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Birendranagar SACCOs Vacancy 2081 for Sr. Assistant, Assistant

Birendranagar SACCOs Vacancy 2081 for Sr. Assistant, Assistant. Interested and eligible candidates can apply by 21st Shrawan 2081. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES  Birendranagar SACCOs Vacancy 2081 for Sr. Assistant, Assistant Opening Positions:  1. Sr. Assistant Required No: 4 Department: Accounts and Administration Level: 5 Qualifications/Experience: Bachelor’s degree, Cooperative and financial Institute…

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

[dclovesdanny]

DcxDp prompt

1/3

So maybe summoning the king of ghosts was a bad idea, but Tim was out of options. Almost all the justice league had been incapacitated, and those still able to fight were not going to last much longer. So, he and young Justice(plus Constantine, who had not stopped drinking since the whole invasion began) gathered around and began the summoning ritual.

He wasn’t expecting his new assistant at WE to show up in the circle, filling out paperwork with a feather pen, and was that green ink?

[crazygnomenclature]

[pianokantzart]

Anyways Snoutlet is best companion, no competition.

[morganbritton132]

Dustin posts a Tiktok with that “What two clips give off the same energy” video that’s just:

(1) A video of Steve tossing Eddie’s shoes to him like, “Chop, chop, chop, we got a middle school basketball game to go to, Munson.”

Eddie responds in a full whine like, “Why??? What did I do to the king to receive this cruel and unusual punishment?”

Steve, ignoring his theatrics, throws a t-shirt with the school logo on it at him like, “Represent.”

And (2) a video of Steve and Eddie lounging on the couch when Steve asks, “Can you get tickets to the Barbie movie premiere?”

Eddie doesn’t even look up from his phone when he says, “Probably. Only if you walk the carpet with me though.”

Steve throws his head back and groans, “Ughhhh, I hate that.”

[total-drama-brainrot]

been thinking about assistant!noah using malicious compliance to get out of singing.

[rassebers]

Pull yourself TOGETHER man

[chiropteracupola]

there's no rule saying you can't turn medieval kings into magical girls.

[thestardustcreetchure]

Knowing what we know now of what becomes of Niko Sasaki, I firmly believe Litty and Kingham are her feral personal assistants terrorizing everyone else in whichever department of the afterlife bureau she's part of

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Death of your values and destruction of yourself

"Well would you look at that. The little robin tumbled out of its nest has it?" Shego's voice echoed playfully in the warehouse.

Robin jumped slightly, almost unnoticeable. flinching? No, he didn't just flinch he jumped. Shoulders tense already in a battle ready stance.

Danny paused in his approach. His head tilting because, Just what in the ancients names was he wearing and why was it familiar? That armor those colors that copper orange covering half of it.

What was up with Robin?

While Shego was busy wracking his mind about what could possibly have happened in the short amount of time he had left. Robin was subtly looking around but flinched when the wooden boards creaked from under Danny shifting his weight.

He hadn't just flinched in surprise but he jumped in what, fear? Of him, since when? " The glorified green secretary? " The Titan brats called him that so often that even the press picked it up! He was a highly qualified respectable henchmen!

Shego jumped down from his previously hidden perch atop the wooden crates. Coming out of the shadows behind Robin.

The kid's tense shoulders tensed even further quickly twerling around birdarangs no X's flying at him! Shego ei Danny dodged quickly. Ducking his head and got closer instead of away from Robin.

Shego who used to be Danny phantom. The phantom menace and a teen ghost hero immediately knew that something was seriously wrong with Robin. Something was up with the bird brat.

Because Shego would also behave like that when the status quo changed. When the status quo with roughs changes and suddenly all the shaky unsaid rules with roughs change.

Heroes and villains dance a dangerously deadly delicate tango with each other.

So when the villains suddenly start doing the macarena together you know shits about to be, well weird if not deadly.

And it's when Shego's countering Robins high kick that he finally recognizes just what it is the kid is wearing. The whites of shego's mask narrow and just for a second his grip on the teen fist hardens. For the split second it does Shego pulls the kid close to his face. Both of their white slit mask covered eyes meet.

It's a mother fucking Deathstroke mini suit. Danny feels like he's about to burst a fucking vain.

" Kid do you have any idea about what that suit means? " Shego says it calmly, levelled. He doesn't shout in his anger but oh how Danny desperately wants to.

The child remains silent but he has stopped his fighting to get free. It's quiet for a beat and when it's clear Shego won't get an answer.

" It means destruction Robin, It means death."

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CTEVT Vacancy 2024 for Assistant, Officer, and Instructor

CTEVT Vacancy 2024 for Assistant, Officer and Instructor. Council of Technical Education and Vocational Training (CTEVT) Recruitment Committee, Sanothimi, Bhaktapur has issued notification regarding open, inclusive and internal competitive recruitment. Read below or visit the official site for more details. CAREER OPPORTUNITY CTEVT Vacancy 2024 for Assistant, Officer and Instructor In…

[bunabi]

I would give anything to criminalize understaffing whether its for negligence or cost-cutting or whatever

Aint no way 2-3 people should be running a busy multi-level store in a major city by themselves man this is so busted

[petit-papillion]

Joris receiving his WAG of the Year Award

The Aussie tifosi are truly delivering, as always.

📸 paddocktorques

[tepkunset]

Urgent Power Bill Assistance Needed!

I am a low-income, disabled Indigenous person seeking assistance.

My family owes nearly $2000 to NS Power and they just threatened to cut us off if we don't pay by April 18, 2024.

We can probably come up with about $500 ourselves, but we will still need about $1500 to cover it all.

If anyone has anything at all they can spare and would like to assist us, please know we would be eternally grateful for the help!

Details below. Wela'lioq!

[P*YPAL] [K*-FI]

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

Imagine being Singed though, knowing Viktor? All you wanna do if find a cure for death (lmao right) and bring your daughter back to life, then one day this little boat enters the cave you keep your mutant salamander in, and a little boy with a cane finds it, offers to help because its dying and you’re like hell yeah an apprentice I’m good with kids.

Then this kid doesn’t get that the salamander ain’t a pet, it’s drugs/tester for drugs, and leaves angrily (bro thought you were chill) and you never see him again though you do hear things about him being a co-creator of literal magic technology and you’re probably like damn that’s cool.

Then about twenty years after you first met he comes back to your lab, looking sick af (literally) and is like I totally get why you were torturing that pink lizard, do you have a solution that will keep me from dying? And you’re like yep sure do, he’s some modified heroin-crack I made from the lizard for you, people are gonna hate you though. And he only is like “Jayce will understand” and you’re like fuck he’s repressed and gay, whatever

Then a few months (idk) later you find out he survived an explosion, got fused with the thing you wanted to see (👀) now the leader of a cult, has a hivemind, can heal people and see memories and thoughts, and he’s trying to reverse the process on your wolfman, once again forgets the lesson you tried teaching him (bro, the mutation must survive!) even though you just showed him that very private memory of your dead daughter. And refuses the wolfman blood.

So you’re like, fuck it, stops the process anyways on the wolfman, his ex boyfriend shoots him in the chest, he cocoons himself in a weird sphere, his boyfriend rejects him again, then he’s like fine whatever use the blood. Then he ascends to godhood, you use leftover parts to bring your daughter back to life, and later find out that while in the hivemind his on-again off-again boyfriend told him they were soulmates, and they blipped out of existence.

It’s like what if the kid you babysat one time came back when they were an adult with like, ten college degrees and a co-ceo of apple, bought your own brand of weed, and then half a year later became Jesus.