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Dear God help me if it shows what I think it's going to show 😭
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
#💜♥️💀🤷🏻♂️✨#WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????#Fuck all my emojis 😒#asshole emojis 😭#I GET FUCKED OVER EVERY SINGLE TIME THIS POPS UP ON OUR DASH 😭#DEAD ROMANCE! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY????#AM I GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH MY WIFE???#UGH#No#i refuse#we will have no trouble#none#smh 😒#(cause i sure as hell aint got no romance with anyone else 🙄... unless you count OW ok apparently i cant say her name 🙄😒💀)
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I hate hate hate when something I've been looking for gets changed last minute
#me and my friend were supposed to have an art afternoon today#well someone else from our group proposed a board game afternoon yesterday and she kinda said she would prefer doing that instead#but that “we can do whatever i want instead” and sure bud but you've already let me know that tou prefer doing something else lmao#and of course i took that personally but i told her that we'll do the board games with everyone and now i dont even want to leave my bed#i will have to go because she will start sending me sad emojis and stickers if i tell her i dont wanna and i dont wanna be an asshole yknow#but ugh i wasn't ready to be social with more than 1 person today that's reserved for tomorrow if i go out with the girls from work#can someone come and inhabit my body instead 😩😭#ughhhh the worst part will be having to put on a happy face for the group when i really really really dont wanna be there#hopefully I'll get to leave soon with some stupid excuse#art afternoon was perfect since its been a while since i last had the motivation to do art but welp#kinda feels like spending time with me is a waste of time haha :)
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Continuing this idea.
You should be scared. Very scared. Instead you were just stupid in thinking that this person who had repeatedly broke into your home, admitting to watching you, and completely invading your privacy didn’t mean you any harm.
Your logic that if he wanted to, he would have. You just hoped to god that your intuition about him was right. You had met monsters before. They didn’t make themselves known until it was too late.
But he was different. The small things he did to make your life easier weren’t things men intent on hurting you did. And it wasn’t like he didn’t have the opportunity to.
You had gotten a dog and a cat. A bonded pair that had been left when their family moved away, leaving the partners stranded.
When you came home with the adorable mutt you sent your shadow a cheeky text.
Don’t worry. I made sure he was good with men. Just not sure if he cares for masked ones.
More worried about the cat.
This little guy? Cheese is harmless. You attached a picture of your new orange cat sleeping peacefully on your couch.
You named the fucking thing Cheese?
Dog’s name is Mac.
That only earned you a thumbs down emoji.
It had been three weeks and you were certain he hadn’t been back into your apartment. You had to do mundane tasks again. Take out the trash. Get your mail from the box. You weren’t sure how he was managing that one.
It wasn’t until you got held up at work that you sent him a text. You felt like you were asking too much, but thankfully he had crossed the line from breaking into your place.
Could I ask a favor?
Almost instantly he sent back a reply.
You could
Can you take Mac out? I’m not gonna be out of here for another 3 hours. Another waitress quit last minute and I’m stuck here. 😭
You added the crying face for effect.
Could test out that biting theory.
He won’t bite you.
Wasn’t talking about the dog, Love.
Forty minutes later you got a picture of Mac looking up. His pink tongue hanging out of his mouth, looking up in excitement.
Be careful if you pass by the guy who hangs out back by the play area. Mac dislocated my arm this weekend being a little asshole and lunging after him.
Thought you said he wouldn’t bite.
Wouldn’t bite YOU. He’s a good judge of character.
He’s a good boy.
The following shifts, your shadow would send you photos. All of Mac. All outside. None giving you the slightest idea of what he looked like.
You gave him a heads up that you’d be able to take him out yourself. You don’t know how you’d react to finally meeting him. You could have easily stalked him as he had done you, but there wasn’t any fun in that. And he had made this fun.
You didn’t however count on Mac scratching at the door at 10 pm that night.
Or the next.
Or the next.
His entire schedule was thrown off. The vet said it was a UTI and your only options were keep letting him out as needed or he will try and hold it in and risk his bladder getting inflected. Or even his kidneys.
You were standing in the flood light at the edge of your apartment building when your phone buzzed.
You need to stop going out this late. Not safe.
Why? You text back, grinning. You’re out here too. Not anything to be afraid of.
Careful. Sounds like you like having me around.
Who says I don’t?
He didn’t respond. You try again.
Am I ever gonna be able to meet you?
Three dots appeared after moments of silence
Don’t think so pet.
What’s the point then? Isn’t a hunter’s goal is to get close to their prey?
Is that what you think you are to me? My prey?
You couldn’t tell if he was actually offended. Fuck. How do you make this better?
Is it bad if I want to be?
What the fuck? Your reaction was to turn things sexual? But you weren’t lying. You often found yourself imagining him, a masked stranger coming into your room while you slept. Looming over your defenseless body until the exact moment he decided to strike.
In an instant he would have your hands restrained and a palm covering your mouth. He’d tell you to hush. The fantasy hard to imagine in that moment when you wondered what he would sound like.
I’m not actually afraid of you, you know?
Oh really? Someone is feeling brave tonight. Going out into the dark. Taunting their stalker.
You swear your could feel your heart trying to beat out of your chest. He was into it. Just as much as you were. You thought maybe given the initial cute acts of service it was more of a guardian angel kind of thing.
It wasn’t until you noticed underwear missing did you know he was just as filthy as you hoped him to be. Even though you never brought it up. Too afraid to get in too deep with someone who could be a sociopath.
You could come and see how brave I am.
He didn’t respond immediately and Mac was done dribbling out the last hit of pee. You were in the stairway when your phone chiroed.
Fine. See you soon.
A picture followed. It was dark. So dark you had to turn up your brightness. When your eyes focused, your stomach dropped.
It was you.
A stilled image of you walking into the building your back turned. The image too clear to be taken from a distance. If you had to guess it was no more than ten feet away.
Ten feet away and you didn’t hear a fucking thing. Completely oblivious to the danger close by.
That night you had came so hard you had half a mind to text him a thank you for being the inspiration behind your bliss.
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𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 (𝐄𝐖𝐖) !
jjk boys and their icks… because no man is perfect…
jjk boys x implied fem!reader
cw : men being gross, slight nsfw in nanami’s part, very mild misogyny if you squint in megumi’s part, this post was literally just so i could rant kinda
a / n : long time no see… not much to say other than i’ve been busy !!! anyways hope you enjoy :)
yuji itadori - bad grammar
giving him the tamest one tbh because he’s such a sweetheart </3 idk why but i feel like he just has such shitty grammar… like he’s smart ! just not when it comes to grammar. for example, he mixes up his to, too, and two’s, his there’s, and don’t get me started on your vs you’re :/ again he’s the sweetest boy ever ! it’s just the fact he probably failed his lit classes…
megumi fushiguro - “females”…
i was so close to giving this to satoru but i didn’t cause he has shoko to hold him down, megumi on the other hand… look, i don’t think he’d say it in front of girls, but to other dudes, yk ? and i definitely don’t think it’s on purpose to try and be an asshole but it just happens. quickly unlearns it when he says it around maki though.
yuta okkotsu - referring to himself in third person
you guys know how elmo is like, “elmo wants to go to the park,” yeah… yuta does this. and no, it’s not ironically. he definitely thinks it’s cute too and sometimes it is ! but it’s to an extent. like it’s cute the first couple times where he is goes, “yuta loves you,” but then it gets weird and corny when he’s like, “yuta wants to get dinner,” like ermmmm ok…
toge inumaki - fish pics.
as someone who lives in those south i see these OFTEN. for those who don’t know, fish pics are basically when dudes hold up fish they caught while fishing and post pictures of them holding it… i think the main problem with this to me is that a lot of very weird and racist men do it, so that’s why i hate it. anyways i’m 90% sure he has an official art where he’s holding a fish ( i also didn’t know what ick to give him ).
satoru gojo - his height is his whole personality
this shit irks me so bad omg. as someone who’s short ( 5’0 ) and hates seeing other short people make their whole personality their height, it’s even worst when it’s a tall person. satoru is definitely the type to be like, “omg guysss i bumped my head otw hereeee i’m so tallll,” like no you’re just stupid ! he definitely has other icks but this was the main one i could think of… ik he gets on everyone’s nerves.
suguru geto - says “my bad” instead of “im sorry”
another personal one tbh. i hate hate hate when people do this especially if it’s something serious. i remember one time someone pushed me in the mud ( i didn’t fully go on, just my foot ) and i got mud all over my white shoes and they have the audacity to go, “my bad,” like yeah it is your bad lmao. anyways, suguru def does this often especially to shoko. i feel like he’s pretty clumsy and say if shoko’s studying and he knocks over a drink onto her books he’ll say “my bad” and not even attempt to help her clean it up. like dude at least say sorry or something idk ???
nanami kento - calls his dick anything but a dick
“my member” you are grown !!! say dick !!! he does it to be ‘classy’ but like, he is pushing 30 doing this, just say dick. i also think it’s a shame thing ? idk probably hanging out with stsg for most of his teen years rotted his brain so he hates hearing really nasty stuff but he won’t even say penis half the time. like it’s really not that serious nobody wants to call your dick a phallus ( it was also really hard to give him an ick ).
choso - using 🥺 / 🥹
oh BROTHERRRR this one pisses me off. i hate both of those emojis in general but especially when men do it, it’s cornball behavior. like aren’t you supposed to be fighting in wars ? stand up. but i don’t think he has any ill intentions at all, honestly just picks emojis that represent his mood often. however he definitely uses 😂 instead of 😭… sorry choso…
song : ick - lay bankz
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jjk x you#jjk headcanons#jjk hcs#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#yuta okkotsu#inumaki toge#gojo satoru#geto suguru#nanami kento#choso#yuji itadori x reader#megumi fushiguro x reader#yuta okkotsu x reader#inumaki x reader#gojo satoru x reader#geto suguru x reader#nanami kento x reader#choso x reader#makisoda :: jujutsu kaisen !!
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RECOMMEND ME DETECTIVE AND OTHER NARRATIVE HEAVY GAMES PLEASE
(must be available on PC) (ok to reblog)
already played and liked - the more emoji added the more I loved it:
No Case Should Remain Unsolved 😭
PW Ace Attorney trilogy
Ace Attorney Chronicles (mixed feelings about that tho)
Crow Country (rather old school action horror but still good)
PARANORMASIGHT: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo 🤡✨🤬
Doki Doki Literature Club (yeah not a detective) 👧
Disco Elysium, duh 🔫💊🍷
The Painscreek Killings 🔍
A Short Hike 🐦
Paradise Killer 🥂🌈🗿
Slay the Princess
Persona 3 / 4 / 5 🤗🔫🎭
Frogware Sherlock Holmes series
DEATHLOOP 🎡
Dishonored 1 / 2 / 2.5 ♥♠
Thief 1 / 2 / 3 💎
Gloomwood
(splitting into several because Tumblr editor chokes on long lists)
The Case of the Golden Idol 🗿
Oxenfree 1 / 2 👁
Pentiment ✍
Beacon Pines 🌲
Sam & Max games
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective 🔍
Aviary Attorney 🕊
The Darkside Detective: A Fumble in the Dark
Lunark
The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
Perfect Tides 🐠
Tails Noir Preludes
Tails Noir
Unforeseen Incidents 🌲🌲
McPixel 2
BAD END THEATER 😳
We Happy Few 💊💊
Shadows Over Loathing
Outer Wilds ☀🌍🌎
Crowns & Pawns
The Stanley Parable / Ultra Deluxe <25xbucket emoji>
Ministry of Broadcast
Return of the Obra Dinn 🚢🔍⏰
Spiritfarer 😭😭😭
Later Alligator
The Procession to Calvary
Psychonauts 1 / 2 🧠🧠
Subsurface Circular
There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension
Kindergarten 1 / 2 🩸💣🔪
Kentucky Route Zero 🧠😳
Beyond a Steel Sky
Shardlight, Lamplight City and most other WADJET EYE games
The Red Strings Club
The Turing Test
Tangle Tower 💛💛💛
Detective Grimoire 🤎🤎🤎
Paradigm
Firewatch 🔥🔥
The Beginner's Guide
The Sexy Brutale
INSIDE
Her Story
Did Not Like:
Deponia (asshole MC with no character development)
Thimbleweed Park (pseudointellectual "nothing really matters" BS)
Scene Investigators (too much guesswork, annoying exact phrase typing "puzzles")
Nine Noir Lives (a bit too childish)
Tales of the Neon Sea (idk the writing was meh)
Blacksad (good game but a terrible PC port)
VirtuaVerse (same old 90s adventure game tropes and a MC who's an assface and never shows empathy)
Games I have in my library but didn't play yet and yes I know I should:
Va-11 Hall-A
Roadwarden
Supraland series
Carto
To the Moon
Not for Broadcast
Alba
D4
FoxTail
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May I humbly request an emotional support snippet of one of your wips? Apologies for the presumption, I love how your writing sweeps me away and it’s been an awful (feeling nauseous and wanting to cry because of stress) work day, and it isn’t going to be any better for at least a week. 😭
How humbling to hear your writing makes someone feel better 🥺. I wish I knew what you liked. I hope this is good!
"You can read me like a book. Should I take you upstairs or would you like if I just had my way with you right here in the hall?”
Arina took a reflexive step backward. “On the floor seems like your style,” she lied. Eris seemed like the kind of man who didn’t make noise during sex. In fact, as she thought about it—simply to make fun of him, of course—she pictured him as the kind of man who thanked a woman afterward for a satisfactory time before calling her an uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened. Sex was likely like brushing his teeth or showering for him. Something he did because he needed to, but not out of any sense of enjoyment.
Stop thinking about sex with Eris Vanserra.
Eris’s eyes flickered to the floor as if he were considering it. “Tempting,” he said in a tone that made it impossible to determine if he was being serious or not. “And Lucien?”
“Seems weird, but you’re not my brothers—”
“Where is he?” Eris interrupted, cheeks flaming all over again. “This isn’t a joke, Arina.”
Crossing her arms over her chest, Arina stared him down. “Why don’t you let him have a good time for onc—”
“Our father is dead.”
Oh.
“Oh,” she breathed. “I…should I say sorry? Or congratulations?” she asked, the liquor making her tongue looser than he was. Eris’s eyes widened as though he couldn’t believe what she’d said.
Scrambling, Arina added, “It’s just, he was such a miserable bastard from the stories and I…sorry. I’m sorry. I—I’ll get him.”
Eris didn’t move as Arina turned, feeling like the biggest asshole on the planet. Who congratulated a person on their dead dad? She’d need to get black out drunk to forget she’d done that, or else she’d ruminate on it until she died.
Arina found Lucien in the backyard, leaned up against their rotting, wooden fence while he watched Elain play a rather vicious looking game of badminton.
“Your brother is here,” Arina informed him as Lucien grinned at her. That smile immediately drooped.
“He can’t take a fucking hint,” Lucien grumbled, pulling out his phone. “Tell him to get fucked.”
“I already congratulated him on your dead dad,” Arina admitted, earning a booming laugh from Lucien.
“Oh, I’ll bet he loved that,” Lucien said.
“He looks pissed,” Arina admitted glumly. “I took it too far.”
Dragging his eyes off Elain, Lucien pulled his phone out of his pocket to show a photoshopped meme sent by his brother that featured what she assumed was their fathers head slapped atop the Wicked Witch of the West.
He’s dead, read the message beneath, complete with the celebration emojis.
“Just go talk to him,” Arina said, shoving Lucien toward the house. “If you’re that interested in Elain, make her work for it a little.”
Lucien turned with interest, only to be shoved again. “What does that mean?”
“You’re making it too easy for her and you’re gonna end up as a back-up booty call. Go live your life and let her see you don’t need her so she can want you.”
“That doesn’t work,” Lucien said skeptically, though he slowed to match pace with Arina. “Does it?”
She had no idea, honestly. She’d met Elain already a year into her relationship with Graysen, and this was the first time she’d ever seen her friend single. Lucien was absurdly handsome, too, but in a way that made you want to introduce him to your mom and buy a house to raise children in. Lucien looked like he yearned for the PTO.
Lucien looked like the kind of man who raised his children and the guy Elain was currently dragging up to her bedroom each night looked like he didn’t know who his dad was.
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i hope you know that i have NOT stopped thinking about cheerleader wanda☝️😾just reader seeing her around after a break (which she spent with vision🤢) and having to do a double take because wanda is just a shell of the person reader used to remember :( and and and and we know shes used to playing around with other people but the damage after u and vision is crazy that even at cheer practices her (fake🆘🚨) friends can tell she’s a little off and ofc they all just poke fun and are mean to her and and and… basically ur evil cuz in my head cheerleader wanda just cant win😭😭😭😭
lmfaooooo with every emoji i just imagine the vine boom sound effect
literally tho cheerleader wanda's friends just making fun of how boring she is now and even how unenthusiastic she's become during sex with vision (because he's an asshole and told their friends about it) just makes her feel so misunderstood and trapped in this web of people that's never cared for her, and she thinks she probably won't ever be able to find anyone who actually does after you broke up with her
even one of her friends teasing her and trying to make moves on her and accusing her of just being a lesbian (maybe she is idk) and watching how wanda just gets so flustered and shocked, which also makes her feel worse because she knows it's not even just missing being with a girl, but being with you
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A small Droplet AU drabble! Inspired by the one ask where the twins tried to keep Lunar by them when they were first grabbed by Frank (link to post below)
The AU is by @potatotato-26 (still the same person that sent you that ask!)
(I'm not exactly the most well versed in emojis or how to use them, so excuse me if I use one that isn't what it tends to mean by most people. I'll be putting translations of the emojis behind them in brackets though, so don't worry!)
Lunar hates this. He HATES this.
Ever since that big asshole Frank snatched him, and his big brothers, Harvest and Bloody, haven't let him walk more than five feet away from them! He's not even that much younger than the twins! He's less than five months younger than Harvest! He's going to start biting them if he can't get some space!
In Lunars anger, he has started to pace, and he can feel Harvest and Bloodys eyes on him as he nearly passes the five feet mark, and in his angered state, he decides to try and push it a little. Just cause Lunar is the youngest doesn't mean he's helpless!
He takes one step forward to be on the mark.
And then he steps past it. He can immediately feel his older brothers closing in on him, and Lunars anger reaches the boiling over moment. With a snarl, Lunar turns around and growls out "🤬❗️🚫👶❗️👁🚫☠️5️⃣👣❗️🚫🧑🧑🧒❗️👥️👤‼️🤏🤺‼️🌌⚔️2️⃣‼️" ("Fuck you guys! I'm not a baby! I won't die from being five feet away from you two, and I'm not your kid! I'm your slightly younger brother! Just cause I'm younger doesn't mean that I can't fucking fight! Let me have some space, or I will start fighting you two!"
Lunars elder brothers pause, before Harvest frowns and states "✔️⚔️✖️⚔️❕️❌️👨👩👦👦&😭🟰🔆⚔️🩹 ❗️🌜🩹▪️🩸&🎑🎁🌌🌜❔️" ("We know you can fight, we just don't want you to have to. We don't know these people, and the one who's always crying... I think he's named eclipse? He's has tried to hurt the others! We just don't want you to get hurt... but I guess we can try and back off?")
Lunar growls and nods, stalking away. He shouts back "🌜👬👭🎑🩸⭕️ ("I'm gonna go make some friends now that I won't have you two hovering!")
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“ I’m not a loser! “
I’m Richie Lipschitz ((: Steph and Peter convinced me to get this app so I’m trying it out ^v^. Anyone’s able to interact but don’t be a dick /: Max Jägerman please interact, P,EASE ANYONE INTERACT 😭. I’m Bisexual, Trans, and Poly and my pronouns are he/they (he/him preferred)
A disciple of @wigglyywrath …
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(Ooc: My names Jamie/James, I decided to make a Richie to account after seeing a good chunk of other rp accounts. My main blog is @jambo-rat )
Welcome in ((:
> I go by he/they/it
> I’m Transmasc and Bisexual
! INTERESTS !
> Role-play
> Cosplay
> Starkid (I am new to it though)
> hero’s (DC and Marvel)
> death (cringe ik but I wanna become a forensic pathologist)
> horror >:))
> b99, X-Men, the Batfam, Teen Titans, Time loops (groundhog days), Supernatural, jjba
> Roblox, Resident Evil, Minecraft, fnaf, dead space, most things horror
! DNI !
> basic DNI list, you will be blocked if I find out you’re just an asshole, idc if we’re mutuals or interact a lot, you will be blocked.
! AU’S !
I’m down to roleplay any AU ! I would ask if it’s a sort of “obscure” one to DM me with info, or if you send a starter with one I don’t know much about I’ll message asking for more info ((: (if you put your user)
> Alive Rich
> Ghost Rich
! MY SHIPS !
(Really I’m okay with roleplaying any, as long as it’s not weird)
Peter x Steph
Max x Grace
Richie x Max
Peter x Richie
Jason x Richie
! SOCIAL MEDIAS !
TikTok: tired_squish
Insta: tired_squish_
Disc (dm asking to add first): dinjormbo_enjoyer
Main acc: @jambo-rat (send any fan fic requests there ((; )
! SIGN OFF !
> normal sign off will be [example] or [example]
> question/ ask sign offs is -🌀🪦
! ANONS !
I do allow emoji anons, just ask ((:
“ please don’t kill me… “
#richie lipschitz#nerdy prudes must die#nmpd#roleplay#starkid#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#ooc post#michie npmd#max jagerman x richie lipschitz#richie lipschitz x max jagerman#richie x max#Peter spankoffski x Richie lipschitz#Peter x Richie#richie lipschitz x Peter spankoffski
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I found your blog today AND I spent like the whole day just reading your work.
I ended up spending ALLL My afternoon and evening reading the Intoxicating Fear up to the latest chapter and oh my GOD did you deliver. Kit is a fucking charmer of an asshole. LIKE HOW AM I CHARMED BY THIS SADISTIC MF???👁️👁️
😭 Your writing is just so good.
Haven't had anything make me feel so strongly for a while.
👉👈Your replies were restricted though, i would love to be added to the updates list if that's possible.
I kept seeing your name flash while up in my notifs during the day and am so happy my writing made you feel so strongly!!!🥹 thank you for telling me, and reaching out to tell me my damn replies were blocked [[idk how many years I have been on this app and still I am learning new things]] but i fixed it now so thank you again!!! And of course I will add you to the tag list!!!! Thank you for reading, I’m so happy you enjoyed it <3 ((I am smiling wide rn)) but unfortunately I cannot answer why Ambrose is so charming, I secretly think he’s just compelled us all into loving him? And thinking he’s cool?
Although, I have a little question if you’re up to answering??
Now, full disclosure, I am putting you on the spot but there is an opt out option if you don’t want to answer, and the opt out option is this emoji: “😌” [so mysterious, so demure, so mindful]
BUT MY QUESTION IS — because it’s been a hot topic in the last day or so — Kit and Ambrose, did you feel any gay subtext between ‘em? Are you waiting for Ambrose to run in, save the day, swoop Kit in his arms and kiss him? I was only yesterday (?) made aware that this is a common enough thing from people who read the series and fresh eyes would be wonderful on the topic
@jesterrinobutter idk if tumblr tags people when their ask is answered so JUST IN CASE :)
#I love torturing kind people#throwing them in the hot seat#thank you for your compliments#now get punished with MY POP QUIZ#*wielding a smile and a gun*#🔫🙂#Thank you for reaching out again#and educating me on my blog settings#god damn blog settings#they get me every time#intoxicating fear discussion#Oskit’s been living in my head rent free guys ngl#but would I ever admit such a thing out loud?#I’ll never tell🤭
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Ghostface Natalie!!!
Angsty, cause I can't think of to much fluff rn:
1. She ends up stabbing R (reader) instead of the victim. And immediately crumbles grabbing onto them and falling to the floor sobbing she removes her mask begging for help from the others but their all to scared of her, as she panics trying to stop the bleeding. I don't like R death but just having Nat panic and feel bad is ❤️
2. Since people like sister Nat from you (with your beautiful writing!) Let me get this out of the way, she's like Sam Carpenter. Older, half sister. Her dad was a killer before her and she just lost it and started killing. But one night at a costume party, she's dragging some asshole of a dude away in the crowd of drunk teens with loud music. And just after she stabs him, right in front of everyone but no one seems to notice, the guy pulls her mask off, she looks up only to see her little sister caught her. (Gonna be an awkward discussion at home ngl 🏃) can also be like non sister, I just know people like her as such.
3. Natalie was staying in your room, she always had to sneak in through the window. She left her lover R, to go with her partner in crime (you pick) to "take care of something" anyway long story short she ends up stumbling and falling through your window on her way back, she was stabbed. Her mask in hand the only person she could think to seek refuge with was her girlfriend/partner/lover, but now you have to face the fact not only is she bleeding on perfectly good carpet, but she's killed people. Your friend's (mostly assholes let's be honest) but you don't want her to die.
Also could I ask for an emoji? To just sign with? I think I'm gonna end up sending a lot of things 😭 (if that's ok!) I love your writing!
A/N: OMG I WANNA WRITE EVERY SINGLE ONE (AND I WILL MAYBE 🤭), but I think I'm gonna start with your first idea!! Actually now that I think about it I might create a little section just for ghostface!au requests. And you can totally have an emoji!!! Just let me know what you picked! <3
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MASTERLIST
Scream
"Natalie!" You happily squealed as soon as you saw your girlfriend walking into the room.
You were at Jackie's house for a sleepover with the whole team and a couple of mutual friends.
Natalie smiled, dropping a heavy backpack on the floor and instantly opening her arms for you "Hi baby" she mumbled while kissing the top of your head. You and the girls planned a fun and quiet night, but what you didn't know was that you currently stood in the arms of the mysterious cold blood murder Ghostface, and you also didn't know that one of Jackie's friends, Matt had a reputation to be a bit of a fuck boy.
And Nat couldn't stand him.
So as soon as everybody arrived at the party, she started targeting him from far away, monitoring his moves.
"Nat! Nat! Stop! Don't tickle me!" You said in between laughs, the two of you were cuddling on the couch "Okay okay I'll stop babe, actually, I forgot to tell you I need to go home earlier" Natalie said with an apologetic look "My mom...I need to check on her" she knew that you were very empathetic of her family situation, and she also knew that if she pulled that card you would let her leave without further questions.
That leads us to this moment, Nat changing outside of the house, from her grungy clothes to black coat and mask in hand along with a sharp knife.
Sneaking back inside, she could hear all of you messing around in the living room, a movie playing combined with soft music.
Nat peeped from the almost closed door, you sat near Lottie and Matt "Pretty" she thought when you smiled at one of Van's jokes "focus nat".
The lights were dimmed and you were distracted, so it was easy for her to sneak in and hide behind the bookshelf.
That's when she decided to attack.
Revealing herself, all the people in the room started screaming and running as far as they could, the adrenaline pumped in Nat's veins, and then she stabbed.
But in the chaos she didn't realize who she stabbed.
At least not until she heard you scream, scream like you never screamed before, it wasn't fear, it was gut wrenching pain.
Your body fell on the floor, blood, lots of blood splashed everywhere and Natalie's eyes widened
"no no no" she mumbled in panic while getting closer causing you to scream more, at that she instantly took off her mask "No no no baby it's me, it's just me I didn't mean to... I...let me help please, please baby..."
At that you could believe your eyes, your beautiful, kind and loving girl was ghostface? Like THE ghostface, a murderer!?
And just like you, everyone in the room was shocked, so when Nat asked, or more like begged them to help her they all just stared at her paralyzed.
You were so weak and the blood wasn't stopping, she cradled you in her arms for a while, until you passed out, and she cried and cried terrified that she just lost you forever.
You woke up in a hospital bed, beeping of machines and the smell of sanitizer lingered in the air, your mind was blurry and the memories of the night scattered in your head, but you did remember one single thing clearly
Natalie was the ghostface.
And you didn't know where she was now, if she was arrested or if she ran away, either way, you stared at the white ceiling, thinking of everything that happened and everything that changed in the moment ghostface pointed her knife at you.
#natalie scatorccio#yellowjackets#natalie scatorccio x reader#nat scatorccio#nat scatorccio x reader#nat scatorccio x#natalie scatorccio x y/n#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets x you#writers on tumblr
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I saw your tag of liking mean Dom jean, do you have any head canons regarding that, or any fun head canons of him similar to the head canons you wrote about the warriors please 🙏 🥹
omg i am obsessed about this man, i could write about him for dayyyyyyssss 😭
jean kirstein
sfw headcanons:
he’s really into skincare lol but he likes it when you do it with him. so he’ll pretend like he doesn’t know what he’s doing just so you’ll rub stuff on his face and he can lay back and feel pampered
being nice doesn’t come naturally, it’s something he has to really try at. he’s just generally kind of rude and asshole-ish, but not from a place of arrogance, it’s more like an insecurity thing? like he’s afraid to be vulnerable so he’s mean as a defence mechanism
he’s really quick-witted and good at comebacks, lowkey bullying 💀 like if someone does something stupid, he’s instantly got a funny quip to say that has everyone laughing
is really caring and thoughtful but immediately gets embarrassed and angry if you point it out. like he’ll bring you food if he knows you haven’t eaten but if you thank him for thinking of you, he’ll be all: “don’t be dumb, i just had extra and i didn’t want it to go to waste” and then he gets all grumpy 🥺
comes from a super rich family so he never thinks twice about spending money. will lowkey flex about things he’s done or vacations he’s been on like “oh yeah the weather in paris is great this time of year”
REALLY DRY TEXTER. like you can’t have a conversation w him over text at all. he’ll just “k” and “lol” or 👍 the whole time. no emotion, no emojis, just the absolute bare minimum (unless you’re sexting and then suddenly he’s shakespeare)
nsfw headcanons:
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE DICK. like you can’t believe your eyes for the first time. he’s canonically like 6’3?? so it’s proportionate 👀
knows he has an absolute weapon so he’s really considerate about getting you warmed up first because he’s so scared about hurting you 🥺 will use lube and his fingers and toys to stretch you out if needed
also REALLY into fingering. enjoys oral too, of course, but prefers fingering because he can still kiss you and watch your face and say nasty things 🙈
Goes into demon mode during sex, like literally turns into a completely different person — says the nastiest shit in bed and you fucking love it. like almost degradation? not like name calling but his tone of voice and attitude in bed is just has a mean undertone
Size kink, of course. Loves seeing your pussy stretched out from his cock, the way you choke around his dick because you can’t fit it all down your throat, how small and tiny your wrists look when he’s got them pinned above your head
His favourite thing to do is have you sit on his face after he’s just cum inside you so he can clean you up. Licking and sucking up that mess until he’s hard again and you’re ready for round 2
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Re-watch of the Spirealm. Episode 27
Swords :)
Murder him! Murder him dead!
The Door keys are so preeetty...
When your buddy goes off script and ruins your moment
BEAUTIFUL!
oopsie
Checkov's street urchin has gone off
Ouch
The cruel irony
Dude, I'm sorry, but you created this game, and if you're so great, why don't you try to solve it yourself, huh? Instead of dragging a completely innocent person into it. Asshole.
But this effect was cool, I have to admit
The resignation on his face... He thought they would have more time, but alas...
PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PA
This is my re-watch, I've already seen it, I knew that was going to happen, but the dread was still coursing through my veins before, and I still cried after...
ಥ_ಥ
"Li Dongyuan, are you addicted to protecting me?"
"I got asked to. And have to make it."
"I'm sorry."
"I do blame you. I'm going to die. Can't you wear white today and say goodbye to me as Ruan Baijie?"
I can't find a suitable emoji to convey my devastation so excuse me
noooooooooooooooo
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
just pain...
"We grew up in the same neighborhood. Our parents divorced and we were abandoned. We were all lonely children. When we learned that VR technology can make virtual people, we made up our minds to create our own parents with this. Even if they are virtual.
We chose to study science together and got into the best college in automation control. We wanted to achieve our dreams together. But that didn't happen.
When I was a freshman, he and I went to Southwestern provinces to collect data for the Spirealm. Unfortunately, we encountered an earthquake, and I got buried. But at the same time I heard many people calling for help. He chose to save more lives, and chose those people over me.
I understood his decision. If it were me, I would have made the same choices. When we returned to school, he became a hero for saving lives, while I turned into a troublemaker."
I would think that blaming Qiushi for getting into an earthquake is absolutely ridiculous, if I didn't know the tendency of people to blame the victims for the things that happen to them. So, unfortunately I'm not at all surprised...
But also, you know what? Gao Dawei most likely can be considered a great person on a bigger scale, but as Qiushi's friend he SUCKS.
He knew that Qiushi had literally no one except him as a support system. But he not only abandon him during the earthquake to fend for himself (and the fact that Qiushi even survived was a miracle and not due to something that Dawei did), when he himself got into trouble with his invention, he didn't hesitate to betray him again, by trapping him into a game that he KNEW actually could and would kill him, and MULTIPLE TIMES no less.
And yeah Qiushi is clever and kind so he could have a chance, and yeah it's "for the greater good" bullshit, and he has some help, but still. How could you do that, especially to the person that already had very little...
What was that proverb? The hero would sacrifice you for the world, the villain would burn that world for you?... Here is a clear example of that kind of hero and his sacrifice
#spiraling into the Spirealm (again)#the spirealm#the spirealm spoilers#kaleidoscope of death#cdrama#ghost.fm
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A few things: That anon makes me very concerned, Adam would give the best fucking hugs (cockwarming), and can I be the officiate/second wife to the wedding?
As for Adam, would he be too impatient to cockwarm or would that be like “Oh, shit, emotion” and it would be that much needed intimacy for this poor traumatized asshole
-🐇 (I just like keeping my emoji)
the more wives/spouses i get the more power i gain so yes
hmmm i think he’d be too impatient he’d try it but he’d ruin the moment straight up because he’s very restless imo jdisjdjd
that anon confused everyone here i think 😭
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🧸🏳️🌈♿📈 and uhh "how do their family/friends react to it" once I forgot the emoji for- for kenny and uhh maybe Craig and also maybe twerk? (That is if u hc either of them as disabled In any way)
I hc literally everyone as disabled, so you're getting answers for all 3 >:3
Kenny:
♿️ - What is their disability/disabilities? What are the symptoms that they show?
Besides his chronic pain i wont stop talking about, he has AuDHD, depression, MaDD and C-PTSD ✨
His C-PTSD symtoms didn't show much until adulthood (late 20s-early 30s), because that was when his brain processed the environment as safe and stopped being in permanent survival mode. However, the symptoms of everything else have showed since he was Really young, his MaDD was at its worst when he was around 12 (iykyk) and got better since he left south park, mainly after he started therapy (took him long enough smh)
📈 - What age was their disability formed, or became apparent, at?
The first time one of his deaths still hurt after the fact was on s3 e1, after Kelly revived him. However, he didn't give it much thought, thinking it was just what getting killed by lightning was like. Then it was kind of like a roulette whether it'd hurt or not, but even when it did it was incredibly easy to ignore - until his teens, when he died so often (more on purpose than not) it quickened the effects a lot
🦮 - Do they have supportive friends and/or family? How do they help on bad days? (i think you meant this one)
Yeah, he does! His friends are generally supportive, even cartman after he gets over his assholery. His siblings too :) stuart however is an asshole, and even though kenny went NC with carol i feel like she'd be quite supportive idk. And about how they help on bad days, cuddles from butters mostly do the trick XD if butters isn't there though, more often than not will someone at the very least pay attention to him, either helping out by getting him stuff (food etc) or doing something to keep him entertained (talking, board games, depends on how hes feeling tbh)
🧸- Do they have a comfort item?
He used to have his orange parka, but since karen inherited he doesn't have it anymore, so i would say he doesn't really have any comfort items? Unless we count the mimikyu plush, but idk if that would really qualify as a comfort item much, other than making him think of butters whenever he sees it :)
🏳️🌈 - A random headcanon about them and their disability
-He diagnosed craig's autism way before any professional did, but he thought craig was aware of it so he didn't say anything 💀 (he has the strongest autismdar ever) -Most of his daydreams are similar to the stuff he thought in the cheesing episode in some way or another -He used to deal with flashbacks by going on normally with his life, to the point nobody but his friends could ever tell he was going through The Horrors - however as his PTSD worsened he couldn't do that anymore
Craig:
♿️ - What is their disability/disabilities? What are the symptoms that they show?
Autism, it's painfully obvious yet he wasn't diagnosed till he was 15 😭
📈 - What age was their disability formed, or became apparent, at?
From kenny's pov, ever since craig was born 💀 but most people in his life didn't see it as disabling until it began messing with his studies in his teens
🦮 - Do they have supportive friends and/or family? How do they help on bad days?
YUP!!! His parents didn't think it was autism at first, "no everyone does that", surprise all the Tucker's are autistic XD They were a bit confused at first, not knowing what to do, but they were still super supportive about it :) Tricia was as much of a dick to him as usual so nothing new on her side lmao, and his friends were cool about it as soon as they learnt about his diagnosis (cue teasing from kenny and jimmy for thinking he was neurotipical smh, nah craig sry but you stuck with the nds 💀). Also, TWEEK, boy is so loud and that makes him feel so guilty because of how it overwhelms craig ;w; he was the first person who knew craig got diagnosed besides his family, and he did his best to accomodate him as much as he needed :3
🧸- Do they have a comfort item?
Not comforting autism-wise but comforting regardless, the shit ton of (accurate to constellations) glow in the dark stars in his bedroom, he cannot sleep without them. He also has a tiny alien plush keychain he found at Tweek's house and Tweek insisted he should keep it (neither of them know where it came from 💀), so that's another thing :)
🏳️🌈 - A random headcanon about them and their disability
-After the diagnosis he refused to leave his room for weeks because he didn't know how to cope with it, and nobody besides his family and tweek were allowed to come in during that period - in the end though, with their help he accepted it -Something I've mentioned a couple times already but is hilarious to me: he didn't talk until he was four (how did it take him so long to get diagnosed), and his first words were a "cállate pendejo" directed at cartman 😭
Tweek:
♿️ - What is their disability/disabilities? What are the symptoms that they show?
Tourettes, anxiety, schizophrenia and PPD - most of these were at the very least influenced by the whole meth in coffee thing
📈 - What age was their disability formed, or became apparent, at?
He gave symptoms of all these since he was really young, besides PPD, which only became obvious almost as soon as he left his house
🦮 - Do they have supportive friends and/or family? How do they help on bad days?
Family? Haha ok next question--- About his friends though, they do their best to help him with it. Most times during the worst days he can only stand Craig's company, who will listen to him and try to help him feel safe, however normally he's ok enough to be with others just fine. He gets accomodations at college and later at work too, like being allowed to stay home some days or to leave early
🧸- Do they have a comfort item?
YES YES YES !!! Storytime, after craig and tweek dated for three years, craig's anniversary gift was a green stuffed stegosaurus (since tweek was fixated on dinosaurs back then), which tweek named peanuts :) Peanuts became the way tweek would deal with any anxiety attacks, but he tugged at him so hard he broke - however, laura patched peanuts up for tweek (after craig quite literally begged her to, she would've done it anyway but he did anyway) Then, when they moved out, peanuts disappeared :( until the tuckers found him under craig's bed, who knows how he ended up there XD SO tweek's comfort item is the oldest most used up cutest little stego ever :3 (also does having a room full of spiders count as a comfort item? idk but he does cuz he loves spiders, craig despises that room with his whole soul poor boy hates spiders so much 😭)
🏳️🌈 - A random headcanon about them and their disability
Went NC with his parents as soon as he could!!! He also stopped drinking their coffee in his early teens, but because he (and everyone tbh) thought what messed up his health was the caffeine not the meth - he didn't find out about the fact he was being drugged until he was told the "secret family recipe" when he turned 18 (and, understandably, he was PISSED)
#is it obvious i infodumped a bit too much with kenny?#this took me so long rip#yall can always ask for clarification/extra stuff on these btw :)#or uh#ask more qs idk#just talk to me 😔✨#south park#south park au#south park hcs#south park fandom#south park headcanons#south park fanfiction#kenny mccormick#craig tucker#tweek tweak#sp bunny#creek sp#ask game#starlight chronicles
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Tw; kidnapping, edging, overstimulation, torture, pet play, gangbang
Imagine in a modern setting that you have quite the crush on Scara and inevitably confess to him. Fortunately for him, when he rejects you, you take it well enough. Unfortunately for his poor pussy, your very loyal friends don’t. They knew how much you liked Scara, to the point you and your friends would actively fight anyone who tried to touch him. So how dare that brat reject you! They need to exact revenge for you! And so they kidnap Scara and keep him in a basement.
Now, because they know how possessive you are of him, they never fuck his pussy. Instead, they keep him tied up with a small vibrator in his cute pussy and on his nipples that are always on a low level so that he can’t even get off from them. It also doesn’t help that all of the food he eats is laced with aphrodisiacs. Then, they make sure to blindfold him and take turns teaching him how to suck cock like a good slut. His asshole gets pounded every day, but they never come inside him! It’s torture to be fucked so hard only to be so empty! And the worst part? They never let him cum!! It’s been days since he’s been down there and all he wants is to cum! As a little bonus, your friends also take some of your clothes and leave them around Scara, sometimes even gagging him with your boxers, that way the little slut will associate your scent with the need to cum~
A week later, your friends decide to surprise you with an early birthday party! Though you question why, they just say that they think that you’ll love your little present~ You are even more surprised when they bring out Scaramouche who’s in a cute little lingerie of your favorite color and bound in ribbon. The whore’s face is so flushed and as soon as he sees you, he repeats the line your friends told him to say, “Happy birthday, master. I-I’ll be your little present…pl-mmnn…please use me and stuff me full of your cum~”!
You smile wickedly as you walk to your new pet. He really does look so cute on his knees for you. Perhaps you’ll need to collar this little pet of your’s, maybe even a shock collar so he can’t leave~ “Well? Go on pet, unzip me” Your pet does as he is told and uses his teeth to unzip your pants, breaking eye contact (a shame, he really does look so cute with those eyes begging you to fuck him. Looks like you’ll have to work on that later). Once he’s done, you simply use his throat as a fleshlight, coming down his throat as he moans like a porn star. Your friends are already getting hard, and few have even taken out their dicks and started fapping. Once you’ve throughly face fucked your new toy, you push him down and move his cute panties to the side before unceremoniously thrusting up into him. His screams were so cute as you fucked him, he loved being used like this! See? His eyes are rolling back so much, and his pussy keeps clenching your big cock so deliciously~ He’s never cum so hard in his life, and yet you keep fucking him! It hurts but he loves it! He keeps coming and coming and when he starts saying “no more”? You pull off his panties and stuff them in his mouth, making his taste both his and your arousal.
After you finish with your pet, you decide to reward your friends as a thank you by letting them cum in his ass and throat. But they will NOT be cumming in his pussy, that is yours and yours alone to abuse~
Hello again, this is the anon who sent the kunikuzushi and Dorian drabbles. If I may, can I be 🌟anon? I may not send many asks, but I think it would be nice to put a mark on my work. Also, please let me know what you think of this, I’m sorry if it did not make much sense.
That emoji is so fitting 😭/pos I love your writing it’s so yummy
Anyway, they are such great friends tbh how kind!!! You should get your new pet to help you thank them by taking all their cocks and cum (with a condom ofc you’re the only one that can impregnate him)
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