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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

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is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

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having fun with deathgenerator.com

[id: an image of gregory house with text that reads: thought i'd go ahead with top surgery while you were under. plus, i gave the tits to wilson. that's a little gift for me. end id]

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The head & the heart… or whatever

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House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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party rockers in the

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real sex has never been tried

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house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

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I love how gender inclusive house md is

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love you

(quick valentines)

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i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

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you attack my heart! 💘

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Yall sleeping on this Sam L. Jackson interview about trump lmfao.

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I’m going to kill him. What is wrong with him