#assmobile
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ghostriderslade · 2 months ago
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Today Detroit rolled out it's newest must-have-vehicle - the ass-mobile for all of us who hate all those assholes driving all over already. Pucker up and kiss tailpipe, m.f.s.
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once-in-a-blood-moon · 6 months ago
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Silly Nicknames for the OM! Characters
Lucifer - Mack (just to grate on his nerves and give him whiplash the first time he's called that) or Lucifurious
Mammon - Gordon Mamsey
Levi - Leviathanos
Satan - Spray-tan
Asmo - Assmobile (pronounced like automobile just with asmo at the front...party in the back am i rite?)
Beel - Beely Bug
Belphie - Belt
Diavolo - Dia...havesomemorepaperworktofinishmylord?
Barbatos - Barbed wire
Simeon - Slimeon or Slymeon (Slidemeon that di-)
Luke - The baby™️ 🥺
Solomon - Pactman or Slalom
Thirteen - Thirty one
Raphael - Raffle ticket
Mephistopheles - Manyouneedtostopwiththese (yeah...i know) - run on nicknames are only for the nobles apparently
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Hey Danny, I've heard you have a rad car. May I see it?
Sure thing!
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BEHOLD! THE ASSMOBILE!
I found this baby out of the street with a sign that said "Free Car" on it.
Knowing that a chance like this doesn't come often, I hopped on and drove this sexy piece of metal back to the house!
Sure, she's falling apart a little, but c'mon! All the ladies crumble when they get near me!
Notable things about her:
Her horn is loud
She has cupholders!
She can go pretty fast. Like, Delorean fast.
I repaired her multiple times with duct tape.
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Opinions on the Opel Corsa C (my brother owns one we call it the assmobile)
ASSMOBILE as in Any Shithead Seeking to Move Off the Bumper Is Looking Exasperated? If so yeah agree 100%.
Like, I understand assuming I have a socket at hand -however frustrating it is when I don’t- but at least SCREW THAT BOLT ONTO SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T SPIN FREELY?????
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We did get it out at the end tho :) (but it turned out the radiator leak we were looking for was behind the headlight and it would’ve taken us one minute to get to it :/)
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solaneceae · 5 years ago
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WE NEED TO RAID MARKS HOME AND PUT ASS MOOBLES EVERYWHERE
QUICK EVERYONE, TO THE ASSMOBILE
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iamthecutestofborg · 6 years ago
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I just like how when Steven's attempting to fly the assmobile, everyone is like 😧 except Blue who's just like 😌 because she is just happy to have Pink back.
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warsraging-a · 7 years ago
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“Rename this the buttmobile.”
meme  |  @crimsoncharms
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“hard pass. it’s either assmobile or no go.”
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me-is-madonna-fan · 8 years ago
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The only vehicle I'll drive
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leyleycraves · 5 months ago
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This is going to be better than the assmobile, pp carcaine, and the beast!!
Though I wish there was more room in the back for backshots.
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Also, a picture of my and Leyley's new (used) car, completely paid with cash so we can customize it however we want.
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dead333777-blog · 9 years ago
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sagetheunwise · 3 years ago
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honestly like whenever someone just fucking blitzes past at the speed of Bastard it's like a 25% chance it's a tesla driver. 50% chance it's a Truck Guy in his Dodge Ram F-420 or whatever who has a truck larger than his ego and a dick shorter than his temperament. 20% it's some beat to shit fallen apart assmobile constructed from duct tape and bungee straps. the last 5% is Luxury Car driver Douchewaffle McRichshit in his Mercedes Benz SUV doing 90 because fuck the (relatively speaking) poor
I just drove past a guy who im pretty sure had his tesla in self driving mode because he was driving like an asshole but that might just be how tesla owners drive normally
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