#askjess

[askbrett]

Excuse you, I know some things. Like Hamilton and the one about the witches. The one with the killer space plant and I've seen Les Misérables... the movie at least. They have good songs, my roommate Kurt plays 'em sometimes. I also know @askingrachelberry is probably going to end up on there some day. I guess you probably could too, though VA hasn't even won National's yet.

Broadway. Not that you'd know anything about that.

[askcohenchang]

Top 3 Hunkiest dudes?

That's a hard one. 'Hunk' is such an open ended definition in my mind. But if I grade on objective hunkiness;

Ryder, Finn and Jesse.

In no particular order.

@lynnryder @askjesse @askqbfinn

[askingrachelberry]

Rachel Berry wasn't a partier.

An occasional gala for a good cause with her dads or as the entertainment? Sure. A small get-together with close friends? Great. A cast party at Chili's or Breadstix after opening and/or closing? 100%. But a college party, complete with red solo cups, a handful of attendees who'd slushied her within the past month, and a live band was very much not her scene.

Which made it all the more surprising that Rachel had chosen to attend Dottie Kazatori's birthday party.

Had they ever even spoken? No. But she'd heard murmurings about the party throughout the halls of McKinley and had decided to invite herself. Dottie seemed nice enough - surely she wouldn't mind. And Rachel needed the opportunity to interact with her peers outside of show choir in order to "humanize" herself. She couldn't make a play for co-captain unless she was safe in the knowledge that people would vote for her. That required getting to know them.

So she'd had a few chats, learned a few things, and begun to call it a night... until the band took a break. And the microphone remained dangerously unmanned.

She'd been so good that night, truly. She'd tried to actually dress like a Twilight character (who is Jessica?), managed some good conversations, and hadn't yet sung a single note. Did she not deserve a little treat? Just one musical moment?

Pulling up the karaoke version of a song she'd recently been informed originated from the Twilight soundtrack, Rachel was just about to try and send the song to the nearest Bluetooth speaker when a familiar face popped up near the mic.

"Oh," she paused, intrigued by the sudden presence of none other than Jesse St. James. "Were you also planning to...?"

@askjesse

[askthekraliekrew]

// ret-conning some things for the story ~ my writing was pretty bad when i initially made this blog, so i'm trying my best to patch up things <3 so try not to mind any inconsistenies, i usually have ooc notes under the cut to explain

// working on the next post as i update here!! thank you to @askjess for giving me motivation, go follow them, they drew some lovely fanart of my alex design, it's really made my night <3

[askthingone]

who. madison mccarthy and jesse st. james @askjesse where. sugar's halloween spooktacular when. halloween weekend

So far, Sugar's party was turning out to be one of the better parties Madison had been to while at McKinley. Maybe it was the costumes, or the music, or the fact that there was plenty to drink, but Madison had found herself on the dance floor the majority of the night, and was just now parting to find the bathroom. Of course the main bathroom had a line down the hall, which had the twin making the momentary decision to find one hidden elsewhere. It didn't take long of venturing through the party and find her way into an ensuite bathroom that was empty and clean.

Before leaving, the brunette took a moment to inspect her hair, which had been pulled up in a messy ponytail and sprayed a bright orange with temporary hair color spray she had bought at the local Halloween store. It was holding up well, for the most part, but the slight sweaty sheen she had going from her dancing was causing a bit of the orange color to build up around her crown. Taking a paper towel, Madison began to clean herself up when someone suddenly burst through the bathroom door.

"Hey! Occupied!" She shouted, refusing to admit it was partially her fault considering she didn't like the door. But she had figured it was so far out of the way that she didn't have to worry about other people baring in. Eyes landing on the face of Jesse St. James, Madison sighed, rolled her eyes, and continued cleaning her makeup. "Are you even allowed to be here? Won't your team think you're a traitor for partying with the enemies?"

[choisanii]

san 😔

these looks occupy my brain permanently and rent-free and we are NOT gonna talk about it

[spearbe]

omg i remember you from when i had my skz blog!!

omg u wouldn’t happen to be welcometochanskitchen (or something along those lines) would you? if not i’m so sorry i can’t remember ur old blog alskdk but HELLO AGAIN!!!! 💓💕💞💗💓💗💕💞

[jessironi89]

Asks are open! Again...

So i had recently opened asks for my AU Couragetale and i remembered i had my anon asks off. So for those of you who mst have wanted to ask but were nervous i have turned anon asks back on!

Sorry bout that i forgot i had it off to begin with ^^;

Anyways!

Ask away!

[dangerouslyperfectenthusiast]

Send me some anons so it looks like I have friends 🤙🏽 👊🏽

[worksofjpa]

Someone asked “How do we know if we’re already hurting the people we love thinking it’s the love that we really want them to feel?”

I answered: We would always feel if what we are exerting is love or pain depending on how they react with it. It’s never true when someone says ‘I do not know if I’m hurting him/her, I just do the things that I think are right’. We should not be oblivious of what they feel, otherwise a gap or a wall will tend to arise.”

[stakemeout-blog]

Bellarke

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you: Bellarke

1) when or if I started shipping it: Oh probably the second episode haha, because I knew they were a couple in the 100 books so I imagined the TV version of Clarke and Bellamy together and I loved them right away so I could say I immediately started to ship them. But it heightened even more after “Day Trip”.

2) my thoughts: Can you still get ordained just as easily in the future as you can today? If so, Abby should sign up since it’d be an honour for her to marry her daughter to Bellamy “yes m'am” Blake.

3) What makes me happy about them: They support each other 99.9% of the time, and when they don’t, they don’t argue or whatever they close the 0.1% gap by being understanding and yeah, they’re always there for each other and it’s a healthy relationship, romantic or not.

4) What makes me sad about them: 6 damn years.

5) Things done in fanfic that annoys me: I don’t really read fanfics so N/A, I guess

6) Things I look for in fanfic: N/A

7) My kinks: Oh, no thanks

8) Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: For Bellamy? No one, honestly. I just can’t see it… But maybe Raven out of the available options of those up in space? Yeah… I don’t like Rellamy/Braven but it’s better than Becho. For Clarke, I don’t know… maybe Niylah? Like she’s kind of insignificant in my opinion except when it comes to comforting Clarke so I guess she could be used to her character’s sole purpose. Like it’s not ideal but then again I cannot think of anyone else…

9) My happily ever after for them: Reunion after 6 goddamn years apart and they don’t even have to say a word to speak so they just stare each other in the eye with their usual unspoken sexual tension and everyone else watching them just knows what’s going on and they live a long, healthy life together, yeah…

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[askbrett]

I'm afraid to ask what that even means.

Showchoir, no. Changing lives through the breathtaking magic of performance on the White Way? Absolutely.

[torontomaplejess]

GET TO WORK WOMAN

OKAY I’LL GET TO WORK 💙

[askingrachelberry]

Rachel hadn't realized just how many members of local show choirs Sebastian knew. It seemed like there was someone from every major group in the area at his birthday party, with the Warblers (of course), New Directions, and Troubletones well represented.

So it really shouldn't have surprised her that Vocal Adrenaline would have a solid showing too. And yet Jesse St. James's presence was unexpected.

"Jesse."

His name falling from her lips was enough to get his attention, it seemed. One brief moment of eye contact and her journey to the photobooth was temporarily abandoned.

But what was she meant to say next? No one at McKinley knew about their secret rendezvous, a necessity given that in the end they'd likely be each other's fiercest competition, but she couldn't find it in her to act as though they were essentially strangers. One look at her phone would make it very clear that they were anything but. One look at her face, even. So what topic was safe?

"Dashing as ever," she remarked, immediately aware of the fact that the path she'd chosen was not one she should continue down. What was a more platonic topic? Something that wouldn't have passersby thinking wow, those two have definitely kissed.

"Alas, with the DJ firmly in place, it appears there are no performance opportunities at this party."

@askjesse

[jess-cant-read]

In the song if we were gay by ninja sex party how many times does the song say dick throughout the whole song? -Spicyboi, M

HERE YA GO

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,“Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?”Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!Could you imagine that? If we were gay?Could you imagine?A newborn deer runs through a fieldA rainbow shines from HeavenA child’s smile lights up the roomAs Brian blows a dudeA star shoots in from outer spaceA puppy licks its motherA ray of sunlight through the treesAs Brian licks a sackThere would be no sadnessIf we were super gayJust unicorns and magicIf we were super gayWe would all be flyingOn a tasteful pink duvetBut mostly BrianMostly Brian’s gayOoh, ooh ooh Brian’s gay ooh ooooohHere’s a list of things that Brian likes to suckDick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick ballsDick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls! One! Two! Balls!Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dickyour dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!

Number of Times “Dick” has been said - 73 times

-BONUS-

Number of Times “Balls” has been said - 5 times

Number of Times “Gay” has been said - 7 times

YOUR WELCOME

[pxwder]

number 119:)

119. Favourite book?

omg I could talk for hours and hours, but my all time favorite book is 1984 by George Orwell! He’s one of my favorite authors (besides Chuck Palahniuk)

send me a number!