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zachmorrisartblog · 1 year ago

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I’m Not Quite Loving It

#ask surprise #grimace shake #animation #submarine #ask blog

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littlemut · 4 months ago

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#when you’re a humanities scholar #and more #like when they ask me what is your blog about #it’s about nothing but it’s actually everything to me #just found this and thought #wow isn’t it still relevant #i can tell you all about bouba and kiki but you’d be surprised to know how much of the generally quotidian stuff i have 0 clue about #10k

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zytes · 1 year ago

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time #misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

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divorcetual · 5 months ago

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#Aristotle is my irl name and its never mispronounved or mispelled here #BUT a lot of ppl ask how to spell it #which is always a bit surprising #like they never mispell it even when guessing. they just doubt themselves.

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valtsv · 2 years ago

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plenty of "girl who looks cute wearing her boyfriend's clothes" content out there but not enough "guy who looks cute wearing his girlfriend's clothes" in my opinion. where's your commitment. where's your bisexuality.

#🐉#men!!! if you think your gf looks hot in her outfits ask her if you can try them yourself. results may surprise you.

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hansoeii · 1 year ago

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It's about who.

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Have you made anything about how game Michael has a British accent and movie Mike doesn't?

YES I HAVE.. (here’s the og post)

#ask reply #HONESTLY yall be surprised how many concepts ive done by now #YET somehow I haven’t scratched the surface for fnaf #I NEVER EVER forget Michael is British #William Afton is a cruel man for forcing all his kids to be British despite living in America #this comic still makes me laugh #this being mikes main takeaway is so funny

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sunscodenamecrew · 1 year ago

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Gay lesbians

"Y, Yea?" - Surprise

#Ask Codename #ask surprise #i guess?#my brother in christ this is incomprehensible

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robotpussy · 4 months ago

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A house located in Walton, Liverpool covered in graffiti with the phrases "send 'em back", "white britain first" and "no immigrants" (2024)

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Untitled [Young lady points to 'Keep Britain White' graffiti at the International Personnel training centre in Balham] (1974)*

*caption via victoria and albert museum

#lol nothing has changed (no surprise)#ask to tag #photography #uk #racism

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smokbeast · 1 month ago

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Your moon is so cute. :3

Very demure, very mindful, very cutesy.

Thank you!

#He can be when he wants to be OFNG I’m surprised people like him!#froggy mail time #asks #my ocs #fnaf override moon #Moondrop

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quiche-draws · 10 days ago

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Ranma x Akane but both ways cuz why not? >8))

Seriously though, this show has been a balm to my thoughts and inner tensions.

Plus a nice break from drawing so much dang armor 🤣

Please do not repost!!

#ranma ½ #ranma saotome #akane tendo #ranma x akane #rankane #qooky art #fan art #doodles #surprise p chan #akane we know what you are #you cant tell me shes never asked certain questions about herself #found some cool reference poses on pinterest

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mentally-ill-for-bes · 5 days ago

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So funny Viktor chooses to present himself to Jayce as a white-golden robot (considering it is shown he could possess one of his followers) despite his representative colors being purple and blue (during s2 arc 1 and arc 2 and as the Herald Machine). But for the very specific purpose of convincing Jayce to join him, he's represented in the colors associated with Mel. Literally CATWALKING into the room, which is an action associated with Mel too

#jayce arcane #jayvik #viktor arcane #arcane #arcane season 2 #arcane spoilers #wow another Mel/Viktor parallel i could have never expected it im so surprised #im so upset with the dude of the show that say they are just a very powerful friendship #like bro have you seen your own show?#you have paralleled them with Vi-Jinx Vander-Silco Powder-Ekko Mel-Jayce #their relationship is beyond human comprehension they are literally everything and anything they want to #and the show doesn't belong to Arcane writers or creators #it belongs to the fandom so idgaf what you think they are because im interpreting a piece of media however i want #idk idk kill the author i don't care what the creators think I wasn't asking for their permission at the moment I saw the show #why don't you let a fandom love and interpret a piece of media just bc it doesn't fit with your interpretation?

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turoce · 9 months ago

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look. banana slug

#i peeled the banana and it happened to look like a slug and i was so surprised i paused for a moment #and had to ask le teach if i could take out my phone #oce pon a time

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emmyrosee · 15 days ago

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Rin Itoshi cannot stand when you surprise kiss him and run away, because his brain can’t process fast enough and he’s left a sputtering, blushy mess while you’re giggling halfway down the hall.

“You nuisance!” He manages, but his voice is squeaky and uncontrollable, very different from his usual monotone- he hates it. He hates how often he takes your bait, how much he’s at your mercy, and he hates the way his heart rate spikes at your affection.

But most importantly, Rin Itoshi hates when you kiss him and run away, because he doesn’t get a chance to kiss you back.

And that annoys him most of all.