#at least irl

[snzyspencer]

Person A has just recovered from a cold and has been eagerly waiting to see Person B again.

As they’re walking around out doors, the skies open up and icy rain pours down on them. Person A shrugs off their jacket and tosses it over Person B’s head, protecting them from the rain.

“What are you doing, you’re going to get sick again!” Person B exclaims.

“Come on now,” Person A says dismissively. “Don’t you know rain making you sick is just a myth?”

Person A is met with an unfortunate awakening the next day as their throat begins to ache.

‘Not again.’

[speakofthedebbie]

here lies the biggest mistake my bestie ever made in our 11 month friendship

[decompose1]

like i think i really like being a bit showy and modeling/stripping/doing shows and stuff but my problem is i definitely prefer it when my audience is other queer ppl/ladies rather than my current widely cishet guy audience

[maybeicanbesaved]

there’s a new cashier at aldi and he’s the prettiest boy i’ve ever seen

[mintbecrazy]

There's literally no competition

dear people who want to be my friend but are scared

please shoot ur shot I’m lonely

[caliginous-rocket-papaya]

glad to be me ❤️

[star-centric]

About to be in my disappearing era 🫠

[princesssunderworld]

This is why I love this app.

No one in my real life ever gets as excited as I do about these silly little characters and fandoms. And I have to hold myself back. Because if I squeak with excitement, I get weird looks.

They wonder why I stay quiet and to myself.

They put me down for the shit I like

[spark1edog]

🦊 for the intimidation thing. I do not know why

🦊: fairly intimidating!

interesting! 📝

[spookberry]

Gyaru Clawdeen based on her creepover doll, for funsies

[beif0ngs]

everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now 

[severevoiddragon]

Missed the opportunity to vote so imma just RB with how I am: im not sure what I want

pls reblog thank youuuuu and pls only vote if your are arospec or think you might be

[idontmindifuforgetme]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[realpokemon]

boop day at the pokémon shelter! [gets crushed and flattened into a red paste by 463 pounds of onix]

[vhalesa]

Can I interested you in a snompkin?

[thechekhov]

The biggest joke sporty people play on us is pretending like movement is customizable. "do this thing but use THESE muscles." "Tilt your pelvis forward but don't use your lower back."

I've got news for you about how bodies work, champ. I cannot just opt out of using muscles when I don't feel like it. You're telling me YOU decide which muscles to lift something with? You got some sort of an open source program running this thing? You go in there and change the code???? Okay rich pants McGee..

I just got the Body 1.0 version where I do things and I don't get any say in which parts of me are doing the moving. Whatever happens under my skin is none of my business. It's in the stars. Can't do it.