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Person A has just recovered from a cold and has been eagerly waiting to see Person B again.
As they’re walking around out doors, the skies open up and icy rain pours down on them. Person A shrugs off their jacket and tosses it over Person B’s head, protecting them from the rain.
“What are you doing, you’re going to get sick again!” Person B exclaims.
“Come on now,” Person A says dismissively. “Don’t you know rain making you sick is just a myth?”
Person A is met with an unfortunate awakening the next day as their throat begins to ache.
‘Not again.’
#enjoy this little scenario based off my current real world experience#I am person A#and my partner is person B#at least irl#truthfully I’ve seen them a few times since recovering from my cold about two weeks ago but this was our first big date#we were waiting outside of a rollerskating rink when it started to rain#the line to get indoors was long so I put my jacket over their head and that was our actual dialogue#of course there was more to it#but we simply things here#my throat started to hurt a few hours ago so I really hope that I’m not getting sick again already#I’m hoping it’s just smoke that’s irritating my throat because my place of work did catch on fire today#snz kink#snzblr#snz blog#snz fet#snz fucker#snz#snzfucker#sneeze kink#snzario#snz scenario#sneeze scenario#sneeze#sneezing#cold sneezes#snz experience
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here lies the biggest mistake my bestie ever made in our 11 month friendship
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#hazbin hotel changed me#like fundamentally#i will never be the same person i was before hh#my biggest regret is i only got into it when they got out of it#and my other friends dont wanna risk their parents seeing it#so im on my own#at least irl#online i have yall and this one person on pinterest#debs is a yapper#debs is an original poster
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like i think i really like being a bit showy and modeling/stripping/doing shows and stuff but my problem is i definitely prefer it when my audience is other queer ppl/ladies rather than my current widely cishet guy audience
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there’s a new cashier at aldi and he’s the prettiest boy i’ve ever seen
#at least irl#my intrusive thoughts kept telling me to just exclaim ‘you’re pretty!’#luckily i could control myself LMAO#but seriously so so pretty#and he was super sweet too#oof#personal
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I FORGOT TO POST THIS 2 DAYS AGO
Please ignore my hair being a complete mess
(It was tried back with a purple ribbon but you cant really see it in the pics)
Was very fun
#shuu#shuu hate club 2022#shuu iwamine#fatbird#hatoful boyfriend#hatoful#iwamine#cosplay#first time cosplaying actually#at least irl#shuu shuu crew#yes that black stuff on my fingers is from the whiteboard
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how sad and pathetic is it when no one was able to say nice things to you better than that woman from the psychward when she called me a supermodel and said if we'd been free she'd taken a high-fashion photo of me
like literally nothing could ever top that ppl only would say that i seem kind and polite
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About to be in my disappearing era 🫠
#at least irl#cause my friends are disappointing and I feel like I have no one to depend on 😀#randomthoughts.txts
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This is why I love this app.
No one in my real life ever gets as excited as I do about these silly little characters and fandoms. And I have to hold myself back. Because if I squeak with excitement, I get weird looks.
They wonder why I stay quiet and to myself.
They put me down for the shit I like
#welcome to hellfire#eddie munson#fandoms#moo deng#no one loves her like I do#at least irl#those who are#live so far
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🦊 for the intimidation thing. I do not know why
🦊: fairly intimidating!
interesting! 📝
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hi guys. I have a sort of important announcement I have to make, and some of you might not even be surprised by this but my friends will be because this is where they're going to hear about it first. somehow this feels easier, to say it here. I want to be my authentic self which is really terrifying to me due to personal reasons. I don't feel fully ready to admit this even to myself but I think maybe this is a good start. you know. telling thousands of people on the internet instead of my close group of friends.
I'd like to start using she/her/he/him pronouns, skip right past they/them and go balls deep in he/him. anyways. not to be dramatic but i'm gonna throw up. please keep calling me miss cock though, in a he/him way. I don't know how to label my gender yet, but it's time I stop pretending i'm cis. hope that you guys can support me on this journey.
love, cock.
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Missed the opportunity to vote so imma just RB with how I am: im not sure what I want
pls reblog thank youuuuu and pls only vote if your are arospec or think you might be
#cause in the one hand like#i want a romantic relationship so bad#but i can't tell if its just because society has told me i should want it#also its rare to find someone else who values platonic love higher than romantic#at least irl#plus when it comes down to it im gonna say no to a romantic relationship#because its just not me#aromantic#aroace#aro
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everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now
#One Piece#opgraphics#One Piece Live Action#Roronoa Zoro#Buggy#Buggy the Clown#OPLA#oplaedit#One Piece Netflix#Mackenyu#Jeff Ward#*mine#just wanted to gif these scenes of Mackenyu as Zoro cussing out Buggy lmao#so yeah i watched the OPLA...#and i can now TRULY say that this isn't for me#honestly i had to fast forward/skip through a TON of scenes bc the level of secondhand embarrassment is real 😬😬#never been a fan of anime live action adaptions and i stand by my prev thoughts of One Piece being adapted into a live action series#like i still found a lot of the acting and dialogue super cringey when being uttered by people irl#and i'm unable to get emotionally invested in these characters at all in the live action series#but hey at least it wasn't as terrible as i thought it would be
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Gyaru Clawdeen based on her creepover doll, for funsies
#clawdeen wolf#monster high#fanart#my art#i didnt notice before that all of her creepiver stock pics actually use her base screening not the actual creepover one#so her makeup irl is quite different#couple tweaked details and it could make for a good gyaru look tbh#at least i think so
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friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me
#It’s just so different#even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol#in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps#if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it#esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends#no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr#u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS#meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life#this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation#like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers#who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them#and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends#it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me#I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc#like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this#so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works#p
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The biggest joke sporty people play on us is pretending like movement is customizable. "do this thing but use THESE muscles." "Tilt your pelvis forward but don't use your lower back."
I've got news for you about how bodies work, champ. I cannot just opt out of using muscles when I don't feel like it. You're telling me YOU decide which muscles to lift something with? You got some sort of an open source program running this thing? You go in there and change the code???? Okay rich pants McGee..
I just got the Body 1.0 version where I do things and I don't get any say in which parts of me are doing the moving. Whatever happens under my skin is none of my business. It's in the stars. Can't do it.
#and when you ask them HOW they expect you to perform this miracle they clam up and cant explain#at least describe it to me???#oh is the Explaining Things Clearly part of your brajn paywalled?#pity#chekhov irl
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boop day at the pokémon shelter! [gets crushed and flattened into a red paste by 463 pounds of onix]
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