#assistant jim

[alerivative]

au drawing dump, all very out of order lore wise

[nottogetpoliticalbutwtfisoatmeal]

It's Jim!

Everyone's favorite accountant, assistant, manager, treasurer, coffee runner, physical therapist, mailman, janitor, vendor, cashier.....

y'know what? let's just stick with 'everyone's favorite guy'

[baldwinheights]

[respectthepetty]

I was going to write an entire post about the red light turning green just as we see Joe give into Ming

BUT

Props to Assistant Jim for always being professional even when he is in the midst of a rich boy's marital spat involving a dead body and his recycled soul.

If I was hearing what he was hearing from that backseat, I would've pulled the car over and gotten out myself.

And as much as I think he is sticking around for *reasons*

Like . . . how solid is that NDA?

Because the man is not getting paid enough!

[maweallgotohell]

Jerome Valeska - Brother's Assistant pt.1

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pairing: Jerome Valeska x fem! reader

warnings: none

summary: Jerome locates Jeremiahs residence and decides to pay his brother a visit - to kill him. But when the door opens, he is met with the prettiest and kindest woman he has ever seen. But how will Jeremiah react, especially when it turns out, that Jerome has caught feelings for her, his assistant and best friend? And how will Jerome himself react in such a situation?

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He found him.

He searched for him for all these years and now he found him. His brother. And he wanted to kill him.

For all these years he made dozens of plans and figured out the best ways to spread fear and get his name all across Gotham so his brother would notice.

He wanted him to feel unsafe.

He wanted him to be afraid.

A few weeks ago he found out what name Jeremiah now went by and after knowing that it wasn't all too complicated to find him. Well yeah, he lived in a fuckin' bunker in the middle of the woods (fuckin' paranoid bitch), but with a name like his, it wasn't very difficult for Jerome to make out his location. Just threaten the right people and you're ready to go.

And there he stood. In front of his brother's labyrinth bunker. Was he nervous? Yeah. But he was determined to kill Jeremiah.

For the last few weeks, he tried to find a way to break into the bunker without being noticed, but there wasn't another entrance. Just the main one. And so he just... pressed the doorbell?

It was weird for him because it felt like a polite gesture. He felt like a brother, who wanted to visit his twin for dinner, while he was the "evil twin", who came to kill that son of a bitch, he had to call his brother.

* ring*

To his surprise, it wasn't his brother's face, that greeted him at the door, no. A beautiful young woman opened it swingingly, her silky (hair color) hair swaying with her movements. It was quite early in the morning, which was why she was still wearing her nightgown, the dark green silk hugging her curves perfectly and the lace gracefully accentuating her (skin color) skin. Her warm and welcoming smile greeted him like a cozy hug and he couldn't help but stare at her.

" Hello?", she asked, her voice sounding soft and gentle, as if she was an angel, that came down to earth just for him.

Her face changed and turned into a frightened one immediately as she recognized his features. She must've recognized him from the news or from stories his brother told her, he thought, but that wasn't the case. Not at all.

" Omg, Xander! What happened to your face?! Are you okay?! Are you hurt?!" She rushed directly towards him.

" Uhm, hello..? No, no Miss, I'm Jerome, Jeremiah's, uh, I mean Xanders' long lost twin brother.", he answered nervously.

Why did he stutter? And why did he lie? Well, it wasn't exactly a lie, but he wasn't honest either. How could the presence of a woman make him this nervous? He should've shot her right then and there. But he couldn't. She was too. .. breathtaking and.. . interesting to kill. He somehow knew she was different. He felt it.

Her expression softened and her smile found its way back onto her face. She hugged him as a greeting, which kinda took him by surprise.

" Omg hello!", she grinned. " I didn't know Xan had a twin. Glad to meet you! I'm YN." You held out your hand for him to shake.

...Xan?

You had a nickname for him? Was he your boyfriend? Jerome came to kill his brother, only to fall for his girlfriend? Wow. That was weird, even for him. And how could someone like Miah even pull a girl like you? Tf?

„ Nice, nice to meet you too YN.", was all he could bring himself to say.

" Xan will be so happy to hear that you're here and that you found him."

She grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the front door with her.

" Come in. Follow me.", she said as she closed the door behind them.

The sudden touch of hers took him by surprise as he stumbled after her into the building.

It was silent for a bit, only the sound of their footsteps against the concrete was to be heard.

Then Jerome found the courage to speak up.

" Sooo YN.. is "Xander" like.. you know... your boyfriend?" He found it so awkward to ask you that, whyever that was, but he just had to. He had to know that to contemplate, whether he had to kidnap or kill you if his brother really was your boyfriend.

She stopped in her tracks to turn around and look at him, only to burst out in laughter.

" Oh god, no.", you giggled. " I'm his assistant and we're like best friends. No romantic feelings between us, really. But I live here. We both needed someone to live with and we've worked together before since we met at St.Ignatius and became best friends there and later, roommates. And here we are."

He was relieved. You weren't with his brother. But were you single? He knew he was there for a different reason and definitely not to go all heart-eyed over his brother's best friend and assistant, but the question occupied his mind completely.

You stopped in front of a door and put your key card in front of the card reader.

" We're here.", you said. "This is the living room. Make yourself comfortable, Jerome. Do you want anything to drink?"

He nodded.

" Soo we have coffee, a few types of tea, water, hot chocolate or orange juice. What would you like?", you asked him with a genuine smile.

" Oh, uhm, coffee sounds amazing. Thank you."

You nodded.

"I'll be right back."

And with that, you turned around and left into the kitchen, which was right next to the living room.

" Xan should arrive here soon too btw. I think in half an hour or so. I'd be happy to have you stay here and accompany me while we wait for him. Only if that's fine for you, tho.", you smiled.

Jerome had always been able to accurately identify and define his feelings. He was also able to consider and assess them rationally. And right now, he felt something he never thought he could feel. Admiration and joyful excitement.

You could've told him to leave or come back when Jeremiah was home or given him an appointment to meet up with his brother. But you didn't. No, furthermore, you invited him to stay with you and said you would like him to accompany you. You weren't even a little bit scared of him, not even because of his "awful" features, which he found sometimes. No, you didn't do any of that. Instead, you were genuinely nice to him and treated him like everybody else, or rather special.

You made him feel wanted just by these small things you did and your naturally nice behavior, which was quite rare for him.

He thought he had, no, he was sure that he had developed a small crush on you. Even though it was unusual for him to trust someone that easily or feel drawn to someone, especially that fast, he wasn't afraid of it at all.

It felt like being near you lifted all the weight he carried off his shoulders without effort. And he wasn't scared to experience these new feelings, because he felt like they wouldn't do him bad at all. It was strange but exciting at the same time and he couldn't wait to learn more about you.

You two chatted a bit until you noticed that you hadn't informed Xan about your guest.

" Sorry, I hate to interrupt you, but I just noticed, that I haven't told Xan about you being here. Lemme just send him a message real quick."

He panicked immediately. What if Miah warned her about him and made her have a different view of him? I mean, sooner or later, Miah would come home and she would find out, who Jerome 'really' is, yeah. But he didn't want their nice little talk and their shared time to end so soon.

"Uhm, YN?", he spoke up, his voice rather quiet. The young woman looked from her phone, back up at him, a questioning expression on her face.

"Could you maybe not tell him I'm here?" His low voice now sounded rather hesitant. Your eyebrows furrowed a bit in astonishment.

"I...I wanted to surprise him. After all this time we haven't seen each other, you know?" He was surprised by himself. He said those words with such emotion, that even he himself would've believed that he missed his brother that much.

Her astonished expression settled again and gave way to a lovely smile.

"Oh yeah, sure! That's a very sweet idea. Xan will be so happy to see you", the young woman cheered.

Jerome exhaled in relief but then lowered his head as well as his voice.

"I doubt that. See, I wasn't always the best brother for him, you know. It may be that he doesn't want to see me at all, let alone talk to me or even have me here. Don't be disappointed then, YN. It's okay, really. I don't want to bother you two. Really, I don't."

He said that. And he sounded like he really missed his brother or felt sorry for the things he did.

Did he? No, very surely he did not. He came here o kill Miah, not to reunite with him and be like 'best buddies'.

But he didn't feel as if what he told the girl before was a lie. Because it wasn't.

The sad undertone in his voice was not a result of missing his brother so much, no. It was because he knew that when Miah returned, he would no longer be able to spend time with the beautiful young lady sitting across from him at that very moment, looking at him sympathetically.

She had changed everything for him in that short time. He had already heard that when you are in love, you no longer have control over what you feel and think. But he had never experienced it. Until this very moment.

No.

Until that moment when she opened the door for him.

" Jerome, please. How could someone, especially Xander, ever be that resentful."

He sighed.

He contemplated telling her the truth. That his brother built this whole bunker they're living in, just to protect them from him.

But he didn't.

Because he was... scared. This was the first time since he killed his mother that he was truly afraid of something.

He feared losing her. And it was more terrifying than anything else.

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While Jerome and YN chatted and got to know each other better, Jeremiah just then received a text from her.

> Hey Xan! You home soon? We have a surprise guest. C ya.<

At first, he thought of it as a normal text she would send him. Everything was fine.

But then it hit him like a crash.

Nobody knew where they lived. Nobody.

He panicked immediately and quickly got in his car, so he could be home as fast as possible. What if YN was in danger but didn't know yet? He could never forgive himself if something happened to her.

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word count: 1820

The first part of a new short series (probably gonna be 2 or 3 parts again). Hope y'all like it.

C ya

[floralandfailing]

Trying to find out literally everything I can about Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) currently I'm so obsessed I need to know everything. I'm at the point where I wish I could walk around the USS Enterprise and just explore all the rooms

[malcontentonline]

Spoilers for good omens season 2 under the cut...

But like what if (post miracle) Jim and Beelzebub hung out a bunch huh? What then?

Sucks to be you, little guy.

That's all I got for now :p

[sicc-nasti]

I shooooooould upload my Art Fight Attacks !!! Been doing my best to catch up on revenges :3 Characters belong to rightful owners. Linked below! Jim Red Assistant Hacker Tobias Xander

[westerberg]

I honestly can’t say I loved or hated the Saturday Night movie I have mixed feelings… I think most of the acting was really really good (other than Lorne, which I felt was flat in a way that felt lazy) but it really jumbled up the timeline of stuff to make the movie entertaining (the idea that Lorne was sitting in clubs and hiring writers 30 minutes before the show aired is beyond insane and a bit hard for me to get past) which I wouldn’tve minded if it had a stronger POV on the show and utilized the plot device to get deeper on things but it kind of just felt like a vehicle to make a movie about “OMG we’ve got to put in a show in an hour and everything’s a mess!!!!!” Which isn’t very Lornecore TBH. Certainly a live show is going to be a little chaotic but that’s gonna mostly be cast issues that close to air…. They wouldn’t just have not written shit for the puppets or whatever by an HOUR BEFORE…. Maybe I’m just a dork but I think it’s pretty well known they have a day dedicated to doing all the writing…. So it all feels a little manufactured…. But it had some interesting stuff on Garret and Chevy and Aykroyd and well I enjoyed watching it

[littlequeenies]

March 24, 1974 - May Pang and John Lennon attend the Jim Stacey Benefit.

I've seen different locations for this event (New York and Los Angeles) so I don't now which one is correct. I've also seen his name being spelled Jim Stacey and Jim Stacy.

[alerivative]

blocktales apocalypse au im working on, heres some designs so far

lore as of right now:

the concept behind the apocalypse is not a basic zombie blah blah one, basically the voices arent just affecting the sword holders but random citizens as well, leading to ppl growing violent and losing their sense of self, some ppl get affected slower than others yadda yadda, this leads to tons of bloodshed and violence because those who r "too far gone" essentially become like animals

[burnt-scone]

[tick-tick-moo]

Guys I feel like we don't talk enough about how Crowley and Aziraphale trying to do an itty bitty 1/2 miracle together led to a stronger miracle than any of them except I think Gabriel could do on their own and... yeah imagine them actively working together to do a full-blown miracle??

[mitzis-make-believe-band]

Question, for everyone but more specifically cast members that assist Chuck & friends. Would you find it weird or inappropriate if someone came to your store and photographed roadshow or birthday show. And I mean, genuinely photograph with a professional camera.

I’ve been thinking about it, since no stores here have bots for me to shoot anymore. I am a live entertainment photographer at the end of the day lol. I just know that some of the people that end up performing as Chuck can be young and or not even really be wanting to, so I’m just not sure if it would be okay. Wanted other opinions on it!

[secretsoftheuniverse1987]

Going back to look at my sun, my moon, and all my stars after having engaged so much more with the source material is wild to me, but it is still a thing that I did, and I do think those three are still wildly in love, and in my mind, they definitely have a commitment ceremony on the ship after the events of the fic, and Jim and Spock make the unreasonably risky decision (with the help of Sulu) to synthesize a version of the Vulcan death flower that isn't dangerous so they can have them in their bouquets (even though Jim still thinks it's morbid) because they know how Bones feels about the flowers.

[skeilig]

everyone I've ever worked for has told me they want to clone me and have me be all their employees... I'm such a good girl