#assmobile

[ghostriderslade]

Today Detroit rolled out it's newest must-have-vehicle - the ass-mobile for all of us who hate all those assholes driving all over already. Pucker up and kiss tailpipe, m.f.s.

[once-in-a-blood-moon]

Silly Nicknames for the OM! Characters

Lucifer - Mack (just to grate on his nerves and give him whiplash the first time he's called that) or Lucifurious

Mammon - Gordon Mamsey

Levi - Leviathanos

Satan - Spray-tan

Asmo - Assmobile (pronounced like automobile just with asmo at the front...party in the back am i rite?)

Beel - Beely Bug

Belphie - Belt

Diavolo - Dia...havesomemorepaperworktofinishmylord?

Barbatos - Barbed wire

Simeon - Slimeon or Slymeon (Slidemeon that di-)

Luke - The baby™️ 🥺

Solomon - Pactman or Slalom

Thirteen - Thirty one

Raphael - Raffle ticket

Mephistopheles - Manyouneedtostopwiththese (yeah...i know) - run on nicknames are only for the nobles apparently

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

Hey Danny, I've heard you have a rad car. May I see it?

Sure thing!

BEHOLD! THE ASSMOBILE!

I found this baby out of the street with a sign that said "Free Car" on it.

Knowing that a chance like this doesn't come often, I hopped on and drove this sexy piece of metal back to the house!

Sure, she's falling apart a little, but c'mon! All the ladies crumble when they get near me!

Notable things about her:

Her horn is loud

She has cupholders!

She can go pretty fast. Like, Delorean fast.

I repaired her multiple times with duct tape.

[solaneceae]

WE NEED TO RAID MARKS HOME AND PUT ASS MOOBLES EVERYWHERE

QUICK EVERYONE, TO THE ASSMOBILE

[iamthecutestofborg]

I just like how when Steven's attempting to fly the assmobile, everyone is like 😧 except Blue who's just like 😌 because she is just happy to have Pink back.

[me-is-madonna-fan]

The only vehicle I'll drive

[leyleycraves]

This is going to be better than the assmobile, pp carcaine, and the beast!!

Though I wish there was more room in the back for backshots.

Also, a picture of my and Leyley's new (used) car, completely paid with cash so we can customize it however we want.

[sagetheunwise]

honestly like whenever someone just fucking blitzes past at the speed of Bastard it's like a 25% chance it's a tesla driver. 50% chance it's a Truck Guy in his Dodge Ram F-420 or whatever who has a truck larger than his ego and a dick shorter than his temperament. 20% it's some beat to shit fallen apart assmobile constructed from duct tape and bungee straps. the last 5% is Luxury Car driver Douchewaffle McRichshit in his Mercedes Benz SUV doing 90 because fuck the (relatively speaking) poor

I just drove past a guy who im pretty sure had his tesla in self driving mode because he was driving like an asshole but that might just be how tesla owners drive normally