#asmr meg

[windows-in-the-night]

comfort youtube channels

list will be updated as i find more/get more suggestions.

carys rachel

kate brock

meg hughes

ruby granger

keara's asmr

the dodo (dog vids are always a fav)

dakota warren (i like how she can always be herself)

oceans asmr

[tolerateit]

have an early day tomorrow byeee besties 🥰

[megatraven]

watching asmr videos of pretty ladies doing my hair :) gettig slpeey

[beastwars-transformers]

compiter open. computer do assignment. please.

[starlitangels]

Meg is back! She’s been gone too long! Excited to bring her back! I went nerdy in this one but it was a blast. Meg’s videos are always longer and I love them!

[artsy-hobbitses]

Are there any facts or headcanons you can share about Megatron?

-Cracks knuckles- By which you mean old man Morgantron, boy do I.

LOVES dogs. Thaddeus/Terminus used to own a mining dog that would help pull carts, a Bernese Mountain named Boudicca which both he and a young Morgan would dote over. While Bouda passed away in his late teens, that childish adoration for dogs hasn't diminished, and has instead been transferred to Old Fella---an old pit bull rescued and initially intended for rehoming by Barricade/Barrin, who eventually couldn't find the heart to give him up. Megs often has Old Fella curled up at his feet while he's catching up on reading in his free time.

Has a surprising sweet tooth. Sugar was a luxury in Morgan's childhood and not something Thaddeus couldn't afford very often on miner pay, and what sweet food was common there were coal miner cakes… which are loved but an acquired taste. His guilty pleasures include Mars Bars which a young!Omar/OP would share with him through the fence that separated them as children, and more poignantly, Brooklyn-style Blackout Cake since it was tradition for Thaddeus to get him a slice of it for his birthday every year until they were shipped off to Messatine.

Within Morgan's personal office in a glass case is an old blood-spattered and battered copy of Umar ibn al-Khattâb: His Life and Times (Volume One). This is the very first book he read outside of what was greenlit/approved for the manual class and was lent to him decades ago by a young Omar, who threw it over the fence they would talk through, for him to catch. It had been confiscated from him during a spotcheck, but he found it years and years later in a HR contraband warehouse and he's kept it guarded ever since. What he doesn't know is that Omar still has the second volume of that book (there are two) kept in the same manner.

Secretly listens in on Omar's increasingly popular book club sessions (Part of an Autobot PR programme after they figured out that Omar had a voice fit for ASMR and people genuinely wanted to hear him read to them) on the radio during nights where he's feeling particularly lonely and melancholy.

Is an excellent fiddler. However, was not allowed to bring his instrument to Messatine and hasn't played since.

Morgan can cook, but is primarily relegated to British pub fare. Makes a mean steak and ale pie, one of his favorite foods. He also serves potential Decepticon recruits slices of coal miner cake he bakes during their first meet/interview (he does not tell them he baked it) to see how they react. If they act like they're too good for the humble bit of joy miners like him partook in, they're out.

Morgan does not have a great sense of direction, because when you're living 80% of your life underground, everything looks the same and you simply follow the neatly delineated cart tracks to your workplace or berth. Tracks above ground ie. roads are. Messy, and very confusing. He gets lost more easily than one might expect.

He has however, a sharper than usual sense of smell, which helped him out a lot as a miner when it came to seeking out fresh air and quickly identifying toxic or flammable gases emitted underground.

He is also in Grimlock/Graeme's team of Sometimes Cannibalism Is Correct. Those guards who beat to death a miner in front of him while he was on Mining Outpost C-12? He found two of them years and years later (he never forgot their voices over the miner's pleas) as a gladiator, killed the one who struck the first blow and ate their heart (they had no hearts to begin with, he surmises, so really, they're not missing anything) while the other watched. This was symbolic of his hatred for them, but also to loosen the remaining guard's lips about Decimus' movements after the incident up to this point, and for sure, it worked.

No longer gets drunk (he assumes his gladiatorial 'upgrades' are part of the reason for this), deeply wishes he still could sometimes.

Morgan forged his own armor pieces as a gladiator, and this is something that has carried on into the present, as he helps forge the armor the inner circle Deceptions wear, which is then programmed by Shockwave (the exception is Starscream/Stefan, who has been using a prototype armored flightsuit made by Senator Shockwave/Sharifuddin from day one). He uses this time as a one on one session to get to know them better.

Still visits the little public library in the Dead End that Omar set up in honor of him every now and then when he needs somewhere quiet to collect his thoughts and slog through paperwork.

Is the asshole who dog-ears books, but in his defense, he'd never seen a book in his community as a child that wasn't banged up to hell and back---what mattered were the contents. The SOLE exception here is the book that OP gave him and was confiscated from him. It's more than a book; it's a gift from his oldest friend.

"You didn't ask, I don't see why it's an issue" gay. Though one can't tell from first glance because Impactor will bring up the time that he booked a male and female stripper for Megs as a 20th birthday surprise/joke, and came back to find both of them engrossed listening to Megs reading his notes for Towards Peace and discussing it between the three of them. Basically, he's Enjolras (cause above all) for everything and everyone except Prime.

If you're an enemy he respects, he'll kill you himself and make it quick. If he hates you, he'll prolong it. If you don't register on his radar/aren't worth the effort, you get Tarn.

Suffers from a mild case of black lung carried over from his mining days, which only becomes more apparent in his 50s, as his healing factor slowly decreases.

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

what if team prime and team megs from tfp have YouTube channels what Their content will be each Individually

Autobots:

Optimus has a book review channel of all his favorite books and often gives wisdom and answers advice questions in his comments.

Ratchet is a lot about nursing or Dr's tips. He will sometimes go live and answer people's medical questions.

Bulkhead has a channel about smashing stuff (like the hydraulic press channel), and his background music is all made by Miko.

Arcee has a self-defense channel where she teaches varying martial arts, fighting styles, and tips on how to attack or defend.

Bee has a racing and gaming channel. Some days he plays racing games and some days he actually races.

Decepticons:

Megatron's is a motivational channel on how to be a good leader, how to get what you want, and lots of inspirational (sometimes scary) speeches.

Starscream has a travel channel/vlog showing all the places he has flown to. And does a lot of the day in life, showing all about him. He mostly uses it to talk about himself.

Knockout has a cleaning/beauty channel. Showing how to properly take care of yourself and make you look your best. He also has a lot of confidence tips.

Breakdown has a pranking channel where he plays pranks on bots and cons alike. Knockout is unfortunately his top subject. Like accidentally leaving the pad off the sander.

Soundwave has a hacking channel. He shows how to hack people, and often shows himself hacking scammers or getting revenge on other hackers. He also has a few ASMR videos.

[yubiesaysalot]

The Realest Gojo Satoru Headcanons

Pfft, think he's a total dreamboat? Nah. This is what he's really like. (affectionately) (Slight NSFW, like blink and you'll miss it) ***

He’s 100% the type of guy who would deepthroat a banana or hotdog or popsicle or something at any chance. And the best part? He's really, really good at it. Like, doesn't even gag kinda good. Everyone can only stare in amazement and wonder if it’s only a bit, or if he already has…prior experience. (He so, obviously, 100% does.)

If someone held a Secret Santa thingy for work, he probably would just forget about it. (If you were the person he was Santa for, considering you could somehow convince him to do it, he would just give you a greasy hundred yen bill and say something like, “Buy yourself something nice”.) 

The great Gojo Satoru’s hair is so crusty. How else does it stay up like that when he’s wearing a blindfold? Gravity just doesn’t do it for him. He may insist it’s just excess cursed energy flowing through his hair because his blindfold stops and directs the flow of cursed energy elsewhere so that Six Eyes doesn’t work, but don’t believe him. That boy uses so much hair spray. In fact, due to the hairspray and scalp sweat melding together, knocking on his hair with a fist at, like, 2pm in the afternoon will feel like knocking on rock. 

In fact, it is so crusty that if you take a bite out of it, a chunk will fall into your mouth easily with a potato-chip-crunch. (Eating Gojo’s hair ASMR?) Running a hand through his hair will result in getting poked. 

On another note on his hair though, when it’s not hairspray crusted, that man just loves haircare. He’s got a collection of different bottles of shampoo and more of conditioner. And a scalp brush. And dry conditioner. (“It’s a lot to take care of my hair to be this beautiful, y’know?”) 

Every time he needs to remember a letter of the alphabet (see: alphabetical ordering), he sings the ABC song. Softly or loudly. Did he forget what number P is in the alphabet? Is he just messing? Who knows?

He’s 100000000% the type of guy to mix up his student’s names. (“Meg—Noba—Yugi!”) It’s kinda sad. 

He's played Palworld and though he picks a fight with anyone who dares claim Pokemon is eternally superior to Digimon, even Gojo Satoru can agree that Pokemon but what if they have guns?? is peak.

He has an eyelash curler and wears white mascara sometimes. 

As a kid, he’s always wanted a little sister. Maybe because he wants to be a siscon. But anyway, if you ask him, he’ll talk about all he wants to do with a little sister (braiding hair, singing together, fighting off boyfriends, helping with Girl Scout cookie sales, fighting the patriarchy, etc)

Still laughs at potty humor. Just the word 'penis' will set him off. 'Haha, genitalia funny' at it's finest.

He's probably the type to spoil endings of shows and manga and stuff just to cause misery. Possible savagery. He reads the last chapter of the latest volume of a manga and spoils it.

A huge fan of Doki Doki Literature Club. He tells all his friends that it's some cute dating sim and that they should tooooootally play it. He thinks they'll all best girls, but Natsuki is the bestest of them all. Gojo totally, 100,000% cried when Sayuri.

In a Modern!AU without jujutsu witchcraftery, he seems like he'd major in philosophy.

[wyrm-with-a-why]

GODDD I WANNA MEGATRON RAMBLE SO BAD ABOUT SENSORY HEADCANONS I HAVE FOR THE AUS OF HER(I’m projecting as usual)

Ok below the cut :333

Cyberverse Megatron totally has touch sensory issues. If something is a specific texture it can immediately drive her away or get her annoyed or grossed out and even make her angry

Tfa Megs plays with slimes but specifically ones with the styrofoam beads on top as layer then mixes it all up. I hc the sound and feeling helps her calm down and Armada watches because she likes to see and hear it but the touch makes her feel sick

Tfp Megs has sensitive eyes so she gets easily irritated around bright things and colours and prefers muted colours to soothe her eyes

Mtmte megs doesn’t like the specific sound of thin metal clicking(needles) as the sound makes her feel sick. She does however like clay cracking or soap carving

G1 Megs oddly enough likes to hear eating asmr but specifically the hard sugar coated fruit kinds

[th3e-m4ng0]

With these few asks with their own fic recs do you yourself the-man-go have a few recommendations? Anything and everything

i have some, yes !! watch out for the tags on some of these though !!

Forget the Scoop. by Land_Locked_Martian. ahhh megop !!! extremely adorable, married couple, where oppy is all too excited to tell everyone he's gonna be a sire !!!! megs is as grumpy (and caring) as ever !!! love it sm

Let the Poets Pipe of Love by lord_squiggletits (megatrons_mouth_laser). eeeee i rlly like this one !!!!!!!! it's about the developing friendship between megatron and orion pax (who does ASMR videos hehe)– set in an universe where there's no war, and no functionism. honestly soooo fun !!!!! it's great !!!!

also check out these ones that I Loved So Much i made them storyboards asfkjsdjfhs:

I Help My Husband With His Overly Complicated Dinner Date Night Plan Because He Refused To Order Takeout by lord-squiggletits

Lunch Date by Chuzilllaa

lastly, here's some previous recs from january !!

[nanananami5924]

kid + liz headcanons <3

hihi! had a few thoughts, i don't know if the soul eater fandom is still alive but here's some hcs i have about kid and liz, i would add more about patty but if i get started i will not shut up <3

- kid 100% will randomly ask liz to sit down so he can do some sketching - however, liz knows how longs he take to do a basic sketch so she ends up falling asleep (kid just puts a pillow behind her once she's asleep and continues sketching before taking her to bed after.) - liz convinced kid to drink soda w/ her every time she does so she felt less bad about drinking it, and he eventually got kinda hooked on it. - they both suck at cooking, if anyone is cooking it's patty and she learned from tsubaki. both of them will just eat out if patty isn't there. - kid didn't really listen to music on his own, he just listened along with liz whenever she bought something new. - off of that, liz is super pretentious about music and will only buy records and cds. (records are what she shares with kid, since she can play them out loud and slow dance w/ him.) - liz wears juicy couture. it is her favorite brand. additionally, she wears miss me jeans. she likes the patterns on the pockets. - liz burns incense most of the time, which is slightly bothersome for kid, he only burns unscented candles for aesthetic, but liz likes to have a bit of fragrance around her room. - liz listens to asmr. 100%. she tried showing it to kid, but he couldn't get past them moving from ear to ear, and he does not like it. - liz shows kid movies most of the time if they're just sitting at home, and he doesn't admit it, but his favorites are the silly romcoms she shows him. (he really likes meg ryan movies, something about her reminds him of liz and he likes when harry met sally, as well as you've got mail.)

[megatraven]

Dizzy Daisy audio does ASMR narrative role-playing and there's a She Wolf and her mate series.

It's Havenfall!

😳😳😳😳 i might have to check that out, thank u for my life

[shimmershark17]

Hii :D my name is Viv!

I use It/its/all pronouns. I am a lesbian, and a Leo

My fandoms/interests (in no particular order) :

Dan and Phil <3

Sanders Sides

Peach PRC

Asmr

True Detective

Succession

The Meg

Virtual Famlies

Kevin Can Fuck Himself

I collect LPS, Calico Critters, dolls, etc. I love to draw, and sometimes I play games (mostly stardew or animal crossing). I also like reading (not super consistent, though). I don't really post about these hobbies, but I still love them!

If you wanna be moots/friends, I am always happy to chat :D Although, I can be slow at replying lol

I hope your day is well :)

[szottesfolditanyak]

De aranyos ez a lány. Közben #asmr is.

A harag az nem arról szól, hogy te csapnivaló vagy és pusztulj meg. Az a haragnak egy nagyon egészségtelen formája, kifejezése . A harag, az emlékeztet engem arra, hogy valamilyen határom sérül. Akár mástól, akár önmagammal kapcsolatban. És ha én haragos vagy frusztrált vagyok, akkor valami határomat vagy hagyom, hogy átlépjék, vagy én átlépem sorozatosan. És ha ezt a haragot felhasználom arra, hogy - ahá, értem... akkor ez most jelzi, hogy nekem ez így nem jó... akkor hogyan lehetne jó, azt hogyan tudnám kialakítani, elérni... az új határokat megteremteni. Ha erre használom fel, egy olyan erőnek, hogy az a harag engem oda tud tenni egy biztonsági őrré erre a határra... és tényleg, vigyázni és nem elcsalinkázni onnan, hogy jól van, jöjjön mindenki jegy nélkül és sáros lábbal... akkor ott áll ez... és ezt a haragom teszi meg velem, hogy ott tud állni stabilan ez a biztonsági őr a határomnál... és ezt tényleg, tiszteletben tartja. 38:30

[artsy-hobbitses]

Wait, what is the advertising and pr like on the autobot side of things.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the autobots did charity as well.

That, and they film their table top rpg events live and request donations to some organizations or the autobot cause.

Who even orchestrates the advertising and pr for the autobots? Is it blaster?

Less propaganda (they’re not in the business of conquering territories), more PSAs.

There is some degree of recruitment stuff going on of course, but it tends to have the flavour of signing up for Docs Without Borders or an international NGO—it’s less ‘elite’/militarised than ‘Con propaganda and more altruistic.

While they don’t have ‘territories’, they do have outposts constructed in areas free of Con and Functionist grip, and often train people there/offer backup to help ensure their borders remain free. The idea is to let them rebuild on their own terms for their own people on the foundation that freedom is the right of all.

You’ll find care packages with booklets for war refugees/cold constructs kind of like 101 on agencies that can help them, the rights they have, and where to go for aid and the type of aid they are are eligible for.

There’s also lots of posters combating Beastman and Manual Class stigma, and breaking down how ridiculous it is to adopt the same caste system a bunch of fucking coloniser space squids first used to divide them up into slaves.

Charity work and volunteerism is very much a thing they do as well, though to a slightly smaller scale than the Cons because their funds are sort of limited and they’re just generally a smaller team (their biggest benefactor is Mirage and potentially Tracks) with less manpower. So yes the Tabletop RPG thing and music jam sessions to help raise funds is something that happens quite often.

Something that sort of becomes unexpectedly popular here is actually OP reading (think of it like Henry Cavill reading the Witcher books) and discussing books with the audience after. Sometimes he’ll take book requests so there’s a pretty large online (and on radio for those with no Net access, if you can tap in to Blaster’s channel) book club for the book of the month (there will be people saying his voice reading to them is like a very cozy ASMR). This is also novel because a lot of Manual classes especially did not have access to books outside of their class specification, and in lacking resources to get these books to all of them physically, this is how OP chooses to break that barrier/share the joy and knowledge from them with a worldwide audience regardless of caste. It’s why his moniker as The Librarian sticks in an affectionate manner for a lot of people (sometimes Megs listens in too on particularly lonely nights, though you could never pry that out of him)

OP, Mirage, Jazz and Blaster usually oversee the public relations work they do as it’s mostly a combined effort that gets input from everyone.

[thesovietonion77]

favorite quotes from my older sister this month

"he's acting too top-y, START ACTING LIKE THE BOTTOM COCK SLUT YOU ARE-"

"Making out under a security desk? We've had ON some, but under? Wow, decency, rare"

"Thats from me, teaching a non-existent audience how to moan in british"

"They're being very consensual towards each other! That's great, we love consent here!"

"Okay this is getting....redundative. Redundant."

"STOP WITH THE BACK AND FORTH-"

"ooh, fervor, i love fervor, it's my favorite word! No, no, it isn't. I think my favorite word is Pafawafalacancake."

"Poison, ya feedin me poison! I'm starting to get tired of fucking death threats from fans of Davis and reed and meg and kat-"

"Oh well, let's go shove a pancake up his bum or smth- 😊"

"Heavy distortion! Oooeoeooeoeoeeoeoeoeooeoeoaaahhh-"

"Pov: asmr diet dr pepper drinking sounds!"

"Pov: asmr heavy distortion diet dr pepper drinking sounds!"

"QUACK-"

"Don't you dare knock over that green ibanez!"

"HELP ME, THE KEYBOARD FELL ON ME!...AND THE CURTAIN ROD!...ALONG WITH IT, THE CURTAINS!"

"awh, but putting up greenhouses is so hard 😣"

"I cannot do the sexy dorito mans voice for the life of me, and you can? I'm like...4-...no, 3 years older than you!?"

"I'll torment you day and night, want me to stop? Give me your staaaa- *voice crack* FUUUUCKKK-"

"Or should i say....MY star, ahuhuhu~ 💅💅✨✨"

"Wow, look how sexy and on-model this drawing of vaggie is, look how....canon her jawline is"

"How do i write lyrics for 'no girl's toy' but the 'boy' in question is actually a girl and the 'girl' in question is actually a boy"

"GOD DAMN, SUN X MOON ON MY TUMBLR FEED-"

"ya....ya...she be fuckin on my toy til i cory....ya, she be breeding on mah mount til i mae.....ya, she be jiggin' on mah saw til i baby-"

"*terrible muscle man impression* YOU- YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES LUMINI??! MY MOM, STARLAAAA-"

"man, YuB needs to rap to the songs in hazbin hotel and helluva boss"

"I CAN'T FIND THE DEPRESSED CLOWN EDM MUSIC- NOOOOOOOO"

"*over one of her drawings of Senoris*Daddy? Sorry, daddy? Sorry, da-"

"Ooh, butterfly twinks getting in a fight- his wings should be bigger, damn it."

"Vannamelon be hornin over jax tadc for real-"

"Hell's been better since he SHIT-"

"Oh, fuck mr. Puzzles, oh i HATE HIM AAAHHHH GRRRRRR WHY IS HE SO HOT-"

"Oh, i don't do international shipping, i'm afraid. Afraid of what? Don't be scared, dear...mhmhmhmm...~"

"CaseOh? Spin around"

"silly billy is now my favorite fnf song. OH WAIT, ITS NOT, BECAUSE TRINITY IS MY FAVORITE FNF SON- OH WAIT, OMNIPRESENT IS MY FAVORITE FNF-"

"Turn off lights when you're done with them, you bitch"

most of these were things she said while on her phone, or they were directed at me. Or both. 🤷‍♀️