#asked the hr

[songmingisthighs]

g0rl i had 2 client meetings today and one of them was next to a MORGUE

[watcher0033]

Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.

cosplay by @woahchriswoah on Twitter

EDIT: How do we show appreciation to the volunteers? For me reading these deep dives on OTW issues u guys apparently it's been said multiple times that one of their objective statements is to have paid staff for ao3 and there's a surplus of donations they haven't used up or the other community solutions that needs to address. For those more financially literate feel free to analyze, snipe me or add to the discussion etc. linked here by deepa. They’re cool and these yearly analysis they did aint no joke.

But Seriously what can we do for these volunteers? The probable burn out from this entire fiasco would be no joke. @ao3org

[just-spacetrash]

they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

do y’all remember the criminal minds episode where the team had to go to a sexual harassment seminar mostly because of how derek and penelope talk to each other? Suits could’ve done something really funny.

I just want a normal person overhearing harvey call his associate a good boy or any one of their weird as fuck conversations and being like what the FUCK dude and reporting it,,,mikes embarrassed bc he doesn’t MIND and he gives it right back in his own way but everyone sitting at this seminar clearly aimed at harvey at mike,,,i think it would be really funny

[ningadudexx]

monkie kid season 5 major spoilers!!!!

if you have not seen lmk s5 yet then be warned!!! you can find uploads of s5 on youtube!!!

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season 5 got me skipping through meadows and singing with glee

[cozymochi]

can i get a uhh 5. swimwear for Idia? only if you feel like it. thank you for your amazing art ily ❤️

this took me two dang days and it still looks bad, but i pressed on cuz YOU 🫵 have friend privileges. And even then!! I still gave up 🤡 Normally, i’d dodge “swimwear” cuz some people get weird about it and try using it to get around my set boundaries :))) But this is Idia. There’s nothing to see anyway.

the meme 2024 edition (followers only)

[urwonnly]

you're crazy for that head pusher anton comment btw

🤭 and he was crazy for doing it!! no but honestly before seeing that i hadn't ever considered him to be but now it's all i can think about... and he did it so often in the new swimming episode while he was teaching 😵‍💫 (more under the cut bc i got a lil carried away...)

!! warnings: smut, oral (m. rec.)

imagine it's the first time you're giving him head, you two haven't gone too far into the sexual aspect of your relationship... just making out, dry humping on your sofa, or him going down on you. he always lets you have most of the control, using him to pleasure yourself. you hadn't seen him in weeks and the time apart was really getting to you. you were sooo needy and he was sitting there, legs spread while he scrolled on his phone looking so inviting. when you climbed onto his lap, he wasn't surprised (he could feel you staring). he just adjusted so his arms were around your waist and smiled softly at you, chuckling when you nuzzled your face into his neck. when you started pressing soft kisses along his jawline, he sighed, not in annoyance but rather in a way that said he should've seen this coming. he puts his phone down so he can place his hands on your hips and pulls back, causing you to whine as you look up at him. no words are spoken as he leans to kiss you, lips moving slowly against yours. but when you press yourself further into him, hands gripping at his shoulders, he lets out a tiny noise of surprise. he relaxes into it shortly after, immediately deepening the kiss. you whimper when his hands tighten their grip on your waist and you start to rock your hips against him. he lets out a low groan and slides his hands up your shirt to fondle your tits. things get heated fast, you both are moaning and grabbing at each other like you're starved. but just as soon as you start tugging at anton's shirt, he's pulling away and smoothing a hand over your hair as he smiles softly at you. you pout and he laughs softly, leaning to peck your lips.

"ton, i need you." you whine, still tugging at his shirt. "what do you wanna do, baby?" he asks, voice soft as always as his eyes trail over your features. he thinks you look so pretty; lips puffy and red, eyes glazed over. it takes a millisecond for an idea to pop into your head. your gaze flick up to his, making direct eye contact with him as you deliberately grind yourself onto his hardening bulge. "wanna help you, please." you sigh out shakily, feeling him pressing into your clothed core. you watch as his face starts to turn red and he lets out a soft whimper. his tongue darts out to wet his lips as he stares at you before giving a slight nod. that's all the confirmation you need before you're sliding down to your knees, hands pressing into his thighs. you watch him carefully, his lips still parted slightly as he stares down at you. his cheeks and ears are flushed as you move your hands to the waistband of his sweats. he helps you pull them off along with his boxers. your mouth waters at the sight of his dick, tip red and leaking as it sits on his stomach. you curiously wrap both hands around it, cunt clenching around nothing when you realize both of your hands aren't even enough to compare to his size. "baby...are you sure?" anton asks shakily, trying not to completely lose it at the feeling of your hands touching him. he knows his size can be intimidating but you seem determined as you nod before leaning forward to kitten lick at his slit. he lets out a sharp gasp and throws his head back, hands gripping the sofa as you continue your ministrations on his aching cock. you look up at him and start to take him into your mouth, hands sliding over the parts you know you won't eb able to reach. soon enough you're bobbing your head and he's letting out breathless moans and whimpers, sighing out your name in the process. having your mouth wrapped around him was better then he could've imagined and he found himself getting quickly lost in the pleasure. he doesn't know when his hands found your hair but he kept them there for the time being. as you hollowed out your cheeks to take more of him in, he groaned and pushed down on your head as his hips lifted ever so slightly. it caused you to gag around him, eyes welling up with tears. he cursed under his breath before pulling you off slowly. "s-sorry, i didn't mean- it was.. it felt really good, baby. i'm sorry." he was rubbing at your cheeks as you catch your breath. you look up at him with a dazed smile on your face and say "'s okay, tonnie. i don't mind it." and get right back to taking him down your throat.

anton swears you're an angel sent from heaven for him personally as his hands tangle themselves in your hair again.

[skunkes]

[futuristichedge]

Time traveller

[pseudonymphomania]

Could I trouble you with a Barbatos request? Something with him being "totally lowkey" attention seeking with his booty (+ Demon form and elevated tail optional) and/or Diavolo or Sheep!MC touching the booty? SFW preferable, however I would certainly not be opposed to a rather cheeky non-SFW if you were inspired to lewd the Buttler 👉👈

[skeptical-saniwa]

you art is sooooo pretty, i love them so much!!! the way you color, your lineart.... gorgeous. don't mind me saving your info for a possible future commission request ᰔᩚ

if you have the time and inspiration, could you draw zhongli from genshin impact? i am so excited to see him in your style ahhhh thank you very much 🙏🏻

please remember to drink water, eat if you haven't, and stretch your wrists and arms!!! take some time for yourself to breathe and relax!!!

Tysm!!

(O-ooh… feel free to check out my comms…🫣)

I drew him with forsythias!

Ty again for the reminder to take care of myself haha, I have a big neuvillette drawing I must complete in a day or two ✍️

[poppy-metal]

naaaahhhhh im not normal abt dads bsf patrick at all 😭😭😭 after your unacceptable intrusion he definitely gets furious with you, maybe says some things he doesn't mean in the heat of the moment. Then you're gone. He feels like a piece of shit, not being able to get you out of his mind, overthinking in the ungodly hours of the night about how he should've reacted instead. Next time he's fucking the same woman on his bed, with her long, slender legs wrapped around his hips, he thinks of you. Your sweet, hopeful smile, the blush on your cheeks after he hugs you, your beautiful eyes looking up at him like he was the best thing in the world, a man to be worshipped. Fuck...he cums. Cums right then and there. This was not going to end well.

none of us are normal

because he hates that you got into his head. he didn’t even think of you that way. for once, he wasn't a shitty person to a girl in his life. he was like, a good male figure in your life. kinda sorta. definitely not a role model, but someone who cared about you. and it wasn't tainted - and then you'd gone and ruined it when you started crushing on him. you were desperately obvious about it, with your crop tops and short shorts and wanting to be around him more and more. big batting lashes and singing his praises.

you'd ruined it - because he's not a good man, and he noticed your body. he'd noticed and he'd had reactions to it and he'd worked to keep thos reactions under wraps, putting distance between you, making himself less available. you'd find someone your age, he was sure. you only wanted him because he was older and 'bad' in your eyes. rugged and forbidden. every girl who grew up too sweetly wanted to be corrupted. it was boredom. he'd chased the same things when he was younger and bored. women older than him, girls he couldn't have. it was the thrill. patrick fucking loved the thrill. he still did.

but he was older now. and you were his best friends daughter. and there had to be a line there, somewhere.

but then you'd gone and ruined that too, when you'd cried in his kitchen because he had another woman over. like he was betraying you somehow. and he knew he'd probably not drawn the line deep enough in the sand as he should have.

he remembered your face when he told you, you shouldn't come around anymore - that it wasn't appropriate - how you'd gotten all misty eyed like he'd pulled the rug out from under you and asked if that meant he didn't like you anymore and he'd closed his eyes because he was in alot deeper shit than he thought if you were worried about him liking you. it wasn't about that. he cared about you. but it wasn't. it couldn't be - anything. because you were young and impressionable and his fucking best friends daughter, for fucks sake.

he'd seen you as a baby. held you in his arms when you were a toddler and bounced you on his shoulders. do you know how fucked it is, you wanting him to feel something for you when he remembers what you looked like all chubby cheeked with baby fat and missing teeth you'd put under your pillow for the tooth fairy? do you know what kind of person you're asking him to be when you walk into his home with your nipples poking through your shirs and acting like a little fucking housewife?

do you want to ruin his life? ruin his relationship with your dad? ruin whats left of his conscious? and all for, what? a good fuck from an older man? a quick step into the wild side before you skipped on back happily to the white picket fence you live behind and go back to dating men your own age? is that it? you want him to fuck you - teach you what its like to cum - before you settle down?

his life isn't a fucking game or a dalliance. he's fucking fed up with you and your blasé attitude. you're nothing but a spoiled fucking brat.

that'd made you cry. big fat tears. and of course he'd felt like shit. like someone had reached into his chest and punched his heart. girls like you shouldn't cry.

"but-" you'd blubbered. "its n-not a game to me. i love you- i want you -"

fuck. fuck, fuck. fuck.

over and over again in his head.

"dont say that." in a cracked voice. "god, please. dont fucking say that. you dont mean it -"

"i do!" trembling jaw and determined tear filled eyes pinning him in place. you had so much fire in you. "you think i want to feel this way? that i dont know how fucked up it is? that i havent tried to feel different? you're not some - some ride on the wild side i wanna take - you're the only person i think about. do you get that? im supposed to be thinking about guys from the football team. shawn from fucking economics. but all i can fucking think about is you. you're in my dreams! you're everywhere. its not fair! its not fair you're everything and i have to deal with it alone - you cant - you cant s-say i dont mean what i feel - you cant say that - you dont know- "

its blurry after that. he thinks he stood there in shock for a moment. he thinks he said some mean shit. insensitive shit. shit that made you run out of his house in tears. he didn't go after you.

you can't have feelings for him. you can't. it'd be too destructive. the last time patrick loved someone.... it didn't end well. and that was without the whole essential power dynamic and grooming situation going on. shit. had he groomed you? that thought haunted him more than he wanted to admit. and not in ways he was proud of.

he'd tried to put you out of his mind. buried himself in other women - in their slick welcoming bodies - but the thinks of you during - which. fuck.

he cant help it and its entirely your fault.

he has a perfectly hot woman under him and she's doing all the right things - clenching on his cock - raking her nails down his back - moaning his name - and all he can think about is your pink nail polish - girlish and sparkly - gripping onto the muscles of his shoulders and back.

all he can think about is your sweet voice and how it'd sound in different tones like when you're begging for it harder or crying out because he's so big - he's sure he'd tear you open- that the tears he saw on your face in his kitchen would look so much better sliding down your cheeks when its his cock you're crying on.

he thinks most horribly of your pussy. the tight grip of it - how small and new you'd be - how he'd get to crack you wide open, split you apart, teach you all the ways to please a man, all the way your body can bend to take him inside you. have you ever thought about having something in your ass? because he'd want to take it. put his tongue and fingers there - bully his cock in next - god, that bratty little mouth - he could really fucking punish it, couldn't he? punish you for saying whimsical shit like you think about him all the time.

would you still look up at him with those big worshipful eyes with your throat full of his cock and drool spilling down your chin? if you wanted him so much - would you let him do whatever he wanted? with that same adoration in your eyes?

he cums with that thought in mind. has to bite the womans shoulder so he doesn't groan your name. his cum fills up the condom and all he can think is, if it was you under him, he'd be inside you raw.

[bananielle]

having to be very quiet while with leehan in your room because you don’t wanna get caught… he was acting all cute and innocent like a puppy when he greeted your parents before going up to your room.. but the second the door to your room is closed shut & locked, it’s like he has put down that cute and bubbly mask down in a split second…

omg nonnie...this is so yummy <3

leehan is on his very best behaviour in front of your parents. he's so sweet and lovely and polite, always saying the right things. being a cute, giggly mess, promising them that he's always taking such good care of you. little did you know that he was referring to a completely different kind of care that you and your parents were thinking of.

as soon as the door closes behind him his pretty hands are all over you. he cups your face and kisses you deeply, wasting no time in letting his tongue tangle with yours. his hands roam all over your body, pulling you closer to him until it practically hurts. he's grabbing your ass and tits, sucking on your bottom lip, biting the sweet spot on your neck...anything to elicit filthy moans from you. he wants to see you fail to be quiet as he touches you.

the moment you both break apart for air, leehan would be speaking to you softly but lowly, with that pretty deep voice of his (i hate him). "need you to be quiet for me, pretty. don't want your parents to find out how good i'm taking care of you, do we?" leehan is always sweet and loving, but in these situations he finds so much pleasure in being a tease and seeing you struggle. he'd spend the rest of the night between your legs with a sickly sweet smirk on his face as threatens to deny your orgasm if you moan too loudly.

once he's done eating you out like his life depended on it, he's fucking you into oblivion. his body is pressed right against yours, one hand over your mouth as he coos and giggles at your inability to keep quiet. "shh, pretty. don't you want to cum?"

[cubbihue]

Do you sleep with how much you post? Also how long as timmy been a dairy for? :)))

I ran out of room on the panel to write my answer.

Timmy's been a Fairy for about 200 years!

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[ruraljew]

question

to other converts/converts-in-progress,

at what point in your conversion did you begin wearing a magen david?

[hrwinter]

for the au game:

divorced sc au?

anon, i want you to know that i've mulled over this ask somewhat obsessively ever since you sent it. it could've been weeks ago or days. i struggled because divorced aus are SO hard, the lovers to enemies to lovers of it. it'd be very easy to say, oh lena found out she was sg and they got divorced and then kara made it up to her and they got back together. but that's been done. boring. predictable.

then i saw this post:

so now i'm thinking:

Lena finds out Kara's real identity. They are already married. There's the reveal scene. The break-up. The works.

But caveat. Lena is now blackmailing Kara in service of helping L-corp and their public image. She's making Kara go to events. She's making Kara submit to testing in the hope of technological breakthroughs, cure for cancer, etc. She's making Kara clean up plastic island. If she doesn't do what she says, she's threatening to expose her to the world.

She's making kara take meetings with people she hates. She's spreading false rumors like she loves Kale and getting her salad sponsorships. Whatever the Ariana Grande "Pete Davidson's dick is so big" equivalent is for gays, she's doing that so anyone Kara ever thinks of getting close to intimately will be disappointed when it isn't sure.

Lena's using everything she knows and loves about Kara to torture her, but mostly in the name of science and discovery. Kara's basically letting her do it out of guilt and reparations.

the other possibility is a continuation or fully fleshed liar liar au where Lena and Kara are divorced with a kid and kara is forced to tell the truth for a day after their kid wishes she would stop lying. would LOVE that, too.