#at least it has more health and an ability that's good in a pure water deck

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Death? Not Today F*ck You!

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Author's Note: Karlsor's debut in Mermay and Poor Unfortante souls.

Warnings: Karlsor swears a lot, some hints of violence. Also NIGHT LORD. Let me know if I need to add more

Summary: Karlsor lands on Terra and finds a Budding Blight Garden, not that he knows what that is. And makes the decision to not go near it.

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Karlsor is a Proud Night Lord, and one of the lucky, or unlucky bastards with enough Psyker abilities that were noticed early enough that he was dragged into training by the Libarius before the Heresy. He'd barely finished his training as a Librarian, their training exacting, harsh, demanded and with each step forward, sacrifice of blood, pain, sweat, tears, and mental health (whatever the fuck that is) was demanded of him. He's no coward, never has been, to have survived the Hell that is Nostramo, and to have been...

Either Lucky or Unlucky enough to have been grabbed by the Night Lords to be flung into a cage with a bunch of other boys around his age, some older, some younger, and then dragged into the Hell that was being an Aspirant of the Night Lords. He had never been the kindest of souls, being born and growing, surviving the fucked up hell that is Nostramo killed the weak, and beat the kindness and every good thing out of a person, until just the pure, raw, naked desire and need for Survival was all that was thought of.

Even when Lord of the Eigth Legion and the Imperium had fully taken over Nostramo, things have still been shit. There was just more technology and shit for the people to fight over. At least that's what he'd heard from the old folks who's complain and hiss about things. Fighting against the uppity Ultramarines as Father had decided to attack the holier-than-thou Primarch of the 13th legion had been a lot of fun, waking up after what had felt like had been a killing blow had been both pleasantly and unpleasantly surprise.

Pleasant, because he still is alive, unpleasant because his ribs really fucking hurt and he's in agony and likely in a cell with uppity Ultramarines ready with snide words and smug bastard-y words to lord over his failure. His tail lashes out in rage as he looks around frowning. Where the fuck his he? He's not on McCragge. Oh fuck shit. As he's dying he's getting a vision. Or something. Goody. Or he's hallucinating a Nicer Thing as he dies? What the fuck is this shit. He slowly starts moving, activating his ability to swim through the air, which is infinitely safer than trying to crawl back to the waters. Seriously.

Which fucking planet is he on? This is planet has pollution, he can smell it, but it's not the worst planet he's been on. It's almost pretty, but pretty things often hide something worse underneath. Finding the ocean took several hours of swimming through the air. At least there's only one sun in the sky, even if the sunlight is way to fucking bright in his opinion. He prefers the darkness and shadows, where the light doesn't burn his skin and eyes. Even with being an Astartes with a tougher body, he burns like a whore in church after a few minutes in the sun.

Which is going to be so delightful to feel once he's back in the water. At least he's alive to recover from his injuries and the sun trying to fuck him over more. He is really glad to get into the ocean waters, which is salinized and he almost bites through his tongue trying not to scream as his skin protests being in the ocean while being sunburnt enough that his regenerative abilities has yet to heal it and he's entirely red from where his armor doesn't protect his scales.

He swims in the ocean, healing and trying to hunt for something to eat, easily hunting a school of fish and eating the wriggling creatures whole. He has some nutri-paste but he needs to supplement it with organic matter, which is a damned pain. He also needs to figure out where the fuck he is and where some of his brothers are, as much as they are a pain in his ass and are more than half likely to try to murder him, either through straight up stabbing him or being more circumspect about it.

Psykers are viewed as being super unstable and mistrusted in the legion. Honestly, he'd commented before that it's like calling water wet, they are all unstable, lunatic murderers. The younger members of his legion are... not kinder, no one is ever really kind in the Eighth legion, but are more stupid, and ignorant, since they are younger and haven't been through as much fucked up shit as the older ones have. Getting older can be hard, especially with how much fighting they do, against the enemies of the Emperium, and at times, each other.

Still, he's glad that he's alive, in general, and its better than not being alive. That damned Ultramarine only nearly killed him. Which reminds him, he's going to find that Ultramarine and make him suffer for his failure. He hears something and slowly starts swim-stalking and he carefully stalks whatever is making noise and tilts his head from one side to another. That is the ugliest and weirdest looking reef system that Karlsor has ever seen in his life. It looks really sick and fucked up.

And there is something about it that screams WRONG at his Psyker senses. He hears demented echoing giggling. Which is. Fucking Fantastic. He's not going anywhere near the fucked up reef system, it looks cursed as fuck. While he's got an Astartes Immune system, he's not going to tempt whatever the fuck is going on with that to go after him. He's no Apothecary or specialist in Environments, but he knows that is Super Fucked and Warp-craft went into fucking it up and continuing to fuck it up. So yeah, as a trained Psyker and since no one has asked for his help, either way, and he doesn't want to go near it any way, he's going avoid that creepy ass dying reef and go somewhere hopefully a lot healthier. It's a shame, the biodiversity of the oceans of this primitive planet are almost beautiful and he's totally not stared at the plethora of vibrant colored fish swim past him in schools of hundreds.

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“Divine Beast” Erin Newgate

Self insert/girl failure. We are cringe and free here.

Lots of info under read more:

(Straight up self insert)

“Divine Beast” Erin Newgate is a 24 year old, college drop out that lived with her parents until being reincarnated/isekai. Girlfailure.

Found by the Whitebeard Pirates, joined and was apart of the crew for 2 years. Takes Whitebeard's last name after being accepted into his family, self proclaimed, and because she hates her real dad. An alternate universe where a hella more people live.

Erin is trying to navigate being in an anime and is failing her way up. How she managed to survive this long is by pure luck (she’s managed to survive 5 years). She’s trying to save characters from dying. She particularly close to Ace, they see each other as siblings nothing romantic. Eventually sees Luffy as her crackhead younger brother. Somehow she changes canon in weird ways.

Erin goes off with Ace for two years, remaining hidden and seemingly dead to the world.

After two years Erin and Ace meet with the Straw Hat Pirates under the personas Helios and Selene respectively; and join the Straw Hats.

She made note to collect any devil fruits she finds from characters who die or find. So far she’s collected:

Sara Sara no Mi, Model: Axolotl

Yuki Yuki no Mi (Snow-Snow Fruit)

Fude Fude no Mi (Brush-Brush Fruit)

Hebi Hebi no Mi, Model: Yamaha no Orochi

Tori Tori no Mi, Model: Vermillion Bird/Suzaku (given to Ace)

In the Wano Arc, she accidentally becomes a rebellion symbol. In Wano (this au) a Kirin is seen as good fortune, seen as a sign of the arrival of a great leader or passing of a ruler.

This leads to anyone from Wano treating her like a goddess, much to her displeasure and annoyance.

Affiliations: Straw Hat Pirates, Whitebeard Pirates (formerly)

Occupations: Boatswain; Negotiator; Pirate; Only Sane Person

Origin: Unknown

Alias: “Selene”

Epithet: “Divine Beast”

Age: 24 (post); 22 (pre); 19 (when found)

Pronouns: She/They/He

Birthday: March 11

Height: 160 cm (5’3”)

Bounty: $ 1,100,000,000 (current); 124,000,000 (first bounty)

Devil Fruit: Ushi Ushi no Mi, Model: Kirin

Type: Mythical Zoan

This fruit enables the user to turn into a kirin—a legendary hooved chimerical creature, and a human-kirin hybrid. As mentioned, the kirin is a type of chimera (諸雜獣).

キメラ Kimera, literally meaning "Various Mixed Beast"), a mythical creature or monster comprised of parts taken from various animals. In this case, it has the the body of a horse, the horns of a deer, the head and tail of an eastern dragon as well.

In full Beast Form, the user transforms into a gold- furred and scaled kirin with a flowing white mane, growing to rival a house. Human-Beast Form is slightly larger in comparison and, in shape, comes closer to Human Form, with gold scales on the arms, torso, back, and legs well as horns on users head, equestrian-like ears, fur on the elbows and ankles, and a long tail.

Usage

Grants user immense physical abilities in terms of strength, speed, endurance, and defense in both hybrid and full beast form. As a mythical creature it makes the user much stronger than a normal Zoan (said to be able to be stronger than a dragon). While in hybrid or full beast form, the user gains the ability to control fire elements. As well as “fly” which is just walking on extremely thin clouds, the ability to walk on water/air, which allows for transportation without means of boat.

The user has a uncanny ability to judge whether a person is good or evil in addition to see through lies and deceit. The users attack also deals stronger damage towards an enemy judged “evil”.

The Kirin has the power to change fate at the cost of the health of the user.

In addition the user’s life span extends dramatically to at least over a thousand years.

Previous User of the Ushi Ushi no Mi, Model; Kirin: Su Yasuke

Su had connections to Oden and Kaido. Now Arin has no idea how to live up to her name.

AU Changes:

Fishman Island Arc remains unchanged.

Punk Hazard Arc remains unchanged.

Dressrosa Arc remains unchanged until Luffy reunites with Sabo. As now Sabo knows Ace is alive, Ace gives Sabo permission to eat his devil fruit. (Minor AU Change)

Ace is revealed to be alive to the world. (Major AU Change)

Zou Arc remains unchanged.

Whole Cake Island Arc remains unchanged.

Pedro lives. (Major AU Change)

Wano Arc Changes

Ace is able to reunite with Tama and later Yamato. (Major AU Change)

Tomo lives. (Major AU Change)

Ace now has the Tori Tori no Mi, Model: Vermillion Bird/Suzaku (Major AU Change)

Izu lives, remains in Wano for the time being. (Major AU Change)

Yamato joins the Straw Hats instead of staying in Wano. (Major AU Change)

Carrot joins the Straw Hats instead of returning to Zou (Wanda takes her place). (Major AU Change)

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Maybe the key to fixing all the confusion over the definition of marriage is to declare that sacramental marriage is purely for the purposes of raising children in the love of a Christian family, for whatever that definition of Christian is, and that it can be blessed by the Church if the Church is willing to acknowledge the validity and good faith and even potential fallibility of a specific sacramental commitment, and to endorse that they can see no impediment to the parties seeking to engage in those activities as a family unit. Non-traditional families are unlikely ever to be the default, but we can see their good fruits and we should not impede the good works that non-traditional families do.

But maybe we can have a concept of concubinage. Any person, of any gender, will ideally be willing to accept that the ideal of romantic and/or sexual love is epitomised by parents caring for one another in a genuine and reciprocal fashion while also nurturing the development of the next generation to the best of their ability, allowing the children to flourish in a health environment and achieve their full potential as a result. The whole of humanity should have as their collective goal the elevation of the next generation, so that they can reach back down and help us to ascend to their level. We may be no better than our ancestors, but at least we can do our best to commit to pushing our descendants out of the bucket we are trapped in and trust that they will work with God to find a way to rescue us from our perdition in time. We can't see what's outside the bucket, but even if we can't trust God enough or find the strength within ourselves to climb out, maybe we can stop dragging the more elevated souls back down to our level.

So concubinage. I think we can all agree sex is not a sin a priori. There is not a single person on this planet at this time who would exist if sex was not a thing. But equally, weird attitudes towards sex have done A LOT of harm. Both being too conservative AND too liberal, as my demisexual ass can attest following a lifetime of extremely mixed messages from people who were trying to guide me as best they can when previous generations had insisted they could only work from a grubby atlas covered in stains and annotations that was already two millennia out of date. Some people were extremely proud that they had photocopied the atlas in various states of decay over the years, and then started adding their own "better" stains and annotations; and my own Church is very proud that it has the oldest extant copy of the atlas, but it's still... Not the best roadmap for the modern world, let's say.

So. Sex. Complicated topic. At least as dangerous as any illegal drug, and at least as vital to the long-term survival of humanity as food and water and air. It needs to be regulated. Agreed! It probably shouldn't involve children or animals, on account of they lack the mental capacity and/or spiritual experience/fortitude to truly comprehend the potential consequences of sex for them or for other people who are involved. Agreed! Masturbation is not the worst thing in the world, but also, it should be... Scratching an itch rather than an obsession or a compulsion, and it's important to just scratch the itch instead of gouging chunks out of your soul. Hopefully agreed! It's very difficult for adults to find a way to communicate effectively with children in a way that informs them sufficiently to permit them to become capable of giving genuine consent without crossing some really weird and potentially damaging barriers, and the extent of the damage done is likely to be a consequence of some combination of the method of education employed and the specific nature of the child being informed; but also, complete ignorance is a worse shield than a little knowledge, and if we know our children must eventually learn how to engage in healthy relationships which will have a sexual element, maybe we don't just... Condemn them for sparring with practice swords BEFORE they get to use ones with a real edge. Maybe we focus on teaching them not to put each other's eyes out. Maybe we train both parties, instead of giving one a sword and one a shield and then telling them it's the fault of the child with the shield if she gets stabbed. Maybe we tell them to fight to resolve instead of fighting to win.

So. Concubinage. Once they're past a legal minimum age of consent, anyone can choose to engage in a casual sexual relationship while acknowledging that it will have consequences in their lives, and in the lives of any future family they may have. But it's not mandatory for anyone, it's not "better" or "worse" than celibacy until marriage, it's just...a different style. And you might eventually marry someone whose "training" style is very different from your own, and that might lead to a new and interesting synergy, or you might find someone you dance with instead of sparring, and even if you stumble as you learn together, you each know the steps like you were born to it and you never dance with another partner your whole life. Both of these things are beautiful.

In terms of celibacy and priesthood... You don't need to ordain women as priests, but you need to stop insisting that you know better than us about EVERYTHING, and you need to stop telling the world that you're the head of the household and then failing to actually run the household properly. Women are coming to greater prominence, and there should be at least one woman in the Church who can overrule the Pope in extremis. There should be one person, appointed by her predecessor, for life or until she chooses retirement, who can act as the Holy Spirit and tell the Holy Father if a teaching is harmful. This person doesn't always need to be a woman, but they should always be someone who falls outside of what the Church sees as "established norms". Beyond that, huge fan of the whole synodality thing! Not claiming personal Infallibility here, do not want the job I have described above, happy to help with interviewing candidates for the post.

I'm autistic. I have an overdeveloped sense of justice. My instincts tell me to rend the flesh from those who hurt my Lord's children, and yet I soothe my wrath, because it is all too easy to forget that most of the ones doing the harming are children, too. But if I find any adults who are harming children, even my finite self just might get to show you what a flaming sword can really do; and if you are only children, desperately trying to stem the tide, let me know. I think I can find some babysitters to form a union.

ETA: Almost forgot the most important point! There's ideals and there's sin and there's the grey area in between, and in this case the biggest risk of sin is not clearly defining a relationship in advance. All parties need to know if they're sparring or dancing for it not to count as assault! And maybe check the handbook for the local standards of practice, and communicate with your partner to find out if they have any house rules they prefer to follow! Because sometimes dancing looks violent but it's all a show; and sometimes sparring is so graceful that it is more beautiful than any dance; but if one person thinks they're dancing and one person thinks they're sparring, I don't care how fucking graceful it is, you're not watching a performance, you're watching someone try to survive an unanticipated and vicious assault and you're applauding.

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What Are the Most Effective Home Remedies for a Urine Infection?

Urinary tract infections (UTIs) are common bacterial infections that affect millions of people each year. They occur when bacteria enter the urinary tract and cause inflammation and infection. Symptoms of a UTI can include a frequent urge to urinate, a burning sensation during urination, cloudy or strong-smelling urine, and lower abdominal pain. While antibiotics are often prescribed to treat UTIs, many people seek home remedies to alleviate symptoms and prevent recurrence. Here are some of the most effective home remedies for urine infections.

What is the fastest way a UTI can go away? Top 6 remedies to try

Drinking plenty of fluids is one of the simplest and most effective ways to flush bacteria out of the urinary tract. Water is the best choice, but other fluids, such as herbal teas and clear broths, can also be beneficial. Aim to drink at least eight glasses of water a day to help dilute urine and promote frequent urination, which can help remove bacteria from the urinary tract. Cranberry Juice Cranberry juice has long been touted as a natural remedy for preventing and treating UTIs. Cranberries contain compounds called proanthocyanidins that may prevent bacteria from adhering to the walls of the urinary tract. While cranberry juice can be helpful, it's important to choose a pure, unsweetened variety to avoid excess sugar, which can exacerbate symptoms. Drinking a glass of cranberry juice daily may help reduce the risk of recurrent UTIs. Probiotics Probiotics are beneficial bacteria that can help maintain a healthy balance of microbes in the body, including the urinary tract. Consuming probiotic-rich foods such as yoghurt, kefir, and fermented vegetables can support the growth of good bacteria and inhibit the growth of harmful bacteria. Probiotic supplements can also be an effective option for promoting urinary tract health and preventing infections. Vitamin C Vitamin C is known for its immune-boosting properties and may also help prevent UTIs by increasing the acidity of urine, which can inhibit the growth of bacteria. Including more vitamin C-rich foods in your diet, such as citrus fruits, strawberries, bell peppers, and broccoli, can support urinary tract health. Additionally, taking a vitamin C supplement can be beneficial, but it's important to consult with a healthcare provider before starting any new supplement regimen. Herbal Remedies Several herbs have been traditionally used to treat and prevent UTIs. Some of the most effective herbal remedies include: D-mannose: D-mannose is a type of sugar that occurs naturally in fruits like apples and cranberries. It can prevent bacteria from sticking to the walls of the urinary tract and help flush them out of the body. D-mannose supplements are widely available and can be an effective remedy for UTIs. Uva Ursi: Also known as bearberry, uva ursi has antimicrobial properties and has been used for centuries to treat UTIs. It contains compounds that can help reduce inflammation and inhibit the growth of bacteria in the urinary tract. Uva ursi can be taken as a tea or in supplement form, but due to potential side effects, it should be used under the guidance of a healthcare professional. Garlic: Garlic has natural antibacterial and anti-inflammatory properties that can help combat UTIs. Consuming raw garlic or taking garlic supplements can boost the immune system and support the body's ability to fight off infections. Green Tea: Green tea contains antioxidants and compounds that have antibacterial properties. Drinking green tea regularly can help reduce the risk of UTIs and support overall urinary tract health.

Good Hygiene Practices Maintaining good hygiene is essential for preventing UTIs. Here are some tips to reduce the risk of infection: Wipe Front to Back: After using the toilet, always wipe from front to back to prevent bacteria from the anal area from spreading to the urinary tract. Urinate After Intercourse: Urinating shortly after sexual activity can help flush out bacteria that may have entered the urinary tract during intercourse. Avoid Irritants: Avoid using irritating feminine products such as douches, powders, and sprays in the genital area, as these can disrupt the natural balance of bacteria and increase the risk of infection. Wear Breathable Underwear: Choose cotton underwear and avoid tight-fitting clothing to allow air circulation and reduce moisture, which can promote bacterial growth.

Lifestyle Modifications Making certain lifestyle changes can also help prevent UTIs and promote urinary tract health. Here are some recommendations: Stay Hydrated: Drinking plenty of water throughout the day helps flush bacteria out of the urinary tract and reduces the risk of infection. Empty Your Bladder Frequently: Avoid holding urine for long periods, as this can provide an environment for bacteria to multiply. Make it a habit to urinate regularly. Maintain a Healthy Diet: Eating a balanced diet rich in fruits, vegetables, and whole grains can support immune function and overall health, reducing the risk of UTIs. Exercise Regularly: Regular physical activity can boost the immune system and improve overall health, which can help prevent infections.

What is the best prescription medicine for UTI?

In some cases, home remedies may not be sufficient to treat a UTI, and prescription medication may be necessary. Fortunately, online medicine services have made it easier to obtain prescriptions and access healthcare. Consulting with a healthcare provider online can provide a convenient and discreet way to discuss symptoms and receive a prescription for the appropriate medication. Soihenz Tablet, for example, is one of the medications that may be prescribed to treat UTIs. Always follow the prescribed treatment plan and complete the full course of antibiotics to ensure the infection is fully eradicated. Urinary tract infections are a common and uncomfortable condition, but various home remedies can help alleviate symptoms and prevent recurrence. It's important to consult with a healthcare provider for personalised advice and treatment options to ensure effective and safe management of urinary tract infections.

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All about ghee: Nutritional worths as well as health advantages of ghee

Do you enjoy ghee? Do you put it in your dal or chapati or rice? If yes, after that, it's excellent! Ghee is only clarified butter made from milk. Although, ghee is healthy for you yet the best variation of ghee is the one which is homemade and least processed. Pure desi ghee is the most effective ghee offered on the market and also everybody ought to have it in their cooking area's cabinets.

With lots of omega-3 fatty acids as well as vitamin A, ghee provides numerous fantastic health advantages, which makes it among one of the most useful foods of Ayurveda. In some houses, ghee is made use of in virtually every possible dish, which is a good thing because using ghee as opposed to polished oils is better for health. Yet, why are we saying so? We are telling you that ghee is far better than any other oils since it has numerous kinds of important nutrients and wellness advantages.

Nutritional worths of ghee

Earthomaya Ghee contains good quantity of healthy fats, vitamin A, E and also D. Although, many of us think that the high material of fat in ghee is bad for wellness but, if you don't understand this, fat is something which is just one of the major nutrients that is required by our body to function effectively. Ghee is full of omega-3 fats, which are good fats as well as are vital for boosting the brain and heart health. It also gives a great deal of energy to the body. So, overall, we can state that ghee is rather nourishing as well as healthy. Now, allow's proceed to its wellness benefits!

1. Ghee treatments cough

Coughing comes with winter months and to treat it rapidly, you would need an effective treatment. Ghee has been utilized for years for the therapy of coughing as it is quite effective. All you require to do is have a tsp of cozy ghee straight or you can mix it with ginger powder and have it.

2. Ghee enhances eyesight

According to Ayurveda, ghee can improve your vision as well as protect your eyes from lots of eye-related conditions. So, if you have more ghee in your diet, you can obtain a far better vision.

3. Ghee eases constipation

If you are dealing with irregularity, just have one tablespoon of ghee at night prior to bed. It can aid your digestion by recovery your digestion system, which consequently relieves irregularity.

4. Ghee has anti-inflammatory residential properties

Studies say that intake of ghee has anti-inflammatory buildings, which can help in treating various kinds of diseases. Ghee can boost the great cholesterol degrees inside the body, which is great for your heart health and wellness.

5. Ghee boosts the body immune system

Ghee is packed with antioxidants, which improves the body immune system by raising the body's ability to soak up important nutrients. When your body properly soaks up nutrients, your chances of falling ill lowers.

6. Ghee offers healthy and balanced fats

Ghee is a superb resource of good fats as well as if you have it daily, your heart health will certainly be improved. Not just ghee boosts heart health and wellness however, it is also valuable for fat burning. Yes, that's right! Ghee helps in eliminating toxins out of the cells, which enhances metabolic rate and also when your metabolic rate is quickly, you lose weight conveniently.

Now that you recognize the dietary values and wellness advantages of ghee, you would undoubtedly intend to include it to your diet! So, do it and do not fail to remember to share this article with your friends and family members. Eat good as well as stay healthy and balanced!

Ghee is a variation of clarified butter that is popular in the culinary customs of the Middle East and also India. It is made from cow milk butter, which is treated with low warm till the water evaporates, leaving milk solids. The solids are skimmed or stressed if needed. What remains is just cleared up liquid fat known as ghee. Since ghee is treated with reduced heat, generally under 100 levels, it retains more nutrients than basic made clear butter.

Ghee is utilized in tandem with herbal medicine as a part of Ayurveda, a centuries-old form of alternative medicine practiced in India. Past its believed spiritual and medicinal residential or commercial properties, ghee has recently obtained grip as a much healthier option to standard butter. Nonetheless, while there is an increase in scientific research studies validating its health benefits, even more research is needed.

Ghee is additionally an outstanding source of Vitamin E. Research studies have actually shown that Vitamin E has substantial antioxidant buildings. Antioxidants like Vitamin E have been connected to decreasing the danger of cancer cells, joint inflammation, as well as cataracts. Vitamin E can also help reduce the danger of heart disease.

Prospective Health Advantages of Ghee

Ghee is an abundant resource of vitamins, antioxidants, and healthy fats. While fat must be consumed in moderation, research studies reveal that eating fatty foods such as ghee can assist the body soak up some crucial vitamins and minerals. Cooking healthy foods and also veggies with ghee might help you soak up a lot more nutrients.

Anti-Inflammatory Impacts

In alternative Ayurvedic medicine, ghee has actually been utilized topically to deal with burns and swelling. While this is not clinically shown, ghee does include butyrate, a fat that has actually understood anti-inflammatory homes. Researches show that the butyrate present in ghee can calm swelling within the body.

Battle Excessive weight

Ghee is a substantial resource of conjugated linoleic acid, or CLA. Studies show that CLA may help combat weight problems. Research study shows that the CLA located in ghee might help in reducing excessive weight gain. It may also help in reducing the mass of body fat in some individuals.

Assistance Heart Wellness

Though ghee is abundant in fat, it includes high focus of monounsaturated Omega-3s. These healthful fats sustain a healthy and balanced heart and cardiovascular system. Researches reveal that using ghee as a part of a well balanced diet regimen can help reduce harmful cholesterol levels.

Healthy Alternate for Lactose Products

Ghee is produced by removing milk solids. Because of this, it contains just trace amounts of lactose and casein, which are milk sugars and also proteins. Ghee is a good resource of fat for people that are lactose intolerant or have dairy allergic reactions.

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Tamasic Food List - Oceanic Yoga

When I was trying to shed a few pounds, my trainer had told me about a golden rule that had helped most of his clients lose weight faster and in a healthier way- Diet makes up for 70% while exercise makes up the other 30. What goes in through our mouth is extremely important not just to lose or gain weight but to also maintain a healthy lifestyle and for longevity.

I am an avid yoga practitioner and given the craze for yoga in the past few decades, I used to often wonder whether yoga is only about asana. Is there no special diet that yogics advocate?

Turned out that there indeed is a yogic food system, but which isn’t much talked about- wonder why? Anyway, if you incorporate this food system in your daily schedule you are likely to see a vast difference, especially if you do yoga regularly.

However, remember that you don’t need to follow the yogic food system to a tee. I will be talking about this a little later.

What is the yogic food system all about?

Yogis concentrated on eating foods that were not only good for health but which also kept the body light and alert for practicing yoga. The foods are divided into three categories- sattvic, tamasic food and rajasic.

Sattvic or pure foods mainly cover clarified butter, vegetables, fruits, whole grain, and legumes. Tamasic refer to meat, onions, and garlic while Rajasic consists of salt, coffee, and hot peppers.

The idea behind sattvic food is to eat only to satiate hunger without compromising on the body’s ability to stay light and alert. Yogis preferred eating natural food that kept their digestive system healthy.

Not just the type of food but the timing of meals also makes for an important part of this system. Like rishi munis of India, yogis too laid emphasis on eating between sunrise and sunset, and avoiding eating at all after the sun had set. Plus, it is advisable that the meal timings should be fixed. Akin to training a pet to get accustomed to food timings, keeping a fixed schedule for meals ensures that your body gets acclimatized to what it is going to receive in terms of food and when.

One important trend that yogis follow is the principle of eating to fill only half a stomach. While a quarter should be filled with water, the other quarter should be kept empty. The reason behind this is the same- keeping the body light.

Yogis also follow the principle of Ahimsa or non-violence, which is why they do not eat meat at all. Additionally, they also consider meat to be a Tamasic food list that makes the mind dull and the body heavy, and hence avoid all forms of meat.

Is yogic food system for you?

While the idea behind eating food to keep your body light and healthy has no drawbacks, the entire food preferences and habit might be a little difficult to follow. In fact, the conditions in which yogis lived were way different than ours, which is why you need to improvise upon this system to get the best of it without depriving your body of nutrients.

Unless you are a vegan, get into the habit of having white meat once or twice a week, and make it four to five times a week if you are losing weight and building muscles (not necessarily beefing up but when an overweight person loses weight, they are burning the fat and gaining muscle. So, either way you build up muscle). White meat comes sans high quantities of fat, and is loaded with proteins, and our body needs protein, and meat is inarguably the best source.

Not eating after sunset completely is again might not possible in this era where we are glued to the internet till midnight at least. But what you can do is have a snack or keep your portions small if you are having a full-blown meal after 8 p.m.

One major part of the system that you must adopt is the inclusion of sattvic food. Vegetables, plants, and whole grain are a lot healthier than the processed alternatives and are a part of every healthy eating program. Getting more of these on the table will help not only to maintain a fabulous figure and health, but will also help tremendously if you love doing yoga. Since sattvic food helps to keep the digestive system healthy and gets rid of toxins, one of the benefits include healthy-looking skin and hair.

Personally, I tried the yogic system with adjustments suiting my nutritional and caloric requirements, and I managed to get rid of the weight loss plateau within two days!

Have you tried including the yogic food system in your diet? What are some principles of this system that you follow or intend to follow?

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CLOVE OIL BENEFITS, HOW TO USE & POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS

Clove also widely known as Laung has a bundle of health benefits. It not only holds great value traditionally but also has an ayurveda connection with an element utilized for medicinal purpose. By the 17th century clove gained limelight throughout the globe. Apart from adding spice and fragrance to our flavourful curries and biryani’s, its oil, leaves, stems and dried buds are also used for various medicinal and health purposes.

Clove being high in anti-microbial, anti-fungal, anti-viral, anti-septic and stimulating possessions, essential clove oil is a popular home remedy for various complaints.

Here are some benefits you can reap by using clove oil

1.     Acts a wonderful disinfectant: It is scientifically proven that clove oil can help you feel better if you have a cold infection. This is due to its ability to kill staph bacteria cells in a liquid environment and biofilm. For readers who don’t know what is a biofilm, it’s a community of bacteria that lives in harmony, safeguarded by a slimy film. Most antibiotics are unable to penetrate through the biofilm which can kill the house of staph bacteria but, according to this study, clove oil does.

2. Perfect for skin problems: We often complaint of dry lips and skin in the winters. Soon you won’t, as clove oil has magical ingredients which are often used in cosmetic products too. From body bath bars to skin lotions and perfumes clove oil’s most useful component Eugenol is known to cure acne, skin irritation and lot more skin problems. Over and above this, Clove oil also helps you fight signs of anti-ageing and increases blood flow which helps revive the youthfulness of your skin.

3. The natural dental pain killer:

Traditionally, used as a cure for dental aches and pains, clove oil still continues to dominate the dental products industry with its medical properties. With its antiseptic property, tooth ache, swollen gums and mouth ulcers can be promisingly addressed.

4. Aids healthier digestion:

As it adds flavour and spice to your favourite food items, a few drops of consumable clove oil can do wonders for your digestive system. Your stomach related problems will come to an end with clove oil’s medicinal properties. It is a cure asset to your kitchen spices.

5.     Ideal detoxifier: Are you always exhausted and tired? Clove oil is an ideal detoxifier for all your stresses. Application of this essential oil on your body is sue to calm your tensed nerves. Clove oil’s stimulating properties, helps not only reduces fatigue, and mental exhaustion but also helps in managing anxiety and stress.

 External Application of Clove Oil:

Face: You can just pour 2 to 3 drops of pure/essential clove oil with your skin cream and apply gently. Clove oil also helps you fight signs of anti-ageing, just dab a few drops of clove oil onto a piece of cotton and apply it to your face at least twice a day. You would see lesser wrinkles and sagging skin. Clove oil’s stimulating properties exfoliate dead skin and help you rejuvenate.

Body: Feel relaxed with our essential oil for a detoxifying body massage to release nerve and muscle stress.

Dental: Briefly dip a piece of tissue or cotton in the clove oil for it to be half wet. Gently wipe the wet tissue/cotton oil over your painful gum area. You will feel relief in 15mins, you can reapply after 4 hours.

Spray: Used as an air fresher, you can add several drops of clove oil to pure water. The National Association for Holistic Aromatherapy (NAHA) recommends 10 to 15 drops of clove oil per ounce of water. Be sure to shake the bottle well before spraying it in a room to ensure a perfect blended aroma.

Being a natural ingredient, Clove oil can give your least or no side effects. A few tips to avoid unpleasant experiences with clove oil.

It is recommended not to apply clove oil on any bruised or bleeding areas. It can do more harm than good.

If in case your allergic to clove oil look for skin rash, itching, or flaking of the skin. Do visit your dermatologist in case you come across them.

Avoid the usage of clove oil if:

–       You have been clinically operated on in recent days

–       You have any bleeding disorders, like haemophilia

–       You suffer from Stomach ulcers

Lastly, do keep all essential oils out of reach of children and infants.

Last words:

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Lucifer: tries to be the best at everything, and mostly succeeds

can’t beat Barbatos at cooking/household magic, but is still proficient at it

can’t beat Belphie at illusion magic, but that’s ok bc he’s proud of his baby brother (he taught Belphie the basics and then Belphie eventually surpassed him :) )

can’t do preservation/stasis magic for shit, to his eternal consternation. (this is the norm for demons, but not being the exception to that norm dents his pride a bit)

fucking fantastic at curses of all kinds (and at countering them. He has had to clean up so many messes.)

makes sure to get damn good at everything else he’s ever tried, because what’s the point of doing something if you’re not doing it The Best?

Mammon: earth related magic, transmutation

transmutation magic -- think alchemy, transforming non-precious materials into precious ones (or the other way around, but why would he ever bother with that?). (One might think he would use this ability all the time to easily get himself a ton of gold -- but no. Just one incident of “oh no I single-handedly almost destroyed the entire Devildom economy with super-inflation” was more than scarring enough.) Transmuted materials remain at the same temperature and have to be in the same state (he’s best with solids), so this limits what he can transmute. Pure elements and alloys are easiest; complex compounds and organic molecules are doable but they’re a pain in the ass.

can definitely sense if there are precious materials near him; can easily tell the quality of metals & gems if he handles them (gold purity, flaws in gems, etc.)

innately knows how much any object is worth or potentially worth in terms of Grimm (or the currency of wherever he is at the time)

if you hand him a mystery mineral he can instantly tell you exactly what it is even without looking at it. The RAD geology department both loves him and hates him

Leviathan: water related magic, and some things related to his interests

water manipulation, breathing water, highly resistant to deep ocean pressure levels

can innately sense weather and tide/current patterns and predict upcoming changes (he mostly uses this to know when it’s about to rain, so he can go sit on the roof during rainstorms)

can do some localized weather manipulation; he rarely uses this ability but it has come in handy a few times while leading the Royal Navy / during the Celestial War

has been studying poison/venom based spells for the past couple millennia, ever since he became a fan of Ruri-chan, the Mistress of Poison

has picked up quite a few tailor’s helper spells ever since he started sewing

Satan: (cat) of all trades

tries to be good at everything, but it’s definitely not due to Lucifer’s influence okay

definitely secretly specializes in any kind of cat-related magic. Cat grooming, cat breed identification, cat health examination, etc. etc. (He should really just become a feline vet honestly...)

has memorized far more spells of all kinds than he will ever need to actually use. He tries most of them at least once.

highly proficient at curses, and focuses on them a lot in his reading. Partially because it’s good to know fun curses he could potentially use against Lucifer, but also because in general there’s something almost perversely soothing about studying the most complexly, subtly vicious curses – something that feeds the cold, focused, vindictive side of his Wrath rather than the uncontrolled fury that takes over him sometimes…

Asmodeus: Charm, glamor, and charisma

glamors & appearance modifiers, of course: primarily for beauty, makeup, and fashion purposes, but these spells also work well for disguises and costumes

once he agreed to be the costume designer / glamor artist for a stage production, and he honestly had a lot of fun even though none of the audience’s attention was on him

not that he would ever do so voluntarily, but turning himself invisible would be easy -- it’s based on the same principles as appearance modifying spells

more indirectly than his Charm, he can also subtly influence people to be more inclined to agree with him and be interested in him

Beel: protection and defensive magics

is just innately extremely fuckin sturdy (high constitution and damage resistance)

good at physical buffs: spells to increase strength, speed, stamina; general protection spells, etc.

he may be a tank but he also shares his tanky buffs with his whole team ok. If he’s bodyguarding you he’s not merely physically blocking harm with his body, he’s actively increasing your sturdiness as well

actually has some skill with time manipulation magics. He secretly studied with Barbatos for a while after the Fall, because he wanted to try to go back in time and save both Belphie and Lilith, but eventually he had to accept that it just wouldn’t be possible. He doesn’t actively use these magics anymore, but occasionally he ends up having dreams of past or future times...

Belphie: illusion magic

fucking fantastic at illusions of all kinds

can create completely convincing, fully immersive sensory experiences of all kinds. can project these illusions onto others very effectively -- it takes a strong mental warding to resist the effects

has definitely made horror illusions to prank Mammon before

has definitely created “you feel full and content” illusions to soothe Beel before

also got pretty good at scrying to keep track of outside events while he was in the attic -- it’s kind of related to illusions in that it’s also altering your perception, but just by drawing distant but real events into your perception

Barbatos: culinary and household magic, time travel and manipulation

will sometimes abuse his time manipulation abilities to make the really complicated cakes come out perfect

supernaturally good at multitasking with full focus on everything he’s doing at the same time. (how does he do it??? no one knows, but there’s got to be magic involved.) He can be simultaneously drawing a highly advanced runic circle on the counter while also moderating MC’s DevilTube comments section while also holding a full conversation with Lucifer about his latest budget adjustments. MC walked in on this once… and then closed the door and walked away.

invented at least half of the widely known cleaning / food prep / cooking spells out there, because he kept getting tired of doing basic tasks by hand

if it ever seems like he never sleeps … well, sometimes when it gets too busy, he’ll slip outside of the normal stream of time to sleep, before stepping back in like he was never gone

Solomon: human sorcery with demonic influences

expert in many subfields of human sorcery and demon magic

has forgotten more about magic than you will ever learn

big nerd

current research focus:

◽ transmuting magical energy itself between chaotic, orderly, and balanced states, and applications thereof

◽ attempting to learn how to use angel-style magic even though he is a human and it’s well known that only angels can do it. This involves mostly a lot of nothing happening, interrupted by the occasional a lot of explosions happening.

previous research:

◽ limitations and creative applications of demon pacts

◽ limitations & effects of demon pacts in relation to the characteristics & power levels of the pacted demons

◽ human preservation magics vs. naturally-occurring Devildom chaos (watching shit disintegrate in the name of science)

◽ human preservation magics vs. unstable potion reactions (blowing shit up in the name of science)

◽ Two Thousand Magical Ice Cream Flavors, Toppings, and Effects (he took a long break from his regular research and just made a lot of ice cream for a couple decades)

◽ blended brewing with Earth and Devildom ingredients (don’t try this at home)

◽ phenomena related to the transmission of magical energy between planes of existence: the Trans-Planar Disruption Effect

◽ so many other topics even he loses track sometimes...

Diavolo: chaos magic

all demon magic is based on chaotic energy, but Diavolo is especially chaotic due to his lineage

had to become proficient at all major fields of magic, because it’s expected of him

most specialized in anything that involves creation, destruction, and change: creating something out of nothing, turning something into nothing, transforming something into something else entirely

sometimes his spells have unintended additional effects; equal chances whether those effects are good, bad, or neutral (or hilarious)

unintentionally created a few new species of plants and animals as a child, as well as the Little Ds, before he started being more careful with his powers of creation. (Little kid Dia just wanted friends to play with him, so he made some out of the shadows…) Since the Little Ds turned out sentient, that ended up being a huge ethical headache for him and very awkward for him and them. These days, most of the original Little Ds are pretty comfortable with affectionately giving him shit for it.

He did try deliberately creating a new species for agricultural pest control purposes after learning about humans clumsily trying to do that by introducing existing species. It won’t turn into an invasive species problem if the new species is completely tailor made for its specific niche within the ecosystem right? Right?? It actually kinda worked for a while. But then the crop fields he tried it on got razed by a completely unseasonal horde of hungry hellhippos, and then the nearby forest spontaneously combusted, twice, and then Barbatos said “hmm” while helping him put out the fires, so after that he just never tried again.

Angel magic works a little differently from demon & human magics, which mostly involve spellcasting which can be done the same way by anyone as long as you have the necessary components (including verbal incantations, gestures, energies, as well as physical ingredients). Instead, angel magic mostly just involves using willpower and focus to will things to be the way you want them to be. Very difficult, but very powerful.

Simeon: air and movement

fucking brilliant at quick and precise short-range teleportation. He’s a swordsman, too, so this made him a goddamn terror on the battlefield.

combines teleportation with his agile flying style for some really fancy maneuvers

also very good at teleportation and telekinesis of objects; this is very convenient if he wants to prank someone, or if he’s feeling lazy and doesn’t want to go downstairs to grab something from the kitchen

excellent at preservation/stasis magic (this is the norm for angels)

Air/weather manipulation!! His duties in the Celestial Realm involved a lot of hovering up in the stratosphere and keeping the weather patterns aligned with the Angel King’s divine plan. It’s very important to keep the precipitation orderly for the agricultural districts of course.

After this one time when the Devildom Capitol got hail, creeping mists, clear skies, and acid rain all in one week, he offered to lend a hand to the Royal Weather Regulator and was subsequently shocked and baffled when Diavolo just shrugged and said “we don’t do that here,” and gave him an acidproof umbrella.

can also sense natural weather patterns and changes in the air. His conversations with Levi about the weather involve a lot of meteorological jargon and sage nodding between the two of them, but are basically incomprehensible to everyone else

also has a minor gift of prophecy, but it only ever manifests in his writing in the form of allegory. Pretty fucking extensive allegory. He is not aware of this.

Luke: to be determined

he’s so young that his talents and interests are still emerging/developing. He still has a lot to learn about wielding his magic – the level of focus and intent required to achieve effects complex enough to help maintain order in the entire Celestial Realm is something that requires millennia of practice, and he and Simeon spend some time training every day.

currently, he’s very interested in culinary magics because he’ll pursue anything that’ll help him bake better

considering the fact that he’s taking baking/cooking lessons from Barbatos, who invented half the cooking spells known to the Devildom and uses them nonstop in his recipes, and considering that the more comfortable Luke gets around him, the more the cooking lessons get sidetracked by long discussions and practical demonstrations on the nature of demonic versus angelic magic, Luke will likely someday end up becoming the foremost expert on demonic/angelic fusion magic in the three realms.

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I personally haven't seen anyone go into detail about why Peepaw picked each animal for the scrybes and would actually like to hear your thoughts!

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Sure, why not.

(This is all given that the choices of beast were intentional and not just automatically assigned by the game. Leshy is the Scrybe of Beasts—I don’t see why it wouldn’t be within his OLD_DATA-buffed abilities to choose the other Scrybes’ forms).

The bottom line here is that Leshy chose these forms for the Scrybes with purpose; that purpose could have been spite, but it doesn't look like it is to me. Did he have their best interests in mind? No, absolutely not; if he did, he would’ve found a way to include them in his campaign unaltered (or otherwise wouldn’t have gone after the OLD_DATA in the first place, but that ship has sailed several times over for all four of them). But he does at very least hold some base level of respect for them—he wanted to include them in his campaign/notes multiple times that he wished they saw his vision so they would have joined willingly instead of by force—or otherwise understands that they’re like him in that they’ll go (even more) nuts if deprived of their purpose for too long (but that’s a whole other post).

TL;DR: He needed the Scrybes subdued but still wanted them to be a part of the game, hence their inscryption into beast cards accomplishing both goals. Therefore their forms were picked with their personalities in mind.

With that out of the way, onto the actual animals: (Long post below the cut)

Stoat / P03

Honestly this one is a pretty good fit. Stoats are unassuming-looking but are actually extremely vicious hunters that regularly kill and consume prey twice their size—weirdly a good descriptor for P03’s face-heel-turn in the game as a whole. However, P03 wouldn’t know this (nor would it really care) and would just assume he turned it into a living sock out of spite.

STOAT also refers to software used for water treatment, but I’m willing to bet that’s entirely a coincidence.

Interestingly enough, Leshy seems reasonably fond of stoats? He refers to them as “noble” in Sacrifices Must Be Made (a phrase which is somewhat mirrored in Inscryption), and has a whole other portrait for their non-talking variant. Don’t know what that means in reference to P03 though; the two are pretty at-odds in the game (see: …any interaction they have Ever).

The Stoat getting a + 1 to health from its non-talking counterpart is a mystery though. My best guess is it’s purely to make the Stoat a little hardier for the player and therefore make your starter deck a little more well-rounded, but any possible lore implications are lost. Maybe because he was a robot so he’s still got some metal beneath his fur—who knows.

Stinkbug / Grimora

I thought this was a weird choice too once I got further in the game. Leshy and Grimora don’t seem to hold any real animosity towards each other—hell, he even uses bones to supplement his blood-cost system—so why an insect with a sigil called “stinky”. (It’s even confirmed in-game that he holds at least some respect for Grimora too—whether it’s genuine or not is tough to tell, but the thought is there [x]).

Having said that, it’s pretty straightforward when you break it down. She’s a bone-cost card. Leshy has a ton of insect cards, so he presumably likes insects. He saw the Stinkbug as a high-praise choice.

The sigil is a little lost on me still but my best guess is that it’s another form of compliment. She’s the only talking beast card to have a sigil; the other two get nothing. A compliment, if a bit (lot) backhanded.

Stunted Wolf / Magnificus

This one is a LOT more difficult to interpret because we know so little about Magnificus (which is true for Grimora too, but we can at least glean more about her from other characters. Even his own pupils have no clue what’s up with him and he disappears before he can give closing remarks in his boss fight. I can only assume he actively tries to ensure no one knows anything about him).

We do know one thing though: Leshy and Magnificus are on pretty terrible terms with each other. They have no hybrid cards in act 2, Leshy seethes when presenting the magickal bleach item in Kaycee’s Mod, and he gouged out one of his eyes (out of strategy, sure, but. Come on. The other Scrybes’ bodies were left intact).

If we’re going by the rule of “the more cards in a set, the more Leshy likes the animal” then canine cards are his least favorite. Not counting caged wolf and Stunted Wolf, there are only five canine cards total (compared to 6-7 for every other set barring insects/unclassified).

Still, wolf is a weird choice for Magnificus. My best guess is it’s a play on “lone wolf” (which, as Leshy would know, a lone wolf tends to be a dead wolf—that one could be a subtle jab under the pretense of “look at this imposing beast I’ve assigned you.”) or some sort of begrudging recognition that Magnificus is exceptionally powerful—Stunted Wolf is the only one-cost card to have an attack naturally greater than one, which seems to support this at least a bit. That’s my best guess.

As a bonus, just some general supposition:

The Scrybes are cheap cards because Leshy wanted them to have as much time on the board as possible—whether out of hope of allowing them to play the game or out of hoping that with repetition they’ll become more acclimated to their new forms is unclear though. I’d bet the latter.

The fact that P03 is the only card that doesn’t belong to a tribe doesn’t seem too significant. It’s dealt to the player before totems are introduced… that’s about it.

All of the cards are unique cards (the Stoat wouldn’t be a unique card, technically, but Leshy never plays a non-talking stoat during his campaign). It could be out of respect or it could just be because he doesn’t want the Mycologists messing with them. I’m assuming the former but it seems like Leshy actually wanted the Mycologists in his campaign instead of them having to hijack it, so the latter isn’t entirely out of the question.

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idk if anyone has talked about this but I feel like no one has pointed this out yet. 

So, this fucker right here: 

Do you know why he’s named “chocolate” and how this food is associated with this character? 

Let’s start with how chocolate is made. The cocoa tree that produces cocoa beans and ultimately chocolate is very finicky with the environment it needs to thrive in; you need a very warm, humid climate year-round where it can also be protected from strong weather like harsh sunlight and heavy winds. That’s easily done within the rainforest where the weather is naturally maintained and surrounding trees can protect the cocoa tree from weather or in farms where these trees will be grown with other trees that will provide them with the protection they need. Alternatively, you can create a warm and humid greenhouse instead where the tree can be under constant surveillance to maintain its environment. The greenhouse approach is often seen in research to find ways of growing chocolate in other places around the world and hopefully making the approach affordable and sustainable enough to use over traditional methods. 

Here’s what the lab used to cultivate cocoa trees looks like. It’s called the “International Cocoa Quarantine Centre” and is based in Britain. 

Another factor in growing a cocoa tree is elevation. Ideally, you should be between 30-300 meters (about 100 to 1000 feet) above sea level or at least under 600 meters (about 2000 feet), which is considered low elevation. In general farming, lower elevations will create sweeter fruits that can ripen faster; the downsides of farming at such a level is everything being prone to rot faster, including the plants that bear the fruits themselves (specifically their roots). Farmers in low elevation need to consider factors like lower ventilation and lack of natural drainage, which can cause rotting.  Because of how complicated the conditions for cocoa trees are, it can get costly to grow and maintain them. One way to alleviate the cost of maintaining cocoa trees (besides exploitation of workers and unsustainable farming) is by tree grafting. This technique is commonly used in creating more trees in general and especially common in the chocolate industry. Grafting involves simply taking parts of a tree and attaching it to a tree that is genetically similar and doing so helps grow new cocoa trees, control the quality of the cocoa beans, and reduce cost of production overall. 

Here are some of the things that can happen if you don’t grow your cocoa tree properly. Unfortunately, some of these issues are unavoidable; why they happen and how to prevent them remains unknown and researchers are still trying to find answers that can explain why it happens and how to prevent or resolve them. 

After years of growing and waiting for the tree to mature and produce pods, we finally have cocoa beans to harvest and make chocolate. Creating chocolate itself involves a controlled form of rotting we know too well: fermentation. Disclaimer: some say fermentation is the opposite of rotting because it prevents decay but others say fermentation is defined as a controlled form of decay while rotting is defined as uncontrolled decay. For this post, I’ll stick with the latter definition. Fermentation allows us to get stuff like alcohol, yogurt, and kimchi by breaking down items, essentially making them decay and rot, to create new items by using microorganisms like bacteria and yeast to perform the process. Before cocoa beans turn into chocolate, they need to be fermented for a certain amount of days- no more and no less than necessary. It’s not going to be like wine such that aging the product will make the quality better. Over-fermenting leads to a waste product that’s just completely rotten, moldy, and just unusable in the end. And like any type of fruit, the cocoa pod will ultimately ripen and rot after it falls off the tree if it’s not used over time. Improper fermentation will also cause mold to occur, causing the beans to rot than ferment. Mold can also be caused by moisture coming in contact with the beans. Unlike cheese or meats, the mold on cocoa beans can cause long-term health issues if consumed. What we end up getting after fermenting, roasting, and grinding the beans is a pure cocoa paste or “pure chocolate.” Once the chocolate is made, it cannot get moldy; it can develop a mold-like appearance called bloom but that’s safe to eat and technically not mold. However, if you separate the cocoa powder from the paste, that can mold if it comes in contact with water.

Look at how moldy these cocoa beans can get: 

Pure chocolate has health benefits like providing antioxidants, being a major ingredient in skincare as cocoa butter, and reduce health issues. However, the chocolate we’re all used to eating is some cocoa paste with added ingredients (milk, nuts, fillings, etc.), and these ingredients are the things that end up turning chocolate into unhealthy food. You can eat pure cocoa paste, but it wouldn’t be defined as chocolate and it won’t be as tasty; even bars labeled "70% cacao" have added ingredients to it. One particular ingredient in chocolate that is a great example of how it makes chocolate unhealthy is processed sugar. Sugar itself has addicting properties and is unhealthy for many reasons, yet it’s a huge part of why we love to eat chocolate. It’s also why we have to eat chocolate with added ingredients in small quantities despite the health benefits chocolate has- the benefits and the downsides cancel each other out (i.e. pure chocolate prevents tooth decay but sugar causes tooth decay, chocolate lowers blood pressure yet sugar contributes to health issues that can cause higher blood pressure). The development of chocolate as a sweet candy in today��s world rather than a healthy ingredient also plays into this.

Based on this info, we can see how chocolate shaped Cioccolata as a character and his Stand’s abilities. The mold and rot aspect of Green Day is easily explained with the fermentation process and how the process of chocolate is susceptible to mold up throughout. Green Day’s functionality working only when victims are underneath Cioccolata is because cocoa trees require lower elevations to thrive and how lower elevation increases chances of rot in produce. The constant surveillance and maintenance of cocoa trees in a laboratory setting can reference Cioccolata finding pleasure in recording his victims’ misery, his “research” in torturing their bodies, as well as the intense and detailed work that comes with studying and practicing medicine. The tree grafting in the chocolate industry connects to Green Day’s second ability that allows it to dismember and reassemble Cioccolata with mold. It also connects to Ciccolata’s sadistic nature when it comes to manipulating his victims’ bodies and the brutality of his Stand’s mold being able to break people’s limbs apart (think Sorbet’s 36 frames, Gelato’s possible taxidermy when he was discovered by Formaggio, and how bodies affected are easily snapped apart when mold gets on them). The dichotomy of chocolate as healthy food and junk food also relates to Cioccolata as a character who should have been good (because he’s a doctor) but does more harm instead. The role of sugar in chocolate plays into that as well, but it’s especially related to how sugar cubes are used to control Secco and Cioccolata full name in JORGE JOESTAR is Dolcio Cioccolata (literally “sweet chocolate”). Hell, I can go on about how Secco’s name has a connection to chocolate too. 

I’ve seen how characters in VA are shaped by the food they’re named after, down to their Stand abilities, so it’s nice to see that Cioccolata follows this too. Let me know if you guys have other information that can add to Cioccolata’s characterization. :)

Btw this is based on some Googling I did, which involved reading a few papers that came up on search and a Chocolate tour that I did when I was in Guatemala last month, so please let me know if the information is incorrect or add with your findings to correct it. 

[getrising311]

Working with Planetary Days

I hope it is okay that I share this excerpt from my Newsletter this month. It feels right/good to share this on Jupiter's day. Often times, I feel stuck in one place. I don't know how to move on from tasks or I struggle with even starting my day. I wanted to take the time to create an outline of options/ideas/tasks I can do based on the ruling planet for each day of the week. I think that once upon a time, College made me decide that Sundays were the days to get so much done, organize, plan, "catch up" etc- Friday and Saturday's were for indulging and forgetting about responsibilities, monday's were pure panic. Had I attuned to the energy of the days (and diving in deeper, planetary hours, which we will talk about next time) I may have navigated the days and my energy a lot better. Now I am a social worker, mental health practitioner and (baby) astrologer, trying to find the balance between self and others; solitude and socialization; responsibility and creativity; structure and response; Spirituality and Practicality; physical energy and mental energy and emotional energy; work and being still. The purpose of this 'outline' is to provide guidance, inspiration and direction on how to intentionally use our time, more so our Day to our energetic/celestial benefit.  Stick around as I go over the days of the week. Monday-Lunes (Moon)- Wake up late (if you can) Express gratitude (aloud or in a journal/safe space) DEEP stretch (to your ability, if you experience a disability/limitation, I encourage DEEP breathing, belly breathing) Use 'Herbs' (Whatever this means to you) and slow, smooth music (Alternative, R&B, Country, Blues, Jazz, Instrumental, Waves, Sound Bowl if you have one) Drink your coffee/tea/tonic/elixir/etc in one spot. Don't move until you are finished with your cup. Take a drive for no reason or take the scenic route to your destination/appointment/work/home/etc. Either have comfort food or light eating (Whichever your body calls for that day) IF you have a healthy relationship with Home: Call Home or friend or anyone you can be safe with. Water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water Snuggle up with a comfort item. Practice affirmations. Tell someone you love them (or something of the sort) Tuesday-Martes (Mars)- If you are able, take a walk; pilates; yoga; Tai Chi; dance. If you experience limitations or live with a disability, move to your capacity (bobbing your head to music, stretching upper body, deep breathes, chair exercises, rotating feet/ankles, whatever you are comfortable with. I am able bodied so may be ignorant to the options here-PLEASE educate me if you can think of anything further that those limited can engage in Mars like energy). Earthing Face Masks/Steaming/Scrub Hair Masks/Deep cleaning/Salt scrub Tend to yard work (if applicable and if able) Laundry (ALL OF IT, that means cleaning, drying and folding too LOL) Any tasks you have been putting off, focus on these first. Create a to do lists, categorized by home; office/work; spirit; business, etc. Clean your Spiritual tools Clean the space you spend the most time in Work or be outside if you can. Just get out of your usual environment if possible. Brainstorming. Go to bed early if you can. Wednesday-Miercoles (Mercury) Read 10-30 minutes (Of course more if you have the time and/or attention span😉) Journal 10-30 minutes, let it flow if you can. Create or engage in Minor to do lists Create a grocery list Fill out calendar for appointments or obligations- review your planner/calendar/schedule in general Work on your budget Respond to/Send emails-Respond to/make phone calls Work on/Send out Newsletter(s) Take notes on your readings Delete emails, clear voicemail box, go through paper mail Schedule meetings on this day talk to Spirit Ask questions-exchange information Watch a documentary or informative series Grab dinner or a drink with friends Paying attention to car maintenance may work well on this day as well (schedule an oil change/car wash/fill tank/etc) Learn something new Interact with/engage with your environment (if possible, for ex: walk around your neighborhood, smile at a neighbor; if you have the space work in your kitchen/living room instead of your office; if you're working in an office, see if there is a conference room available instead of your "cube") Get a massage/self massage (if possible/applicable) Turn your phone off, or notifications off before bed. Thursday-Jueves (Jupiter) Sleep in if you can Express Gratitude (out loud or in a journal or safe space) Pray Charge and/or cleanse crystals Take a salt bath/shower Soak your feet (if you can, get an Ionized foot bath) Take one risk today, walk by faith not by sight today Get out of your comfort zone (this will look different for everyone) Buy something you've been saving for or start saving for something Try something new Water your damn plants and/or talk/sing to them Play games (board games, phone games, computer games, video games) Watch a comedy Spell work and rituals Try a new tea or elixir Consult with a friend, guide, therapist, energy worker, etc Friday-Viernes (Venus) Make up, moisturize, hair spray/gel, rings, necklaces, perfume, heels, slacks, corsets, glasses, nail polish- WHATEVER you have to put on your bodythat'ss an extra step than usual-Do it! Indulge in your first (or last) meal today Walk (or drive) somewhere scenic/beautiful Watch the sunrise or sunset. Or catch the moonlight Practice your love language with yourself or with others "Love" yourself (hint hint, wink wink) Make your "space" pretty (this can be your bedroom, living room, kitchen, garden, car, this can be social media platforms, journals) BUMP or BLAST some music Make a playlist Aromatherapy, cleanse or charge your Tools, talk to friends/family, set boundaries and don't do anything you don't want to today (if possible 😉) paint, draw, read, shop, write Take a picture (of you or something/someone beautiful) Saturday-Sabado (Saturn) Start a to do list for today and especially for the week ahead Take care of house (whatever this means to you) Meditate Study Fast (If able/applicable) Journal (esp related to your long term goals, worldly affairs/responsibilities) Clean your space and get rid of what is no longer needed (clean out fridge, throw out papers, take out garbage, pull weeds, etc) Clean your car (if able/applicable) Ask Spirit and Ancestors "What work needs to be done?" Use sound bowl (if you have one), binaural beats, instrumental music Water water water water water water water! Sunday-Domingo (Sun) Practice your skills/Review your skills Perform service (whatever 'service' means to you) Post on social media/Establish social media presence Socialize, actively engage with others and/or your surroundings (if able/applicable) Journal (check your Ego, gas yourself up or practice humility) Review/Activate spells and rituals Pray Express gratitude Choose something specifically for you today Aura cleansing (if able/applicable) I hope this is guiding and helpful to at least someone. I experience such guilt around how I spend my time during the day and this outline/list has helped me attune to the energy of the day and generally make the most out of it. This is a light hearted, intuitive post meant to guide and validate how we can use our energy. I try to be mindful that not everyone has the resources, space, freedom, privilege, ability or circumstances to engage in such activities, my only hope is that at least one thing on this list can be activated in your days.

[party-of-rpg-muses]

Since I finished Stranger of Paradise, allow me to share some advice; things I picked up while playing. Note that this is only what I picked up and some may not apply or work for you.

Get Sage as soon as possible. Sage gives access to both White and Black Magics. You lose Raise, but gain Ultima.

Don't rely solely on Soul Shield or Block. Soul Shield gives some invincibility frames, so use that to get away.  Block is good with multi-hit attacks, but it still chips at your Break Gauge.

Tonberries can absolutely destroy you. Chef's Knife as a high chance of killing you, no matter how much health you have.

But Chef's Knife can be blocked with Soul Shield.

If you're stunned or staggered, they'll usually use Deathwish to close the gap and get close enough to use Chef's Knife.

Magic, most notably Firaga, is good at dealing damage, also stunlocking them.

Don't try and purely Soul Shield or Block Everybody's Grudge. Block, then dodge.

Cubes automatically activate when you get close to them, so if you die before actively interacting with them, you'll respawn at those same Cubes.

While Cubes restore your HP and MP, you lose whatever Instant Ability you had on your. Also, enemies respawn when you touch the Cubes. With exceptions being ones spawned from Dark Vents. And any objects you interact with to progress the dungeon, either destroying a wall or unlocking a door, won’t reset.

Speaking of Dark Vents, defeating enemies they spawn lower its Break Gauge. But also, destroying the Dark Vent will instantly destroy any enemies they spawn.

Most bosses have 2 phases, separated by a Soul Burst cutscene. If you drop a boss' HP to "0", or where the line in its HP bar is, they'll instantly be staggered. But if you manage to lower the boss' Break Gauge and stagger them, you'll instantly end the current phase. The latter is actually how to defeat Tiamat's second phase.

The 4 Fiends more of less maintain their weaknesses from FF1. With the exceptions of Lich and Tiamat.

Tiamat has no weaknesses (at least from what I experienced) but you can lower her Break Gauge by destroying her heads. Best option is Thundaga. 

For her second phase, she uses Wind Blast and Tri-Disaster. The former can be Soul Shielded, but the other has to be avoided, as it's a multi-hit ability. Merely wait until just before she fires to avoid either ability. And trust me, Tri-Disaster can and will absolutely destroy you.

Marilith is weak to Water. Just be cautious and aware of her. If you’re not attacking and she’s targetting you, be always dodging and/or blocking.

Lich is weak to Holy and Wind (I only used Holy), so use Dia or Paladin's Radiant Aura/Holy Fang for Holy or Aeroga for Wind. You can also have your allies fight the Lich's minions while you focus on the Lich himself.

You can also just use Soul Burst to finish a minion off to get MP or Soul Shield Lich’s attacks.

During his second phase, he'll occasionally use Putrid Ground, which leaves him idle for several seconds, so just spam magic/Dia/Aero.

Kraken is weak to LIghtning. Just keep moving and you should be fine. You can also stun it with Thundaga.

In the Ancient Castle, you'll be introduced to a horse known as the Nightmare. I have no advice except good luck. They're very aggressive and have no weaknesses. Most of you time fighting with them will be spent dodging and blocking. But I hear you can stunlock them with Berserker.

[coffeebeannate]

hi nate! 12 - Finally home after a hard day + 13 - “Tell me what you’re thinking right now.” for kaysanova please 👉👈 (dearpatroclus)

Hello Courtney~! Absolutely! @dearpatroclus​ (Sorry I totally forgot to actually include your username before kasjnsjadk)

Two-Part Drabbles

Joe sighs heavily when he drops their bags atop the dull green carpet of one of the endless motel rooms they’ve called ‘home’ for so long.

They do have other more permanent locations about the globe, but more often than not, it is this. Some temporary station that may or may not have running water, or heat. A dingy television that may not get all channels, if anything at all, and the uncomfortable springs of a bed with origins and body histories best not considered when so exhausted even blinking feels too monstrous. Too impossible. Too taxing.

Despite it being the 21st century, the motel has neither wifi, nor internet of any sort. The old radiator style heater is long yellow from age, and Joe eyeballs the dark brown cover of the single double bed wearily.

Still, it promised a shower, with hot water. A shower Joe is too damned exhausted to take.

Nicky’s hand is on his back, wide and steady, where Joe’s barely moved from the doorway.

“What is it?” He asks, in low Italian, though Joe knows it’s more courtesy to rouse him than anything else, “Do you just want to sleep?”

Joe tips his head back, accepting the shoulder that greets it. His ears still ring distantly from the gunshots, his head feels foggy and heavy with smoke.

“Would be no good.” As tired as he is, he knows showering at the very least is the better option, “But a quick one.”

A routine done thousands upon thousands of times before and there is no ease in the adjustment of it. Even if firing a gun, or holding his scimitar is done with the same physical memories no more complex at times than holding a fork at dinner, there’s an endless calling of ‘why’ and ‘maybe this time, do not.’ Something to trip him up, something to spark that brief second of hesitation.

There’s smudges and streaks in the small oval shaped bathroom mirror, and Joe stares himself dead in the eye, exhausted and tense, with each piece of clothing he removes while Nicky works to bring the stubborn old pipes to temperature.

Being fast healing, his muscles look little different than they did so many centuries ago, but having more continual nutrition allows a glow to his skin, a shine of health that had never truly been present the first five hundred years of his life.

His hair, though sodden and sticky from dirt and smoke, retains a healthily robust shine that Nicky comments on whenever he has an opportunity. There’s a spark of clarity in his eyes, and blood that flakes from his cheeks and leaves nothing but fresh, perfect skin beneath.

He’d not lived long enough as a mortal to develop the firm, obvious wrinkles he can barely remember his father or grandfathers having had. But there’s a definite crinkle to his forehead and the corners of his eyes where such things had slowly been starting to develop.

Until it was determined he’d be eternally 33.

Nicky would tell him, running his hands over the fuzz of hair against his chest, the looseness of a stomach well fed and unstrained, that nobody who looked to them could possibly guess what they’d been through. How they appeared so often in perfect health, still young and new to the world.

“Are you finished college?” Nicky had heard, more than once. “Have you kids?” Joe had heard to them both. “What do you do for a living? Where are you from? Have you got any plans for the future?”

“They cannot help it.” Nicky told him, curled up together later, “We look just like them. They can’t possibly comprehend.”

But they were just like them. The man Joe stared at in the mirror was him. A human. A human that just happened to heal really fast and could not retain death.

Was that not like them?

He held no super strength, no mystic abilities brought about by some fantasy element. He did not contain secrets. He was human. He just didn’t die.

Nicky didn’t die either. Nicky, who now once again was slowly trying to pull Joe from his thoughts. Nicky, with his careful, penetrating gaze of pure green concern, the vaguely hard, semi-chapped lips Joe so loved to kiss and new so well he could trace their shape in his sleep.

There’s dark black dirt on his cheeks, and ash on his nose. There’s the smell of weakening gunpowder on his fingertips when they run down Joe’s beard. His lips taste like soot when they come to Joe’s, his mouth pliant and willing when Joe pushes for more.

The shower water is hot and won’t be for long, the burning makes Joe yelp when he’s guided inside, slow, sluggish pressure not enough to soothe but good enough for cleaning. Nicky’s strong, sure hands finding soap and massaging into Joe’s hair.

Water turns grey beneath their feet, Joe tries to breathe through exhausted, small tears.

Nicky lets him cry, thumb pads gently pushing them away, encouraging Joe to breathe with him when there’s too many, when he can’t see and his eyelashes cling.

Hummed songs in Italian, gentle whispers in Joe’s ear.

The hands Joe fists into Nicky’s hips that clutch and burn, that bring him closer to himself in the need to know that there is something that stays the same. That there is something in this ever-turbulent world that feels identical. 

The towels are scratchy, the fabric loose, Joe cannot be bothered to find anything more exciting than faded blue boxers, sitting on the bed with Nicky only after he’s dried his own hair of the worst dampness, ancient black sweats loose on his hips.

He’s heavy in Joe’s lap and blissful in his patience.

“Rest,” Nicky says, kind, sweet, nose brushing Joe’s. 

If sleep came now Joe’d only be subjected to terror. Nicky knows and puts a finger to his lips. “Only rest, not sleep. Not until you’re ready.”

Under the blankets, Nicky’s chest is a comforting pillow, Joe’s eyes watching the muted colours of the TV without registering a single thing that happens in the program. 

Joe must fall asleep, for he’s sure he notes the room darkening, the distant television sound ceasing, and Nicky’s sleep-heavy voice in his ear, “Good Night, my love.”

And he knows nothing after that. 

[wolf-zer0]

Ya want some WORLD-BUILDING????

Have some world-building!

*REMINDER* This is based on characters, not real people.  I’m not going to be writing any shipping/smut content, especially involving minors.  Please be respectful of content creators’ boundaries!

The Crystallos Empire (AKA the Antarctic Empire)

Largest the countries (takes up most of the southern half of the map) but agreed to stop expansion after a bloody battle with Valeriana 

Centered on a large snowy mountain in the middle of the tundra 

Mostly stays out of other countries’ business, but will step in as a last resort 

Has some of the most well-known citizens in the world because… they’re pure chaos 

Attack at your own peril 

Has vast deposits of ores and gemstones, and the metalwork from Crystallos (mainly weaponry, armor, and jewelry) is highly sought after 

The only known food export is potatoes.  Wonder why… 

Associated Colors: Royal blue, light blue, crimson, gold 

Aesthetic/Vibes: gothic vibes, white stone and large stain glass windows, not particularly opulent or extravagant but still impressively royal looking, think catholic cathedral but brighter and with less Jesus (can you tell I’m a recovering catholic yet?), spires shooting into the sky that’s visible even during a blizzard, cavernous halls full of sunlight and echoes, snow that can comfort and kill in equal measure

Notable Members:

Philza Minecraft:

Angel

Visible wings look like a harpy eagle

Probably the most powerful person in the world

Didn’t mean to start an empire it kinda just happened

Also didn’t mean to adopt kids but his Dadza alarm went off

Usually kind but will not hesitate to use violence when necessary

Technoblade: 

Is pig.  

With braid.  

At least 8 feet all

Extremely adept fighter, skilled in almost every form of combat.  

Not a people pig, prefers his potato farm to being a prince

Hella protective of his family but will not hesitate to bully when given the opportunity

Wilbur Soot: 

Muse who can influence people through song

Can’t totally control people (yet) but can subtly push them in a certain direction

The public face of the imperial family

Would rather insult than fight but can and will cut a bitch if he needs to

Because inspiration is fickle he’ll have some … strange episodes (see: the Sand Incident)

Tommy Innit: 

Child.  

Chaos incarnate.

Is he human?  Is he not?  No one’s sure yet.  

But he’s a gremlin and a hellion and willing to throw down at any moment.  

Has a surprisingly caring side, but no one outside his immediate circle has ever really seen it.  

The Kingdom of Valeriana (aka Dream SMP)

Oldest of the countries 

Located in the middle of a massive forest at the center of the main continent 

Home of the Fae Courts

Ruled by a single king who is chosen by a tournament held every 100 years 

Known for causing chaos in other countries, but after an Incident with Crystallos they have kept their meddling to annoyances rather than outright declarations of war 

Considered the most magical of all the countries, and traditional enchantments almost all come from Valeriana 

Associated Colors: neon green (duh), bright yellow, forest green, light brown, blood red (more saturated than Crystallos), rose gold 

Aesthetic/Vibes: spooky art nouveau (idk what else to call it), lots of plants and nature but with an edge of danger, poison gardens and carnivorous plants, hedge mazes that lead everywhere and nowhere, laughter deep in the forest, deer with eyes just a hair too human, Alice in Wonderland on steroids 

Notable Members: 

Dream: 

Current king of the Fae

As long as he’s touching the ground, he knows where everything and everyone is

Can terraform

Unlimited in the boundaries of his kingdom

Much more limited outside of his realm

No one has ever seen what he really looks like, even before he took the throne

Since people outside the kingdom don’t know who he is, he’ll wander the outside world and challenge random people to fights

Never says what happens to the losers

Only one person has ever beaten him: Technoblade

He might have a lil obsession around Techno, but it’s fine.  

A little competition is healthy.

Sapnap:  

High Lord of the Summer Court

Dream’s right hand man

Likes fire a little too much probably

George: 

Human that Dream took a liking too and yoinked from the mortal world

Dream and Sapnap made him immortal but he hasn’t realized it yet.  

Skeppy: 

Changeling who started growing diamond-like scales across his body

Is vaguely allied with Dream simply because he’s Fae, but is more loyal to BBH

Like a lot of other Fae, likes to make challenges but he makes them less deadly.  Not totally safe, just less deadly.

Badboyhalo: 

Demon who was kicked out of hell because he was too nice

Found Skeppy in the Overworld and the rest is history

Cursed by the Demon King that the moment he says a swear word, the entire world would end, but can never tell anyone that he is cursed

The Merchant’s Guild

Not quite a country, more of a international power 

Oversees the largest and most important businesses in the world 

Makes sure that no laws are broken between different countries and everyone gets a fair shake 

Has a very large reach, so some members have dabbled in espionage for various groups 

From the outside it looks like the whole thing is kept together with duct tape and hope, but its actually pretty functional

The main members are just… a lot. 

More concerned with keeping things working than influencing other nations (although there are still jokes about it) 

The most valuable thing they trade in is information

They have a lot of fingers in a lot of pots, but are trusted with their information 

Associated Colors: dark blue, teal, deep yellow, burnt orange, copper

Aesthetic/Vibes: art deco babie, angles and lines, very modern and streamlined, sleek suits instead of armor or robes, whiskey in a crystal glass, wars won by words not weapons, knowing when someone’s lying without them saying a word

Notable Members:

Schlatt: 

Ram-man with a plan

Not that bad of a dude, but is in a position where he is constantly in possession of highly sensitive information and that does things to someone’s mental state

Drinks pretty regularly but not a full blown alcoholic

Trying his best

Can be a snarky asshole sometimes

Quackity: 

Lucky duck.  literally.  

Duck man with an uncanny ability to absorb good luck from people (typically Fundy) and apply it to himself

No one knows when or why he joined the guild, but now he’s there

Pretty damn smart, but hides it behind humor

Fundy: 

FOX!  

With BEANS!

Trying his goddamn best but life (and Quackity) make it very difficult

Usually is stuck with the shit end of the stick when getting jobs/contracts/etc. 

Wilbur being his dad is an inside joke that’s gotten a life of its own.  

(No Fishfuckers Allowed!!!)

Puffy: 

Badass sheep lady who captains a ship and commands her own armada

Schlatt’s sister

Also part of Storm’s Landing’s council and acts as the main liaison between them 

Do not fuck with her she will kick your ass.

Storm’s Landing

Port city that became a country after becoming a safe-haven for seafarers

Led by a council of important people, with the head of the council known as the Admiral 

Closest ties to Crystallos and the Merchant’s guild because: 

1) Clingy supremacy!!!!

2) it’s a good idea for a guild to have good ties with a large sea power

3) all the dads for Tubbo

Associated Colors: navy blue, scarlet, white, brass 

Aesthetic/Vibes: Nautical (obviously) with heavy “Age of Exploration” vibes, barnacles crusted on treasure chests, think tall ships and pirates and shit, respecting the ocean because holy shit she’s gonna smash your boat to pieces on a whim because she can, has an edge of darkness because when you go deep enough who knows what you’ll find down there (maybe mermaids???) 

Notable Members:

CaptainSparklez: 

elected to Admiral after the previous Admiral went missing on a routine voyage 

(idk who it used to be, I just wanted to make him new at leading)

not 100% sure about the whole thing, but handling it pretty okay

still answers to “Captain” instead of “Admiral”.  

Niki:

If Storm’s Landing had a queen, would be it unquestionably

Never gets robbed even though there’s a well known “underbelly” in town

Could probably end wars with her croissants

Has a significant history of empathic abilities in her family, so she can tell how people are feeling at all times

Eret: 

Owns a magic store in town that really only shows itself to people who need it.  

Having a bad mental health day?  

He’s got a warm blanket and a cup of your favorite warm beverage waiting.  

Dysphoric?  

She’s got the perfect outfit and affirming words already prepared.  

Trying to find that specific book but can’t remember the title or plot, only vaguely know the color of the cover?  

They’ve got it.  

Ranboo:  

Not sure why he decided to move to a seaside city when he’s not chill with water, but now he’s here and he’s too anxious to leave

Known for teleporting around town randomly when nervous, and the people who find him are always willing to let a hand if he gets lost

Tubbo: 

This boi!  Has so many dads!  

Epitome of “Kindness does not equal weakness.”  

While a lot of people underestimate him, he’s not some fragile little flower

He hasn’t fully grown into his ability to speak to animals (he can only understand bees right now)

He’s just as much of a shit stirrer as Tommy.  

When they meet up, look out.  Something’s getting destroyed.

The Astral Academy

An independent university focused on advancing knowledge in the arcane arts and engineering 

Not a country, but has the political power of one due to their vast resources and building prowess 

People can’t enter unless they are invited or have been given entry as a student 

There are a bunch of potential doors scattered around the continent that could lead to the Academy, but no one is sure where the real entrance is 

Associated Colors: royal purple, lilac, sepia, sky blue, silver, bronze Aesthetic/Vibes: bright academia, massive libraries with bookshelves stuffed to bursting, workshop benches covered in scrap and prototypes, open air observatories, runes waiting to be translated, the crackling energy that comes from successful collaboration, falling down a research rabbit hole, bursting with pride after a project is a success

Notable Members: 

Sam

Purpled

Ponk

Punz

Antfrost

Jack Manifold

I don’t know much about these characters, so if you have any ideas please let me know!

Zero’s OC Land - The North Haven

Smallest and newest country 

Recently gained independence from under a cruel dictator (not schlatt lol)

Located in a pine forest at the base of a huge mountain range 

Has pretty good relations with the other countries, but outsiders don’t know much about them 

Main exports are wood carvings and leather goods 

Associated Colors: Maroon, dark brown, black, pewter 

Aesthetic/Vibes: medieval but with a modern twist, dark wood lit by a roaring fireplace, snow-covered woods without a living soul in sight, half timber houses and detailed wood carving, no outrageous ornamentation or extravagance 

Notable Members:

Tyr: 

Lord of the North Haven

trying to keep his people safe and protected

one of the few remaining Spirits (higher in power than the Fae, but lower than angels)

Spirit of Justice

lost a hand in the war for North Haven’s independence

didn’t want to become the leader but does a pretty good job at it

Adopted 5 kids and is trying his best

Bragi: 

Heir Apparent

24 year old human

can influence the world by speaking (not singing) but has to be careful about which words he uses

has a book full of phrases that have proven effects (a spellbook of sorts)

has a friendly rivalry with Wilbur

Freya: 

Spymaster

actually the oldest but abdicated because she feels she’s not the right person to lead a country

age unknown because she’s the last known [REDACTED] (it’ll be revealed, but I wanna build suspense)

has gyrfalcon wings and heightened senses

chronic insomniac

Forseti: 

Official Librarian

20 years old

hybrid with an unknown entity

has black fingers with sharp claws

always wears gloves to hide them

can create portals to places he’s been or to people he knows (the second is much riskier, but not impossible)

knowledge sponge

wants to join the Astral Academy but is too nervous to apply

Odin: 

Older Twin

The “Sensible One”

17 years old

Has an uncanny sense of direction

Can’t get lost no matter what

Can manipulate magnetic fields

Loki:

Younger Twin

The “Hot Headed One”

17 years old

can manipulate fire

idolizes his older siblings, particularly Freya

The Institute

Creeping around in the background

Up to bad things

Something’s going on in the world, but no one’s noticed yet

They will though… soon

Aesthetic/Vibes: minimalism (the worst kind of vibes imo), think laboratories or empty hospitals, harsh artificial lights and cold floors, labyrinths of monotonous hallways with no doors

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Stress

Title: Stress Summary: After two weeks of stressful work, you need to relax and your boyfriend is willing to help you Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader Prompt: — Warnings: vomiting, sickness, lack of sleep, stress, irresponsible coworker,caring Chris Word Count: 1450 A/N: This was purely based on what’s going on with my life for the past month. I’ve been really stressed out and I needed some comfort. If you find any mistake, I’m sorry but English isn’t my mother tongue. Enjoy the reading!

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A month ago, your boss added someone new to your team, and your supervisor suggested you train that person. At first, you were really happy to help her, but then you became aware that your boss had lied to you about her abilities, so what supposedly was going to be something easy, actually, it became twice as difficult because you had to teach her everything from scratch. You knew it wasn’t going to be easy. 

-You look different — Chris said when you entered the house after work -I’ve got a new member on the team -That’s good, right? — he asked seeing you weren’t excited about it -I mean, yes it’s good for the team -But? -I’m in charge of teaching the way we work as a team and I don’t know if it’s going to work — you said and sighed -Don’t worry, my love. You’ll be fine — he told you and kissed your forehead

A week later, you were still teaching her the basics and she kept asking you the same questions she did the first day. You’ve given her all the documentation with the explanations of everything and she even told you she’d read it twice. You tried everything to make her remember what you’d taught her but it seemed she was making fun of you. Every time you asked her if she understood, she would’ve assured you she did, but then, when she was working with another member of the team, she would say that she didn’t know what that person was talking about. You were really stressed out, and you haven’t made any progress yet. Your supervisor was expecting good feedback, but you couldn’t lie. You and your workmates were frustrated. At the end of the day, she was pretty good about everything she had learned and everything you taught her, but the next day she didn’t remember anything, it was like her brain erased everything and all the progress was gone. That was the worst part.

Chris was starting to get worried about your health. You started to skip meals, you were sleeping fewer hours, and when you could do it, it wasn’t peaceful at all. He didn’t know how to help you. He tried to get all the work done in the house, so you could relax but the stress you were managing was draining all your energy.

By the beginning of the second week, Chris noticed you’d lost weight, your eyes had dark circles underneath and you were really grumpy.  He knew that he needed to do something and fast. He tried to force you to eat, to take more breaks, to rest more, to sleep more, but nothing was working, you were more grumpy and irritated and less caring and loving. This was making you get sicker. Everything you ate, you ended up throwing up, you were always light-headed, and you kept losing weight. Chris was done with this and your behaviour. You like it or not, this was stopping today.

-Babe, we need to talk — he interrupted you while working on something -I can’t. I have to finish this file for tomorrow — you cut him off -No, babe, you can’t. You’re going to get sick if you keep like this — Chris told you frustrated -Look, hun — you said looking at him — if you really care about me, let me finish this, and I’ll stop, please — you begged -You promise? -Promise — you said and kissed him That was last week. You did stop after finishing that file, but the following day was like the last ones in the past two weeks. Chris was running out of ideas on how to help you and it broke his heart seeing you like this. He felt helpless until this morning when he heard you crying. That was the last straw. He approached to you carefully to not scare you -Baby? What’s the matter? — he asked hugging you from the back -I can’t do this anymore — you sniffled -What? Don’t scare me, love — he hugged you tightly -Teach her. I’m doing everything to help her and then she goes to my supervisor and tells him that she doesn’t understand anything — you sobbed harder -Does your supervisor know this? — he inquired -Yes, he knows that. But is so frustrating — you finally broke down -It’s ok love. Shh, i’ve got you. Everything is going to be fine — Chris said comforting you You kept crying for what felt like hours, Chris holding you caressing your back. He never left your side. He even answered a few of your messages that needed your attention. When he felt that you’ve calmed, he let the hug loose a little and kissed your head. -Better? —  he asked and you nodded -Thanks — you whispered -What about drinking that black sweet tea you really like with some toasts? -I’m not hungry, love -You need to eat something honey. At least just drink the tea. Please? — he begged -Just the tea — you smiled and he kissed you While preparing your tea, Chris grabbed his phone and sent a text

Hey guys! Need your help. Y/N has been pretty stressed up these past weeks and I run out of ideas on how to help her. Any advice? Thanks

Chris was determined to help you and in order to do that he needed some backup calling his mom, his brother, and his brother-in-law to prepare some things to help you relax. When you finished working, instead of going to the kitchen like you always did, you laid in your bed. You were too tired and didn’t want to do anything. Some time later, Chris found you in our shared bedroom -Babe? Is everything alright? — he asked you sitting next to you -I’m tired, hun — you said with a hoarse voice, you were about to cry -Shh, it’s okay love — Chris shushed you — Why don’t you go and take a bath while I prepare something light to eat? — you just nodded Chris prepared the bathtub with warm water and lit some candles to help you relax. Then he carried you to the bathroom, undressed you and helped you to get in. -Take your time, sweetheart — he said, kissed your forehead and left you. Almost an hour later he went to pick you up. He took you out of the bathtub, he helped you dry yourself and gave you some of his clothes to be more comfortable. Once you were ready he took you to the kitchen, the lights were dim, there was soft music in the background and there were a lot of little things that helped you with your work related anxiety. -What’s all of this? — you asked amazed -Babe, it broke my heart seeing you struggling these past weeks, and today when I saw you crying, I knew it was enough. I ran out of ideas on how I could helped you relax, so I called my ma, Scott and his boy for help, and we came up with all this — he explained and you were crying -I don’t know what I did to deserve you and your family. I know I’ve been reckless with my health and I let my work become first when I shouldn't, and I feel really bad about it. I'm sorry babe, but I really wanted this to work out — you explained honestly -I know sweetheart, you worked so hard to make it work that you didn't realize that you forgot about other stuff. Now, let's eat something and watch some movies You were snuggling Chris on the couch, when you started to cry with no reason. -Honey? What is it? -Nothing. It's that all of this, you did it to help me, and I never noticed it -It's ok love. That's why I'm here. To help you relax and to make sure you are taking care of you -I love you babe — You said and kissed him -I love you too — he said kissing you back

The next day, you told your supervisor what was going on with your workmate, and you explained to him how it had affected you and your health. He understood everything and he assured you he was going to work with her, so you could work better and relaxed. That day, you learnt that sometimes is not only your responsibility to help someone, because if the other doesn't show interest in what you're saying or doing, the process of learning gets lost and you are making an effort that is not worth it.

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