#at least I find it funny

[arothin]

So far, two different jewish friends have asked me if I was interested in looking into conversion. Ive joked with them that I know that I have to be rejected by some rabbis at least three times before I can convert, so what do I win if I reject three offers of conversion first? I do appreciate a good loaf of bread, so I'm hoping I win some challah.

Anyway, so last night I dreamed that I was lost in an unknown town without a phone and I didnt know how to get back home. The only place I could find help was a shul that doubled as a late night community centre, and some older jewish people literally showed me the way home.

I'm choosing to not read too deeply into that lmao

[catmask]

the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

[rikotin]

POV: trying to sleep at night with a heart rate of 136 bpm after a job interview at noon (you have a generalised anxiety disorder)

[beeturtlle]

hi i got very into kny recently

[ace-sadistic-harbinger-of-chaos]

"The collective of crows shouldn't be murder, but, instead, crowd."

[carnivorousarcher]

what if hes just a cosplayer

[tyriq-edits]

Hatsune Beeku

Alternative universe where everything is the same but after his voice box gets destroyed, instead of making Bumblebee communicate via clicks and beeps, Ratchet just replaces it with Hatsune Miku’s Voice Bank.

[uncanny-tranny]

It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.

Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.

[spineless-lobster]

Do you think I could get it at claire’s??? 💖😍😍😍

[ryllen]

it can't get more obvious, t h a n k s for trying guys [x]

[technically-human]

I know the classic design stuff is supposed to be all sillies. But I do wonder if classic Stone misses home sometimes, misses his Life.

At the end of the day, he doesn't know Robotnik. Doesn't really have the context to the man, nor why he got brought there. He saw someone that? Looked like him? And a man who looked like this Robotnik fellow? And they kidnapped him and brought him there and...

Idk, I feel like there's a weird angst niche in this crack au?

The sad thing is that he really doesn't.

Stone mentioned that he couldn't imagine another version of himself being happy without having met the Doctor. He was right. Classic Stone didn't actually have anything going on. He lived in the Star Light Zone, he talked to the bomb badniks every now and then, and he prepared lots of coffees and drinks, but he had no friends nor any real hobby. He was just... bored.

While he was, indeed, kidnapped and taken to Eggman, Stone is free to leave. No one has said as much, but he knows this. What he doesn't know is that, if he does leave, Eggman will probably stalk him not so subtly. But he won't stop him from leaving. He has decided to stay because he's curious about this whole thing, and a bit amused by how awkward Eggman is around him. Stone hasn't even asked questions about why he was taken to this man, because he thinks the mystery is fun.

I also used this as an apportunity to draw Stone in the Star Light Zone.

ko-fi

[daily-dose-of-bucket]

Day 219: welcome to hyperfixation hell! your jokes are officially incomprehensible

original

[randomalistic]

Only like a minute and a half into editing the Rio video and it's already more deranged than the turbo video

[ace-sadistic-harbinger-of-chaos]

1: Yeah, yeah, finish boning your apple tea and lets get the fuck out of here."

2: That is not-

1: I know and I don't care. So finish fucking your food and let's get the fuck out of here.

2: You mean "finish your fucking food".

1: Did I stutter?

[prettypinkeel]

no....im evil kitty...

[normalbrothershow]

sam winchester + jenny holzer