#at least I find it funny

[arothin]

So far, two different jewish friends have asked me if I was interested in looking into conversion. Ive joked with them that I know that I have to be rejected by some rabbis at least three times before I can convert, so what do I win if I reject three offers of conversion first? I do appreciate a good loaf of bread, so I'm hoping I win some challah.

Anyway, so last night I dreamed that I was lost in an unknown town without a phone and I didnt know how to get back home. The only place I could find help was a shul that doubled as a late night community centre, and some older jewish people literally showed me the way home.

I'm choosing to not read too deeply into that lmao

[catmask]

the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

[rikotin]

POV: trying to sleep at night with a heart rate of 136 bpm after a job interview at noon (you have a generalised anxiety disorder)

[beeturtlle]

hi i got very into kny recently

[ace-sadistic-harbinger-of-chaos]

"The collective of crows shouldn't be murder, but, instead, crowd."

[uncanny-tranny]

It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.

Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.

[carnivorousarcher]

what if hes just a cosplayer

[ryllen]

it can't get more obvious, t h a n k s for trying guys [x]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what kind of underwear do you think Erik and Charles wear (i'm not asking this to see them half naked) ((please believe me)) (((PLEASE)))

My Personal Belief is charles is a briefs guy while erik's a trunks guy. trunks/briefs kinda couple because i can

and idk just a lil bonus or somethin. as i do.

[randomalistic]

Only like a minute and a half into editing the Rio video and it's already more deranged than the turbo video

[clownowo]

I think that if Miles Edgeworth were to ever have a Tumblr blog it would be entirely Steel Samurai based with a carefully organized tagging system. He posts lengthy formally worded analysis about Steel Samurai and nothing else. He doesn't check his notes. He does check his asks, because they're kind of like emails. He has anon asks and dms turned off. Someone sends an ask about his interests outside of Steel Samurai and he immediately blocks them. He doesn't have pronouns or a name to be called by in his bio. The only hint about Edgeworth's personal life is that when he refers to the death of Jack Hammer or the conviction of Matt Engarde he only refers to Phoenix as "that man".

Maya definitely has a tumblr and it has a canon Pink Princess url. She actually hoarded a bunch of Pink Princess urls long before the character was officially announced because she knew she needed to have them. Her tumblr header is "the real pink princess ask sal manella". Her pinned post has these

[ID: Two blinkie banners. The first has a lesbian flag background and says "Pink Princess is canonically gay." The second is light pink and says "PinkSteel shippers dni". End ID] (thank you @princess-of-purple-prose)

Maya follows him and sends Edgeworth asks periodically. He thinks she's a wonderful conversationalist. He has no idea of her identity. Maya is fully aware he's Edgeworth.

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

[mattbegins]

Buddie (mostly Eddie) as various textposts because I’ve been wanting to make one of these since forever

[harbingersecho]

are we the sins we have committed? are we the things we have endured? [...] who are we?

[ref]

[ace-sadistic-harbinger-of-chaos]

1: Yeah, yeah, finish boning your apple tea and lets get the fuck out of here."

2: That is not-

1: I know and I don't care. So finish fucking your food and let's get the fuck out of here.

2: You mean "finish your fucking food".

1: Did I stutter?

[huginsmemory]

Said with love of course. Companion post to this.