#at least irl
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Person A has just recovered from a cold and has been eagerly waiting to see Person B again.
As they’re walking around out doors, the skies open up and icy rain pours down on them. Person A shrugs off their jacket and tosses it over Person B’s head, protecting them from the rain.
“What are you doing, you’re going to get sick again!” Person B exclaims.
“Come on now,” Person A says dismissively. “Don’t you know rain making you sick is just a myth?”
Person A is met with an unfortunate awakening the next day as their throat begins to ache.
‘Not again.’
#enjoy this little scenario based off my current real world experience#I am person A#and my partner is person B#at least irl#truthfully I’ve seen them a few times since recovering from my cold about two weeks ago but this was our first big date#we were waiting outside of a rollerskating rink when it started to rain#the line to get indoors was long so I put my jacket over their head and that was our actual dialogue#of course there was more to it#but we simply things here#my throat started to hurt a few hours ago so I really hope that I’m not getting sick again already#I’m hoping it’s just smoke that’s irritating my throat because my place of work did catch on fire today#snz kink#snzblr#snz blog#snz fet#snz fucker#snz#snzfucker#sneeze kink#snzario#snz scenario#sneeze scenario#sneeze#sneezing#cold sneezes#snz experience
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here lies the biggest mistake my bestie ever made in our 11 month friendship
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#hazbin hotel changed me#like fundamentally#i will never be the same person i was before hh#my biggest regret is i only got into it when they got out of it#and my other friends dont wanna risk their parents seeing it#so im on my own#at least irl#online i have yall and this one person on pinterest#debs is a yapper#debs is an original poster
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like i think i really like being a bit showy and modeling/stripping/doing shows and stuff but my problem is i definitely prefer it when my audience is other queer ppl/ladies rather than my current widely cishet guy audience
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there’s a new cashier at aldi and he’s the prettiest boy i’ve ever seen
#at least irl#my intrusive thoughts kept telling me to just exclaim ‘you’re pretty!’#luckily i could control myself LMAO#but seriously so so pretty#and he was super sweet too#oof#personal
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About to be in my disappearing era 🫠
#at least irl#cause my friends are disappointing and I feel like I have no one to depend on 😀#randomthoughts.txts
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This is why I love this app.
No one in my real life ever gets as excited as I do about these silly little characters and fandoms. And I have to hold myself back. Because if I squeak with excitement, I get weird looks.
They wonder why I stay quiet and to myself.
They put me down for the shit I like
#welcome to hellfire#eddie munson#fandoms#moo deng#no one loves her like I do#at least irl#those who are#live so far
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🦊 for the intimidation thing. I do not know why
🦊: fairly intimidating!
interesting! 📝
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Gyaru Clawdeen based on her creepover doll, for funsies
#clawdeen wolf#monster high#fanart#my art#i didnt notice before that all of her creepiver stock pics actually use her base screening not the actual creepover one#so her makeup irl is quite different#couple tweaked details and it could make for a good gyaru look tbh#at least i think so
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everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now
#One Piece#opgraphics#One Piece Live Action#Roronoa Zoro#Buggy#Buggy the Clown#OPLA#oplaedit#One Piece Netflix#Mackenyu#Jeff Ward#*mine#just wanted to gif these scenes of Mackenyu as Zoro cussing out Buggy lmao#so yeah i watched the OPLA...#and i can now TRULY say that this isn't for me#honestly i had to fast forward/skip through a TON of scenes bc the level of secondhand embarrassment is real 😬😬#never been a fan of anime live action adaptions and i stand by my prev thoughts of One Piece being adapted into a live action series#like i still found a lot of the acting and dialogue super cringey when being uttered by people irl#and i'm unable to get emotionally invested in these characters at all in the live action series#but hey at least it wasn't as terrible as i thought it would be
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Missed the opportunity to vote so imma just RB with how I am: im not sure what I want
pls reblog thank youuuuu and pls only vote if your are arospec or think you might be
#cause in the one hand like#i want a romantic relationship so bad#but i can't tell if its just because society has told me i should want it#also its rare to find someone else who values platonic love higher than romantic#at least irl#plus when it comes down to it im gonna say no to a romantic relationship#because its just not me#aromantic#aroace#aro
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friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me
#It’s just so different#even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol#in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps#if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it#esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends#no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr#u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS#meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life#this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation#like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers#who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them#and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends#it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me#I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc#like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this#so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works#p
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boop day at the pokémon shelter! [gets crushed and flattened into a red paste by 463 pounds of onix]
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Can I interested you in a snompkin?
#snom#pokemon#pumpkin#halloween#snompkin#snom ventures#art#ofc I had to at least draw sth for spooky season#was inspired by the cute pokemon pumpkins in pokemon sleep#I want an irl snompkin tbh
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The biggest joke sporty people play on us is pretending like movement is customizable. "do this thing but use THESE muscles." "Tilt your pelvis forward but don't use your lower back."
I've got news for you about how bodies work, champ. I cannot just opt out of using muscles when I don't feel like it. You're telling me YOU decide which muscles to lift something with? You got some sort of an open source program running this thing? You go in there and change the code???? Okay rich pants McGee..
I just got the Body 1.0 version where I do things and I don't get any say in which parts of me are doing the moving. Whatever happens under my skin is none of my business. It's in the stars. Can't do it.
#and when you ask them HOW they expect you to perform this miracle they clam up and cant explain#at least describe it to me???#oh is the Explaining Things Clearly part of your brajn paywalled?#pity#chekhov irl
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I've seen a few posts about women and pants now and many of them are very good, and not to nitpick those posts or downplay religious sexism or anything, but I have to emphasise:
Somebody who DOESN'T live in a controlling religious country/cult/family is also affected by sexism. We all know that, right? Secular parts of the first world also have opinions about how women dress, including when it comes to trousers, especially in childhood and in institutions like schools and the workplace
Me and many people my age (20s) remember being forced into skirts, punished and shamed by parents & teachers & peers & possibly then bosses about what we wear not being feminine enough, and it wasn't by deeply religious sects. Many updates to dress codes are very new and sexist views are still in place in many institutions. Normalised societal misogyny wants women (and people they want to treat as women) to dress femininely, down to what KIND of pants they're allowed to wear (compare a pink top and jeggings to mens jeans and tell me these two women are treated the same. Hating women in pantsuits is still a sexist office joke today, and even those outfits are feminine compared to male suits, which raise eyebrows when worn by women). The women I know who wear trousers regularly are literally otherwise feminine, and all wear dresses to events.
I know trousers have become much more normalised over the past few decades in secular society (yay!! the result of many many years of effort and lawbreaking) but let's not be absolute when we talk about the pants concept lol. Especially within a larger conversation about female/transmasc/intersex/transfem masculinity and social perceptions, especially in an age of rising fascism
#you know. misogyny?#transandrophobia#you're telling me only muslims and christians experience pants based sexism. in front of my salad?#i did not have screaming arguments with my nonbeliever non church attendee parents in the 2000s to have you lot --#sexism is Not strange or rare or fringe#pretend me wearing pants from then on was societally allowed. i got a talking to at school about pants.#i was scared i would have to wear a skirt at high school in the 2010s. thankfully the one i went to was more progressive#getting clocked as the only 'girl' in class wearing trousers without at leasts wearing a skirt over it#having older female AND male relatives pick up on the lack of a skirt/dress at events#yes some people think it's normal. and some people think being gay is normal. and some people dgaf if you're foreign or whatev#but existing some ways means you have certain experiences and there are certain risks hanging over you lol#just making this post bc some of you live in some extremely progressive USA city and have forgotten normal people exist /lighthearted#mum still shows me a polka dot dress i used to wear as a baby and asks me why i don't wear dresses. some dumb dress shes kept for 20 years#she wears trousers and dungarees sometimes. but that's the thing#pants are a temporary allowance. if that's all you wear then they hate that. you have to be Feminine when they demand#your wardrobe still carries sexist necessities before people start to look at you funny#if i went to an event like a wedding in a suit people would talk (closeted to most ppl irl)#anyway.#sending telepathic strength to anyone surrounded by so called progressives who have opinions on how they dress 👉👁️👁️👈
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LU WIND BUT HE'S A ITTY BITTY HUMMINGBIRD
Slingshot Proficiency!
+bonus doodle drafts
#requests#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu wind#lu legend#lu sky#post post comments:#Wind agreed to do this but whether he caught the moon pearl or Legend caught him is up to you ajdsfsd#this is for shits and giggles and I know it's kinda ooc 'xD#also it's in reference to the d&d polymorph spell - the hummingbird likely has only one hit point so taking any damage would change him bac#PLEASE DON'T HIT BIRDS IRL#the slingshot being such an important item in Seasons is cool#if I had a nickel for every time I post LU fanart and there ends up being a new LU post that day too - I'd have at least three!#I was thinking that it being a friday near the end of the month that there'd be a chance and LO
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