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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents#we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy#but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses#that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway#at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants#now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND#her pronouns are om/nom#literal definition of a baby
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Human Bill Cipher
(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)
And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.
#And also: i know#i know the mayor of halloween town. I know guys.#twink death dilf birth#bill cipher#gravity falls#boy oh boy im anxious about posting this here please be nice to me#“the design deoesnt fit the voice” ?? idk man like. what if it did though.#you can draw him! i dont mind#no need to ask (:
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I kept mishearing a lyric from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and this is what it said to me
Top surgery fund!!!!!!!!
#the line is LA chicks with the Oakland booty. again i ask how did i get here#transfag#transsexual#trans art#queer ns/fw#queer nsft#trans nsft#t4t nsft#trans butch#t4t ns/fw#ftm nsft#t4t pup#t4t puppy#t4t yearning#transmasc nsft#transmasc#trans boy#trans man#fagdyke#bd/sm community#trans pup#trans puppy#trans punk#idk tags for this tbh#leathers
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Obsessed with little Lima Bean Baby Dami. I feel like Bruce would pass out from cuteness if he witnessed his child looking like that.
Talia should send Damian's baby pics to Bruce lol
#ask#damian wayne#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#babian#fatbabydamian#batbabyart#thank you for the ask!! it made me v happy to sprout another lima bean baby#Bruce and Alfred reactions are just how i look when i consume Damian media tbh#atm me every time i open The Boy Wonder 😭#The Boy Wonder 1 is out now btw!!#jic you too want to be affected by The Cuteness
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patpatpatpatpatpatpat
#he desperately needs it#and I need to pet#its a win win if u ask me#+1 reblog = +1 pat#tim drake#my child my boy#red robin#dc comics#dc#tim drake robin#doodels
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How Jeremy Fitzgerald survived the FNAF bite
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#jeremy fitzgerald#michael afton#mike schmidt#fnaf 2#JEREMY MENTIONED 🔥#been a bit since the boy..#folks have asked about his whole bite deal so here’s a lil comic explaining it#IDK why this isn’t brought up often?#but I do think there’s a good chance the way Jeremy Fitzgerald survived the bite#was through remnant#in game literally a bunch of kids were just killed at that location#so there’s probably an abundance of remnant all over#dude simply just got better 🩵
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✨soft asks✨
What song makes you feel better?
What is your go to comfort show?
Reading or writing? Why?
Whats your favorite feeling?
How do you like to take care of yourself?
What’s your favorite candle scent?
Who do you feel most like yourself around?
Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?
Best childhood moment?
When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)
Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!
What calms you down?
Bath or shower to relax?
Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?
Comfort food?
What’s something you want to create soon?
How do you feel best loved?
What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?
Have you ever written or received a love letter?
Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.
Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?
Name of your favorite playlist?
Have you ever received flowers?
Who is your bestfriend?
If your soul was a color, what would it be?
If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?
Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?
What are you proudest of?
Are you a kind person?
What do your hobbies look like?
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Hello!
Not a request but do you have any thoughts on peacock hybrids?
Male peacock hybrid spreading out his feathers to impress you. He’s very snobby and thinks you’ll fall to your knees and just BEG to mate with him after seeing how pretty his feathers are.
But you’re not a peacock hybrid. You couldn’t care less about how pretty his feathers are, he has been a royal cunt the entire time you’ve known him.
So now he’s scrambling, utterly confused and heartbroken that you’ve rejected him. He cries himself to sleep that night, completely insecure over his feathers.
“You’re an asshole.”
That was your answer when he asked why you rejected him the next day. He had come into your bakery with his eyes all puffy and red from crying, his feathers drooping.
“You come in here every day, order the same complicated thing, act rude to my staff, and never think to say thank you. That, and you’re snobby. I’m not your servant, why should I have to spread the cream cheese on YOUR bagel!?”
He was utterly stunned. In the past, he’d rejected many females who swooned over his beautiful feathers. He had fallen head over heels for you… yet you felt nothing for him.
It was the first time he ever really got called out for how he behaved.
Perhaps it’s time to take a look inward for once… and he’s not sure why, but imagining finally getting to have you as all his… makes his pants tight.
#peacock hybrid#peacock hybrid x reader#monster fucker#monster lover#monster fudger#monster boyfriend#monster fic#ask answered#chubby!reader#chubby reader#x reader#terato#teratophillia#terat0philliac#teraphilia#exophelia#peacock hybrid smut#hybrid x reader#monster fucking#monster imagine#monster x human#fat reader#plus size reader#fem reader#female reader#monster smut#anon ask#monster boy oc#monster bf
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This image was MADE for them
#Yes valentino is smoking at like 2am#he has his hat on too obviously#vox is so done with him#dont ask how his wings changed colour ok#thats ARTISTIC LIBERTY ✨#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#vox#valentino#vox x valentino#voxval#staticmoth#my boys#love them#digital art#art
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost
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It's not complicated, it's just weird
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#this is not realistic honestly#because charles would protest the use of the word rejection#how could he ever reject any part of his best mate am i right?#also rip random client who asked#u didn't know better man
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Why he so pretty tho. With those pretty eyes and my goodness why??????????????
remember to put on protective eyewear when looking directly at the sun
#wehehehehehe……. pretty boy#im fiddling with his face again#dickroy#dick grayson#nightwing#roy harper#arsenal#dc comics#the ask and the answer#mart
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What about genderbender Harry and Kim??? Two grown women... 🥺👉👈
Guys so honestly Kim would look exactly the same, beautiful butch lesbian also Harry has a horrific bra instead of a tie heh… genius i know… 😅😅😅💡💡💡
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this might be that gay dude from les mis
#les mis#les miserables#les amis#les amis de l'abc#enjolras#<3#“which one?” you all ask#all of the above#but mainly my boy enj
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OH MY GOD I NEED TO EAT YOUR ARTSTYLE, CHEW AND COMSUME IT,
Your Jayvik art means MILLIONS to me, there's something so cozy and happy about how you draw the boys that makes me want to consume more of your art MY GOD 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
All the loves to you and your art 💜💜
Thank you so much!! Please enjoy the snack!
#🤲 I humbly offer#these silly guys have been one of my most favourites since the show aired#thank you for your kind words!!#I’m holding off on drawing any s2 content until it’s been out for a bit longer so I don’t get in trouble#but the s1 boys is also good for my soul#hope we’re all doing okay after that final act#hoo boy#my art#ask#arcane#arcane league of legends#jayce talis#arcane jayce#viktor arcane#jayvik
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LOVE THE SUPERBABIES!!! 💖💖💖
Gonna need to see either brother Kon and Tim try to calm their little brothers down or perhaps even Lizzie getting a taste of her own medicine from a shrunken down Bat and Sups 🤭 (only if you want to though)
i imagine if they play peek-a-boo, Damian makes this expression every time Tim uncovers his face
#ask#kon el kent#jon kent#tim drake#damian wayne#babian#fatbabydamian#thank you for the ask!! 🥺 gave me a good giggle#and sorry to Kon enjoyers i think i massacred your boy sdfghj#batbabyart
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