#asshole!frank

[fictionalnonfiction]

By: dear_monday

“If there's one thing Gerard dislikes more than his job at the Needle, Belleville's premier independent record store, it's his co-workers. Frank has an attitude problem, Ray has a stick up his ass, and the less Gerard knows about what Mikey has, the better. The customers are bad, the colleagues are worse and the job, as Gerard will tell anyone who'll listen (i.e. no one), is definitely the worst thing that's ever happened to him. But then, one day, Brian announces that they're being bought out, and everything changes. An Empire Records AU.”

WARNINGS: Gun usage, alchol usage

[stormywinter42]

This idea randomly struck me and I HAD to make it so here’s a Killjoys poster I designed

[justarandombrit]

Main-line Hatchetfield shows: “This person is terrible. Completely and utterly repugnant. A puppy-kicker to the highest degree”

Nightmare Time: “So anyway, here's their tragic backstory-”

[frnkiebby]

who gave him the right to be so fucking pretty????~🎃

[vampyfrnk]

you spelled "the best at twitter" wrong

[jetblxck]

not letting any of yall forget about this what the FUCK frank

[greasydumbfuck]

i like thinking about how all the versions of frank i know are so gentle with civilians in a certain way. its always "it was my pleasure", "youre safe im not going to hurt you" and "just stay still youre fine" while hes defusing an actual bomb. its always we cant shoot at the strip club because the workers are going to get injured and we cant have that above most else. the punisher is big and scary and kills people without a second thought but if you didnt ask to be there and are just a regular guy wrapped up in situations way beyond you he is also so gentle and its driving me insane

[wwheeljack]

The full version (part one) of the found voice recording session, including deleted scenes, from Heavy Metal War.

[ashton-slashton]

Okay so here's a question. Do y'all ever wonder if the reason why Frank Cotton got ripped apart and sent to Hell by the Cenobites wasn't necessarily because he opened the Lament Configuration, but because he opened the Lament Configuration after having like... exclusively boring straight missionary sex?

Like... he's over here brooding going "It's never enough!" But you look at that man and tell me he's had a prostate orgasm. You can't.

Maybe try at least a LITTLE s&m before opening the Torment Cube, yeah? Maybe get walked on a leash once in a while and you'll calm down. This guy probably couldn't even handle strap and he's over here acting like it's the end of the world if he doesn't get torn asunder by a BDSM Demon THAT FUCKING SECOND... straight men are not okay.

[hole34]

you know how teenagers who fall in love with an old band of conventionally attractive people see the band members now as middle aged dads and complain about how they aged. well i feel the complete opposite about frank iero. who the fuck is this. freak.

[bleakfortune]

frank w such bad jealously of the casual intimacy between g and mikey that it boils into a horrible paranoia abt them fucking to the point of actual mental breakdowns first thing in the morning over like them talking over cereal or something

[pizza-feverdream]

I spent more time editing the gif than the actual artwork lol

Here's the Boys. They're just some Totally Not Screwed Up Guys

[arsont-t]

[marleysfinest]

am I being a gullible fool looking too much into all of this but this is them just in good prosthetics right. right

[artbycaryn]

happy halloween my fellow little green goblins

[vladstocker]

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