#at 12:34 am. for funsies

[sugar-free-byproducts]

guess who learned how to charleston!

[jorisjurgen]

1 2 7 11 12 14 17 21 23(im evil) 28 29 (im eviller) 31 33 34 41 42 (for funsies) 43 (im EVIL) 45 56 56 56 56 56

I FINALLY GOT TO YOUR MESSAGE BESTIEEEE i was scared of answering it during the week because i knew it would take me ages.

Excluding the questions I've answered to other ppl, obv. THIS IS JUST A PART 1 OF ALL YOUR QUESTIONS.

What’s the lie your character says most often?

Atcham: he doesn't really lie enough to have a reoccuring one. He just says whatever comes to his mind, I think. Kerubim: literally everything he says is a lie. Especially when talking about past events. He will randomly make shit up, even while knowing that the other two KNOW that he's doing that. Joris: "I am in awe of your intelligence, your majesty. This will be a wonderful move, even if it may upset the leaders of Brakmar."

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

Atcham: he doesn't, except for saying it ironically. Kerubim: anyone he's known for longer than an hour. Joris: likely to apply this word to people with whom he shared 2 near-death experiences with, because now they are connected through the Cosmic Bonds of Fate.

What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

I'm not imaginative enough to say what I would yell, but I know what they'd yell to one another.

Atcham: "Someone is mistreating Brakmarian steel swords" Kerubim: "There are discount 90yo chairs here" Joris: "Khan merch from 200 years ago?!"

All of them love buying stuff, so yeah.

If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

Atcham: any specific-ass sword facts. Kerubim: what were you doing in Bonta 610 years ago in a boutique with your girlfriend at 10 o'clock and what colour was her dress. Joris: what time he worked until last night. Any answer that isn't "3-4am" is sus.

A more emotional answer is that across 600 years they probably have got a lot of some very hyperspecific things to ask one another.

How do they put out a candle?

Sadly, I think they all just blow on it. Maybe clap and then it magically disappears. I am not a candle expert (candxpert).

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Atcham: most people notice he's bald. he, too, notices that, and never fails to think that it's off-putting. Kerubim: most people noitce how fluffy he is. Kerubim himself notices some random knots in his fur. It's very knot-prone, and he's a bit lazy about brushing his fur. Joris: most people think he's a child, or if they don't they still notice his height. While Joris's daily concern with the mirror is "do I need to tear out some new scales? [checks chin] [checks neck] [checks cheeks] [checks his head]"

What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

Atcham: all of it, and no, he doesn't. Kerubim: I don't think he gives a fuck in general. Joris: all of it, yet he still follows. He hates hierarchical things, and he hates hyper specific fork and knife rules, and he hates the way teachers expect children to rise from their tables and bow and greet them, before the classes. But he copes and seethes silently, his whole life. He appreciates the way these things make him come off as more respectable than he may really be, though.

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

Atcham: the Brakmarian approach to building pipe bom—— Kerubim: how to survive your 5th divorce. Joris: why you don't need any relationships or friendly acquaintances outside your family and why that's healthy actually.

What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?

Atcham: Kerubim's tolerance of customers that can be psychologically destroyed instead. Kerubim: Atcham keeps scaring away the customers (Joris does too, but it's a "his noble X vs. Atcham's barbaric Y" situation.) Joris: Kerubim keeps adding way too much sugar to coffee and makes tea way too dilute. It makes him dream of killing both him and himself.

[karmaajr]

ooo seems funsies :D

1) mum probably, dad no 💀

2) girl best friend

3) I regret SOOO much like its acc crazy

4) sir I am a teenage girl, what do u think?? LMAO

5) single pringle ✨️

6) in my sleep or murdered painlessly

7) uhhh a can of sweetcorn probably

8) I used to play basketball; netball; football (not the american one); boxing if that counts; others I can't remember lolol

9) yessir 😭

10) probably last week

11) not sure :3

12) duh

13) myself? tf? 💀✨️

14) a lotta ppl but most importantly this girl who bullied me for a year, then we became friends for a year and she moved to leeds at the end of the school year (idkw but I think I have a crush on her NOW of all times lol)

15) I wish :((

16) I have no clue how to tell how I'm feeling besides

a) shitty, I wanna jump out a window

b) etc

so ima say b :D

17) nuh uh

18) terrified of them, it's embarrassing :D

19) probs

20) a playground

21) packing for a holiday

22) sometimes I want none, sometimes I want one and sometimes I want two lolol

23) I had my ears pierced but the piercings have closed bcuz the skl said I wasn't allowed to wear bike earrings so I took them out :((

24) maths probably

25) yesh

26) food; attention; love; touch; a punch in the face

27) yuppers

28) nope

29) she cried at home after I broke up w her???? does that count????

30) the fact I have to go to a wedding in a few hours n the clothes r horrid

31) how am I supposed to know 💀✨️

32) I have no personality which also means I have no fav colour alas soz

33) I probs trust ppl to easily if anything-

34) the girl I mentioned b4

35) my mum

36) I give out 3rd, 4th, 5th and SOOOO many more

37) uhhh i ignore it happene?? forget I suppose

38) no 2023 was

39) like 7-8

40) ew no

51 💀) dunno

52) ig

53) read shitty fanfics

54) no

55) irl yes

56) like 6 I think

57) no

58) none

59) yes

60) its complicated

61) depends who

62) idk

63) doubt it

64) yes ew I'm not kissing a guy again

65) again? lmao, accept his feelings say I don't like him like that then continue being the same around him if he doesn't immediately drop me

66) yes

67) the guy from b4

68) I don't do shit like that ewwww

69 😫) nah

70) defo

anyways this took forever n my parents r pissed lmao oopssssz

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[mystech-master]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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24 notes - Posted September 12, 2022

#4

I feel like in my head we all think of Ragna's Azure Grimoire corruption to look more like this

When in actuality it is apparently this

(You may recognize this from the anime)

the second is dumb because that is not some dark artifact slowly corrupting you, that is just a black sleeve. It is way too neat when it connects to the shoulder.

25 notes - Posted July 26, 2022

#3

TYPE-MOON: Okay so we made these male historical figures into females

Fans: But they had female spouses/lovers

TYPE-MOON: Yeah

Fans: So they are lesbians/bisexual

TYPE-MOON: No, they were either political marriages with no feelings involved or were just friends

Fans: I said "so they are lesbians/bisexual"

TYPE-MOON: That's not what I

Fans: SO THEY ARE LESBIANS/BISEXUAL!!!!

TYPE-MOON: ..............................You know what they can F$^# everything as long as you give us money.

34 notes - Posted June 9, 2022

#2

Imagining Joker from Persona 5 with Bayonetta-style Powers/Weapons

With Bayonetta 3's release date trailer coming out it reminded me of those jokes going around when Joker was announced in Smash where Bayonetta was his mom.

So for funsies, I was speculating about what if his powers had a more Bayonetta-y twist.

I started by imagining what if he had Infernal Demons inspired by his Confidants, but I couldn't come up with something unique for all of them, as I was too locked into animalistic demons for designs and we'd have 3 big cats if I had my way (Morgana, Ann, and Yoshida).

Then I started thinking of weapons/tools that could be based on them. Lightning Boots for Ryuji, A sort of Naginata with a paintbrush-like tuft near the blade for Yusuke, Motorized Gauntlets and Greaves for Makoto, some sort of Plant-based heavy weapon for Haru, Duel Light and Dark Sabers for Akechi as sort of Joker's version of Durga/Undine (I am not just going to give Joker his teammates weapons, that feels lazy). For Takemi I was thinking a sort of Spider that shoots webs for either grappling purposes, wire attacks ala Walter from Hellsing, or stitching up/bandaging wounds (this would be its main function), Iwai and Oda would both have guns with different traits, but they could combine together. For Kawakami, I was thinking either some kind of minion maker or time power thing, since part of her Confidant is doing things for you so you can have more free time.

This is just a fun idea I was messing around with last night and I wanted to see if anyone else had any fun ideas.

If you guys could imagine Joker with either Infernal Demon summons or Demonic Weapons similar to Bayonetta's arsenal based on his Confidants, what would you give him?

42 notes - Posted July 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

So, Barghest is apparently a fan of Shonen Manga now

66 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

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[hexalene]

A non-chronological, non-comprehensive list of some of the exhausting bullshit I have had to put up with enforcing our impossibly gentle masking policy. Sometimes we were able to enforce, most of the time we just let them in. For funsies, I was injured and in a sling for most of this shit:

1. “SHUT UP you fat fucking bitch you’ll never amount to ANYTHING in your STUPID FUCKING LIFE now get OUT OF MY WAY!” *proceeds to ram her grocery cart into my side*

2. “I’m not going to comprise MY FREEDOM.”

3. *grabs screaming toddler and runs in, holding the child between us, as if that will prevent me from noticing they don’t have a mask*

4. “No, I won’t wear...oh wait, I mean I have a medical condition.”

5. “I have a medical condition. It’s like cancer, in my face. It’s too painful to wear one. It’s also too painful for the face shield. It’s cancer.”

6. “What’s it called? I have asthma, I can’t wear one.”

7. “I’m overweight. I can’t wear one.”

8. “I’m not putting that MUZZLE on my face”

9. “The virus isn’t real, idiot.”

10. “I’m in a wheelchair, I don’t have to do anything you tell me.”

11. “I have an emotional support dog.”

12. “If you give me that, I’m just going to throw it away, so don’t even bother.”

13. “My sister is in the hospital, so I don’t have to wear one.”

14. “I’m not touching that thing.”

15. “The mask is more dangerous than the virus. It’ll stop the oxygen from reaching my brain.”

16. “I served in the military.”

17. “I’m only grabbing a coffee, so like, why bother?”

18. “My sister is a nurse and she says it’s not real.”

19. “Fuck you.”

20. *ten minutes of screaming at me, the managers, and passerby about his precious American freedoms being violated*

21. Two men in qanon shirts, openly carrying firearms. Clearly desperate to fight. Did not engage.

22. “Shut up.”

23. “Look, you’re that same bitch who was here last time, I don’t fucking care, just fucking leave me alone. I’m not wearing it.”

24. *grabs the whole box and throws it in the trash*

25. “Come on sweetheart, you know this is all shit. I know you wouldn’t wear one of you didn’t have to worry about your job. It’s so awful they’re making you cover your pretty face.”

26. “I’m not ruining my lipstick.”

27. “What are you going to do about it? I’m going in no matter what.”

28. “It’s against my religion. Jesus would never wear a mask.”

29. *pretends to not speak English* (note: came in daily speaking unaccented english for a year previous, only suddenly loosing this skill with the pandemic)

30. “Is this fun for you? Do you like harassing people??” (Literally. Just. Doing. My. Job.)

31. “Open this fucking door, I’m not talking to some employee, get your fucking manager.. SHUT UP. Shut up, get the manager, I’m coming in here.”

32. *holds a tissue over their face* “this counts.” (It does not)

33. “I’m over 65.” (DUDE)

34. “I’m pregnant.” (BRO)

35. “Get your manager, I’ll take you guys to court.”

36. *refuses the mask and proceeds to wave a fucking EMF reader over my body, because apparently the virus is a ghost*

37. *holds mask on their face as if they’re putting it on, put drops it as soon as they think I can’t see.*

38. *gets mad, proceeds to SPIT ON THE PRODUCE DISPLAYS* (we had to pull and waste out the whole fucking shelf fuck this guy)

39. *physically shoves me out of the way*

40. “I’m allergic to masks. I can’t have anything on my face at all.”

41. *talks on their phone, talking louder to “drown” me out while trying to speed by*

42. *has a literal pink fuzzy sleeping mask over their mouth*

43. “This is all going to go away after the election, so don’t sit here and pretend it’s real.”

44. “The president isn’t wearing one, so I’m not wearing one.”

45. “I’ve never been to CHYNA.”

46. “I don’t support BLM” (????????????)

47. “Oh I already have it, so it doesn’t matter.” (Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!????????? IS THAT PRESENT TENSE????????? He was not allowed in, for the record.)

48. *a repeating anti-masking offender, wildly drunk and three times my size, barreled by me, proceeded to open and drink mouthwash right off the shelf. Made several sexual advances at me and another female employee, so we got to step aside while the male management dealt with him*

49. *a literal pair of panties, the creep*

50. *this dude fuckin rolls up in a fuckin $700,000 car, parks on the fire lane, leaves his fuckin door wide open with the KEYS IN THE IGNITION AND STILL RUNNING, moonwalks the fuck in with his dog, and waves me down like I’m the goddamn host at a restaurant and tells me to go get my manager, but to “take a long time, because I’ll be finishing my shopping while you’re gone, and they’re not going to stop me.”

51. *gets caught swapping price tags, AND refusing a mask* “pull that stupid thing off your face, HONEY, I can’t hear anything you’re saying.” Proceeds to tell management that I am “a serious problem, the rudest bitch she’s ever met, and she will NOT be coming back to this store. They should fire me, because she’s never been treated so rudely before. Take that little girl off the schedule. What happened to customer service?” Reminder: she was caught stealing while I was trying to enforce the mask policy.

52. *I offer a mask, get shut down with bullshit “me and my five kids and husband all have a medical condition” whatever. I say all right and go back to my station. Bitch calls the store after she leaves and screams that I discriminated against her and her family.

53. “I’m a priest.”

54. *a pair of police officers who come in while I’m stuck with a different and more boring antimasker, without masks, I try to stop them, but they laugh. Dumbasses. The station is down the street. We called and reported them to their superior. Got a NICE official apology for that one.

55. *wearing a literal fursuit, which....counts.....I guess??? This person was actually fine, but I’m on a ptsd flashback and they’re there*

56. “Only if you have toilet paper.”

57. “We can’t wear those things. How will we get herd immunity???”

58. *a pair of basketball shorts*

59. *a sock*

60. *a “mask” with the mouth cut out

61. No wait I’m stopping here, this is literally endless

Please for the love of god be kind to your essential workers, we’ve been doing the normal work routine on hardcore survivalist mode all 2020, and I am so ready for the vaccine please please please let this year end

[follow-bsdtakanenohana-instead]

One year ago today I began playing Mystic Messenger. One year ago today— even though I wouldn’t know it for a few months yet— I met the fictional character that would become my fictional husband. To celebrate that I am posting this OTP questions list, and another one to follow, and I’ll be spamming some posts.

1) we both are 💖😘

2) trying to get through our stressful problems as a result of Saeyoung’s past and how it affects us now and how we should deal with it.

3) depends

4) did this really have to include “no sexual”? Anyways, it’s just hang out together, talking or doing any activity while talking, or even cuddling together.

5) He drives. I ride shotgun

6) I physically cannot carry him so he carries me.

7) oooo okay here’s the list I had saved onto my notes explaining this:

my nicknames for him are honey🍯 & babe💞 +the occasional 707💻 shortened to 7 (it’s only used bc I’m his 606📱) but he loves it best when I call him by his real name, Saeyoung. I also joke about him being my pet (cat mostly, but I have told him he has more of a dog personality lol). his nicknames for me are various and most are rarely used bc they’re just for funsies/a joke. honey🍯 & babe💞 are used most bc they’re also my names for him, along with 606📱, sweetie💝 (dragged out a bit), kitty (or referring to me as a cat), my galaxy☄️⭐️🌙🪐☀️ (my world equivalent), and of course “my” name (self insert’s) Gabriela.

8) he does!

9) I only do if I’m alone bc I hate my voice. But he’ll do it in front of others.

10) me

11) he

12) we

13) uh…our tastes both vary a lot so it depends on what you mean by “weird”.

14) he does but only bc I order the same things all the time.

15) me

16) 😐😑

(both, but mostly me at first lolol)

17) both! depends on what’s going on as to who does.

18) we’re always holding hands or very near each other, it’s hard to tell who grabs for the other first.

19) Saeyoung does

20) I am

21) neither bc we have enough animals but it’s more likely to be me bc I can’t help wanting to save the poor things.

22) he does, bc he’s taller

23) many would think it would be Saeyoung but he’s respectful of my anxiety and would never publicly embarrass me, even if done goodnaturedly.

24) he does, only bc I absolutely refuse!

25) both (but the questions aren’t weird for us, we’re already weird so they’re normal :p)

26) me. But on accident! Somehow I always end up wrapped up in them when I wake up. It’s why Saeyoung likes sleeping right next to me so much. It’s the only way he’s guaranteed blankets XD

27) he does

28) me

29) we don’t drink coffee

30) me. but he did cry while watching one particular movie.

31) sorta both of us? but at the same time we’re like “nah this is whatever”

32) I sometimes cut his hair. But I mainly leave it to the professionals.

33) he did

34) his friends knew as it was developing

35) his friends and family ship us (lol). my friends are supportive, my family is worried.

36) to everybody’s surprise, it’s Saeyoung

37) I do

38) me

39) he does (I play along tho)

40) inappropriate things as in sexual things? neither. Inappropriate things as in “not appropriate for this situation”? both, but most likely he’s doing it

41) he makes me laugh more, but I make him laugh too! Just not as much.

42) it depends on what the reassurance is about. I need it about almost everything. He needs it about me not leaving when things get tough, or that somehow things will get better.

43) pfft. we’re both too smart to ever land in jail.

44) hmm. idk

45) Saeyoung. Only bc I can’t sing :,(

46) wait for the other to come back. Lol no, we can manage to not be around each other all the time. We just, go on about our days.

47) not a headcanon since I decide what’s canon, so this is canon, but bc of his extremely unhealthy lifestyle when he was young, he dies earlier than he should, and his last 7 years of life were tougher than they should have been. He dies at 77 (so my s/i is 75). So my s/i has to live on without him…

48) until age 70, Saeyoung’s physical health is fine so he and my s/i live a happy life. My s/i never has major physical health issues. They enjoy 57 years of marriage. Though they had mental and emotional problems for the first few years of their marriage, they both agree that their lives got better and happier once they met the other. Even though they both know soulmates aren’t actually real, and Saeyoung refers to his brother as his other half (since they’re twins), they still know that the connection they share is a rare thing. It’s as if they were literally made for the other, destined to be together, they’re so perfect for each other…

[of-another-broken-heart]

I got the J&J one-dose vaccine Wednesday. 

I kept track of my side effects, gonna slap them here for funsies.

The next 24 hours or so are gonna be fun because I get to be like Hmm is this a vaccine side effect, or is it a normal thing I deal with that's chosen an unfortunate time to Be Worse? So far (5 hours) nothing noticeable.

7 hours after vaccine: chills? maybe? could also just be colder tonight than it was yesterday. fatigue is about the same as usual, still.

10 hour update: slight nausea and body aches. once again, these are things that I deal with normally anyway, so whether they're from the vaccine or just my Normal Fucked Self is ??? an unsolvable mystery.

12 hour update: nausea is worse. unsure if it's smart to TRY to eat something, or if doing so will actually make me sick. FUN.

have eaten a little. no real change in nausea. frustrating.

14 hours later Injection site sore as hell. Hurts enough to make getting to sleep more difficult than usual. And it's never been easy. And still slightly nauseous.

19 hours after Bad chills happened. Body aches and injection site soreness and nausea all ramped up. I either have a slight fever or I'm just radiating heat from fighting the chills under all my blankets. I am going back to bed.

25 hours very fatigued. nausea has mostly chilled out, so getting some fluids and cottage cheese in me. still have some chills and/or a mild fever (I tend to run ~96, I'm 97.5). headache. body sore/aches still. some muscle stiffness, but that could be unrelated.

30 hours update my head is killing me. nausea comes and goes, seems mostly due to the headache and persistent chills. dizzy/slight vertigo, again I chalk this up to the head pain. stubbornness broken, I'm gonna take some kind of pain killer after I eat a little soup.

34 hours: tylenol made a huge difference. mitigated nearly all the head pain. been sweating a ton instead of being freezing?? but still no actual fever. still achy and fatigued and light-headed but nowhere near as bad as earlier.

37 hours: tylenol again for sleep time, because I need to be able to actually sleep (not just lay in bed for hours) because I need to drive and not die tomorrow. did I mention it's sleep time? tried to watch CR but I'm a granny.

46 hours: possible last update. I think I'm back to my personal normal, as far as fatigue and body aches go. only persisting vaccine element is injection site soreness, which is also normal for me.

I’m past the 48 hour mark now. Definitely just feel like I’m back at my baseline level of busted. Just Now With Death Protection! (against Covid-19)

[takaraphoenix]

The Ultimate Barbie Ranking

(at least according to me)

Though seriously, rarely seen such a diversely differently ranked franchise before because I have looked up some individual rankings and it’s bonkers how much they all differ and differ from mine too. So, obviously, as taste is an individual thing, this is the ultimate ranking according to Phoe and I suspect not many are going to agree with me on it.

And instead of just making a list of 36 positions, how about I present them to you split up into sections? And for funsies, we start with the worst and work our way up to the best!

Because that’s how I kept order of my ranking while watching them too. It’s just a bit harder to keep track if you try to find the ultimate spot from the get-go and have to readjust after every movie. So I put them into one of five categories each and ranked them within those categories. Shall we?

Bottom of the barrel: The ones I completely dislike

31. The Magic of Pegasus 32. Barbie & her Sisters in: A Pony Tale 33. Thumbelina 34. Video Game Hero 35. A Christmas Carol 36. The Barbie Diaries

Let’s talk about them real quick - and I do mean real quick because I am including the links to the in-depth reviews in this list and honestly I’ll be here all day if I’d go deep into all 36 movies here again...

The Magic of Pegasus was the first Barbie movie I disliked, but I did cut it some slack on the ranking because it was also Barbie’s very first original movie so it figures there are some kinks to work out.

A Pony Tale is a very stale Horse Movie with little charm or personality and I didn’t like how Skipper was so much of a baby boomer’s parody version of a gen z. Also... horses but with pink strands... wow that’s special... (Seriously unicorns may have saved this one but as it stood? Not good.)

Thumbelina is just a horrible awful rip-off of FernGully - and that’s insane because Thumbelina the fairy tale has literally nothing to do with that movie. If this was labeled as an original movie, it would have ranked higher, but to make their FernGully rip-off pretend it’s a Thumbelina adaptation while having literally nothing to do with the fairy tale aside from the hero’s name...? Nah man, not a fan of that kind of nonsense. If you are adapting something, actually adapt it, or leave it and just make an original movie.

Video Game Hero just didn’t appeal to me on any level, very overcrowded, the game like layout makes it incredibly boring and the design was obnoxious.

A Christmas Carol was genuinely the biggest mistake this franchise ever made because it erased all of Barbie’s charm and personality by forcing her into the role of Scrooge and that was just... such an inherently bad take.

But still, Barbie Diaries wins as the overall worst Barbie movie. It barely is even a movie, it’s just every single teen rom com trope ever stacked together in a trenchcoat, really. And somehow this manages to have the worst animation of all of the movies, despite being the 8th overall movie? But even the very first Barbie movie had better animation than this one! An absolute failure.

The Not Good Ones

26. A Perfect Christmas 27. The Secret Door 28. Barbie & Her Sisters: A Puppy Chase 29. Princess Power 30. Spy Squad

Not as offensively bad as the last bunch of movies, but also just... really not good movies.

The Secret Door, Princess Power and Spy Squad all suffer from being inherently too overly girly in an obnoxious way. All Barbie movies aim into being girly, but most manage to lean into it in a cool or empowering way. These are just... pink and annoying. This is what I would have expected Barbie movies to be from a cynical point of view.

A Perfect Christmas is less completely bad as it is more just... too much of a cliche I suppose. Also, I’m just not a Christmas movie person.

And A Puppy Chase managed to take the momentum from the first puppy-featuring movie away by making the puppies annoying plot-devices that just served to stretch the movie out instead of giving them something to do.

The Solid Middle

21. The Princess and the Popstar 22. Princess Charm School 23. Fairytopia 3: Magic of the Rainbow 24. A Fashion Fairytale 25. A Fairy Secret

We have officially entered the Top 25 of this list and with that, movies actually worth ranking. Still, among those Top 25 these were the five... worst. But they’re not actively bad. Hence the solid middle. Neither good nor bad, just... movies that can be fun but aren’t overwhelming.

Princess and the Popstar would be ranked far higher if Princess and the Pauper didn’t exist, but the fact that after 19 movies they decided to retell a fairy tale they already adapted obviously puts it into direct competition to their first adaptation of the story - and that one was just superior. So while on its own not necessarily bad, it gets bumped down a lot by the existence of a better version of the same story within this franchise. Also, lot of things about this movie that bothered me.

Princess Charm School is a movie I have a strange relationship with because I really dislike it while also really liking it at the same time so it really ought to be in the solid middle.

And... just... look at those five side by side and look at A Fairy Secret and Magic of the Rainbow. They could be variant covers for the exact same movie. That’s one of the reasons why they’re down here because they are very generic and not trying too hard.

With A Fashion Fairytale there were just a lot of in-universe things that bothered me and made me bump it down. This one is just not good storytelling, even if the characters were very appealing.

The Ten Good Ones!

11. The Three Musketeers 12. A Mermaid Tale 13. Mariposa and her Butterfly Fairy Friends 14. A Mermaid Tale 2 15. Mariposa and the Fairy Princess 16. Rapunzel 17. Fairytopia 18. Rock ‘n Royals 19. The Pearl Princess 20. Swan Lake

The first three of this list were in my top five for a long time, but more and more good ones had come out and I had to reevaluate just how much of my ranking of them was pure nostalgia. Have to admit, with Rapunzel the purple dragon really did most of the things that made me like the movie, while Swan Lake on the rewatch was actually kind of a disappointment...

Less words to say about these ones. I just really liked these movies - though one thing to say is that if I’m very honest, it is a tight spot between the two Mariposa movies and the two Mermaid Tale movies, all four are really good and it’s hard to pick which one is better on the overall, so take those with a bit of leeway.

The Top 10 REALLY Good Movies!

1. The Diamond Castle 2. The Princess and the Pauper 3. Star Light Adventure 4. Dolphin Magic 5. The Pink Shoes 6. Barbie & her Sisters in: The Great Puppy Adventure 7. The Island Princess 8. Fairytopia 2: Mermaidia 9. The 12 Dancing Princesses 10. The Nutcracker

Still blown away that the 33rd Barbie movie managed to get into my Top 3... I’m really glad those movies kept improving and being good throughout, even with the occasional bad one.

Also stunned that two sequels made the Top 10 - particuarly since the first ones didn’t.

And yes, even after I did see all 36 Barbie movies, The Diamond Castle still remains my number one. It is just too impressive that this is an original movie - they worked proper fairy tale tropes into this so well and seamlessly to make it look like an adaptation of an actually existing fairy tale! I love this movie.

So, there you have it. All 36 Barbie movies ranked, for the like three people who care. But it was genuinely fun. the watching, for one, and the ranking. I like making lists.

I do think that to anyone who enjoys animated movies in general, the top 10 I came out of with really should be a must watch, even if all 36 seem too much for you, because those are just genuinely good animated movies.

[poems-of-a-lover]

ALRIGHT LETS DO IT

1. i have a lot but rn it's mainly peter parker/matt murdock/foggy nelson

2. lighter, i struggle with matches

3. NO? ITS COLD HERE.

4. not really any tbh

5. light brown

6. for funsies

7. scrunchies, they're less damaging and painful to take out of my hair

8. i think 3

9. neither, i don't drink coffee. id prefer hot coffee if i did tho

10. depends on who

11. i loved being in my high school's marching band before i graduated, i played the flute for 7 years

12. bad. im tired.

13. last night for dinner (it is 6 am rn)

14. y e s it's one of my favorite smells

15. no, i do have two cats and a pitt, tho

16. nope

17. farsighted

18. i sometimes use curl cream when i wanna be extra but usually just shampoo and conditioner

19. if u asked, definitely, im just not very good at it

20. soda

21. i have a little white cat stuffed animal that ive had since i was like a newborn

22. idk it depends on the criteria

23. i love it, perfect for hoodies and sweaters

24. just talking, watching the sky

25. lotion, i think most perfumes are way too heavily scented and it gives me a headache

26. the last time i talked to my dad on the phone bc he bailed on coming to my graduation

27. not many, i rarely get to sleep thru the night

28. yeah, i wear my mask everywhere still

29. hot, very hot with a lot of pressure

30. no, i try not to leave dishes in here bc i don't want my cats getting to them

31. it depends on the situation, whether im overstimulated or understimulated or something, but mainly just my normal music at full volume

32. yeah, it's really fluffy and i try to use that one every time i shower

33. i don't really go on adventures so idk

34. theres quite a few, i listen to a lot of music all the time

35. i think it's est?? like 99% sure but i don't wanna google it im tired

36. i think this is the 3rd url ive had for this account

37. one of my best friends, she's off serving in the military rn

38. i like the dove soaps, that's normally what we get at home bc they're really cheap

39. yeah, sometimes

40. well it's early so ill say yesterday but yes i had a bag of popcorn at the football game i went to for my little sister

41. i dont

42. discord or tiktok

43. im such a baby when it comes to spice, i once cried and drank a whole water bottle bc i had one spicy cheeto

44. i don't think i would use it tbh, my mental state could NOT handle that

45. yes bc i actually did something instead of staying in bed all day, i normally can't remember shit bc i don't have the motivation to do anything different day to day

46. GOOD QUESTION i really like the nightmare before christmas

47. a message to my friend about her college classes

48. i haven't, im underage and i just don't think it's appealing to me tbh

49. no, im so shit at skipping rocks and i hate it bc that would be such a cool skill to have

50. absolutely!! tag me in whatever

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

[deejayers]

9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word?

Alrighty, finally got the laptop up to answer this! Just way easier than trying to do it on my phone lol onwards, to the answers!!!

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9. I am 5 feet 7 inches! Am tol compared to most of my friends.

10. I tend to wear an 8.5-9, depending on the shoe.

11. Uhhhhhh... probably somewhere around 20ish? But I routinely use maybe 5 pairs.

12. I very rarely remember my dreams but I had one last night in which I was comforting an Indian friend of mine (that I actually have never seen before and have no idea where he came from???) in his time of need with hugs and reassurances that everything would be okay. Idk lol

13. Uhhh... talents are hard. I’m not so much talented at anything as I am skilled, I feel like? Cause I feel like- OH WAIT. I’M VERY TALENTED AT FALLING GRACEFULLY. Also I have a natural talent for grappling or at least that’s what I was told. Other than that, I feel like everything else I’m good at is because of dedicated practice not because of natural aptitude.

14. I do not think I’m psychic in any way but I don’t really know. I have seen my deceased grandfather before. Does that count?

29. I have not been skinny dipping! I’ve wanted to but never had a good place to do so.

30. I sleep with one pillow and two stuffed wolves, one I’ve had since I was about 2 years old and the other that I bought earlier this year.

31. I usually sleep on my belly with my arms up around my head and my stuffed wolves under my shoulders. Sometimes I’ll sleep on my side and cuddling a wolf or on my back with them close by but I snore really badly on my back so I try not to sleep that way unless I’m alone.

32. I live in a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom mobile home that has a permanent foundation. The living room is the biggest part of the whole thing.

33. Now that just depends on the day and how much money I have lol but most of the time if I eat breakfast it’s going to either be a yummy breakfast drink I buy at the grocery store, a breakfast bowl made by Jimmy Deans, or just straight up sugar-and-creamer-drowned coffee.

34. Man oh man oh man, I have fired so many guns lmao. I’ve sent thousands and thousands of rounds down range from many different calibers. Favorite was shooting the .50 cal mounted on a humvee. I have a my own pistol that I used to carry but it’s really too big for what I like so I plan to either sell it or just get a smaller one and keep that one for funsies.

35. I have and I wish there was someone near me to teach me how to actually do it!! It would be so much fun and honestly I would love to be good enough to be able to shoot from my horse as it was moving. Mounted archery would be a dream come true!!!

36. Currently my favorite clean word is GRUNTLED. The word itself makes me so happy!!!

37. My favorite swear word always has and always will be FUCK. It’s just so versatile and flows so wonderfully. It can mean literally anything, go literally anywhere in a sentence! It’s my second favorite F word, first one being food. Cause I am a fatass and I love food lol

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These were a lot of fun to answer @balladofthesadcat! Thank you for always sending me asks even if it does take me a while to answer sometimes! <3

[cartoonus-maximus]

I decided to fill out that one Monster High doll collector questionnaire for funsies.

Anyone who wants to see what my opinions are, click the ‘read more.’

Questionnaire by @cryptoriascollectiblog.

1) Introduce yourself and tell us how long you’ve been collecting Monster High dolls!

I’m Max (female), and I’ve been marginally interested in the MH line of dolls ever since they came out, but I’ve only been buying them for about 5 years now.

2) How many MH dolls do you have?

I own 23 dolls (if you count Sandy de Nile as a doll).

3) Is Monster High your favorite doll line? Why or why not?

To me, MH is on equal footing with Barbie. I like the MH characters, but I’m not a super big fan of their original fashions, and I’m just more pleased by Barbie’s clothes and hair styles. But, on that note, while Barbie is appealing and comfortable to me, I really appreciate how quirky and wacky the MH characters can look.

4) Who’s your favorite MH ghoul?

Frankie Stein, no doubt about it. I really like her visual aesthetics, and her face has always been super cute, and her color schemes go so well together, and agh, she’s so precious! Three of my dolls are Frankie and I love them.

5) Favorite Manster?

Definitely Jackson Jekyll. And I like him for a lot of the same reasons I like Frankie: colors, face, aesthetics, etc.

6) Do you own any dolls of your favorite ghoul and/or manster? How many?

Again, I own three Frankies, and I also own one Jackson. When I saw the Frankie/Jackson graveyard picnic 2-pack, I had to get it. I also have the ‘I <3 Fashion’ Frankie and the comic-themed reboot Frankie.

7) Do you own any playsets? If so which one(s)? If not, is there a reason?

No, I don’t. Playsets as a concept don’t really appeal to me these days.

8) Of the original main ghouls (including Ghoulia, Spectra and Abbey) which is your favorite? Got any dolls of them?

Ahem, Frankie. Aside from the obvious, I’m also a fan of Cleo, Draculaura, and Spectra. I have a Cleo doll (reboot family set) and I’m pretty happy with her.

9) Favorite character with only one doll release?

I wanna say Kjersti as my top fave (I’m a sucker for the little nordic gamer), but second tier would probably go to either Porter or Neighthan (I like their dolls, but not their characters).

10) Character with too many dolls (in your opinion?)

Depending on whether you see the baby siblings as actual dolls or not, I’m gonna have to say Sandy de Nile, who has had 2 releases, which was 1 too many in my opinion. It’s not like the two versions look drastically different or anything - only the torso got painted a little differently. That’s all. What’s the point?

I don’t know about the conventional dolls.

11) Any character you would’ve liked to see in a doll line that didn’t make it? (i.e. Lagoona in Sweet Screams or Draculaura in Power Ghouls, etc)

Lol, ‘Geek Shriek’ Holt would have absolutely killed me.

‘Dead Tired’ Howleen & Twyla 2-pack.

‘Sweet Screams’ Rochelle as macaroon and wafer cookies and hot cocoa.

12) Any ideas you would’ve liked to see in a doll line?

I would have rather they just expanded on some of the lines they started but only did like 3 dolls in.

But I would have liked to have seen a line that was just centered around gaming, where each character has a different game theme. Like, Cleo has a tabletop RPG theme, Ghoulia has competitive chess or something, and Jinafire or someone has a Candy Crush-like app game theme. I think that would have been a cool line.

13) Is there a “grail” MH doll for you? If so do you own it?

‘Little Dead Riding Wolf,’ and no, I do not currently own her. (I am such a sucker for Little Red Riding Hood, leave me alone.)

14) Thoughts on the cancelled Ever After High crossover?

I’m honestly glad they didn’t go through with it, because by the time they got around to seriously talking about it, I was so sure it was going to turn out really badly.

Besides, their choice of not doing it has given the fans the freedom to tell a crossover story in whatever way they choose.

15) Thoughts on the 2016 reboot faces?

I think they’re cute! I really like them! :-D

16) Thoughts on the 2016 “Monster Family” line?

It’s an adorable idea! And I’ve wanted other siblings for so many of the characters (especially the Wolfs and the de Niles) for such a long time now.

17) How bout the SDCC exclusives? What was your favorite? Do you own any?

I don’t own any. And honestly, I never paid that much attention to what doll was a San Diego exclusive and what wasn’t.

I think my favorites are super-fan Ghoulia, and the Whisp/Valentine 2-pack.

18) How about Amazon exclusives?

The special Skelita is very pretty. The family got her for my collector sister as a gift. She’s a very lovely figure.

19) Favorite Frankie Stein doll?

... I can’t choose. I love so many.

Of the three I own, I think the one from the graveyard picnic 2-pack is my favorite.

20) Favorite Draculaura doll?

I’m gonna have to say the ‘Dance the Fright Away’ reboot doll is my favorite Lala, with a close second of her ‘Classrooms’ doll. ‘Snow Bite’ and ‘Sweet 1600′ and ‘Sweet Screams’ are also really great.

21) Favorite Clawdeen Wolf doll?

‘Frights Camera Action’ Clawdeen.

22) Favorite Cleo de Nile doll?

The one from that 2-pack with Ghoulia that almost made it to Comic-Con but didn’t? Where Cleo is dressed in all her royal burial trappings? Love it.

23) Favorite Lagoona Blue doll?

‘Ghoul’s Night Out’ Lagoona.

24) Favorite Ghoulia Yelps doll?

Either the one from the ‘Mad Science’ 2-pack with Cleo, or the one from the ‘Scaris: city of frights’ line.

25) Favorite Spectra Vondergeist doll?

‘Picture Day’ Spectra, who’s both pretty and super spooky! A good combo!

26) Favorite Abbey Bominable doll?

Either ‘Coffin Bean’ or ‘Music Festival.’

27) Favorite Venus McFlytrapp doll?

‘Gloom and Bloom’ Venus.

28) Favorite Rochelle Goyle doll?

‘Freak du Chic’ Rochelle is super cute!

29) Favorite Operetta doll?

Either ‘Picture Day’ or ‘Monster Scaritage.’

30) Favorite Toralei Stripe doll?

I’m not really drawn to any of the Toralei dolls, honestly. But I do own one - the one from the ‘Fierce Rockers’ 2-pack with Catty, whose face I like but whose outfit I dislike.

31) Favorite Jinafire Long doll?

‘New Scaremester’ Jin.

32) Favorite Skelita Calaveras doll?

‘Monster Scaritage’ Skelita.

33) Favorite Howleen Wolf doll?

Her original doll, from the 2-pack with Clawdeen.

34) Favorite Twyla Bogeyman doll?

Either original or ‘Coffin Bean.’

35) What do you do with your dolls? (Display them, take photos of them, etc)

I usually just arrange them on a shelf in my room. I’ve also enjoyed designing and sewing outfits for them in the past, but I haven’t done that in awhile.

36) Is Monster High the only doll line you collect? Why or why not?

I co-own a Barbie collection with my sister, but MH is the most recent collection I’ve bought for.

37) Do you still collect Monster High dolls? (i.e. scour the internet and/or secondhand stores?)

I mean, if I happen to see one I like that I can afford, I might get it. But it’s not something I tend to go out of my way to look for.

38) There’s a lot of new Monster doll/toy lines out now: thoughts if any?

... Are there a lot? I honestly don’t keep track of toy lines that closely these days.

39) And finally, what’s your favorite thing about Monster High? Can be past or present!

I came for the puns and I stayed for the quirky aesthetics and outlandish character designs. And I’m still having fun with those things, even if Mattel and most of the fandom have all moved on (as evidenced by my fanarts).

[sapiomorph]

12, 26, 34, 48

12.Vegetable or meat?---I am the mightiest of carnivores! Right up until the small intestine starts complaining.

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?---Currently, short. I wanted to have an A-cut for funsies.

34.Is Christmas stressful?---For me, its never been. I’m sure that’ll change once I start hosting stuff like my Mom does.

48.Shy OR open?---Open. If I don’t fully understand or know things, the broken mind has a field day, which isn’t a good. 

(Thank you!)

[idk-i-want-mcl-content]

For the funsies

1. Barbie, Amino de Corazón de Melón de 2016 and game sites like Club Penguin.

2.

3. Barbie Princess Charm School, Coraline and Encanto.

4. All the nicknames I have for my little sister are inside jokes.

5. I wanted more mcl content.

6. The best is the amount of content about my multiple interest, the bad is that I can find things that aren't really kind to my mental health...

7. Shit like the Mandela Catalogue because they make me overthink and loose my sanity. Like in TMC case it's just a web series, right? But I'm so used to translate fiction into reality that it suddenly makes me feel insecure.

8. None.

9. I was 4 years old, my dad took me to a village named Panchimalco. The thing is, we were there because he was going to hang w his friend a little. His friend asked him to serve some alcoholic drinks because he (the friend) had an event and my dad said yes. My work was to put little umbrellas on top of the drinks. They were lining up while waiting for the 4 y/o yo put a little colorful umbrella on their glass of ron.

10. As anyone else, but I take more time to show my emotions because I over think them and how they are going to affect the other person.

11. The feeling of wanting to know more about someone on an intimate level, to create a connection w them so unique that ends up making you feel romantic attraction.

12. If you don't feel comfortable doing something and you are in the position to stop it, do it.

13. Answering this b4 going to sleep.

14. Learn how to dance properly, talk in public without feeling sick.

15. The feeling of "I belong here"

16. I don't really know.

17. Rambling and being heard, doing something that makes other people happy, being understood without words and more than everything, having time to process my feelings without anyone noticing.

18. I mean, I believe there are fucking dinosaurs at the ocean so yeah.

19. Any day? Feeling satisfied with something I have done. For today, being supportive for my sister.

20. Being able to finally rest in peace. The feeling of finally falling asleep is always so precious to me, taking into account that it comes after my mind wanders through any kind of dumb little fictional scenario I want it to go.

21. Mmm yeah? I mean, part of my life is given a sense because of it, so I guess I am.

22. They are really kind, they listen to me and they are honest and grateful. Plus, they are really funny.

23. They lied so many times when they knew they didn't needed to do it, they talked shit about really nice people and they are really proud of appearing proud about lying.

24. I'm proud of knowing that everyone deserves to be treated with kindness, because there's some people who never in their life's fully understood that.

25. In my country we only have like, summer and winter lol umm... Winter ig because I can spend more time on my home.

26. I like all colors because they are all wonderful.

27. My name shortened and it's variations, sapa (by my bestie), dumbass (by myself), hermana (by my lil sister, we call each other hermana [sister in spanish] 'cause it feels weird to call us by our names), morena de agua dulce (by one of my uncles)

28. Letters people make me <3

29. I tried to calm myself down and understand why I feel sad, if it's something I can overcome at the moment then I do it, if it's something like a really long process then I accept my feelings and try to manage my emotions to not cry. But from time to time I do give myself time to cry.

30. Photos of my little dumb dog. Iove him, I really do <3

31. Depends on the mood, but leaning more towards organized.

32. I'm using tumblr app so 1

33. Playing videogames while I increase my English understanding ability counts?

34. When people lie to me. Truth always ends up being known.

35. No.

36. Walls up.

37. Though I romantically was interested in a boy but it's just aesthetic attraction after all.

38. Talk that talk by TWICE, Bubblegum Q.Q. by Qimu.

39. lilsimsie's nightmare legacy challenge consumed my life.

40. I eat my nails without really noticing until it hurts.

questions I think would be fun to be asked

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

show us a picture of your handwriting?

3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

what made you start your blog?

what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?

what scares you the most and why?

any reacquiring dreams?

tell a story about your childhood

would you say you’re an emotional person?

what do you consider to be romance?

what’s some good advice you want to share?

what are you doing right now?

what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

name 3 things that make you happy

do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

favourite thing about the day?

favourite things about the night?

are you a spiritual person?

say 3 things about someone you love

say 3 things about someone you hate

what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

fave season and why?

fave colour and why?

any nicknames?

do you collect anything?

what do you do when you’re sad?

what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?

are you messy or organised?

how many tabs do you have open right now?

any hobbies?

any pet peeves?

do you trust easily?

are you an open book or do you have walls up?

share a secret

fave song at the moment?

youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?

any bad habits?

[baguettelord]

Oh Look, A Meme Thingy...

I found dis by stalking @cactuarkitty​ ^-^

1) Name/nickname: Courtney(ugh), Chook (uuggghhhhhh)

2) Gender: Female

3) Star sign: Aquarius

4) Height: 5′2 I think?

5) Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff :D

6) Favourite animal: I love cats, and foxes, but my biggest love would have to be Australian Magpies and Currawongs. They both have the most beautiful calls. ;o;

7) Hours of sleep: I usually need at least 10 to function properly. Sometimes I get as much as 14 hours sleep.

8) Dogs or cats: Both! I’ve never had a pet dog, though. Its hard when you’re in a rental. My cats are my babies <3

9) Number of blankets: I usually have 3 on my bed throughout the year - two doonahs and a mink. I can’t sleep and feel secure unless I have something heavy covering me (40+ degree nights suck)

10) Dream trip: Oh man its hard to choose. Its kind of a tie between America, Scandanavia, New Zealand and the UK. Probably Scandanavia tbh.

11) Dream job: I’d love to be a social worker or a youth worker. OR BOTH.

12) Time: 9:43pm

13) Birthday: Feb 15th

14) Favorite Bands: ABBA (I guess they aren’t really a band, but whatever), Avenged Sevenfold, Imagine Dragons, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nightwish, Queen, Within Temptation.

15) Favorite Solo Artists: Kesha, Missy Higgins, Robbie Williams, Shania Twain...

16) Song Stuck In My Head: Annie’s Song ~ John Denver

17) Last Movie I Watched: Uhhm..The Conjuring 2 (I watched the last 1/3 of it alone and cried from being scared)

18) Last Show I Watched: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh I think it was Sherlock?

19) When Did I Create My Blog: Forever ago, I don’t even remember .-.

20) What Do I Post/Reblog: Not much at the moment D: Mostly Mass Effect, Dragon Age and The Witcher. I also reblog Stargate and Star Wars stuff <3

21) Last Thing I Googled: The name of a shitty place in Sydney

22) Other Blogs: Nope. I struggle to run ONE blog. I’d die if I had more than that xD

23) Do I Get Asks: On occasion. Very rarely though, since I don’t have a ton of followers AND I don’t post often enough. ;-;

24) Why I Choose My URL: Its based off a poem I wrote in 2006 way back when I was in a craze about ‘My Country’ by Dorothea Mackeller (Its awesome, you should read that shit bro)

25) Following: 96 awesome people

26) Followers: 131 holy shit so many O_O <3

27) Lucky Number: 7

28) Favorite Instrument: Piano/Organ - My grandma has had one for as long as I can remember, with a book of christmas carols resting on the stand. The first song I taught myself to play was ‘Silent Night’ by singing the notes G A G E over and over xD

29) What Am I Wearing: Leggings, A tank with holes in it, and a hoodie.

30) Favorite Food: I dunno tbh. Probably ice blocks.

31) Nationality: Bogan af (that’s like the Australian version of a redneck)

32) Favorite Song: Uhm..its hard to nail down one at the moment. ‘Dream A Little Dream Of Me’ is giving me big feels rn.

33) Last Book Read: I am guilty of having not read in a VERY long time. Last book I was reading was ‘Dark Serpent’ by Kylie Chan...didn’t finish it though. ;-;

34) Top Three Fictional Universes I’d Like To Join: Stargate <3, Mass Effect <3 or The Witcher <3

I’ll tag @nairje and @r-shepard but tbh you should all do this just for funsies. 

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50 DND Questions

1. What do you think your d&d race would be? Proabably human. If I get the choice, I’d like to be either an Elf or Dragonborn. I’d be cool with either of those. 

2. What class? Mostly likely a fighter? I’m not religious enough for a cleric, and not smart enough for a sorcerer or wizard. I like the idea of being able to throw hands. 

3. What two feats would you have? I’d want the Alert feat, and more than likely the Lucky feat. Alert means my initiative gets improved, and Lucky means that I can reroll a bad throw. Those would get used a lot. 

4. What has been your favorite d&d character you've played? (NPCs count for DMs) I’ve only got the two for now, but Liander’s been getting the most love. She’s probably my favorite. 

5. Which of your d&d characters has been the most like you? Oh, Liander, without a doubt. She’s pretty close to my baseline personality.

6. Which of your d&d characters has been the least like you? And that would be Cade. Cade is just this side of Chaotic Evil, so she’s a little harder for me to get into the right headspace for. Playing her takes a lot out of me, to be honest. 

7. How do you go about making a character or NPC? That’s hard to say - I give the session about an hour or so to feel it out, and let the personalities develop naturally over time. My playing style is reactive, so I let the situation dictate how said character would respond. 

8. What is the most memorable natural 20 you've ever experienced? That would be with Cade. I’d rolled to take out a stone giant, suplexed them (because she’s a barbarian and her strength stat is wild), then chopped his dick off with my battleaxe like I was swinging a golf club. It uh, made an impression on the rest of the party, and the rest of the enemies. 

9. Has one of your d&d characters ever died? How? Not yet, so don’t jinx me! I’m still attached to both of them, and would like to keep them around! 

10. What is your favorite class to play? So far, it’s been my ranger. She’s fun, and I’m digging the whole ‘animals as companions’ thing she’s got going. 

11. Have you ever fought a dragon? Yes. Between Cade and Paileous, we cut it’s head off. It’s currently a trophy back at home base. Got a lot of gold for our trouble, too. 

12. Have you ever fought a beholder? NO. Not entirely sure I wanna, either! 

13. Have you ever fought a mind flayer? No, but it’s coming up. My buddy is having us roll new characters for the Underdark campaign. I might try a cleric just for funsies. 

14. Have you ever had a romance with an NPC or another PC? Nope. I am here to tell you that neither of my characters is looking for any of that. Liander’s too busy, and Cade is a halfling barbarian surrounded by equally questionable Drow paladins and rouges. No thanks. 

15. Do you prefer to DM or play?  I have no desire to DM. I’ve only been playing for a little while, and I’m not creative enough to attempt it. I’ll stick to playing. I’m good at that. 

16. What is your favorite D&D pod/vodcast? I’ve been listening to Critical Role - I’m relistening to the Whitestone/Chroma Conclave arcs. I love No Mercy Percy so much. 

17. Who is your favorite "celebrity dm?" I only know the one - Matt Mercer. 

18. Do you use props/minis/terrain in your game? Very rarely. I think we’ve only had like, two sessions that actually had terrain and mini’s. 

19. How did you discover D&D? My friends. I sat in on one of their games, and just for the hell of it, they rolled me a character, and thus Cade was born. 

20. If you run a homebrew game, give an out of context spoiler. I’m not running it, but smuggling is a thing, and the dude we’re smuggling for is someone whose face is on a wanted poster in my pocket. 

21. Drop a picture of a mini you painted (if applicable) Sorry, I don’t have any minis. They’re all with my DM. 

22. Write a brief scene centered around one of your characters! Uh, hang on -  "That was nice. I didn't ask you to get it for me, and I distinctly remember telling you I can get my own. Not my fault you don't listen worth a damn." Liander says with a slight grin. She doesn't know why, but she likes poking at Chancel. Not many folks react the way he does, and the scowl he sends her just makes her grin wider. "Come on. I cannot possibly be the only one who's pointed that out to you." 

 "Yeah, me. Two minutes ago." Zulth mutters into his mug.

23. Do you have any art of your characters? Yeah, one of my more artistic friends drew a sketch of Liander for me, complete with her cat on her shoulder. It’s pretty cool. It’s also huge, which is why I’m not posting it here. 

24. Have you ever played any TTRPGs other than D&D? No, this is my first foray into TTRPGs. 

25. What is your favorite snack for d&d? I reach for Cheetos or Doritos usually. They’re good, crunchy snacks. 

26. If you could have one potion from d&d, which one would you choose? If I could just load up on superior healing potions for life, I’d be a happy woman. 

27. If you could cast one spell from d&d, which would you cast? Fireball. That’s a nice equalizer, I think. 

28. What is the most memorable natural 1 you've experienced? Oh man. That would be with Liander this time. She was trying to sneak into a well fortified part of the city, and tamper with the water supply for one family. Well, I had to roll to hop the fence to do so, rolled a natural one, my foot caught in the fence, and there was a dog right in front of me. Landed on my face, and got bitten for my trouble. Still got the mission done, though. 

29. Have you ever been drunk playing d&d? I’ve been buzzed. Does that count? 

30. Homebrew or prewritten? Both? Both. Both is good. 

31. Tell me about your current party! Which one? Well, for the Alagaesia campaign, there’s my character Liander, a dwarf named Thorin, a rouge(?) named Zulth, an herbalist named Liam, and the man who hired us, an NPC named Bjorn. We’re actually trying to accomplish something with this campaign, or so the DM says. 

For the Guardians of Gravenhollow campaign, I’m a halfling barbarian named Cade, there’s a drow Paladin named Varis, and another Drow rouge named Paileous. This particular campaign is just chaotic evil fuckery. 

32. Most memorable NPC you've encountered in a game you played in. Victor. He built a clock, I wanted his tinkering kit, and wound up buying both at a just criminally low price. I kinda feel like I ripped him off, tbh. 

33. Do you listen to music while playing? What kinds? Mostly the Skyrim soundtrack with a little Witcher soundtrack thrown in for funsies. Atmospheric stuff. 

34. Favorite accent to do for characters? I don’t really have one for either of my characters. Mostly because I’m bad at keeping it up. I forget. 

35. Favorite classic d&d trope Tragic Backstory(TM). Only one of my characters has it, but it’s damn fun to role-play.

36. What was your first d&d character you made? That would be Cade! She started out as kind of a throw-away, but she got mixed in with Paileous and Varis and she’s living her best chaotic life. 

37. What is the most recent PC or NPC you've created? That’d be Kahtri, actually! I haven’t played her a whole bunch, so I’m not really familiar with her yet, but it’ll be interesting to play a Drow cleric who doesn’t actually worship Lolth. (I don’t do spiders.)

38. Goblins or Kobolds? I actually haven’t dealt with either yet. I’m slightly more familiar with Goblins simply because of CritRole. 

39. Favorite villain you've defeated? Uh, I dunno if I’d classify her as a villian exactly, but Cade’s killed an NPC named Creed who was a servant to the god Grotz. Pretty sure he’s out for revenge now. 

40. What d&d deity would you be a cleric of? I am a cleric of the Drow deity Elistraee. (I had to double check the spelling on that) 

41. Give an out of context quote from one of your games! Liander - “I tried to stop him, but he fucking yote me across the room like I wasn’t even there. Is it weird I’m bitter about that?”

Thorin - *emerges from the wreckage of the crate we were smuggling holding dragon eggs* “I FOUND LIVING ROCKS!” 

Liander and Zulth in tandem - *knows exactly what he’s holding* “Oh for fuck’s sake!” 

42. Have you ever rolled turn into a potted plant on the wild magic table? No, I don’t think I know anyone who plays that particular class, so I’ve never seen it happen. 

43. Minis and terrain or theater of the mind? Theater of the mind, good sir/madam. 

44. Mulligan, Mercer, Murphy, or McElroy? Mercer! Mercer! Mercer! 

45. What is the longest session you've ever had? Oh, jeez. Like, fourteen hours, give or take?

46. What is the longest battle you've fought or run? Uh, that’d be the fight with Creed. It took us like two hours to beat her down with three of us. She was stupid powerful. The bounty was great, though. 

47. Have you ever played at level 20? No, my highest level character is a level 11. I’m working on it, though. 

48. Does your dm say "How do you want to do this?" Oh yes. The table just blows up when that happens, not gonna lie. It’s fun to hear, especially if it’s aimed at you. 

49. Have you ever played an edition other than 5th? No, I started playing last year, so 5th is all I know. 

50. Will you try to convince others to play? Already done so. I’ve added a couple people to the group - my husband, whose character is the best straight man to our fuckery, and one of our mutual friends whose lunacy works with our brand of crazy. 

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Shipping thing labraun

1. How did you two meet? At a random concert. Not even a country concert, just some random concert in Florida for funsies and I’d like, accidentally run into him in the middle of the arena or whatever. That’s how. I can feel it. 

2. Was it love at first sight, or did it take awhile for you to warm up to each other? LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OFC.

3. What do the people around you think of your relationship? They think it’s weird at first. Bc he’s older than me and LITERALLY HUGE and I’m super short so it’s a mess. But then they see how cute we are together and everyone understands it lmao.

4. Do you have pet names for each other? YES I call him Beast, of course, and he calls me Beauty. And there are def a few others. 

5. Have you given your ship a name? LABRAUN

6. Who is the more dominant one in the relationship? Braun lmao

7. What does each of you think about PDA? I love it it’s cute af and I like to let bitches know he’s mine and at first Braun wasn’t into it but he thinks it’s cute, too

8. What do you two find to be the most attractive about one another? I love his beard and how much of a cutie he is (THAT SMILE IS ADORABLE OKAY) and heeeeee likes that I look like a damn mermaid (obvs) anddddddd my sense of humor

9. What do you two do to get each other “in the mood”? JUST EXIST WE’RE ALWAYS READY

10. What was your worst fight? Braun told me I couldn’t have anymore dogs and I.....Flipped my shit lmaoooo

11. Best gifts you two have exchanged? OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER (is that sappy I don’t fuckin care it’s cute lmao)

12. Do you want/have kids? He wants 2, I want none, so we’re gonna compromise and have one lmao.

13. Have you ever broken up? NO TF

14. Scariest moment together? We went to a fuckin haunted house and we freaked the fuck out lmao

15. Happiest moment together? WHEN WE MOVED IN TOGETHER LMAO 

16. Are you or will you ever get married? Hell yeah we’re gonna get married omg

17. Ideal way to spend time with one another? Driving down dirt roads with the windows down and music blaring

18. Who has the higher sex drive? ME LMAO

19. What areas do the two of you like to be kissed on? He likes lil cheek kisses bc he’s a cutie and I’m all here for the neck kisses

20. What are the biggest relationship flaws the two of you have? I’m like, clingy af and possessive af and Braun is sometimes a lil too laid back

21. In which ways are you two the most similar? SOUTHERN. AF.

22. In which ways are the two of you most different? Braun is super physical and into fitness and I....Am not lmao

23. Who is the most affectionate? Braun, usually.

24. If the two of you are apart for a long time, who takes it the hardest? ME BC I NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION I’M TERRIBLE LMAO

25. Who said “I love you” first? ME

26. What was your first kiss like? ADORBS AND CUTE AND SUPER SWEET 

27. Who asks to be sent dirty selfies? Braun but he does it in such a cute lil bashful way bc he’s so cute omg

28. Who’s more likely to send unsolicited dirty selfies? Lmao me

29. What do the two of you wear for couples Halloween costumes? Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

30. Who is more possessive over the other? Me and he tells me to fuckin chill all the time. 

31. Who is better at dirty talk? What sorts of things do they say? Braun lmao he’s super into like, explaining what he’s gonna do lmao

32. Is jealousy a problem at all? FOR ME IT IS BC OF WHO I AM AS A PERSON

33. What’s your favorite place to have sex? Kitchen lmao

34. Who confessed first? I don’t get this one tbh

35. Who is more likely to surprise the other by joining them in the shower? Braun, so we have to have a fuckin custom shower bc HE’S HUGE

36. Who apologizes the most? Me lmao

37. Has anyone ever walked in on you two? What happened? Once. Braun freaked out and threw some shorts on to get them to fuckin leave lmao

38. How do you comfort one another during difficult times? We literally just snuggle super hard for the longest time and we turn off our phones and turn all the lights out and just....Be together. 

39. How would both of you react to find someone hitting on the other? I would be fuckin ready to fighttttttt omfg and Braun would just laugh it off bc he knows I wouldn’t ever leave him lmao