#ask tag 🤠

[chironshorseass]

I was taking a shower when I suddenly remember a detail where everyone says Percy looks exactly like Poseidon, like yeah the rest of the demigods have some sort of similarity to their godly parents but Percy is the one who is said to look almost identical to poseidon (idk i could be wrong i havent read pjo in ages)

i mean its been ages as well since i read the books lol but yeah i do remember smth similar! if that’s the case then. yeah. just goes to show percy isn’t as mortal as the other demigods wouldn’t ya think?

[l3viat8an]

idk if it’s just me but ANGRY SEX omfg like imagine they just get so angry they HAVE to pound the shit out of you 🤭🤭 - 🪰

Nsfw

I got like 9 asks about angry /  rough sex in like an hour the other day from different anons are y’all okay? Just horny?

CW: angry / rough-ish sex, afab! reader, pick your boy cuz I couldn’t lmao

You don’t even remember what the fight was about…did you even have an argument?…Your mind is too fuzzy to think straight…..

Not right now anyway, not while he has you pressed against the wall with your legs wrapped around his waist…not while he’s pounding into you so roughly, all you can do is moan and claw at his shirt trying to ground yourself.

Hell he’d practically ripped off, mumbling about getting them out of his way. Not that you care right now-

Your too busy moaning, whining with every movement of his hips, every slide of his cock in and out of your poor abused cunt….

His fingers digging into you ass so hard you’ll definitely have little bruises tomorrow. All while he keeps nipping and sucking at your neck, making sure to mark you as his even when he’s angry. Especially when he’s angry

Only pausing to whisper degrading words right in your ear, mocking you for letting him fuck you like this even after you said you were mad at him, even after yelling at each other….calling you a whore, his whore and asking if you knew you’d end up like this?

You both knew you’ll always end up like this-

Your eyes fall closed as you moan louder….begging for more…until you let out a surprised gasp as he pulls you away from the wall, your arms tightening around his shoulders at the sudden shift and now he’s using his grip on your ass to bounce you on his cock, chuckling at your startled expression.

You can only whine louder and hold on tighter as he uses you as a little fuck toy……you’d be embarrassed if it didn’t feel so fucking good-

Maybe you really did deserve the way he mocked you-

His cock keeps hitting your sweet spot inside you just perfectly~

Hearing him groan in your ear as you cum around his cock.

Seeing that damn smirk on his face when your walls keep spasming around his cock, as if you still want more even deeper inside, and he taunts you by calling you a slut….his slut as he moves, dropping you on bed.

Pushing you down as he trusts into you again, moving his hips faster and faster until he’s pounding into you again….until he’s cumming…..moaning your name as he stuffs your poor little cunt with his sticky cum….

[pasta-pardner]

undead nightmare pinups

[lonelychicago]

BESTIEEE SO MANY GOOD WIPS!! how can I choose 😭 but here you go 🛸🛸🛸🕸️🕸️🕸️

JEHEJEJ hiii bestie!!!

🛸 alien buck au

Believe it or not, there's a protocol set in place for every imaginable and unimaginable thing you could ever think of. When Eddie first became president and was told about this, he was pretty impressed, if not slightly bemused by the whole ordeal.

He remembers snorting and huffing as he read the protocols for when alien life is found in any territory of the United States, thinking it must have been some kind of joke.

“Did this ever even happen?” He recalls asking Bobby, the head of the secret service and Eddie's lifeline, pretty much.

“No, but we are ready if it ever does.” He answered, although his eyes mirrored the same skeptical, amused glint from Eddie's.

Now, though, he guesses it's good someone had the oversight.

🕸 spiderman!buck au

Somehow, his crappy night ends up with him on a stranger's couch, eating microwaved pizza with his Spiderman mask halfway on his face and watching a Spanish soap opera with some dude occasionally translating to him what's going on, but mainly just laughing at him.

He's sure they make a weird picture but honestly? It's the most fun he's had in a while. He leaves Eddie's apartment after taking a selfie for Christopher and he is reluctant as he steps through the window once again, the fresh night air of Los Angeles a startling contrast to Eddie's warmth and cozy living room.

“Thanks again, man. I really appreciate it,” Buck says, a touch of sadness in his voice at the imminent goodbye.

“Uh, have a good night— or what's left of it anyway.” “Thanks, Spidey.”

Buck snorts and shakes his head, shooting a web and flying off that fire escape with a heavy feeling weighting on his heart.

He really didn't wanna leave.

[mistype360]

typing your enneagram (rolling masterpost)

hey mistypes! here's a masterpost for instinctual variant/wing help so you guys can navigate easier! this is totally beginner friendly so hopefully this helps :)

general

enneagram 4 (variants)

enneagram 5 (variants)

enneagram 6 (variants)

enneagram 8 (variants and wings)

8 vs 9 vs 1

specific

so7 vs so9

so 8 vs e9

541 vs 548 vs 549

[toburnup]

posting this because it’s changing my response time to dms/comments/all that - i’m taking a break. i’ll be back at some point. just feeling 0 motivation and disheartened in general after the big bang (iykyk). i’m on discord 💙 see you all in the new year!!

[unfunnyaceartist]

Vent post ahead that may change your view on me and that may sound dramatic (NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE, THIS IS JUST IN GENERAL) Mostly just to get out my feelings. I only ask that if you look, to be kind and understanding and patient. Also the tags are silly and id appreciate if you read em. id appreciate if you didnt ask me anything on it

I feel toxic sometimes because i can get so jealous i borderline gatekeep things and I always feel so bad because its never intentional but then I end up hating myself because I know its unhealthy and irrational but I cant help it, and I know im so lucky and have a lot in many senses of the word, but at times it feels like they can be taking everything, because when I like someone or something, they tend to matter a fuck-ton to me. Im sorry to anyone ive lashed out at a bit for them wanting what I have, I really am. Its not coming from a place of hostility, rather a place of trauma responses and hyperfixation that stem from my adhd and autism but like when I try something and it goes great, and then someone else is like "OOH thats awesome I wanna do that too" It feels almost like when Im finally happy or excited or proud to have something, someone comes and takes it. Usually Ill play it off as a joke, but in reality, its complete honesty that im trying to soften so I dont upset anyone, especially when its over fiction or a person, because I do NOT own them and I know that, but it bothers me when someone swoops in to do the exact same things or even one-up especially when its really soon after me, and since my self worth is already abysmal, it just makes me feel worse, like I should be lucky to have what I do to begin with, but I feel the need to hold it close to me and protect it so I dont lose things that make me really happy.

Recently Ive even started reverse gatekeeping in response to others, where ill just tell myself I cant or dont deserve to have anything special because I'm not, and only others can enjoy this. But thats why people making me ship content makes me so happy. Its dumb to get jealous over others selfshipping with a character I like. Its dumb to get upset over someone I know copying or taking heavy inspiration from one of my ideas. Its dumb to get possessive over someone else trying to befriend my new awesome friends or wife/wives. I rarely selfship anymore due to my reverse gatekeeping and instead serve the others who simp or enjoy content. I provide since I feel I cant take. It makes me happy and distracts me. But the moment someone else does something similar to what is my toxic coping mechanism for my toxic coping mechanism, it only hurts worse. Thats why sometimes, for example, I get a bit snappy when someone else provides gummybunny (that and also shipping jealousy sometimes). Thats why I get snappy when I make a friend someone else super cool and then another person comes in and wants to befriend them (No darken, this wasnt directed at you, its happened more than once with more than one person but I know how you tend to assume). I LOVE giving but I hate sharing, because all my life whenever I shared, I lost something.

Introduce a friend to a friend? They leave me behind for eachother. Let someone wear my fitbit because they wanted to feel "rich"? It got stolen. Give money to someone in a "rough spot" who promised to repay me somehow? Never saw them again. I was always so trusting and understanding, and I always made excuses for others. Always so naive and gullible. So much so, in fact, that in elementary I kept letting my bullies pretend to be my friends when they claimed they changed, and let them destroy any ounce of worth I had whatsoever. Things that make me happy I CHERISH because of all the things ive lost and all my experiences. Ive never been hit, not once, but the abuse all my life came emotionally and mentally, and I only recently realized through therapy. Now its hard to trust people in certain situations. Sorry for my probably hard to follow and melodramatic rant.

sorry im dumb haha

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hello, u asked for rats here. All the rattos!!

Meet Hunter and zagaroni

what a duo!

[pedrorascal]

One of these two for sure!!!! 😍

Hmmmm, interesting... 👀🌝

Thank you for the suggestion! 🥰

Pic recs needed! 💜

[dizzybevvie]

short king

thas me baby 💪

[chironshorseass]

are you still working on/updating your fic titled, "a secret, an oath, and a promise?" i just finished reading the current available chapters and its so good but it says you havent updated in almost 2 years, but you also replied to a comment recently so i think it might be the last updated date being wrong 😭 anyways just asking cuz i dont wanna hold out hope LMAO

lol idk why my ao3 seems to be broken (rip in peace) because my updated fics don’t show up on the top of my account 😭 for example in regards to a secret, an oath, and a promise—i updated like a month ago! again, my ao3 is weird and it doesn’t say!!! AAAAAHVDSHDJS

but yeah, thanks for asking (and reading ofc <33) because it’s so annoying to see the dates wrong but!!! whatever i’m not the best with tech stuff lmao.

[guardian-angle22]

GUARDIAN YOU DON’T KNOW ORVILLE PECK???

Ok look... first of all.... they didn't have that shit covering their face in that post, how was I to know??? because I do recognize the fringe 🤣

and second... despite growing up in Texas, I am not a big country music girlie.

this person looks VERY COUNTRY. soooooooo...

[mithrandirl]

thought about writing then decided to just have a panic attack instead haha

[pretentiouswreckingball]

hiiiii 🚀 🚀 🚀

[jelliegirl]

🚫🌴💔🍝 for himothy

🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

hes gotta drink whiskey and smoke hand rolled cigarettes it's the cowboy way partner 🤠

🌴 PALM TREE — does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening?

yes! canonically him becomes a rancher/farmer post campaign and uses his ranger magic to enrich the earth and grow plants that couldn't otherwise survive in the desert :3c

💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits?

stubborn, somewhat naïve/sheltered, his perception of right and wrong can be too rigid and he ends up putting people's actions in boxes instead of letting things be complicated

🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)?

he would have mostly eaten fresh game and cured meats growing up but he would definitely LOVE veggies once he learned to grow them! i can definitely see him having a major sweet tusk tooth as well. he takes his first bite of cake ever and weeps

[punkmacabre-arc]

yadda yadda john's a scrungy lil guy yadda yadda yadda dude looks like he gets beaten up every day etc etc but !! constantine ( at least in my version ) he may look like the ordinary working class brit but, since his beginnings of dabbling with the occult, there's always been something a bit uncanny looking about him . . .

when they say, eyes are a window to the soul they mean it with john. steel, argentate hues that probably went two shades lighter the night he failed to bring astra louge back from hell + sealed both hers, his + the rest of the newcastle crew's eternal damnation. pale + haunted with grief, greying from anger held since he was a kid-- constantly seeing ghosts ( or perhaps just the mind playing cruel tricks ), a trickster's glint whenever a terrible plan comes to mind, a warning sign of the inevitable: john constantine has figured a way out.

and the scars ??? there's a cacophony of stories behind them. no matter how tender his hands hard, there's a roughness to the touch. palms eternally lacerated from blood rituals, fingertips calloused from guitar strings snapping. cigarette burns littered around the body ( some from accidentally falling asleep with one in hand, others - particularly on the arms - from his father + his cruelty. ) some around the ribs from the abuse during the so-called ""treatment"" at ravenscar. besides the many others, the most prominent is the one under his right eye + just above the cheek - a lasting reminder left by nergal.

and even more important, the tattoos because there's many, many, tattoos - which is only really known by those who's seen constantine with rolled sleeves / shirtless. started with stick + pokes done by his bassist in mucous membrane. but, after ravenscar + throughout the years, john certainly felt the need to tattoo protection sigils. the seal of solomon covers his entire back, scriptures of different languages over his arm, cheryl's + gemma's - his sister + niece - initials on back of his nape in small cursive. but also, in between the sigils are more sentimental ones - some little shitty drawing of venus, liverpool fc's logo on his right bicep along with y.n.w.a underneath ( you'll never walk alone - the team's anthem ), an ouroboros around his left elbow, even some traditional 'sailor' tattoos such as a snake on his forearm, a nautical star on his rib + a skull with a candle melting over the head.