#ask the librarians

[librarians-of-babel]

Have you ever found any full (probably public domain :p) novels in the library?

Yes, but only once. It was, perhaps fittingly, a transcribed copy of Babel: Or the Necessity of Violence: An Arcane History of the Oxford Translator's Revolution by R. F. Kuang. The librarian who found it promptly misplaced its shelving address in their excitement, and it is likely that this volume has only become more improbable to find again with recent reindexings of the catalogue. (The Library guards its words carefully, and it is particularly reluctant to make so many of them so easily accessible to the public.)

For further information on the phenomenon of finding literary works within the Library, we recommend you read Shaenon K. Garrity's Librarians in the Branch Library of Babel or the text located at Hexagon

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Wall 2; Shelf 1; Volume 28 (cwy .tut); Page 165.

[tiffanyachings]

“Fiat lux! If you want to talk improbable, let’s talk about this”—a scrape of stone on stone—“being three thousand and some years older than this.” A heavy clunk.

“Inexplicable, Warden.”

“Certainly not. Like everything else in this ridiculous conglomeration of cooling gas, it’s perfectly explicable, I just need to explic-it.”

“Indubitable, Warden.”

“Stop that. I need you listening, not racking your brain for rare negatives. Either this entire building was scavenged from a garbage hopper, or I am being systematically lied to on a molecular level.”

“Maybe the building’s shy.”

“That is just tough shit for the building.”

[certifiedlibraryposts]

i used to work as a page at a library

Oh nice, they need a lot of those to be in all the books [i am dragged offstage by a comically long cane]

[stealingpotatoes]

Did u know that a cut scene from movie 2 implies that Dooku and Jocasta Nu (the badass jedi librarian) were married/lovers? (I think Obi-Wan should get a badass grandma, as a treat)

I couldn't find anything in the deleted scenes they published but wookiepedia/ an interview agrees with you and like??? what was in those cut scenes??? how did she imply it?? was it just like

Jocasta Nu: No, Kamino isn't a real system, I can't tell you anything about that Jocasta Nu: Would you like to hear about the sordid love affair I had with Master Dooku thirty-two years ago instead? Obi-Wan: I cannot express how little I want to hear that. Jocasta Nu: It all started when--

[booksinmythorax]

Hey, guy who was really mad we wouldn't let you pay your wife's library fines without her card. I know you're feeling some big stuff right now and you evened out a lot by the end after you called her and she confirmed her card number to us, but the thing I wasn't going to start a fight with you about in the moment was:

Your wife is a separate person from you, and we don't know if you're an abusive husband.

We don't know if you're trying to find out if she's checking out books about divorce. We don't know if you're trying to find out if she's checking out books about infidelity or alimony or raising your kids differently than you'd prefer. We don't even know if you're actually married. We don't know you're not an ex who's trying to get information about someone you're stalking. And on and on and on.

Ultimately, your wife has a right to privacy just like everyone else. Privacy even from you. She can choose to share whatever she wants with you, but we need confirmation of that. Thanks for understanding.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Library bats are bats that live in libraries and eat insects that could damage the books :3 you learn something new everyday, Bats that live in libraries are typically small and nimble species, such as: European free-tailed bats, Soprano pipistrelles, and Common pipistrelle bats, Bats eat insects that could harm the books, such as moths and beetles, that could damage the books' pages and glue. Bats can be found in libraries in Portugal, including the Joanina Library at the University of Coimbra and the Mafra Palace Library. During the day, bats roost quietly in the library, but at night they emerge to eat insects. Because bats are living things, they produce droppings, so librarians must clean up after them. To protect furniture, shelves, and floors, librarians cover them with tarps before closing the library each night. Because bats only hunt at night, it's unlikely to see them during visiting hours.

that's so cool and cute!!!

To answer the previous ask if Sun uses them, I am afraid he doesn't. He doesn't want any sort of critters inside his library (unless they are service animals)

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

The Librarians S02E03/Almost Paradise S01E07/Leverage Redemption S02E06.

[anglerflsh]

everytime I mention the type of job I'd like to have (archivist) people tell me that literally no one on earth wants to do that which normally would be annoying but. you don't want to sort documents? to preserve things from the past? do you not like excel sheets and burocracies? my best friend burocracy?? sad

[rileyslibrary]

can you maybe do something where like, things simon does when he realizes he’s falling for you? :,)

Let me start by saying that I see Simon as someone more accustomed to others falling for him than the other way around. Like, he is the one who tends to be pursued rather than being the pursuer, if you know what I mean? I don’t know why but I feel he doesn’t have to put too much effort into wooing someone (and he probably knows that). A tall, beefy dude with a rugged appearance and that voice of his? The guy has it easy.

Now, what if he’s the one who falls for someone first? Aha! Well, He doesn’t even realise he has feelings for you, but they manifest in other ways, mainly through actions.

Ghost, as your lieutenant, for example, starts assigning you to low-risk missions or insists on accompanying you to ensure you’re safe.

In a more personal context, Simon offers to pick you up from your home so you don’t have to walk or take public transportation. He might even escort you to your car at night to protect you.

He tells you jokes he thinks you’d enjoy. He absolutely loves it when you laugh; he feels defeated when you roll your eyes and even a bit salty when you already know the joke (or fail to “get” it.)

He pays close attention to the details. He remembers your favourite food, how you like your coffee/tea, and your pet’s name. No, he won’t cook for you (yet), but he’s taking mental notes, studying you.

However, he’s not aware of what he’s doing exactly (or why he’s doing it, for that matter). It’s not until the rest of the team notices and insinuates that there’s something more between you two that he comes face to face with his emotions. Emotions he’s not ready to accept yet.

He rejects the idea that he has developed feelings for you and hopes that by suppressing ignoring them, they’ll fade away. But, as my boy Freud once said, “unexpressed emotions never die; they are buried alive and come forth later in uglier ways.”

He begins distancing himself from you. He rebuilds the walls you once torn down and returns to treating you just like everyone else. He had people he loved before, and it’s only brought him pain. His past experiences have left deep scars, and he’s determined not to go through that again. He’s not just doing it just for himself, though; he also wants to protect you from him and the pain.

Him. Pain. What’s the difference?

You, on the other hand, pick up on his behaviour but don’t confront him about it. “You know how the lieutenant is,” they once told you. “Sometimes he’s all jokes, other times he’s just business.” Maybe, you think, he needs his space. So you begin mirroring his actions, pulling away and giving what he seemingly wants.

But he secretly doesn’t want you to do that. Contrary to what he hoped to achieve by distancing himself from you and, therefore, from his feelings for you, he falls even harder.

Once cocky and arrogant, now he’s insecure. He starts projecting his fears onto you, feeling that you’re the one pulling away, even though you’re merely respecting his unspoken need for space.

So he confronts you. He wants an explanation for the change in your demeanour. And you? Well, you tell him the truth; you thought he needed some space. Right?

Who knows. Maybe you were just respectful. Perhaps you were giving him a taste of his own medicine.

It doesn’t matter. What does matter is that he gets it now. Running away from his feelings or those he cares about doesn’t work, just like ignoring his emotions won’t make them disappear. On the contrary, they directly affect both him and you.

Of course, he doesn’t admit it. No, he wouldn’t be caught dead doing that.

Yet, he decides to (re)open up to you, this time gradually, bit by bit, at his own pace. Just for a chance that this calculated, ruthless operator that many perceive him to be can finally transform into a genuinely emotionally invested human being for the first time.

[mudpuddless]

AU where Obi-wan is Can Drallig's illegitimate son except of course everyone knows and no one cares except for qui-gon of course.

based on this post by @twinterrors29

[wolfstarlibrarian]

9 books to read in 2025 (sweet + spicy)

Thank you SO much to @eyra for tagging me! I love an excuse to talk about books.

I had SO much fun reading these books I'm excited to share them, so pretty please let me know if you read any of them? I might put anon asks back on because I'm so eager to discuss them. Also, all of these books have HEAs.

Also, I'm working on related marauders lists for almost all of these, so stay tuned!

🌶️ = the more peppers the spicier it is

🍭 = the more lollipops the sweeter it is

Captive Prince: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

This series is one that ifykyk. It's a dark, dramatic, sexy mlm series set in a pseudo historic age and WOW. If it was a fic it'd come with tons of warnings and tags, but there's also an underlying softness between the main characters. Lots of angst and drama and characters you can't help root for. DEFINITELY an 18+ rec so please proceed accordingly.

Johann: Vampire Mates: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ 🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭

I already rec'd one of the books in this series here, but this one is tied for my favorite. A modern soulmate/vampire au that's got humor, the CUTEST cinnamon roll who's inexperienced (and hundreds of years old), a russian mobster, and just enough angst to make me you ache.

Boystown Heartbreakers: 🌶️🌶️ 🍭🍭🍭

If you're a wolfstar fan, then you'll absolutely adore this friends-to-lovers modern story about a hairstylist who is so worried about dating his DROP DEAD GORGEOUS best friend. All the internal turmoil paired with a book boyfriend you'll absolutely love, and lines that actually had me laughing out loud makes this one of my top reads for the year.

The Charm Offensive: 🌶️🌶️ 🍭🍭🍭

This one totally surprised me with how well it dealth with mental health issues in the middle of a VERY charming story about falling in love with someone (when it's literally your job to help them fall in love with someone else). A bi-awakening and oblivious pining gem. If you want more fics that feature a reality show check out this rec list.

Myles Below Freezing: 🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭

Okay can someone alert the Hazelnoot server? Because this one feels like a cross between Solntse and Sweater Weather. Myles (a cinnamon roll, nerdy Remus IMO) has to solve a murder mystery at the South Pole while trying not to fall for the sweetheart Russian Alexei. The banter is incredible and honestly my friends and I need a second book about the lesbians in it. Forced proximity, oblivious DATING, anxiety rep, action and chase scenes, cuddling, and locked-in together all in one.

Sapphire Sunset: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ 🍭🍭🍭

If you don't know Chris Rice, he's the gay son of Anne Rice (author of Interview With A Vampire) and thank god he's followed in her footsteps because his romance books are SO good and intense and yet fluffy? It's a ton of drama about an ex-marine and a hotel heir and a family scandal for the books. Feels delightfully like an age-gap modern Drarry book.

Lightning Born: 🌶️ 🍭

A friend recommended me this Frankenstein mlm retelling, and I was like "ew, no". However, I was completely surprised by how much heart it had, and how much it reminded me of R/S. Amnesia (due to ya know, dying), forbidden love, some serious angst, and thankfully a HEA that includes lesbians getting to live out in the tropics.

Honey Girl: 🌶️🌶️ 🍭🍭🍭

This is the only book on the list with wlw as the main pairing and by god, it's beautiful. The writing style gripped me on the first page and I've been recommending it to everyone since I've read it. Imagine waking up in a hotel room in Vegas, by yourself, with a wedding band on your finger and a note. The whole book feels like an intimate love letter and it should absolutely be on your TBR.

On Writing

No spice or sweetness in this non-fiction book, because it's a book by Stephen King on writing. Whenever I talk to anyone who's struggling with their craft I always recommend this book. It's short, to the point, and will leave you feeling much more confident in your abilities while helping you improve your writing. 10/10.

⭐

Okay well I hope you enjoy these recs! I've turned on anon asks so please share your thoughts or your own recs as I'm always looking for new books and fics to read. (We'll just ignore how long the TBR list is already...)

Tagging: @thedrarrylibrarian @wolfstarwarehouse @wolfstarmicrofic @pancakehouse @imsiriuslyreading @lavenderhaze @rainbowrowell @gayliketheancients @brandileigh2003 @mrtellmeafckingsecret @imjusthereforwolfstar And ANYONE ELSE who also love books

[librarians-of-babel]

Volunteer librarian here, I found another infohazard, thought you might want to warn people away from hexagon:

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Wall 4; Shelf 2; Volume 4 (nkckqiyvy); Page 382

Did some serious mental damage to me when I found it.

Library patrons can have a little infohazard, as a treat.

Notice: The memetic properties of this resource have been studied extensively, and have been deemed "safe under standard conditions" by the Librarians. Library patrons are free to interact with this resource without restrictions, but are advised to do so in reasonable moderation. Patrons who experience adverse effects (including but not limited to intense outrage, debilitating ennui, and/or existential vertigo) should immediately cease interactions with this resource and ask the nearest Librarian for assistance.

For further information on Library resources in the same memetic classification group as this one, Library patrons may wish to consult this earlier blog posting.

[salty-dracon]

does sunday even know about the events of 2.6? is he aware of the banana virus?

like is he just going to join the express, pop into the archives, and be like "hey dan heng, can i read your data bank entries on penacony, i want to see what my home's been like ever since i left"?. and after dan heng gives him a nod, five minutes later is sunday going to have the bravery to ask him "what the hell do you mean a minion of dr primitive unleashed a monkey-themed memetic virus on penacony and all three of you were infected and started saying 'bana' every sentence? were you cured? ... is my sister okay?"

[gertritude-art]

Hey guys. This isn't art, but I wanted to ask here because it has a bigger reach - if I wanted to find old copies (1930s-1940s) of student publications from british universities (Oxford, Cambridge, etc.) is there a place that might have scans of them online? Or, at least, where I might look to find better primary resources about high-end university students during this time period?

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Sk!au related

What is Sun's most favorite story to read to kids?

he's got quite a few that his Sunbeams like to hear him read, but one of them is Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

[housecow]

Giving off fat librarian vibes and I’m all here for it. Could see myself ogling at you from afar while you’re behind your desk munching on snacks or struggling to reach your fat ass to the top shelf to get a book down for someone, all while fantasizing about taking you into the back and stuffing you. Gotta keep that mouth crammed full so you’re staying nice and quiet 🤭

holy shit jsyk this is everything i am. i have the fat librarian look so down at this point, add in my obsession w cardigans and that’s it !! esp because i also have big glasses (and i used to volunteer at my public library)

but anyways.. i wanna be so heavy n wide my hips brush the bookshelves on each side as i walk through an aisle 🥺