#assjuice

[melissa-titanium]

2hiits my PANT2 ican;t DR;AW;RG98JE4RJU9SH5HI5NH

[skips-is-asleep]

I've been feeling so unmotivated,. You're getting this and you're liking it

[anonbinaryweirdo]

america sucks assjuice omg.

[spicyv]

It's good to drink some beer, listen to some punk & have a good time❣️🍺🤘🍺❣️ #PunkInDrublic #WorcesterPalladium #AssJuice #NOFX #MightyMightyBosstones #Pennywise #LifeWithTheWife #Voravut #SpicyV #WorcesterLife (at Worcester Palladium) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUTktjbMo11Hnlkt0L2wYF0fjVp_Dsi4l2yLag0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[francohq]

recast neighbors with people here

Mac Radner: Seth Rogen. I can’t. I just can’t. 

Kelly Radner: @emilystonehq needs someone with her comedic timing. 

Teddy Sanders: @itskjapa also needs someone who can distract a whole sorority with their abs. 

Pete: @hqfisher couldn’t pass the baton onto anyone better suited. 

Brooke: @hqsofia has to be someone justified in making out with KJ, Jordan and Emily.

Scoonie: @tmhclland congrats, you win the world’s largest dick awards.

Garf: @hcurly “oh no, they sent out Garf. He’s so charming”. 

Assjuice: @evanpeaters

[kurokrisps]

Poppy: Have you thought about leaving the Tribe yet, Cree- i mean......assjuice? :D

Creek, flashing back to the Bergen Village:

[antitransmedicalism]

Ice JJ. Rowling is assjuice dawg.. 

Imagine caring so much about the genitals people have and their gender lmao, can’t relate 

Imagine pretending to be a victim of “predatory” people when you are the one so concerned about what is between a person’s legs, especially when that person is using the restroom of their choice. 

Can’t relate

[cruorlupus]

I don't know how I feel about pukei pukei spraying pressurized assjuice at me

[wweassets]

Just throwing it out there that I want Dominique's cheeks on my cock while Rey feeds him his Latino dick as he bounces on my cock moaning. After I'll pound Rey's fat Latino cakes with Dominique's assjuices. Something that deserves a stan.

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[melesor]

Galaxy brain: getting drunk off high abv scotch ale and learning about Odin's sweet confiscated cannibal alcoholic assjuice at the dinnertable

[mothsnoth]

A fly nibbling my assjuice

[cactassss]

Sure do love lying on the internet for fame and profit

Anyway did anyone see ASSjuice's SV stream yesterday? It was at like 4am

[kurokrisps]

Creek really had Branch sing a whole gospel on how sorry he was to Troll Village. I'm dead.

I just wanna make up a headcanon that when Creek returns to Troll Village he is made a pariah and by royal decree is to be addressed as "assjuice".

[richard-the-boy-wonder-blog]

Ayyyy congrats for the 100! 💜 This is more of an idea rather than a prompt I guess? But Bev and Richie are the type of people who, instead of nicely greeting each other with a normal "hi!" and a wave, they instead either flip each other off or do finger guns whenever they see each other

I can totally see this! I also am a firm believer that they do the greaser “aaaay” and finger guns at each other And theyd totally get yelled at for insulting or yelling at each other for too long but its adorable cause theyre just super stoked to see each other:

It started out innocently enough a small insult there, finger guns here, but soon it grew out of hand. No one could ask them to stoo because it was insensitive, theyre just really excited to see each other for whatever reason. But it can go one for minutes sometimes even hours, and god can it get loud.A cold gust of wind races through the whole home as Richie kicks the front door open with a grunt. Snow flakes dance around his doc martins as he quickly closes the door behind him, rubbing his hands together to warm them up with a little ‘fuckin cold man’ before reaching into his pocket. He takes out a small box and heads for the kitchen where Stan Bill and Beverly are studying for midterms at the table, he smirks when his favorite red locks come into view.He hucks the box of cigarettes right at the back of Beverlys head with a wide smile, “there you go skank.”Beverly yelps when the box makes contact, visably jumping when it happens. She turns in her chair shooting a glare at Richie, a small smile giving away she wasnt actually upset, she gives Richie the bird smile growing when her attacker gasps and covers his mouth. “Thanks assjuice.”“You harlet.”“Asshat”“Crotch goblin”“Motherfucker”“P-please guys, w-we really n-n-need to s-study…”Beverly tries her best to repress her smile and shakes her head giving one last finger to her friend over her shoulder.Richie smiles wide and sticks his tounge out between his large front teeth at her before walking away.If id stayed like that, playful insults whenever Richie got home, that would be okay. But soon it was happening every time they saw each other, and their encounters got louder… Beverly gets up before everyone else to start breakfast as usual, shes half way through finishing making toast and eggs when Richie steps out in his crocs and bathrobe. Sleep is thick in Richies eyes and its evident hes only been up for maybe five minutes, but it doesnt stop his sleepy smile and lazy finger guns. “Aaaaaayyy” he says voice gravely, Beverly smiles shooting him so over head finger guns, “aaaaaayy.”Richie closes his eyes and furrows his brows as he yawns out another, more loud “ay”.Beverly squats a tad finger guns falling to her sides, “aaaaayyyyyy.”Richie smirks and raises a brow causing Beverlys smile to drops, she knows that look, theyre about to get in trouble.“AAAAAAAAAAAY MARSH” the boy yells while pretending to shoot off rounds from his finger guns.“Oh my god both of you shut the FUCK up!��� Stan yells over Richie slambing his coffee mug down on the counter.Richie winks and gives Beverly one more little finger gun before joining Stan at the coffee pot.Beverly smiles and gently rubs her hand over Richies robe clad back a little while stirring eggs, he leans in to kiss her cheek after making his coffee. She leans away shoving her middle finger right over Richies lips, "go fuck yourself.""Are you gonna wait here while i do it?" Beverly laughs and shakes her head, she loves her best friend. And he loves her.

[jcolden]

👀 if it were up to you and queenie had to either forget you or arin who would you pick?

   “She’d forget me.”

   “I couldn’t take that kind of love out of her life. Even if he is a jar of stale assjuice.”

[betterbrokenmusic-blog]

Next weekend we are back at the happiest place on Earth. The world famous Double Down Saloon. Come early and buy us a five dolla holla. Ass juice all around! . . . . #betterbroken #betterbrokenmusic #lasvegas #sincity #vegas #supportlocalmusic #diy #punk #punkrock #indie #rock #unsigned #artist #dtlv #punkmusic #livemusic #threepiece #trio #musicscene #poppunk #bandsofinstagram #stream #understandingdelivery #shutupanddrink #free #assjuice (at Paradise, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByL3ImJnDfY/?igshid=1cqvtsjxgkerq