#at the same time woaaah

[mistilteinn-magolor]

when im bored i shall make a pinned post

but for now, i would like you to know that Floea (kirby oc)

[arrietty-rune]

Those tags from my last post ommmmmg THANKS YOU ALL AAAA ╰(✧ω✧╰)♥

[mazojo]

Finally saw Spider-Man Accross the Spider-Verse and I think I just altered the entire trajectory of my life

[seelestars]

hihi!! so i saw the dan heng meets child fic and really liked it! so may i request something similar with blade? basically blade meeting the child he had previous life (as yingxing) reincarnated, they died before yingxing and were reincarnated, they still have the same genes so they are still blade’s child, blade finds them at xianzhou luofu since jing yuan took them in bc they lost their mother and blade is a stellaron hunter now

➴ ✫ * ✧ BLADE MEETS HIS CHILD !!?

a/n : i debated between posting this or not bcuz I RLLY HATE HOW IT TURNED OUT but i couldn’t just leave this req hanging when i had already finished it so😭

blade couldn’t shake off the familiar feeling when he saw you.

even though he has long forgotten most of his past, he can’t help but feel like he recognizes you.

“..you better not try anything, criminal.” you eyed him suspiciously, one hand on your sword in case anything happened. you were put in charge of watching over blade for his time in the shackling prison. you also felt a sense of strange familiarity around him… one that made you lower your guard a little. he might be familiar, but he’s still capable of many dangerous things, you reminded yourself before tightening your grip on your sword.

once the two of you made it to the cell he was supposed to stay at, you quickly locked it after he got in. you made sure his sword wasn’t on him when you locked him inside, along with any other weapons he may have had. …all of this and you couldn’t help but wonder, why was he so obedient? you’d expect someone like him to put up more of a fight.

what you didn’t know was that blade was currently lost in his own thoughts too. he was desperately trying to remember who you were, and why his heart warmed near you. why did you bring out the fatherly instincts he only ever showed to silver wolf? and even then, he only expressed a fraction of that to silver wolf. he stared into your eyes blankly, as if trying to decode all your secrets. his stare was so intense you felt a little creeped out. it was only when he further observed the sword you wielded when memories flooded his head again.

“happy birthday.” yingxing patted you on the head, a soft smile on his lips as he looked down at you. “hehe~ thank you! sooooo~ since it is my birthday… I expect you to have a gift prepared for me!~” you had a mischievous glint in your innocent eyes as you looked at him expectantly.

yingxing chuckled at your antics, before nodding along. “yes yes, of course. I know you really adore my crafts, so I made a little something for you.” he revealed the sword he had been hiding behind his back. the sword was made out of jade and a bunch of other materials, it was obvious the sword had taken a lot of time and effort.

“woaaah~ this is so beautiful! thank you papa!“ you beamed, your eyes lighting up at the sight of the sword. your hands immediately reached out to grab it, letting out a small ‘oof’ at its weight. “now with this, I’ll be able to have the same swordsmanship skills as miss jingliu!“ you giggled playfully, caressing the tip of the sword to its hilt. “mmm, we’ll see about that.” yingxing laughed, ruffling your hair. he had great faith in the person you’d become one day.

oh. so that’s why your sword looked so familiar.

it was the same sword he had made for you when you were a child.

blade refused to believe it. he refused to believe how you and him once shared a close bond, how you comforted him whenever things went wrong. how sweet you were when you went, “don’t cry, papa! have hope that tomorrow will be a better day!” with a pure smile on your lips.

“…where did you get that sword?” blade asked suddenly, his eyes narrowing at the sight of the familiar sword. he had to admit, you were a spitting image of his past self too, it’s only thanks to his mara that he only remembered who you were just now.

“oh, so you finally spoke, huh?” you scoffed, deciding to indulge his curiosity out of boredom. “this… well. I got it from a blacksmith. they said they found it abandoned, buried deep in the dirt.” you shrugged, not bothering to give more details on the swords origin.

…right. why did blade expect you to tell him it’s real origins? there’s no way you were his child. you died ages ago.

blade remembered the sorrow he felt when you died, and how it felt like it was just yesterday when you had died. the tight hold he had on your weakening body. the tears he shed.

how could you have been so strong through it all when you were younger, more naive than him? how could you weakly wipe away his tears with a smile on your face, still trying to comfort him like you once did.

“have hope tomorrow will be a better day.”

blade didn’t understand why you had chosen those as your last words at the time. he thought you would start crying and rambling on about how you didn’t want to die with the little time you had left. he didn’t even realize how in his eyes, he saw you as fragile and weak.

if you had truly died, why did you look exactly like how he remembered you? except, more mature and grown of course. but he could still see the innocence you had in your eyes, he could still sense your determination, he could sense everything that resembled how you were as a child.

it took him a while to realize tears were rolling down his cheeks. he thought he had gotten rid of all of his emotions the moment he decided to become “blade”. so why, why did he yearn to be with you again?

your words snapped him out of his trance, a worried expression on your face as you spoke. “..hey. you may be a criminal, but I just.. can’t stand seeing someone all emotional. ..is something on your mind? you’re crying.” you spoke awkwardly, not quite knowing how to deal with someone sad in front of you.

blade quickly wiped his tears, not wanting to show any vulnerability in front of you. “im fine.” his words came out harsher than he meant for it to be, his gaze turning sharp again as he looked elsewhere. he tried his best to stop himself from reminiscing over the time he spent with you, instead choosing to think of the plan the stellaron hunters had made to execute on the luofu.

there was an awkward silence between you two, but it was peaceful. somehow.

you got tired from standing around for some time now, plopping down on the floor outside the cell with a relieved sigh. “..so.. not gonna say anything else?” your boredom eventually made you want to learn more about the mysterious man you had behind bars.

“..what is there to say?” blade grumbled, though there was a part of him that wanted to talk to you more. he was never good at socializing and talking though. but he felt strangely drawn to you, having a feeling that you were the reincarnation of his past child he once knew and loved.

you stifled a laugh, finding him amusing. leaning closer against the bars, you decided to lead the conversation for a bit.

“errr.. hmm… what did you even do to end up here anyway? im pretty sure this area is of the highest security. like for the bad bad people.” you asked curiously, subconsciously sticking your fingers through the cell bars.

“…none of your business.” blade eyed you suspiciously when you stuck your fingers through the bars, calming down slightly when he saw how you made no further moves. he crossed his arms, leaning against the wall and staring into space.

of course that was his response, you don’t know why you expected more from him. you had tried to ease the tension between you two with some small talk, except… it didn’t seem to be working that well. you hated how quiet it felt, trying to come up with a solution.

most people knew not to ask you for solutions, knowing how ridiculous they could get at times. so… why didn’t you stop yourself when you started rambling on, as a solution to the silence?

it was always a habit for you to start ranting about things, a habit you desperately tried to change. even now, when you’re talking to someone that could probably end your life at any moment.

before you could properly realize it, you were already running your mouth about some random story that had happened to you. you quickly shut your mouth once you realized what you had done, an embarrassed look on your face.

only to realize… blade was listening to you intently?

blade seemed to have his attention on you, something that puzzled you. “..go on.” he mumbled, his expression unreadable. the odd thing was, he didn’t seem to mind how you were rambling on about something so random. he had even leaned a little closer to you to better hear what you were saying…!

you tried to hide the shock on your face, clearing your throat and continuing to talk about random life stories. you stuttered occasionally whenever you remembered you were causally having a conversation with someone like blade like this. well, could this even count as a conversation? he wasn’t saying much in return..

blade hummed lowly as a response, urging you to continue. he figured you made pretty good background noise, blending in to the world around him as he surrounded himself with his thoughts. he’s not sure why, but he quite likes you. …maybe he’ll ask kafka and the others if he could come see you more often after the mission.

[1way2mars]

Pazuribe Event Translation - “Decisive battle! Aquatic fight! ~Hanemiya Kazutora edition~” — Part 1

There's an aquatic festival going on! Kazutora asks the rest of them to join a fight inside a maze. Battle between Kazutora and Takemichi vs. Chifuyu and Baji. Click on Read More to find the translation!

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☆ I'll do my best to update the second part of the event once it's released on May 2nd!

☆ I'm not a professional translator and I'm still learning Japanese. That's why some things might not match exactly/could have been better translated/there might be mistakes. This is a great way for me to learn. I put a lot of effort into making the translation as good as they can be!

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☆ If you have any comment, question, correction or suggestion, please let me know! (I'm still very new to translations, so anything is welcome! Please bare with me).

–Opening–

松野千冬：おぉ～！ここがアクアティックフェスか！

Chifuyu: Wooow～! So this is the aquatic festival!

花垣武道：水上スポーツ体験　海の生き物のふれあいコーナー・・・色々あるけどどこに行く？

Takemichi: Aquatic sports experience, sea creature petting corner… There’s so many things, but where do we go?

松野千冬：悩むなぁ・・・

Chifuyu: I can’t decide…

場地圭介：イルカショーまで結構時間あるし。

Baji: There’s plenty of time until the dolphin show.

場地圭介：好きなことから回ればいいんじゃねぇの？

Baji: Why don’t we go around from what we like?

松野千冬：場地さんは行きたいとこないんすか？

Chifuyu: Is there anywhere you want to go, Baji-san?

場地圭介：あぁ～ そうだな・・・

Baji: Aahhh～ Let’s see…

羽宮一虎：よぉ！行きたいとこねぇならココ一緒に行こうぜ！！

Kazutora: Yoo! If there’s nowhere you want to go, let’s go here together!!

場地圭介：うぉ！よんだ、一虎か

Baji: Woah! If it isn’t Kazutora.

羽宮一虎：マイキー達はフード食いに行くっていうしさ・・・

Kazutora: Mikey and the others went for food…

羽宮一虎：ココ！行こうぜ！巨大迷路！！

Kazutora: Here! Let’s go! To the huge maze!!

花垣武道：巨大迷路ですか？

Takemichi: A huge maze?

羽宮一虎：そうそう！迷路だけど対戦型ゲームになってるんだってよ。面白そうじゃね？

Kazutora: Mhh mhh! It’s a maze but it’s supposed to be a fighting game! Doesn’t it sound fun?

花垣武道：えーとなになに・・・「迷路を駆使しながら頭、肩、腰に紙風船をつけて水鉄砲で狙い合う2人1組の総当たりマッチです。」？

Takemichi: Eeeeh, let’s see, let’s see… “It’s a round-robin match where pairs of two have to aim with water gun pistols at each other to the paper balloons attached to their head, shoulders and hips while making full use of the maze”?

松野千冬：へぇ〜そういう感じなのか！面白そうすね

Chifuyu: Eeeeh～ So that’s how it feels! Looks fun.

羽宮一虎：だろだろ？な！一緒に行こうぜ！

Kazutora: Right, right? Then! Let’s go together!

松野千冬：どうしますか？場地さん

Chifuyu: What do we do? Baji-san.

場地圭介：いいんじゃね？行くとこ悩んでたし面白そうだしな

Baji: Isn’t it good? I’m troubled about where to go, but it looks interesting

羽宮一虎：よっしゃ！じゃあしゅっぱーつ！！

Kazutora: Woohoo! Then, let’s go!!

・・・

羽宮一虎：チームはこれで決まりか～ 場地と組みたかったな～

Kazutora: So these are the teams～ I wanted to go with Baji～

花垣武道：（一虎君とチーム・・・不安しかねぇ！！）

Takemichi: (Kazutora-kun and the team… I’m worried about them!!)

松野千冬：頑張りましょね！場地さん！！！

Chifuyu: Let’s do our best! Baji-san!!!

場地圭介：おー　やるからにはぜってぇ勝つぞ！

Baji: Oh, if we’re gonna do it, we should win!

花垣武道：あ、そうそう　始まるみたいっすよ

Takemichi: Ah, I see, I see. Seems like it’s about to start.

羽宮一虎：！いいこと思いついた♪ 負けたチームは罰ゲームな！じゃ！負けねぇから～

Kazutora: ! I came up with something good ♪ There will be a punishment game for the losing team! Then! I’m not gonna lose～

花垣武道：え！待ってください！一虎君！！

Takemichi: Eh! Please wait! Kazutora-kun!!

場地圭介：お、おい！言い逃げしてんじゃねぇ！！

Baji: O, oi! Don’t run away without hearing what I have to say!!

松野千冬：オレたちも行きましょう！場地さん！

Chifuyu: Let’s get going too! Baji-san!

場地圭介：はぁ〜そうだな、行くぞ千冬！

Baji: Aahh～ That’s right, let’s go Chifuyu!

松野千冬：はい！！！

Chifuyu: Yes!!!

・・・

松野千冬：クソッ！場地さんと逸れちまった・・・！

Chifuyu: Shit! I lost sight of Baji-san…!

松野千冬：思ってたより迷路が複雑だな　早く場地さんと合流しねぇと！！

Chifuyu: The maze is more complex than I thought. I’ve got to join Baji-san quickly!!

？？？：ばーん！！

???: Paang!!

松野千冬：おわっ！！あぶね！！！

Chifuyu: Woaaah!! That was close!!!

羽宮一虎：相恋わらず反射神経やべーな千冬♪

Kazutora: Your reflexes are crazy as always Chifuyu ♪

松野千冬：一虎君こそ相恋わらず奇襲っすか

Chifuyu: Is it Kazutora-kun’s usual surprise attack?

羽宮一虎：サバゲーの時と同じだと思うなよ！？

Kazutora: Don’t you think it’s the same as when we play airsoft!?

松野千冬：それはこっちのセリフっすよ！！

Chifuyu: That’s my line!!

–After defeating Kazutora in Easy Level–

羽宮一虎：オラオラ！どうした千冬！そんなもんか！？

Kazutora: C’mon! What’s up, Chifuyu! Is that so!?

パァン！

Pang!

松野千冬：クソッ！

Chifuyu: Shit!

羽宮一虎：結構息上がってんなぁ？もう限界か？

Kazutora: You’re quite out of breath, aren’t ya? Already at your limit?

松野千冬：なめてもらっちゃ困るぜ　今から大逆転決めてやりますよ！

Chifuyu: Don’t underestimate me. I’m gonna make a big comeback from now on!

羽宮一虎：そうでなくっちゃなぁ！！

Kazutora: That’s the spirit!!

松野千冬：オラァ！！

Chifuyu: Damn you!!

パァン！

Pang!

羽宮一虎：おっと！

Kazutora: Whoops!

松野千冬：（一虎君の風船は1個潰せた・・・けど足場のせいか消耗がすごい）

Chifuyu: (I was able to smash one of Kazutora-kun’s balloons… but due to the scaffolding the waste was a lot)

羽宮一虎：1個潰されちゃったか・・・でもまだまだな！！

Kazutora: One of them was managed to be smashed… but it’s not over yet!

松野千冬：あぶね！！クソ・・・まけねぇぞ！！一虎君！！！

Chifuyu: That was close!! Damn… I ain’t losing!! Kazutora-kun!!!

羽宮一虎：やって��ろや！！！

Kazutora: Go ahead and give it a shot!!!

–After defeating Kazutora in Middle Level–

羽宮一虎：イェーイ！オレの勝ち！

Kazutora: Yaaay! It’s my win!

松野千冬：クソッ！すみません・・・場地さん！！

Chifuyu: Shit! I’m sorry… Baji-san!!

羽宮一虎：でもギリギリで風船残り1個にされちまったな・・・

Kazutora: But I just barely got one balloon left…

羽宮一虎：場地さんが3個風船残ってたら流石に相手するのきちぃかも

Kazutora: If Baji-san has three balloons left, naturally he might be a dangerous opponent.

花垣武道：あ！！一虎君こんなところに！探しましたよ！！

Takemichi: Ah!! Kazutora-kun you are here! I’ve been looking for you!

羽宮一虎：おせぇよタケミチ～　ってオマエ2個も風船潰されてんじゃん

Kazutora: You’re running late, Takemichi～ Wait two of your balloons were smashed.

羽宮一虎：何してんだよ～ 

Kazutora: What are we gonna do～ 

花垣武道：え！一虎君も一緒じゃないすか！

Takemichi: Eh! Isn’t Kazutora-kun in the same situation!

羽宮一虎：オレは千冬相手にしてたんだから仕方ねぇだろ

Kazutora: I was dealing with Chifuyu so it couldn't be helped…

花垣武道：千冬相手にって・・・え！千冬風船全部潰れてじゃん

Takemichi: Dealing with Chifuyu… Eh! All of Chifuyu’s balloons were smashed.

松野千冬：うっせ！！

Chifuyu: Shut up!!

羽宮一虎：うし、場地探すか

Kazutora: Well, let’s find Baji.

花垣武道：今度は置いてかないでくださいよ！

Takemichi: Please don’t leave me behind this time!

羽宮一虎：着いてこれねぇのが悪りぃんじゃん？

Kazutora: Isn't it a bummer that you can't keep up with me?

花垣武道：うっ・・・

Takemichi: Ooof…

ピュン！パァン！

Pum! Pang! 

花垣武道：え・・・？あ！！！風船潰された！

Takemichi: Eh… AH!!! The balloon got smashed!

羽宮一虎：そこか！！

Kazutora: From there!!

場地圭介：おっと！

Baji: Oops!

松野千冬：場地さん！！

Chifuyu: Baji-san!!

場地圭介：あと風船1個じゃねぇか一虎　すぐ終わらせてやるよ

Baji: You only have one balloon left, Kazutora. I’ll get it done real quick!

羽宮一虎：まけねぇぞ場地！！

Kazutora: I ain’t losing Baji!!

–After defeating Kazutora in Highest Level–

You can read Part 2 here!

[nyazhis-jsablr]

BotB: C1 Results

“oh man, the white room’s a me- hu-?Oh, didn’t see you there! Welcome back everyone, to the Battle of the Blixers! I hope you all had a very merry Christmas, or Hannukah, or whatever you all celebrate! I don’t celebrate any of those, so whatever!”

“Anyways, the last contest was certainly a spectacle to behold! So many fighting, lasers, just, woaaah!”

“But enough said about the challenge, now let’s talk about the AFTERMATH!”

“Let’s see the point tallies, shall we?”

Point Tallies

Vote Results

“The one who caught the most hearts with their battle is zim’s Blixter! Followed only by Blixer Eclipses, and the other Blixter!”

“There’s actually three ties here in the voting, so each tie will get points from the higher placement in the tie! So for example, Moxie and Blixel got a tie inbetween 4th and 5th, so they get the points over in 4th place!”

“Enough about the popularity vote, let’s get to the extra credit!”

Extra Credit

“Woah, that’s pretty different compared to the voting.”

“I mean, my criteria for extra credit is to destroy the dummies the most, and also keep it clean, so that’s that!”

“First off, almost half of you guys just laser blasted the dummies, which didn’t leave much of a mess, so good job!”

“The ones that actually faught did a decent job, although someone made a mess bigger than the others… Eh, if he stuck to his word and helped clean, it’s all fine!”

“Oh yeah, there’s also people who didn’t completely destroy their dummies, sometimes being completely terrifying in the process, so their points gained are more lower. By the way, this includes dummy chunks! No, the scares don’t knock ya down, even though that was actually terrifyi-”

“So that’s all the extra credit! Time to move onto the total point tally!”

Total Points

“And there you have it! Everyone got double digits, so good job!”

“Now, here’s the leaderboard!”

Leaderboard

“And there you go! First place is zim’s Blixter, second is Blixer Eclipses, followed by starwlf’s Blixter in third! Is this just a coincidence that it’s exactly the same as in the Popularity Vote? Eh, maybe.”

“Don’t worry to the people behind though, since the point counts get raised by 1.5x after every challenge, meaning you can make an unexpected comeback! So good luck!”

“Anyways, that’s it for now! Watch out for the next challenge coming out in a few days, since it’s gonna be smokin’! But until then, this is Step, and this is the Battle of the Blixers!”

@blixersupremacy @anonymously-night @woahtriangle @fim-and-echo-co @starwlf @jsabaddict @zim-card @robotwithanr @thecorruptmatrix @appri-dot

[spidercookie18]

𝕋𝕃𝔹 𝔾𝕠 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕆𝕍𝕀𝔼𝕊!

I realized; while rewatching some spooky movies, that TLB would/could have watched some of the ones I like. So, while i was watching the movie, I wrote what I imagined the boys would say. You can rewatch the movie along with the post if you don't remember some scenes so well, but there is a bit of explanation for the scenes in italics.

Anywho, here's TLB watching Creepshow (1982)

Word Count: 3k ish Tags: General violence, swearing, mentions of drinking, smoking, sa, gore, death, bugs - it get's kinda itchy at the end

Marko was dying to come watch this new horror movie, Dwayne was already an avid Stephen King reader at this time, and David thought it looked relatively interesting, so off to the movies they went. Paul just went because he wanted skittles and popcorn.

They went opening day. Got their snacks and went to find some seats.

They sat in the middle of the back row, the order was Paul on the left, Marko, then Dwayne, and David on the right. They are the kind of people to talk through the entire movie; so, if it helps, you can imagine them speaking through their bond.

Opening Scene:

Marko: Pssst, Dwayne pass the popcorn.

Dwayne: I don’t have it, ask Paul.

Paul: Nah man, I have my candy. And its only MINE tonight

David: Marko, here’s the popcorn, but I want it BACK. *Reaches over Dwayne who shifts uncomfortably away from David’s arm*

Marko: Cheers man.

Paul: Dude, stop saying that.

Marko: But I like it :(

*House comes into frame*

Dwayne: Hey, like that pumpkin

Paul: Hey, we should make pumpkins.

Marko: I’ve been saying this!

David: Dude that dad is a dick.

Dwayne: Who does that remind you of

David: We should egg his house before we go home.

Paul: Ayeee sex books *high fives Marko*

David: Damn, all that over a book?

“All that horror crap-Dead people coming back to life?”

Paul: Hey, dead people can come back to life.

*Creep comes into frame*

Marko: Woaaah, someone needs to moisturize.

Dwayne: Thank fuck we don’t have to worry about the Sun anymore.

David: Marko, popcorn

Story One: Father’s Day

*Well-dressed people come into frame*

Dwayne: Get a load of these assholes.

David: Fuck, I want a cigarette now.

Marko: Who eats like that?

Paul: *chewing with his mouth open*

Marko, Dwayne, David: *stare at Paul* Gee, who knows.

“Wasn’t she the one who killed her father?”

Dwayne: Honestly, same

“When he was 184, he had a stroke.”

Paul: Hey, David, aren’t you coming up on 184?

David: Ahaha, fuck you *chucks popcorn at him*

“She based her father’s head in with a marble ash tray.”

David: Dude, I need that ash tray.

Marko: I’da killed his ass too if he shot my husband *rubs Paul’s arm*

Paul: *Is turning the box of candy into his mouth, feels Markos hand on his arm. Looks down and smiles with a mouth full of candy*

*A driver speeding down the road comes into frame*

Dwayne: Damn, that old broad likes to speed.

“I need my caaaakeeee you dirty bitch.”

David: Fuck your cake buddy, your old ass needs a dirt nap, eh?

Marko: Get his ass.

Paul: *chomp chomp chomp*

Dwayne: She didn’t even bash his head in, he just got hit one time… I’ll show you how to bash a head in… *grumbles*

David: Easy big guy, we’ll go fuck with Max later.

“Everything I wanted he wanted for me!”

Marko: *mockingly in a bad British accent* Chew bich, chew dorty bich

*The dead come back*

Paul: Guys! Jim bean is the elixir of life.

David: This fucking guy still wants that damn cake?!

*Dancing couple*

Marko: Awe, Paul, we should dance.

Paul: *waggling his arms around trying to Vogue* You like my moves?

Dwayne, David: *start copying Paul and wiggling their arms around in bad dance moves*

*Cemetery scene*

David: Dude, what the fuck are you doing out there, eh?

Dwayne: *leans to David’s ear* Your Canadian is showing.

David: Oh, fuck off… I need a cigarette.

Paul: Hey, that headstone is falling…. No seriously dude its falling…

Marko: Is he not gonna move??

Dwayne: Dude!

Marko: The dead zombie guy is the least of your worries you gotta move!

*CRUSH*

Paul: Ope… too late.

David: *Grumbling about his cigarettes*

“He’s your husband, I don’t even like him.”

Dwayne: Catty *chuckles*

Paul: Yooo, I think the maid is dead.

Marko: He’s still on about that fucking cake.

*In the parlor*

Marko: You think I could pull off the two chains look?

Dwayne: Honestly?

Paul: Marko, he can’t even- wooaaaah.

David: Ayeee he finally got his cake.

TLB: *halfheartedly applaud*

Story Two: The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill

*Jordy comes into frame*

Marko: Woah! David, he looks like you!

David: Shut the hell up, my teeth aren’t that big.

Paul: *snickering* No, they are.

David: *growls*

Dwayne: *Grabs David’s chin and wiggles his head side to side* Oh come on, it’s cute.

David: *sneers at him and pulls his head away. *

“Dat’s a meteor”

Marko: *mockingly* dats a meteor

“200 for dat dere meteor”

Dwayne: Dude, ask for more money.

David: Aren’t you a communist?

Dwayne: …shut up.

Marko: *mockingly* idjits

*Jody getting water from the well, sticks his fingertips in his mouth*

Paul: Ew, those things were in his mouth.

David: Yeah, that can’t be good.

*Jody dumping out the meteor juice*

Paul: Hey, what do you think they used for the glowey stuff?

David, Dwayne: Glow sticks

Paul: But it hissed when it touched the ground.

David: *chewing popcorn* They add the sounds after they film it.

Paul: Oh… Hey we should get glow sticks.

Dwayne: If you’re good, we can get glow sticks.

Paul: YUS

“Meteor shit!”

Marko: *giggling* oh this guy is gold!

*Meteor plants start growing outside*

Dwayne: Oh damn, he’s still sucking on his fingers.

David: Well, he obviously isn’t very smart, now is he Dwayne.

Dwayne: *stares at David* Don’t start with me.

David: *snorts *

*Doctor scene*

David: I don’t trust that doctor…

Dwayne: *with his fingers waggling in David’s face; making a voice* It’s going to be extreeeemely painfuuullllll

David: Shut up, dork.

Dwayne: You’re the dork.

*Plants growing all over Jordy’s body*

Paul: Hey, you think that thing can grow weed?

Marko: Paul, you idiot. It’s killin him.

Paul: Well, I know that! But, like… it looks sticky.

*Jordy goes outside*

Marko: Wow, that got everywhere fast.

Paul: Yeah, that might be too much weed.

David: Never thought you’d say that.

*Jordy pulls out a bottle and a pitcher*

Dwayne: Woah, that’s too much vodka…

Paul: Buddy’s gonna die.

Marko: I think he’s already dying.

David: Oh, I’m gonna need a drink if you guys keep talking.

Marko: Cheers

“I’m growin”

Paul: Me too Jordy, me too *eats some skittles*

*TV tone*

David: Fuck, I’m so glad we don’t have a tv in the cave.

*Shows Jordy’s house covered in green*

Marko: *eating popcorn* we should do that to Max’s house.

David, Paul, Dwayne: Agreed

*Jordy, checks his pants*

Dwayne: Is it on his dick!

Marko: *clutches his jewels*

David: Oh, that’s gotta suck.

*Jordy gets into the tub*

Marko: I wouldn’ta done that.

Paul: Yeah. That’s horror movies 101.

*Jordy pulls out shotgun*

Dwayne: Woaaah, dude, it’s not that serious.

David: No, I’d do the same thing.

*BANG*

TLB: Ayeee *claps*

Marko: Cheers

Paul: Dude, fucking knock it off

Marko: Fucking make me >:[

Story Three: Something to Tide you over

*Nice apartment comes into frame*

David: Ugh, I hate that tile.

Paul: You would

“I can bench-press 300lbs.”

Marko: Pleeeease, that’s nothing

Paul: What a nerd

“We were gonna sit you down and tell you.”

Paul: Hey that guy is touching the tv! That’s not your tv!

“There will be no alimony, none of that crap.”

David: Alimony? That old guy used to bone that guys wife?

Dwayne: I think the guy in the robe is banging the old guy’s wife.

*Pulls out tape recorder*

Marko: I should get a tape recorder.

Dwayne: How many people are you torturing and kidnapping?

Marko: Mind your business.

David: If that guy threatened MY bitch… *starts growling*

Paul: Yeah, you tell em David! Don’t touch my bitch or my tv!

“She’s waiting for her knight in shining corduroy.”

David: Yeah, tell no one where you’re going, idiot.

Paul: Noooo, he killed his wife??

Marko: that’s an empty grave, for sure

“Jump into that hole.”

Dwayne: Fuck that, hit him.

David: Idiot hopped in

Paul: Maybe he’s got a plan.

Marko: His plan is to die.

“You’re not gonna burry me alive.”

David: *chewing popcorn* But you’re already in the hole ain’tcha bud?

Dwayne:

David: Don’t say it.

“I’ll let ya see Becky.”

Paul: I don’t believe him.

Marko: Gee, what made you think he wasn’t trustworthy?

*Crab*

Dwayne: *cracking up* Get his ass.

Paul: OMG! That’s a big crab!

Marko: HE KICKED IT!

David: *snickering*

*TV of the Becky*

Paul: Fuck, he buried her?

Dwayne: That’s a bit harsh.

Marko: I could get out of that.

David: No, you couldn’t

Marko: Yuh-huh

Dwayne: It’s packed, wet sand, you couldn’t get out of it.

Marko: Bet I could.

Paul: Uh-oh, tides comin

David: Marko, you would drown.

Marko: I bet you a week’s hunt that I could.

Dwayne: For the both of us

Marko: Yeah, sure, fine. If you win, I’ll do the hunting for both of ya for a week.

Dwayne: And on the very slim chance that you win?

Marko: You guys do my hunting for a month.

Paul: Oh no, the tv is getting wet.

Dwayne: Fine.

David: …how did he keep it running for so long, I thought it was hooked up to the Jeep…

*Interior, old guy’s house*

David: Ugh, I hate those statues.

Paul: I hate how this guy treats tv’s.

Marko: I hate that they haven’t gotten out of the sand yet.

Dwayne: I hate how stupid you are.

Marko: *Nips at Dwayne*

Dwayne: *wagging his finger in Marko’s face* You get one.

Marko: *grunts* David, gimmie the popcorn

David: *hands him the popcorn*

*Drowning scene*

Marko: Fuck, these people take forever to die.

*Interior, night scene*

Dwayne: Dun dun dun!

Marko: Man, they are getting seaweed on everything…

“I’m warning you; I have a gun!”

Paul: *yelps*

David: Geeze, Paulie, it’s a movie.

Paul: Not that. I dropped my skittles!

David: Why am I not surprised…

Marko: I knew this would happen, *reaches into his jacket* that’s why I got ya these *hands unopened skittles box to Paul.*

Paul: Oh man do I love ya.

*Shooting the drowned*

David: Ew,

Dwayne: Ya know, he should really have a guard.

Marko: Or a dog

Paul: We should get a dog.

David: *stretching his arms above his head* You’d never feed it.

Paul: But someone would

David: Yea, *pulls his shirt down over his tummy* I’d end up being the asshole to feed it.

Dwayne: Oh snap, they buried his ass *laughs*

Marko: That’s wicked

Paul: David pleaseeeee

David: The poor thing would die of neglect.

Paul: *pouts*

Marko: *pats his arm* it’s okay Paul, we’ll get you a dog.

Paul: really?

David: NO, YOU WONT

Paul: :(

Story Four: The Crate

*Janitor flipping a coin comes into frame*

Dwayne: 5 bucks he’s gonna drop it.

*CLANK, rolls*

Dwayne: ooooh! You owe me 5 bucks!

David: No one bet you, dork.

*Garden party*

Marko: Damn, that lady is so loud.

Paul: Math department???? *sneers*

David: I hate that dress.

Marko, Dwayne, Paul: You would

David: >:(

*Lady in red dress keeps talking*

Dwayne: Holy fuck, does this lady ever shut the hell up?

Paul: How, uncouth

Marko, Dwayne, David: *stare at Paul*

*Janitor on phone*

Dwayne: 1834?

David: Don’t say it.

Paul: *snickers*

Marko: Well, whatever’s in there should be long dead.

David: *sighs*

Marko: Like David

David: Fuckers

“Hey Wilma!” *BANG*

Paul: Oh damn!

Marko: Thank Christ

Dwayne: THEY’RE CLAPPING?

David: Oh please, you’d kill her in a heartbeat.

“It came from the Artic?”

Paul: Daavid, where’s the Artic?

David: *burping* Yukon

Paul: Oh, okay

Marko:

Marko: You have no idea where that is do y-

Paul: No, not a clue

“It’s like, something moved on its own.”

Marko: What do ya think is in there?

Dwayne: Snow devil

“That tobacco smell makes me want to Ralph” *strangle*

Dwayne: Damn, he wants to kill her so bad.

David: Welp, I can see where this is going *reaches into his pocket to pull out a flask*

Dwayne:

David: *takes a swig*

Dwayne: *pouty face*

David: Fine, but don’t tell the others.

Dwayne: *takes a quick swig*

*Opening the crate; chimp noises*

Paul: Aww, it’s a little monkey.

Marko: Paul, it’s probably not a monkey.

Dwayne: Don’t stick your hand in there.

David: DO stick your hand in there.

*CHOMP*

Marko: Yup, not a monkey

*Janitor slumps against crate*

David: I would movie from there

*Yeti face*

TLB: HOLY SHIT *they cling to eachother*

*Chomp chomp chomp*

Dwayne: great mask!

David: Fucking sick

Marko: Those teeth are so real!

Paul: Hold me Marko

*Yeti moving the crate in the basement*

David: Ope, what’s he up to

*Blood trails*

Paul: I’m getting hungry.

Dwayne: I bet the damn thing is too.

Marko: *munching popcorn* Shhh, eat your skittles.

David: Marko, munchies me *puts his hand out to Marko.

Marko: *dumps a fist full of popcorn in David’s hand, spilling all over Dwayne*

Dwayne: *dusting off his lap* fuckers!

*Grad student going under stairs*

David: *munching popcorn* Oh yeah, go under there.

Marko: Why’d you pick up the shoe like it’s gonna do anything?

*Yeti attacks; grad student hits it with wrench*

Dwayne: You shoulda hit that thing a lot harder.

Paul: Guys, I’m gettin hungry.

Marko: *shoving the popcorn bucket to Paul* We’ll eat later. Besides, Dwayne and David are doing my hunting for the next month.

Dwayne: We gotta burry your stupid lil ass first

Marko: IM GONNA DO IT!

*Guy with shitty wife going to university basement*

David: I don’t believe, for a second that someone shipped a man killing, blood thirsty yeti without telling anyone. There should be records or something.

Paul: *snorts* Okay, Mr. ‘I keep all my files since the 1800’s.’

Marko: I don’t believe anyone would be that stupid to go down there with a gun.

Dwayne: I do

*Watching the man clean up the blood*

Marko: That’s a good friend

Dwayne: That’s a bad co-worker

David: He assaults a girl and kills her and then tries to hide it?

Paul: Wait, is that what’s happening?

Dwayne: That’s what he thinks is happening.

David: Nah, he’s tryna lure his bitch wife there.

*Wilma driving over holding a glass*

Marko: This bitch got milk?

Dwayne: Where’d the fucking yeti go?

David: *jokingly* he’s shy *bats his eyelashes*

“What kind of a mess has Dex gotten himself into?”

David: *tittering*

“How bad did he beat her? Is she conscious?”

Marko: This bitch is sick.

“The girl is under the stairs; she won’t come out.”

TLB: *watching intently*

“DINNERTIMEEEE”

David: Maybe divorce woulda been easier *giggling*

Dwayne: At some point it shoulda been.

Paul: Is he trying to kill her?

Marko: Where the hell did that stupid yeti go?

“No good at all in bed, when was the last time you were a man in our bed?”

David: *snickering*Ruthless

Marko: Wow this thing can really sleep through an episode.

“Just tell it to call ya billy.”

David, Dwayne: *cracking tf up*

*Closing the crate*

Dwayne: I can’t believe this thing never broke out of a stupid wooden crate.

Paul: Where is he taking that thing?

Marko: Bet he’s gonna kill it.

David: He’s definitely gonna kill it.

Dwayne: I’d kill it.

Paul: WHY?

Marko: The hell do you mean ‘why’?

Paul: He was just hungry! Like us! You wouldn’t kill us!

David: *takes a swig* Sometimes, I think about it.

Dwayne: Let’s get a big crate to put Paul in

Paul: NOOOOOOOOO

Dwayne: Ah we’re just kidding Paulie * reaches behid Marko to punch Paul’s arm*

“That thing is drowned in its box 70ft down.”

David: It survived 150 years, no food, no water, no sunlight. Bet it’s not dead.

Marko: Oh, NOW he breaks out of the damn box.

Dwayne: The damn thing was just being lazy.

Paul:

Paul: You guys don’t actually think theres yetis do ya?

Marko, Dwayne, David:

David: That one really scared ya, eh?

Paul: Just a bit

Marko: We could kill a yeti no problem!

Dwayne: Yea, and then Marko would have something new n’ furry to tie to his bike haha!

Story Five: They’re Creeping Up on You

*Scientist and a jukebox come into frame*

Dwayne: Man, haven’t seen one of those in a while.

Paul: They were soo cool.

Marko: You think that vaccum thing could suck other stuff?

David: I DARE you to put your dick in that.

“There’s not gonna be anymore damn bugs!”

David: *eating the last popcorn in his hand* What the hell did bugs do ta him?  *snorts*

Marko: Thank God we’re never gonna go bald.

Dwayne: Max can’t say the same.

Paul: *snickers*

“They’re dying of carbon monoxide poisoning.”

Paul: Hey, David, what’s carbon monoxide?

David: Poison

Marko: THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE AN APARTMENT?

Dwayne: Bet he’d have a stroke if he saw the cave.

Paul: Yeah, but we don’t have a ‘bug problem’

David: Not one that matters.

*Cockroach on his glove*

Paul: EW EW EW NAStYYYYY

Marko: SICK

Dwayne: Guess they’re not gonna put the ‘no animals were harmed in the making of this film’ at the end.

David: Oh, that’s seriously a bad roach problem.

“Yes, he told me your husband went out with a ‘bang.’”

Paul: This guy is a serious douche.

Marko: *winces* I feel bad for laughing.

“You can take your wife and kids to Disneyworld on your fucking welfare check.”

Dwayne: I’m gonna eat this guy.

*Checks the food processor*

Marko: Omg, he didn’t…

Dwayne: He did!

Paul: I’m gonna be sick *fake sobs*

David: Hey, I kinda like that trick

“You people, people of color”

Marko, Paul: Woah

Dwayne: Not shocked

David: I’ve never heard a black person talk like that in real life, why do they make them talk like that?

Dwayne: T’s Hollywood man, they’re super fucking racist.

*Roaches in the ceiling, drain, walls*

Dwayne: Hey now, this shit is starting to make me itch.

Marko: Tell me about it. I used to live in New York, it’s really fucking bad.

Paul: Maybe he should just move.

David: *takes a long swig*

Paul: *starts itching vigorously*

*In the clean room* “I hope you die.”

Dwayne, Marko: *shudders*

Paul: Oh gnarly! I’m gonna hurl.

David: *subtly itches his forearms*

“What’s the matter Mr. Pratt, bugs got your tongue?”

Paul: Oh, I’m not hungry anymore *gags*

Closing Scene:

*Garbage men come into frame*

TLB: *scratching*

“We can’t get a voodoo doll?”

TLB: *still itching and scratching*

*Voodoo Doll scene*

Marko: *scratching his thighs* good for him, he got the doll to work

Paul: *scratching his neck* Yeah, those things never worked, remember the one we got for Max

Dwayne: *scratching his arms* Actually, me n David got it to work

*Roll credits; the boys get up to leave*

Marko: Really? *Scratching his shoulders*

David: *scratching his stomach* Yeah, see the trick was to use both our magic, instead of one

Paul: *scratching the backs of his hands* So what did you guys do?

David: We set him on fire.

Marko: Ah

Marko: Hey, lets go burry me!

Dwayne: Anything to get those damn roaches out of my mind.

TLB: *shudder*

[hqmillioncorn]

Dilly dally Shilly shally

With one last pull Babycorn finally managed to pull the helmet off her head. Somehow her hair had managed to become even messier under it. There was probably no harm in taking it off now, neither her or Butter were going anywhere at this point.  “I hope we don’t get in trouble for this…” Butter was sitting next to Babycorn, his helmet at this point was off too.  “I think it’s gonna be okay!” Babycorn smiled. “I think Lunya is gonna be real impressed that I crashed on top of a tree!”  “Maybe…Especially since it's the only tree around here.” Butter looked all over while adjusting himself on the branch he and Babycorn were sitting on.  “Oh!” Babycorn bounced up and down, grabbing Butter’s arm without any warning. “Look! Look! Isn’t the sunset pretty!!?” 

ffxiv write day 1: steer with @windupnamazu 's Butter and also Pancake cinnamon and lunya

something about the beach and a cool motorcycle.? and babycorn continuing to think shes dying of a mysterious disease Takes place during dawntrail but i have no idea when ahaha

Babycorn proudly watched as Cherrypit added the finishing touches on his sand castle again. “Ta-da!” Cherrypit cheered as he finished placing a small rock on top of his latest magnum opus entirely made out of wet sand.

He crawled over to his sister and poked her arm to let her know he was all done and that she could open her eyes now. 

“WahHuh?!” The easily startled Babycorn let her arms drop as she nervously looked around for any sign of danger. There was a part of her that forgot for just a moment that they were on a beach just having a nice time.

“Bebe! Bebe!” Cherrypit cried out to her.

“...Huh? Oh! Hi Cherry!” 

Cherrypit smiled and gestured over to his sand castle that could very well be described as a sand lump instead. “I’m all done!” He poked a hole in the side of the castle. “Look! Look! All done!” 

Babycorn’s eyes sparkled with pride as she looked at her brother and his marvel of modern architecture. “Woaaah! Cherry good job!! It looks great!” Babycorn cheered and clapped and in response Cherrypit began to clap alongside her. “Good job! Good job!” Cherry happily cheered along.  

“It looks almost good enough to eat!” 

Cherrypit instantly stopped and gave her a very familiar look. Babycorn immediately recognized it as the same kind of expression that Lunya would give her when she was about to eat something she wasn’t supposed to. 

It was a look that Babycorn was very used to. Especially since the real Lunya was also giving her the exact same look all the way from her beach chair.

Babycorn crossed her arms and pouted, “...But I won’t eat it cause sand isn’t for eating.” It felt like lately she couldn’t eat any yummy stuff! Not some glowy plants, the rocks in the ocean or even the ocean water itself! 

It was no fun…

Both Lunya and Cherrypit nodded in unison. 

Then on cue–and before Babycorn could ask Cherry if he wanted to go get ice cream because she was suddenly really craving a snack, he began to giggle mischievously to himself. There was a twinkle in his eye as he stared down at his sand castle. 

Babycorn knew what was coming and quickly covered her eyes with her hands. 

With a joyous squeal Cherrypit jumped on top of his sand castle, squishing it down to nothing but sand. “Yay! Yay! Yay!” He grabbed huge piles of sand in his hands and threw them up in the air, kicking up sand everywhere at the same time.

Currently this was his 28th sand castle this morning alone. 

Cherrypit let out a cute growl as he continued to play around in the sand. He was probably imagining himself as a huge monster or something.

At this point Babycorn figured she was in the clear and uncovered her eyes. Years upon years of painful sand in her eyes had taught her the exact signs of when her precious baby brother was finally done rampaging around. 

When next she looked, Babycorn saw Cherrypit drawing a face in the sand. He stopped to look at her and then down at his drawing, “Bebe!” He pointed at her and then went back to drawing. 

“Oooooh!! That’s me?!” Babycorn squealed. “That’s so cute Cherry!” There was no doubt that after drawing her Cherrypit would go on to draw all their other friends–Babycorn was more than ready to go call them over one by one to show them her brother’s artwork. 

Speaking of her friends…

“I wonder where Butts is…?” Not like she was always catching herself thinking about him lately (ahaha) but it was a little strange to see Pancake and Cinnamon around without Butter too. There was a little worrywart in her head wondering if something happened to him. 

Thankfully Babycorn’s natural airheaded-ness was a great countermeasure for that. Because as soon as she found herself worrying–something else would catch her attention and instantly distract her. At least until the next time she began overthinking.

This time the distraction happened to be the sound of a motorcycle engine. 

“Whuh?” That was incredibly specific. 

Babycorn looked over to where she knew there was no sand and noticed something strange. A whole motorcycle! Not only that-! There was someone getting off of it. Babycorn didn’t recognize them at first but once they took off their helmet it was clear who it was. 

The two bunny ears on top of his spiky-haired head was a dead give away. 

“Butts?!” Babycorn gasped out loud. “Wha-?! B-Butts?!” Something in Babycorn’s head was short circuiting. Apparently. 

Cherrypit heard what his sister had said and sat up. His hair was covered in lumps of wet sand and his shirt was an absolute mess. “Butts? Butt?” He whipped his head in all sorts of different directions to see who his sister was talking about.

Then he noticed Pancake and Cinnamon run past him. “Butter! You made it!” Pancake yelled out to him.

Cinnamon, who was slightly sunburned, was seconds away from strangling him with her small fairy sleeves. “FINALLY!! You have to promise to never forget the sunscreen again!!” She said through gritted teeth.   

Pancake rolled her eyes, “You’re the one who said you didn’t need it!” Meanwhile, Pancake had waited for her brother under the semi-safety of some cool shade. 

“How was I supposed to know?!” In Cinnamon’s defense she did usually spend her free afternoons baking inside of a hot oven. The sun should have had no effect on her but her creator must have never accounted for Turali weather. 

Cinnamon flapped her wings in aggravation. “Enough speculating! Hand it over!!” Butter held out the sun screen and Cinnamon instantly took it and flew far away from the sun. It caught both siblings off guard. “Hey!” Pancake chased after her, “I need it too! You better not use it all or I’ll tell Butter!”

Butter began to quickly untie his shoes to change them up for a pair of flip-flops. At the same time however, he couldn’t help but try and help.“U-Um I mean if you’re already sunburned I don’t know how it’s going to-Whuh?” Something stopped Butter in his tracks.

He looked down to see Cherrypit pulling on his shorts.  Cherrypit looked up at him with his huge empty white eyes. “BaButts!” He smiled and pulled up his shirt collar to chew on it. 

Butter picked Cherrypit up and gently took the shirt out from the toddler's mouth. “Try not to bite on that okay?” Probably not until he could get a clean shirt on. There was usually nothing anyone could do to stop Cherrypit from biting something. 

Then all at once it hit Butter. The cardinal rule of life itself, something that had only been proven wrong about four times in the history of time itself.

That being; If Cherrypit was somewhere it meant that Babycorn was close by. 

Before Butter could do anything he felt a certain someone grab both his shoulders and turn him around. In just the span of five seconds he found himself from facing the beach to looking Babycorn in her sparkling, heartstopping-ly cute eyes. “Hi Butts!!” She yelled into his face as if he wasn’t standing right in front of her. “I was wondering where you were!” Babycorn continued to yell very loudly.

Butter staggered backwards, his face beginning to turn a familiar shade of pink. “I-I-I was just stopping by the cabins to bring some sunscreen over since we forgot some!” In no time Butter managed to compose himself again. He had grown a lot over the years and that also meant he was able to hide his flustered feelings about Babycorn a lot more better than usual.

But that hardly meant anything when Babycorn had the tendency of sneaking up on him and throwing all of that growth for a loop. 

Butter took Cherrypit and set him down on the ground. He smiled as he watched Cherrypit run over and hug Babycorn’s leg. “Cute swimsuit by the way!” Butter froze as soon as he realized the words that left his mouth. 

For better or for worse Babycorn didn’t even hear what Butter had told her, as her short attention span had already become enraptured by something else. 

As Butter began to think of any words that could have rhymed with swimsuit he noticed that Babycorn was hovering around his motorcycle. “Woah!! What?!” She poked and put her hands all over it, almost like she couldn’t believe it was real. “You have a motorcycle?! Since when?!

Butter opened his mouth to answer her but before he could Lunya (who had not been listening in with everyone else on that beach) helpfully chimed in. 

“I can answer that! Butter bought one right after you said that you were a big fan of motorcycles!” Lunya winked. 

“No I didn't! Don’t listen to her!!”

Babycorn wasn’t sure which of her friends to believe. She wanted to believe both of them. “It does look a lot like the one I saw in my dream where Hildi rode one into the sunset…” Though her describing that dream in great detail to Butter probably had nothing to do with it. 

“It sure does doesn’t it?” Lunya giggled to herself. 

Butter gently pushed Lunya out of frame and out of the next few following paragraphs, “Okay! Thank you Lunya! I love and appreciate you–pretty please let me handle this!” 

When Butter turned back around he saw Cherrypit biting a part of his motorcycle. He was hanging off it just using his shark-like teeth. Permanent markings on his motorcycle aside, Butter didn’t really mind. 

Honestly something like that was bound to happen. What was catching his attention more was seeing Babycorn zipping and zagging all over to look at the motorcycle. She probably thought he was really cool right now. The thought of that made Butter let out a happy hum.

Babycorn noticed the cute look on Butter’s face and her attention turned from the motorcycle to him. Which also gave her a really cool idea. “Oh! Oh! Can I try driving?!” She bounced up and down on her heels in sheer excitement. “We can totally take turns! It’ll be really fun!!” She bounced all the way around the motorcycle and grabbed at one of the handles while trying her best to make sputtering noises with her mouth. 

Butter thought it was really cute, he couldn’t help but smile and look at anything but Babycorn. He could already feel his face warming up. “Are you sure? D-Do you know how to drive a motorcycle?” 

“Of course!” Babycorn confidently gestured to herself. Still hanging off the motorcycle Cherrypit looked up at his sister with wide eyes before opening his mouth and dropping to the ground. Once he was both feet on the ground he mimicked her gesture. “Can d’ive!” Cherrypit babbled out.  

Butter would have been inclined to believe Babycorn on her word alone. Anyone who knew Butter Moontide at this point knew that he would walk to the moon and back if Babycorn told him she wanted a moon rock.

The only thing slightly changing his mind was seeing Lunya behind a conveniently placed beachside bush vigorously shaking her head back and forth with fear in her eyes. 

“Ummm…How about I drive first and see what happens from there!” 

“Okie-dokie!” Of course Babycorn was going to agree to anything Butter suggested. She liked him a lot after all. “Let’s get on Cherry!” 

“Get on! Let’s get on!” Cherrypit repeated. As expected Cherrypit was able to easily fly up and sit down on a seat with no issues. Meanwhile Babycorn was having a bit more trouble. “Almost got it..!” 

Butter quickly noticed this. “Ah-! Be careful!” He knew Babycorn well enough to know just how clumsy she was. As cute as he thought her clumsiness was, the bandages all over Babycorn were proof enough that it could get her hurt most of the time. 

Right as Butter told her to be careful Babycorn began to lose her footing. “W-Waaauwahh!!” Panicking just made her wobble even more and just as she began to fall backwards. In an instant she lost her footing and she was positive that her next bandage would be somewhere on the back of her head. 

Babycorn shut her eyes tight and prepared for the impact. 

When it never came she was confused. Instead she heard something else hit the ground. That mysterious sound turned out to be Butter’s helmet that he had dropped to run and catch Babycorn. 

Babycorn looked up and finally realized what was happening. Right around the same time Butter realized what he was doing. 

In record speed Butter had caught Babycorn mid-fall catching her in the same manner as one could describe a groom carrying a bride. As if that wasn’t enough, Babycorn could have sworn that Butter was somehow glowing with a warm light. She almost couldn’t take her eyes off him. Except…

“Huh…HUHUHH!?!!” Babycorn’s hands flew to cover her face. “Sorry! I’m really sorry! I didn’t mean to fall!” She was in full on panic mode, her heart was beating faster than ever and her face felt so hot! 

She was going to die for real! This was it! The end of Babycorn Corn’s life!! Babycorn was tapping her feet on the ground over and over while dreading what was going to happen next.

Butter was completely frozen. He had locked eyes with Babycorn when he caught her, he still couldn’t believe just how beautiful her eyes were. Everything about her took his breath away. It was until just now he realized where he was. “HHUUH?! Wait no-! I’m sorry! Did I hurt you? I didn't mean to-!!” 

Butter’s voice was enough to snap Babycorn out of whatever was happening to her. “No! I’m fine! I could never get hurt with you around!” She smiled as wide as she could. She wasn’t really sure why she had said that but it felt right. 

“R-Right!! You’re right!” There was nothing in Eorzea or anywhere else on the star that would hurt Babycorn if he was there. 

Especially if he was the one driving. 

“Now hooold on!” 

Both Butter and Babycorn were brought back to reality at the sound of Lunya’s voice. Apparently they had been staring into each other’s eyes this entire time. Lunya ran from the convenient beach bush and grabbed Butter’s helmet from the ground, slamming it gently onto his head. “Keeping each other safe is one thing but remember safety first!” She reminded them.

Butter adjusted the helmet on his head and looked over at Babycorn with worried eyes. He didn’t have any extra helmets for Babycorn. Or any that would fit her head at least. He had his doubts that Pancake’s helmet would fit her. 

Babycorn seemed to sense his worry. “It’s okay Butts!” She knocked the top of her head with her hand. There was an odd hollow sound coming from it. “I’m sturdy!! Remember?” 

“Like hell you are.” Lunya took out a yellow helmet from out of seemingly nowhere and placed it on the taller girl’s head. Babycorn’s long ears popped out from the side of the helmet. With a satisfied look Lunya dusted her hands off. “Let’s just say I’ve been waiting for this day.” 

Lunya walked over and picked up Cherrypit from chewing on the motorcycle again. “How about we let Butter and Bebe go off on their trip and we can go buy a bunch of ice cream?” She whispered to him, making sure there was no way Babycorn would be able to hear them. 

Cherrypit giggled, he put a finger to his mouth and gave a little “Shhhhh…!” He didn't quite understand but he wasn't about to argue against getting ice cream.

[atenea14]

I saw where the Primarch somehow went to the twenty first century and wonder how our favorite crowd man reaction if Child!reader not afraid of him and asked if to arts and crafts with them

Reason why they are not afraid of him is that turns out he reminded them of their dad who is a death metal head of a Viking who have the same level of gentle as Vulkan but just as scary looking as Corvus

I just thought it'll be cute

You’ve been my first request ever! I’m really grateful and it’s also a cute one! I think Corvus would be confused and touched at the same time. I’ve imagined a little scene with your prompt, so here you go :) Also sorry for the delayed answer. 

“Oh no, the scary man is back!” The murmurs of some kids caught Vulkan’s attention and upon looking at the main door he sees his brother is quietly standing there not knowing what to do. 

“Brother! Come in” Vulkan happily gestures to Corvus to come by his side and the kids don’t take a liking to that, some even change their sitting positions, his black eyes and serious demeanor scaring them. 

“I knew this would be a mistake, I shouldn’t have listened to you.” While whispering to Vulkan he surveyed the kids' attitude. 

“Nonsense, they’ll warm up to you, just give them a little time. Some were scared of me at the beginning too.” With that Vulkan left his brother to help some kids, not knowing what else to do he started fidgeting with some of the scattered tools. 

“What are you doing?” A high pitched voice interrupted him. Looking to his side Corvus sees a little kid staring at him with wide eyes and a big smile. 

“Nothing right now.” 

“Great! You can help me then.” The kid cheerfully grabs his hand and brings him to one of the small tables with other kids that initially ignore him. Corvus slowly moves one of the tiny chairs and looks at it fixedly trying to decide if sitting on it is a good idea. When he looks to the side perceives that the kid is eagerly waiting for him so he finally sits down. Ends up half sitting half doing a squat but doesn’t want to weird out the kids more so he just tries to disguise it. It works with the kids but he hears Vulkan’s gentle laugh at his back. 

“I need to finish this mask! I started it with teacher Vulkan but I need to finish it today!” Corvus looks at the weird looking mask but decides not to judge it. 

“Okay, what do you have to do?” He looks directly at the kid who doesn’t seem to mind his pitched black eyes. 

“I need to paint and decorate it.” They start painting the project which slowly starts looking way better than Corvus had thought.

“What do you need this mask for?” The silence is making Corvus uncomfortable and tries to break it with the first thing he can come up with. How can these tiny humans bring him to the edge of his seat when he’s war-hardened?

“I’m going to a concert with my mom! It was my dad’s favorite group!” This picked up his interest, what music goes with a black and red mask?

“Is it metal music by any chance?” 

“Yes! My friends think it’s scary but I love it!” Corvus nods seriously at the kid. 

“I like this music too.” With that he got engaged in a deep conversation of metal and rock music with the kid, the latter, not knowing any of the names of the songs he liked, started singing them for Corvus to recognise, engaging in a little game. Before they knew it the mask was finished. 

“Woaaah it looks great!” Corvus did most of the job while the kid was busy singing yet the kid was ecstatic. 

“Ah I see you’ve finished the mask, little one. Good job!” Vulkan had approached the pair to see what the fuss was about. 

“Thank you, teacher Corvus helped me!” This offhand comment made Corvus feel a warm feeling in his chest at being accepted at last, even if only by one child. Yet he stays silent, not knowing what to say.

“You’ll be the scariest fan in the crowd.” Vulkan notices his brother's embarrassment and secretly enjoys it. This exchange attracts the attention of the other children, who come over to see what is going on. The mask seems to be a big hit with the children and without knowing how, Corvus ends up surrounded by a bunch of excited children asking him to help them with the next day's crafts. 

“I have to make a bracelet!”

“I don’t have anything to do but I want to sing songs too.” 

Vulkan laughs and gently asks the kids to leave their projects for the next session since it’s already time to tidy the workspace. Before leaving with their mom the little kid goes to Corvus and hugs his leg. 

“Bye teacher Corvus!”

“Have fun at the concert.” Corvus feels his brother patting him on the back. 

“Told you it was only a matter of time.”

[tessenpai]

Kono Oto Tomare Chapter 122 Scans and Rough TL

Scans: https://klmanga.net/bsaq-kono-oto-tomare-raw-chapter-122.html

Page 1

Side text: It's almost Eidai's Tall-Small-Tall Trio's turn----!!

Chapter title: Midsummer Ordeal

Sentarou's Grandma: Sigh... We have arrived later than we planned

Sentarou's Grandma: Will we be there on time for Sen-chan's turn?

Sentarou's Little Sibling: Aren't we seeing Nii-Nii?

Shizune (Granny): It will be fine

Granny: They are 19th right? They are on their lunch break right now, so there are still 5-6 schools before their turn.

Sentarou's Grandma: Shizune-san...

Page 2

Sentarou's Grandma: I'm sorry for asking you to come with us with this heat

Granny: Is me who is joining you because I wanted to come, don't you worry---...

Chika: Uooooooh, we made it----!!!!

Sane: Woah, just in time

Chika: Fuaaah--- Yikes.

Chika: It's so hot...

Chika: Eh- What!? Granny!?

Granny: What is this, I thought I heard someone being noisy, and it's you guys

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Chika: Ah, sorry. But what are you doing here, Granny?

Kota: We don't play until tomorrow

Sane: Did you miss us that badly?

Granny: What silly things are you saying?

Granny: The grandson of a friend is performing, so I came to hear

Chika: A friend...

Sentarou's Grandma: Hello, how are you?

Chika: Hello!

Sentarou's Grandma: Oh my

Granny: These are the kids I told you about before---

Sentarou's Granny: Oh, the Tokike kids, I see

Sentarou's Granny: I heard of you from Shizune-san. She said you are like grandkids to her

Chika: !

Page 4

Chika's shirt: GRANDKID

Sfx: Smile

Satowa, Sane, Kota[thoughts]: He looks so happy--....

Sign: Mittsu is rehydratating

Takezou: What school does your grandson go to?

Sentarou's Grandma: Have you heard of Eidai Prefectural High School?

Takezou: ! We know of it

Sentarou's Grandma: Oh, really? The one called Miya Sentarou is my grandson

Sane: Seriously!?

Sentarou's Grandma: I couldn't go hear his Preliminaries performance because I was hospitalized.

Sentarou's Grandma: So I'm very glad that I was able to come today.

Page 5

Sane: Damn, only 5 minutes left! Will there be seats?

Hiro: You also have to find somewhere to sit, isn't that right?

Granny: Yeah. Is it crowded?

Hiro: Yes, very...

Chika: Grandma, give me your bag.

Sentarou's Grandma: Eh?

Chika: I will run ahead and find some seats for you

Granny: Saving a seat is bad manners

Chika: Eh, ah...

Page 6

Sentarou's Grandma: I would be happy if I could hear my grandson's performance from a seat where I could see his face

Sentarou's Grandma: Could I leave that to you?

Chika: !

Chika: Understood!!

Granny: Hey, Chizuru

Sentarou's Grandma (Chizuru): Oh, is fine once in a while.

Satowa: Um...

Satowa: Thank you very much

Chizuru: Eh?

Satowa: For understanding Kudo's feelings

Page 7

Sane: That guy is a total Granny and Grandpa's boy after all

Kota: True!

Chizuru: He is the same as my grandson, then

Tomoe[thoughts]: Woah, Tokise. Don't run

Page 8

Tomoe[thoughts]: Woaaah he is saving a seat. I hate that

Page 9

Takezou: Seems like we will sit all over the place this time

Chika: Hm? As long as we can hear, it doesn't really matter

Tomoe[memories]: You okay?

Tomoe[memories]: Aren't those girls from Himesaka?

Tomoe[memories]: They seem to be getting along fine...

Tomoe[memories]: You haven't done anything that warrants an apology, have you?

Page 10

Sentarou: Hey, Akari. How long are you going to keep marking the tuning changes?

Akari: No is just that I feel like the marks will disappear with the sweat. It worries me...

Assistant: Contestants from Eidai Prefectural High School, your turn is in 10 minutes!

Akari: Ack!

Sentarou: Great! Let's get ready to go

Akari: Aaaaah why do you both look so caaaalm

Haru: Not at all. I'm super nervous

Sentarou: Not as much as you, tho.

Page 11

Haru: He says that, but in the Traditional Music Festival and Preliminaries, Sen-chan was super nervous

Akari: Eh- Senpai!?

Sentaruo: Haru-

Haru: Yeah, and he played like 3 times faster because of that

Akari: Eh- Three times....

Sentarou: That's not going to happen today. You are here with us, Akari. Don't worry.

Page 12

Sentarou: Okay, you guys. Put your hands

Akari: Ri- Right

Sentarou: ...Your hands are sweaty for real, man

Akari: I'm sorry...

Sentarou: Bah, it's fine

Sentarou: Listen, you two!

Sentarou: In today's competition, we are the school with the least members, but when it comes to guts, we won't lose to anyone!!!

Page 13

Sentarou: Let's make our best performance yet!!!!

Trio: Yeah!!!

Akari[thoughts]: Hot.

Akari[thoughts]: My body is numb.

Akari[thoughts]: My blood is pumping

Sentarou: Huh? Are you crying?

Akari: I'm not crying!

Akari[thoughts]: I didn't know it was possible to shiver when you feel hot

Page 14

Keishi: Oh, next is "Sound of the Rapids", huh

Akira: Eidai's performance, right?

Keishi: There's two 17-stringed kotos

Akari's friend 1: He- hey, you are sure it's here, right?

Akari's friend 2: It is, isn't it? I made sure it was

Akari's friend 3: In the program they gave us before it says Kobayakawa Akari.

Akari's friend 2: Really, that's good---

Akari's friend 3: I spent all my part-time job money to come here, if we were wrong I'd cry

Akari's friend 1: This "Sound of the Rapids" that Akari's playing, is it hard?

Akari's friend 2: No idea. Should be around the level of a beginner like Akari who has played for 3 months to be able to play

Page 15

Keishi: "Sound of the Rapids" is a complicated song

Akari's friend 1: Eh?

Akira: O- Onii-chan

Akari's friend 1: For real?

Keishi: It's technically and expressively very advanced

Keishi: There is also tuning change while playing it

Akari's friend: Tuning change... Ohh yeah, Akari also mentioned that was difficult

Keishi: That beginner friend of yours, to be playing this song in only three months

Keishi: I think is testament to how much he has worked

Page 16

Akari's friends: Thanks, stranger Onii-chan!

Keishi: No problem--

Suzuka[thoughts]: Extroverts... *

*Here Takinami really says "Monster of communication", meaning Keishi just will approach and talk to about anyone and make friends anywhere

Akari's friend 1: Oh, here they are

Page 17

Akari [thoughts]: Amazing...

Akari[thoughts]: It's still dark, but you can feel how many people are there

Akari[thoughts]: This is completely different than rehearsals

Akari[thoughts]: My hands are also super sweaty

Akari[thoughts]: And they feel super cold

Akari[thoughts]: Hold on, that's connected isn't it...?

Akari[thoughts]: ....Will my hands be able to move properly...?

Akari[thoughts]: Eh

Akari[thoughts]: Will they really move?

Sentarou: Akari!

Page 18

Hand: You can do it!!!

Haru: Akari-kun, it's okay

Haru: We are here with you

Announcer: 19th Program

Announcer: Ibaraki Prefecture. Ibaraki Eidai Prefectural High School

Announcer: Miyagi Michio's "Sound of the Rapids"

Announcer: "We, Eidai High School's Koto Club, have a history of forty-two years, that includes many participations in the National Competition."

Page 19

Announcer: "In recent years, we have been in danger of disbandment"

Announcer:" We struggle in frustration, hold on desperately"

Announcer: "Gain new friends---"

Announcer: "Today, we are very proud to have come this far"

Announcer: "We will perform this strict, intense, gentle, and beautiful song with all our might"

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Page 22

Akari's friends: !!

Keishi[thoughts]: Uooh, the 17-stringer has such a powerful bass! What a nice sound!!

Tsukaji[thoughts]: Hey hey, will only one Koto be enough...?

Tsukaji[thoughts]: No matter how you look at it, it will get swallowed by the 17-stringers---

Page 23

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Page 24

Chika: !!!

Tsukaji: !?

Tsukaji[thoughts]: Wait wait

Tsukaji[thoughts]: Is this for real...?

Satowa[thoughts]: Amazing, it's a watery and powerful sound.

Satowa[thoughts]: Combined with the thick and solid sound of the 17-stringers---

Page 25

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Page 26

Sane[thoughts]: Incredible-- Is like they made the river into music

Mittsu[thoughts]: It feels as if it was cold, even when they are playing with such candor

Momoya[thoughts]: Is a pretty good tempo, but not shallow

Momoya[thoughts]: The 17-stringers balance it very well

Akari's friend 1: Amazing...

Akari's friend 4: Akari...

Akari[thoughts]: ...They move

Akari[thoughts]: My hands are moving properly!!

Page 28

Akari[thoughts]: If I continue like this---

Akari[thoughts]: Oops... The nail almost...!

Akari[thoughts]: Don't let your guard down!

Hiro[thoughts]: Will they be able to change tunings while plucking at this speed?

Akari [thoughts]: Seven semitones up

Akari[thoughts]: Three semitones up

Page 29

Sfx: Plonk

Akari[thoughts]: Eh-

Page 30

Akari[thoughts]: The bridge-----....!!!

Side text: An accidental fall...

---Kono Oto Tomare! will continue in the next issue!---

[romanceyourdemons]

woaaah your tomato egg mac and cheese ramen sounds so incredibly delicious!! would you mind sharing how to make it?

more or less the way you’d imagine. boil your noodles per usual, and at the same time in a frying pan scramble one egg, then remove the egg from the pan and put in one chopped tomato. stir fry it until it gets a little mushy, then add the egg back in with some soy sauce, sugar, and about 1/3 of the ramen seasoning packet. drain most of the water from the ramen, add about half a pack of mac n cheese seasoning and 1/3 of the ramen seasoning, and top with the stir fry. done and dusted out of this world etc

[collectalong]

( post — @lawain-dimensional-heroes // hanaka )

"woaaah! really?! that means you're in the same year as me, huh! i'm emu otori, from class 2-B! let's have a super wonderhoy♪ time together, hanaka!"

coupling the wonderhoy is her usual gesture of wavey arms and jumping, a wonderhoy trademark. "what made you transfer here? do you mind sharing?"

[cuiizhu]

Helios Rising Heroes - Grandiose Chinoiserie

Chapter 13:

[A few days later]

Little Girl: Hyeh! Haah!

Marion: That’s amazing, you can now do good punches and kicks. Your aim is also well-defined.

Little Girl: Yes! I no longer fall down just from kicking!

Little Girl: After imitating Marion-sensei, I was able to do it! Mom and dad also praised me♪

Marion: I see….it’d be great if you can take away even just a little from these lesso–

Little Boy: Marion-sensei~! Do “that” again~!

Marion: Again……

Marion: Well, I did promise once a day. Can’t be helped…

Marion: [Attacking] Haah!

Little Boy: Woaaah~, so cool so cool! That’s awesome~~!!!!!!!

Marion: Look, I’ve shown you my hero ability for today, so get back to training. Please review what I just taught you.

Ren: ……

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Old Man: Yo! Hoh, Houuh…

Marion: Yup, your stretches are better now.

Old Man: I’m still young, but stretches are important.

Old Man: I’ve been keeping up this routine, even on days when there are no classes, and I can feel I’ve become healthier! I’m still young, though.

Marion: I see, then please keep it up.

Old Woman: Hey, Marion-sensei? I mentioned my grandchild before, right?

Marion: As I said last time, I’m a man.

Old Woman: Oh, I remember it alright. I have another grandchild! This one’s a girl!

Marion: Wha-...

Old Woman: Look, here’s her photo–

Marion: That’s enough!

Ren: Marion….

Marion: Auntie, this is a self-defense class. It’d be a good idea to take what you’ve learned here home and teach it to your grandchildren.

Ren: .......

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Ren: (I wasn’t sure what to expect at first, but the self-defense class is going well)

Ren: (Even for the children and elderly who were troublesome at first, Marion is teaching them properly, and they’re all improving steadily)

Ren: (One way or another, Marion’s guidance also makes sense…)

Ren: (If you adjust routines according to the skill level of the student, it’s natural that it’d do them good)

Ren: (He’s been just as proactive with the restaurant job)

Faith: Yahoo~, Ren♪

Ren: !! You…you came here again?

Faith: Aha, now I’m really familiar with how to enjoy Chinese tea.

Faith: I came here simply because I wanted to drink tea again.

Ren: ………..

Faith: Can you show me to my seat? …..There seems to be quite a few people today.

Ren: Lately, it’s always been like this.

Ren: I think the people who recognize Marion as a “hero” started rumors, so more of them have been coming here.

Ren: We got so many customers taking photos and asking for autographs that a sign had to be put up to indicate that those things were prohibited.

Faith: Hmmm? I liked the quiet atmosphere, this is a little disappointing.

Faith: But, the taste of tea is still the same. Please show me to my seat, Ren♪

Ren: Sigh…

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[dnangelic]

@phantasmaw asked: "Oh, Daisuke! Perfect timing!" Rosalie marches right up to him, grabs him by the sleeves, and continues right on marching. "I need an extra pair of hands to help me set up this up." She gestures towards an overstuffed backpack slumping down from her shoulders that has an alarming amount of radio antennae sticking out of it. "But we gotta make good timing; I want to go to the old canal, that's where I got the best signal last time, but I can't be adjusting the tuner and writing down notes at the same time, you follow?"

' eh ? huh --- ?! ' he stumbles along in her grip without much resistance . really , even if he didn't mind being whisked away like this , wouldn't a little warning beforehand have been nice ? at least she's already swung right into explanation , even if she's skipped any sort of hello ! ' you need my help ? w-woaaah , that really is a lot --- !! ' wasn't a backpack like that heavy ?! if not that , then it had to be at least awkward and uncomfortable to carry , right ? ' you're like a giant hedgehog ... ' a remark he lightly flushes over the instant it's left his mouth , a hand clamping over his lips as if he were expecting to be snapped at in retort , the rest of him desperately trying to hide its humors . he wouldn't dare to laugh at her , and of course he was still listening to the rest of her instruction , but there was no doubt rosalie's supplies would turn every head on the way to the canal , if they happened to pass by any . not even the niwa could help but find it more than a little funny , though it doesn't at all dissuade him from doing his part . ' sorry , what i meant was ... i know a few shortcuts ! we'll definitely make it on time ! electronics aren't really my thing , and i don't really know if i get what you're trying to do with them ... but if i can help you somehow along the way , then please --- leave it to me ! '

toying with knobs and frequencies wasn't beyond him , even if it was done usually to disrupt the police instead of hunt aliens !

[blamebonk]

OOOOOOOOH OOH going off of what that anon says i like to think the Realms are more conceptual than material. Hence why the HOL was brought in from the human world supposedly, it's a physical thing that any lifeforms can traverse (with varying results).

Same with the Devildom overall. It needed to host all manner of lifeforms in order for true peace to work... and, that would be why the Devildom + other places have "skies" etc in the first place. It's not underneath our planet or even on a planet itself, it's just a concept that had stuff added to it to work for others. Hence why the Devildom/Demon Realm are mentioned to have multiple suns that Diavolo himself created, though they can't be seen from where our main story takes place.

It would be also why there are, well... Anything there at all. It's all mimicries of the Human Realm (the Celestial Realm also does this to an extent as well I believe....), likely influenced by the once-human souls who pass on and end up in damnation.

I like to think it's why we get brand-ripoff names too :) workers who've died found their own place in the Devildom sharing the newest technologies before the actual owners "up-top" can die and patent it themselves. It's something that frustrates me with Nightbringer a little bit cause there's absolutely zero paralleling of the times they SHOULD have fallen.... Bloody phones and anime....... You telling me demons already did this?!?!?! It feels like the Brothers fell in 2020 or something U_U

Woaaah interesting I just sorta thought that the two other realms were dimensions connected to the human realm that run by their own rules but them being more so conceptual gives it a more magicy feel

I also really don’t like how Nightbringer has modern stuff sob sob I guess I could rationalize it and be like “ oh well devildom and the celestial realm are timeless and do not run in the same linear way that human realm goes by” but…I wish it had old stuff waaaa

Linking the post this is bouncing off of here

[nurserycore]

woaaah whats it like regressing to teen years?! theres so many younger regressors here and its cool to see older ones!

i actually regress to a tween/teen most often! its really nice to relive that part of my childhood as i spent most of it in and out of the hospital, treatment, and psychiatric units. i enjoy doing a lot of the same stuff as then such as tumblr, listening to music from the time like black veil brides and escape the fate, i like going to the park to smoke, making kandi, and just hanging out with my cgs! i recently got diary of a wimpy kid which i loved reading as a younger tween so i could reread it!