#askjess

[askbrett]

Excuse you, I know some things. Like Hamilton and the one about the witches. The one with the killer space plant and I've seen Les Misérables... the movie at least. They have good songs, my roommate Kurt plays 'em sometimes. I also know @askingrachelberry is probably going to end up on there some day. I guess you probably could too, though VA hasn't even won National's yet.

Broadway. Not that you'd know anything about that.

[askcohenchang]

Top 3 Hunkiest dudes?

That's a hard one. 'Hunk' is such an open ended definition in my mind. But if I grade on objective hunkiness;

Ryder, Finn and Jesse.

In no particular order.

@lynnryder @askjesse @askqbfinn

[askingrachelberry]

Rachel Berry wasn't a partier.

An occasional gala for a good cause with her dads or as the entertainment? Sure. A small get-together with close friends? Great. A cast party at Chili's or Breadstix after opening and/or closing? 100%. But a college party, complete with red solo cups, a handful of attendees who'd slushied her within the past month, and a live band was very much not her scene.

Which made it all the more surprising that Rachel had chosen to attend Dottie Kazatori's birthday party.

Had they ever even spoken? No. But she'd heard murmurings about the party throughout the halls of McKinley and had decided to invite herself. Dottie seemed nice enough - surely she wouldn't mind. And Rachel needed the opportunity to interact with her peers outside of show choir in order to "humanize" herself. She couldn't make a play for co-captain unless she was safe in the knowledge that people would vote for her. That required getting to know them.

So she'd had a few chats, learned a few things, and begun to call it a night... until the band took a break. And the microphone remained dangerously unmanned.

She'd been so good that night, truly. She'd tried to actually dress like a Twilight character (who is Jessica?), managed some good conversations, and hadn't yet sung a single note. Did she not deserve a little treat? Just one musical moment?

Pulling up the karaoke version of a song she'd recently been informed originated from the Twilight soundtrack, Rachel was just about to try and send the song to the nearest Bluetooth speaker when a familiar face popped up near the mic.

"Oh," she paused, intrigued by the sudden presence of none other than Jesse St. James. "Were you also planning to...?"

@askjesse

[askthekraliekrew]

// ret-conning some things for the story ~ my writing was pretty bad when i initially made this blog, so i'm trying my best to patch up things <3 so try not to mind any inconsistenies, i usually have ooc notes under the cut to explain

// working on the next post as i update here!! thank you to @askjess for giving me motivation, go follow them, they drew some lovely fanart of my alex design, it's really made my night <3

[choisanii]

san 😔

these looks occupy my brain permanently and rent-free and we are NOT gonna talk about it

[spearbe]

omg i remember you from when i had my skz blog!!

omg u wouldn’t happen to be welcometochanskitchen (or something along those lines) would you? if not i’m so sorry i can’t remember ur old blog alskdk but HELLO AGAIN!!!! 💓💕💞💗💓💗💕💞

[jessironi89]

Asks are open! Again...

So i had recently opened asks for my AU Couragetale and i remembered i had my anon asks off. So for those of you who mst have wanted to ask but were nervous i have turned anon asks back on!

Sorry bout that i forgot i had it off to begin with ^^;

Anyways!

Ask away!

[dangerouslyperfectenthusiast]

Send me some anons so it looks like I have friends 🤙🏽 👊🏽

[worksofjpa]

Someone asked “How do we know if we’re already hurting the people we love thinking it’s the love that we really want them to feel?”

I answered: We would always feel if what we are exerting is love or pain depending on how they react with it. It’s never true when someone says ‘I do not know if I’m hurting him/her, I just do the things that I think are right’. We should not be oblivious of what they feel, otherwise a gap or a wall will tend to arise.”

[stakemeout-blog]

Bellarke

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you: Bellarke

1) when or if I started shipping it: Oh probably the second episode haha, because I knew they were a couple in the 100 books so I imagined the TV version of Clarke and Bellamy together and I loved them right away so I could say I immediately started to ship them. But it heightened even more after “Day Trip”.

2) my thoughts: Can you still get ordained just as easily in the future as you can today? If so, Abby should sign up since it’d be an honour for her to marry her daughter to Bellamy “yes m'am” Blake.

3) What makes me happy about them: They support each other 99.9% of the time, and when they don’t, they don’t argue or whatever they close the 0.1% gap by being understanding and yeah, they’re always there for each other and it’s a healthy relationship, romantic or not.

4) What makes me sad about them: 6 damn years.

5) Things done in fanfic that annoys me: I don’t really read fanfics so N/A, I guess

6) Things I look for in fanfic: N/A

7) My kinks: Oh, no thanks

8) Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: For Bellamy? No one, honestly. I just can’t see it… But maybe Raven out of the available options of those up in space? Yeah… I don’t like Rellamy/Braven but it’s better than Becho. For Clarke, I don’t know… maybe Niylah? Like she’s kind of insignificant in my opinion except when it comes to comforting Clarke so I guess she could be used to her character’s sole purpose. Like it’s not ideal but then again I cannot think of anyone else…

9) My happily ever after for them: Reunion after 6 goddamn years apart and they don’t even have to say a word to speak so they just stare each other in the eye with their usual unspoken sexual tension and everyone else watching them just knows what’s going on and they live a long, healthy life together, yeah…

Look at #askjess (my page only) for the original post!

[torontomaplejess]

GET TO WORK WOMAN

OKAY I’LL GET TO WORK 💙

[askbrett]

I'm afraid to ask what that even means.

Showchoir, no. Changing lives through the breathtaking magic of performance on the White Way? Absolutely.

[jess-cant-read]

In the song if we were gay by ninja sex party how many times does the song say dick throughout the whole song? -Spicyboi, M

HERE YA GO

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,“Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?”Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!Could you imagine that? If we were gay?Could you imagine?A newborn deer runs through a fieldA rainbow shines from HeavenA child’s smile lights up the roomAs Brian blows a dudeA star shoots in from outer spaceA puppy licks its motherA ray of sunlight through the treesAs Brian licks a sackThere would be no sadnessIf we were super gayJust unicorns and magicIf we were super gayWe would all be flyingOn a tasteful pink duvetBut mostly BrianMostly Brian’s gayOoh, ooh ooh Brian’s gay ooh ooooohHere’s a list of things that Brian likes to suckDick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick ballsDick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls! One! Two! Balls!Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dickyour dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!

Number of Times “Dick” has been said - 73 times

-BONUS-

Number of Times “Balls” has been said - 5 times

Number of Times “Gay” has been said - 7 times

YOUR WELCOME

[askingrachelberry]

Rachel hadn't realized just how many members of local show choirs Sebastian knew. It seemed like there was someone from every major group in the area at his birthday party, with the Warblers (of course), New Directions, and Troubletones well represented.

So it really shouldn't have surprised her that Vocal Adrenaline would have a solid showing too. And yet Jesse St. James's presence was unexpected.

"Jesse."

His name falling from her lips was enough to get his attention, it seemed. One brief moment of eye contact and her journey to the photobooth was temporarily abandoned.

But what was she meant to say next? No one at McKinley knew about their secret rendezvous, a necessity given that in the end they'd likely be each other's fiercest competition, but she couldn't find it in her to act as though they were essentially strangers. One look at her phone would make it very clear that they were anything but. One look at her face, even. So what topic was safe?

"Dashing as ever," she remarked, immediately aware of the fact that the path she'd chosen was not one she should continue down. What was a more platonic topic? Something that wouldn't have passersby thinking wow, those two have definitely kissed.

"Alas, with the DJ firmly in place, it appears there are no performance opportunities at this party."

@askjesse

[pxwder]

number 119:)

119. Favourite book?

omg I could talk for hours and hours, but my all time favorite book is 1984 by George Orwell! He’s one of my favorite authors (besides Chuck Palahniuk)

send me a number!

[choisanii]

wait for the enneagram thing, what are the enneagrams of each type of stans (as you've observed) if you know ? im genuinely curious.

ok so a little disclaimer before i start rambling: i’m by no means an expert on enneagrams i just find them absolutely fascinating and i think they’re really helpful overall! like if you know what type you are and what type someone else in your life is, you are evidently able to better understand yourself, them, and therefore better your relationship with them! also considering i have <15 ateez moots, some of which i unfortunately do not know that well, i’m going to try to keep this pretty vague and i’m also going to mostly base it on what i’ve observed in the members themselves (what types i think they may be, but again, i don’t know them personally so take it with a grain of salt!), as I think that one of the reasons our biases are who they are is because we identify with certain aspects of their personality. 

general note about the enneagram system: there are 9 types––one of them is your “basic personality.” this is your “core”, dominating personality, something predetermined partially by genetics and pre-natal factors, but also by your childhood (parental figures, significant events/experiences, etc.). however, since one’s personality is fluid and cannot be confined to just one “box” or “type”, everyone inevitably identifies with other types as well (this is where “wings” come in but that’s too complicated so i’ll stick with the core type). no type is “better” or “worse” than another; it’s literally just an explanation of why you are the way you are and how that contributes to how you see the world and interact with others. 

hongjoong stans: type 1 (the reformer) or type 3 (the achiever) -> in the most basic sense type 1s are perfectionists. conscientious and ethical. they are set apart from the other types due to the existence of a self-critical “internal voice/monologue”. one may even call them workaholics due to the fact that they’ll often suppress their personal needs/self indulgence in favor of productivity. high standards. a very very strong moral compass. incessant desire to be “right”. fears corruption. type 3s are also known to be workaholics and they struggle with competitiveness. they’re extremely driven and ambitious though they are often overly concerned with their self image. gets wrapped up in their problems; tends to neglect their personal needs and the needs of others. strives to gain love and approval through performance. usually regarded as popular and well-liked among others, the “class president” or “homecoming king/queen/monarch” type. aims to be a role model who inspires others. 

seonghwa stans: type 2 (the helper) or type 9 (the peacemaker) -> type 2s at their best are unselfish, altruistic, and maintain an unconditional love for others. extremely warm-hearted and empathetic. great listeners. kind and nurturing. self-sacrificial and people-pleasing. issues with possessiveness and acknowledging their own needs. bases self worth on what they give to others and what they’ll get back in return. may become overly dependent or manipulative. values relationships above all else. embodiment of the “good parent” everyone wishes they had. type 9s avoid anger and conflict at all costs. the mediator. merges with others and makes sacrifices in order to gain a sense of peace, belonging, and harmony, sometimes at the expense of their own feelings. can be very passive-aggressive when upset. trusting and gets along well with others. tendency to be overly complacent. can be very stubborn. maintains a generally optimistic point of view; likes to see the “bright side” of things. 

yunho stans: type 4 (the individualist) or type 7 (the enthusiast) -> type 4s want nothing more than to “find themselves” and create their unique sense of self. inspired and creative, they view themselves as unlike any other human being; not in an arrogant way––in a way that makes them focus on their own personal deficiencies as well as hone in on their personal talents. honest and self-reflective. fears abandonment and loss. struggles with negative self image and low self esteem. type 7s epitomize the motto “don’t worry, be happy.” hate being bored; moves towards excitement, freedom, and a variety of interesting experiences. always willing to try something new. difficulty with commitment. extroverted, optimistic, and playful. struggles with impatience and impulsiveness. aims to maintain their freedom and happiness at all costs, never wanting to miss out on worthwhile experiences. spontaneous, agile, and exceptionally fast learners. book smart and impressive mind-body coordination. 

yeosang stans: type 4 (the individualist) or type 6 (the loyalist) -> like i said with yunho, type 4s uniquely talented and expressive. gift for healing and the creative arts. always looking for more meaning in things. intense emotional highs and lows, difficult to find a happy medium. can be moody and self conscious. wishes to connect with people who understand them and their feelings. honest with themselves; do not attempt to rationalize their states, only accept them, which enables them to endure suffering with a quiet strength. easier for them to process painful experiences that may overwhelm other types. type 6s are reliable, trustworthy, and hardworking. when they are internally stable and self reliant, they become able to champion themselves and others. seek security and support from others in order to fight against anxiety and insecurity. friends for life. beliefs sometimes go against the “status quo” but they will defend and fight for them fiercely, more so than they’d do for themselves. 

san stans: type 2 (the helper) or type 3 (the achiever) -> maybe this is me just projecting since i’m a type 2 wing 3 but these two types really stand out to me in terms of my san biased moots as well as san himself. as i said with hwa, type 2s at their best are unselfish, altruistic, and maintain an unconditional love for others. people person and people-pleaser. extremely empathetic and give good advice. self worth depends on the love and approval of others. considerate, generous, helpful. fears becoming worthless. does not want to be taken for granted. may become overly involved in the lives of others. energetic, romantic, and sensitive to other’s needs and feelings. and like i said with hongjoong, type 3s believe that only through performance, achievement, and success will they gain love and approval. can be very self conscious and self critical; wants to appear their best. motivated and motivating, constantly on a journey of self-improvement. their unwavering belief in themselves and desire for self development inspires others to do the same. a role model. 

mingi stans: type 7 (the enthusiast) or type 9 (the peacemaker) -> like i said with yunho, type 7s are constantly seeking out new experiences. playful, optimistic, versatile, and extroverted. can be “scatter-brained” and end up undisciplined or over-extended. become satisfied when they are able to focus their talents on worthwhile goals. approach to life is not unlike “a kid in a candy store”. able to pick up skills and talents with relative ease, though when confronted with too many, they are unable to choose one to focus on. balance is key. like i said with hwa, type 9s are the mediators, the ones to avoid anger and conflict at all costs. passive aggressive under stress. seeks peace through acquiesce and acceptance. able to bring people together and solve conflicts. very in touch with their inner selves. goal-oriented but not aggressive. do not do well under pressure. struggle with finding a strong sense of identity. “spiritual seekers”, yearns for a connection with the cosmos as well as other people. 

wooyoung stans: type 7 (the enthusiast) or type 8 (the challenger) -> like i said with yunho and mingi, type 7s hate being bored; they are constantly seeking excitement, freedom, and a variety of interesting and new experiences. an avoider; they avoid pain and fear by escaping into fun and pleasure. often have difficulty with commitment and following through. easily distracted and can become exhausted from being constantly on the go. do not attempt to control. brain works at a mile a minute, much faster than anyone else is able to comprehend. aims to stay upbeat and look forward to a bright, positive future. type 8s are proud, confident, powerful, and strong. not afraid of confrontation. extremely self assertive and independent, might be intimidating to others. have difficulty with allowing themselves to be vulnerable. quick to anger but easy to appease. fears being harmed or controlled by others. denies weakness or fear. refuse to “give in” to social convention. 

jongho stans: type 5 (the investigator) or type 8 (the challenger) -> type 5s are visionaries, able to see the world in an entirely new way. focus on complex ideas and skills, sometimes to the point of detachment from the real world. relentless in their pursuit for knowledge. believe that they will eventually figure things out from the safety of their minds. hate feeling useless or incapable. compartmentalize people and situations. minimalist lifestyle; holds back strong feelings and desires/needs. like i said with wooyoung, type 8s are confident, impulsive, and aggressive. not afraid to go after what they want. difficulty being vulnerable. courageous, make good leaders, and protective of the weak. feel the need to control their environment (people as well) which may end up coming off as intimidating and domineering. want to be self reliant by proving their strength and resisting weaknesses. seek total independence and do not like being indebted to anyone. exercise an enormous amount of will, endurance, and persistence in their day-to-day lives.