#asmi's maggots

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

hey um queer desi people if you think you're alone, i promise you're not. i'm here, we're here, and we exist. i love you.

[patoslover]

One hour (less than) within the maintenance lockdown and this hell happened already, how are we feeling y'all?

@queermarzipan @lxvenderjewel @ivory--raven @styx142 @myfranticscribbles @empressumbreon @frogs-go-ribbit @cawdra @thearoacemess @goodomensduh @sounds-void-fishy @arkytiorlecter @random-doctor-on-the-internet @apophid-I-eat-everything @harbinger-of-existential-dread @an-ace-on-the-case @goblin-named-sam @1800ineedshelp @chaoticgenderflood @ivory--raven @aroaceblackhole @three-smiles-and-a-unicorn @coppicegate @zonzolik @falling-raine @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @koboldkatalyst @arkytiorlecter @friday-im-in-love-with-crowley @good-usernames-were-taken @weirdly-specific-but-ok (tell me if I forgot anyone)

Someone tell me if I forgot to put something of that talk here, it's all remarkable tbh, pure gold.

[mystic-mae]

Maggot Server Incorrect Quotes pt 1

@wispedvellichor @aroaceblackhole @falling-raine

thanks for telling me to post these

[its-a-me-asmi]

*clears throat* (I typed throats by accident, let the record show that I have only one throat) (*little red riding hood wolf voice* all the better to deepthroat you with, my dear Crowley)

Good Omens fandom and maggots and those who are both, we have converted many to our cult fandom of this wonderful show. I should probably state here that I am on the shady sideblog of @weirdly-specific-but-ok, my main blog. Uh. Yes. Hi.

As Mascot of the fandom, I would like to congratulate you all on your efforts towards this worthy cause, and cheers to everyone who finds a post with a new good omens fan/someone who hasn't watched the show and instantly tags me so I can destroy the OP's sanity. Wahoo!

Now, one fan of this show, however, is in a certain river of Egypt. Who is this fan in denial? Well, many of you maggots know and love @random-doctor-on-the-internet, Ash, for those who've seen them on the server.

Now Ash here has made several beautiful fanarts of Crowley, quotes Good Omens more than I do, wears three lovely Good Omens pins, has a corner of their wall devoted to Good Omens, has engaged in many discussions of Good Omens, is a fan of Neil's work, and married the Good Omens Mascot (yours truly) ten times.

AND YET: THEY INSIST THEY ARE NOT A GOOD OMENS FAN.

They said they would admit to being a fan if I made a public apology for calling them Aziraphale-coded, when they believe they are more Beelzebub coded or Anathema coded.

Let the record state that I am doing no such thing. What I am pointing out is the fact that they agreed, essentially, that they are a good omens fan, the only thing keeping them from admitting it is whether or not I make the apology.

I'm simply presenting the facts to you, the People, about Ash's affair with Good Omens. Now. Is Ash a Good Omens fan?

@arkytiorlecter @howmanyholesinswisscheese @queermarzipan what do we think?

[tryan-a-bex]

The new Asmi fanfic is out!

And in case you missed the first one:

I hope you like them! (If you are in it and want me to change your part, please let me know, it’s not written in stone!)

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @howmanyholesinswisscheese @eybefioro @sounds-void-fishy @dandelionjedi @robinprinceofchaos @chaos-frog @zonzolik @apollos-dodgeball-target

(If anyone knows better links for Mox and The Cat please let me know! Thanks!)

[mindrottinglystupid]

My Stars

You, Maggots, are my stars,

You are the light guiding me through the dark nights

The constellations I study to distract myself from where I am

I love you more than I can ever express

You are the sand that keeps the ocean afloat,

Or the roots of a tree in a storm,

The gravity holding my universe together,

Every star, one of your homes

I love you more than the universe's lust for destruction

I thought of where I wanted to be,

And I thought of you

In our homes

In our stars

[sideblog-of-the-maggotdom]

IMPORTANT QUESTION MAGGOTS

WHAT SHOULD NEIL AND HAMPTER'S BABIES (THE HAMSTER/TURTLE BABIES) BE CALLED?

[smspikyhampster]

HELLO FELLOW MAGGOTS I HAVE COME TO A CONCLUSION ABOUT @neil-who-is-not-here AND I'S BABIES.

I did some research on how long it takes for hammies and turtle's babies to hatch/be born. I then did a random number picker to determine the amount and how many babies

We will have 20 days till the babies are born/hatch and we will have 16 babies! *Said in Gabriel's voice in the Job minisode*

THE CHILDREN WILL APPEAR ON APRIL 30TH 2024. MAGGOTS REJOICE!

I now need names GIVE NAMES PLEASSSEEE.

[three-smiles-and-a-unicorn]

I need someone to explain the maggot union to me… please? I’m kinda not so active and I’m not on Discord rn because of exams and all that stuff, so please, please, can somebody tell me all the details?

I hope I’m not bothering anyone, I just want to know xD

Maybe I should tag people. I’m tired, i think I’ll do it tomorrow.

Anyways, thanks a lot!

[cawdra]

For any and all questions regarding the maggot lockdown, please ask in my ask box, I will be gladly answering them tomorrow!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Uhm hello Mr. Mascot... I would just like to know the details of your kidnapping by the Good Omens fandom? And also was there ever a ransom?

OHOHO HELLO MAGGOT. THERE WAS NO RANSOM. I WAS ALONE AND NEW TO THE HELLSITE, AND HAD NO ONE WHO WOULD PAY THE RANSOM.

THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM KIDNAPPED ME AND THEN THEY BECAME MY NEW FAMILY. I LOVE THOSE CRAZY FUCKERS AND I WOULD KILL FOR THEM.

AS FOR THE DETAILS WELL... SOME OF IT IS ON MY PINNED POST? BUT ALSO IT WAS A HECK OF A LONG SAGA MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A POST DESCRIBING IT FOR EVERYONE WHO WASN'T WITNESSING IT LIVE.

[shoemakerobstetrician]

Biblically accurate crochet angels

@weirdly-specific-but-ok I think you need to make a few of these!

[ask-the-bombberry-au]

the silly maggot?

i gave her a cactus :(((

and a cat photo :(

Asmi: "I doesn't have that stuff.."

She mumbles her words while holding her crocodile plush.

// Wrong blog! You gave those to @the-chaotic-drones //

[mystic-mae]

Maggot Server but it's Hunger Games

tw: brutal deaths

maggots involved:

@weirdly-specific-but-ok , @falling-raine, @mystic-mae , @chaos-frog , @robinprinceofchaos , @wispedvellichor , @smspikyhampster , @neil-who-is-not-here , @queermarzipan , @chaoticgenderflood , @ch0c0latedrag0n , @orpiknight , @thearoacemess , @magicclemons , @random-doctor-on-the-internet , @anadyomena , @patoslover , @lxvenderjewel , @styx142 , @aroaceblackhole , @myfranticscribbles , @good-usernames-were-taken , @the-cat-demon / @apollos-dodgeball-target , @arkytiorlecter

[bookwalmartav]

have a tshirt

I love it

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

why do you keep trying to promote dead boy detectives? also im using my aunts laptop and i can actually type on this thing?

*crawls up your chair to hiss in your ear* listen. come here.

closer.

listen.

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES IS FUCKING AMAZING AND I JUST FINISHED IT AND MY MIND IS BLOWN AND I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN AND I AM GOING TO DIE RIGHT HERE I JUST SPENT MY ENTIRE DAY WATCHING IT BECAUSE I COULD NOT STOP AND OH MY GOD WE NEED A SECOND SEASON AND FOR THAT PEOPLE NEED TO WATCH IT AND EVERYONE WHO'S WATCHED IT LOVES IT AND NOW I CAN SEE WHY

ahem.

yes. i mean. it's a. good show. that i am normal about.

*crawls into your spinal cord for a nap* remember to drink water.