#ask;; suggestions and complaints

[emmetrain]

[ @cryogenic-achromatic asked: ]

It's been a while since Colress has paid his hometown a visit. Not since his time leading Team Plasma, if his memory serves him right.

The subway from Castelia to Nimbasa was easier than calling a cab or parking the Frigate closer. Arceus knows he'd rather not have that license taken away too. He could at least pretend to be a law abiding citizen.

Beheeyem hovers close behind as he steps off the train. His eyes narrow as he examines the subway. Has he even been inside the Battle Subway since it was created? He was always more of a PWT guy..

"Prism, can you tell if the route to the exit is the same as when we went on our gym challenge?" He tilts his head to face the alien.

The station had the usual chatter, the distinct scent of the trains and machinery, as well as the crackles of energy from the lively Joltiks hanging around from their electric webs all the way up. The depot agents in green were chatting in the corner, laughing over a joke and living in their own world for the moment. Their boss in white, however, had noticed the new face* among the crowd, well, not that Emmet could "see" faces, but the futuristic hairstyle got his attention.

As the interesting passenger left the train and an even more interesting conversation started taking place, Emmet marched to their stop, arms swinging wide as he made his way.

"I am Emmet!" he announced, abruptly stopping before the duo, the booming voice easily heard despite the crowd, "And that's a question I can help with, young passenger! We make constant improvements for accessibility and due to intense battles forcing our hand, so the route may be verrrry slightly different than the last time you have been here!"

Wasn't this man a little too young to be reminiscing about his gym challenge already? Not that Emmet could tell, with the permanent smile masking the unpleasant past that forbid him from pursuing any normal "milestones" others took for granted.

"Would you allow me to transport you to your destination? I have no challengers at the moment. I am free to serve you." If this man had been to station in recent years, wouldn't Emmet remember the hairstyle? It was... familiar, but not the "I beat this passenger and made them cry" kind. More like a dread, a slow poison setting cold horror, injected straight to his heart. What a strange reaction... And quite the impression.

"How may I call you, Prism's friend?"

[ingovercast]

@gcd-fcrsaken asked;; "How does your schedule look for the twenty-first?"

"Greetings, companion. I was going to direct that question to you, however, since you have asked me first... My schedule includes attending to the spring ball organized at Paldea. If I may... Why do you ask?"

Volo had beat him to it, so his should be the right to ask him--hopefully that was to case.

[bearotonin-international]

Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

DO

NOT

PET

[mollypaup]

i think a really great aspect of oofuri is how much it gets mihashi's ass for being overly timid and dependent. it would be really easy to write off the way he and abe interact as being abe's fault because he is overbearing, and a lot of people do, but it has some really great moments of going "hey, you cannot hide behind abe or depend on him to make every decision. it's not good for you, or him, or the team."

[menlove]

KNEW IT apparently this one girl at work that's left now hated me so much she would complain about me every single shift. that's so fucking funny

[fluffypotatey]

ok so single parent!jayce/jayvik au is on a mini hiatus (like only 1 month which is nothing. you won’t even feel it) but i am curious on what y’all think about what the general conflict will be

obviously, Cait is displeased with her teacher and legal guardian being in contact with each other to discuss her (no change here), but how she goes about trying to stop them is the real question 👀

one option i was thinking was Cait spending more and more time with Mrs Ambessa Medarda, her neighbor Mel’s mother. after a second or third meeting/conference/text/call —whatever those gays are doing— Jayce reaches out to Mel to help tutor Cait with her studies

(hence, more Ambessa screen time)

however, Mel is also a pretty busy woman, so cannot tutor Cait everyday, which she sadly expresses to Jayce some weeks after agreeing because it’s beginning to overwhelm her work schedule. until her mother interrupts and offers to tutor Cait on the days Mel cannot

Jayce is overjoyed

Mel wants to be too, but holds her tongue because (sideplot) maybe her mother has changed and grown out of the lady she remembers from her childhood

thus, Cait gains a new tutor (someone of whom she’s already had a liking too because of her bluntness and unapologetic nature) and incidentally becomes her confidant where she complains about Jayce and Viktor’s new “partnership”

turns out Ambessa is not only an amazing academic tutor, but an amazing war strategist (who knew! definitely not us) and begins to give Cait some tips on how to sabotage their plans to “fix her” (<- her fear because she is 12)

eventually the story starts to have Jayce try to weed Cait away from Ambessa with Mel and Viktor’s help, but of course Cait doesn’t understand why because she is doing what they asked and her grades are improving but now it is wrong

and then my other option is basically:

Cait inserting herself into the jayvik meetings while giving Viktor the stink eye

Cait trying to be subtle in changing Jayce’s mind on continuing to talk to Viktor

Cait telling Viktor about Jayce’s Ph.D thesis as a distraction away from her because she knows he also has a fascination with the same topics as her legal guardian (and Cait is very aware on the long tangents Jayce can get into)

and then Cait finding Viktor at her house one day drinking tea in the kitchen with Jayce

the worst of all privacy breaches for a parent-teacher conference (they actually were talking about Jayce’s thesis)

and then it keeps happening

Cait is in heavy denial that there’s something going on besides falling for her distraction plan

but then Ximena makes a comment about love and 12 year old Cait blue screens before deciding “wait no actually how do i reverse time”

Cait seeing Viktor smiling softly at his phone during class: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY LEGAL DAD

so yeah idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

[dispotatorulzz]

Here's my sucksona. If you even care (yes I know his name is my name . it's EASY and I'm TIRED)

BASICALLY he's a gangrel that got fucked up by Viv and Vex and now his beast form looks like the right and his humanoid one is just fucked up forever to

Me rambling about em under the cut

First this alt of him

OK ANYWAY. ROUGHLY (may change this later) he kinda like. Works for the Weylin twins ???? He brings in bodies for them and aslong as he keeps up with that he's left to his own devices. Doesn't remember his own last name but he didn't really gaf anyways

I KNOWWWWW he's a masquerade breach.

ONE - it is la people up that late in that city have more to worry about than a gay furry running around

TWO- I do not gaf. I think he looks cool SO WHAT.

Ok beast time :]>>>

His funky little beast form was altered by the Weylin twins and now he's just like that . Since he's a gangrel tho he can shape-shift out of it and all that but they fucked him up a little and it altered his usual form to

The snake head doesn't have a brain also (they thought it would disorientate him to much). The eyes and mouth and everything respond to the tigers brain :]. If you cut off the snakes head it'd keep moving you need to cut off the tigers to go for the kill <3. Snake also cannot digest things ! Whatever it swallows will stay in it's stomach area and be coughed up later on, kinda like owl pellets but with literally everything it "eats".

The yellow bits on his back are a rattle !! It's fused to his spine so whenever he shakes it his whole spine does a fun little shake (could be problematic for him in the long wrong but it sounds cool as hell so . WHATEVER)

All I can remember rn is I didn't finish one of the pages for the beast but it is pretty big :)!!! I think vex would stand a little taller than the bottom line for the second set of pecs he's got (for his double wings <333)

[nobodybetterlookatme]

The love/hate relationship with my coworkers is so real lmao like why are they like this

[imthebentley]

Literally might be a manifestation of Crowley’s subconscious in car form, so like if he thinks I’m sassy it’s completely his fault.

[drysauce]

today's exam was good. restored a tiny bit of my faith in humanity

[louisdotmp3]

sending a specific request to one coworker but including 5 other staff members on it so they can't ignore you

[emmetrain]

Plushie +2 (small size, from moral construct). A simple "congratulations" follows

Send "Plushie" for Emmet to fund his wedding to get a cute plushie as a souvenir from TeraFest'23 ( @moral-construct )

"I am Emmet! I would like to remind you that Darkrai is still banned from the Battle Subway! But not from this booth!! Thanks for your order and for being here! I love you!"

Emmet is going to hand the small Darkrai plushie to Cyrus Nivalis now. "Visit me sometime. I miss you!"

[ingovercast]

Don't mind him. Just preparing food with a very large knife he definitely did not have in Hisui.

Here's hoping the twins like fish filets.

A chuckle enters the room before Ingo could, loud and earnest, as he gazes at his companion with the knife unfamiliar--Ingo would know. With a collection like he had, he was bound to notice what people around him used.

Walking up to him and tilting his head, a soft look coupled with a relaxed frown, he gestured at the fish. "Since when guest are allowed to cook. This is my platform, and I should be the one cooking for you!" He waited for an appropirate moment before bonking his head against Volo's. "Let me rectify my mistake--I will link up with you to form a two-car train! Since you started this cooking session, I will follow your lead."

[yooniesim]

it’s really fun when i leave a joke on a popular simblr’s post and they don’t respond 😃 and then another popular simblr comments a similar joke 😃 and OP thinks it’s the funniest shit ever and makes sure to respond to them 😃

rip 😭 I'm sorry nonny that's never fun 😔

[nanaslutt]

welcome to my smau list!! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

౨ৎ feel free to send an ask to my inbox if u have an idea for a smau (no suggestive prompts for under 18 characters) ౨ৎ

jjk smaus

✿ asking jjk men if you can hold their 🍆 while they pee

✿ showing the jjk men ur new piercings

✿ asking the jjk men if you can peg them

✿ changing “babe” to autocorrect to “whore” in their phone

✿ “shes busy rn”

✿ leaving without telling the jjk guys

✿ “he’s busy rn”

✿ getting ur nails the color of their tip

✿ forbidden relationships

✿ drawing a heart with their tip

✿ baby fever

✿ drunk texting the jjk men

✿ jjk men having a wet dream about you

✿ asking them for a hand pic

✿ jjk mean reacting to their contact name

✿ asking jjk characters what their fav sex act is

✿ telling the jjk guys you spent $200 on tire air

✿ “wrong person” nudes prank

✿ jjk characters reactions to you getting harassed/ hit in

✿ jjk characters finding out you got injured

✿ ass or tits

✿ giving them suprise flowers

✿ asking the jjk characters to take your virginity

✿ telling the jjk characters you want to get them pregnant

✿ getting flowers from someone else and thinking it was from them

✿ getting jealous of you hanging out with someone else

✿ stealing your panties

✿ cuddles after sex

✿ innapropreate package mixup

✿ wax my 😽

✿ sending them porn you wanna recreate

✿ when they drunk text you

✿ them asking you on a date for the first time

✿ sending nudes in the middle of an argument

✿ getting a necklace with their initial

✿ being a woman/man for a day question

✿ controlling your bluetooth vibe

✿ when you leave a kiss mark on them

✿ asking you to stay the night for the first time

✿ the call ending after you fall

✿ “they just left you can come over now”

✿“if i gave you a pass to call me a bitch how would you use it”

✿ “i didn’t finish last night“ prank

✿“i got arrested”

✿ when they find ur smut

✿ editing them to look bad in a photo

✿ accidentally sending them nudes (pre relationship)

✿ the jjk characters sending you gym pics

✿ getting scared watching a scary movie

✿ finding out they punched ur stuffed animals

✿ when they see you in someone else’s jacket

✿ asking them their fav pet name is in bed

✿ when you start your period unprepared

✿ when you see them with another girls belongings

✿ asking them if they like having sex with you

✿ asking them for happy trail pics

✿ when they ask for nudes and you send an unsuggestive pic

✿ asking them if they have a crush on you

✿ when they find ur toy

✿ anxious before ur wedding

✿ taking pics of you when you fall asleep

✿ asking them for a whimper audio

✿ when they cheat on you

✿ having a dream they cheated on you

✿ when they get hit on/harassed

✿ the morning after ur first time having sex

✿ accidentally saying i love you for the first time before ending the call

✿ asking them if they only like you for sex

✿ offering them head to relax them

✿ asking them to kill a spider for you

✿ their reactions to a sexy picture you posted

✿ pregnancy scary

✿ ”sex has been boring” prank

✿ their card declined prank

✿ getting lost in public

✿ asking them if you can stack donuts on it

✿ asking them to pick out a new toy for you

✿ waking up in their body

✿ them reacting to you crying over a dumb video

✿ catching them masturbating

✿ getting a noise complaint

✿ when they catch you masturbating

✿ when they catch you singing

✿ finding a hair that isn’t urs

✿ telling them their nut tastes bad

✿ trying anal

✿ comforting you when you’re burnt out

✿ when they take an aphrodisiac

✿ asking them to find ur 😽 in a lineup

✿ asking them how much money they have

✿ asking about a threesome

✿ what’s their sexual fantasy?

✿ asking them if they’ll put it in soft

✿ slapping their ass and running away

✿ asking them for their friends number

✿ selling their stuff online prank

✿ asking if they’d get a genital piercing

✿ making them sleep on the couch

✿ asking what their body count is

✿ asking them to give you a hickey

[berryfairyluvr]

hihi I loved the zayne princess treatment post could you do a sylus one as well please 🥹💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝

sylus and his princess (queen) treatment

pairings: bf!sylus x fem!reader

warnings: none really, maybe minor mentions of some memories

a/n: thank you for the love and the request xx hope you enjoy <3

With a high bounty on his head Sylus has many enemies. Now having you as his beloved partner in this dangerous life (and all the ones before and after) your life has taken priority over his own. Despite your stubborn tendencies, he always has eyes on you ensuring your safety.

He not so slyly suggests you stay at his place 99% of the time as an answer to any of your complaints claiming he has 'this and that' but really it’s to keep you close by.

You insist on waiting up for him after his many late night outings much to his opposition. The lamps dim lighting catching his eye through the window each time he returns to find you cutely tucked into yourself sound asleep on the plush couch. He’d chuckle quietly and scoop you into his arms carrying you bridal style down the dark hallways to the bedroom.

You often complained about the coldness of his marble flooring even in socks. He’s made sure to have his staff keep you slippers in your most visited rooms ever since.

You thought his shower was huge before? He had it expanded and added multiple shower heads. When you asked why, he responded with “Time is of the essence, now we can save it by showering together sweetie.”

He loves to accommodate you, adding a vanity to his bedroom, his and hers closet, shared armory access personalized just to your liking… The list goes on.

He’s discreetly possessive with his touches but it’s usually masked by his powerful demeanor. For instance, when the two of you are out he’s often guiding you on his arm or with his large hand splayed on the small of your back. At meals and meetings his hand finds its way to rest on your thigh.

He will not stand for any sign of disrespect towards you, those who haven’t learned that are met with something violently unpleasant. (Most times completely unbeknownst to you— Sylus makes sure you’re occupied)

You yap and he listens. Earnestly. And I mean undivided and devoted attention. He is so very fond of the way you light up like a child when speaking about your life.

His attention to detail is remarkable and he shows that in your everyday life. Whether it’s picking up on your favorite scent or noting what things make you relax more than others, he provides you with them as much as possible.

That travel magazine you’d been reading hadn’t gone unnoticed and to your surprise, he’d arranged for the two of you to escape reality and venture out for a vacation.

This man can compliment, and he can compliment goooood. He has no issue expressing his gratitude and respect for you through his words and oh boy is he good with his words.

Seeing you scared or fearful wounded him enough the first few times that it now melts him into a puddle at the first sign of worry from you.

this is his *please don’t be worried/upset* look

He doesn’t mind one bit helping you bathe and dress after a long day of work. He even brushes your hair.

Your words mean everything to him, he wants to hear it. (He praises you for it in return 🤭)

For all the excursions you often clung to him like a backpack atop his bike— he decided a spare motorcycle helmet just wouldn’t do for you anymore and had one made to match his.

His date at any and every auction, he revels in getting to flaunt you around all dolled up and on his arm. Some even say his demeanor changed since you began attending these events with him..

read zayne’s version here

requests open ❤︎