#assassins creed odyssesy

[explodingice]

Assassins creed update.

Cassandra just took this dudes wife into their house,fucked her for 24 hours,comes out and the dude thanks her and pays her.

Ubisoft this is the kind of content we paid for.

[wickedspeed]

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey spoilers under the cut

Me when Kassandra materialized in a modern day suit

Me when she handed the Staff over to Layla and I knew what was coming next

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

I SHOULD HAVE FINISHED GATES OF ATLANTIS LAST

MY FEELS

[sonodaten]

Alexios and Kassandra are both such snaccs and that’s just the facts

[verpine95]

rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to! put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people.

1. “Black Hole Sun” - Soundgarden

2. “Bernadette” - Reina del Cid

3. “Odyssesy (Greek version) - Assassin’s Creed Odyssesy

4. “Electric Feel” - MGMT

5. “Pretty Little Head” - Eliza Rickman

6. “Never Tear Us Apart” - INXS

7. “The Cult of Dionysus” - The Orion Experience

8. “Michelle” - Sir Chloe

9. “Absolutely Smitten” - dodie

10. “Twin Elms” - Justin Bell (otherwise known as the old Critical Role art break music)

I was tagged by @rosewoodcasket (ty chloe) and i will tag @wormagain @strangeducks @themosttenderestofbees @justageode @lost-in-ace @corvibot @adbgirl

[softly-speaking-valkyrie]

I wish I knew more about the story of Assassin’s Creed Odyssesy so I could write Kassandra and Kyra smooching and being gay as fuck together.

[explodingice]

Oh my god Testikles. Just...how did you manage to not only be a giant walking testicle,but go out like a giant. Fucking. TESTICLE.

[explodingice]

Theres a fuckijng character in Assassins Creed Odysessy and his name is Testikles.

FUCKING. T E S T I K L E S

Im weak. "He knocked out four men and a bull and he only went to the market for fruit."

[moghedien]

I’m actually much more productive when I let myself play Assassin’s Creed Odyssesy obsessively?

[sonodaten]

Just cracked open my copy of Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey!

Let’s see if it lives up to the hype!