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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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no more “girlboss” no more “mom friend” say something about that female character’s personality or blow up

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btw oc/canon fucks severely shout out to everyone who writes oc/canon

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

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A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

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lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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deepleffen's tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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I'm at your girl's house eating all the rye chips out of her chex mix

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Came out of my tumblr hibernation to draw this

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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