#astarion: EW

[stainedglass-sketchbook]

I truly cannot keep my style consistent, woops! Anyway heres a drawing of my tav Morn Yegoth doing his bard thing and gale doing his thing! yearning

[crocodiller]

welp, that didn't last long First - Previous - Next

[somethingblu3]

sorry but i fucking love older people why are we getting rid of astarions wrinkles? and hair colour? don't you get the entire point of his character? how can you play the entire game and still not get it?

[engagemythrusters]

BDG3 companions worst qualities:

Astarion: racist

Shadowheart: also racist

Lae'zel: also also racist

Wyll: naive

Karlach: on fire all the time

Gale: egotistically insecure

Halsin: cranky about cities

Minthara: advocates slavery. and also racist.

[dailyastarionpics]

[decembersiris]

This is gonna sounds goofy but in a particular fandom ship I'm in the fans really bicker about height difference and seethe when artists make the male character taller than the female. I don't particularly care one way or the other and find that type of nitpicking to be pretty petty.

But then I imagined what if astarlach shippers did that and cringed. I imagined astarion taller than karlach, him bending down to kiss her or to pick her up and embrace her and the thought made me so uncomfortable! I know it's a nonissue but just picturing astarion taller than karlach is so weird to me. Someone else suffer with taller astarion cringe with me. He stays shorter no matter what! Haha

[eyebagsanonymous]

Started a new bg3 playthrough. this time im doing everything by the book. being as good as possible. Gale, Wyll, and Karlach are my babies. Astarion and Shadowheart hate me. Laezel is possibly coming on to me, but I think thats bc im a dragonborn.

Surprisingly, this might be my favorite yet. I hate that I enjoy being good.

[etdraconis]

( fucking Astarion saying his idea of fun is sex and literally goes “no with you, ew, can you imagine??” Thanks bud 💀 )

[fizzytoo]

[rackartyg]

hmm i don't think the nuances of astarion's reaction to araj is to do with him finding romanticisation of his vampirism specifically to be distasteful so much as, like, she's objectifying him and that's what he doesn't like (but instead of sex, it's based on his vampirism). something something there's a difference between strangers and someone you trust something

[wampabampa]

not my photos but this is when i fell for him chat ngl (i didnt ss at the time cause i was uncool and ungamer

[harcove]

the bug in the game that makes astarion just look grossed out and smile awkwardly at the camera for a second when you ask to kiss him and then back at Tav like he's literally asking us if we're being for real is literally making me cry laughing like oh my god

[lenamoongrove]

My newest BG3 Tav and brainworm: Blood of the Morninglord, the Radiant Dawn, Lathander's Crowning Glory; Elior

His dad hasn't spoken to him in well over a century, and such reverance is a thing of the very distant past, but he is out here trying his best anyway. Just ignore the piss poor attitude.

[bluecoolr]

FINALLY

Killed Dror Ragzlin 😭😭

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

What a beautiful day (i found out one of my friends also got obssesed with Astarion over the summer break.)

[churchofsnails]

i love Astarion but ascended Astarion gives me the biggest ick. i saw that new kiss animation and nearly threw up LMFAO it’s so fucking cringe 😭😭