#ask; Andy

[normallyxstranger]

❝ i didn’t know you slept in that position … it’s cute. ❞ nil & andy

@southern-belle-outcasts

“What position?” she asked, immediately untucking her legs and rolling onto her side in the bed. “With my ass in the air?” Andy had started sometimes sleeping like that as a toddler. It had fallen out of habit by her teens, but every now and then she woke up like that, or similarly, with drool on the pillow too.

“Yeah, that’s so cute.” She rolled her eyes, then started to grin. “Lucky I didn’t make it any cuter by farting.”

[noodles-and-tea]

Okay but non-verbal dick who has a pretty nasty fall down at the playground and yells "DAD" for the first time, I know Bruce is crying on the inside while kissing the scrape on his knee.

Duty calls

[burntotears]

Sir Hans Capon: looking for true love vs having found true love

[normallyxstranger1]

@southern-belle-outcasts sent: did that sound bitchy? Sara & Andy

“You know it did,” Andy shot back with more annoyance than true anger plating her tone. Normally, she appreciated Sara’s quick wit and assertiveness—but not when her day had been such shit. “Don’t test me. I can sound a lot bitchier.”

[andy-jam-blog]

Drop more scaredy jam content I need to jostle them lightly

[kidovna]

from this fic by @andiwriteordie

[puck-luck]

Andy! Did you see Luke’s curls tonight🤤🤤🤤Can I get your thoughts on tugging them????

i had a friend in attendance last night and she told me that luke's curls are even BETTER in person... so yes, i doooo have thoughts on tugging them

i think it goes one of two ways; he gets subby...

you're in the bedroom. the lights are dimmed and soft. luke is shirtless beneath you and from where you're straddling his lap, you can feel his cock swelling in his sweats. each time you shift or grind forward, luke's cock grows. you're kissing him, running his hands up and down his chest, until luke's hands cement themselves on the curve of your waist and pull you closer. that's when one of your hands goes into the curls at the nape of his neck, finally long enough to bounce when he moves or wrap around your finger when his head is on your lap and you're watching a movie together. you pet over his sternum with the other hand. as his tongue slips into your mouth, you run your fingers through the curls. you grip them in a clenched fist when luke presses his bulge against your cunt. when you pull, just a slip of the hand, luke shivers and moans into your mouth. emboldened, you do it again. "fuck," luke groans. his cock twitches in his pants. you bring your other hand to his hair and tug with both, maneuvering his head back to bare his neck. you trail open-mouthed kisses down his throat, stopping just before his collarbone, and sucking at the flat expanse of skin there. luke's breath hitches and his hands go lower, resting on your behind, his hips bucking up against you. "like it when i put my hands in your hair, baby?" you ask, ghosting a kiss over his adam's apple. luke lets out a strangled whine when you tug again, his control slipping as he surrenders to the pleasure you're giving him.

...or he gets.. ferocious.

he leaves the shower with his curls dripping and a towel wrapped around his waist. you're in nothing but a big shirt of his and your panties, although with the heat that's growing between your legs, you might have to change them before bed. you watch luke remove his towel and pull on his underwear, shaking his curls out and using the edge of the towel to scrunch them up. he catches your eye in the mirror above the dresser. "take a picture," luke teases, not needing to finish the common jest to get his point across. "you like my hair that much, baby?" he turns to face you, approaching the bed and crawling up your body. he places kisses where there's bare skin– your thighs, your neck, your cheek, and finally, your lips. already, you're panting, lips parted and breathing heavily, the air between your bodies growing humid and thick. luke smirks when he looks you in the eye, putting a hand between your legs to spread them, settling between them and pressing his cock to your clothed core. "you wanna touch?" he continues. "wanna make a mess of my curls?" you bite your lip and nod. luke takes your hand and brings it to the back of his head. he takes the other and brings it to the long curls on top, which twist around your fingers like vines covering a chain-link fence. "go on," luke encourages. his eyes flutter shut when you pull his hair, your grasp firm. luke pins you to the pillows, moaning into your mouth as he claims your lips in a searing kiss.

[jakeyp]

ANDY SAMBERG as David E. Scherman LEE (2023) dir. Ellen Kuras

[puppetcafe]

IT'S ANDY PILLAR!!!

"Howdy's eldest nephew, Andy is a kind and athletic teen who is always ready to play ball. He is known for his energetic personality and love of any and all sports. It is believed he was made to encourage kids to join a sport team of some sort, since he was said to play pretty much any sport you can think of. When visiting Home However, Andy is just as excited to help his uncle run his store as he is to play a friendly game of freeze tag."

I've been working on them for a while and finally decided they were done! So Please allow me to introduce you to Andy, the child of Howdy's estranged sister Missya Pillar (Missy for short) and Rich Attacus.

Some fun facts about this lad:

They're half moth on their fathers side and have a habit of accidentally eating holes into their sleeves when nervous.

Andy became a butterfly at a very young age, so they cant actually use their wings for flying because they are too weak.

While they prefer they/them pronouns they would often be referred to as he/him in official pieces of media though I think they wouldn't have much merchandise. Maybe a single coloring book page.

They don't like their wings for many reasons, but people getting freaked out by them is definitely up on their list.

Back ref below the cut, TW for Scopophobia

[brainfreeze27]

@girlstump (sorry if wrong @!!!!) says:

i say how about ALL OF THEM

[normallyxstranger]

❛  just tell me why we're here.  ❜ Nilza & Andy

@southern-belle-outcasts

She thought it was pretty obvious—why else go to a shop if not for the shopping? Did there need to be a specific reason why?

“I wanna see if anything's on sale,” Andy answered anyway, giving a toss of her hair and a roll of her eyes. A tiny smirk soon followed. “Besides,” she went on, reaching for Nilza’s fingers, “I might wanna buy you a present.”

[all-our-turf]

a light or somethin’

[schumi-nadal]

Rafael Nadal & Roger Federer | Roland Garros 2025 🇫🇷

Fedal 🧡

[normallyxstranger1]

@bewitchingbaker sent: "Would you think I'm weird if I asked if I could give you a kiss?"-for Andy

“Weird to ask for a kiss, or weird to kiss in the first place?” Andy inclined her head, sending her long red hair flowing down her arm. Her smile, at first teasing, softened when she further considered it. “Not weird to ask. I’m glad you asked.” Consent was always a good thing.

“I just think it’s weird it took you so long.” Her playful grin returned. “So are you gonna ask or not?” Because, technically, he’d only asked if it’d be weird to ask. 

[andypantsx3]

Cheating on Shouto is crazy 😂 jk enjoy your time in lads

OHHHHH THE IDEA U HAVE JUST GIVEN ME SOS

Boyfriend Shouto discovering you're addicted to this silly little romance game and immediately getting possessive. And you try to explain that you love Xavier because he feels so familiar and shares so many of Shouto's traits but Shouto gets so insanely jealous he herds you into bed and doesn't let you out for the entire weekend. Every time you make a move for your phone, Shouto is suddenly there, rolling you over and making sure you can't even see straight enough to process your screen, nevermind open your evil little app of unfaithfulness!!!!!

[edwardhartenjoyer]

hi i love your "choose me instead" fic! can i req one for Towa, Lyca, Jiro, Taiga, Haku, and Haru? Thank you, sorry for asking for so much!

Hi Anon!! No worries, you're not asking for too much!! I'm happy to do these characters for you! <3

What If You Chose Me Instead

Part 2

Featuring: Towa | Lyca | Jiro | Taiga | Haku | Haru

Towa Otonashi - You couldn't sleep, worrying over what had occurred earlier that day.

You'd been on your way back from Jabberwock when a general student from Hotarubi approached you to ask you out. You felt bad saying no, so you told him you'd think on it.

Now, though, you were stuck in a situation you didn't want to be in. You had such a huge crush on Towa, but aside from some comments here and there he never actually seemed to want to date you. And here was this nice seeming guy who did want to date you..

You couldn't stand not being able to fall asleep any longer, so you hopped out of bed and went for a walk.

"What you doing up, Dandelion?~" You were so distracted that you hadn't noticed Towa come up to you until he talked, making you jump. He laughed at you lightheartedly, "Sill Dandelion"

"Towa! You scared me! Sorry, I was just lost in my own thoughts.."

"Whatchu thinking about Dandelion?"

"Well, I actually got asked out today and-"

You got cut off as a loud crack of thunder went off. Weird, the sky had seemed so clear before..

Before you could think too much on it, Towa wrapped his arms around you tightly. "You can't go out with anyone else. You're my Dandelion!" Towa whined, making your face heat up with a blush.

"Yours?" You asked nervously

"Mine. My Dandelion. You're going to go out with me instead, right?"

"Yeah, I'd love to."

Haku Kusanagi - "Hey Princess, how's your day going?" Haku greeted as you walked into the tea room of Hotarubi where you were meeting him for help with your studies.

"Weird, actually." You replied with a huff, plopping down to sit next to him. He raised a brow at you in question. "One of the general students from Frostheim came up to me after class, asked me out and practically forced me to take this little paper with his number on it and said 'think about it' before he ran off."

Haku had this strange look on his face for a moment before he grinned at you. "Can I see this paper he gave you?"

You thought it was an odd request, but you handed it over to him anyway. He didn't even look at it before he started tearing it up into little pieces.

"Princess, you don't need that guys number when you already have mine~ How about it, a date, just you and me?"

You blushed and couldn't keep the giddy grin off of your face. Here was your biggest crush, asking you out.

"Yes, of course." You replied happily

Haru Sagara - "Sorry I'm late Haru!" You called as you entered the Jabberwock dorm. You'd promised Haru you'd come help out with the animals today and had gotten delayed. While on your way there, one of the general students from Vagastrom had stopped to ask if you'd go out with him. You panicked and said you'd think about it before slipping away as fast as possible.

"No worries, MC!" Haru called back, "You're usually here early though, what kept you?"

You rounded the corner to see Haru prepping food for the smaller animals, and you started to help him out, as you explained about getting asked out.

Haru frowned and turned to you. "You said no, right? Peekaboo would be heartbroken to hear his mom is going out with someone else."

You blushed darkly, pausing in what you were doing as you turned to look at him. "W-what?" You asked in disbelief at what you were hearing.

"Peekaboo adores you as his mom and well, care to make it official? I know helping out with the animals isn't every girls dream date but once i get the money saved up we can-"

You cut him off by jumping forward and kissing him on the cheek. "I'd love to go out with you, Haru."

Taiga Hoshibami - You were making your way through Sinostra to go see Romeo. He'd asked you to come grab some documents from him that he wanted delivered. You were stopped however when one of the general students stepped in front of you.

You'd seen him around before. He usually stood guard outside the VIP lounge. You'd made small talk with him before when waiting on Romeo to grant you entry.

"Hey, MC? Do you got a sec?" He asked, seeming nervous. You didn't exactly want to face getting yelled at for being late, but, you also didn't want to be rude to this guy..

"Yeah, sure, what do you need?" You asked

"Well, I was actually wondering if you'd want to go out with me sometime. On a date."

You stared at him in shock. Oh, you had not been expecting that. You were struggling to come up with a way to turn this guy down when suddenly a loud crack of a gunshot was heard.

You both jumped as a bullet hit the wall inches from the guy, and a voice called out from behind you. "Get the fuck away from my Kitty Cat before the next one hits your skull."

The guy didn't need to be told twice, running off with a "Yes boss," as Taiga wrapped his arms around you and suddenly hoisted you up over his shoulder.

"Taiga?! What are you doing?!" You yelped.

"Takin' you where you can't get hit on by people that aren't me. Nobody's allowed to ask you out but me." Taiga grumbled as he carried you towards his room.

"Taiga! Put me down! You haven't even asked me out. What are you talking about?!"

Taiga got you to his room and set you down, caging you in against the wall "The fuck do you think this is? This is me asking you out Kitty Cat."

Oh. Oh!

"Of course I'll go out with you. You could have just asked normally, you know." You huffed.

"Where's the fun in that? Besides, this way, everyone knows you're mine~"

Jiro Kirisaki - You were in the lab of Mortkraken, helping out with whatever the two ghouls needed as their new assistant.

While you were there, one of the general students suddenly approached you. You were surprised. They usually avoided you, either because they feared getting yelled at by Yuri or because they just saw you as not worh their time.

"MC, I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me?" The student asked. Now you were even more surprised.

"Well, um, I really don't.."

"Look, I know this is sudden, but i think you're smart and would be a good match with me."

Before you could think of another way to tell this guy that no, you really didn't want to go out with him, Jiro came up behind you.

"MC, Yuri is looking for you. Come with me." He said before walking away. You hurried after him, grateful to be away from that situation.

Jiro led you to Yuri's office, where the doctor was nowhere to be seen. "I thought Yuri wanted me?" You asked, confused.

"I lied. You looked like you were uncomfortable and I didn't like that he was asking you out. It made me want to ask you out instead." Jiro admitted.

"Really? So, are you asking me out?" You asked, a blush on your cheeks.

"I am."

"Then I'd love to go out with you."

Lyca Colt - "Hey Lyca, sorry I'm late for our sfudy date!" You greeted as you entered Obscuary to meet with the werewolf.

"What made you so late?" Lyca pouted, "I thought you forgot about me.."

"Oh no! I didn't forget you!! I could never. You're my favorite. I got stopped on my way here by one of the general students from Frostheim, trying to ask me out on a date." You explained.

Lyca frowned a bit "A date? Isn't that like what we're doing?"

"Uh, not really. This is just us studying together."

He frowned more. "Then forget studying and go on an actual date with me. I don't want anyone else to date you."

You blushed and smiled happily, "Okay, I'd love to go on an actual date with you."