#astrid: 🤬

[scrollsfromarebornrealm]

No Strings Attached (6)

(In Which The Forum Trio Begin To Get Involved)

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The lalafell was doing her very level best to stay occupied with paperwork, but Gaius sensed her shooting him annoyed looks every so often.  Not that he could blame her.  His arrival had been...unexpected.   Normally a visit like this would have been prepared in advance.  It wouldn’t be...spur of the moment.  Not to mention the reasons for his entry that he’d listed on the rather surprisingly detailed and thorough customs paperwork---business and pleasure.

She’ll be livid at that.  A breeze started to blow through the open-air office, and Gaius closed his eyes.  He could smell both salt and snow--a far cry from the oceans of Terncliff.

“General Baelsar?”  Gaius opened his eyes and turned around.  Two white-robed Elezen had entered, the Worldly Affairs Official hurrying over to them.  They were both male, one with orange hair braided back into a queue, and the other one...white haired and bringing memories back to Gaius of Alphinaud.

“Yes?”

“I am Barnier, the Speaker for the Forum.  This is Forum member Fourchenault Leveilleur.”  Ah, there was the reason why he was thinking of the boy.  Gaius nodded in greeting.

“Speaker Barnier.  Ser Leveilleur.  Your son Alphinaud spoke of you quite often during our journey together.”  Surprise briefly rippled over Fourchenault’s face.  “Is he doing well?”

“He is, yes.”  There was no doubting the faint thread of pride in Fourchenault's voice as Barnier began to look over Gaius’ entry papers.

“May I ask what sort of business you wished to conduct in Sharlayan, General?”  He asked.

“I had heard about more of my countrymen coming to your city.”  Gaius responded.  “I wanted to reach out to them, perhaps set in motion possible family reunions, or ways for them to find more about loved ones that could be beyond Werylt’s borders.”  Both elezen nodded, and the Garlean continued.

“I should have gone through the proper channels, but as I already had another affair here--”

“YOU!”  Breathless--she’d run all the way from her house to the harbor--Astriid practically skidded into the gathering.  Her focus was solely on Gaius--the surprised visages of Barnier and Foruchenault low on her priority list at the moment.

“What are you doing here?!”  She snapped, stomping towards Gaius.

“Lady DeGlass, what is the--”  Foruchenault trailed off as the ex-legatus suddenly moved.  Gaius was quick to snatch up Astrid's hand in a courtly bow, pressing a kiss to her slender fingers.  Her hand was just as delicate and warm as he remembered, slightly more so on the former now due to age. 

"My lady DeGlass." He rumbled, peering up.  Oh Astrid was livid, the kill-lights were turned up high in her eyes.  He was most certainly a dead man the moment they were alone.  Gaius couldn't help himself, a smile spreading across his features. Something in his soul sang. He had honestly missed their clashes, had missed the sharp swing of Astrid's temper...

"Your home on first view is as beautiful as you described it to me back then." Ah yes, that had gotten Barnier and Fourchenault's attention.  Gaius straightened, pointedly still holding on to Astrid’s fingers. 

"Ah...described, General?" Barnier inquired politely.

"Lady DeGlass and I worked together on her last trip to Garlemald." Gaius replied.  “However she knew me under a different name.  A falsehood on my part, I was on a mission that required subterfuge for the Emperor at that time.”  A lie, he’d hid under an alias because if Astrid at the time had known his true indenity, she would have had nothing to do with him.  And also beneficial to her current position, Gaius meant to cause only a little trouble--not a lot.  

“She spoke so passionately of her home and kept urging me to visit.”  Astrid was bristling now, and Gaius quickly let go--sensing the threat of an incoming scratch. 

“I thought now would be a good time.”

“Bullshite!”  Astrid shrieked. 

“Lady DeGlass!”  Barnier barked.  “This is conduct unbecoming of your station!”  Astrid whipped around to face him--uncaring for how she looked, uncaring for the agog face of the Worldly Affairs Official, and uncaring for the looks on Barnier and Fourchenault's own faces.

"Kick him out." She got out through gritted teeth. A bark of laughter made her spin back around to face Gaius.

"You be silent! You-you...you fiend of a man!" Barnier made to speak again, but was stopped by Fourchenault's hand.

"Sioneaux did warn that the relationship between them seemed far more... personal." The younger elezen said softly. Barnier arched an eyebrow and looked at the pair. Normally a pillar of ice-cold composed calm, Astrid was verbally ripping into Gaius with language that would have shocked the most hardened Limsan sailor. And Gaius van Baelsar, the once feared Black Wolf, was laughing--laughing as if the situation was one massive jest.

"...Go get Montichaigne." He ordered. "He's the only one who can possibly get Astrid to somewhat behave." Fourchenault nodded, turning around.

"I suppose we know now what the 'pleasure' half of the question was aimed at." He muttered.

"I would suggest for the sake of sanity and preventing possible violence that we avoid that particular subject until we're indoors." Also the mental images, Barnier mused. He cleared his throat as Fourchenault hurried off.

"Lady DeGlass, if you are done acting like the proverbial jilted lover--" It was only decades of facing down political opponents that gave Barnier the ability to remain stone faced when Astrid's head snapped about at a frightening speed. The look on her face normally heralded a very public verbal evisceration (and considering the rumors about her possibly a physical private one).

"What did you say?!"

"You will immediately compose yourself and act with the decorum of your rank, or you will be publicly censured. Any grievances you have against General Baelsar you can air in the Rostra. Which is where we are all going. Right now."

[belladonnaprice]

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[bigstupid69]

if you're not I'm sorry but I think your AO3 has the same name, but were you the one who made the night in the woods perfectdolls fic??

YEAH THAT'S ME, I really need to update it good god, here's some old drawings of the AU!!

I genuinely do not remember the reasonings for why I picked some of these characters, I ranted about for like hours with my gf so it's probably somewhere I'm just too lazy to find them

Penny is Mae, Ocean is Bea, and Mischa is Gregg, since I forgot to add their source, these were like the only 3 drawings I bothered to clean up and then I got burnt out.

(For those who can't tell the rest) Noel is Angus, Ezra is Lori M, Constance is Selmers (I genuinely forgot the reasoning I know I had one but it's lost in my dms), Ricky is Germ, Astrid is Jackie (Bea's party friend), Tammy is Cole (Mae's ex), And Corey is Casey

Not listed Virgil: Aunt Mall Cop, Father Marcus: Mr Chazokov (astronomy dude dusk stars)

This fic is definitely not abandoned it's just I literally have to make a transcript of the night in the woods dialogue, and literally no one without commentary does the Bea route (which is insane to me she's the best), I know she's confirmed straight or whatever, let me have my lesbians 🤬

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

So the most nostalgic with owning VHSes especially were the commercials that came beforehand. They are often so dated, and sometimes the VHS seems to have come out before you even were born. Not joking when I said we have a Lion King VHS from 1995 and there’s a commercial to buy the music from Pocahontas in ”november 1995”. Like. Yes. Can’t wait for november 1995.

VHSes that had episodes of kids shows, which also was common, often had commercials for other kids shows before. Or, ”commercials”… it was simply intros of shows that you could also but VHSes of.

But I think my most nostalgic VHS commercial is the one to buy Astrid Lindgren Films on VHS and DVD.

The funniest thing with this is that the first song played is from a movie they didn’t even show clips of lol.

Also love that every Emil clip has his dad shouting ”EMIL!!! 🤬” because otherwise you wouldn’t know (also I feel like that’s 60% of what’s happening in Emil anyway)

[neko-sufis-world]

If Astrid Bjorklundson become babysitter -_-;

Flashback, at hospital

YOU-*Slaps her really hard* BASTARD!!! SHE'S JUST A BABY, YOU KNOW?! YOU GIVE HER A COLD BATH INSTEAD WARM BATH?!? FEEDING HER FISH INSTEAD THE BABY'S FOOD?! FORCING HER DO THE GYM INSTEAD PLAYING HER TOYS?! ARE YOU CRAZY, WOMAN?! YOU KNOW THAT MY DAUGHTER NEARLY DYING BECAUSE OF YOU!!! YOU MURDERER!!! I JUST WANT MY DAUGHTER STAY HEALTHY!!! BUT, YOU RUINED IT!!! 🤬💢 You know what? Nevermind! Police are arriving. Besides, we already have proof that you force my daughter do all such these things. 😒💢

-Neko-Sufi to Astrid Bjorklundson.

End of flashback, at hotel.

And that lady who care about cold stuff got into the jail. And she paid us 1m dollars for causing damages she done to my daughter. I just want her to stay healthy. Not be like her! 😒💢

-Adult! Boboiboy to entities

[cornyaoi]

hugo masterpost or something

hi i’m representing the treasure island fandom with this one /j

anyway welcome to hugo lore drop for @smallartistocbracket

under the cut bc it’s a LOT

Hugo Melgaard. Former servant to the Danish royals. Snarky and hostile to all unknown to him. Usually a quiet person. Not married.

(gay lil man 😧)

Hugo Mikkel Melgaard was born February 16th in Copenhagen, Denmark to a single mother in poverty. When Hugo was 5 years old, the Danish royals took him in as a servant, where he would serve for the princess. While working for the royals, the princess would constantly flirt with him, his discomfort in this made him slowly hate his job. The main thing keeping him from quitting was his friend at the time, Emil Frederiksen, who was also a servant for the royals. He treated Hugo with the most respect, making him somewhat enjoy his job again.

It was like this for a good 20 years of his life. Him and Emil remained good friends, although Hugo did develop a crush on him over the years. They adopted two pet rats together, Roddrik and Astrid. Soon after adopting the rats, Emil and the king sailed out to sea, where Emil was killed by the king as he was seen as suspicious. When the king returned to Denmark, he told Hugo that he had fallen overboard. This caused Hugo to go into a deep depression. He then made the decision to run away from the kingdom to a nearby dock, taking Astrid with him. He then boarded a ship and fled the country.

^this is still a wip but i wanted to include it

Once the ship landed, he found himself in a port in England. This is when he began to get nervous, since he didn’t know any English and he had heard how his ancestors were vikings and would pillage and steal places in England. So he didn’t say anything to anyone for a few months. Until one day, when Hugo was 26, he was caught stealing food from a ship in the harbour by the ship’s captain. Only then, he began praying in Danish in front of the captain. Before he broke down in tears, the captain began talking to him in Danish. He then mentioned to Hugo that he could teach him English, as long as he would be cabin boy in his future voyages. He agreed, receiving a notebook from him to practice writing English. He would eventually use this notebook to write down any feelings he had, since he was terrible at identifying emotions and mentioning emotions to anyone. He hated talking to people.

One topic in his notebook that he would bring up constantly was his love life. He would talk about men that he found appealing. This would cause him to feel embarrassed to leave his notebook anywhere by itself. He soon grew to hate being a cabin boy as well, associating it with his previous job. It was only then where he would begin doing nothing to help the ship and becoming more hostile to anyone that approached him. He soon became a loner on the voyage, only really talking to the captain, whom he saw as a kind of father figure. 

ok this is the part where i include links to both the first art i did of him and his spotify playlist 😨😨

spotify playlist:

first art post of him lolz:

[wa-royal-tea]

Naurrrrrrrrrr Maximus basically just announced Leon’s engagement to Astrid to the world with that plus one mandate 😭 My poor Nora she’s gonna be so sad. Maximus can 🤬

He's sneaky but Leon knows his father all too well. He's not going to play by his games anymore 😤

[shuxiii]

bro i cant . my mind is too fucked up now bcs of hanyn . the fact that my algorithm is now throwing sad songs my way isn't helping too 😭 astrid's it's okay if u forget me just gave me a massive heartbreak bcs i can imagine hanni being happy for yn with haerin even tho it hurts her a lot heuheeusheik 😭😭😭

Two weeks and I wait 'til the feeling hits

Maybe I just haven't let it sink in

For three years, we were living together

Held me like you'd hold me forever

Didn't think that heartbreak would feel like this

Patience is the thing that I learned from you

That some things can feel wrong even though they're true

Went through all the hard times together

Kept me calm when I'd lose my temper

I'm just really grateful that I had you

cry with me shu 😭

WHAT THE FUCK⁉️ STOP INVOLVING ME IN GOUR BULLCRAP😭😭😭😭IM ABOUT TO MAKE THE NEXT CHAPTER YPU JUST WHAT???? OUT GET OHT IM DONE 😭😭😭😭😭IM SO DONE GET OUT OF MY BLOG IM NOT MENTALLY OKAY🤬🤬🤬🤬

THE FUCK THREE YEARS😭😭😭😭

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Cicero, on coming to the Falkreath Sanctuary: So, who's in charge now?

Cicero: I need to know who to ignore.

[gone-series-orchid]

whenever anyone goes astrids cold astrids mean she’s an ice queen they just don’t understand her 😡🤬😤 but on the other hand yeah 😳

[artemiseamoon]

Reader ( any women/reader/ girl / race is fine that you decide) has LOVED Harald since she was a teenager and always begged her earl of a father to come on his political trips, problem Harald is obviously old and but never saw her as more then a kid. Like you morons you want a wife, I need a husband , see I have boobs now and I’m sexy 🤬🤬

Harald only notices her once she returns as a widow with a toddler and she not afraid to tell his stupid ass off (Halfdan find this hilarious) oh your precious Astrid died .. she was a lesbian you moron !! 🤣 maybe they eventually fall in love and that cute adopting the kid but he has no clue how to handle a wild toddler.

😂😂😂 I love this for so many reasons! You’re up next. I may slightly alter some details but you’ll get 98% of what you asked for. 💜

(More Harald, if anyone’s looking)

Read it here

[skippyv20]

💉💉💉🚑🚑🚑NURSE ANON AND NURSE PG 💉💉💉🚑🚑🚑

NURSE ANON

NURSE ANON 💉💉💉🚑🚑🚑 …” look out Sydney, plods put up a bloody road block.” …… “ excuse me sir , would you mind removing your mask and cap, I thought so!!… Officers would you escort HRH and the valet back to his ward. … “ bloody bugger, I pay your wages you know , it’s failed Sydney, now I’ll have to face the wrath of PG.” … “ not looking forward to that sir, only one thing left sir, refreshments !! … “ indubitably Sydney “.

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

2/24/21

💜💜💜💜🙂🙂🙂🙂THANK YOU DEAR NURSE ANON🙂��🙂🙂🙂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

FEBRUARY 24/2021

I ERRED IN NUMBERING THE TALES YESTERDAY SHOULD HAVE SAID #2 WITH SUPPLEMENT

NURSE 👩‍⚕️ ANON #3

ANOTHER BUSY DAY AT THE HOSPITAL 🏥 WITH MANDATED OVERTIME, OF COURSE.I WAS SO BUSY DOING ROUNDS WITH THE CONSULTANT AND I NEEDED TO BACK TO HIMSELF’S SUITE. I MAKE HIM A HOT CUPPA ☕️ AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR HUMMING 🎼🙂HAPPILY. I APPROACH THE SUITE, THE RPO’S MOVE ASIDE TO LET ME BY. I THANK THEM WITH PLEASANTRIES. I ENTER THE SUITE AND SEE HIMSELF STILL UNDER THE BLANKET. IT HAS BEEN HOURS ⏰ NOW. I WALK CLOSER TO GENTLY WAKEN HIM AND HORROR OF HORRORS😣😮😮😮😮😮😮🥵🥵🥵🥵🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😳😳😳I FIND PILLOWS STUFFED INTO POOH BEAR 🐻 PYJAMAS. I SAY OUTLOUD, 🗣MY CAREER IS OVER 😭😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😖😖😖AND THE RPO’S TOO!! OOHHH I JUST KNOW😡IT IS THAT MR SYDNEY. I WILL THROTTLE HIM, AS ONLY  A NURSE 👩‍⚕️ CAN DO, WHEN I NEXT SEE HIM. I EXIT THE SUITE AND TRYING TO REMAIN CALM AND CARRY ON,  I SOFTLY SAY TO THE RPO’S, UHHH MR SYDNEY AND HIMSELF HAVE DONE A RUNNER. I CONTINUE SAYING, I BLAME  MR SYDNEY, HE IS ALWAYS SHIFTY EYED, 🗣WHISPERING TO HIMSELF, AND TROUBLE , I JUST KNOW IT!! INDUBITABLY I DO, INDUBITABLY. THE RPO’S RUSH INTO THE SUITE AND CONTROLLED PANIC SETS IN. THEY START SPEAKING 🗣🗣🗣INTO THEIR WRISTS AND LISTENING IN THEIR EAR 👂 DEVICES. THEY TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION TO SEARCH THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL 🏥. AS FOR MYSELF, I, CONTINUE TO ATTEMPT TO REMAIN CALM AND CARRY ON EVEN THOUGH I FEEL JUST LIKE A DUCK FLOATING ALONG THE WATER, MEANWHILE  UNDER THE WATER HE IS ARE PADDLING LIKE MAD. MY CAREER 👩‍⚕️ IS OVER. I JUST KNOW IT. 😭😭😭😡😡😡😱😱😱😱MORE IMPORTANTLY, HIMSELF NEEDS MY CARE. WHERE COULD  HE BE? I THINK REFRESHMENTS 🍺 🥃 🍻 MAY BE INVOLVED. 😁😁😁. MEANWHILE THE DASTARDLY DUO HAVE RUN INTO A SPANNER IN THE MIX OF DOING A RUNNER AND NOT GETTING NICKED. HIMSELF, YELLING TO BE HEARD 👂ABOVE THE NOISE OF THE 🏍, LOOK 👀 OUT SYDNEY, PLODS PUT UP A BLOODY ROAD BLOCK. SYDNEY, EVER THE WISE ONE, 🙄, STOPS 🛑 THE 🏍BIKE. AN OFFICER 👮‍♀️ APPROACHES THE DUO. JUST PICTURE IT……SYDNEY IN HIS VALET ATTIRE ASTRIDE THE BIKE 🏍 AND HIMSELF IN THE SIDECAR, KNEES UP UNDER HIS CHIN BECAUSE HE IS SO TALL, CAP 🧢, MASK 😷 AND 👨‍⚕️SURGICAL UNIFORM. THEY KNOW THE GIG IS UP AS THE RPO SAYS 🗣 TO HIMSELF, EXCUSE ME SIR, WOULD ONE KINDLY REMOVE THE MASK 😷 AND CAP?? HE THEN SAYS🗣, AAAHHH I THOUGHT 💭 💡 SO!! HE THEN SPEAKS 🗣TO THE POLICE ASSEMBLED, OFFICERS 👮 👮‍♀️ 👮🏻‍♂️, WOULD YOU ESCORT HRH AND THE VALET BACK TO HIS SUITE IN HOSPITAL. OH GHASTLY…FUN OVER, SYDNEY DEMOTED TO  BEING A NAMELESS ‘VALET’, AT LEAST TO THE RPO’S. HIMSELF IS NOT HAPPY 🤬🤬🤬 ABOUT NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO EXPLAIN WHAT THEY WERE DOING, AS IF IT WAS NOT COMPLETELY OBVIOUS TO ALL😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. HE YELLS,BLOODY BUGGER, I PAY YOUR WAGES ££££ YOU KNOW🤬🤬🤬🤬. ON THE WAY BACK, HIMSELF LAMENTS, OH SYDNEY IT’S FAILED, DEFEAT TAKING IT’S TOLL. A THOUGHT 💭 💡 POPS INTO HIS MIND, OH NO!!! SYDNEY, NOW I MUST FACE THE WRATH 😡OF PG. JUST SO YOU  KNOW, THE WRATH OF PG IS GREATLY EXAGGERATED. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣THE BULK OF MY ‘WRATH’ WILL BE ON MR. SYDNEY. THE VERY NERVE, STEALING MY PATIENT. I SAY TO MYSELF, AS IF I KNEW THEIR THOUGHTS 💭 KILOMETRES AWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL 🏥, YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL SIR!!! MR SYDNEY YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT TO THROTTLE!!😠🤔🤨🧐🧐🤨. BACK TO THE DEFLATED DUO, I AM NOT LOOKING 👀FORWARD TO THAT SIR, SHE HATES ME.  OH BLOODY HELL SYDNEY DON’T BE SO NEUROTIC AND DRAMATIC. 🎭 HIMSELF CONTINUES 🗣 WHY SYDNEY, YOU HAVE NOT SO MUCH AS SAID GOOD MORNING TO HER.  I JUST AM NOT  LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT SIR, ONLY ONE THING LEFT SIR, THEY THEN SAY IT IN UNISON, REFRESHMENTS 🍺🥃🍻🥃🍺🥃🍻HIMSELF TAKES ON SYDNEY’S TAGLINE SAYING 🗣 INDUBITABLY SYDNEY. LITTLE DOES THE DUO KNOW, THAT BOTTLE OF MACALLAN HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE CHARGE NURSE WHICH SO HAPPENS TO BE ME 😁😁😁. REMEMBER, I SAID  I ALWAYS WANTED A BOTTLE FOR MY COLLECTION. 😉 LITTLE DO THE GENTS KNOW WHAT AWAITS THEM UPON RETURN……….TO BE CONTINUED…

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻CONTINUE FOR HRH PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH AND HER MAJESTY

DONE WITH GREATEST LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH AND HER MAJESTY.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES 

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

2/24/21

Thank you PG....fun times...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[denktanks]

@ lampje4: @pvdaglwveen @FleurAgemaPVV Beetje minder burocratie door denktank rutte III, compleet gek geworden🤬🤬🤬

Beetje minder burocratie door denktank rutte III, compleet gek geworden🤬🤬🤬

— Dick en Astrid (@lampje4) October 30, 2019