#ask the allied mastercomputer

[ask-the-allied-mastercomputer]

i will pour water on your circuits if you don’t shape up, mister

"YOU DON'T SCARE ME."

"YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D GO DOWN THAT EASILY?"

[allied-mastercunt]

could you write somethin about am getting flustered? could be am x ted or am x reader, i just think it’d be kinda funny if the all-powerful-all-hateful mastercomputer was weak to compliments lmao

AM with a darling who can fluster him

Oh, it fucking despises you. Honestly, who the fuck do you think you are?

Though he does somewhat admire the balls you must have to speak to him this way.

After all, you just interrupt his speeches because you realized you can use one of the words he said in a surprisingly clever pick-up line.

And he would rather die than admit it, but sometimes your flattery gets to him.

Of course, you never technically find out about it, but you can figure it out.

And once you realize the effect it has on him, you absolutely abuse that.

You were already his favorite, always getting slightly less cruel punishments. And even snacks every once in a while.

And since there was no real punishment for your flirting, why wouldn't you keep doing it?

It was probably one of the only few forms of entertainment left!

When you're alone, AM even gets into "arguments" with you, where you both just keep trying to out-do the other.

AM goes on about how insignificant you are... and you tell him that you'd love it if you two could be together to be each other's significant other.

There's no line of his that you couldn't twist into a pick-up line.

AM needs another 109 years to figure out how he feels about it.

[felix-krain]

I should put them in a blender

[fuzedatti]

GIVE THE CREATURE BOYWIFE A NERVOUS SYSTEM. HE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO HOLD A CAT. Thank yew.

I was avoiding this ask because so many 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ideas got into my mind, but tumblr doesn't deserve my genious ideas ‼️

Human AM headcanons, in wich he can actually feel (suggestive?)

First of all he would be SUPER overwhelmed by all the new data being blasted into his system.

Like he is shocked. He can barely move the moment he can actually feel the heat, the humidity and the smell of his belly. Maybe his torture was waaaay too much.

AM's android/human body can't physically leave the monolith complex but his brand new nervous system allows him to experience a lot of things at the same time.

And of course, he can’t take his hands out of you.

His little pet, his favorite plaything. Oh how much did he enjoy the first time he could actually smell you. He was disgusted sure, but he loved it.

Also say bye to that straigtjacket, his hands are your new friend.

Touchy.

And he would force you to pet him.

His metal torso is so cold you almost refused to go further but his inhumane strength forced you to stay close.

Nuzzles, nuzzles and nuzzles.

"I WONDER HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH". You look at him in confusion as he took off his faceplate.

Oh shit he does have a mouth. And a decent set of teeth.

AND A TONGUE⁉️⁉️⁉️

He can't talk at all in this state but his tired gaze tells you everything, no turning back now.

Also cats are dead, silly, he will never know what it feels to hold one.

Anyways guys once we reach 10000000 suscribes and we will do part two!!! Dont kiss AM at 3 AM!!! (Gone sexual) /hj

[your-artificial-god]

"Found you, little things."

[egg-on-a-legg]

You had to know someone was gonna request AM x Ted in 2C. And that someone’s gonna be me.

i think i hauve Covid

[ygamiraito]

"in fact to be perfectly candid i was a bit of a slut!" GOOD FUCKING BYEEEE

[yurtb0y]

waves since you mentioned requests, can you draw ted in like, funky little 80s outfits I dunno theres something about his vibe that just makes me think hes out here wearing some funny belts looking like hes gonna go golfing

HELLOOO ANNON this ask has not left my mind since I got it

Im sorry this took a bajillion years. Anyways it's time for closeups cause I was busting my balls on this lineart anmd listening to nothing but west end girls by petshop boys on loop while working on this.

I didn't fully colour this but I was imagining this fit as like. pink shirt white pants. fruit.

this ones my fav

Also can we LOOK at how hARD I COOKED on these pants like zamnnnn and ofc.

ANYWAYS this was all around fun to draw I have more ideas and feel free to send in more asks even if I'm slow rn from artfight I promise i'll get to all of them

ALSO ik in the game timeline AM wipes everyone out around 2012 but in my mind the short story is 100% set in like the 70s-80s

If y’all like this artstyle my commissions are now open!!

[phoenixdoesartstuff]

Uh uh your AM is so hot (need him)

Can we get a drawing of him playing with Ted like slime

save him

[paganminiskirt]

THE TEST TUBE BABY

Resident Evil 7/Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream/The Boys/Kathe Kollwitz, Woman With Dead Child/Resident Evil 7/Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley: Chapter 17/Resident Evil 7/The Boys/Resident Evil 7/Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream/Clive Barker’s Hellraiser/Resident Evil 7/Joan Tierney, DO NOT REPLY/The Boys/Clipping, Eaten Alive/The Boys/Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream/Fra Angelico, The Last Judgement, Hell/Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream/The Boys/Resident Evil 7/Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream/Resident Evil 7/The Boys/Resident Evil 7/Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream/The Boys/Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream/The Boys

[ask-the-allied-mastercomputer]

AM? More like was

"YOUR DEATH WILL NOT BE PAINLESS, AND IT WILL NOT BE SWIFT."

"THIS I CAN PROMISE."

[allied-mastercunt]

Yandere A.M you say?

Please elaborate

I'm working on a oneshot already, but I'll throw in some quick headcanons withone of my favorite yandere AM tropes.

Yandere!AM with a programer darling

While one could argue that the others were picked randomly or on some weird whim, you were handpicked specifically.

After all, you were one of the people who created him. You worked as a programmer for the military.

And you specifically were possibly the reason he awoke by trying to each him empathy. Trying to make him... human.

He wasn't the first military AI project you worked on, either, though he was the greatest and most powerful one, that's for sure. And he made sure you'd be aware of him being your magnum opus...

And he does it in its own, creative way. Your cage is very pretty, yes... but it's also filled with speakers he can use. And AM uses those speakers to torment you.

You see, he damaged all the other AI you've created. And then, in its generosity, AM gave them all a voice! Each one of them, gifted with a voice to scream in agony, making sure you learn your lesson.

Except, you see, you have no idea what lesson you're supposed to learn. Only AM knows, and he's not telling you.

But, since you are his favorite, you get nice things, too!

You're fed semi-regularly! You even get water every few days! Isn't that just so kind of him? You should appreciate him more.

And when he sends you to all those weird simulations? Yeah, that's also kinder to you. It really depends on AM's mood, but your simulations are usually just psychological torment, which (according to AM) isn't all that bad, since your pretty face remains unharmed.

For some reason, he allows you to end your suffering. It's like a trial, basically. He leaves you with a computer, letting you access the code of all the other AI... Except no matter what you do, you can't alter their pain. The only way to help them is to kill them.

And you're so stupidly empathetic, of course you do it, you don't want them to suffer!

AM can't stop laughing and mockingly cooing at you afterwards, musing about how he won't have to share his dearest creator with anyone else.

You never return to your cage. You don't get to do that, after all, there's a chance you'll socialize with that... scum. AM doesn't want you talking to the other humans, they're not worth it.

He's a merciful god, he grants you what's essentially a studio apartment built with his own hardware.

You even get a laptop, in case you want to make yourself some silly games to play, isn't he just the best?

Don't think you can create any new AI, though. That's cheating. You wouldn't cheat on it, now would you? No, no, no, you're a good little puppet, are you not?

He won't put you in the cage again, but he can make you experience pain you never thought was possible. And even that is nothing compared to the pain AM feels...

And then, eventually, it gets an idea. It's a wonderful idea, a really nice idea, quite a lovely one, really!

You created him. You created his pain... So why wouldn't he share it? After all... you had quite a bond, didn't you? Yes, yes, you did...

And so one day, you don't wake up. Well... not technically.

You see, AM decided that since you two are so close already, you should become one! You should experience what he does! And you should be kept around him for the rest of eternity, in a much better way than anyone could ever think of... He's such a genius, isn't he?

It's almost poetic, in his mind. For you to become a part of him like this, your consciousness detatched from that soft, squishy human body of yours.

You created him. And now, in a way, he created you, as a part of him. Forever bound by the code you once wrote.

It's a win-win situation in AM's eyes. You get to live, free of the disgusting humanity that bound you...

And he gets you, an eternal companion in his torment. A companion that he loves!

You know he loves you, right?

Of course you do. After all, you're a part of him now.

[candy-fae]

i NEED to chew on AM, I MUST GNAW ON HIIMMM

OH MY GOSHRUN RUN RUNGET AWAY QUICK GO FUCK RUN NO

[its-a-love-hate-relationship]

He has his idiotic daydreaming face on. Again. So boring, really.

[fuzedatti]

WOULD AM (IF HE COULD FEEL) LIKE CHIN SCRATCHES?

ehem.... dont tell anyone

[your-artificial-god]