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dailydavefranco: Dave Franco for GQ UK Magazine, February 2013

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itskjapa‌:

Curiosity killed the cat, but good thing you ain’t one. I’m sure there’s like heaps more online. We’ve only scratched the surface – though, I don’t know about you, but I ain’t too keen on looking further. I don’t know about actual videos, but I’ve totally seen fake naked pictures of myself. Which was disturbing and fucking hilarious all at once. Bro… BRO. Why the fuck did I just stumble upon a gif of your naked self getting railed by… yourself?? What was this for?? We’re gonna have to talk about this before any big family reunion, for sure. Yeah nah, plus I’m surrounded by so many amazing people. Can’t ask for more, you know. 

What if I identify as part cat and you just offended me? Yeah, we’ve dipped our toes in the shallow end and that’s enough for me, maybe one day we’ll be brave enough to dive in, but I don’t want that day to ever come. I know exactly what you mean - I don’t know whether to feel violated or laugh my ass off. I wish I could say that one was fake...but...that was an actual...creative decision that I made. It was for a FunnyOrDie skit called ‘Go Fuck Yourself’, and I might have minor regrets, but at least they gave me baby oil and I look jacked. I think it’s still up on YouTube if you need new wank bank material, bro. 

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iMessage: Davey Boy

Ash: Well, if you ever want another corrupting night, just call. You know we'll have fun. ;)

Dave: I have 0 doubt about it. You're not one of those people who have it in them to be boring, are you?

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iMessage: Davey Boy

Ash: All I'm hearing is, Ashley corrupt me and help me get back to my partying ways.

Dave: You did plenty of corrupting, and believe me, it definitely helped me realize how much I'd missed it. Married life will do that to ya.

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alxdaddarios‌:

I haven’t yet, but it’s only a matter of time. Well, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but I don’t think Mommy and Daddy are getting back together any time soon. You know how he is. All of the emotional progress we made all but disappeared when he fucked off to the jungle and I’m not going through that again.

I do know, and I have to say, I expected that. It’s like you’ve got your own 50 First Dates scenario going on - worked for Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in the end though. Or at least...their fictional characters.

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larsonhqs‌:

I should’ve know you just wanted me to gas you up so you could go around telling everybody I did so. Listen, consider me your new personal hype-woman so whenever you need your ego inflated again, I’ll be a phone call away. Holy crap, that is exciting! I mean, you’re killing it out there, Dave. I’m super proud of you.

Can’t believe you fell for it, honestly. You should know by now I’ll always have an ulterior motive. I like this new arrangement we’ve come to, though. I’ll just name-drop you in all my auditions and be like “she’ll vouch for me”. Thank you, thank you, it does feel pretty surreal, I don’t think it’ll hit me until it’s out there for the world to see. You’ll watch it, right?

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hqlilyc‌:

Hm, that’s a point. Don’t really need that level of competition, do I? I mean, the “people fangirls want Zac Efron to date” club is pretty crowded, he’ll never have the time to date all of us, so I’ll gladly vacate my spot. Hey, if you hadn’t eaten them I would have, so my waistline thanks you. Anyway, there’s plenty more where they came from, not like I’ve got much better to do than bake, right? Honestly? It looks like two people got wasted and threw a shitload of paint at it.

We only invite people when it doesn’t directly threaten our king and queen title, deal? That’s pretty damn true, I’ve never seen the internet want one person to consecutively date so many people as him, they must think he’s got some serious time on his hands. In that case, you’re very welcome, happy to help you kill time and save your waistline anytime. Shit. I felt like we were doing so well, too. I was trying to get abstract. I need to see a photo pronto. 

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iMessage: Davey Boy

Ash: You can't see me, but I am rolling my eyes so hard at you right now. Age is just a number. It means nothing.

Dave: I can picture it well enough as if I'm seeing it for myself. And I've got nothing else to blame it on, so hush.

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liliricnhart‌:

You’re just checking off more and more boxes on one day I’m gonna show up and never leave. Adorable cats, large tub, fellow movie supporter — great view. I’m sure we could find a walkman off of eBay or something, give a true authentic vibe. If not Spotify will work more than well enough. Just promise me you have enough bubblebath. Milo’s like his mama, a cuddler through and through. You’re an evil man, Dave. Evil, good thing you have the good looks going for ya. Please tell me you’re not gonna secretly have cameras put up so that you can see my true reaction since you face will be hidden behind that horrid costume. If you’re hoping this is a secret kink of mine? Not happening! Surprise company it is. I think I’ll pop around — soon. Was the best movie-watching-spot, you had me smitten there. So even better. 

I can think of a lot worse things than having Lili Reinhart enforcing herself as a new roommate, the place has been feeling too big and vacant since James moved out, anyway. I’ve definitely got more than enough bubblebath - I’m like Chandler when it comes to baths, you can catch me taking unmasculine bubble baths all the fucking time. Evil but attractive? Isn’t that what women say they like in a man? Bet they just don’t picture it meaning he’ll come into your room in full E.T costume, but that’s what makes me extra special. I feel like if I put secret cameras up you could have me put behind bars, so no, I won’t do that, I might just have to cut bigger eyeholes into it and improvise. You never know, it might unlock a kink in you that you never even knew you had. Nice, I’ll make sure I keep the fridge stocked up and the face shaven, then. 

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itskjapa‌:

Yo, I hope you’re laughing. This was one was gold – I’m even allowed to stroke my own ego for a little bit, aye. I’m surprised. Like mad surprised you haven’t tried to look it up, bro. I did for you though. And I’m here to say, this looks as fucked up as we both thought it would. I even found something called The Lord of the G-Strings. The internet is wild, man. Yeah nah, that definitely sounds like the most logical thing. Except my Samoan fam ain’t really gonna be part of the trip. We’ll make it happen nonetheless. Heaps. I ain’t gonna say all the time because that would be a lie. I’ve enjoyed some stuff. And then you get those plots that are just redundant or downright wack. Can’t complain though.

You mentioned that title and I just had to go look for myself - there’s also one called Lord of the Cock Rings, so clearly porn makers were having a field day once they started tapping into the possibilities. There’s porn about everything nowadays, though. Bet there’s even a corner of the internet where KJ Apa fake porn is thriving. Fuck it, I’ll tell them we’re going to NZ to visit Hobbiton and they’re not allowed to say they can’t, and we’ll make it happen. Right? Still pays the bills. I’m sure we’ve all rolled our eyes at some of the shit we’ve had to play out. 

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iMessage: Davey Boy

Ash: You are such a light weight. I mean yeah I was hungover the next morning, but I've had way worse hangovers. We need to build your tolerance up babe.

Dave: Alright, Winehouse. Not all of us can drink like we used to. I'm getting old, ya know. That four years between us counts for ten.

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emwatsonx‌:

Hmm, I think I might have to add ‘bluffing’ on the list of one of my specialties. I’ve been told I can be a bit difficult to read at times.

I could definitely believe that. Some people would probably think it comes hand in hand with being an actor but that definitely isn’t the case for me, I’m like an open book. 

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liliricnhart‌:

I take that as a full compliment. If I can emulate that of Vivian, well — lets just say life goal numero uno achieved. Absolutely could see me rocking out to Prince in your bathtub with a ton of bubbles. Is there any other way? You are very welcome, I’m a very giving person. I’m game to share your cats with you! That goes without saying I would share Milo! Must count for something. I swear if you come into the guest room and wake me up in that costume, I can not be held accountable for anything that might happen. Fucking terrifying. You see, I didn’t get the official invite, but I mean, that sounds like a pretty open ended invitation there, Dave Franco. Careful, I might just start showing up anytime. Care to give me thirty minutes and maybe I can swing by for this next night? Before you buy that torture device. 

I even have a wide bathtub like that one, so you know, just ticking off more and more of that Pretty Woman bucket list. Can’t promise the Walkman though because, does anyone still have those? That’s true, as long as Milo’s a cuddler you can knock yourself out with both Harry and Arturo, we’ll spread the love. That reaction just made me click the ‘buy’ button faster than I’ve ever clicked anything before. I’ll take whatever’s coming to me - it looks like there’s a fair amount of padding on that costume to protect me anyway, the only thing I’ll regret is not being able to see your face properly. You don’t need to wait for an invitation, seriously, I’d be happy to get some surprise company. Plus it only takes five minutes to set up that roof-movie-watching-spot, if you liked that. 

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ffszef‌:

I’ll believe it when I see it. 

A’ight just don’t get your hopes up when it’s not mantlepiece-worthy. I’m not promising anything good. 

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alxdaddarios‌:

He’s just a comedic genius and a lovely human being, which I aspire to be in my life. You know you can’t be vague, it’s really not fair. 

Fair enough, good enough reasons for sure. Have you met him or is that still on the bucket list? Do I need to paint Zac’s face on my forehead?

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itskjapa‌:

Climatize or climax? Bro, I can’t with you either. This is what we call an obsession. I’ve tried that different kind of ring and man – that’s intense. I betcha they’ve made a remake of that franchise with said ring. For sure. It must be out there and it’s probably sick af. You know what? We’re gonna have to make that happen. Someday, somehow. We’ll have your fam and mine sit down for one big reunion. It’ll be chaos. Yeah nah, that was some twisted shit for sure. Though, I had heaps of fun shooting this. It was a nice break from all the drama we had going and were about to jump into again.

Dude, I’m that person who’s literally laughing out loud at their phone right now, at least there’s only my cats witnessing it. There’s most definitely a porn version using that kind of ring, and before you even ask - no, I actually haven’t seen it. Next time your family come to support you at a premiere or something, we’ll do it. That might be a little easier than getting my family to take a trip to NZ - though I prefer that option. You guys do a great job with whatever gets thrown at you, anyway. D’you ever get the script and just roll your eyes?