#astrid modern au

[verdart]

Oops I started on the train back. I couldn't help myself, anyways have the wip

[honeymilkbubbletea]

It's really funny to me that there are soooo many ships involving Hiccup, but when it comes to Astrid, I can think of maybe 3 😂

My man just has that autistic rizz 😎

Ask him about how's he doing it and he'll go:

"Doing what??? 🤔"

People either want him dead or WANT want him, or both...

TEXT:

Astrid -> Is conventionally attractive, dated a total of 2 girls, and nothing more

Hiccup -> Is not conventionally attractive, managed to pull 7 people with his autistic rizz and awkward aura

[yenich]

>:)

tactile boy

[hiccbae]

Hiccup and Astrid from the ‘Dreamworks All-Star Kart Racing’ game.

[saturnniidae]

God Hiccup would be such an annoying cat owner. Buys fucking like not even gourmet cat food, he gets real fish (only the best for Toothless). He's constantly sending you pictures of his stupid cat Astrid receives a minimum of 7 pictures of Toothless that look almost exactly the same daily. There's more framed photos in the house of that cat than the people that live there. 0 pictures of Hiccup on any of his socials all of it is Toothless. Can't take Hiccup anywhere bc the cat has to come too (so many plans have been canceled bc the meet up spot isn't animal friendly). He takes his stupid cat everywhere has one of those goddamn backpacks and it's leash trained too. See him in a hardware store, ask him what he's buying and he goes "oh I'm building a new tree for my cat." and he has like an ungodly amount of wood beams and twine in the cart. You just know that cat is so fucking spoiled.

[spacenintendogs]

(gushing about deadly nadders and stormfly specfically)

[funkytoesart]

Ch2 | P12 | The Breaking of the Waves [Mermaid Hiccup Au]

Masterpost of Pages | Read on Tapas

hmm, me thinks Hiccup didn't like being sidelined for the past 4.5 years since he last appeared in the comic... or, y'know, the 5 minute convo between Astrid and Eret in-story 😅 Hoping to have ch2 page 13 posted within a week or two if i can!

Comic Summary: Astrid Hofferson has wanted to be a marine biologist since she was a little girl. Finally getting her dream job as an intern at the Barbaric Archipelago Aquarium, she finds things not as they seem and a little more than she expected when she befriends a merman named Hiccup.

[alexandriaellisart]

you're acting weird- weirder.

[dragonnnfly]

Httyd and Minecraft

Hiccup:

A master at redstone. The sound of trap doors, doors, pressure plates, pistons etc. are a constant at his base.

Astrid:

Always mining for ore to upgrade her weapons and armor even though she already has a chest of netherite weapons and armor.

Tuffnut:

Is an animal farmer, mostly with chickens though. He still lives in a dirt hut.

Ruffnut:

Griefs and annoys everyone on the server. You can find “Ruffnut was here” signs everywhere.

Fishlegs:

Plays on peaceful and explores the world and makes graves and memorials for all the pets he loses on the way.

Snotlout:

Constantly gets stuck in the Nether and nobody helps him.

Dagur:

Owns an anarchy server. He only got the IP to the gang’s server cause he told Snotlout they would be BFF’s if he gave it to him. He lied.

Heather:

Kills Dagur and steals his loot before she leaves the server for like, 2 weeks.

Stoick:

“What is mine craft?”

Viggo:

Is secretly Notch.

[ziggityzigg]

I had fun with this one lmao

Original undercut

[mothmansbakery]

@spacenintendogs doin a influence on me

[honeymilkbubbletea]

Like always, it was funnier in my head 😔

He's going through it alright 💀

Oh and look! I'm trying to draw backgrounds!

I hate it so far, but practice makes perfect 🤷‍♀️

[yenich]

:3 grls (ive got nothing to say)

[iswateredible]

no braincells only Astrid sketches

[sanfangirl-cynicalromantic]

“Now, go talk to them,” Astrid nudged Hiccup forward. He turned to her incredulously.

“What? Why?”

“You’re good at talking to people.”

“Uh, no I’m not. I’m an antisocial introvert.”

“An introvert who knows how to get along with people, unlike me.”

“I can’t talk to a peer!”

“Hush. They’re a stranger. You’re great at talking to strangers you’ll never see again. Your conversation is only pathetic when you’re trying to make friends.”

“Gee, thanks.”

(High school au in which Astrid is on the newspaper but doesn't like to conduct interviews, so she forces her good friend Hiccup to do them for her.)

[spacenintendogs]

sorry hiccup, ur friends are functioning stoners

if u are wondering abt tuff & fishlegs:

actual thought out headcanons happy 4/20 lol

fishlegs: partakes but isn't a stoner. makes sure everyone stays hydrated & can tell u all abt the different kinds of marijuana plants (there's literally over 700 strains). likes making edibles with ruffnut using the stuff he grows. very serious abt everyone taking care of themselves tho, fr. has a pretty good tolerance to it. very giggly

tuffnut: ik it says "does not partake" but he will on occassion if it's like. blunt rotation in hiccup's garage lmao. one puff & he's done. it caused him an asthma attack in the past & after that he said no to constantly doing it. edibles make him way too paranoid & he feels like his skin is pinching/prickling itself & it's itchy. will help with giving ppl water & likes making normal snacks for everyone when they get munchies.

hiccup: only partakes on special occassions or if there's absolutely nothing going on during a weekend. isn't the biggest fan of how it makes him feel. prefers smoking. one time he accidentally ate a whole brownie & he was on the couch, curled up, and riding it out as fishlegs did his best to keep him calm.

astrid: "astrid's been eating dragon nip again" yea she has she's been eating edibles since she was 15 lol all that stress of being perfect she put on herself takes a toll & it helps her unwind. high tolerance. does smoke, too. stoner, but like, no one can tell & originally only ruffnut knew. a fucking Pro & still knows when she can't do it (like when she's driving)

ruffnut: does it bc it's fun silly time!! prefers to smoke & has a bong collection lol. her & astrid are the original stoners of the gang. they got into it together & it's weirdly smth that they hold dear despite not being super duper close. sometimes her & astrid will separate themselves & have a smoke together & just sit. it's nice.

snotlout: he always overdoes it to the point where he'll probably throw up but after he does he's fine & feels great. always chokes & hacks up a storm when he smokes & forgets to drink water. he has hallucinated from brownies ruff made before. gets super twitchy. has ended up in cannabis induced psychosis multiple times & never learns his lesson abt his limits