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Esto es café para muy cafeteros.

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El asno y la zorra encuentran al león

“El asno y la zorra, habiéndose unido para su mutua protección, salieron un día de caza. No anduvieron mucho cuando encontraron un león. La zorra, segura del inmediato peligro, se acercó al león y le prometió capturar al asno si le daba su palabra de no dañarla a ella. Entonces, afirmándole al asno que no sería maltratado, lo llevó a un profundo foso diciéndole que se escondiera allí. El león,…

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El lobo ingenuo y el asno astuto: cuando los padres caen en las trampas de la manipulación adolescente

En muchas ocasiones los adolescentes desarrollan habilidades manipulativas con sus padres

Ser padre de un adolescente y además si este tiene conductas disruptivas no es tarea fácil. En muchas ocasiones, estos jóvenes desarrollan habilidades sorprendentes para manipular las situaciones a su favor, convirtiéndose en auténticos “asnos astutos” que logran engañar incluso a los padres más atentos. La fábula de Esopo nos deja una lección valiosa: no siempre lo que parece un problema real lo…

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El asno y el cochino

Envidiando la suerte del Cochino, un Asno maldecía su destino. —Yo, decía, trabajo y como paja; él come harina y berza, y no trabaja. A mí me dan de palos cada día, a él le rascan y halagan a porfía. Así se lamentaba de su suerte; pero, luego que advierte que a la pocilga alguna gente avanza en guisa de matanza, armada de cuchillo y de caldera, y que con maña fiera dan al gordo Cochino fin sangriento, dijo entre sí el Jumento: « Si en esto para el ocio y los regalos, al trabajo me atengo y a los palos ».

Félix María Samaniego.

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PRIMA PAGINA Il Messaggero di Oggi giovedì, 19 settembre 2024

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Illustrations for Piel de asno by Sandra Rilova

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{Angel:26 Asno:28 location: at her mansion in her kitchen}

(I do not know much about Asno because he is such an underrated character and I never get any information on him it's like he was forgotten so this may not be Canon)

Asno:"but look at the bright side Angel,Sano actually loves you now, you got a big job at the company, you have at least a few good friends and family... And you have a boyfriend that actually loves you"

Angel listens to him as she takes a sip from a vodka bottle until her eyes widened and she dropped the bottle, the bottle shattering on to the white kitchen floor, glass and vodka all over the floor

Angel:"oh my gosh you're right... Even after everything... Even though I'm above ground I'm still not satisfied... Oh my god... I'm the problem"

Angel says her lip quivering before she starts crying and sobbing, her mascara running down her face due to her crying, Asno's eyes widen in Surprise, he hasn't seen her cry in YEARS

Asno:"whoa!, what the..."

Angel takes off her glasses and wipes her eyes, still crying

Angel:"why can't I be happy?... am I busted?..."

Angel said while sobbing

Asno:"...no... Angel, you're not-'

Angel:"I am!, I'm a pit!... I'm a pit that Good things fall into..."

Angel said still sobbing

Asno:"Angel, you are not a pit..."

Angel:"I'm a PIT!..."

Angel said while sobbing, her face in her hands,Asno sighs while rubbing the back of his head, Angel gasped

Angel:"...ugh... I can't believe I'm crying... This is so dumb.."

Angel said her voice horse while raising her head up and putting her glasses back on, mascara still running down her face due to her tears

Asno:"it's okay... Don't feel bad about feeling bad"

A BoJack horseman reference and boyfriend to death OC's in the same room, what is this?, a crossover episode?

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Hola, a friend and I are thinking about doing a sightseeing trip to Madrid in the middle of november. Do you have some insider tips what we should see? :)

hi anon, yes of course !!!

so, one thing about madrid, it isn't a monument city but a walking city. i'd say walking through the city center, centered around the two main squares, puerta del sol and plaza mayor (both also massive tourist hotspots so expect a ton of people). just walking around that area, around arenal street, calle mayor (main street), carretas street and others is enough to get a feel of the oldest part of the city (also called 'madrid the los austrias' or 'austrian madrid', when spain was ruled by the habsburgs). it's my favourite area honestly, alongside the barrio de las letras, which you can get to walking or in a few metro stops. its name translates to 'neighborhood of the letters' because a ton of writers lived here, and you can find phrases from spanish literary classics engraved on the streets, it's lovely.

apart from that central area, other cool spots i would really recommend you should check out is gran vía (busiest street in the city, it literally translates to 'broadway', it has a ton of theatres as well), malasaña (hip arts district, love the vibe, also it's so beautiful and there's always stuff going on, really nice place to go out at night as well), chueca (next to malasaña, it's the queer district!!! also very beautiful), debod (my actual favourite place in the city!!!!!! it's this hill that holds an egyptian temple - the temple of debod - that was gifted to spain after the aswan campaign, you can visit it and also the views from the city from here are lovely, you can find the best sunset here), el rastro (the largest flea market in the country, you can visit it every sunday, you can find anything here. also nearby, in the cuesta de moyano, there's a book fair also open only on sundays), retiro park (our main park, really pretty, it's very nice to just chill; it also has a lake you can row on, and cool statues and stuff), and the royal palace (it's open to the public if that's your thing, but the area around it is very very nice, i always end up here when i hang out with my friends).

now let's talk museums!!!! madrid has a ton of museums, i'll tell you the ones i recommend but depending on what you're looking for there's probably something for you. important to note is that at least the prado and the reina sofía museums are free everyday one hour before they close !!!!!! important !!!!!! check in case there's other museums that do this, but i'm unsure, i think it's those two and maybe the thyssen?

so. the main three art museums in madrid are the prado museum (the counterpart of the louvre, that sorta vibe), the reina sofía museum (our modern art museum, only stuff from picasso onwards), and the thyssen museum (ngl i haven't been here, it's a private museum made out of the collection of this one countess). all of them (more or less) are in the prado boulevard, which is also very nice to walk by so it's always lovely to go there even if you don't enter the museums. nearby there's also the national archaeological museum, my personal favourite one.

other smaller but also cool museums that i love are the madrid history museum (the facade is insane, also has tons of cool maps of the city), romanticism museum (an old romanticism-era palace with romanticism-era paintings and other stuff), cerralbo museum (underrated af; it is the personal collection of this one noble, the building itself is absolutely insane), and the sorolla museum (if you like sorolla this is your place!).

(i'm nearly done i swear)

if you have time and want to visit a nearby city, my recommendations are: alcalá de henares (really close to madrid, it has the second oldest university in spain, with a medieval feel to it, it also has the madrid archaeological museum - it was a roman foundation under the name of complutum - and most importantly, it's known for being the birthplace of miguel de cervantes, writer of don quijote!!!! you can visit his house, it's now a museum :), el escorial (deep in the mountains, it has the monastery of el escorial, maximum icon of spanish renaissance, it was the winter palace of the monarchy and holds the royal crypt, where most of spanish monarchs have been buried), toledo (oh if you love medieval cities you'll love this one. it was the first capital of spain, and it is most known for being the city that during the medieval times had christians, muslims and jews living peacefully. there's tons of churches, mosques and synagogues to visit, and it is very well preserved, with narrow steep cobblestone streets, cannot recommend it enough), and segovia (toledo is to the south of madrid, and segovia to the north! it is most famous for its roman aqueduct, the best preserved and highest in the country, and it also has a ton of historical buildings, including its alcázar, a palace that inspired the sleeping beauty castle !!!!!). also it's not a city but there's a national park in madrid, the sierra de guadarrama national park and it's super beautiful, it's this lovely mountainous area perfect for hiking or just chilling, and depending on when in november you come, you might see snow!

as a final warning!! i don't know where you're from but in november madrid is probably colder than you are expecting so make sure to pack some extra layers just in case !!!