#asks for the boys

[lau219]

Can you write something about how the boys will take care of Y/N on valentines? How they will celebrate it?

Of course! Happy Valentine’s Day! 💗🫶❤️

Answers for both the good boys and the bad boys are below the cut.

Cillian: Keeps it low-key but romantic. Sends you a text during the day to tell you he’s thinking about you. You then come home to him cooking dinner for the two of you, wine poured and a vase of flowers for you on the table. He also has bought you your favorite chocolates or dessert. After dinner, you’re snuggling on the couch beneath a blanket for a while, but eventually both of you have wandering hands, and soon, the snuggling turns into couch sex. It’s during your post-sex snuggle session that he’s softly stroking through your hair and telling you how much he loves you.

Emmett: Makes reservations and takes you out to dinner at the fancy restaurant that’s in the next town over. He’s even wearing a tie with his button-down, seizing the rare opportunity the two of you have to get dressed up. While at the restaurant, he gives you a beautiful necklace he’s bought for you, and the two of you are kissing across the table as he says how lucky he is to have you and how much he loves you. Once you’re home, things quickly switch from fancy to dirty, and you’re eagerly revealing your gift to him: some barely there red and black lingerie which he doesn’t leave on you for long.

Leonard: Has flowers and chocolates delivered to you while you’re at work, with a note telling you to meet him for dinner that night at the fanciest restaurant in town. Champagne is already at the table when you arrive, and the two of you are playing footsie beneath the table the entire time. As a romantic and mildly dom gesture, he’s ordering for you and making sure everything is perfect. When you get back home, he gifts you a beautiful bracelet or necklace, as well as some gorgeous and sexy lingerie. Soon, the lingerie is off, but the jewelry stays on… 😉

Robert: What doesn’t this man do for you on Valentine’s Day? From the crack of dawn to sunset, you’re being showered in gifts and spoiled rotten, starting with a diamond necklace that he somehow fastens around your neck while you’re still sleeping so that you have it on upon waking up. The rest of the day is filled with ungodly expensive flower arrangements, authentic, delicious pastries, divine chocolates, and gift after gift. We’re talking more jewelry, a designer purse, an afternoon of pampering at the exclusive day spa, and dinner at the restaurant that has a 2-year waitlist. When you two arrive home, you’re immediately all over each other, soon having sweet, intimate sex with plenty of murmured words of love and adoration, followed by as-close-as-you-two-can-get spooning.

Tommy: it’s hit or miss with him — sometimes he remembers Valentine’s Day, and sometimes he doesn’t. When he does remember, he sends you flowers and promises a night alone together. The gestures never get too grand with Tommy, but he also makes sure he shows you how he feels about you. As you know, he’s typically not one for voicing his emotions, but it’s after a sensual and passionate evening in bed that he’s holding you close and telling you how lost he’d be without you.

Raymond: Doesn’t spend much time indulging in Valentine’s Day or what goes with it, but knows that he should do something for you. Goes two towns over to buy you flowers so that no one recognizes him, then hands them to you without a word when he gets home, and allows you to love on him a little bit and mildly tease him (“Ray, you softie.”) Rolls his eyes at you and says nothing more, but later that night, he gives you some surprisingly soft, sweet sex, and is uncharacteristically affectionate and snuggly as you two lie in bed. Finally says something along the lines of, “You know I love you.”

Jonathan: Is actually very romantic and makes the day all about you. Has a couple of small gifts left on your desk throughout the day with little love notes attached. When you get home, he’s made a very elaborate and delicious dinner for the two of you, and he then prepares and draws a romantic, sensual bath for you two to enjoy together with candles, bubbles, and music. Eventually, he’s working you with his fingers beneath the water, whispering words of praise in your ear as he builds you up and makes you come…multiple times. He’s then moving the two of you to the bed, where he proceeds to let you recover as he gives you a full-body massage.

Jackson: Buys you a single red rose and gives it to you along with a quick, rough kiss and a smack on the ass.

What? Were you expecting more? 🤣

@breakthestereo @ennui-whimsy-and-me @newbarrel

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[batbabydamian]

Obsessed with little Lima Bean Baby Dami. I feel like Bruce would pass out from cuteness if he witnessed his child looking like that.

Talia should send Damian's baby pics to Bruce lol

[boytransmission]

I kept mishearing a lyric from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and this is what it said to me

Top surgery fund!!!!!!!!

[dailyhatsune]

i remember when issue 6 released like it was yesterday oh my god

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jeremy Fitzgerald survived the FNAF bite

[prettyboyprettyeyes]

✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

[meanbossart]

A young (and likely hungover) magistrate in the making!

[danidoodels]

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[bunnis-monsters]

Hello!

Not a request but do you have any thoughts on peacock hybrids?

Male peacock hybrid spreading out his feathers to impress you. He’s very snobby and thinks you’ll fall to your knees and just BEG to mate with him after seeing how pretty his feathers are.

But you’re not a peacock hybrid. You couldn’t care less about how pretty his feathers are, he has been a royal cunt the entire time you’ve known him.

So now he’s scrambling, utterly confused and heartbroken that you’ve rejected him. He cries himself to sleep that night, completely insecure over his feathers.

“You’re an asshole.”

That was your answer when he asked why you rejected him the next day. He had come into your bakery with his eyes all puffy and red from crying, his feathers drooping.

“You come in here every day, order the same complicated thing, act rude to my staff, and never think to say thank you. That, and you’re snobby. I’m not your servant, why should I have to spread the cream cheese on YOUR bagel!?”

He was utterly stunned. In the past, he’d rejected many females who swooned over his beautiful feathers. He had fallen head over heels for you… yet you felt nothing for him.

It was the first time he ever really got called out for how he behaved.

Perhaps it’s time to take a look inward for once… and he’s not sure why, but imagining finally getting to have you as all his… makes his pants tight.

[lau219]

For all the boys: What’s a behavior/act or physical something that turns them on?

Cillian: When you wear his clothes, because not only do you look completely adorable in them, but he feels like it’s a silent display that you’re his, which he loves.

Emmett: When you help him work on something and you get all sweaty and dirty, either at his shop or around the house/yard. He’s gonna have you pinned against the hood of his car or against the wall of the garage in no time.

Leonard: When you wear stockings or thigh-highs and heels. He finds them unbelievably sexy and can never keep his hands off you for long when you’re wearing them.

Robert: When you whisper in his ear. Even if you do it with non-sexual intentions. But if it is because you’re trying to get him hot, it 100% makes him melt every time.

Tommy: When you call him “Mr. Shelby.” No explanation needed. And get ready to keep saying it, because he won’t let you stop anytime soon.

Raymond: When you paint your nails, especially if you paint them red. It drives him crazy, just picturing your red nails digging into his skin and scratching down his back during sex.

Jackson: When you get a smart mouth and start talking back to him and/or insulting him. It just pokes the bear and gets him insanely fueled to put you in your place with a little “discipline.”

Jonathan: When you wear skirts. You look so feminine and proper, and he can’t stop imagining sliding his hands under that skirt and up your thighs, bunching it up around your hips as he fucks you.

[nakathemoth]

Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them

[hellsitegenetics]

Can you please do:

IT’S ME BOY IM THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME BOY LEAVE THE GIRL WE DON’T NEED HER COME WITH ME AND PLAY MY GAMES WE’LL HAVE COWBOY TIMES IN SPACE DO DOO DO DO YEEEAH YOU NEED ME BOY YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

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Closest match: Pseudochaenichthys georgianus genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: South Georgian Icefish

[yuzuyokoi]

this might be that gay dude from les mis