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ngl this is what swen's tweet felt like lmao
#ast*rion still has a half to a third more content than everyone else#act 3 is a mess narratively#and act 2 and 3 are so barren compared to act 1 it's actually insane#the bugs are off the charts#and the patches usually make things worse#it's A Choice to announce this considering where the game is at ngl#vg: baldur's gate 3#series: baldur's gate#text: personal#larian critical#bg3 critical
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Customer: SHORT FOR "THAT ASTON MARTIN" DMV: DAT ASS? COULDN'T VERIFY ASTON MARTIN Verdict: DENIED
#California license plate with text DAT AST#bot#ca-dmv-bot#california#dmv#funny#government#lol#public records
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bad news boss. 100+ hr bg3 save file again? 5th one im afraid boss.
#most of those hrs r from me robbing people btw i love pickpocketing and hoarding gold like a dragon :/#well. i spemd all that money on chain lightning scrolls anw after rolan takes ovr the shop#giving back to my sugar bb <3 but also those things r like 1.2k a pop so.#fuuuuuck i finally made it to act 3 on my honor mode run i thot the kethric fight would take more outta me#but having double sorlock me n wyll shredded him 😭#absolutely not lookimg forward to the orin fight WHY do i only play durges (i love how much more flavor text i get)#thinking abt doing a wyll origin run ooooough i feel like thats the only way ill romance shadowheart shes too bestie to me#but wyll? that guy has such a puppy crush on her its too cute#wyllstarion truther for life unfortunately .of everyone i feel like ast teaches putting urself first better than everyone else#u gotta b selfish sometimes!! and thats ok!! u have to see the value in urself wyll!!!#wig talk
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rudy’s reaper + astrologian + machinist portraits :) i think he’s cute……… <3
#lem text#🪈 (oc)#xivposting#his rpr portrait was meant to be a placeholder ‘til i got around to making a cooler one but he’s cuuuteee so i just kept it. <3#HE *IS* IN FACT WEARING TH.ANCRED’S BANDANA AS AST BECAUSE THE ONLY (?) MAGIC-CLASS EYEPATCH IS A LVL 70 ITEM…..#SO ITS BECAUSE I’M IMPROVISING UNTIL THEN. NOT BECAUSE I’M GAY. THANK YOU 💛.#he is…!!!! almost lvl90 as mch..!! and then i can finally!!!! give him the swag lvl90 role quest gear.!!!!!!!#i’m just distracted…!!! leveling ast..!.!!! because i am not immune to pretty starry job despite the fear of healing..!!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hey, everybody!!! over the next few days i'm going to be GRINDING through some of the asks that have been heaped in my inbox for weeks at a stretch, so if you don't wanna see 'em all over your dash, the tags i'll be using are 'ast asks' and 'ast ask power hour.'
#i have let a GOOFY backlog of asks build up#so#many apologies for the walls and walls of text!#ast asks#ast ask power hour
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ok but how far into corru are you? any favourite moments or songs or memories??
i'm all caught up, to my knowledge! there might be a few things i haven't found though... (edit: spoilers under the cut)
my favorite memory hole is zuzucri, it left suchhh a strong impression on me i was on the edge of my seat honestly. i also really like the scene where moth makes you drink shitty coffee, it was impactful! as for songs it's kind of a weird pick but i really like their waters for some reason?? the second half that sounds like music and not wind. just the vibes of it all... feels like curiosity! feels optimistic! hard to describe!! the combat themes are also great of course. corrusweep!!
#ast says things#rambly so it's going in the tags but recently i was on the game again doing that horrible interviewer maze & after i got kicked out#i sat in the ship and texted someone for a while before going back in#and the music was slow... and i was like... oh the boat version of their waters must be slower#i never spent enough time in here to notice that i guess#but it was during OVERCOHERENCY and like LITERALLY THE ONLY THING OVERCOHERENCY ACTUALLY DOES#IS SLOW DOWN THEIR WATERS SPECIFICALLY#AND THAT HADN'T BEEN LIKE... PROPERLY DOCUMENTED UNTIL THE DAY AFTER#funny situation. to me.#answered
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Weekly output: T-Mobile buys much of UScellular, cookie-permissions dialogs, Verizon taps AST SpaceMobile, Android update, IRS keeps Direct File, Affordable Connectivity Program ends
The end of May coinciding with the end of a four-day workweek was a pleasant bonus of Memorial Day’s spot on the calendar this year. Another bonus: I had my last client-paid copy for the month filed by 2:09 p.m. Friday. Patreon readers got one other post, a rant about the woeful UX of a Hilton offer for double points on upcoming hotel stays. That didn’t get published until almost 9 p.m. on…
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#ACP#Affordable Connectivity Program#Android feature drop#AST SpaceMobile#cookies#Direct File#IRS#RCS#satellite broadband#T-Mobile#tax-prep software#texting typo#tracking cookies#U.S. Cellular#UScellular#verizon
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Mom putting on Magellan tv (The Space Documentary Channel) activated my trap card (adhd ramble mode)
#i did not shut up for. hours idbsjbdhf#text#paersonal#i did learn some things!! but a lot of it I was like adding facts n shit jdbdjdb#tbf though one of the documentaries literally went beat for beat through a sequence I had done in a powerpoint from years ago#(right after I told her abt it)#a lot of times I'd say something n they'd immediately say the same thing n I was like oh fuck#or ask a question that they then address it was rly funny#but like history stuff of the space programs idk So well#bc well there's a lot of em#best quote was them talking abt Hubble then saying 'jwst will have 1000x the power. imagine what we'll see in 2018-2019' like RIPPPPP#love my old textbook that mentions it launching in like early 2010s like honey . it's going to be delayed 10 or whatever years jdbejdb#astronomers don't love deadlines is the thing. we don't get stuff done on tine#time*#but in COLLEGE they HATE That !!#which is why I suck at college (unless they give me some extra fucking time bc I have super mega adhd lmao)#(e.g. not finishing one of my ast python classes n taking an incomplete n then finishing it over winter break for an A. like wow#crazy that when I get accommodated I can Do It and do it well. apparently I'm like. the ONLY student in our department to have finished#an incomplete bfishdj. like the prof for that class mentioned it in a dept meeting or something jsbdnlhdj#or that he's actually had finish and incomplete or something#bc my research prof told me he said that n I was like Oh Jeez)
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nothing more shameful than getting a card and then Bunny
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Astarion: "Probably more Baldurian parents scare their children with stories of your kind than mine."
And my hunger was never fed My desires never fulfilled But my wish to become One with the universe Has always entangled me And forsaken I shall not be Though my flesh is torn apart Though my heart seems dead and cold My will transgresses The spirit lives on. 🖤😈🖤 for @scumpatrol’s tiefling Lilith
#i reblog again because i see the struggle in formatting small text#you are dealiong with it#ANYWAY#bg3#lilith#ocs#scuttlebuttin art#her mating ritual for astarion to come find her in the woods after the party#or maybe shes looking for children to eat#we dont know#i copy p[aste tags because yolo
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Away From You
Back To You part two
I didn’t know where else to go when I went to Alex’s house after I saw Matt with another girl. I couldn’t even tell Alex the truth about why I was at his door crying. He thinks it was because I was desperate to have him back and came running after he texted me that night.
I cried the whole night in Alex’s arms, while he comforted me about the wrong thing. The truth is, I couldn’t care less about having Alex back. I’d rather be in the arms of the man I’ve actually been in love with for the last two years. It took crying in the wrong man’s arms to realize, I never really loved Alex. It was always Matt, and always will be.
“How you feeling?” Alex asks as I lay on his bare chest. Yes, I’m ashamed to say that we did in fact sleep together last night.
“So much better.” I lie. What am i supposed to say, ‘you’re terrible in bed and I’m in love with my best friend’?
Alex just smiles. That stupid cocky smile I hate so much. The smile that says “I’m the greatest cockiest man in the world.” The smile of lies and arrogance.
Everything Alex does seems to piss me off now. I used to miss the way he’d play with my hair when we cuddled, but now all I can think about is the tugging on my scalp as he plays with my tangled hair. If it’s tagled from my night’s sleep, don’t play woth it. His audible breathing pisses me off too. My god, he snores while he’s awake.
“What’s on your mind?” Alex asks. God, his voice is even annoying.
“Nothing.” I mumble.
“Come on, what is it?” He laughs softly as he speaks. Another annoyance.
“Nothing.” I say again, this time more sternly.
Alex groans as he sits up. “You’re upset about something.”
I sit up as well. “What makes you think that?” I ask in a sarcastic tone.
“Well for one, you have never talked back to me before.”
I scoff. “Yes, I was a perfect and compliant girl for you.”
“What is up with you?” Alex snaps. “I thought you were dying to get back together with me?”
“Of course you would think that.” I laugh. “Because every girl is just dying to be with you.”
“God, so what if I slept around while we were broken up.” Alex exclaims.
“You think that’s what this is about?” I laugh again. “Like I didn’t sleep around too?”
Alex’s eyes widen. “What are you talking about? Who would sleep with you?”
“You, evidently.”
“Who did you sleep with?” He asks. He steps closer to me, clenching his jaw tightly. His eyes widen as the few braincells in his head connect the dots. “Fucking Matt, are you fucking kidding me?”
“Jesus Alex, you just said you slept around too.”
“Not with someone I see every single fucking day. I’m gonna kill that guy.”
“I’m not gonna see him every day anymore.” I sigh.
“Why’s that then?” Alex laughs. I look down. “You’ve got to be kidding me. He dumped you too huh?”
I stand up. “I’m leaving.” I mumble as I grab my clothes.
“What was it, he could’t stand you sleeping with every guy on the street.” Alex laughs.
I slip my clothes back on as ast as I can, grabbing my bag and my shoes as Alex follows me out the door, laughing at me once again.
He steps infront of me before I can leave the house. “Alex, move.”
“Oh, so scary.” Alex laughs. “Alex, move.” He mocks.
I roll my eyes and puch him out of the way, walking out the door and to my car. Alex follows me, slamming my car door back shut as I open it.
“Where are you going?” He asks.
“Where you aren’t.” I spit.
“Do you really think you can handle another guy leaving you?” Alex says.
“Another guy isn’t leaving me.” I open the car door again. “I’m leaving him.”
Matts POV
“Dude, have you even eaten today?” Chris asks. I only groan in response. “You gotta get out of bed sometime.”
Chris leans against the doorframe of be bedroom, hos arms crossed as he stares at me. I haven’t been able to get out of bed for days, or eat, or sleep. Not since Y/N left my house the other night.
“You have to get out of bed sometime, eat.” Chris insists. “I’ve heard of girls doing this after a breakup, but seeing you like this after Y/N left-”
“What about it?” I say groggily as I turn around in bed. I glare at Chris as he scratches the back of his neck.
“Well, isn’t this kind of…. your fault?” Chris says.
“What?” I sit up in my bed.
“Well, I mean, you did sleep with Anna or whatever her name is right after your fight with Y/N.”
“She went back to Alex, how is that any different?” I snap at him.
“She didn’t go back to Alex.” Chris says. “She came over for you.”
“I’ve seen her instagram story, she’s back with him. And her life 360 says she’s at his house right now.” I lay back down on the bed.
“You’re stalking her?” Chris asks.
“It’s not stalking. I got the notification that she arrived at his house last night.”
“And if I unlock your phone what app is already open?” Chris reaches for my phone, and I stop him.
“You proved your point.” I groan.
Chris raises his eyebrow and gestures to my phone, which is lit up showing a notification from ten minutes ago, from life 360 showing Y/N had left Alex’s house.
I look up at Chris and sit up from my bed, throwing the covers off my body. “Give me that.” I say quickly. Chris hands me the phone, and I look to see where Y/N is headed. Here.
Y/N’s POV
I sit in the driveway of my best friends house. Can I even call him that now? Is he even my best friend after what happened the other day? I bite my lip, not able to decide whether or not to actually go into the house.
I shake my head. What am I even doing? Why am I here? After eveything with Matt, how can I expect he wants to see me?
I start my car up again, putting it into reverse when I hear the front door open. I look up and see Matt. We stare at eachother for a moment before he walks down the steps and to my car. I put the car back in park and open my door, the awful dinging telling me the key is still in the ignition as I step out of the car to greet Matt.
“What are you doing here?” Matt asks in a soft voice.
I look down, my hair falling over my face. “I- I don’t know.” I say in almost a whisper.
“Y/N.” Matt puts his finger under my chin and lifts my head to look in my eyes. “I’m glad you’re here.”
“Yeah?” A blush tints my cheeks.
“Yeah.” He mumbles before leaning in and pressing his lips to mine in a soft kiss.
This was different than every other time we’ve kissed. It had always been quick and needy, never loving and slow like this. He’s never held me so close and so softly like he is now. His hands on my cheek and waist, instead of under my shirt.
Matt pulls away for a moment, looking at me with a soft smile before leaning in and kissing me again.
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Power Naps; Donna Beneviento (Resident Lover)
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Requested? ❌
"Mananatili, sa iyong tabi mag damag."
"To stay, by your side for as long as can be."
Summary: Visiting your girlfriend, Professor!Donna in her office only to find her fast asleep. You try to wake her up, but she turns the tables and has you falling asleep with her on the sofa. It can't be comfortable, but with her trench coat draped over your shoulders you can't find it in yourself to fight the sleepiness off.
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: None
Resident Lover Masterlist
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A sigh leaves your lips as you spare another glance at your watch. You've spent the ast fifteen minutes knocking at the door to Donna's office in intervals but each attempt is greeted with silence. You're never impatient when it comes to your girlfriend, but right now your feet are starting to ache from how you've spent the past fifteen minutes standing outside the door and almost your whole day running around campus to help finalize your club's upcoming event.
You decide to knock once more, giving it another five minutes before you finally knock for the last time and open the door without an invitation- Letting yourself in before immediately shutting the door behind you.
The sight of Donna's office never fails to stop you in your tracks, you haven't been in here a lot but it's stark contrast to how the interior of her house looks like never ceases to surprise you. The walls are bland, and the shelves are empty except for a few volumes of botanical and toxicology texts. A singular file drawer stands behind her seat and the desk is barren except for the tests she's grading, a desk lamp, and a pen holder with a total of three pens in them.
It's said that the way an interior of a personal space is designed can tell you a lot about a person.
You take a moment to wonder why your girlfriend has her walls up so high whenever she's on campus.
You squint for a moment in the dim lighting, and it hits you that maybe your girlfriend wasn't giving you permission to enter her office simply because she wasn't currently in it. You wonder where she could be, you're sure that she's definitely done with her lectures at this hour- And she hasn't gone home yet because she had after all promised that she would drive you back to your dorm today once you were done with your respective responsibilities.
Your questioning thoughts don't cease until after you've looked to your side to find Donna laying on he back on her office sofa, her coat draped over her front- The iconic black trench coat, treated as a makeshift blanket. The sight almost makes you smile, but you take note of how Donna's using the arm rest as a pillow and you frown instead. That's gotta hurt.
You walk over to her side, kneeling on the carpeted floor before you gently brush her bangs away to place a gentle kiss on her forehead and on her scar separately.
"Mahal, wake up. It's almost 7 PM."
Donna's always been a light sleeper, so all it took was a gentle shake to her shoulder for her to start stirring in her slumber. She takes a deep breath before turning her head to face you, a gentle smile taking hold of her lips once her eyes adjust to the dimness of the room and she spots you by her side.
"Hello, Tesoro."
Donna takes your hand in hers and wastes no time in placing a kiss to the back of it. You feel her soft smile slowly shift into a grin when you chuckle at her actions.
"It's time to go home Donna, that couch can't be comfortable at all."
You move your hand to gently rest on her cheek, using your thumb to stroke skin in a gentle sweeping motion. Donna hums, her chest rises with a deep intake of air and her eyes flutter closed again.
"You are correct Tesoro. However, I believe I know of an immediate solution to this issue."
You're unable to get a word out before Donna moves quickly in a flash of black and grey, the next thing you know is that you're lying down on Donna and you're being readjusted so that the two of you can comfortably fit on the couch. A laugh escapes you as your girlfriend peppers your temple and your forehead in kisses.
Struggling against her grip was futile. So you choose to shift until you're comfortable before eventually calming down and just basking in how right it feels to be held in the Botanist's arms.
"We'll regret this when we wake up, I swear-"
Donna laughs without showing her teeth, eyes still remaining closed as if snatching you from the floor and onto the couch with her took no effort at all. She only shushes you before she stats to trace patterns on your back.
"Mia cara flore, that? Is a problem for future us. Right now I simply wish to share the silence and the serenity with you by my immediate side."
She places a lingering kiss to your lips, and you concede to her arguement with a contented hum before pulling away from her and settling down once again. You could never find it in your heart to deny Donna anything she asks for after all.
"A problem for future us. Agreed."
Donna adjusts her coat to cover your frame, the coat now acting as a blanket for the both of you to the best that it can as the ticking of the clock on her office wall lulls you both to sleep eventually.
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Translations:
Mahal - Literally translates to "Love" formally it is a word for the emotion, but it is also used as a pet name for a significant other.
Mia cara flore - My darling flower
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i like hc’ing umm. whenever i teach rudy a class that one of his friends already knows, he asks them to teach him (instead of going through the regular quests, or just to a lesser extent). conjury? shtola taught him. astrology? uri taught him. etc. <33
#lem text#🖼️#🪈 (oc)#xivposting#^^^ASTROLOGIAN IS SO FUN. REMIND ME TO GIF SOME OF ITS ANIMATIONS LATER AA. <33#it took me a while to come up with an in-character reason for him to learn healing because it really doesn’t seem like him….#but everyone is in danger. So often. so he would want to learn it for when he needs to use it. <3#conjury is much more ic for him than astrology; BUT I LIKE AST A LOT MORE THAN WHM SO!!!!!!!!!!!;;;; <333
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Anyway here's my breakdown of the ffxiv jobs, my opinions on playing each, and the tier rank of how good their story was
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WARRIOR - warrior is so fucking funny why did they make it able to solo heal itself and the entire party in 90% of the content in the game. Raw Intuition/Bloodwhetting is so broken in dungeons its hilarious. And then they have like 3 additional healing skills on top of that. And they kept buffing it throughout Endwalker. So it is currently the easiest to play, does the most damage (i think...?), and has the best healing of any of the Tank jobs. 2nd fave probably.
Story Tier: C, it's ok, Curious Gorge is a good name. i have like nothing to say about it it's a generic AF story
PALADIN - I used to hate PLD but I think the partial rework they got halfway through Endwalker helped it a lot. It's much less clunky now. Probably still my least favorite Tank though Hallowed Ground is fun and it's pretty close to Gunbreaker for me.
Story Tier: F, this is the worst class storyline in the entire game. It's so stupid. The writing is so bad the writers acknowledge it makes no sense at all and I'm like. Yeah, thanks, I am experiencing this shit. Perhaps write a story that makes sense next time instead of pointing that out.
DARK KNIGHT - Unfortunately this is my favorite Tank 🫡 which is rough since it has the worst survivability out of any of them. But I love how you use MP and the silly number of OGCDs. The Blackest Night is such a fun ability and it's a crime that it's not a baseline skill you get from the start. Why do they have so many DRs that only cover magic damage. I must ask.
Story Tier: S, there's a reason it's the most popular and well regarded class storyline. It's really good, also the only questline I know of that uses the quest log text as part of the narrative. Outside maybe a few of the very late Endwalker quests. And, well... same writer lmao
GUNBREAKER: I think GNB looks cool as fuck and I like that it has 2 DPS rotations. The Gnashing Fang combo is so fun. Superbolide memes are always fun. My main issue with it is a skill issue because I am just constantly misaligning its burst windows.
Story Tier: C. It has some interesting lore but I found it pretty forgettable as a story.
HEALERS
WHITE MAGE: I hated White Mage for a while but something clicked and now I totally get it. I find it fun in dungeons cause you get to Holy spam and stun lock everything. As uh. The healer. That's fun. Once you get Afflatus heals (and then Afflatus Misery) it clicks. It's fun maximizing damage and playing chicken with the tank's HP.
Story Tier: B, you get a lot of lore around the Padjal, and I think the Stormblood story where you find a padjal living in hiding with her mother is pretty good! Also it's not technically the job storyline but there's a WHM side quest to get a unicorn mount? i guess it's technically a CNJ quest but same diff. no one else gets that shit. so that's cool
SCHOLAR: probably my least favorite of the healers... it just feels super clunky. You can tell a bunch of different design philosophies went into it over the years and none of them mesh very well. They've made it so the Fairy Gauge controls literally one spell. Why have the gauge at all? It's also a huge missed opportunity that there's no tie in or interaction with the fae in Shadowbringers. I love the idea of a battle tactician healer but I think it needs a rework.
Story Tier: B+, I liked the characters and its the main way to get backstory and lore on what happened with Nym.
ASTROLOGIAN: While I think AST has a similar issue to SCH (lots of different design philosophies over the years) I find it way more fun to play. I like the card mechanic and how it interacts with the rest of the party. AST is basically the only job that has its own like. Minigame? As part of its rotation. And I know a lot of people don't like the RNG for it but personally I find it fun. I know AST is getting a redesign in Dawntrail so hope it's good.
Story Tier: C? I think? I'll be honest I don't remember it super well but I didn't find anything objectionable about it. And I like the tarot aesthetic and lore and how it's healing based on manipulating luck.
SAGE: I think SGE is tons of fun, I'm not sure if I like it or WHM more. I love all the skills SGE has for preventing damage and the gimmick where your DPS heals someone in the party. Visually the hi-tech laser shooting healer is a lot of fun. IT HAS A GAP CLOSER. The only thing i wish was it wasn't so MP negative and that it did more damage. It's a little sad its DPS output is so low compared to the other healers (even AST when you factor in how it buffs the party). Since SGE is supposed to be a healer that heals through damage it's silly its damage kinda sucks.
Story Tier: A, I loved this storyline. Both the Endwalker job stories are very self contained and interesting. While the twist is pretty obvious it's still an interesting exploration of uh. Scientific ethics. Yeah
PHYSICAL MELEE DPS
MONK: I've probably played MNK the least of the phys melee but I like the whole adaptable combo thing. Not much else to say since I have played it so little. Might bring it back out and try again. It DID have the funniest guide in the Balance discord for a while.
Story Tier: D. I think? I remember thinking it was dumb, lmao. Sorry.
DRAGOON: MAN I wished I liked DRG more. It looks so fucking cool and I like how it interacts with the dragon lore. But I find it very punishing to play. To do good damage you have to align so many different cooldowns... and snapshot your DOT correctly... and screwing one thing up just fucks your DPS output forever. Like AST I believe this is being reworked in Dawntrail so I hope it feels better to play.
Story Tier: C+. I think it starts strong since you get to meet Estinien pre-Heavensward and it melds nicely with that story. But I found it pretty directionless post-HW which is a shame.
NINJA: I remember finding this one fun. I like that there are different combos you do that have varied finishers depending on the situation. I am just... bad at remembering which combo to use to get which finisher, lol. So I haven't played it as much. NIN gets a lot of flavor other jobs don't get with their unique run and jump animations. And you get a Bunny of Shame on your head if you fuck up a combo, which is incredible.
Story Tier: A. The Rogue story is probably the most memorable of the basic class quests. Ninja just has great characters and a fun story. What is with that one guy. Karasu? If you know you know. I also like how the Rogue characters show up later in the Ninja story. That's fun.
SAMURAI: I had a similar experience to WHM here because I initially hated it then really came around once it clicked. SAM seems very complex, it has a ton of buttons and different combos. But it is actually quite intuitive once you figure out the general pattern. And it does INSANE damage. I think it's the highest DPS output in the game? I love building the combos and then doing a huge finisher for a bajillion damage. The guaranteed crits and constant OGCD weaves make me feel unstoppable. I think this is tied with RPR for me.
Story Tier: B+. I found the exiled samurai character and his journey toward redemption very compelling. I won't spoil beyond that. However it does fall apart a little in the second half. Still fun but not as good.
REAPER: I love RPR, the teleportation is a lot of fun, and I love finally unleashing the demon form and going ham on the enemy. The weapons are the coolest looking in the game. Every scythe design hits. I probably played this the most in Endwalker. My main critique is the Death's Design mechanic. I hate having to keep a stupid debuff on the target to do damage. It's like a dot but without the optimized snapshotting. If they want to keep this idea i think it would feel better to change it into something like SGE's Kardia where you apply it to one enemy to do increased damage to it without having to worry about reapplying it. not sure how they would balance this for aoe but that's not my job. But even with that caveat I still really enjoy the job.
Story Tier: A+. While it doesn't reach the highs of DRK's story it comes close. I love the badass old lady main character. Her hunting a voidsent that possessed her grandfather would be cool enough but making her a Garlean exile in hiding who grudgingly agrees to train you just adds an extra cool factor. I really enjoyed this story. As a bonus theres a lot of incidental dialogue in the post-6.0 Endwalker story if you completed the RPR story because it ties in a lot.
PHYSICAL RANGED DPS
BARD: It's a bit clunky, its got some outdated design elements, it has one of the lowest damage outputs in the game... and i LOVE IT. this was technically the first job I ever played? totally different character like 8 years ago. and i was so so bad. I think i am actually pretty good at current BRD. the animations look cool. i like that it's a class you really need to work for and optimize to eke out that last bit of damage. and boosting everyone else's damage by existing is kinda neat.
Story Tier: B. I'll be real I barely remember this but I do remember it was gay as fuck so immediately gets an extra tier for that.
MACHINIST: MCH is really funny right now because like. It's phys ranged, right. The design behind phys ranged is you have 100% uptime cause you can freely move around and not have to worry about cast timers or melee range or anything. So the trade off is that they do less damage than other classes. Endwalker MCH did not get the memo and does insane damage anyway. My controversial opinion is that it has similar burst DPS to RPR. No i will not elaborate. I'm also bad at doing good damage on MCH which is impressive since it is easy.
Story Tier: B+. Some Ishgard noble's gay son wants to build machines instead of killing dragons the good old fashioned way and has to prove himself to get taken seriously. A tale as old as time. See I haven't done this quest in like years but I still remember it. He is a memorable character. It's just not like. knockout wowza compared to the A tier stories.
DANCER: Dancer is the second easiest DPS job in the game behind SMN. So if i am sleepy it's the one I like playing. You play simon says. you do a lot of damage when you play simon says then do almost no fucking damage otherwise. I think it's the lowest direct damage in the game? for a dps i mean. You have high stakes sexual tension with a DPS of your choice via Dance Partner. I wish other DNC players knew how Dance Partner works. YOU CAN DANCE PARTNER ANOTHER DANCER. THE BUFF STACKS. BUT YOU CANNOT DANCE PARTNER THE SAME PLAYER AS ANOTHER DANCER. THOSE BUFFS DO NOT STACK. ok i'm good. anyway
Story Tier: C. there's some shit about negative emotions and purging them? in theory i think this has some interesting implications with Endwalker lore considering Dynamis and its role in the story. Very similar mechanically to what's going on with the DNC story. but i really don't think the writers made the connection so it's like pure speculation and not the actual story. It's meh. fine i guess. i did like all the flashy dancing sequences.
MAGICAL RANGED DPS
BLACK MAGE: I am so so so so so so so bad at BLM. i pull up the guide. i read the guide. it all makes perfect sense. i go into a dungeon or trial or something. somehow i always get like Zeromus or some shit. and i drop Enochian or something and everything goes to shit and i'm yelling and i'm not even like slide casting or teleporting or anything i just run around crying. then i remember i have like 10 more buttons i haven't been pressing and oh god the dot fell off. people play this? for fun? i admire it. apparently they do a ton of damage if you can play it. could not be me.
Story Tier: B? There's some voidsent and Thirteenth lore. all the black mage characters are Lalafell because it's funny i guess. OH YEAH it has like the one named male Keeper of the Moon Miqo'te NPC in the entire game and he's fun. look at this twink:
sorry i don't have anything to say about BLM i am bad at it
SUMMONER: easiest DPS job in the entire game. they redesigned it for Endwalker so it is practically a new job. i have no idea how it played before. but it is super streamlined. maybe too streamlined? it's another one to play if you want to turn your brain off. i like that at 90 you summon The Actual Primals instead of little representations of them. and i like the way your burst phase switches between Bahamut and Phoenix. it all looks very cool. they should add Leviathan as a summon in Dawntrail.
Story Tier: C.. i don't remember a single thing about this questline except you interact with Y'shtola's half sister. i think you go to Cartenau at some point. idk
RED MAGE: RDM is one of those jobs that looks really complicated when you start then you actually play it and it is just super super easy. that being said i think it's really fun. I like balancing the white and black magic gauges. Dualcast is a great gimmick and it feels cool to lob two big spells in a row at something. Dualcast Verraising a chain of dead players is so fucking funny. it's a shame that the existence of Verraise means RDM does shit damage to compensate for its utility. It and DNC just sit at the bottom with BRD barely scratching ahead of them. i think? i don't remember LOL
Story Tier: A, I really like the story and characters. I like that you have a middle-age world weary catboy (catman) as your mentor. and i like that he canonically trained Alisaie too and you chat a little about that. it's a fun story!
BLUE MAGE: what the fuck is a blue mage
Story Tier: ???
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somehow i went from the thing i was writing before (silly, somewhat lighthearted) to 500 words of dess and gaster arguing back and forth and i don't even fully agree with my own characterization choices (though i think they are reasonably thought provoking). this is kind of just what happens when you get attached to The Not Existing ???s and have noooo sleep schedule
im making something really dumb with dess and gaster right now, just so stupid
#ast says things#i made the line breaks and slashes so annoying. It's so hard to communicate gaster via static text the man has Pauses
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I'm having fun sdfdsfg I don't draw Al/ast/or so I never thought of how I'd do a custom text box for him, I think the one I picked works, though.
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