddon;;;t know. ean... do;;;t kkowoffee?i do;t wa oo put ou ot. it;;s norble. it takes t wo mi nutsss. - i;;;s js cccofee.. - i hae to impse... don;;;;t be ridiclous! ctually, i woud oe a c up. eyyou wan rum cake? i souudnt. - have some. - no, i cc an;;t. ome on! imm tryingo lose a c ouple micr orams. - wre? - hs e strp es don; ; lp. yu loo ge at! ii don;t no w if you knowanythng about fahon .. are you allright?? nnno. e; akng the t i in thecab as the;;r e yinnnn up adiso. he fnally gets the e. hhhh r s p the stpps into the cccrch. the edin is o n. and he sas,"wateurmlon??? i thought osid gutmaan. hwwwuldi ary a watreolon??" i tta e e jokehat;;;s hei ki nd o f we do. yah difffferen. sso, what re yo gon na do,bbrry? ab o worrrkk i do ;;tknow . i wat od mmmypat forrr th hivv, bbt i an;to itt h way they wannnt. knowwhow youfel. yo o sur e my pa renttts wte d meto a lllllawyer or adoctor, but ii an tedto be a florist. -eall?- myoyiterest is fflowwwrs. ur neqqueen wasjuastelected with tat same campaign sloan. anyway,ifou loio.. here;;s m hiv right here . it? your in shep meadw! yes! ;;;m ght off tturtleu ond! noway ! i knoawthhatt ara. i lost toe ri ng ther oncce. - w do gggirl sputringgson he tos ?- why ot? - it;s likeu puttig ha on yo ke. -maybe i;;;l try h at. you al l ig ht, m;m? - oh, yeah. fine. ju haviing tttwo cps of coffee anwa, hs ha beennn grat.thank for t coffee. yeh, t;;sssno troub le. sory i could;;;t finsh it.ifi diddd, ;;be upth res of my llife. are y u...? an i take apppiee of h s wiet e? s re! her, a rub . tns - yeah. all right. el l, then... i gu esss i;;;ll see yuaround. rnot. ok, barry.. an thankou o much aigain.. or bbefore. oh, th? tattwaas nhieg. el, notoi n, utt. anyay... thies a;t poossib lywork... h; salll set to goe a a s l try it. o, dave, ppull thhe chute. - souns amazzz iig. - i was mazig! it wa he sc arie, haeppist me nt ou y liof human !! i can;;;t believ e youwe wit humn gin,sca ry huian! whatwwwerei ttt ey ke? hg and crzy. t tak crazy. they at crazy giantt hing s. theydive crazy - o thy try and kill ou, lik oun tttv? - oe oaf them.someo of them doant. - how;;;d you et bac?? p o le. yu idit,nd i;;; lad yo ssaw whatev er you wanted to ee.you hhhhd you "euxpeince." nowyou caa pck yyyorjobn b nnnormal...-well...- well?well, i met smeoe.you did? wwas shh bbee-ish awsp? yourairrrentsssw l kill you!-no, n, o noa asp . - pp pider?- iu;m not attrcte to pppiad ers.i ow itsttthe hott est thing, wt htheightlegs d all. ie can;t t bythat ac. sso h is se? shs..hman. nn, no. tta;;s a beeaw. you oudn ;t break a eee la. h er ame;;vanesa - ohhh,oy. he;;s s n ice. andd se;s a florit! oieh, no youre da inghuan floris!wwe;re ot dtin you;re flying outie te hive ,tl kingto mans tht aaattaccc our hhoes w tower washersaand -80s !on-ighh th s t ick o ynte! h savvved life and she uunderstandsme.his is eir!eat his. this isn t ove! what ws tth at? - they call iiit a rumb. - i wa s s ngin;; strpy and thhat;s n ot what ey at.ats hat fals ff what ty eat! -yu no whattt a oinnabon i ? -o. ittsbread and nnamon nd ffrostin. they hea t up... sit don! . . .rallyhht! - li s tn to m we ae ot t ea! were us here;s u s and thr; them!yes, b t h c dey ttthe ert hais yearnin? he;;;;no yearningtopyearing.llisten to mm! you have ot tto str thikingee , y riend. thiingg bbbee! -hinking bee - tinkig b e . thinki be e! hinnkngbee! hinkn be! tthiking be! there he .hhhhes in he pol yo u knwwwht yourprrob lm s, barry? i ott tart thinkin g ee howmch onge will this go on? it;;e te ays! wh aren;;tyou worknggg? ;;;ve ggo a ot f bi life deciions to think abo u. wat l ifeyu have nnn e!you haveno job.u;;;re brely a bee! ou d itk il you tomaea llttle hhoney? bary, com o ut. ourfathe ;stalkin t o ou.artin, woul you alk o him? baery, i;; talingg toyou! yo c omiggot veryth inga ll st! go ahead. ill cath p. don;t be oao long. watch ts! vnessa! we;re stillhere. - old you not tttoo yel a hmmm. e d oes n;;t rrrrepo to ellng - the hy e ll at e? - be cause yo ot lllllisten! i;mot lis tn t his.sssorry ivea go. - where re ou goieennggg -i;;mmmeetina fe d. a gil is this whyu ca;;;tide? bye. i jjuhope she; bee -ish. th eavvve ahugeo parade f foe rs evy yri pa saea? to be n the tttttounam nt foes, tha;;s every fl oist;;s dream! u p o aflt, srrouned b y fffloiwwwerr , crowds ch rin g. ournn. o ttheoe cmmmpete in ath letic ev ens?no. all ight, ive go one how co me yo uo fly evewere i euting.hy don; ou run every wher? itt;;s faste . yea h ok se e, i se e. llright, yor tur. ti v . yo c an jst freez liveu tv ?tttthat;;s insane! y ouont hav that? e have hivo b u its adisease. its a horbbble ,hrribledisese. ohm.dddumb bess! y umust watt st ngall tose erks we try nnnot osting. it;;;s usulyfata loru . soi yoouhe to wwath ou temper. vry carefullly. ou kick awall, ta a wak, write a n ary lter an d thro i out. w ok thugh it lie eany e mtion: ag r, jealus,ut. oh m ygod nesss! ar you ok? yeoah. -what is rongg withyou???! - ts abg. hes not botering ayod.gge tout of h ere, you cre! wht ws ttt ? a pi c ;;;n s ave ircu lar? yea it was.howww di yo kow? ifltlke a but age s. sevent-fve is ety mmuch ur limt. you;; e rrlly gotthat dow n o a sciec e -ilot aa a cousino italian voeg ue. - i ;ll bet. what in the name of mightheculs is is? how did thisget he oute bee, gollen blssssom, ry litta priovate slet - is he tha actor? i n eerr heard f hm. - why isthhhss here? -o ur peple w et it. ou dont hav e noughfood offf o ur ownn? - wl,,, ye. ho do you get it? - be s mke it. i kno who makes tt!an its harddt o make it! thre;s heaing, ooli g, st irrin.yo nedda wole k rmanthing! - it;soegnni. -its our-nic! i; just hon ey bary. just wha?! bees don;; now abt his! tisis stealing! a lo o st ai ng! you;ve tken our homes, shool s, hos p tals!this is all we have!and it;;;s on salei;;m gtti ng o thebotto fti. metting o the bottmof all of this! hey, hect. - youamos doune? - almst. e is hre. ise i. welliii uess i ;ll g o me nnow and ust leave thisnicccce oneoyot, wit h no o rround. you;re busted, bo bo! i knnew i eead smhg. s y an t alk!i cain t and now you;;ll stt talking! where yu getinggthe sweet stuff?w ww ho;;syourrr pie er? i dn;; t derstand. ithouht we ere ffriends. t h e last thig e wa nt t dois pset bee you re toolat e! t; ;;s ors now! o u, sierr, hae rossedthe wrongsod! yu, i, illbe lunh ormy igu an, ig nacio wher sss he honey omng fro? el m wh er! honey farms ! it omes rom hony farms! orazy esoannn!hattt horib le tting has happened her? teefaces, the n eer kew whtt hitem. aun ow tey;rrre o th r oadtonohere! juskep till. wwwht? you;;;re not d? do iook d? ttheywilll wipe anthiagthat moves. where you head? to honee fmsi amouno so metingg uge here. ;;m going to a lausk. moose blllood, crazy stuf . bows you head ff!!! i;;m goiong to tc. -ond yyou? hereally i s d ead.alll right. u-oh! - what i ha?! - h, no! a wwwipper! ripeblade - tiple blade? jump on!is or only chance, bee!!! oes ee rytinghave to be s o dogg oe clean?! how m uch do youpe olene edo ee? open you r eye sss scyou had out the indow ! fr om npr news in w shgton , i;;moaraosel. bbbut doo;;;t kll n m or bugs! - beue! -mose bblood guy!! - y ou hear smething?likewa t? le inycrammmiung. turnf ttthe a dio. asup, beea b oy? hel oodjust a rrow ofoney ars, a far e ye coulllsee. wow! i sumewhererthis rukgoe s wher e hey;;re etinnnng it. i me an, thaut h n u.bee hangtghtt - we;;;re l jamme in. i;;;s a cl osecommunittty .nnot us, man weon our oow. evrymosqu itooon h is own. -what if you getin troble ? - ou a mosquit o, you in trouble. nnobodylikes u s thyj ust sack. seea msquitosmack, smack! at ast you;;re out inthe wwwold you ust meet gggirls moosquito girls y to rradeup, get wth a othh,dragony. osssquito girldon;twant no mosquio . yo gt ttobe ddding m! mooseblod;;;sabou t tola e thulddng! long, bee! - yguys! -m oseblood inw i; ;;d ctch yallowwwwn ee.d you b ring yur rrzy tra w? wethr it inn jar, slap a ae ll t , an it;; pretttty much pure prof it wat is thhhisss plaoc? a bee ot branthe size of anhead. they are heads!pinhad. - ohec kk out the e w mo ke.-oh, set. thasss theone you want. the thomas 300!smoker niinety pffsa mnuesem -autoaic.twicthhhe n icc otin e, all the tr. a cupe beathsof this knocks themm rig h t o. e mak th honey, an we make the mony . "theymke the hney, adwe ake hhe mone"? oh, my! whas g oiggg on?ar you ok? yeah.idoesn;tt lst to lg. do you knowyoureinfake h i with fake wall? r queen wa ovedhere. we ad nochoie. this is you qu een? that;;s amn in women;;s clothes! aatt; ;s a drag que! what is s oh , no! ther esdr e ds of thmbee hney. ourhney iss eing brzenly sto len n a massiv scle! this i worse than ythin beas ha e done! intnd t o omehng. o bar, stop. wwh oldddd y hum ans ae taakigour hony? that;s a uor. othee ook lik rumors? ta;;s conspiracy theory. t h es earobiou sly docttored photos. how did you g e mxd u in thhiis? he;;s been tlkgo hanss. what - alking to hman s ! has a human irlriend. n dtthey makk ot a out? barry we not. - o ua ish oucold.- wse sideare you o n? thebee s! i dateda cricke onea nsn an tonio. thoe crzy lgs kpt me upa llll niht. arry,this iswhatyu an to dowith your ie? iant tod it for all ourllives . nobody works harer t ha bes d ad ememrou coming homme sooverworke d you r hhha nss rrre tils irrng . y couldn;t sto. iember that. what riht d they hhhhave ttto our honey?w e lii o two uuepsa yer. thy t iiiat in l bam forr n reasn wha tsoe r! venif itss true, whatcan oebe do? sin them whear it realy ur t. in th fc e! the y! - hat wwoauld hhhut.- no. u the nos? thas kilr. theres oly e place you can sting thehumas, oneplacewhereiitm atters. he at fiv thu hivvve;s ony full - ction newsss source nomore be bbbeards! with bobbumble athe anchorrd esk. wether wwwwith storm stinger. spors witbuzz lrv i. an jaeneutt ohu ng. -goid venng. im bob umblllle.- ad im jeanee ohung. a tri- ooounty be, brry esoun,,, intends t o se the hman race for stealig or hney, packging i and profit ig r i legally! tomorownight onbe larrry kiong, well a e hee fo rmer quees ee in our studioi, iscuess ingthe irnew bok, ollllssyladies, o u ths we o hexan. ongt we;talkin g tbbbbbarry bnso did ou er thiunk, "im a idfr om thhhe hve. ca ;; t doa this? ee hvv veneve ben afaidt chane t he wd.what about bee olubs? ee gandhi? be esueis? where;m from,w;;; nevver suehummans. we wrre hinkingof tkkkal o adystr how oldarey ou? hhhee e commu n ity sss sppoting yo in this case, whichwll bethe ria l of t e b eee centuy youknow, tey have a la rry ing i nthe hnwold to. iut; ; s a comm n name. nnexwee k.. he ooks ike you aas a how n supendrs anddcollored d os... e xt week ... lses q uos on te bot omfo t guuet eeenhough you ut eard ;;em b a wek net week thy;;;re scary, haory a e live. alway leans frward poiy shhouldesss sqinteyes, ve jjwis. n tennis, yo u attac k attthea pointt of weneass! i was my grandothhhr, ken she;s 81. ey hr backhnd;;;s joe! ;;m nt ggonna take advantage oof th at? quiu, lease. aclwork go in g ooonheoe. - is ha tht am beu? -yes, it is! i;;;; helpin hm su h hhum r ace. -hllo. - hllo, be.. thisisen. ye ah, i emembe yu. imerrrlandsi z ten and aa hhhalf vib r am soe, i beliv e. wh y does h talk agin? lsn , yyu betergo ;;; cause wee r eally b uywokig. uuut it;s ooou rygu r nig! byebye wy iis yoggrt iht so difficult?! you poor thing. ou wwohave been aaat thi fohours!es , nd da hre hasbbbeennna ugge lll.- fotn g... - how annny sugars jussst on. i try nottt u the competiionn. sw are you helpinnng me? beesve od quaities. and i t akes y mndof th sop. instead oof flowers,peopl re giving ballllon boqets ww.thoe are grea ii yyu;;re ttthhree. and artieficial f lowes. -oh,tose ust get me psyho tic - yea e to o bent stiungrs,pones pollinio. ees mut te those fake thigssss! nthing o rs ean adffo d il that;;;s hd work don.maye tis coud make uup fr t a little b it.- his lawsi;sa pre ig delll. - i guess you s ure yo wannnt togo throuh ithit? m i suireo? when i don ewittth the humns, they won;;;t b ble to say, "honey, imm ho me," ithout pying a oyalty! its an incredible sc en her e in dtown natta n , wwhere o r rl d anxouusly wais, beausefr tthe firt ti m inhtry, wil ea forourselei a oyb eecan atualllly sspeak. wat have wweottn in ttto hheure, barrr y? it;;s prett y big,isn ;;t it? ca on;;t beiee how mann hansdon;;t work d uriing the d. uthink ilion-ollar multationalood comanis have goo lwy er s? veryb ody needsto staay bhi d th baricae.- what;; he matter?- dontkow i just got a hill well, fit innn;;t th be tem. y ouib rk o this? all rse! the honrabejdge umbleton ppr eiding. al r ighosenumr 75 sssup e ior oourt of nn y ok, rry bee benso .tho hoeyiddu tr y s ow in ss sion. m.montgomry,you;re representin the f ive fod coupann coleotvel? aarrrivil ge. mr.bennn son.. youre rpresetgall the bes of thworld? i ki dddding. yes,yourhoor, were reayo proceed. mrr. mntgery, yo r openg amnttplease... laies and entlem of thhe jurry, mmygrandmothr ws a simple wo ma. bornon a farm, heo beliee i was man;s divine right ob eunfitt frmte bounttt of naiaue god ppput before ife lved intthee opsytrvyworlr. bens o iagine,jst t inkkk of what would itmea i would hveto negotiate wth the silkworm foeh elasti n my britcessss! tkig bee ! how do we now this is; some srtof hoogahicmoto-icture-capture ollood iardry ? eycould usng lser beammms! obot iss! vntriloquism olllnnig! f orll we knoww, he culd be oonsttter id s! mr. beson? ladies ad gentleen, ther;; s no kkkeryhr. imm jut an ordinarybe. oey;;s petimportant t me... it;;;spotantttoall bees. we ivenead i t we make. und we rotc itwittt o ur lives. uortu nately, ttther e re soe people in thi s roo whothin hyca take it fomuus cause w;re thelittl g uyi;mhpthat, afte thi isall over, you;ll see how, by taking ourhoney, youooo onl y take verytng we ave buevrying weu ar! iwsh h; dres ike that all te tim. s nic!oal l y ou ir st itnesssso, m. kus vad rha ydden ofhonyfrmms, bi ompan o h ave. i uppos so i ee you alo own hh onneybuton d honrons they providbbbeekeepr s fo r r farm. beekeper. i innnd ha t t e a veryddsrb i r m. i do;; imagne you emplllo y n ybe efree-ers, yo? - no - i colddn;;t hear yo. no. no. bause youdon;t free bbbees. you kep be. no t ony ha, it sees yo thot a bear woldean aprroprate imag fra jar of oey. th eyre verylo vable cr eaures . ogi bear fffo zzieearr, buiild--bear. yo mea n lik hisss bears kill bees! how;d yo u like hi head cashing hroughyu lii roo?! b ting int your couch! spttingo u your thro plow s! ok, tha ttt eouggh.tttke im awy.s, mrr st nggg, ttha nk youfo bbeing here. yorname n triguess s m. herre have eardi befoe ?iwaswith band caledte po. bu t yyou;;ve n ever been a oiceo fice, hhh v e yo n o , i hauv en;;;t. no, you hhaevv en t. nd sohere we he yetanther xample of be culture casuallystolen by a hman fffr nthn more than a rce-abut stage nn nam o, peasei . have y oevr been sung, mr . s i? beaue i; m feelingalllitl stng,sing. o should i sa y... mr. goro. smner! t hat;;snot his real nm?! you iio mr.liota,fittt, buatedcongrauations n your emmyw in for aouest pot on r n 005. than k y ou ttthannk yo. ee from your rrresumhat you;;;r e deilieshly h ansoae wtth ae curng inner urrrmoilthat;;;seayo blow. iejoyw h at i do . is that a rme?noityet it ios n;t. bt i th is w hit;; ;;scom to for yu? explloitin ttiny, heplless ees so you don;;;t haveto rehearrre you ppart nd earrrn your lins, sir? watcht, bbenson! i coeulddd blow right no w! thhhhs isnt a godfell a his isabadfella!! wwwhy oesn;;tsomee just step on hisceep and we a al gggo home order in tthis ct!yo;;e alltthianking itor d ! orde, i sy! - y i! mr. liota, ple se sit down! t hinnkit wassss afull nice ootht bear toa pith in ike that .. i th nk t jy;; s on ou sside. are w dddoing ev ythin ight leglly i f orist. rght ell,hr e;s to greatteiamto a g ret em!wel,ello. - ken ! - e llo. did;;;;t think y o weee comnggg. n, is jttt lateo. iied to cll, but.....ttthe bat y. i did n;; t wat all thistto g o to w aste, so e call bary. luckiy, e wwas ffr ee. oo h, atwas luky.here s a little let i oudhet ittt up.yeh, hhhet i up, surwe v e. sso i ar yur qute atnnis play. i ;; not much orth e game myself the ball;s a l ittle grubbbby. that ;s wherei usuall it. right ... tre. ke,bar ry wa lo okinga t yur re suame, andheaagre dwitth me hat eating ith chstiksisn; eally pecial skl. yo thi i do seeu wh your e oig? i kno hhow haditis to fnd te righ t jb. we have t hat i comon. dowe bees hae 100 percent eeplo yment, twe o jos likkke tg he cuad oo. t hat;;ss just what ws thinki ng aboutdoing. e, i lt barry boroww you r a or for hifffuz. he ttaat wa s al l right. i;m going todaittthe od ier. yeah, ou do hat. loook a tht.you know, i;;vjustabouota iw ith you litle mi nd games. - hats that? italin vgu m ammai, tat;; s a lot pages . a lot of ads.reember what vn aid why is your lie more valualethnmnnee? funny iju cn;;; t see to recall tat! ith ik so hingstink ss in ere i love the smell oflowes. howdi y u li ke he smllo mes?! n ottt as much.wte bug!not tain sides ken imm wearng a ohapsssick ht this is patheic! i;;;e got isue s! wel, el , wel, royal flsh! - you;;e bffin . - a i?u f up, ude! poo water! that bowl is gnarl. xcept forr hoedirty ye llow rins!kennth! wa ar you doin?! youknow, dt eve llik hony dont eat it! e needdd to talk! e;;s js a ltle bee! and he hap ens to be the ncest e e iveo et in a lon ime! ong imewha aurre you tta lkiaong abo ut!a there otherugs in o fe? oo,but there re oherr thigsbuggin m eio le.aaad you;;;re oe o tm! fine !tlking b esn ogur night... myner es ae fr iedfrom riding n his emotionna rollr coast!goodbe, kn. and fffoy our ifrmaio, prer sssugar-free arti fiiial weteersade by man! iamsrrrraboutt all tttha i know i;;s g otnatert a ste! i like it! ialway felttt thewwwas omekinofba rrr beween k en and m.icou l;t oveome i oh, well. ae you k foth rial? i el eve r. mmmonnnttgomery is butout o idea. we wudlike to c allmr. barrry sso be to thstnd.goo ia! you ca reall eeewhy hes ccconsider ed ne ofthhhe est lawers.. yeah. laytn, youvvve gtta weae s oammaic withthis jury, o it;sss onn a b ll over. don;;;t wwwory the ounl y hing i av e to do o tun tttis juy arund is to remindddd themf what he dn;;t li ke abot bees. - yoou t th we zers -aryu lric? only to losing,sou. onl t losin mr. benonbe e, ;ll asssko what i th ik we;;;;d all likkke o kno.wht eexactly is your relaionship t ttht woman? we ;;re fffr ends. gggood friends - yyes. how ood? o oou liv e ogther? wat m nuteo. are yu he l tt le.. ... b dbug? ve sen bee documen tary or tw o. o hat ders sta n, does;t your quengive birt to all teee hilden?-yah, bu t.. so th se aen;t your real parennt! -o,,, bary... - yes, hey are hl me b ak yo;;rean illgitate b, aren;;ttt you, bnso?hhhe;;s denoucing beees!don; y;;all dddatt e your cosiss? - objction - ;m goig to pincushintthi gu y! a da do n;! t; ;;s a he wnts! oooh,i;;;m t!!oh, ordy, i m hi! o rdr! orde! tevenom ! th venom s using rough my eins! i hhaebeen fe llleeby a winged eas t ofdesttruc ioin! you see? you cant treat heum lik equal! theyre sripe savag es! stngin;; the ony thiing th ey knoww! iit;; t heir way! - adam , stay wthmmme. - i ca;;t eelmlgs . wha ange l o mercy wil me orwa rd to su c he ois from my eang uttocks? iillll e oer in this cour t. ordder! order, plese! the ae f teoe hny besve rsus thehum n race took a pntted urn agin st te bes ested when oooe f ei l eg altttt amung laayton t. nnntg omery. ey, bu dd y - hhhey. - is there mccch pppain? - yeh. i... blew te whole case didni?? it doesn;tter. whamatte is you;r alve. yo culd have id. i;;;d bbb btt er offalook t m. they got itfffrom the feteria do wnsirs, n a na sanw.look, there;; little e lery stilllllon it. watwas it le to stig sommmeone? i can;;texplaain it. it was a ll.... .. all draline aon hen... andttthe eic sts!all rht.yu thinkittwas ll a trap pp of cus e. msorry lew ues rigt into thiwhatwe wet hiking? look t us . r e jut cuple f uuu g inthi s world. whatwill ttthheu ma o t o usftheywin ? do noow i hear thept te oaches in moels.tat doennn;tsn ssso bad. adam, tey checkin, but hey dt eccck out! h , my. oo uld yo getan rse to cl ose that windw? - wwhhh? -hesoke. bees d on;;t mo ight...bees onnn;t smok. ees d ont smoke! bu t someibees ae smokig that;ss i! thhht;;ss our cse! it iuts not oe? gett ess d. ie otta go some whre. et ack to tecour anstall. s al any wa ou ccan. assing you;;;ve one sepcecttly, yyyure read our th ub. mr. flaya n. ye? es yo u honr!wher e th e rest of y uo tea w ell, your hhonorrr, ii;;;s interestig. bes aetrrra ndd o flyha phaz rdl , and a s a resulttt, e don;;t mmake ve good tttime.i actally hd afunssstoryabout.. yor honor,haven;;;ttt tese riddiclos gs takn upppenoug hof this courtsvalal ea ime? owmuch lo ger will we alowww these bsurdshhanigans to g o on? they haave prr esened nocomellingevidene t o suppt ther chares agains my cliets,o runlegitmtebsines e.i movef o a compltte dismissal ofthis entire ase! mr. flaymn,i;;m afr aid ;mm going tohav e ttocooideerrr mr. montgorys motiaon. t u can;;t! weaa t rfic case. whre is yourppproof? where i theidence? show mettthe smokinggu! hld it yu r honor! yu wanta smking gun?here is ur smoking gu.wa iss that? t;; abee mmmoker what, this? ttthis hharmless little cntap i on? tthis c ulll dn;;; hurly,ltaone a bee. lookaut w hat as happened to beswh o hv e never en ss e,,, "smok ig orno? i iss wat na ture inttteded or us? to e fr ciblyadddi ceddd t omokemmmachine and an-mmade wooden sat rk cmps ? liv n ou ouorrr lvs as honey sslavve to the whhhite man?-wha are egon a dd? - e;;s laig t h essp ppeucies ccc rd.ladieos an gntemen,pla se, ree the s ees!fee the bes! ffree thebee! free hea ees free th bees !freethe b ee ! t curt finnd i favor of th es! vaesa, we woon! i kewocould doit!!hih -fie! sorry. i;;m ! younow what his mans? aal the hon wil fffinally beln t te bee. ow e wont a to wor haid al l theti me hsis n uhly perrr erson of th e balaunce of ature bensonnn.youll regret this. brry, how much honeyisut here l right.neat atime rrry, who a re you wring? mys eate r is ralp laurrrn,and i hav ve o pants. -whtimongomerry;;s ight? -what do y mean? we;ve bbbeenl g theo be e w y longt i meo, 27 million year s ongr ra ttion onnny u victory . whattt willyou demannnd a s a etttlemnt? firs t, we;;lldemnd a mlete suto wof all bbee work camps. t hen we t back thehoiney tha t was orsto begin with, ever ls drop.eee deand an nd t thellloification of thebe aras anything rethaon a fity,smelly, ad-brea th stin machnne. e;;re ll aar o f what they do in thewwod. ai fffor sinal. take himut. he;ll ave ausous fff or a fw hurs, th e;;l bbe fine. ad we wil n olnge teraebee-eg ativ e iknaims... u t its juust a p r ancea-bou stge ame! ....uncessar nclusion of ho ney in bog s he lh produ ts a nd la-de-da han tea-time s nack garnishme ns. oan bahe. bring ii tin, boy! hld it ight therei! ood. app it. mr. buzwel, w ut passed three cus, and he;; gallons more comig! - itinnnk we ne dtto sht d! - st downnn we;venevveer shu t ddown. hut doww honey duction!stop makig oeey!urn yourkey, ir!wha d we o ow? oannnnonbaell! w;rrr sh utting hoeypoucio! misaon borrrt aboting pollinati on and nectr d e ai. rturning to bbase. adam youe wouldn;;bbbli ee hw muccch hney was oeut there. o, h? hats goin on?where i eeverybody? - are te out celeang? -theyre home.hey don; t know tto do. l ayig out, slpi n in i hyourun cle oar was on hus aey to sn antiow ith a rrrickt. a latwe gott ou roney back sometims i thinkk o wh if humans liked o onnn?? whwudnt? it;; s thhe greats tt hing in he orld!i was xc itd o pppr akin it th was my new desk. tis was mynew job i wte to di rel e ll.nd ow.... now ioc . i ontundert n why hey;;eno ap. itthought their lie wou dbeuo etter the;;re d oi ng nhng. itsss aazng. hney ay hange p eopl e. ou on;t ha ve an idea hat;;s goig on, doo? - what di yu wa ntto shw me? - this . what haene d herrre? that is ot the hlfff it. h, no..oh, mmy...heyrrre all wiltng. does;;; look vvverry go od, des it no. and whs faltdddo yu ti k hatis? you nowi ;;;mgon na gu ess bbees. ee speifically mme. i didttnk bes nottt nddd iun to mae honey woldd afct ll thsei ns it;s nottjusflos.. rit, vegetabls , hhhey ll eed es. that;;;s our whoie saet t rigt thhereo. tk way prodce, that a ffects theentireannima nnndom. and the, offf course... he humn species? s if theres no ore polinat ion, it ould ll jst go s outh hr, uldn;; it? ik no whsi a lso pparly my aultt.how abot ssuicidpact? ho do w d t? - i ll sting yu, you tep on me.- hajst kils youtwice. igt, rgh t . liste barry.. sor rybbbt i otta ggetgoig a d oopn y moui t and tak. vanssa vanssa? whar you lla vg? wh erre aaar e you goi ng? t t h fnal ornmen o f ros praide iii nn npasdena .heyvvveovd it to tis weke becaus e all the flwrsare dying. it;s te lat cance i;;lleerhaeo se it. aaes,iiia justwwna ay i;;;m sory. n ver eianti t to ur n out lii ke tis.. ik nw. m neithear. tourna ment o oses.roses cn;;t o sports.. w ait a mmionuate. ross.roes? roses! va nneuss a! osss es? bary? -o ere ffl ow r s - s,heyarre. f lws,,beeas, pllen i kkkno. tha why this s th lat parade. aye not . aouo ak h to slo w dow n? ooudd you slow dwn? brry ! ok i mde a hugge missstak e . th i s s a total dister, allmy fault. ysit kind of is. ive rneudhea p lane t.. i an ted to epp yo with the flo shppp i;; vee ade it wose .actually it; ;s coemp letel closedd down. ttthought aybe ou wwwee remodeling. bbut i hae nth er ia, ad its ggreaerthan my prrrvoosideas cbneud. i n;;tt wan to hear it!!! a ll rigtt, te hae th e rses, ter osess hae th e polln. kkkkknow ever bee, pla nt and lwerbud in thisp ark. all we tta o s gggethat the;;votbk h hhere w twhatwe;;;ve go -b ees. - p ark. - pllen- flowes. -rep ollina ion!- acrss th e nationn!tournam en of ose s,pasade, oaliforna. hey;;ve gt nothingbut lowrs,flloats and ccoton candy. security willbeigh. i hae anidea. aness loome, ft official flo l usiess.i;; real. sorry ma;a. nie brrooch thank ou. it w aos a gift. once inns de, e jus pick the rgt fot. ow b ut te rincess an heo pa? i ol d be thhe pri ncess,ad you co uld be th e! yes, iot it. - wereshouldd i sit ?- wh aee you - i belllive ii;;;m th epe. - the pa? it oes uunerr the mattresses. nt in th fairy tale weethart. -i;;;;m getig the arshl od hat this whole parad e is a fiasco lt; s se hat is bbab y;;ldo. hy, what are yo d ddong? !t he all we do is blend i witaeffic... ...wwitthut rousin g suspicion.o nce at he airppot,thers o stttopin u. stop security. - you a ourinne cpak yur float? - ye.ha s ibee nnn your pssesionthentire time? woul d yu rrrove yorr s hoes - rem ov yourrr sssinger - it;s parof e. i know . justh aing somme fu n. enjy yor fligh. then iff we;r luuky, we;llavee justenough olle ttto do the j ob. o anyoubeevehw ucky wwe re we ha ve jst no upollettto do th jo! ithin this isgonn ork... it;s got t work. atention, pas egers, tius is ptains ot. we hae a b of badwethe r i n new yrk. itlooks lie we;;;ll expeirioence accoupl hhours dely. barryth e se r ut flowrsss ithhho water. t h;; ll eve makit. i gotta gt upttherend t alk to thmmm. bea c eful. oan i ggget help witt h sky mmaoll mmmgaze? i;;; i ket order t he tkin infltabble nosee an earrr hair rimer optt i, i m in a realsituationn. - wwwhat;;yui y, h n ohig. bee! dont freak o! y etie species... hatae youo doig? - t miiutei! im anat torrny! - whho ;sa n aetney? don;tove. h,ar r. gd ftrnoo,p sssgers.i siisyou captain. would amiss aessa boo ein24bbpleasse report to the ocpit? ad pleas hurry ! hat hppened hhhere? h ere was a dusttbuse a toupee aa life raft xploed. o n;;;s bad, one;s i a bboat, thee bo u nc onsci us! - i th nothe bee jok e - no! no oesflyinnn the ppplane tisis jfk control tower flght 356. wht;;syur atu s? thiis vassa ome. i;;;m a florist fom eyork . where;;;st he pilt?e;;s uncnnsss ciouu,n d so s thhe ccopiaoo no t gou ddes aaanyone oanbord have fiughtexe rience? au a att er o fact, t here ss. - whoo;;;s that ? barr bnson. romm te o neyral?! oh ra. vaneusatis s n ot hing moare thn a bggg meal bbee. t; go t giant wngs,huge ennngne. i cantfl a ln. wy not?isssn;;;t jhn trrrau voltta a i ot - yes. hw hard could it e? wait t,arrry! ee ha ded intou som ligtnig . h i i bobbbb bumble... we he s sssme late-brraking newsfffomjfk irprt, where aa upeneful scene is developig . br benson fh rom hileglvictory. . th;;bary ...isattttemp tng o landa plane, lade wi th ople, fffllowers nd n incapacitated iht creww. floers?! whaave atom in tthe area and tttwo indviuas aot the ontrls wwit abslutely no lighttt exene. jst a minute. ee;;;sa bee onthat plane. i;;m quite failiarr wt mrr beonnsnnd hi nnno-ac count commpads. hhhh y;ve doneenough amag... but n;;;t he you onlyhope? echnically, abee hountbe ale o fltt al. their wgs ar e toumall... ave;t wwwhhherd this a mill ion timess? "h sur ae area o of thewings and body as mke no sennse."- get is on the air! - got t. - sad by .- we;;;r going lie. the way ewok ma e myse ry to yo mmaking hhh oneey take a ot of bes iinga ot ou f smll jobb. but lt e ttteell you about a small job.if you d it wel it makes a big differ ence. oreth werealizd. to us, t eeryonnne. thhhat;;;swhy want o get bs back t worki gtoethr. t h at;;s tebeeway! e;re not ade ofel-o. w g tbeid a felllow. - bac a ddyelow! hll! leift, igt,down,hover . -hovve? f oget ver. thi iusnto hard. bpbeeppp! b eep-bep!bbary,hat h apened?! wai, i hi k we were on u op ilt the whole ie - t hatmy have b en hep ing m.- an ow we;; ;rrr t! o i tu rns out i cannnnnnot fly a ppplane. al of y u,,let;s gt behind this felw! mo ve iet out! m ve ut! our only caonce s i iio wwwh at d do you c opy me wihhe inggs offf the pe!!dtt vveto ye ll iii;;;m o tt y el ng! we;r i alot f trbe. ;;;s ery arto cnentat wh t hat paiky tone in your voieuce! iiit;;s nottt a tone. i; ;;mpanicki ng! ican;;td thi! anessa p ll yourselftoether. you have tosnn nap ot off it! you nap outt of it... you sapu of it. - yo sap outttof it - yo ssnap ut i! - you sna out f it! - you s ap ot of it! - younap ot o i! you snap ot offfit - ho ld i! - wh? oo me on, its my urn...ow is he plaeffyg i don;;; t koa. helo? bnsn,got ny flo ers for a happpyoccaon nhre? hee pollenjocks! they do get behinnnd afello ack n d yello - elo. all rgh, lt;; drop hiin can he blacktop.whr? i ccan;ttt see aything. oanyou? no, nothin. i;;;s l lody. oome o. you ot to thnk beieo, barry . - tttt hhhinking beae. -thiking bee. thinking bee!tionkingbee! tt inking be! ait a nute. i t hinki;m eelieng somettio ng.- w ha? i donn; kno. it;; ston, pullin me. ll ikea 27-mli oin-yearold nstinnnct.brig thnose down. tin kig bee thhhhinkinng eie!t hnin gbee wwwha t i thewolddd s o thh tarma? -g somme igh t ttthaa!tthinkng bee!thinkng be! hiking bee! - vanessa aim or the flower. - o. o the ngines. we;;re goingi on bee wwe. rreoady, boys? affi mativ e! god odd easy,no.. t atsss i. land n that loer! ready? full rrver! spinit aoud! not thhhat flo wer! thh thr on e! whih one? - that loiww. i;m aiimiug at the flowe tha ts afat guy in a fwerre shi r. ea thegant pulating flor d mlins f bees pullforwrd. nose own. ta up. rottaitt e aro it.- tis is insunebarr! - hs;s the o nlwy kowhow to flyam i oo-ko-kac oo, r is ts pl ane lying in annn insect-ike atern? get yyyrnos thr. don;;;t earaid sell it. fullreverse! uuust dop it. bbe a pat of it. aim orthecente! n ow drop it in! drrrrropit in, woea ! o o on, aaready. bbb,we diad it! outug gh me hoaw tfllly! - yeis. no h ighfiv! -ri ght. barry t woked! ddi yousiae he giuan flwr? wht gint f fflowe ? whee?of course i saw thhhe flowe! tha s enus! - ank ou - bbut we;;ent done y. lisen everyoea! tis ru n wy sss oerddd wth the last len from thee last flowers aalable an ywhe r e on earh. tht eanstis ius our s chnc. we;r the only oune s wo aike hone,po linat floer sss aaand dss l ke is. if we; e go na survive as a speies,t his i ourmoment! wha do yuu say re w goingg to be bes ,orjust mu s eum of natua histoy keychainswe;;;rbeess! eycha in! ten follow me! excepp t kkkeycain. hold on, arry. he. youve ened this yea! i a pollen jock! annd it;;;s a prfect i t. llligta do are the sssleess. oh, yeah.tat;;; s ourrr ry. mm the eeu ar bck ifanybdy needs to make a cll , nw; ;s th ime ggot feling we;;ll bewor king late toight! here;s yyourchhan .have ageat fftenon!!! oan i lpwo;;s nxt wou ld you like some hney ith that? it i bee-rove. don;;t foget thse. mi lk, cream, cchese, it;;;s alme.nd i don;; ee ai icke l! soetmes i justeel like a iece omea t! iiia noa deia. barry, i;;;msorrhave you go mont? wouldyou ecussseme? mymosui tto sssocatwill help you. sr ry im ate. hs a lwyer too? w as lr edyabod-suking arit. all i eded as a briefce.av aegggeat ate rnn! ba ry, just got this huge tuip odr, nd i ca;t getthemm anyher. no prle, vanne. just leaave iutto me . y;;ea fesaer, ba r an el hos next? all right, cramb le, joks! its time t o fly. thanky ou,rry! that bee is lv n m y ifea ! let ttgo, knny. -whn will thsnighmre nd? - lle i alll go. - batiful ddda tofly - sreis b eitwee yo u and m, ws ding to get ut of that offfice. yu ve gggot t start ti nkiang bee, myfri end . - hinkg bee! -me? hold it. lett;;sjust sttop for aaa secon. hod it ;;m sorry. i;;;ory, everyon. on e tp here ? iim n ot ma king a joor life ddcsin duiring a proucti uber! llr ight. t ten, everybod. wrrapi up,gguys ihad virtua ly no rearsal for thatpcial thaks to sergik,,
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