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jellydru · 7 months

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Y'all heard about this?? They got a GREAT deal goin on down at the (ass) store. Who else out gettin their fill today??

#president's day #drawfee #ass eating sale #ass store #stupidddddddd

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autoneurotic · 6 months

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i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind

#keep misreading haveaplan as heaven?!??!?!? osbdbfjdj #everyone telling me to quit my job over this:#this is the best job i’ve ever had in my 14 years of working LOL #well. the pay is shit. but i like the schedule and my store is very good. michael’s as a company sucks ass sucks complete asssssss #but my lil store is <3 #ALSO say hiii to the new events host and coordinator <3 i did not get a raise <3

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ryonello · 6 months

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im playing my favorite dating sim again 💌

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adaki · 2 months

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GIRLS NITE OUT >_< ((clockwork could not make it)) (wip)

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payasita · 8 months

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God's Mouthpiece (Echo + Narcissus)

silent protagonists, yknow

#cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #not a serious au but an idea i had at the grocery store parking lot that made me haul ass back home #at least one of these lines i remember verbatim from reading a version of the myth in school #doodles #comics #i cut so many corners on this but im resolving this year to just. get things FINISHED #SO TAKE IT

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salamispots · 11 months

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posting a gift wip since I know my siblings aren't on here haha

#rug hooking #wip #purely personals #fabrication #older sis is getting a swan and bb sis is getting an otter #went out today and donated a bunch of yarn at an art supply swap thing #was nice that they had small amounts of yarn/not full skeins that other people donated #because I don't really need a whole ass skein especially if it's solid color #I just want bits and pieces so I can do stuff like the swan background #like this a lot more than latchhook; like latchhook would be pixel art and rug hooking is more like drawing/more freeform #oH it's also nice that all that yarn I prechopped for latchhook I can still use for rug hooking haha #also went to a fabric store and it was crammed full of stuff and the yarn selection was actually really nice #will def go back

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yamujiburo · 11 months

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they gave her the pixar mom treatment for this movie but girl where do your organs go

#like what #organs are stored in the ass #<- i regret typing that

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n0ahsferatu · 8 months

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pov you are a locked chest or perhaps someone bleeding to death

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jayjay-thejet-plane · 8 months

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The Winchester Brothers and the Case of the Mysterious Pretty Pink Panties

…anyone else remember rhonda hurley?

#wincest #sams impulse control was lost due to ASS #dean winchester has a panty kink #and so does sam apparently #jaydraws #samdean #wincest fanart #comic #sam winchester #dean winchester #thinking of making a sequel where sam walks past a lingerie store and cant help but imagine dean in some #so he buys it and puts it somewhere where deam will find it #and dean is like #DUDE DO YOU THIBK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY??!#and sams like #… i just thought they would look hot on u bro 🥺👉👈#and then they fuck💙

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lyss-sketchbox · 2 months

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Been thinking about your wing au so much that upon hearing the words "fold up your wings and fall with me" in a song I now immediately have associated that song with the ship and cannot listen to it without thinking of them (this is not actually a complaint or anything I just felt the need to share)

Yeah. Man me when.... me when they.... they......

#theyre so #twirling them in my mind like dollar store hotdogs #making them kiss and be happy in my mind #also fyi i accidentally made neuvs ass bigger than wrios because idk how to draw ass in that angle #i THINK i fixed it idk #anyways 👍#lyss' sketch #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin #wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #neuvithesley

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cradle-of-darkness · 1 month

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live laugh lori

#♦️charlie's art #epithet erased #lorelai blyndeff #should i tag sylvie??? I'll tag sylvie #sylvie ashling #sylvester ashling #sorry I'll get to talking about That Thing im doing any minute now 🙄 my lazy ass just has a few more things to wrap up #have i mentioned lori is my second favorite ee character. shes my second favorite ee character. i love her #isnt it wild how if sylvie had stayed at the toy store for like 5 more minutes he could've met lori and gotten roped into pop's shenanigans #i hope they meet in hpc. whenever that happens. it'd be so fucking funny

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bamsara · 5 months

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Blue screening on me daily will not grant this laptop a dignified retirement idc how many keys are missing or how melted your components are. I will wring every bit of use out of you until your final boot up and when your speakers make one more screeching error beep, the melted piece of your casing chips off some more, and you no longer turn on, I will gut you for what little parts you have of worth and your keyboard with missing rows will become a nostalgic bed for my cat to sleep on

#Typed up a really long response info dumping about Trod just for Arson to 'unexpected stores exception' BSOD my ass and lose it all #i havent done art on arson in a long while at least #sara shush

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majimasleftasscheek · 6 months

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at da dentist

from this

#domesticity my beloved #I like to think him and kiryu argue about coupons at the store even tho majima can afford it for sure #cuz he's picky + wants to argue for the sake of arguing #kiryu just wants his googoo ass cereal that no one else likes #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #majima goro #my art

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medicalunprofessional · 9 months

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twisted scientist: I have a bunch of brains in jars😁

#psychonauts #caligosto loboto #nightmaretheater #im back at it again babbbyyyy #ive been listening to ‘the terrifiyign tale of thela hun ginjeet’ its doing psychic damage to me with its groovy tunes #kinda just wanted to render a cool doodle i had lying around.Thats it really #my inspiration was the vibe of walking thru a vintage store thats what i was doing #but then i saturated the colors to hell and back (as i should)#could not be assed to render the brain but you see : Its in a jar. i reslly dont csre🫶🫶🫶🫶#oooohhh i love stealing peopels brsins and putting them in green preservative slop💞💞💞#time on canvas : 5 ans a half hours

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stepfordgoth · 11 days

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Folks, I'm gonna keep it straight with you. I did indeed buy the hot pink velour tracksuit that says "juicy" in rhinestones across the ass today. Yes I did, I did that. And I won't lie to you folks, I don't regret it. In fact I came home from shopping and put the outfit on and found that I'm feeling, well, really quite juicy in this thotty little fit

#its over for me. im a juicy girl now #lowkey i did always want this outfit when i was a kid in the 2000s. i could not pass it up when i saw it in a store today.#and my ass actually looks SO CUTE in these pants!!!#i just keep thinking about regina georges mom in mean girls though

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eggwishing · 1 year

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i think if someone just heard him out about all the crazy stuff hes had to deal with the spot wouldnt be trying 2 wreck everyones shit

#spiderverse #the spot #miles morales #he takes him out of the convenience store he was tryna rob and is like Hey man are you alright youre obviously new to being a criminal #because you suck ass at it. do you need to talk man

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