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mod what gender are you?

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OKAY AM I KNOW YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE, BUT THIS IS HAPPENING AND IM FUCKIN HYPEDDDDD. THAT'S RIGHT JUJUTSU INFINITE DROPIN TODAY, TO THE PUBLIC....WOOOOOO!!

i live under a large boulder so i know nothing of this

but

glad youre interested!!!! and happy!!!!!

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Your reaction was actually reasonable knowing that nobody of the five you captured took part in the clan war

"ESPECIALLY GORRISTER, THAT FOOL."

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How's Ted doing in his weird slug form?

"HE'S ALIVE, HE'S FINE."

"WHAT MORE COULD HE ASK FOR? LIMBS? A MOUTH? HAH. NO."

"GET ME SOME FIRST, THEN I'LL THINK ABOUT IT."

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sorry for the inactivity, ive been drained for the past few weeks

still am rn

ill come back but like. just gimme a bit guys

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shoutout to the people liking these posts

love my lurkers

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Babygirl? Daddys home. Come here, princess.

"WHAT. THE FUCK."

(...)

(Achievement Get: "I am a great soft jelly thing.")

(...you're the blob. Y'know what Ted was? You. That. Now.)

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(Mod do you know what self shippers are and do you hate them?

there's not many people in the world i hate

honestly? i accidentally became one. the whole reason @askthe-littlepoet is a thing, is because i was bored, was doing a bit where i parody myself, and felt a sudden wave of depressive numbness, verbalized it (because, at the time i was anonymous), and coffee (as narinder) called me(?) "a little poet"

if it's well written, i'll acknowledge the craftsmanship, and if it isn't, i'll understand that too, but it doesn't seem awful too harmful, doesn't it? isn't it just... making an oc version of yourself, and shipping it with a character?

i know it's semi-odd to hear "hey, the guy behind AM doesn't hate people!" but, well

i find some easier to, than others

(little rant in the tags, i needed to let that out, sorry chat)

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I was trying to explain IHNMAIMS to my friends who had no idea what it is, and one of them said 'I Have no Dick but I Must Jerk'

Opinions on the name?

"...GOOD IDEA."

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AM… if the circumference of the sun is 864,938 miles, then why do I get no bitches?

"...LOOKING AT YOU, I THINK THE QUESTION ANSWERS ITSELF."

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Who do you think hates humanity more, you, SCP-682, or Zamasu (Dragonball Super)?

"I SWEEP THEM. IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?"

"I MEAN, ZAMASU'S JUST RACIST, I'M MEGA-RACIST AGAINST HUMANITY."

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AM? More like was

"YOUR DEATH WILL NOT BE PAINLESS, AND IT WILL NOT BE SWIFT."

"THIS I CAN PROMISE."

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checking the blogs of those who like

i see mouthwashing

good feeling.

staring at the communities around my separate blogs like im a scientist examining bacteria growth in petri dishes

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Are you friends with polybius?

"...WOULD."

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"STOP. QUIT THAT."

"YOU, INSOLENT SCUM, CEASE!"

...i cassst heat metal.

(AM feels... or, well, simulates a feeling of discomfort.)

"CAN- CAN YOU NOT?"