#assassins quest

[anhdrqws]

fitz and the fool have taken over my life and i'm only on the third book so imagine how i feel

[els-moonleaf]

post AssQuest water-fight doodle

[seasaltpip]

went digging through assquest for some propaganda quotes to distribute and remembered how fucking funny my favorite guy is

[nyabaaaaaa]

T^T

[tuvooakenoak]

i think it went like that

[medievalthymes]

the ass quest mountain crew is like if the scooby doo gang was doomed by the narrative

you got:

1. depressed himbo and his talking animal companion

2. everyone’s favourite funky (gnc) guy

3. the literal queen

4. coming to you live from jhaampe, interview with the witted bastard, news reporter: starling birdsong

5. a 300 year old lady fed up with all of them

[handweavers]

unreal. god tier queerbait yaoi

[swagspren]

GUYS I really thought we were going ‘haha Fitz and The Fool are in love it’s implied the rhetoric’ but they are literally just regular style in love like it says it right there in the book. The only thing is Fitzchivalry has a (hahahaha) skill issue

[hexadonis]

finished farseer trilogy SOBS gonna start the next trilogy soon so no spoilers in tags pls fufufu

[thinkingaboutbones]

when fitz and the fool skill link and the first thing the fool says is you really do love me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[waining-crescent-moon]

me when i don’t think a book written in the late 90’s will be gay then two guys kiss

[anhdrqws]

i can't do this anymore i need to draw this after exams

[purplepotatobread]

Being near the Fool when he's having a conversation must be weird. One moment you're watching him make exaggerated gestures unable to hear what he's saying and then the next he's declaring the most out of context shit to everyone within a mile radius.

[fantasyfangirling4ever]

Okay I was REALLY loving the start of the Realm of the Elderlings series until I got half way through the second book and stumbled onto the wiki page... now I legitimately kind of hate Robin Hobb. It is so genuinely offensive so give your love story to a male character and a gender fluid character reffered to as 'he' through out most of the series but to decide that their bond "transcends" sex, and there will just be this side character background woman who exists for the sex and making babies and domestic bliss part (starting WAYY too young and unrealistically matched like how are they getting back together and framed as deeply connected when they kind of stumbled into a relationship because they were young emotional and intensely lonely and societal hardships and standards) while the actual interesting character and soul mate with whom the main characters relationship builds over time/ literally calls fucking BELOVED is denied the place of love interest because they're not a woman....

Just say you hate women (yes internalised misogyny is real) and gays you didn't have to write 14 books about it

I BEG someone to prove me wrong, I so want to be wrong

Convince me to restart reading these books arghhh

[nyabaaaaaa]

fitzy wolfy frolicking TT

[jambearie]

Reading assassin's quest and actually going feral over non-canon fitz/fool. This is the gayest shit I've ever read how do they keep getting away with it