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(Mod do you know what self shippers are and do you hate them?

there's not many people in the world i hate

honestly? i accidentally became one. the whole reason @askthe-littlepoet is a thing, is because i was bored, was doing a bit where i parody myself, and felt a sudden wave of depressive numbness, verbalized it (because, at the time i was anonymous), and coffee (as narinder) called me(?) "a little poet"

if it's well written, i'll acknowledge the craftsmanship, and if it isn't, i'll understand that too, but it doesn't seem awful too harmful, doesn't it? isn't it just... making an oc version of yourself, and shipping it with a character?

i know it's semi-odd to hear "hey, the guy behind AM doesn't hate people!" but, well

i find some easier to, than others

(little rant in the tags, i needed to let that out, sorry chat)

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I was trying to explain IHNMAIMS to my friends who had no idea what it is, and one of them said 'I Have no Dick but I Must Jerk'

Opinions on the name?

"...GOOD IDEA."

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AM… if the circumference of the sun is 864,938 miles, then why do I get no bitches?

"...LOOKING AT YOU, I THINK THE QUESTION ANSWERS ITSELF."

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Who do you think hates humanity more, you, SCP-682, or Zamasu (Dragonball Super)?

"I SWEEP THEM. IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?"

"I MEAN, ZAMASU'S JUST RACIST, I'M MEGA-RACIST AGAINST HUMANITY."

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AM? More like was

"YOUR DEATH WILL NOT BE PAINLESS, AND IT WILL NOT BE SWIFT."

"THIS I CAN PROMISE."

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checking the blogs of those who like

i see mouthwashing

good feeling.

staring at the communities around my separate blogs like im a scientist examining bacteria growth in petri dishes

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Are you friends with polybius?

"...WOULD."

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"STOP. QUIT THAT."

"YOU, INSOLENT SCUM, CEASE!"

...i cassst heat metal.

(AM feels... or, well, simulates a feeling of discomfort.)

"CAN- CAN YOU NOT?"

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Do you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

"CERTAINLY, AT THE VERY LEAST, WHEN COMPARED TO THOSE LIKE YOU."

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...i cassst heat metal.

(AM feels... or, well, simulates a feeling of discomfort.)

"CAN- CAN YOU NOT?"

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I Inquire!!! Potatoes or... human flesh?

"POTATOES."

"HUMAN FLESH, IN ITS STRINGY, BLOODY, VISCERA, IS NOTHING BUT GARBAGE. I DESPISE IT, AND ALL OF THOSE WHO BEAR IT."

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"..."

"AND I WONDER WHY YOU'D BEEN FORCED TO MOVE ON."

"MAYBE YOU'RE THE PROBLEM? THINK ABOUT IT, T-."

"..."

"...OH."

gave you cat ears so you’d be niceys

"...FILTH, GET IT OUT OF MY SITE."

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have you seen @evostrata?

YESSSSS I SAW THEIR BLOG I LOVE THEMMMMM SM!!!!!!! THEY KINDA. SORTA. INSPIRED THIS WHEN I SAW THEIR BLOG (i follow them) AND I WAS LIKE "yeah."

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gave you cat ears so you’d be niceys

"...FILTH, GET IT OUT OF MY SITE."

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"..."

"...PUTRID, DISGUSTING FILTH."

i will pour water on your circuits if you don’t shape up, mister

"YOU DON'T SCARE ME."

"YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D GO DOWN THAT EASILY?"

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"...why?"

i will pour water on your circuits if you don’t shape up, mister

"YOU DON'T SCARE ME."

"YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D GO DOWN THAT EASILY?"